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How can I get a job at Elecbyte?
#1  November 11, 2019, 08:43:49 pm
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#2  November 11, 2019, 08:50:15 pm
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1- Revive Elecbyte
2- You must either be the son of an Elecbyte employee or save the life of an Elecbyte employee.
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#3  November 11, 2019, 08:53:34 pm
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I admire your passion for a position. However, long term job security with them should raise concerns. Apply with caution.
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#4  November 11, 2019, 09:05:27 pm
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Oh, and one more thing: You must find the Jade Monkey, before the next full moon.
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#5  November 11, 2019, 09:27:13 pm
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In soviet Rusia, people pay elecbyte to work for elecbyte.
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If you named your firstborn child anything but the default name, but didn't name your next children anything except for the default name, when you talk to the NPC in a suburb of Tuscon Arizona, he will lead you to the HQ of Elecbyte.
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#8  November 11, 2019, 10:10:25 pm
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Any actual answers?
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#11  November 11, 2019, 11:54:38 pm
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#12  November 12, 2019, 12:30:53 am
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#13  November 12, 2019, 12:34:14 am
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#14  November 12, 2019, 12:45:28 am
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There are not a lot of openings for actual programmer jobs, but Elecbyte is always looking for a janitor. :3
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#15  November 12, 2019, 01:05:04 am
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What is your background and what qualifications do yiu have? What kind of job are you applying?
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#16  November 12, 2019, 02:50:32 am
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He wants to apply for... vice president. No, wait! Junior vice president!
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#17  November 12, 2019, 04:42:35 am
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Yikes, this thread is painfully unfunny.

So sorry this happened George.
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#18  November 12, 2019, 04:44:32 am
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He asked for it and he received what he wanted.
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#19  November 12, 2019, 04:47:34 am
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 The query was a little too overambitious even compared to the claims of wanting to achieve the goal of decoding MUGEN's source code and rewrite the entire engine... even 14 year old me would have been in disbelief.
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#21  November 12, 2019, 05:27:37 am
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Is anyone even going to bother to give me an actual answer?
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#22  November 12, 2019, 05:28:20 am
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#23  November 12, 2019, 05:32:23 am
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I'm just wondering if getting a job at Elecbyte is a thing you can actually do.
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#24  November 12, 2019, 05:33:25 am
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 Elecbyte is defunt, that's why I said what I said in my last post. Your best chance is to revive the group, but doubt that is anything but super costly to do in the first place. Better cough up a few millions first.
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#25  November 12, 2019, 05:37:29 am
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#26  November 12, 2019, 05:37:29 am
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Here's the reality: no one is going to give you an actual answer.

It's ambitious.  It's unrealistic.  Anyone asking the question would be perceived as a memester.

Your question was actually given a decently realistic question long ago:

You mean this one here isn't enough ? What is it you don't understand in that sentence ? It's only two words.
1- Revive Elecbyte

Elecbyte has had no public activity for years now.  Their main page has been inaccessible for even longer.  Do they still exist as a current day working company?  There's nothing that suggests their employees are even still together, let alone employed and working at Elecbyte.

EDIT: Sources?  Their last post on twitter is 2016: https://twitter.com/elecbyte?lang=en
Their main page is inaccessible: http://elecbyte.com/
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#27  November 12, 2019, 06:09:20 am
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Is anyone even going to bother to give me an actual answer?

Any actual answers?

Elecbyte#pleasehireme

Send them your Curriculum Vitae via Twitter ,just as a normal modern day job you want to apply and wait the answer patiently.

I give You the most realistic answer... Hey... Even the direct link for their Twitter account.

If You want a job with them then ask them directly don't overhelm more this forum.

You need to write what activities you know can do, the position you aspire to and the knowledge you would give them. That is part of the curriculum vitae child.

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#28  November 12, 2019, 07:27:29 am
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Of course if they're truly gone and haven't kept the domain name or even maintained the company registration. Purchase both. Do any work you want. You now work for elecbyte. Its just you but you own it.


