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Started by Titiln, June 10, 2016, 10:13:02 pm
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E3 2016 (HD Remaster)
#1  June 10, 2016, 10:13:02 pm
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it's almost here gamers. e3 is back with no hype whatsoever

http://www.e3countdown.com
https://gaming.youtube.com/e3

EA:
1PM PT, JUNE 12
http://www.twitch.tv/ea
- ea won't have a booth at e3 (instead they'll have their own thing right next to e3's location) and their conference is on sunday.
- stuff to expect includes battlefield one, titanfall 2, mass effect, sports
- hopefully no pele this time

BETHESDA:
7PM PT, JUNE 12
http://www.twitch.tv/bethesda
- more footage of dishonored 2 is expected
- a skyrim remaster and a revival of prey 2 are rumored
- BLINK 182

MICROSOFT:
9:30AM PT, JUNE 13
http://www.twitch.tv/xbox
- conference will be 90 minutes
- microsoft are supposedly working on an updated, more powerful version of the xbox one along with a "slim" xbox one. maybe they'll talk about it, but considering the other two aren't talking about their new hardware at e3 maybe it won't happen
- probably new footage of already announced games, like platinum's scalebound and rare's pirates thing
- maybe dead rising 4 as an exclusive

PC GAMING:
12PM PT, JUNE 13
http://www.twitch.tv/pcgamer
- last year's pc gaming show was okay, a bit weird but still worth watching. expect ports of console games to be announced here

UBISOFT:
1PM PT, JUNE 13
http://www.twitch.tv/ubisoft
- probably more watch dogs 2 footage but YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ME THIS TIME FUCKERS
- more ghost recon stuff
- there won't be a new assassins creed this year but that doesn't mean they can't show footage for next year's!!!
- aisha tyler is hosting because god is real and he hates us

SONY:
6PM PT, JUNE 13
http://www.twitch.tv/playstation
- sony are working on an updated hardware version of the ps4, but it won't be shown at e3. not showing hardware at e3, they're stealing ideas from nintendo as usual hmm
- sony "blew their load" so to speak at last year's e3 so it'll be a very tough act to follow. probably more footage of ff7 remake and the last guardian. maybe a new god of war. shenmue 3 is a crowdfunded game so it probably won't be shown in any capacity
- rumor: remember crash bandicoot? he's back, in skylander form

NINTENDO:
9AM PT, JUNE 14   
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
- last year's nintendo show, which was shit, had a glaring omission, they showed no zelda footage whatsoever. to show that they listen to the fans, this year is mostly zelda and some pokemon. there wont even be a fucking direct. not even another nintendo world championship thing. just the treehouse shitheads. reggie feels amie will be around to deliver his hilarious catchphrases
- nintendo are working on a new system called the nx which comes out next march and it will be completely absent here
- treehouse's staff will also be showing off how much that weird fire emblem smt game was butchered
- there are rumors that a localization of mother 3 will be shown. this might be the biggest news to come out of nintendo at e3. thats the fucking state of things
- iwata please come back
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SQUARE-ENIX
11:45AM PT, JUNE 14
https://www.twitch.tv/squareenix
- square enix have a lot to show! they'll be streaming a lot. check out their schedule here http://na.square-enix.com/us/blog/square-enix-presents-e3-2016-program-schedule
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

other shit
- capcom might show resident evil 7
- more injustice 2 footage

if i missed anything let me know
Last Edit: June 10, 2016, 10:28:07 pm by Titiln
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#2  June 10, 2016, 10:17:00 pm
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Thank you for this not shit thread.

