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Started by walt, August 28, 2007, 04:18:56 am
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#61  February 16, 2008, 12:05:50 am
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#62  February 16, 2008, 12:24:26 am
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Conan the Barbarian

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#63  February 17, 2008, 01:00:54 am
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Fool's Gold, good movie has great humour in it only 2 people that came to see that movie out of like 500 said it was boring, I plan to watch The Spiderwick Chronicles next, I really want to see the new rambo though and dude I want to see Meet the Spartans
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#64  February 17, 2008, 04:32:57 pm
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Das Experiment

Oh wow, these guards are fucked up. I wonder how much is based on the real event.
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#65  February 17, 2008, 04:55:11 pm
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Night of the Dead by George Romero.

I can't believe how much better old horror/zombie movies are than the new shitty ones.
This movie had some truly scary moments which have an impact rather than the overused "jump out and boo" thing that movie's have nowadays.

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#66  February 17, 2008, 05:31:54 pm
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Jumper, by the makers of The Bourne Identity.

It was grood.

It could've been much better.
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#67  February 18, 2008, 04:53:36 pm
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Moive: Six Degrees of Separation (Donald Sutherland, Will Smith, Stockard Channing)

Review: This is an older movie (1993 I think)...if you can put aside your daily intake of anime & video games and want to appreciate one of the greatest satire pieces the 90s ever produced, this is definitely the movie. Based on a real-life story (in the 80s), David Hampton (Will Smith) is a con man who hustles many upper middle-class families by portraying himself as Paul Poitier, the son of Sidney Poitier (alledgedly...). When you see Will Smith dissertate his point-of-view on the book "The Catcher In The Rye".....trust me, you will agree that he is the ultimate bullshitter. Other stars include Heather Graham and Anthony Michael Hall.

This is Will Smith's first starring role in a movie....and I must say, it's the greatest. Two :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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#68  February 18, 2008, 06:11:41 pm
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A League of their own.

This is a movie about a women's baseball team in the 40's (there's more, but this is supposed to be short). I rather enjoyed the movie, and there were some good lines in there.

ARE YOU CRYING!? THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!


I can't believe how much better old horror/zombie movies are than the new shitty ones.

The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead as well.
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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#69  February 19, 2008, 02:18:27 am
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The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead  well.

I think I should quote George Romero on the new Dawn of the Dead

George Romero said:
The first 15, 20 minutes were terrific, but it sort of lost its reason for being. It was more of a video game. I'm not terrified of things running at me; it's like Space Invaders. There was nothing going on underneath.

Also Shawn of the Dead is a parody so...
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#70  February 19, 2008, 09:05:52 am
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Okay just got finished watching a little film called "Eraserhead". And I think one word describes it more than any 2 lines ever could. And that one word is:

WHAT
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#71  February 19, 2008, 09:15:52 am
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A movie called: Little Man

The plot of the film was god awful, but it had a huge amount of funny scenes. If you're bored and need some laughs, I highly recommend this movie. The wayans brothers are hilarious.
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#72  February 19, 2008, 09:24:35 am
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Okay just got finished watching a little film called "Eraserhead". And I think one word describes it more than any 2 lines ever could. And that one word is:

WHAT

After reading the wiki,i wondered how you could sit through more than 5 minutes of it.
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#73  February 19, 2008, 09:47:05 am
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Last movie I watched: Meet the Spartans

Review: It was directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the guys that brought you Epic Movie and Date Movie). The last sentence should have been a clear indication to stay the fuck away.

Final verdict: I want 84 minutes of my life back.
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#74  February 19, 2008, 10:04:26 am
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After reading the wiki,i wondered how you could sit through more than 5 minutes of it.
The Nicovideo comments helped. Apparently someone thought the baby looked like Yoshi. :P
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#75  February 19, 2008, 02:30:18 pm
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The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead  well.

I think I should quote George Romero on the new Dawn of the Dead

George Romero said:
The first 15, 20 minutes were terrific, but it sort of lost its reason for being. It was more of a video game. I'm not terrified of things running at me; it's like Space Invaders. There was nothing going on underneath.

Also Shawn of the Dead is a parody so...

It may have not been a good "horror" movie, but it was a good zombie movie, that that's what I'm going by. At least it was far better than Land of the Dead.

And that's the reason Shawn of the Dead was mentioned: it's a parody. I just felt "obliged" to mention it.


A movie called: Little Man

The plot of the film was god awful, but it had a huge amount of funny scenes.

Yeah, I kind of agree with this.
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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#76  February 19, 2008, 05:54:16 pm
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Batman vs Dracula

Surprisingly good, considering it was The Batman.
Now I feel like reading Red Rain.
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#77  February 19, 2008, 05:57:22 pm
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Leon

Some emo loli befriends Leon the hitman, plenty of training montages...
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#78  February 19, 2008, 06:51:01 pm
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


Cenobite 53 said:
If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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#79  February 19, 2008, 06:52:51 pm
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The movie has four names.
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#80  February 19, 2008, 06:56:07 pm
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Somehow, I guessed that... but 4 names? I've seen movies with 2 names, but four? Wow.
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


Cenobite 53 said:
If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.