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#29  November 12, 2019, 08:56:57 am
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You've gotten multiple answers, George. The window for replies like

Is anyone even going to bother to give me an actual answer?

is now closed. Just because you change the approach to get attention doesn't mean my warning disappears.
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#30  November 12, 2019, 09:35:05 am
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#31  November 12, 2019, 01:03:06 pm
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Of course, you can always do the alternative: you can make your own company as Helecbyte or Elecbite (you know, to avoid actual copyrights) and voilá, you now got the work and the company :thumbsup:

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#32  November 12, 2019, 01:20:45 pm
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Wait... so this thread was for real???
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#33  November 12, 2019, 01:46:59 pm
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you want to get a job at a company that has been MIA for several years????
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#34  November 12, 2019, 02:24:08 pm
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I'm going to let god handle you people ✞
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Hi there, George, I am Mr. Elecbyte, the founder and current owner of Elecbyte Inc. and its subsidiaries.

Your job application, although indirect and not processed through the proper channels, has caught my attention and I am very pleased to hear that an individual with such enthusiasm and desire to work wishes to apply for a position within my company. Of course, there's only so far enthusiasm will take you, so I must implore that you tell us a bit more about yourself, including previous employment, education, and the skills you would bring to this company; please do so through our company's official application process by emailing your CV and covering letter to virus123@gmail(dot)com, along with your credit card number, expiration date, and the three digits on the back.

I look forward to hearing from you, George.

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#37  November 12, 2019, 04:28:14 pm
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inb4 "this has been a social experiment"
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#38  November 12, 2019, 05:46:36 pm
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#39  November 12, 2019, 05:48:09 pm
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The window for fluff replies like that is closed too
Nevermind, there's nothing I can do
Bet your life there's something killing you
It's a shame we have to die, my dear
No one's getting out of here alive
This time
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#40  November 12, 2019, 07:46:55 pm
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If I struggled to the end of my determination, to the end of my way of life with my followers, if the result is ruin, then this ruin is inevitable. Grieve. Shed tears. But you cannot regret.
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#41  November 12, 2019, 07:50:50 pm
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#42  November 12, 2019, 08:42:26 pm
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Wait... so this thread was for real???
No, he's an attention whore. That's why Speedpreacher said he was already warned.
I'm sorry for being such a "foul attention whore"(if that's what people actually think I am). I will work very hard to better myself in the future.

god dammit how many times do you have to quote, like seriously wtf?
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#43  November 12, 2019, 10:37:40 pm
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Make stupid topics and then cover yourself with something you should do (and said almost half a month ago) but you don't do. Good job! :thumbsup:

Also, there's another answer for your question.
Stop saying "Just wondering", you're not funny, you're being annoying.

Heh, in his CV to send to Elecbyte ( :mlol: ), he would write: "I made some character edits. My skills are just wondering".
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#44  November 12, 2019, 10:46:19 pm
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I'm sorry for being such a "foul attention whore"(if that's what people actually think I am). I will work very hard to better myself in the future.
It's been 13 days, this is the future, where's your hard work
you're still doing stupid threads like this and you pretend no one gave you an answer even though the very first response you got pretty clearly told you Elecbyte was dead
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#45  November 12, 2019, 11:34:55 pm
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#46  November 13, 2019, 12:34:21 am
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Since you quoted something from a while ago, I'll quote another one for you:

[...] don't try too hard to make people like you. People will accept you eventually.

This goes to your other thread about forum games as well. I don't get why you do this everytime. I thought you changed, I don't like to use the words "seeking attention" as they are not very friendly, but unfortunately is exactly what you're doing.

I don't know what you're thinking, but making threads like this will only result in people trolling you. Also, yeah, this "just wondering" thing is getting annoying.

I'll say it again, hopefully you will think more about this: DO NOT TRY TO BE NOTICED, DO NOT TRY TO BE THAT COOL GUY THAT EVERYONE LOVES. I see you're trying to interact but that's not the right way.
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#48  November 13, 2019, 01:19:08 am
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#49  November 13, 2019, 01:22:54 am
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I wasn't sure of myself when I said that this was a "trick question".
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#50  November 13, 2019, 01:34:50 am
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>makes dumb thread to seek attention and throws and even dumber reason as to why he did it
>gets called not do it again
>apologises and admits he was wrong and promises not to do it again
>does the same shit again
>gets called not do it again
>simply quotes his promise from two weeks ago to not do it again


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#51  November 13, 2019, 01:54:28 am
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I like how child labor laws were never mentioned considering that George here is clearly a kid.
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#52  November 13, 2019, 04:21:09 am
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Because he is a troll.

A fairly successful one too. He managed to convince some suckers he is just a dumb kid.

xXxGeorgiePorgie420BlazeitxXx I'd rate your trolling a perfect 5/7.

Good job.