Orochi Gill said, October 26, 2009, 01:46:47 amI like how in two seconds I got to "You should be an Atheist"Hey it works!
I got athiest. However it lacks agnostic. I could apparently also be a wiccan if i skip the "tons of them" option.
I wouldn't mind being reincarnated, provided i got to remember this life in whatever i came back as. Which i would like to be a cat. Cos that way i don't have to work and can sleep all day.A bird of some sort would also be rather nice.
Cyanide said, October 26, 2009, 06:12:30 amA bird of some sort would also be rather nice.In which case I would probably end up eating you.
I should be a Buddhist. Now, I must rid my worldly attachments, and seek to be Buddha so that all may be clear. I will become the best Lama this life allows me to be!
I don't know what to believe anymore, i had the worst two months in my life and now i'm starting to think someone is punishing me for something or someone has put a curse on me. :|So now i don't know if i should believe on god, karma or witches.
Rajaa said, October 26, 2009, 07:06:39 amI should be a Buddhist. Now, I must rid my worldly attachments, and seek to be Buddha so that all may be clear. I will become the best Lama this life allows me to be!amida buddha! then the chinese government will hunt you down.
aLuCaRd_X said, October 26, 2009, 07:33:01 amI don't know what to believe anymore, i had the worst two months in my life and now i'm starting to think someone is punishing me for something or someone has put a curse on me. :|So now i don't know if i should believe on god, karma or witches.Believe in God, better insurance...
JEWISH?! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE. I SPENT MY PRECIOUS TIME FOR THIS BULLSHIT?!on the serious side, in fact, I took a more serious testParanormal 65% Buddhism 65% Paganism 60% Islam 60% agnosticism 60% Satanism 55% Hinduism50% , Confucianism 50% atheism 40% Christianity 35% Judaism 35%that means: fuck Christ, his stupid betrayer and those which don't believe them. To reach supernatural powers by meditation on the relationship between the forces of the self and the forces of the nature is better than fucking 72 virgins in the name of an evil motherfucker or a thousand videogame characters.that's mah faith man.
What, you want a more serious test?Herehttp://www.beliefnet.com/Entertainment/Quizzes/BeliefOMatic.aspxBut be warned, most everyone will fall under Unitarian Universalist at 100 percent, since they are a church that is something like a social club, accepting everyone and every faith, so you will probably have to ignore them to get to your result.Mine was Neo-paganism.
almost the same1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Mahayana Buddhism (93%)3. Neo-Pagan (92%)4. New Age (91%)5. Liberal Quakers (89%)6. Theravada Buddhism (83%)7. New Thought (81%) GO ANARCO-BUDDHA! lol
I got Atheist as well.And this:1. Theravada Buddhism (100%)2. Taoism (83%)3. Mahayana Buddhism (75%)4. Jainism (73%)5. Liberal Quakers (70%)6. Hinduism (66%)7. Neo-Pagan (66%)8. Secular Humanism (62%)9. Unitarian Universalism (62%)10. Sikhism (53%)11. Orthodox Quaker (46%)12. New Age (41%)13. Baha'i Faith (40%)14. Nontheist (40%)15. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (38%)16. Reform Judaism (35%)17. Seventh Day Adventist (31%)18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (26%)19. New Thought (26%)20. Scientology (26%)21. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (17%)22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (14%)23. Eastern Orthodox (8%)24. Islam (8%)25. Orthodox Judaism (8%)26. Roman Catholic (8%)27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)
