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How big is your anus?

japan
6 (13%)
0 to 10cm
5 (10.9%)
10 to 20cm
12 (26.1%)
20+ cm
6 (13%)
rape the maids
17 (37%)

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Bastard Mami

How big is your anus ¡?
#1  December 17, 2008, 04:55:55 pm
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Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 10:35:07 pm by Yuri Cat

FeLo_Llop

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#2  December 17, 2008, 04:59:19 pm
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Voted.

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 :sugoi:
I swear there was something cool here!!
Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 05:11:15 pm by FeLo_Llop

Bastard Mami

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#3  December 17, 2008, 05:04:09 pm
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6 inches 5 centimeters?

Santtu

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#4  December 17, 2008, 05:05:00 pm
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Erect or flaccid?
conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller

Anjel

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#5  December 17, 2008, 05:08:53 pm
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FeLo_Llop

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#6  December 17, 2008, 05:11:47 pm
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^Thanks Anjel.

In erect.
I swear there was something cool here!!

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#7  December 17, 2008, 05:20:39 pm
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Shamrock

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#8  December 17, 2008, 05:39:45 pm
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Was going to tell you but then I realized that I was telling my cock size to people who might be under age. Sorry you will just have to use your imagination.

Anjel

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#9  December 17, 2008, 05:41:31 pm
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shamrock said, December 17, 2008, 05:37:57 pm
You know you need to put inches up there for us dumb Americans.

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Edit:
LOL at your new post. ;P
Just put it in a spoiler.
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Bastard Mami

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#10  December 17, 2008, 05:48:09 pm
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<- average penis is average

#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#11  December 17, 2008, 05:49:29 pm
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How big is my penis? Ask your mom.

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#12  December 17, 2008, 05:57:19 pm
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A picture of my cock (spoilered for obvious reasons):

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#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#13  December 17, 2008, 06:02:53 pm
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walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#14  December 17, 2008, 06:04:56 pm
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:rofl: aweseome phallic necked chicken. I'd almost say it's subliminal if it wasn't so obvious.

Valodim

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#15  December 17, 2008, 06:10:58 pm
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Montresor said, December 17, 2008, 05:20:39 pm
Spoilered just in case.

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Never felt it was not enough.

interesting how it grew 0.4cm in diameter after you posted :P

walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#16  December 17, 2008, 06:12:12 pm
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guys guys lets not make this a who has the bigger cock contest ok its all about how you use it

#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#17  December 17, 2008, 06:14:32 pm
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^sure signs of a guy with a small cock

walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#18  December 17, 2008, 06:15:38 pm
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:'(

#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#19  December 17, 2008, 06:17:13 pm
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Didn't mean to upset you. You know you my man and fiddy grand  ;)

*hugs walt with cock

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#20  December 17, 2008, 06:24:09 pm
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Valodim said, December 17, 2008, 06:10:58 pm
Montresor said, December 17, 2008, 05:20:39 pm
Spoilered just in case.

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Never felt it was not enough.

interesting how it grew 0.4cm in diameter after you posted :P

HA HA HA. I knew YOU were the only one who was going to bother. Yeah is 3.8, so what? I felt complexed at the moment (at least I'm not lying like Felo) >:(

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Valodim

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#21  December 17, 2008, 06:24:50 pm
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pwn.

walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#22  December 17, 2008, 06:43:43 pm
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How is one to know the diameter?  Are guys actually measuring the perimeter and dividing it for Pi (WTF)?
How are you measuring length, from the base (facing you) or from the outside part (conveniently adding anywhere from 1 to 4 cm to the figure)? Also are you exaggerating at least 1 cm, as customary on these conversations?

