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God is sued.
#1  September 19, 2007, 09:40:32 pm
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#2  September 19, 2007, 09:45:19 pm
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permanent injunction ordering God to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats.

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#3  September 19, 2007, 09:55:05 pm
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It says being Omniscient, the plaintiff assumes God will have actual knowledge of the action.

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#4  September 19, 2007, 10:01:17 pm
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This fool. He would have better luck suing George Bush. Oh, and I can finally use this smiley! :end:   :lugoi:
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#5  September 19, 2007, 11:19:34 pm
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#8  September 21, 2007, 12:32:12 am
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Whoopi Goldberg asked her if she believed the world was flat or round. She wasn’t able to answer, using the excuse that she was too busy being a good little housewife

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#9  September 21, 2007, 12:37:53 am
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Short-term, we humans completely screwed the process of evolution. Retards just don't die out like they naturally would. So the theory of Darwin is pretty much irrelevant and - just like if the earth is round or flat - it doesn't affect us in our daily lives.

On the long run, however, us humans are sure to extinguish ourselves from the face of earth soon enough... and Darwin smiles... :)
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#10  September 21, 2007, 01:49:51 am
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So, when the court date comes, since God is omnipresent, as they say, he'll be there, but he won't say anything, or, will he be there? What if God fails to show up to his court date? I mean, he is God, why should he show up for our pety court system?

So, when the law is on the lookout for God, and he saves thousands of people, and though others claim he led them to kill, who's gonna nab him, Inspector Zenigata of the ICPO?

Checkmate, Senator, Checkmate.

Plus he's breaking like, half of the ten commandments....

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#11  September 21, 2007, 01:52:31 am
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She was too busy filling her face to pay attention to the world around her.

These nutjobs run our country and we can't do anything about it.  Democracy sucks.


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#12  September 21, 2007, 03:25:19 pm
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These nutjobs run our country and we can't do anything about it.  Democracy sucks.

So true, but shhhh Iran will hear you!  :ninja:
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#13  September 21, 2007, 03:43:32 pm
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I believe that the Roman Catholic (among others) church said that Evolution was acceptable in Religion, a bit guided by super natural things.
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#14  September 21, 2007, 03:56:20 pm
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Messatsu said:
These nutjobs run our country and we can't do anything about it.  Democracy sucks.

So true, but shhhh Iran will hear you!  :ninja:

I SHALL REPORT THIS TO OUR GOVERNMENT.

P.S Im Iranian.
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#15  September 21, 2007, 04:04:27 pm
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#17  September 21, 2007, 05:19:56 pm
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well......is interesting..

Jail to god for his crimes or...jail to the christianity for his crimes,slavement, lies, and hipocrisy!
that crimes are in the bible ...(just read the Old testament and you will find very creepy things like incest, child murdering and others..)


...Wherever there are walls I shall inscribe this eternal accusation against
Christianity upon them -I call Christianity the one great curse, the one grear intrinsic
depravity, the one great instinct for revenge for which no expedient is
suffinciently poisonous, secret, subterranean, petty - I call it the one
immortal blemish of mankind...- from "Shemhamforash (The Ultimate Blasphemy)intro"
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#18  September 21, 2007, 06:27:56 pm
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So, when the court date comes, since God is omnipresent, as they say, he'll be there, but he won't say anything, or, will he be there? What if God fails to show up to his court date? I mean, he is God, why should he show up for our pety court system?

So, when the law is on the lookout for God, and he saves thousands of people, and though others claim he led them to kill, who's gonna nab him, Inspector Zenigata of the ICPO?

Just let Phoenix Wright handle the case.


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#19  September 21, 2007, 06:30:35 pm
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#20  September 21, 2007, 06:36:44 pm
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#21  September 22, 2007, 11:52:38 am
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#22  September 22, 2007, 03:50:49 pm
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well......is interesting..

Jail to god for his crimes or...jail to the christianity for his crimes,slavement, lies, and hipocrisy!
that crimes are in the bible ...(just read the Old testament and you will find very creepy things like incest, child murdering and others..)

That's not in discussion here, so quit pestering around with your hate to the Christians.
Be careful with what you write, my little stanic forum user.
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#23  September 22, 2007, 10:00:03 pm
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I am not hate christians...is the religion..
and I said about "what I think about..."...or something..
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#24  September 23, 2007, 12:57:41 am
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Well, apparently God responded and said that he's not applicable to our laws - I can't recall it all, something about free will this and that.

The Senator is claiming he did it to show that anyone can sue anyone for any reason, not for the reasons stated - but who knows.

Personally, I'd like to see our Government solving bigger issues like healthcare, rather than sueing beings that have yet to be scientifically proven to exist, or even acknowledged.

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#25  September 23, 2007, 01:10:22 am
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I think he finally understood how stupid it sounded and jumped on the fact you could sue anybody kinda thing.

He could of picked anything else yet he picks "God"

+1 up to him.  ::)
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