Soooooo Homecoming.
It was gooooood? Maybe even great. But I was also let down with some stuff.
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-On the basics everything worked really really well. The characters were likeable, it was quiet funny (and the humor didn't feel forced ala Doc Strange) and the action was cool as hell. Tom Holland was great.
-It's a lot of the weird stuff they changed around about the Spidey canon that grinds my gears. Hot haunt May is fine, as is nerd Flash. But, seemingly totally abolish uncle Ben in favor of fucking Iron Man? Peter essentially being a white Miles who desperately needs approval from the Avengers? Whyyyy? Why couldn't you just have cameo's or an extended one ala Ant-Man? While this definitely is a far superior movie then the Sony stuff and im glad to have Spidey in the MCU, this honestly feels way less like a Peter Parker Spiderman movie then those did.
-I don't think the big screen is ever gonna see the bitter and kind of a dick Peter go through a major change into the friendly neighborhood Spiderman. No Gwen either at all apparently or Harry. Ned is just Ganke, straight up. Michelle Jane? It's all just weird and I don't get why they made it that way.
-Vulture was fucking great though. God Bless Michael Keaton. Shocker too, despite how sparingly he was used (which he oughta I suppose).
-And Damage Control is there. That's fucking great.
-Seriously, fuck off Tony. Shove your engagement ring up your ass.
-WOULD SMASH AUNT MAY. I felt that needed an extra note cause holy hell.
So overall mood.
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"Multiple exclamation marks are a sure sign of a diseased mind."
"Okay, okay. So you put a Nazi on the Moon. Fuck you, Moon."
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July 05, 2017, 11:07:40 pm by Mechy