Also if you're over 20cm long, do you feel unfitting for your women, knowing the Greffenberg spot is measley 7 - 10 cm inside the vagina? Are you curvy enough to reach it? Do you have to try uncomfortable positions where you must avoid deep penetration to please your partners? You poor fellows, I'm sorry for your deformity :)



Edit: Sorry for the ranting, that conversation yesterday left serious scars in my psyche, knowing I planned to be with that woman _-_

Santtu

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#23  December 17, 2008, 06:44:20 pm
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shamrock said, December 17, 2008, 05:39:45 pm
Was going to tell you but then I realized that I was telling my cock size to people who might be under age. Sorry you will just have to use your imagination.
What's the matter, did you convert to CHRISTIANITY?
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FeLo_Llop

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#24  December 17, 2008, 06:44:40 pm
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Montresor said, December 17, 2008, 06:24:09 pm
(at least I'm not lying like Felo) >:(

You're a bitch! XD

I can penetrate myself, so I feel independent!! :sugoi:

( that's a lie...I don't feel even curious if I really can )
- Walt said:
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How is one to know the diameter?  Are guys actually measuring the perimeter and dividing it for Pi (WTF)?
How are you measuring length, from the base (facing you) or from the outside part (conveniently adding anywhere from 1 to 4 cm to the figure)? Also are you exaggerating at least 1 cm, as customary on these conversations?
Diameter is measured with a normal ruler. Just put on one side and look to the other. Anyway you can use a measurement tape, but this method is not the best. In this, you know the total diameter. In this case, I'm 18 or 19 cm... So use a ruler and side to a side.

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Also if you're over 20cm long, do you feel unfitting for your women, knowing the Greffenberg spot is measley 7 - 10 cm inside the vagina? Are you curvy enough to reach it? Do you have to try uncomfortable positions where you must avoid deep penetration to please your partners? You poor fellows, I'm sorry for your deformity

If you're talking bout that, it's more common you making them arrive to it handly. Licking that part too, but even with this, orgasm is not at least guaranteed. They need some excitement, play a bit.
Fat cocks are better to excite the  "cli", which will gave her the best way to an orgasm. Then, after some minutes of toying with it, start the action. Even if your cock is not fat, you'll surelly give her what she needs.

Girls prefers fat cocks than long cocks. Contact with vagina "walls" gives them more pleasure than arriving to the top(this hurts them).
I swear there was something cool here!!
Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 06:55:11 pm by FeLo_Llop

Anjel

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#25  December 17, 2008, 06:48:44 pm
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:sugoi:

Also Walt, you are doing it wrong. You need to use a overscore, like this: _¯_
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#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#26  December 17, 2008, 06:50:44 pm
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I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 06:43:43 pm
How is one to know the diameter?  Are guys actually measuring the perimeter and dividing it for Pi (WTF)?
How are you measuring length, from the base (facing you) or from the outside part (conveniently adding anywhere from 1 to 4 cm to the figure)? Also are you exaggerating at least 1 cm, as customary on these conversations?

Also if you're over 20cm long, do you feel unfitting for your women, knowing the Greffenberg spot is measley 7 - 10 cm inside the vagina? Are you curvy enough to reach it? Do you have to try uncomfortable positions where you must avoid deep penetration to please your partners? You poor fellows, I'm sorry for your deformity :)

Us men with big cocks can analyze our total package for shits & giggles. Men are givers, women are receivers. We give them the dick so they can receive it, which means they can receive extended support for our "deformity", it's all in how you work it. If you had a big cock you wouldn't ask such questions  :lugoi:

FeLo_Llop said, December 17, 2008, 06:44:40 pm
I can penetrate myself, so I feel independent!!

lol

FeLo_Llop

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#27  December 17, 2008, 06:56:25 pm
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Shaun, your avatar and sign rocks!!

Does they has cock?? XDDDDDD :sugoi:
I swear there was something cool here!!

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#28  December 17, 2008, 06:57:14 pm
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I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 06:43:43 pm
Edit: Sorry for the ranting, that conversation yesterday left serious scars in my psyche, knowing I planned to be with that woman _-_[/size]

I don't think my penis is big at all. Besides, I thought you more than anyone here would agree that when it comes to being with girls and be liked by them your cocksize doesn't matter. Hell, sometimes not even your looks. It's all about charisma.

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#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#29  December 17, 2008, 07:01:45 pm
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FeLo_Llop said, December 17, 2008, 06:56:25 pm
Shaun, your avatar and sign rocks!!

Does they has cock?? XDDDDDD :sugoi:

And thensome.

