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IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019) (Read 15922 times)

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IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019)
#1  April 01, 2019, 11:13:25 pm
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Greetings members of MUGEN Fighter's Guild. I am pleased to announce that I have officially been made admin of MUGEN Fighter's Guild!

I am very excited to have absolute control over this forum, because I have another announcement in store. You see, this has all been an elaborate act. "Jmorphman" doesn't actually exist, and never has. This account is just an undercover operation designed to infiltrate MUGEN Fighter's Guild and eventually take it over... for MUGEN ARCHIVE.

Yes, you simpering fools. And this time we mean it. It now truly is over. And we won.

Effective midnight tonight EST, the entire forum will be rebranded as the MUGEN Archive Network, a collective of lesser sites, including both MUGEN Fighter's Guild and MUGEN Free For All, that have been conquered and cleansed of malicious and slanderous elements:


We will naturally be banning every single user here, as the fact that you have an account here is proof enough that you are a dangerous dissident who is a threat to MUGEN ARCHIVE. We will also be deleting all the project and help threads, because those aren't important at all and also probably contains anti-ARCHIVE slander anyways.

Smell you later, chumps!
Last Edit: April 02, 2019, 07:05:06 am by Jmorphman
Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT
#2  April 01, 2019, 11:17:38 pm
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Ripperoni
WIP Schedule:
The next Street Fighter All-Stars update
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#3  April 01, 2019, 11:18:47 pm
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Oh man oh damn oh geez
Hardcore Palette and Color Separation enthusiast
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#4  April 01, 2019, 11:20:38 pm
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Hey, can you speed up the forum there?? Always appears the "we're busy, try later" when I tried to get some old-as-f chars for my DOSMugen :(
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#5  April 01, 2019, 11:26:52 pm
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You... TRAITOR!! How dare you!!
Nep-Nep-Nep! Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep-Nep-Neeeeep!

Support me on PayPal!
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#6  April 01, 2019, 11:30:45 pm
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Good luck with that.
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#7  April 01, 2019, 11:32:24 pm
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The dystopia has begun.
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#8  April 01, 2019, 11:35:21 pm
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well nice knowing you all
might as well put this forum about bootleg games here
BGC Forums
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#9  April 01, 2019, 11:36:40 pm
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Gentlemen, it's been an honor.
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#10  April 01, 2019, 11:37:48 pm
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 Oh, seems I'm finally exposed as a PlasmoidThunder alt. I could have kept this disguise up for more than a year.
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#11  April 01, 2019, 11:42:57 pm
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Always knew you were a fuckn mole. Now I just have proof. Hope you're happy with yourself Mr. "Jmorphman"
Quack
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#12  April 01, 2019, 11:47:30 pm
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I should have known you were a MA Chad.

So how long till the bans start kicking in?
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#13  April 01, 2019, 11:52:22 pm
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We will naturally be banning every single user here, as the fact that you have an account here is proof enough that you are a dangerous dissident who is a threat to the splendid and holy MUGEN ARCHIVE.
Hardcore Palette and Color Separation enthusiast
Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT
#14  April 01, 2019, 11:53:05 pm
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Welp, have fun being all alone in the darkness for the rest of your admin life

Don't think...obey
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#15  April 01, 2019, 11:54:03 pm
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Dizzy baby please come home. We're all very worried and miss you dearly, sweetie.

Oh, I want a diagram. I fucking love diagrams.
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#16  April 02, 2019, 12:00:31 am
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oh...god
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#17  April 02, 2019, 12:06:48 am
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Welp, there goes my chances of Mugen fame. I'll go to Plasmoid's Unreal Engine forum once his Achilleon alt is finished with that project and hope he can rig me to becoming famous there.
Hopefully someday I'll be able to make the little puffball on my profile pic.
(Sprite edited from Scrollboss' sprite)
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#18  April 02, 2019, 12:07:50 am
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that sucks
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#19  April 02, 2019, 12:12:27 am
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We're in the endgame now
Penguinz0 said:
"Oh its all happening! Everything that's ever existed is happening at once!"
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#20  April 02, 2019, 12:27:03 am
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! :'CCCCC


How could I have worshiped a false idol???
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#21  April 02, 2019, 12:37:29 am
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All this time those adbots were just a distraction from the real threat right in front of us.

