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Started by Saohc, November 14, 2009, 07:34:44 am
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Things we have learned from video games
#1  November 14, 2009, 07:34:44 am
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This is a topic about things you have learned video gaming in general.

I'll start.

Animal Crossing:learned how to pay the mortgage on a house,learned how to fish,etc.

Resident Evil:If you want to kill a zombie, shoot them in the head.
EarthBound[SNES]:Stay away from hippies and the only way to defeat an alien megalomanic is to pray.

Metal Gear Solid:really taught me about military weapons and espionage in general and it also taught me if a woman all of a sudden unzips her jacket to show her bra, don't trust because she's probably a double agent working for China.

Ape Escape:Never give a monkey an intelligence-boosting helmet
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#2  November 14, 2009, 07:41:40 am
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Final Fantasy II : Hiting yourslef makes you stronger. Hiting others makes them stronger too.
JoJo's Bizarre Adventure : Crouching attacks are useless against eagles.
Last Edit: November 14, 2009, 07:52:28 am by Cyan Paul
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#3  November 14, 2009, 07:44:07 am
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streets of rage: when the final boss offerers you a choice to join him, dont take it :gonk:
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#4  November 14, 2009, 07:47:15 am
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Very weird..


Pikmin:You're fine as long as you have little aliens protecting you
Ren & Stimpy:Time Warp-If you hit a fencepost with a karate chop, it will fall to the ground.
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#5  November 14, 2009, 08:16:04 pm
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#6  November 14, 2009, 08:23:29 pm
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GTA: Taught me how to do drugs and set up gang wars and other violent shit

Time Crisis: That Mad dog always come's back.

Disgea: Penguins can explode

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#7  November 14, 2009, 08:34:13 pm
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KOF 2002: Never allow SNK to let Eolith do this AGAIN.

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#8  November 14, 2009, 08:37:35 pm
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Games from Commodore 64 and NES: Taught me the power of imagination(That's why old school games awesome...IMAGINATION! Today's games with "awesome" graphics will only learn how does it feel in real :P so expect that someone will become a psycho)
Fatal Fury: Do not f**k with Geese
Quake: Rocket jumps are fun.
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#9  November 15, 2009, 02:35:22 am
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castlevania: you'll find fully cooked turkey inside solid walls
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#10  November 15, 2009, 08:33:53 am
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super mario: a joke about mushrooms lmoa
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#11  November 15, 2009, 09:04:06 am
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BlazBlue: I learned that water-powered car engines exist, therefore I learned how to use my ice cubes in the fridge as fuel for my recently modified car.
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#12  November 15, 2009, 11:22:02 am
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#13  November 15, 2009, 01:07:43 pm
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#14  November 15, 2009, 01:12:27 pm
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NFS-Most Wanted: Never trust the competitors, they might do shit with the competition...oh and be aware of hot chicks..they might turn out to be undercover cops...
Prince of Persia- Don't screw with the sands of time or a big dude will come to fuck you with it's tentacles o_O...
Half Life- Never screw around with an unknown stone...
Last Edit: November 16, 2009, 03:12:12 pm by 1nfrn0

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#15  November 16, 2009, 06:02:13 am
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reminds me of the porn lessons topic lol

MGS4: Old men kick ass and cancer can kill you in 10 seconds
Dead space: If you want to kill a space zombie, dismember it
Wii fit: Im fat
Most games: There is no such thing as an ugly woman
Zelda Ocarina: A man wearing thighs, a dress and fit an entire iron hammer in his ass can still get the girl
Mario: Blondes are stupid
Final fantasy VII: Emos can be awesome




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#16  November 16, 2009, 02:47:47 pm
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#17  November 16, 2009, 03:47:15 pm
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- GTA : if you kill the whore after you fuck her, you get back stamina as well as your money !
- Duke Nukem 3D : Aliens like porn too.
- Postal 2 : cats can be used as suppressors. Dogs are not clever : they mistake heads with balls.
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#18  November 16, 2009, 04:01:05 pm
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#19  November 16, 2009, 04:19:02 pm
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#20  November 16, 2009, 10:45:52 pm
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