Montresor said, December 17, 2008, 06:57:14 pm
I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 06:43:43 pm
Edit: Sorry for the ranting, that conversation yesterday left serious scars in my psyche, knowing I planned to be with that woman _-_[/size]

I don't think my penis is big at all. Besides, I thought you more than anyone here would agree that when it comes to being with girls and be liked by them your cocksize doesn't matter. Hell, sometimes not even your looks. It's all about charisma.

That only works for women who don't want men with the total package (being charismatic, having a big heart and a big cock), which is just about every female. If you find one, keep 'em. They're rare.

walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#30  December 17, 2008, 07:11:37 pm
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I know, I know. To be quite honest the reassuring part of it all is the comment after the "It's ECSBOCS HUEG" was
"At least now I know, in the end such a big thing just ends up being uncomfortable" (followed by the reasons)

At around 5.5 inches I've never felt inappropriate with my partners, knowing that most women around here are very petite. Also girth is an issue at all times, too wide will hurt when entering, too slim will not cause the full effect. Even with sexually active women the first penetration has to be carefull.

In the end, at least something good needs to come out of this whole thread, not everything has to be cock jokes. I'm just trying to keep it real for the kids who might look for information, might as well make it the least misleading possible. Anywhere from 4 to 7 inches is a reasonable size depending on you height and/or weight. If you're overwheight changes are fat around the pubic area might be concealing part of the shaft leading to an apparently shorter penis (yes kids, lose weight and you'll be bigger).

There, that's all I will put on the table to this thread, and I'm doing it as responsible as I can.
Please continue with cock jokes, niggers.

#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#31  December 17, 2008, 07:17:22 pm
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Well since you want to be capt. serious nigger of this thread here's a real good set of advice for those with dick hangups: exude confidence with what you have. If your partner still wants to continue with the bi-partisanship then continue with your 'giving her the dick'. If it really becomes an issue for you then try the pill.

Just remember, you could be worse off - you could have an STD or be castraded.
Last Edit: December 17, 2008, 07:20:44 pm by #Shaun

Iced

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#32  December 17, 2008, 07:19:49 pm
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The pill?

Viagra doesnt make your cock longer.

Just keeps your veins dilated so it will get harder for longer periods of time.Do you want someone to have an heart attack?

Valodim

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#33  December 17, 2008, 07:20:15 pm
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he was talking about hangups

FeLo_Llop

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#34  December 17, 2008, 07:21:04 pm
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I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 07:11:37 pm
Even with sexually active women the first penetration has to be carefull

TRULY WORDS!!

Last month I had a good night with a girl. The moment arrived and when saw my "friend" jsut said: I can lick that, but for sure, I WON'T BE PENETRATED BY THAT!

That was a PWNED for me.
I swear there was something cool here!!

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#35  December 17, 2008, 07:22:28 pm
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I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 07:11:37 pm
women around here are very petite.

Those are the most voracious.

Now you know kids. Uncle Walt's point is men are more concerced about OTHER GUYS' penis size. Probably because deep inside they have homosexual inclinations and want to get penetrated by a BIG FAT COCK.

Just work out and read a lot, and you'll be interesting enough to compensate your linguini.

Bye! See ya in the next episode of Cockacidal Maniac.

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#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#36  December 17, 2008, 07:22:43 pm
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Iced the 8Ball said, December 17, 2008, 07:19:49 pm
Do you want someone to have an heart attack?

if ya gotta go at least go out with a bang

FeLo_Llop said, December 17, 2008, 07:21:04 pm
I HAVE A said, December 17, 2008, 07:11:37 pm
Even with sexually active women the first penetration has to be carefull

TRULY WORDS!!

Last month I had a good night with a girl. The moment arrived and when saw my "friend" jsut said: I can lick that, but for sure, I WON'T BE PENETRATED BY THAT!

That was a PWNED for me.

wow.

Valodim

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#37  December 17, 2008, 07:26:16 pm
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#Shaun

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#38  December 17, 2008, 07:29:30 pm
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Better that than by HIV or something similar. At least your package is still intact.

Spoonman

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#39  December 17, 2008, 07:31:09 pm
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And you'll probably die while inside her.