Well played.
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#22  April 02, 2019, 12:47:24 am
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Damn it! You played us like a DAMN FIDDLEEEEE!
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#23  April 02, 2019, 01:13:18 am
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GLORY TO MUGEN ARCHIVE!
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#24  April 02, 2019, 01:20:08 am
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Goldman, Typing of the Dead said:
In time, a successor will come!
Farewell friends!
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#25  April 02, 2019, 01:33:54 am
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vVv Ryuko718 Updated 10/31/22 vVv
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#26  April 02, 2019, 01:41:10 am
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  • reach for the lowest one you can.
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Oh, seems I'm finally exposed as a PlasmoidThunder alt. I could have kept this disguise up for more than a year.
We always knew you were an alt of PlasmoidThunder. You and everyone else posting in this thread, all alts. It's so pathetic.
Last Edit: April 02, 2019, 07:05:34 am by Jmorphman
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#27  April 02, 2019, 01:50:45 am
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Holy duck, this April Fool's joke is amazing.

JM even went the extra mile to do the "It's over! We all win!" bullshit from MA for his personal text.
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#28  April 02, 2019, 02:08:50 am
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You can't prove anything!

Don't think...obey
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#29  April 02, 2019, 02:15:09 am
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**** The content of this post has been deleted due to harmful dissident opinions of Mugen Archive Network ****

This user has been BANNED FOR LIFE let this be a lesson to the rest of you.
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#30  April 02, 2019, 02:20:48 am
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This comment has been removed and the user has been banned for repeated bashing after multiple warnings.
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#31  April 02, 2019, 02:23:16 am
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Oh no!! How's  the forum is over????!!!? I just barely join today and says nothing about this!!!1!1!1!111 :o
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#32  April 02, 2019, 03:03:05 am
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Quick, while you still can, insult Jmorphman. He's a big stinky willy, and he's bad at the s u c c
Quack
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#33  April 02, 2019, 03:27:10 am
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Mugen archive?
Permaban me please
Lord Noble Eye of Dezeroff; High Commander of the Reconnaissance Division, Airborne Corps; Fifth Seat in the Murder's Council; and Duke of Corvus
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#34  April 02, 2019, 04:32:46 am
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This member has been permanently banned from this forum with no chance of appeal.

Reason: None whatsoever.  Go fuck yourself, you PlasmoidThunder alt.
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#35  April 02, 2019, 05:09:13 am
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#36  April 02, 2019, 06:07:41 am
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What a twist!
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#37  April 02, 2019, 06:54:26 am
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WARNING

CRITICAL FAULT DETECTED

UNAUTHORIZED FORUM ADMIN DETECTED

FORUM SECURITY IS AT HIGH ALERT

FORUM RESET RECOMMENDED

RESET FORUM?... y/n
PRIME DIRECTIVE: Serve the public, protect the innocent, prevent drama
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#38  April 02, 2019, 07:01:59 am
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n

We gotta go down with this ship bois
Quack
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#39  April 02, 2019, 07:03:37 am
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PRIME DIRECTIVE: Serve the public, protect the innocent, prevent drama
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#40  April 02, 2019, 07:05:30 am
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y
you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

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#41  April 02, 2019, 07:09:42 am
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y -windowedmode
Hardcore Palette and Color Separation enthusiast
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#42  April 02, 2019, 07:10:02 am
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PURGING BLACKLISTED WEBSITE ELEMENTS...

RESETTING USER "JMORPHMAN" TO PRE-APRIL 1ST STATE...

RESETTING WORD FILTERS...

FORUM RESET COMPLETE

HAVE A NICE DAY. ADMINBOT LOVES YOU




enjoy the fresh taste of mountain dew today
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Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019)
#43  April 02, 2019, 07:11:24 am
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I feel sick. My head is all... dizzy.

What happened?
Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019)
#44  April 02, 2019, 07:12:21 am
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 You have a lot of explaining to do...
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#45  April 02, 2019, 08:14:58 am
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I'm going to let god handle you people ✞
Last Edit: April 02, 2019, 08:19:05 am by Gennos
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#46  April 02, 2019, 08:32:16 am
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That was weird, I couldn't post at all for a while.  Guess even the MFG forum isn't free of occasional glitches.
Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019)
#47  April 02, 2019, 08:50:09 am
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  • Competitive MUGEN when?
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WIP Schedule:
The next Street Fighter All-Stars update
Re: IMPORTANT FORUM ANNOUNCEMENT (April Fool's 2019)
#48  April 02, 2019, 10:13:59 am
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