my results :1. Liberal Quakers (100%)2. Jainism (92%)3. Sikhism (91%)4. Baha'i Faith (90%)5. Reform Judaism (90%)6. Unitarian Universalism (89%)7. Neo-Pagan (85%)8. Orthodox Quaker (83%)9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (82%)10. Mahayana Buddhism (82%)11. Islam (78%)12. Orthodox Judaism (78%)13. New Age (77%)14. Theravada Buddhism (70%)15. Secular Humanism (67%)16. Hinduism (67%)17. Scientology (63%)18. New Thought (59%)19. Taoism (59%)20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (58%)21. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (51%)22. Seventh Day Adventist (45%)23. Nontheist (40%)24. Eastern Orthodox (40%)25. Roman Catholic (40%)26. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (38%)27. Jehovah's Witness (35%)
1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%) 2. Orthodox Quaker (98%) 3. Reform Judaism (88%) 4. Liberal Quakers (86%) 5. Orthodox Judaism (82%) 6. Islam (78%) 7. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (75%) 8. Sikhism (75%) 9. Unitarian Universalism (75%) 10. Seventh Day Adventist (73%) 11. Baha'i Faith (70%) 12. Eastern Orthodox (64%) 13. Roman Catholic (64%) 14. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (58%) 15. Jehovah's Witness (50%) 16. Jainism (49%) 17. Hinduism (48%) 18. New Age (41%) 19. Secular Humanism (40%) 20. Neo-Pagan (39%) 21. New Thought (38%) 22. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (36%) 23. Scientology (35%) 24. Mahayana Buddhism (31%) 25. Nontheist (29%) 26. Theravada Buddhism (29%) 27. Taoism (27%)
So...1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Secular Humanism (98%)3. Liberal Quakers (89%)4. Theravada Buddhism (80%)5. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (77%)6. Neo-Pagan (73%)7. New Age (67%)8. Nontheist (66%)9. Mahayana Buddhism (63%)10. Reform Judaism (58%)11. Taoism (57%)12. Orthodox Quaker (53%)13. Scientology (50%)14. Jainism (47%)15. New Thought (47%)16. Baha'i Faith (45%)17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (41%)18. Sikhism (35%)19. Hinduism (31%)20. Islam (27%)21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (27%)22. Orthodox Judaism (27%)23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)24. Seventh Day Adventist (26%)25. Jehovah's Witness (18%)26. Eastern Orthodox (13%)27. Roman Catholic (13%) The other one got to the same result faster.
what's a unitarian universalism? lol 93% buddhist?1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Secular Humanism (95%)3. Theravada Buddhism (93%)4. Liberal Quakers (91%)5. Nontheist (87%)6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (84%)7. Neo-Pagan (81%)8. Mahayana Buddhism (77%)9. Orthodox Quaker (73%)10. Taoism (71%)11. Sikhism (71%)12. Reform Judaism (70%)13. Jainism (68%)14. New Age (67%)15. Baha'i Faith (62%)16. Hinduism (61%)17. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (61%)18. Scientology (61%)19. New Thought (60%)20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (58%)21. Seventh Day Adventist (58%)22. Islam (51%)23. Orthodox Judaism (51%)24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (48%)25. Jehovah's Witness (32%)26. Eastern Orthodox (29%)27. Roman Catholic (29%)
1. Mahayana Buddhism (100%) 2. Unitarian Universalism (93%) 3. Theravada Buddhism (92%) 4. Neo-Pagan (89%) 5. Hinduism (85%) 6. Jainism (83%) 7. Liberal Quakers (83%) 8. New Age (81%) 9. Taoism (80%) 10. Sikhism (75%) 11. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (65%) 12. Orthodox Quaker (63%) 13. Secular Humanism (60%) 14. Scientology (56%) 15. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (53%) 16. Baha'i Faith (52%) 17. Nontheist (52%) 18. New Thought (51%) 19. Reform Judaism (47%) 20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (43%) 21. Seventh Day Adventist (40%) 22. Orthodox Judaism (36%) 23. Islam (33%) 24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (31%) 25. Eastern Orthodox (20%) 26. Roman Catholic (20%) 27. Jehovah's Witness (15%)
Orochi Gill said, October 26, 2009, 01:46:47 amI like how in two seconds I got to "You should be an Atheist"Hey it works!You and me both, dude.
