They all crossed the road.- The first chicken crossed the road because he thought he saw a square in a mess of triangles.- The second chicken crossed the road because someone rang a bell.- The last chicken crossed the road because he wanted to kill his father and have sex with his mom.GUESS WHO (or what) EACH CHICKEN IS
Easy, all the chickens are the same; he's just crossing from left to right and viceversa.BTW, the chicken is Shinigami Captain Sacchin.
Clown King said, August 30, 2007, 05:18:25 amAll of the chickens are leechers.Renzo said, August 30, 2007, 05:14:29 amEasy, all the chickens are the same; he's just crossing from left to right and viceversa.BTW, the chicken is Shinigami Captain Sacchin.
Jangoren said, August 30, 2007, 05:10:50 am- The last chicken crossed the road because he wanted to kill his father and have sex with his mom.Why is everyone always picking on Oedipus? Can't the man get a break?I'll go ahead and say deuce is Lurch.And as for the first one... Jesus.
Renzo said, August 30, 2007, 05:14:29 amEasy, all the chickens are the same; he's just crossing from left to right and viceversa.BTW, the chicken is Shinigami Captain Sacchin.Isn't it sad Sacchin...
Funkilicious Jones said, August 30, 2007, 01:55:12 pmWhy is everyone always picking on Oedipus? Can't the man get a break?I'll go ahead and say deuce is Lurch.And as for the first one... Jesus.Fine, you can make it be the reverse and I'll be picking on Electra. And no, Jesus or Deus aren't chickens (at least in this riddle).Loona said, August 30, 2007, 02:44:35 pmI didn't know Pavlov had a chicken (2nd) =PDangerously close to the correct answer!
Clown King said, August 30, 2007, 05:18:25 amAll of the chickens are leechers.they can warehouse there eggs
OKAY TIME'S UP1) Gestalt Psychology2) Behavioral Psychology3) Psychodynamic PsychologyROUND TWOThe fourth chicken crossed the road, and proceeded to eat a tall pea-plant with yellow flowers and a small pea-plant with blue flowers. He pooped it out and he got a tall pea-plant with blue flowers.The fifth chicken crossed the road and examined beaks for a bunch of different species of finch, realizing that their beaks are different for survival purposes.The sixth chicken crossed the road, created a bomb, and then gave it to another chicken who proceeded to blow up a henhouse full of stupid hens.
Those chickens were too easy Okay, ROUND THREEThe 7th chicken crossed the street and started gaining a following among the other chickens until he was killed by a farmer. Three days after his death, no one could find his body.The 8th chicken crossed the street and sat under a tree for 40 days, and then suddenly realized the secrets of the universe.The 9th chicken crossed the street and discovered that the 7th chicken was his older brother and that he needed to cleanse the world of evil. BONUS #10: The 10th chicken crossed the street to think in a forest, only to be told by the 7th chicken that his thoughts were wrong but would soon be corrected.
7th Chicken - Jesus(He Resurrected after 3 days)8th Chicken - Siddarta Gautama/Buddha(Meditated under a tree then got an epiphany)9th Chicken - Uhh... Paris Hilton???(Released "One night in Paris)Yeah!!! Go religious Girls!!!
jeabus said, August 31, 2007, 01:24:16 pm7th chicken = Lenin?8th chicken = JESUS!CandyliciousNekoNeko said, August 31, 2007, 01:28:54 pm7th Chicken - Jesus(He Resurrected after 3 days)8th Chicken - Siddarta Gautama/Buddha(Meditated under a tree then got an epiphany)LOL
Valodim said, August 31, 2007, 01:29:56 pmjeabus said, August 31, 2007, 01:24:16 pm7th chicken = Lenin?8th chicken = JESUS!CandyliciousNekoNeko said, August 31, 2007, 01:28:54 pm7th Chicken - Jesus(He Resurrected after 3 days)8th Chicken - Siddarta Gautama/Buddha(Meditated under a tree then got an epiphany)LOLNo really I learned it in Religion class.
8th=Obviously Buddha, as stated before.However, with the information of the 9th, the 7th can't be Jesus.Oye, I'm gonna say 7 was a leader of some sort of revolution. I gotta brush up more on my world history.
CandyliciousNekoNeko said, August 31, 2007, 01:30:53 pmNo really I learned it in Religion class.Yeah I don't doubt that. Just found the Lenin/Jesus quite funny
For everyone who guessed that 7 is Jesus, you are correct.8 is Buddha.9 and 10 are a bit trickier as they don't fall in exactly the same category as Jesus and Buddha. It might be a big enough hint to tell you that these last two are both ordinary people.
Attempt 2:9th chicken = Peter?10th chicken = Saul/Paul?Attempt 3:9th chicken = Satin? Stalin?10th chicken = Hitler?
Jangoren said, August 31, 2007, 09:39:14 pmFor everyone who guessed that 7 is Jesus, you are correct.8 is Buddha.9 and 10 are a bit trickier as they don't fall in exactly the same category as Jesus and Buddha. It might be a big enough hint to tell you that these last two are both ordinary people.WhooHoo... I'm correct at No.s 7 and 8.
FINE#9 is Hong Xiuquan, the leader of the Taiping Rebellion. His actions were based on a dream that he had in which he and Jesus fought together to drive demons out of heaven (this was prior to his exposure to Christianity). He had a large following but eventually died when the emperor and Christian missionaries teamed up to slaughter all of his followers.#10 is Joseph Smith, founder of Mormonism.
Well let's just say that's how the legend goes. Take it from someone who almost converted but backed out a week before baptism. Joseph Smith's first vision was that of BOTH God and Jesus.
