Just post your own worst first/second/third date ever, and feel sorry for other people's stories.Mine? Not a worst first date ever, but oh well... I went for a date today with some woman that I met few days ago in my neighbourhood. It was like I knew her before, but just that time I wasn't in a rush and had a chance to talk to her. Anyway, so it's all going good, we're chit chatting, but then I did mention something about religion and she said she's a jehovah witness (I'm catholic) and started showing me some brochures where I can read more about it, and "come to the dark side" (my little joke here). So, out of the sudden, our DATE turned to some weird religion changing discussion, where I was feeling VERY uncomfortable. Then she said we can't see eachother anymore. Why? I'm not a jehovah witness.Then I screwed her sister.Spoiler, click to toggle visibiltyOk. I did not, but I wish.So, did you fart on a date? or have you been slapped for saying something nasty? Don't be shy, post some funny/pathetic/sad story!