TSUKASA (´･ω･`) said, October 26, 2009, 01:40:51 pmwhat's a unitarian universalism? lol 93% buddhist?you can click any of those links and read them, but a unitarian universalism is basically a church group that is mostly about being a social group and beliefs come second or third.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secular_humanism
1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Theravada Buddhism (96%)3. Unitarian Universalism (96%)4. Nontheist (85%)5. Liberal Quakers (77%)6. Neo-Pagan (69%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (63%)8. Mahayana Buddhism (61%)9. Sikhism (58%)10. New Thought (55%)11. Taoism (52%)12. Hinduism (51%)13. Reform Judaism (51%)14. Scientology (51%)15. New Age (48%)16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (47%)17. Jainism (44%)18. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (39%)19. Baha'i Faith (36%)20. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (36%)21. Eastern Orthodox (36%)22. Islam (36%)23. Orthodox Judaism (36%)24. Orthodox Quaker (36%)25. Roman Catholic (36%)26. Jehovah's Witness (29%)27. Seventh Day Adventist (25%)
1. Baha'i Faith (100%) - hah, this is exactly what I believe.2. Reform Judaism (100%) 3. Liberal Quakers (93%) 4. Sikhism (89%) 5. SNKism (88%)
1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Unitarian Universalism (92%)3. Liberal Quakers (77%)4. Theravada Buddhism (72%)5. Nontheist (69%)6. Neo-Pagan (68%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)8. New Age (52%)9. Taoism (50%)10. Reform Judaism (44%)11. Mahayana Buddhism (43%)12. Orthodox Quaker (38%)13. Baha'i Faith (33%)14. Sikhism (33%)15. Scientology (32%)16. Jainism (31%)17. New Thought (30%)18. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (24%)19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (22%)20. Hinduism (22%)21. Seventh Day Adventist (17%)22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (16%)23. Eastern Orthodox (14%)24. Islam (14%)25. Orthodox Judaism (14%)26. Roman Catholic (14%)27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)WTF @ Quaker and that Christian one at top. Nontheist, Neo-Pagan, and Buddhist were good ones to get up there though.Also lol @ me doing this with Deicide - Blame it on God on
I got boring, generic Christian with the flowchart, and I got this with the serious one:1. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (100%)2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (89%)3. Jehovah's Witness (87%)4. Eastern Orthodox (81%)5. Roman Catholic (81%)6. Seventh Day Adventist (80%)7. Orthodox Quaker (78%)8. Orthodox Judaism (77%)9. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)10. Baha'i Faith (73%)11. Islam (73%)12. Liberal Quakers (52%)13. Sikhism (52%)14. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (49%)15. Hinduism (41%)16. Reform Judaism (39%)17. Jainism (36%)18. Unitarian Universalism (36%)19. Mahayana Buddhism (27%)20. Theravada Buddhism (25%)21. New Thought (24%)22. Scientology (19%)23. Neo-Pagan (18%)24. New Age (16%)25. Nontheist (15%)26. Secular Humanism (13%)27. Taoism (7%) Kinda neat, and pretty accurate I suppose!
I may have gotten boring, generic Christian.........but Bacon is Awesome!!1. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (100%)2. Liberal Quakers (92%)3. Unitarian Universalism (84%)4. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (75%)5. Baha'i Faith (68%)6. Nontheist (66%)7. Secular Humanism (66%)8. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (64%)9. Seventh Day Adventist (60%)10. Sikhism (59%)11. Orthodox Quaker (57%)12. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (56%)13. Reform Judaism (54%)14. Neo-Pagan (52%)15. Jehovah's Witness (49%) .........Ugh 16. Islam (43%)17. Orthodox Judaism (43%)18. Theravada Buddhism (43%)19. Eastern Orthodox (39%)20. Roman Catholic (39%)21. Taoism (39%)22. New Age (37%)23. Hinduism (35%)24. Mahayana Buddhism (35%)25. New Thought (34%)26. Jainism (33%)27. Scientology (30%)
1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Unitarian Universalism (98%)3. Liberal Quakers (90%)4. Neo-Pagan (88%)5. Theravada Buddhism (84%)6. New Age (76%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (72%)8. Nontheist (71%)9. Mahayana Buddhism (67%)10. Taoism (65%)11. Orthodox Quaker (61%)12. Reform Judaism (61%)13. Scientology (54%)14. New Thought (50%)15. Baha'i Faith (48%)16. Jainism (47%)17. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (45%)18. Sikhism (36%)19. Islam (33%)20. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (33%)21. Orthodox Judaism (33%)22. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (32%)23. Hinduism (32%)24. Seventh Day Adventist (29%)25. Jehovah's Witness (19%)26. Eastern Orthodox (16%)27. Roman Catholic (16%) as expected.
on the flowchart: Atheiston the serious one:1. Secular Humanism (100%)2. Unitarian Universalism (88%)3. Liberal Quakers (82%)4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (76%)5. Neo-Pagan (71%)6. Nontheist (65%)7. New Age (64%)8. Theravada Buddhism (64%)9. Reform Judaism (61%)10. Mahayana Buddhism (60%)11. Taoism (52%)12. Orthodox Quaker (49%)13. New Thought (48%)14. Scientology (48%)15. Sikhism (39%)16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (39%)17. Baha'i Faith (37%)18. Jainism (35%)19. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (26%)20. Hinduism (26%)21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (25%)22. Islam (22%)23. Orthodox Judaism (22%)24. Seventh Day Adventist (19%)25. Eastern Orthodox (17%)26. Roman Catholic (17%)27. Jehovah's Witness (14%) making it simple: Atheism one way or the other.