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#40  December 17, 2008, 07:32:24 pm
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 >:D

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#41  December 17, 2008, 07:36:17 pm
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Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#43  December 17, 2008, 08:06:34 pm
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i signed on snd saw this, wow. :blank:

Spoonman

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#44  December 17, 2008, 08:10:27 pm
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Yeah, but how big is your penis?

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Rajaa Retired

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#45  December 17, 2008, 08:17:04 pm
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i have no idea, let me go get a ruler or something....  :-\

OZ

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#46  December 17, 2008, 08:21:53 pm
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Shamrock

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#47  December 17, 2008, 08:29:05 pm
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Viagra, "If you have an erection lasting more than four hours call your doctor."

I don't know about the rest of you but if I have an erection for four hours I'm calling a hooker.

(Eddie Griffin Joke I think)

Anjel

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#48  December 17, 2008, 08:31:17 pm
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That joke was in a Scrubs episode. Dunno if that was a ripoff though.
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Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#49  December 17, 2008, 08:35:15 pm
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It's average, nothing more...nothing less. besides, I don't see why you would care, it's not like your going to get some from me.

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#51  December 17, 2008, 08:58:01 pm
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yeah i forgot that, thanks for reminding me.

Rote Zaungast

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#52  December 17, 2008, 09:00:38 pm
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I won't tell you guys cause the thought of it would equate to sexually harassing you guys
I don't want you to experience negative feelings from my behalf, I'll feel guilt for the rest of my life, I love you guys
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#53  December 17, 2008, 09:06:04 pm
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diesn't reach the 20 cms, happy now? (japi now)

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Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#54  December 17, 2008, 09:43:39 pm
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"I'm falliiing" Angel said, December 17, 2008, 09:00:38 pm
I won't tell you guys cause the thought of it would equate to sexually harassing you guys
I don't want you to experience negative feelings from my behalf, I'll feel guilt for the rest of my life, I love you guys
Are you sure, we won't laugh

The Railgunner

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#55  December 17, 2008, 09:45:30 pm
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Montresor said, December 17, 2008, 06:57:14 pm
I don't think my penis is big at all. Besides, I thought you more than anyone here would agree that when it comes to being with girls and be liked by them your cocksize doesn't matter. Hell, sometimes not even your looks. It's all about charisma.

I agree, mainly because I don't look the best (have a cross-eye, horrible teeth), despite my girlfriend's insistence of the contrary. The size of your dick only matters if the girl likes you enough to have sex with you.

Also:
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I'm not that comfortable sharing this, considering that this is basically a bunch of guys talking about their dicks...

Oh, and not to be a dick (natch), but could you guys can the n-word crap? Seriously, that shit scares me...

walt

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#56  December 17, 2008, 09:48:02 pm
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Nigga?

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#57  December 17, 2008, 09:49:56 pm
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Ending it with an "a" is ok, just don't post "er" on it, k?

Spoonman

Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#58  December 17, 2008, 09:52:56 pm
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Why? I don't understand, honestly. This is not a ordinary place. This are people who know racism is wrong, yet don't restrain from making jokes about it. Because it's also stupid.

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Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#59  December 17, 2008, 09:55:10 pm
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250 cm

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#60  December 17, 2008, 09:58:18 pm
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That's almost an inch for you americans :D

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Re: How big is your penis ¡?
#62  December 17, 2008, 10:31:09 pm
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#64  December 17, 2008, 10:55:31 pm
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#65  December 17, 2008, 10:56:50 pm
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#66  December 17, 2008, 11:01:34 pm
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It has an equatorial radius of 25 Km.

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#67  December 17, 2008, 11:06:10 pm
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Dr. Mask The 3rd

Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#68  December 17, 2008, 11:54:21 pm
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What, now we are talking about our asses. E...control your sexuality, damn it.

Titiln

Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#69  December 17, 2008, 11:56:42 pm
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on a 1-10 scale 10 being goatass im a 5

The Railgunner

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#70  December 18, 2008, 12:12:48 am
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Now THIS is disgusting. I am appalled that you would even consider talking about anal width. You guys are all sick fucks. My disapproval is continued in the spoiler below.

