Given the stereotype of media-controlling Jews being greedy, wouldn't it make more sense if this forum were in support of ads?
QuoteWhy do German and British cities have so many modern ugly concert buildings? Apart from the few main cities, I do not find most British and German cities attractive.During the 1940s, Germany and Britain decided to remodel many of each other’s cities using high explosives and incendiary devices. This left many areas of unattractive wasteland that were later filled in with steel and concrete.
QuoteAre you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be found by posing the following question:You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a 40 cal pistol, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.What do you do?.............................................Democrat's Answer:Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!Does the man look poor or oppressed?Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?Could we run away?What does my wife think?What about the kids?Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?What does the law say about this situation?Does the firearm have appropriate safety built into it?Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?Should I call 9-1-1?Why is this street so deserted?We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior. This is all so confusing!I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a consensus. ..... .Republican's Answer:BANG!............................................Southerner's Answer:BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading)BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!BANG! Click
QuoteYour dick has a cheat code.If you’ve ever had an unwanted erection at the most inconvenient time: before a presentation, at a job interview, on a first date, you’ll be wishing you’d heard of this hack earlier.If you tense every muscle in your body as hard as you can, the erection should vanish within 45 seconds. This is because all an erection is is blood rushing to the penis. When you tense your muscles you direct blood to the muscles instead of to your penis, therefore getting rid of it (your hard on, not your penis).
Quote[Kirito and Guts meet in a room equipped with two of the famous NerveGear headsets.]Kirito: I’ll show you the true Black Swordsman![Kirito puts on his NerveGear.]Guts: I don’t need your dumb helmets![Guts easily bisects Kirito with the Dragonslayer. He is unable to notice or dodge the strike because he is in-game. He dies.]
Talking about elon muskQuoteWhen I look at this picture, I see a visionary. A guy who is simultaneously improving planet earth AND building a rocket to escape it in case
Quote“Did you just assume my gender?”This was in response to my saying “Dude, I think your coffee is up” to a guy waiting for his order at a San Francisco Starbucks.I just looked him over and said “Nah, I wouldn’t even know where to begin with that.” and walked away.
QuoteIf you’re a guy, this is a must read.The other day, I was forced to attend a party at my friends flat. It’s quite spacious, 4BHK. I kinda identify myself as an introvert, and also I was low on spirits that day. Owning to which, as soon as I reached his flat I searched for the room which was empty, went in, started scrolling Quora.Now, when Party was at its peak, 12:25–12:30, X (Girl, 24) entered the room. We never talked before, I knew her through our mutual friend. Conversation started. She started getting closer, inspite of the look of discomfort on my face. After a while, boom. She’s all kissing me and trying to take my shirt off. Not that I wasn’t enjoying, but this not this girl!! She’s that kinda girl, guys. Probably carrying AIDS.Now I asked her to stop, she just wouldn’t. As I was going to force her, a sudden thought struck my head. If she accuses me of rape to save her character, I’m doomed. (I was kinda high on weed, so such thoughts) So guess what? I told her I’m Gay! And she left, apologising! And since everyone is getting more liberal by the days, she didn’t even talk about it with anyone. (Not that I know of)Now I’ve read answers on Quora that such cases happen a lot to men in office and stuff. Guess you have a decent defence mechanism now?
QuoteQuoteBecause marriage is a contract between two people and the State, and a cat can not enter into a legal contract.You can not marry your cat for the exact same reason your cat cannot buy a car, start a corporation, manage a trust fund, buy or sell stock, or own a yacht. Your cat is not a legal person and can not enter into legal contracts.QuoteHmm, so can I marry a corporation?QuoteA corporation is already a legal contract between multiple people sharing legal rights and responsibilities. Corporate law could be a novel way for polyamorous relationships to obtain some legal recognition.
koolaid said, September 07, 2018, 12:52:27 amFoobs said, September 05, 2018, 04:14:13 amim scaredand aroused?
Bastard Mami said, September 07, 2018, 04:03:10 pmkoolaid said, September 07, 2018, 12:52:27 amFoobs said, September 05, 2018, 04:14:13 amim scaredand aroused?
QuoteSome players spend a FORTUNE on these games. One company that I worked for had a customer who spent $12,000 a month on playing their “free-to-play” phone games. They went so far as to add specific new features that were targeted at that one person! When that person’s phone became too old to run the latest version - they offered them a brand new top-of-the-line iPhone for free!
