|Jesuzilla The alcoholic|
Tired of getting into hairy situations, Jz finally explodes when the latest "mvc" compilation
is spammed non stop, and it has ten felicias inside, each worse than the last.
Putting on his industrial strenght hair gel, JZ decides to go kick around some of the people he holds responsible for this travesty.
also Rolento, because he apparently owes him money and goods. He also started rambling something about douchey animals with sunglasses.
Wrestling oceanic wildlife.
Beating dead horses.
Playing the piano with his feet.
his liver is able to process any form of alcohol found on most common households and a couple of those that are found on distillaries.
His footsy game is pretty good, even though he is a bit ham handed.
A master of the foot, he has learnt how to break his foot in hundreds of angles against many different surfaces.
vodka and red bull
FUCKING CROW IN SUNGLASSES, STOP BEING A DOUCHE! WITH YOUR DOUCHEY SUNGLASSES!