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Started by Valodim, August 26, 2007, 08:25:30 pm
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#14821  May 06, 2016, 09:32:52 pm
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#14822  May 06, 2016, 10:37:53 pm
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 Archer: Season 5 said:
Cyril: "How do you not know the different kinds of porn?"
Archer: "Because I have sex with actual women Cyril! My girlfriend isn't equal parts the internet, a tube of Kentucky jelly, self-loathing, and a sock!"
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#14823  May 07, 2016, 02:17:36 am
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the funny part is that i actually read that in his voice (i also need to star watching archer again, i just watched the 1st season)
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#14824  May 07, 2016, 11:47:35 am
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So how soon can I eat Asuna's perfect tight/Goddess pussy?
VR hentai bruh
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#14825  May 07, 2016, 01:27:04 pm
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Born too late to die of most diseases, born too early to die from lack of resources on Earth, born just in time to die alone with VR waifus.
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#14826  May 07, 2016, 02:06:24 pm
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#14827  May 11, 2016, 04:27:06 am
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My Pokémon was very depressed, so it went to the doctor. The doctor said “the great Pokémon clown Popplio is in town. Go and battle him, it will cheer you up. And then my Pokémon said “But doctor… I am Popplio.”
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#14828  May 11, 2016, 05:07:50 am
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#14829  May 11, 2016, 09:11:30 am
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I was almost distraught for a moment but then I thought how much worse could it be than all the other Mewtwo conversions out there.
Iroha stripped for me
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#14830  May 11, 2016, 04:02:40 pm
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We've got at least 12 (13 if you count that version that's seemingly vanished off the face of the earth).

Still pales in comparison to the 27 Pikachu that exist, one of which decided to team up with ol' Tekkaman; none of those are any good.

Oh, I want a diagram. I fucking love diagrams.
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#14831  May 13, 2016, 01:05:25 am
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My brother is not taking the news of Axl Rose being the new frontman for AC/DC very well.

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So imagine you're a kid and you have a dog, probably not that far of a stretch. You love this dog, he's always been there, you're bros. Suddenly, the dog dies. Needless to say, you're pretty upset, but he was getting old anyway, and he had a REALLY good run of it.

Then your dad, in his infinite wisdom, has an idea to make you feel better: He'll get the neighbors dog to come and play, and it'll be just as good. You'd probably say to your dad "You know dad, it's really okay. We don't need to do that. I mean, I really like seeing the neighbors dog when we go to their house, but having him here right now might just feel weird". "Nonsense!" your dad says "You'll love it." So you decide to give in and see what happens, because you're pretty bummed out and maybe it'll be fun.

So the neighbors dog shows up and starts playing around in the same yard and he's got all the same toys that your dog used to play with and trying to do the same tricks. Your dad goes "See? I told you this would be great! It's like our old dog is still here!" You'd probably say to your dad "Dad this is very clearly not the same thing, and while I appreciate the thought, watching this is just making me way more sad than I was to begin with."

Also, the neighbor's dog's goddamn leg is broken. So he can't really do much anyway.
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#14832  May 13, 2016, 02:59:01 am
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That’s when I thought, “good grief”
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#14833  May 13, 2016, 03:26:47 am
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It's not the band's fault their vocalist had to stop

Plus it's AC/DC, there's a lot at risk here if they pick someone who's unknown really, they could pick a lot worse than Axl Rose
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#14834  May 13, 2016, 03:32:27 am
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I think everyone's main problem with Axl Rose is not that he's a bad singer (he isn't), it's that he's a fucking douchebag who doesn't continue to put out quality content. And he STILL ragequits concerts! So that makes him an even bigger douche than fucking Kanye.

If he'd just fucking suck up his pride and grow up, maybe people wouldn't hate him as much, but goddammit, I'll still crank Appetite for Destruction and Use Your Illusion I&II the fuck up when a track rolls around (except Get In the Ring and My World, those tracks are just Axl getting drunk and being obnoxious on a microphone).

OZ

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#14835  May 14, 2016, 05:53:21 pm
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Axl has always been a one trick pony, but demands the respect of a god

AC/DC has been living on borrowed time since 1980 when Bon died; their rise afterwards was pretty miraculous
but now Bon's been dead for 30+ years, Malcolm's got dementia, and even Brian Johnson's called it quits

so I guess they can hire a new line-up, release Back in Black 2 and keep playing until Angus eventually dies on stage
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#14836  May 15, 2016, 05:26:28 am
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#14837  May 15, 2016, 05:54:08 am
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sweetie, this is your mother. just admit that you cheated and come down for dinner already
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#14838  May 15, 2016, 01:27:36 pm
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I go to deviantart a lot and see amazing cartoons of naked women. Gets kind of crazy sometimes. Afterwards I feel a lot of shame. I mean, I don't have a girlfriend, but if I did, what would she think of me rubbing myself to weird shit like that?
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#14839  May 15, 2016, 09:19:25 pm
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They say those who fap really need a girlfriend.

Oh, I want a diagram. I fucking love diagrams.
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#14840  May 15, 2016, 10:06:55 pm
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That's silly. Your girlfriend won't be around for 24 hours and even then, she's not gonna want to just hop in the bed whenever you're horny.