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Dentist Pulls Out All Of Her Ex's Teeth (ended up being fake)
#1  April 30, 2012, 12:58:59 am
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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/04/28/dentist-pulls-all-exs-teeth-out_n_1461288.html?ncid=edlinkusaolp00000003
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Marek Olszewski (not pictured) got all his teeth pulled by his dentist ex-girlfriend, whom he'd just dumped.
Breaking up is never easy -- having 32 teeth ripped out is even worse.
A scorned dentist is facing jail time after surgically removing all of her ex-boyfriend's teeth after he dumped her, authorities in London said.
Marek Olszewski, 45, made the mistake of scheduling an appointment this week with his ex -- 34-year-old Anna Mackowiak -- for a toothache, according to the Daily Mail.
So Mackowiak allegedly did what any burned beau with a set of pliers and some anesthetic would do: she doped him up, pulled out all his teeth, and wrapped his head with bandages so he wouldn't notice until he left her office.
"I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions," she told the news site. "But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b-----d.'"
Olszewski could tell something was wrong when he awoke and couldn't feel any teeth in his mouth. But he said Mackowiak assured him that he'd be fine once the numbness wore off, NDTV reported.
"I didn't have any reason to doubt her -- I mean I thought she was a professional," he said.
He was wrong.
"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and I couldn't f--king believe it," he said. "The b--ch had emptied my mouth."
Worse, Olszewski's new girlfriend dumped him because, well, she couldn't date a man without any teeth, the Daily Telegraph reported.
Mackowiak is under investigation for medical malpractice and abusing the trust of a patient. She could face three years in jail for the alleged stunt. Olszewski plans on saving money to get "indents or something."

Not sure who is dumber the chick for doing this or the guy for scheduling a appointment after he dumped her.

Posting the good puns so no one else can.
- It's sad to see their relationship decay so horribly.
- He probably dumped her for not allowing him to explore all her cavities.
- From heartache to toothache.
- Something tells me she wanted to start with his wisdom teeth, but couldn't find them.
- Love bites.


It's fake shows over go home.
http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/vengeful-teeth-pulling-dentist-story-deemed-hoax-152703370.html

Last Edit: May 11, 2012, 10:55:09 pm by Girard
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#2  April 30, 2012, 01:00:33 am
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Jesus Christ what kind of douchebag could do something like that?
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#3  April 30, 2012, 01:02:02 am
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what i like most in this story is that his new girlfriend dumped him for being toothless.
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'douchebag' isn't even close to the word that applies to someone that would do that, we'd need a better word for it

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#5  April 30, 2012, 01:04:28 am
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#6  April 30, 2012, 01:04:39 am
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Reminds me of this one story I read where a tattoo artist found out his girlfriend was cheating on him, so when she had him do a tattoo on her back he drew a giant turd instead.

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#7  April 30, 2012, 01:06:50 am
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He probably shouldn't have brushed her off like that.
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#8  April 30, 2012, 01:07:57 am
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#10  April 30, 2012, 01:13:46 am
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Well, he should have known the drill.
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#11  April 30, 2012, 01:19:53 am
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that's what he gets for pulling out of the relationship
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Maybe he had his reasons
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Unfortunate for him he can't just grin and bear it but he can look on the bright side his smile will make people stop and notice and he is sure to save lots of money on toothpaste though i would brush up on my legal options.


that's what he gets for pulling out of the relationship
That's not denistry related?

Pulling as in getting a tooth pulled.

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#15  April 30, 2012, 01:30:25 am
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He should have seen there were floss in what he was doing.



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#16  April 30, 2012, 02:28:17 am
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Poor man... hope the dentures are strong enough to withstand the scorn of an angry ex-girlfriend dentist. :)
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#17  April 30, 2012, 02:35:09 am
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Ouch, that's gotta hurt.

And expensive. Replacing teeth like that isn't cheap.
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He should sue for the cost of the dentures.
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#19  April 30, 2012, 03:18:57 am
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since he broke up with her and his free dental care service, she thought it would be wise for him to never have toothache problem in the future as a farewell gift
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#20  April 30, 2012, 03:26:17 am
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- Something tells me she wanted to start with his wisdom teeth, but couldn't find them.
- He probably dumped her for not allowing him to explore all her cavities.
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#21  April 30, 2012, 05:49:46 am
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yeah, this guy's gonna get some good stuff from the nerve ending fairy at least

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#24  April 30, 2012, 06:17:38 am
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He's going to get a mouthful when he visits his mom's place.

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Looks like they bit off more than they could chew.

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looks like she got to the root of the problem
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#28  April 30, 2012, 06:39:42 am
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I have a bunch of various insults that I could call this bitch, but we'd be here all day if I listed them all.

Also you guys took all the good puns.
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There's no such thing as a good pun.
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At least this is a story about a failed relationship and not a brush with death.
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#32  April 30, 2012, 07:11:50 am
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That fuckin scumbag dentist biatch deserves to stay in Jail for much more than 3 years (and get tortured).
She get dumped so what ? That's life, Big deal...