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Spoonman

Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#71  December 18, 2008, 12:13:44 am
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Felo wasn't lying :sadgoi:

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#72  December 18, 2008, 12:53:28 am
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#74  December 18, 2008, 05:48:04 am
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#75  December 18, 2008, 08:48:14 am
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#76  December 18, 2008, 09:43:59 am
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Edit: Sorry for the ranting, that conversation yesterday left serious scars in my psyche, knowing I planned to be with that woman _-_
I have a feeling she was either exaggerating or flat out lying.

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#77  December 18, 2008, 09:52:36 am
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TSUKASA013 said, April 05, 2009, 06:35:53 pm

oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

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#78  December 18, 2008, 09:53:11 am
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#79  December 18, 2008, 10:15:48 am
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oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

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#80  December 18, 2008, 11:49:05 am
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What an amusing thread.

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#82  December 18, 2008, 01:23:26 pm
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a nekosage? :o

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TSUKASA013 said, April 05, 2009, 06:35:53 pm

oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

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#84  December 18, 2008, 02:44:26 pm
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You kids are a bunch of fags. Taking a good a decent topic about anus size and turning it into a dick contest. Next thing you know it'll be a fucking circle jerk.

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#85  December 18, 2008, 05:35:10 pm
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#86  December 18, 2008, 09:41:16 pm
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Hentai taught me that small anus=coward in Japanese.












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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#87  December 20, 2008, 08:15:59 pm
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I will use a soft ruler the next time to measure Jessy's the [glow=red,2,300]next time.[/glow]

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#88  December 20, 2008, 08:29:58 pm
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#89  December 20, 2008, 08:31:58 pm
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WHO? WHY?

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#90  December 20, 2008, 08:37:27 pm
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talking about sexual antics with jessica again...

Then again what did I expect from a topic entitled "How big is your anus ¡?"?

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#91  December 20, 2008, 08:46:46 pm
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#92  December 29, 2008, 05:23:01 am
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#93  January 01, 2009, 07:42:56 am
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L:8-9 in.
W: about 2 in.

Wait this is anus size?
Ewwwwwww, nvm.
I can't measure it, but its untouched so....

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#94  January 01, 2009, 08:57:20 am
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There's no way in hell that your dick is nine inches long. I mean, that's got to be painful to use.

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#95  January 01, 2009, 05:36:56 pm
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At full erect length, it is in that area, maybe 8-8.5-9,
there's one thing you never lie on or about and thats your dick.
and its painful for the first time. trust me, all my gfs started out virgins.
as for me, nah im good.
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#96  January 02, 2009, 06:48:45 am
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Liftset IV said, January 01, 2009, 05:36:56 pm
there's one thing you never lie on or about and thats your dick.

Though people do this all the time (especially in a place like this, where no one can disprove the claim and can't ask for proof without being called gay or open), like Felo for example, or my arch enemy, Justin Moses (he lives with my girlfriend, and keeps her from leaving the house without him, as he is an ill-tempered, posessive, and abusive guy - and he deleted my YouTube and stole my MySpace).

Now I'm going to drink my ten energy drinks, continue coughing up wads of greenish-yellow snot, blast the same snot out of my nose every five seconds, and hope that I feel better when my sixteenth birthday arrives on the fifteenth, fourteen days from now (no joke).

Good Ol' Liftset.

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#97  January 02, 2009, 06:54:59 am
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you're 15 no way!
me too!

if i knew you, I'd walk you up to or ask you to text my gfs and let you hear for yourself
or nohomo i'd defend my honor wit pix lmao

but damn your archenemy's ghey!
and i presume you can't kick his ass because of your gf living with him....
damn bruh......

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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#98  January 02, 2009, 07:14:07 am
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I can't kick his ass because he's living with my GF (like you said), he's stronger than me, he's richer (so if I go Hulk on his ass, his father can buy expensive lawyers, sue me for everything I own, and have me locked up for at LEAST maximum sentence), he has a VERY large family, all rich assholes like himself, and my GF doesn't want me to fight him or call the police on him (which I can do because he's abusive, posessive, and he's broken into my house several times and destroyed several of my posessions).

And you and I are about the same size (no homo, though you're a little bigger than me). I'll be going back to hocking up chunks of mucus in the bathroom sink, and hope that no one accuses us of being gay...

Off topic, but what city do you live in?

Good Ol' Liftset.

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#100  January 02, 2009, 07:20:49 am
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Trenton, NJ
and i dont get the mucus joke

lol @ your situation
multiple women = WIN.
when one causes BS, run to another.
More sex etc.
The way I see it, I'm not gettin married til maybe my 30s so I might as well act stupid and screw everything I can now

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#101  January 02, 2009, 07:32:03 am
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Damn, I live in San Antonio, Texas.

And the mucus part isn't a joke, I actually get sick around December-January and have to cough up chunks of mucus. I have to blow my nose A LOT, and I end up with a sore throat, breathing problems (from throat mucus build-up), and a super-clogged nose when I wake up at four-thirty in the afternoon. I've tried all kinds of allergy medicine, to no avail. And I have to blow my nose every few seconds YEAR ROUND - it's just a million times worse on the holiday season.

It was much worse last Christmas, when I couldn't say words correctly, I had a VERY difficult time swallowing, and, from time to time, couldn't close my jaw willfully - it would hang open for a few minutes, keeping me from swallowing the spit that would make it even harder to breathe, and made it very difficult to explain the problem to my father, as he couldn't understand anything I said.

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#102  January 02, 2009, 07:45:18 am
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hahahahahahaha that sux
like really

I had this track meet in Jersey City the other day
but I had to take a dump the whole time & the bathrooms in the building were disgusting
and it was either that or portapotties
so I might have some kind of STD from sitting on the toilet sets indoors even after i put paper down
jkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjkjk

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#104  January 02, 2009, 08:02:31 am
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Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 07:18:35 am
I can't kick his ass because he's living with my GF (like you said), he's stronger than me, he's richer (so if I go Hulk on his ass, his father can buy expensive lawyers, sue me for everything I own, and have me locked up for at LEAST maximum sentence), he has a VERY large family, all rich assholes like himself, and my GF doesn't want me to fight him or call the police on him (which I can do because he's abusive, posessive, and he's broken into my house several times and destroyed several of my posessions).

Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 07:32:03 am
And the mucus part isn't a joke, I actually get sick around December-January and have to cough up chunks of mucus. I have to blow my nose A LOT, and I end up with a sore throat, breathing problems (from throat mucus build-up), and a super-clogged nose when I wake up at four-thirty in the afternoon. I've tried all kinds of allergy medicine, to no avail. And I have to blow my nose every few seconds YEAR ROUND - it's just a million times worse on the holiday season.

It was much worse last Christmas, when I couldn't say words correctly, I had a VERY difficult time swallowing, and, from time to time, couldn't close my jaw willfully - it would hang open for a few minutes, keeping me from swallowing the spit that would make it even harder to breathe, and made it very difficult to explain the problem to my father, as he couldn't understand anything I said.

And on top of all of this, I have a fever and a splitting headache.

And how the hell is it shocking that we're 15? I mean, my best friend lost his virginity at 12 (he's kinda proud of it, though that kinda repulses me, as that's...child molestation on the part of whoever he lost his too).

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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#105  January 02, 2009, 08:33:41 am
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Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 07:32:03 am
Damn, I live in San Antonio, Texas.

And the mucus part isn't a joke, I actually get sick around December-January and have to cough up chunks of mucus. I have to blow my nose A LOT, and I end up with a sore throat, breathing problems (from throat mucus build-up), and a super-clogged nose when I wake up at four-thirty in the afternoon. I've tried all kinds of allergy medicine, to no avail. And I have to blow my nose every few seconds YEAR ROUND - it's just a million times worse on the holiday season.

It was much worse last Christmas, when I couldn't say words correctly, I had a VERY difficult time swallowing, and, from time to time, couldn't close my jaw willfully - it would hang open for a few minutes, keeping me from swallowing the spit that would make it even harder to breathe, and made it very difficult to explain the problem to my father, as he couldn't understand anything I said.

I know EXACTLY how you feel. I've been sick and coughing up mucus for over a year now.

I've recently started allergy treatment in order to build up my immunities. Can't say much about it since I've only done it once so far and I still have more visits to go, but at least there's hope in that.

