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JustNoPoint

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#81  March 06, 2008, 09:31:05 am
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Me yesterday SFA3

"Why does it keep picking the Final Fight characters?! I can't play as them for shit!"

Day before yesterday my friend
"I may win more if my analog didn't stick"
Which was actually true. He sat the controller down and the character kept walking forward.

I hate that you can't turn analog off in most of these games. He bought 2 new controllers yesterday ^_^

Why the hell are PS2 controllers still so expensive?!

Jesuszilla

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#82  March 06, 2008, 10:11:05 am
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Agreed. It makes no sense, especially since they're probably about to abandon the hardware anyway.

^^

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#83  March 06, 2008, 01:39:53 pm
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"Damn! I didn't perform that move and get killed"

walt

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#84  March 06, 2008, 04:46:14 pm
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BigBoss

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#85  March 06, 2008, 04:53:49 pm
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I have five i bought for 5$  ???
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JustNoPoint

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#86  March 06, 2008, 04:56:58 pm
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Last I looked in Wal Mart they were $29

Though I didn't think about the fact Sony will stop producing them soon. The PS2 and controllers are the most fragile systems there are. It will suck when they stop being made. Won't be like the other systems where you can keep using them 15 years down the road -_-

BigBoss

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#87  March 06, 2008, 05:00:27 pm
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Well i found some cheap ones that i own at gamestop

Ignore what people are saying there fragile controllers because of the size so you must take care of them you cant slam them on the floor when your pissed off etc i have had this controller for about 3 years no problems no sticks no nothing.
(Recomended; They come with a macro button you can use to macro keys i cheat online with this ;) gotta love whored out hadoukens then instantly switch to kick ass combos just lovely)
http://www.gamestop.com/product.asp?product%5Fid=801495

Details:

* Sleek design and comfortable size for improved handling.

* Rubberized grips for superior handling and comfort.

* Dual analog triggers.

* Easily program special moves with power macros.

* Twin precision analog joysticks and shoulder buttons.

All 9 Rating; Only problem is the coord is very fragile so if you have a dog i advise keeping away or a cat.


(Dont buy these unless your poor)
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JustNoPoint

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#88  March 06, 2008, 05:25:49 pm
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*clicks 1st link...

If it says Mad Catz I refuse to get it... ugh

That stuff tears up worse than anything.

And I don't throw my controllers at all. But now one of the rumble features is messed up in mine. Sometimes an L button will stick as well. Don't know why...

aokmaniac13

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#89  March 06, 2008, 06:21:44 pm
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Defense of the Ancients, the Warcraft 3 mod where teams of five heroes beat the crap out of each other with the goal of destroying the enemy base.

"Maphacks!" - After I catch the guy killing creeps after he was missing from the minimap for at least five minutes.
"No fucking way you knew I was there, HACKER" - Same deal
"FUCKING TEAM DIDN'T CALL MISSING" - After obviously sneaking behind for a flank attack
"You guys are pathetic teaming up on me 5v1" - His four teammates had already retreated
"Spectre is GAY" - Regarding Spectre's random chance to ignore damage when hit
"STOP BACKDOORING YOU CUM LICKER" - Blitzing a tower will usually get this response
"You woulda died if I had more mana!" - My attacks drain mana...

Defense of the Ancients is an unfriendly game :(

Siebzehn

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#90  March 06, 2008, 06:58:53 pm
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Recently, I had played a friend in Mugen. And when I had beat him several times, he had made excuses like "He's cheap because he's small" (Maxime), or "You keep backing me up against a wall", as well as one or two other excuses. Both of us will admit that neither of us are good with controllers (he was using a controller that time), but, hell, when *I* lose, I don't say much of anything other than I'm not used to controllers, but even I don't quite hide behind that excuse.

As far as hacking goes, the only MMOGame I played is Stick Arena. I only hack for fun, not to go around and get as many kills as I can. I'll even sometimes say "Hey, I'll put on the rapid fire hack, but won't pick up weapons". Basically, I have the advantage of faster attacks, while my opponent has distance.
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#91  March 07, 2008, 02:32:08 am
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#92  March 07, 2008, 02:38:52 am
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Recent rant after trying to break a personal record of going thru San Andreas with the wanted level all the way up. I was 7 mins away from breaking it (original: 4hrs, 22 mins).

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#93  March 07, 2008, 02:57:53 am
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I used to do that on GTA3.
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#Shaun

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#94  March 23, 2008, 02:31:41 pm
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Got a surprise visit from a friend I haven't seen in almost a year last night. We played Trouble (I was watching my friend's kid so....yeah). He needed a one to finish off his last piece, I needed a one to trump his piece, stop him from winning.

Us getting hype and melodramatic over a boardgame:
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Him: "Nigga get off me! The probability of 1 is in my FAAAVAAHHH!"
Me: "We shall see your fate unfold into a world of misery!"

He got a 6.

Him: Bahhhh

My turn next, I got a 1

Him: "Naaaaawwwwwoooooooo!"
Me: "Oh PLAYER!! Duuuudeee! The probability of 1 is in MY FAAVAAAHHHH!"
Him: "Punk ass law of probability. Fuck you and your odds being in yo favah!"

Ten minutes later we went to shoot some pool and smoke.

Mr.L (Back and better than ever)

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#95  March 25, 2008, 04:28:17 pm
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Here's a few of mine:

"You won because you can actually use those fast moves and use that shield, and you keep breaking that f@#!ing  smashball, F@#k you, I don't wanna play anymore!"

"Stop using Marth, he's the cheapest char, ever."

He-Man

Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#96  March 25, 2008, 10:48:07 pm
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Mugen-Benoit said, March 06, 2008, 01:39:53 pm
"Damn! I didn't perform that move and get killed"

And this one is SO true. My Xbox controller's all messed up. The one I have now is so slooooow, and no matter if you try to make a Shungoku Satsu, you'll end up doing a Dragon punch. It's true.
The key to happiness is not to mourn on the past, or to worry about tomorrow - but to live here and now. In the present. Honestly and earnestly.

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Re: I lost because...(lamest excuse you ever heard)
#97  March 26, 2008, 11:19:44 am
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The key to happiness is not to mourn on the past, or to worry about tomorrow - but to live here and now. In the present. Honestly and earnestly.
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