This guy is gonna live a nightmare from now on. Hopefully he gets his teeth replaced soon enough but that ain't cheap as said before.

where is Dexter...
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#33  April 30, 2012, 07:13:06 am
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Get tortured? That's a bit extreme.
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#34  April 30, 2012, 07:20:12 am
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Ok tortured might be a bit too much  ;D
however
I have always been wondering how is jail a nightmare for women ?
They don't get rapped which is probably the worst part of being in jail so how is their life that bad ?

You can still study, work, watch tv etc in jail. You're locked up but you're not harmed.

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on the other side the guy's life is gonna be a pain everyday. He cannot even eat anything else than drink some stupid soup or some shit like that, he cannot smile, he is probably traumatised to a bad extent. he can't even get a partner...

I assume she will never be a dentist anymore in her life she deserves it.

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#35  April 30, 2012, 07:23:04 am
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Not being able to rap is in itself the biggest punishment.
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Ok tortured might be a bit too much  ;D
however
I have always been wondering how is jail a nightmare for women ?
They don't get rapped which is probably the worst part of being in jail so how is their life that bad ?

You can still study, work, watch tv etc in jail. You're locked up but you're not harmed.
So wait.

The only bad part about jail is being raped? That's the ONLY punishment?

on the other side the guy's life is gonna be a pain everyday. He cannot even eat anything else than drink some stupid soup or some shit like that, he cannot smile, he is probably traumatised to a bad extent. he can't even get a partner...
Are you aware of these fantastic little things called dentures???
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#37  April 30, 2012, 07:32:12 am
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I have a bunch of various insults that I could call this bitch, but we'd be here all day if I listed them all.

Also you guys took all the good puns.

I'm sure she Braced herself for the consequences.

Ok tortured might be a bit too much  ;D
however
I have always been wondering how is jail a nightmare for women ?
They don't get rapped which is probably the worst part of being in jail so how is their life that bad ?

You can still study, work, watch tv etc in jail. You're locked up but you're not harmed.

Women can still be raped in jail.

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#38  April 30, 2012, 07:35:43 am
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Are you aware of these fantastic little things called dentures???

 --; i completly forgot about that. That's good for him... I guess.

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The only bad part about jail is being raped? That's the ONLY punishment?

is it what I said ? No.
I was comparing her life with his life in terms of pain. But now that I think of the denture, the comparison is altered.

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Women can still be raped in jail.

 o_O - da fuck ? what do they do ? get pleasure from fisting their cell partner ? ...

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#39  April 30, 2012, 07:39:15 am
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Not really. The teeth still aren't yours and it's not the same.
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#40  April 30, 2012, 07:44:35 am
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You have a really unrealistic vision of jail if being raped is all you can think about, not to mention on the misconception that women wont rape each other.
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#41  April 30, 2012, 07:49:25 am
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"go down on me or i'll cut your throat"  --;
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No. "Take my fist up your hole because I own you." Rape is about power. Power is very important in prison.

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#45  April 30, 2012, 09:11:04 am
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One question I haven't seen asked yet, is what the guy might have done to get defanged in the first place.  One way or another, the dentist woman must have felt that he was indentured to her.
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#46  April 30, 2012, 09:22:52 am
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There's no justification for her behavior. Him being a bastard is not an excuse to take all of his teeth out against his will.
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As retaliation, he should circumcise her with no anesthesia, and with his mouth. >:)
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#48  April 30, 2012, 09:31:33 am
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some people are very scared of dentists. I guess that sort of story wouldn't reinsure them  :-X

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#49  April 30, 2012, 09:35:10 am
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Him being a bastard
That's all we know. I can't believe she pulled out all his teeth based only on an arbitrary opinion that he was a bastard; something else had to have happened beforehand.

Besides, if I broke up with a dentist on bad terms, I sure as hell wouldn't trust her around me while knocked out, regardless of how professional she might be.
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Even if he cheated on her and made her look like the worst person in the world, if he didn't physically touch her, then she has no justification for pulling his teeth out.

In fact, the very act of him going back to her means he probably thought that they ended on good terms. She was obviously the one with the grudge, and she couldn't control her emotions so she drugged the man and pulled his teeth out so he would have to face the humiliation of not having a full set of teeth.

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#51  April 30, 2012, 09:52:17 am
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if he didn't physically touch her
And again, all we have that says he didn't is speculation.  If there's something concrete I'm missing that says he didn't beat her, fine, but I'm deferring judgment until / if the full story breaks.
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#52  April 30, 2012, 11:05:18 am
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I wonder what kind of dumbfuck would beat up a girl or something, dump her, and then make a dentist appointment with her expecting her to be "professional".
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#53  April 30, 2012, 01:46:40 pm
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I'm wondering the same thing.
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#54  April 30, 2012, 02:35:20 pm
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she hoped he will come back to her, because only a dentist can love and fix a toothless man.
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I knew there was something fishy about it.
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#59  May 12, 2012, 04:50:14 am
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On a side note, whenever an American brings up flouride in the water as a conspiracy theory, I can't help but wonder how fucked up peoples' teeth could be without it.
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