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"Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011 (Read 2786 times)

Started by ~*Ishida-Uryuu*~, March 27, 2011, 11:02:35 pm
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Re: "Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#21  March 28, 2011, 11:22:01 pm
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Re: "Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#22  March 28, 2011, 11:52:02 pm
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Reading through those explanation sites may make you literally choke to death on bullshit.

"Yes, the bible does say that no one can know, BUT if you read verse 13 backwards and change a few words in Chpt. 2, then it says we can know when it's convinient for us."

If you aren't going to follow your own damn rules, then why even bother?

At least we should get some fun reactions when some very confused and gullible christians wake up on May 21 to find that no one's gone to heaven.
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#23  March 28, 2011, 11:54:02 pm
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verily, nobody is worthy of heaven.
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#24  March 29, 2011, 12:42:24 am
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At least we should get some fun reactions when some very confused and gullible christians wake up on May 21 to find that no one's gone to heaven.

Actually no, what will happen is they will just assume that they failed god and were not taking. So you will see a bunch of Christians go through all the stages of death.

First Denial; they will say, well maybe God will take us tomorrow.

Second and third will combine Anger and Bargaining; They will get mad at god and say that they will join Satan unless he accepts them into heaven.

Fourth Depression; Then they will be depressed about going to hell.

Fifth Acceptance; They will accept that they are followers of Satan and begin randomly killing and raping people around October 21, 2011. This will cause Marshall law, until one of these people that think they were not accepted into heaven in May, will set off a nuke for their new master Satan. This will cause a nuclear holocaust and end the world on Oct 21. Which makes this whole thing a self-fulling prophecy.

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Re: "Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#25  March 29, 2011, 12:44:07 am
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Sounds like fun to me.
A break in the monotony is all I ask.
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Re: "Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#26  March 29, 2011, 12:52:30 am
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If it happened like that, Sham, I'd want to be in on the raping and pillaging. Not because I'm a bad person, which I am, but because I'd love to blame everything I did on God betraying me.
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#27  March 29, 2011, 03:18:16 am
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Re: "Return of Christ" Billboard - May 21, 2011
#28  March 29, 2011, 05:01:43 am
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