Total Members Voted: 7
Voting closed: August 24, 2018, 07:21:53 am
This is not actually a hypothetical question, just fire them up in MUGEN and see for yourself who comes out the victor.
Guys, what the hell? Come on! Get Serious! I didn't even vote yet and look at you, like this one"Depends who ate the burrito?" Wait What kind? Carne Asada or Tao Bell?"GOD" lol who Falcon or Commando? O_o "Shoto Guiles where it's at". ShotoGuile ? Wait that means he gets weaker? cause now you have to guess the Flash kick on get-up instead of just sitting and pressing up.Haha "Shoto Guiles where it's at". Dude Guiles... I hate guile, why do people even? They sit in their corner all day.. luckily for all of us, both of these Captains don't just crotch block all day,
I think Captain Falcon has more sexual encounters than Commando so I would say in a battle Captain Falcon would win as he'd be able to seduce Commando faster and be the top. The man's a bounty hunter he probably meets all sorts of weird alien chicks and dudes he gets freaky with. All Commando does is like be some sort of future cop? But he also plays the guitar on sidewalks for money so it's clear he's broke as shit, probably doesn't get around often and no one wants a broke bitch. I don't think he'd be really able to compete with Falcon's experience or his girth. Cause I'm pretty sure u need some sort of big dick energy to be so strong that you can summon a fucking fire bird out of sheer will, Commando has to rely on his shitty gadgets to even get a stream of fire, which is also fucked since that's banned in the geneva conventions. Falcon can get away with it though since he's not from earth and it looks cooler, i'm pretty sure most people can turn a blind eye when they see a fucking fire bird come out and his ass when he does that pose, with commando though he just burns the guy and you just hear and smell the guy suffering, that's not really heroic.