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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
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Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 08:02:31 am
And how the hell is it shocking that we're 15? I mean, my best friend lost his virginity at 12 (he's kinda proud of it, though that kinda repulses me, as that's...child molestation on the part of whoever he lost his too).

Not if ur japanese (or Lao 4 that matter) LOLZ ;D

hmmm... anus measuring huh? Well I don't know how I'd measure my own, but since I saw Claud say sumthin 'bout Jess's anus, I'd definately have to go with rape-the-maids (if thats the highest). Supposedly she turned lesby, so it might b smaller, but if Claud didn't notice that big gaping chasm, i'm sure itz pretty much shrunk.  :D 
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#107  January 02, 2009, 10:28:59 pm
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Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 08:02:31 am
Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 07:18:35 am
I can't kick his ass because he's living with my GF (like you said), he's stronger than me, he's richer (so if I go Hulk on his ass, his father can buy expensive lawyers, sue me for everything I own, and have me locked up for at LEAST maximum sentence), he has a VERY large family, all rich assholes like himself, and my GF doesn't want me to fight him or call the police on him (which I can do because he's abusive, posessive, and he's broken into my house several times and destroyed several of my posessions).

Vegeta 20XX said, January 02, 2009, 07:32:03 am
And the mucus part isn't a joke, I actually get sick around December-January and have to cough up chunks of mucus. I have to blow my nose A LOT, and I end up with a sore throat, breathing problems (from throat mucus build-up), and a super-clogged nose when I wake up at four-thirty in the afternoon. I've tried all kinds of allergy medicine, to no avail. And I have to blow my nose every few seconds YEAR ROUND - it's just a million times worse on the holiday season.

It was much worse last Christmas, when I couldn't say words correctly, I had a VERY difficult time swallowing, and, from time to time, couldn't close my jaw willfully - it would hang open for a few minutes, keeping me from swallowing the spit that would make it even harder to breathe, and made it very difficult to explain the problem to my father, as he couldn't understand anything I said.

And on top of all of this, I have a fever and a splitting headache.

And how the hell is it shocking that we're 15? I mean, my best friend lost his virginity at 12 (he's kinda proud of it, though that kinda repulses me, as that's...child molestation on the part of whoever he lost his too).

Lost mine at 13; but at 12, I was shy and would've known what I was doin'.......
and idk everyone seems so much older than me
but damn all that cold crap sux big time
You guys get allergies too? That'd really suck. My brother and dad are allergic to stuff and I'm the only one not allergic to anything I know of.

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I doubt that I have allergies of any sort, as I have to deal with all of this all year, where ever I end up.

Good Ol' Liftset.

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#109  January 02, 2009, 10:48:27 pm
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Is it some kind of condition or something?
Like you go to the doctors about it?

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I would, if I had the decision on whether or not to do so. It's my father's decision.

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#111  January 05, 2009, 12:44:24 pm
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God's Anger said, January 06, 2009, 06:06:28 pm
Poll says there are 7 girls on the internet.

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#115  January 06, 2009, 08:09:16 pm
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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#116  January 06, 2009, 08:13:20 pm
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Where's your evidence?!

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Rajaa said, January 06, 2009, 08:13:20 pm
Where's your evidence?!
Charlotte Coolhorn said, January 06, 2009, 08:09:16 pm
and the remaining one is pretending to be a guy

Fun fact of the day:

Just a friendly piece of advise [to whom it may concern]...  :D
...if you want to meet girls online, or even just talk to a 'real' girl...

...get this...
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#118  January 06, 2009, 08:38:35 pm
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Very good point, that's why they have online dating sites. And if you making a bio I wouldn't put down Mugen as one of the hobbies. Just saying.

Although the size of your anus may be useful in such a bio.

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shamrock said, January 06, 2009, 08:38:35 pm
Very good point, that's why they have online dating sites. And if you making a bio I wouldn't put down Mugen as one of the hobbies. Just saying.

Although the size of your anus may be useful in such a bio.

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#120  January 06, 2009, 09:05:56 pm
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Re: How big is your anus ¡?
#122  January 15, 2009, 03:45:02 am
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yelocakeffect said, January 06, 2009, 08:35:10 pm
...get this...
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WHAT?

WHY THE HECK DO I CUM HERE SO OFTEN THEN?!
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