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APPLE'S LATEST SHI---TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT(Ipad!) (Read 1331 times)

Started by momo!, January 28, 2010, 12:35:50 am
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APPLE'S LATEST SHI---TECHNICAL ACHIEVEMENT(Ipad!)
#1  January 28, 2010, 12:35:50 am
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http://www.apple.com/ipad/

the Ipad!!! a gigantic cross between the iphone and laptop!

for as low as five hundred dollars you can own this touchscreen device!

Last Edit: January 28, 2010, 06:01:40 am by [n]momo!
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#2  January 28, 2010, 12:40:53 am
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magical and revolutionary

I can tell right now this thing is useless if they have to call it magical.

By the way,

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"The iPad's unprecedented use of DRM to control all capabilities of a general purpose computer is a dangerous step backward for computing"

http://www.fsf.org/news/ibad_launch

Everyone seems to be talking about this thing.
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#3  January 28, 2010, 08:17:18 am
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Pretty much sums up my opinion (from comment on the AV Club):
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#4  January 28, 2010, 09:56:32 am
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iHave no idea why someone would buy that shit but it will propably sell well as it is from Apple.
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#5  January 28, 2010, 10:48:30 am
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I want to use the iMacheapbastard phone joke...
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Imagine a zanguief runing to attack ryu, ryu does a quick+kind of weak fast punch and hit the chest of zanguief, will this punch be enough to zanguief say/think \"oh no, this punch hurted a little, I better stop the attack and put my hand on my chest to help contain the pain while ignoring if ryu is going to make other attacks now"


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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.

Bea

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#6  January 28, 2010, 11:41:15 am
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I'm waiting for the iMoonCup. Pads aren't as versatile as Mooncups.
To quote Lt. Frank Drebin: "Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."

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#7  January 28, 2010, 11:43:10 am
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It has so much other useless shit on it i'd wonder if i could make a call on it! NTM that there so manny phone out now that i dont even try to pick out a fancy one, i just go with a simple boost mobile phone :P
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#8  January 28, 2010, 11:50:47 am
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I will wait for actually laptops in sensitive board formats that are properly unlocked, instead of gizmos.

When I can have something that resembles a cintiq laptop for a nice price, then i will consider something like this.
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#9  January 28, 2010, 12:04:02 pm
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I'm just not much of a flashy gizmo person really. But i can see how that would be hard to believe. --;
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#10  January 28, 2010, 03:13:58 pm
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I will wait for actually laptops in sensitive board formats that are properly unlocked, instead of gizmos.

When I can have something that resembles a cintiq laptop for a nice price, then i will consider something like this.
Yeah, if it had nice pen support, and could run apps like Photoshop and/or Manga Studio I'd love to get one. Heck, even decent support for a digital doodle board would be nice. I have an IPOD for awesome note and to listen to music. That's fine for a small portable device. but a full size one? I don't see a reason for it.
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#11  January 28, 2010, 03:21:09 pm
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For the ammount of add ons and the price of stuff you need to get to have this one being something close to fully operational its too expensive for what it actually is.
You are better served with a laptop than this.
Now, like Jnp said, give it a cyntiq style touch screen, options for graphical design and you have a great tool for artists and anyone that uses computers for internet a lot, a limited computer isnt going to let you do anything better than what you can already acchieve on other tools.
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#12  January 28, 2010, 04:20:27 pm
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*Sigh* So apple has released another wonder toy. Big woop...
What a piece of crap this thing is. You could achieve more with a normal laptop and a usb touch screen overlay for MUCH cheaper than this proprietary monstrosity.
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#13  January 28, 2010, 08:33:26 pm
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What the fuck are you doing Apple. Better off with updating the iPhone/iPod Touch to be honest.

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#14  January 28, 2010, 08:40:25 pm
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you guys getting it all wrong, who said apple is meant to be functional or cheap/fair priced???

it goes to a market that doesnt even know how to use most of what it can do, ie: not us

 and its going to sell
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#15  January 28, 2010, 08:46:47 pm
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it might sell. bia and iced already commented on how it's wildly inferior to other tablets out there. i mean, really. it's literally a giant ipod, with i guess, a few new features. the OS is the same as the ipod touch, they didn't even bother to put some effort into it.

i'm probably biased but i don't see this selling.
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#16  January 28, 2010, 09:38:51 pm
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Don't forget it doesn't have USB ports, no HD output, no webcam, lacks Flash support...

I don't think it'll sell that well just because it's Apple-hyped. After all, the Google Nexus phone was a total sales disaster- and it was quite hyped, and also sponsored by a giant.

Hopefully this fumble will teach them a lesson.

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#17  January 28, 2010, 10:48:53 pm
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#18  February 01, 2010, 05:50:00 am
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#19  February 01, 2010, 01:34:54 pm
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what if that thing falls from my hands and crashes into the ground? I'd feel lost for the rest of my life.  :(
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#20  February 01, 2010, 03:56:31 pm
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#21  February 01, 2010, 04:15:19 pm
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Who the fuck is gonna wanna walk around with that gigantic goddamn thing?
The market for it is more narrow than for iPhones.

Do they expect every man to carry a purse now?
This thing is for the laptop fags that are always in Starbucks.

iPhones suck too. I can't drive and text with em.
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#22  February 01, 2010, 04:24:18 pm
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it's marketed at 14 year old girls.

who find it "sexier baha" cuz it's "bigger"


seriously though,  it's marketed at apple's tiny niche of loyal customers that are crazy for anything just because it's by apple.

OZ

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#23  February 01, 2010, 06:05:25 pm
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#24  February 01, 2010, 07:00:43 pm
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The new iPhone OS will likely clear a few things up :)