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Started by Roman55, October 30, 2012, 09:02:49 pm
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Re: Disney acquires Lucasfilm for 4.05 billion. New Star Wars film in the works.
#181  May 02, 2015, 07:27:40 am
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So it turns out that the director of Chronicle and that Fantastic Four reboot, Josh Trank, has quit/been fired from the directing job of the second standalone Star Wars movie. Apparently, this was driven by the incredibly troubled production of Fantastic Four, which apparently required extremely hands-on assistance from Fox's head superhero movie producers (and also apparently Trank caused $100,00 in damages to the house the studio rented out for him for FF production, which is just, what the fuck!?).

so uh yeah sounds like Disney dodged a bullet there
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#182  May 02, 2015, 07:31:08 am
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Among those bumps: Trank has several small dogs who were left in a rented house in New Orleans while the film was shooting there. According to sources, as much as $100,000 worth of damage was done to the property. A source says the production considers any destruction of the property to be Trank's responsibility.
Ha ha ha what
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#183  May 02, 2015, 07:33:55 am
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So it was just his dogs tearing up stuff? That's considerably less "rock star" than I thought it was
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#184  May 02, 2015, 07:34:44 am
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I can't even begin to imagine how three dogs could cause that much damage, it's gotta be something else too, right?
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#185  May 02, 2015, 07:38:45 am
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Maybe one of the dogs broke a $100 vase?  :punk:
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#186  May 02, 2015, 07:55:29 am
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That'll teach Fox to use rental houses to show off their Ming vase collection
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#187  May 03, 2015, 01:15:29 am
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#188  July 08, 2015, 04:26:06 pm
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The upcoming movie roster they were gonna reveal at Comic Con has been leaked:
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#189  July 08, 2015, 04:48:39 pm
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The upcoming movie roster they were gonna reveal at Comic Con has been leaked:
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Holy shit, 6 movies?! I'm willing to see them, but Jesus Christ these guys need to take their time!
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#190  July 08, 2015, 04:51:32 pm
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Everyone wants to be Marvel, gotta get that Avengers money!!!
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#191  July 11, 2015, 06:16:11 am
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#192  July 11, 2015, 08:37:55 am
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Odin, that was beautiful.
That will be THE one film to give Mad Max: Fury Road a run for it's money this year. Because nothing else can.

And I have grand plans for it's premier.
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I think we should turn this into a general Star Wars thread at this point
#193  October 11, 2015, 02:21:20 am
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#194  October 11, 2015, 02:41:38 am
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Additionally, he believes that Walt Disney Studios is making every effort to hire a non-white male director to helm the project to satisfy their new diversity mandate.
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#195  October 11, 2015, 02:51:47 am
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I hope they make a Sebulba Chronicles movie with a Chinese director, preferably Zhang Yimou (or failing that, Wong Kar-Wai so we can have a super-quirky Sebulba that buys a carton of Blue Milk that expires on May 1st every day as a means to count the days he's separated from his girlfriend).
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#196  October 11, 2015, 02:53:07 am
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Worse comes to worse they could always pull a Khan say that his skin was bleached & body structure physically altered in order to conceal his identity from the masses.  ;)
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#197  October 11, 2015, 04:48:39 am
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http://comicbook.com/2015/10/10/star-wars-rumor-michael-b-jordan-in-contention-for-boba-fett-rol/

Uhhh, if it's Boba in the helmet only or if it's a Jodo Kast situation that's cool but if they're shifting him from a New Zealander to a Black man that can open up a lot of worms. Not to mention, aren't the prequels still canon?
The Wrap is a pretty reliable news site, but staff writer Jeff Sneider's podcast is prone to making some pretty unsubstantiated claims. Some of them turn out to be legit, but many others don't; so yeah, I dunno about this. All of the dicier, less vetted rumors that never make it onto The Wrap proper wind up on the podcast. The prequels are definitely still canon, and I can't imagine they're gonna do a movie where you never see the main character's face. Perhaps if the movie was structured around a protagonist who isn't Boba Fett, but is like training under him or something? Or maybe as a big fuck you to the prequel's version of Boba (he's a sad little boy who saw his dad get his head chopped off!) they'll have the original trilogy's Fett turn out to have murdered the prequel's one, and stolen his name and armor? I dunno, it all seems pretty outlandish, I can't take a lot of stock in this story.
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#198  October 11, 2015, 06:14:25 am
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Maybe we'll find out that "Boba" isn't really a name but actually a "title," and ditto for "Jango." As a child training to be a specialist, you take on the title of "Boba," but once you become a master of your craft, your father or another authority figure confers the title of "Jango" to you. Thus, the "Boba" in our story never became a "Jango" because his father was killed while he was a kid, and perhaps capturing Han Solo is meant to be his trial to become "Jango," which he fails miserably when he gets killed by a giant sandy vagina after getting knocked in there by a blind dude by mistake.

I dunno, that's just me rambling tho
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#199  October 18, 2015, 06:28:24 pm
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New trailer tomorrow.
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#200  October 20, 2015, 04:16:54 am
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