Resident Evil Vendetta
Spoiler: The good (click to see content)
The good
+uhh The CGI is nice
+LEON S KENNEDY
+Wearing clothes with adidas tracks,drinking vodka
+Taking everything out with a Motorcycle
+DIVEKICKS
+Chris Redfield took wrestling classes
+Rebecca giving awkward thumbs ups.
Spoiler: The Bad (click to see content)
The bad
-Chris Redfields ears
-Plot is so cliche that my dad who hasnt touched RE since 2 managed to guess whats gonna happen next
-Im not even fucking kidding,the 2nd scene of the movie has a guy tell Chris about his family only to insta-die
-One of the final fights has 2 dudes run in circles,firing bursts at each others legs,missing constantly . I fucking died laughing
-2 "Hug a corpse of someone introduced 2 seconds ago and scream at the sky" scenes in under a minute
-Important character suddenly dies offscreen,appears in the last milisecond to hint a sequel. No
-Characters who werent in the games werent fleshed out at all.And considering we barely know anything about them,they really shouldnt have gotten as much screentime
-Plot explained on the fly. "Oh hey its that guy, Chris! Its that guy! You know,he did this and this and this before this movie started, He also did this. At one point he did this. That guy! You know him,Chris,right? "
- *Leon Taps Bandana* "Infinite Ammo"
-Nobody else has infinite ammo ,not even the bad guy nor Chris,the MC. Just Leon. Amazing
-Zombies are Usain Bolt when action is necessarry but when they're approaching anyone injured they're suddenly the slowest thing
-Good guys knew where the bad guys place is but never bothered to check there until more plot was revealed
-References to past games that never get touched upon again. "The badguy is with these guys from the past game yea?" is all you'll get with no explanations what so ever
-If [X] is probably gonna dodge,attack faster. If [X] isnt gonna dodge,stall with shitty monolouge. End Task.
-"YO BREAKING BAD IS SO GOOD GUYS" " YEA ITS SO GOOD" "YO BREAKING BAD IS THE BEST THIGN EVER MADE " "YO ITS SO GOOD" . Jesus christ at least be subtle about it
-Scenes that are LONG without any reason.Rebecca moaning at the screen due to injury or completely random civilians doing jack shit took up the screen for way too long
-BIG BAD GUY gets hyped up for the entire movie,only to be taken incredibly fast
-Fire bombs that only specifically set enemies on fire.And avoid you and your allies. How nice
-OH NO THE NEW VIRUS HOW WILL WE-oh nice the vaccine is done
-Completely random person appears to give convenient info needed to advance the plot and then just scurries off.
-Bad guy has the crappy "My cause is just " background and one of the characters even points it out
-No fucking clue how the 2 supporting antagonists are related to the main badguy. Never explained.They're just shown in the same picture once
This is a giant dissapointment compared to the CGI movie with Claire tbh
Plot is like a bad fanfiction
Characters just appear and then they're suddenly gone and not important anymore.
Watch this with yo mates for a good laugh
Try to guess cliches . One up each other
Or just watch it on your own and hope that the live action reboot won't suck
edit:Made every 2nd bad part be bold for easier reading