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"Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011 (Read 2777 times)

Started by ~*Ishida-Uryuu*~, March 27, 2011, 11:02:35 pm
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"Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#1  March 27, 2011, 11:02:35 pm
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Has anyone else seen these wacky things?

www.wecanknow.com

The hell are they trying to make us believe this time? o_O

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#2  March 27, 2011, 11:10:06 pm
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Leeeeeet's seeeeeee... What am I doing on the 21st? Hmm... I guess I'll be laughing at the zealots making another prediction which won't come true.

This happens every year. HURR DURR THE WORLD ENDS ON MONDAY SAY UR PRAYERZ. Come Monday, we're all still alive, so they say God ate some bad chili and took the day off, and he'd be back a year later.
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#3  March 27, 2011, 11:22:37 pm
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WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011.

I just thought of something interesting. The bible says that it will be 98,000 people that go in the rapture. Would the world notice if 98,000 people, not all in one area, were to disappear like a thief in the night?

Also, what about you believers that he doesn't take? Wouldn't that fucking suck?

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#4  March 28, 2011, 12:12:47 am
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It will be AFTER my birthday so don't think you all can get out of buying me lavish gifts.
 
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#5  March 28, 2011, 02:51:34 am
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that's actually on my birthday

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#6  March 28, 2011, 04:25:05 am
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inb4 excuse as to why they were wrong for the 1 billionth time
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#7  March 28, 2011, 04:32:00 am
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A return of Jesuszilla would be more dramatic :glasses2:
I wish that said Jesus instead ;D
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#8  March 28, 2011, 04:43:46 am
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WE CAN KNOW from the Bible alone that the date of the rapture of believers will take place on May 21, 2011 and that God will destroy this world on October 21, 2011.

http://bible.cc/matthew/24-36.htm

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#9  March 28, 2011, 06:36:11 am
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God probably decided he'd tell a few close friends, and you know how that goes.
God tells Jesus, Jesus tells Peter, Peter tells Gabriel...Soon everyone knows.  :-\
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#10  March 28, 2011, 06:41:38 am
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OMG OMG OMG so Abel like told me that Adam told him that Moses got into a fight with Noah :flipout:
Jesus was pretty pissed at them, fortunately Gabriel broke up the fight, but I did hear Moses go a few good punches on Noah
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#11  March 28, 2011, 12:17:05 pm
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Then end is near! Coconuts will fall from the sky and place us in mass comas! Then aliens will place strange objects inside us and turn us all liberal! Y2K 2.0! EPA! The government is spiking viagra to make old people rage against Obama! -the rest becomes impossible to understand and is mostly the person pointing at a Holy book of some form- 

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#12  March 28, 2011, 02:30:37 pm
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I think we created a thread in the past about this. But wow, to go as far as to put billboards... People really wants this.

Well, if someone thinks they don't need something because the end is coming (like money, games...) I don't mind taking them. I will make sure they end up being useful in the end.
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#13  March 28, 2011, 03:08:00 pm
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I'm actually considering joining this group, as long as they have Kool-Aid prepared for its members on that day.
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#14  March 28, 2011, 03:28:58 pm
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LOL "Save the date."  Like people are going to write in their fucking day planners or something.

No, I'm not gonna be free on the 21st, that's the day Christ is coming back.  I can pencil you in next Tuesday, though.

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#15  March 28, 2011, 03:32:51 pm
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#16  March 28, 2011, 05:03:00 pm
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Here in my city we have that billboard too.
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#17  March 28, 2011, 05:05:39 pm
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I dont understand from the site, are they warning about the end of the world or is it something else , like trying to get people to rally up and be more moral? Because if its the first, I think that there has been people touting for the end of the world being after the next bend in the road in every generation.  Everyone thinks they are the ones that will get to have it happen to themselves.
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#18  March 28, 2011, 05:30:31 pm
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viral advertisement for the passion of the christ 2: judgment day

EDIT: GOOGLE INDICATES THAT THIS JOKE IS NOT NEW
Last Edit: March 28, 2011, 05:36:33 pm by Titiln
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#19  March 28, 2011, 10:16:18 pm
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#20  March 28, 2011, 11:16:54 pm
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You can bet that
by "joke" i mean the passion of the christ 2

anyway HELP!!! I am a 13 year old girl (14 on June 29) and about a week ago, I found out about May 21, 2011, Judgment day and I did a lot of computer research on it and it seems like absolutely true that I will die in 2 months and I am EXTREMELY FREAKED OUT ABOUT IT!!! Its not fair that I have to die as a 13 year old and not have much of a life!! My dad is an strong atheist and I am kind of Christian because I believe in the Lord, Jesus, and the Holy Ghost (My mormon friend taught me), but I cant attend church because of my dad. But im not sure what the Lord will decide for me on Judgment day because I have sinned many times in my life!! Im so scared that I will endure hell on earth for 5 months and then go to hell!! Does He seriously spare children?? What about teenagers? If this is all true about Judgment day coming so soon, I need to know how to be a true Christian and repent completely in the next 2 months!! Can you PLEASE help me?? This is ruining my life, completely. I am in a state of absolute depression, I have lost 10 pounds in one week because I eat hardly anything, all my perfect A grades went to either a C,D, or even an F, all my friends and boyfriend abandoned me, my mom is dead, I cry 10-14 hours a day, I pray 100 times a day even though I dont know how to, I cut myself, I make myself faint 10 times a day on average, and cant tell anyone about this. My dad isnt at all involved in my life and thinks my eating and grades are due to my boyfriend dumping me (because of this), I wear all black, I cry in school. I am seriously thinking about killing myself because of this. I am not mental and perfectly normal. This is RUINING my life. I can not smile or laugh whatsoever and I think about this every moment of my days now. Dont suggust counseling because my dad wont take me and if i told him, he would laugh at me. I dont get how most people think this is no big deal when the websites and man who endorses it sounds completely convincing and true. I was never scared about 2012 because I didn't think it was real, and I dont panic at every end of the world prediction, but this one sounds like it is going to happen. I NEED HELP KNOWING IF THIS IS REAL AND HOW TO GO TO HEAVEN IF IT IS!!!! PLZ HELP FAST BEFORE I KILL MYSELF!!! I LOVE YOU ALL WITH ALL MY HEART AND GOD BLESS ALL OF YOU!! THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH