There's a Bible Fight!On campus, a religious rally started up, with a messenger of the lord toting a large sign (of God) telling the passing heathens all of the reasons that God hates them.Of course, as one can expect, it quickly drew a crowd.I would personally question the logic behind denouncing drinking, laziness, and sex on a college campus, but apparently this guy knew what he was doing.And damn if it wasn't funny.Soon, Preacher John and his army of holy avengers found themselves being opposed by a legion of hippies.A crowd of hundreds of students filled the area, as humans are naturally drawn to drama.Unfortunately for the hippies, the loudest voice, as often is the case, was also the most stupid.The loudest, most vocal hippies' arguement consisted of "SHUT UP MAN." or "LOVE NOT HATE BRA"And apparently we're all going to hell.It doesn't even matter if you're christian or not, a good person or a bad person; unless you hunt down and kill every gay person you know, Jesus will disown you.And of course, being the mature young adults we are, the discussion was occasionaly punctuated by a group of people yelling PENIS or one that I don't hear as often CLITORIS.The arguement is quite heated.Here's to hoping it results in violence.*CheersI just sit back and watch the drama.I told my friend that I'd walk through the plaza naked for $50, as I am need of some funds.I really want to dress up as Jesus and tell them to stop fighting.I also told my roommate to make a big sign that says "GOD HATES CATS" just to confuse people.It's still going on as I speak.I had to leave because I needed to use the bathroom.When I left , I told my friend that me and the preacher do have something in common.We're both full of shit.
Reminds me of last St. Patrick's I went to Savannah and of course they got a big parade and everyone is completely trashed. But there is always some ass with a religious sign. Now keep in mind I was trashed but this sign said all of the shit quote god hates. As I approached I was trying to think about what I could do to mess with this guy that's when I read the last thing on the list. It was fags. I though oh a homophobe this should be easy. I walked up to him and gave him a big kiss on the lips. There was a small scuffle but nobody really wanted to fight except me of course. So his religious friends puled him away and my friends did the same with me. My girlfriend of course was pissed claiming that I'm always starting shit. I tried explaining that I wasn't the one who was holding up a sign that said come fuck with me. She didn't buy it.
Damn hippies, I'm totally rooting for the Christians.shamrock said, September 29, 2008, 10:49:10 pmI walked up to him and gave him a big kiss on the lips.Oh man, that's awesome. I'd like to try that someday too because I like penisnothing beats irl-trolling.
shamrock said, September 29, 2008, 10:49:10 pmReminds me of last St. Patrick's I went to Savannah and of course they got a big parade and everyone is completely trashed. But there is always some ass with a religious sign. Now keep in mind I was trashed but this sign said all of the shit quote god hates. As I approached I was trying to think about what I could do to mess with this guy that's when I read the last thing on the list. It was fags. I though oh a homophobe this should be easy. I walked up to him and gave him a big kiss on the lips. There was a small scuffle but nobody really wanted to fight except me of course. So his religious friends puled him away and my friends did the same with me. My girlfriend of course was pissed claiming that I'm always starting shit. I tried explaining that I wasn't the one who was holding up a sign that said come fuck with me. She didn't buy it. I wasn't quite drunk enough to kiss the guy.Plus, I think he would have secretly enjoyed it.
LOL thanks guys.I've already heard all this shit from my friends who saw it happen. In fact anytime someone brings up gays I got to hear how I kissed a guy. Makes me wish I just punched him in the face. Hey I still think it was funny fuck you guys and my friends LOL
shamrock said, September 30, 2008, 01:03:29 amMakes me wish I just punched him in the face.That wouldn't have been half as funny.
Dude I wish that I was there! I would have messed with them so bad! I hate it when people think they can speak for god. Its so ridiculous. I was at a Barack Obama rally last weekend and those kind of people showed up. They were trying to condemn us to hell for our political affiliation. They said "you are gonna burn in hell!" "Barack Obama is the antichrist!" Come on people really? Then of course you had the prolifers out there saying we were trying to elect a murderer. This one had a sighn tha said "Christians dont abort babies!"That sighn seriously pissed me off. Dont even try to question my faith on wether or not I want to bring a child into the world. These are the type of people who use fear and intimidation to get their agenda across. Dont buy the crap they try to feed you.
If Obama is the Antichrist and the Antichrist is suppose to repeat the miracles and such that Jesus did to fool people that he is Jesus then wouldn't that make Jesus.........Black?OMG They have finally admitted it.
The Great and Powerful Oz said, September 30, 2008, 01:32:41 amJesus is native American. Well according to Joseph Smith. Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb....(<=== South Park reference)
Say What Again! said, September 30, 2008, 01:14:16 am They said "you are gonna burn in hell!" "Barack Obama is the antichrist!" nope.that would be bill gates.http://egomania.nu/gates.html
c00per's Lawyer said, September 30, 2008, 07:38:01 amwhy these things only happen in the US?you're all that bored guys?no, we're just dramawhores and nimrods.I just wanted an excuse to use the word nimrod.
Coming from you, that means alot.or it means nothingI'm not quite sure. It's 3 AM here, and I'm tired.
It depends on your thoughts of me, really. I tend to be respected by Oz and Titlin, and tolerated by Iced, Valodim and others.But then again, My name has no meaning here in the Guild. I'm just a dude who can teach people.
Really? Now I'm wondering why you never registered at the hall.Oh, nvm.I'm glad I'm in good terms with you.
shamrock said, September 29, 2008, 10:49:10 pmReminds me of last St. Patrick's I went to Savannah and of course they got a big parade and everyone is completely trashed. But there is always some ass with a religious sign. Now keep in mind I was trashed but this sign said all of the shit quote god hates. As I approached I was trying to think about what I could do to mess with this guy that's when I read the last thing on the list. It was fags. I though oh a homophobe this should be easy. I walked up to him and gave him a big kiss on the lips. There was a small scuffle but nobody really wanted to fight except me of course. So his religious friends puled him away and my friends did the same with me. My girlfriend of course was pissed claiming that I'm always starting shit. I tried explaining that I wasn't the one who was holding up a sign that said come fuck with me. She didn't buy it. I so love you right now. ...And no, not that kind you ninny.
c00per's Lawyer said, September 30, 2008, 07:38:01 amwhy these things only happen in the US?why? sounds fun.