I'm hoping Sony will give us some more details on What Remains of Edith Finch. I am more excited than I should be for that thing.

edit: Gravity Rush 2, maybe?
Last Edit: June 10, 2016, 10:22:40 pm by Snakebyte
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#3  June 10, 2016, 10:45:02 pm
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It's not a remaster it's an enhanced port

I'm so excited to be disappointed again this year =D

Really wasn't aware of how bad Nintendo's presence was going to be, might as well not even watch that one :/
I forgot there was this minor Crash hype train going on due to all the things regarding him lately, especially Uncharted, would be fairly interesting to see it just be nothing more than a Skylanders thing
Last Edit: June 10, 2016, 10:48:03 pm by Berry
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#4  June 10, 2016, 11:20:42 pm
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#5  June 10, 2016, 11:29:01 pm
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#6  June 10, 2016, 11:32:20 pm
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I sure hope to god that if Capcom does an announcement of Resident Evil 7, they have learnt that making it Michael Bay like is not the way to go. People didn't buy Resident Evil games because of its action, but because of its survival horror elements. But then again a lot of crazy people claimed Resident Evil 6 was a great game, so perhaps they will just go crazy- I mean safe and repeat the formula again. And enough reusing old characters, create new ones. We really don't care about them anymore.

And wow, that many announcements from Square Enix, compared to other companies. And a lot of them I'm really interested in them. Also Dishonored 2, hopefully it will be as good or even better than the first game. Bethesda, keep the ball rolling after how good the new Doom game was.
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#7  June 11, 2016, 12:46:01 am
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Still better than no F-Zero at all.

No.

If F-Zero returns, it's as it should be, not a stupid minigame in a theme park video game that was about as fast a brick with motion controls that were as responsive as a dead insect.
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#8  June 11, 2016, 03:34:01 pm
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We're getting footage of Croteam's next game this monday. Really hope it's Serious Sam 4 and not another fucking Talos whatever, leave that shit for later please.
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#9  June 11, 2016, 07:56:43 pm
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Definitely skipping the EA conference since it looks like it'll be another bore-fest, unless they wanna surprise folks with Skate 4 which is never gonna happen. Everything else I'm pretty hyped about. I'm expecting Capcom to have a full RE2: Remake trailer to show off since it's been in the works for a while now as well as a RE7 teaser since its the 20th anniversary they'll prolly have a SFV trailer with the DLC characters as well. Crash Bandicoot reboot is gonna be the highlight of Sony's Conference so thats what I'm looking forward to the most.

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#10  June 11, 2016, 08:49:49 pm
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#11  June 11, 2016, 09:23:17 pm
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The Boss didn't die for this
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#12  June 11, 2016, 09:26:35 pm
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#13  June 11, 2016, 09:27:30 pm
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That's the exact thing. It's X instead of a game.
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#14  June 11, 2016, 09:31:55 pm
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At least the pachinkos have nice graphics and animation. The fucking board game has none of that.
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#15  June 11, 2016, 09:32:41 pm
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You guys know that's fake, right?  It's literally F-Zero GX renders photoshopped onto a stock photo.

Google image search for "board game" said:
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#16  June 11, 2016, 09:45:25 pm
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I just assumed Titiln shopped that as a joke
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#17  June 11, 2016, 09:55:39 pm
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that assumption is 100% correct
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#18  June 11, 2016, 10:25:21 pm
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How could anyone think that was real, we all know the shitstorm that would've ensued had that been a thing.
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#19  June 11, 2016, 11:21:22 pm
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You guys know that's fake, right?  It's literally F-Zero GX renders photoshopped onto a stock photo.

Google image search for "board game" said:


I don't think anyone was assuming it was real.  I think they were just having a conversation about the subject of the joke.

NINTENDO:
9AM PT, JUNE 14   
http://www.twitch.tv/nintendo
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CkYUYL5UgAAkq1U.jpg
Still better than no F-Zero at all.
*MGS pachinko*
"still better than no MGS at all"

yeah no

My rule of thumb is that before you fuck around and do things like that you should give your fanbase an actual game to play with.  That's why nobody is happy with Federation Force, whereas if they made a new Metroid game before or even along with FF theN the reception would be more lukewarm than angry.
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#20  June 11, 2016, 11:29:07 pm
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You guys know that's fake, right?

I don't believe any implication was made to support the notion of it being a real thing.

I was merely stating that a severe absence of a particular gaming series cannot be remedied with something that does not represent the series properly, or at least, that's how I see it.
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