Cyan Paul said, October 26, 2009, 09:28:36 pmWhat do SNKists believe in?Reincarnation after bankrupcy, at the cost of some of the brilliance of the previous life.1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Secular Humanism (93%)3. Liberal Quakers (86%)4. Neo-Pagan (82%)5. Theravada Buddhism (79%)6. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (70%)7. New Age (70%)8. Mahayana Buddhism (69%)9. Nontheist (67%)10. Taoism (63%)11. Reform Judaism (59%)12. Scientology (57%)13. New Thought (53%)14. Orthodox Quaker (53%)15. Baha'i Faith (48%)16. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)17. Jainism (43%)18. Sikhism (40%)19. Hinduism (33%)20. Islam (29%)21. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (29%)22. Orthodox Judaism (29%)23. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (27%)24. Seventh Day Adventist (21%)25. Eastern Orthodox (14%)26. Roman Catholic (14%)27. Jehovah's Witness (11%)
So many are liberal quakers... What is it about? I keep thinking about a religion of first person shooting
i gotten jewish1. Jehovah's Witness (100%)2. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (89%)3. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (75%)4. Orthodox Judaism (73%)5. Baha'i Faith (72%)6. Islam (70%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (60%)8. Orthodox Quaker (55%)9. Jainism (53%)10. Seventh Day Adventist (51%)11. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (48%)12. Reform Judaism (47%)13. Eastern Orthodox (46%)14. Roman Catholic (46%)15. Liberal Quakers (44%)16. Sikhism (41%)17. Mahayana Buddhism (39%)18. Theravada Buddhism (38%)19. Unitarian Universalism (34%)20. Hinduism (31%)21. New Thought (31%)22. Scientology (29%)23. New Age (27%)24. Neo-Pagan (22%)25. Nontheist (18%)26. Secular Humanism (18%)27. Taoism (13%)Well not a big surprize here
QuoteDeath results in unconsciousness until, at the final judgment, God (or Christ) will raise the living righteous to heaven; resurrect and destroy the wicked on earth; return the righteous to a paradisal earth for eternity.Don't those christian answers feel very silly when they are expressed in a dry way like that?
Part of faith is that you dont question the sillyness of the words, you just fervently believe in them.
Doesn't really sound much more silly than explaining anything else that we don't fully understand.That and Iced's answer.
Quote1. Unitarian Universalism (100%)2. Neo-Pagan (94%)3. Liberal Quakers (91%)4. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (90%)5. Secular Humanism (86%)6. New Age (79%)7. Nontheist (73%)8. Reform Judaism (71%)9. Mahayana Buddhism (66%)10. Theravada Buddhism (66%)11. Taoism (64%)12. New Thought (54%)13. Baha'i Faith (52%)14. Scientology (51%)15. Sikhism (43%)16. Orthodox Quaker (39%)17. Orthodox Judaism (37%)18. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (37%)19. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (36%)20. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (32%)21. Eastern Orthodox (30%)22. Jainism (30%)23. Roman Catholic (30%)24. Islam (28%)25. Hinduism (24%)26. Seventh Day Adventist (24%)27. Jehovah's Witness (0%)I got find out what a Neo-Pagan is. Sounds like some bullshit from the Matrix. Quakers and the liberal Christian thing surprises me. I also like that the church that I'm confirmed in I only got 30%. At this point I should just stop saying I was even a Catholic.
the lists all feel like they are either in one order, or the reverse of that order with no other variation
1. Secular Humanism (100%)Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty2. Unitarian Universalism (97%)3. Theravada Buddhism (89%)4. Liberal Quakers (89%)5. Nontheist (73%)6. Taoism (72%)7. Mainline to Liberal Christian Protestants (71%)8. Neo-Pagan (69%)9. Mahayana Buddhism (65%)10. Orthodox Quaker (59%)11. New Age (58%)12. Jainism (55%)13. Reform Judaism (50%)14. Baha'i Faith (42%)15. Sikhism (40%)16. Scientology (37%)17. New Thought (35%)18. Hinduism (34%)19. Christian Science (Church of Christ, Scientist) (29%)20. Seventh Day Adventist (28%)21. Islam (24%)22. Mainline to Conservative Christian/Protestant (24%)23. Orthodox Judaism (24%)24. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints (Mormons) (23%)25. Eastern Orthodox (15%)26. Roman Catholic (15%)27. Jehovah's Witness (11%) I remember doing one of these and landing on some variation of Christianism even though I denied most of its core beliefs. This test seems better.
