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For the males and Females: how you get them?
#1  January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 am
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im a fucking failure at sex and on how to get a girlfriend, because im like a fucking alien, hahahahah


but, the important, important issue in wich i have created this topic is based on another thing much more usual, and common:

i would like you to share how you have met your "best" boyfriend or best girlfriend. Can you share the best moments of your human experience????.

please dont be afraid of posting your opinion because all opinions counts here.
Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 01:55:15 am by Deoxyan

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#2  January 10, 2009, 01:24:47 am
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I'm 24 (nearly 25)  years old, and most of the chicks that want to be with me are from 15 or 16 years...

why? cause all the people told me that I look like a boy of 17 hahahaha...So I'm not that lucky with girls, and I'm not an abusive guy who hang out with 16 years girls....

but I always say, when I get 40, I will look like a guy of 25, and I will have a great time with chiks

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#3  January 10, 2009, 01:41:49 am
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you look like a guy of your age. Pero coño!!!, tu tienes novia!!!!???, como llegaste a tenerrla?

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#4  January 10, 2009, 01:46:01 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 am
im a fucking failure at sex and on how to get a girlfriend, because im like a fucking alien, hahahahah


but, the important, important issue in wich i have created this topic is based on another thing much more usual, and common:

im half afraid of saying this and then having you quoting me to no end, so i will just say it in one go.

You alienate people around you with your constant over analysis of everything and constant fear-mongering basing your personal views out of conspiration theorems in foruns, now, if you are anything like that in your personal life, which i will presume you are since you said you are like a fucking alien, that would explain the hardship into getting people to connect with you at an emotional level.
 Relationships are hard to form with people that feel so strongly about the world around them that they can never put the tinfoil hat down. It makes them rise their defenses faster and be less likely to associate emotion towards you.

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#5  January 10, 2009, 01:49:25 am
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Iced the 8Ball said, January 10, 2009, 01:46:01 am
Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 am
im a fucking failure at sex and on how to get a girlfriend, because im like a fucking alien, hahahahah


but, the important, important issue in wich i have created this topic is based on another thing much more usual, and common:

im half afraid of saying this and then having you quoting me to no end, so i will just say it in one go.

You alienate people around you with your constant over analysis of everything and constant fear-mongering basing your personal views out of conspiration theorems in foruns, now, if you are anything like that in your personal life, which i will presume you are since you said you are like a fucking alien, that would explain the hardship into getting people to connect with you at an emotional level.
 Relationships are hard to form with people that feel so strongly about the world around them that they can never put the tinfoil hat down. It makes them rise their defenses faster and be less likely to associate emotion towards you.

sub-zero: you have derrailed this topic to troll my non- agressive topic.

Zero: i feel like an alien here.

First: you have to understand this: not every person lives life, as you do.

Second: don´t feel guilty, of living the life you live, I encourage that, WTF, don´t feel guilty, of being what you are!.

Third: I don´t want to be harsh to you: so you have a girlfriend?, if so, how did you get her?.


that´s all, man.
Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 02:00:56 am by Deoxyan

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#6  January 10, 2009, 01:57:06 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:41:49 am
you look like a guy of your age. Pero coño!!!, tu tienes novia!!!!???, como llegaste a tenerrla?

let's say... you are the second dude who told me I look of 24 years, over...at least 50 that have told me I look like 17 (I was told it twice in less than an hour the last sunday)...

just take a look to my myspace and you will notice most of the girls that talk with me are a lot younger... I know most of them.

I don't have a girlfriend, I used to have one, but mmmhhh, naaah wasn't my kind of girl, and she was the one who started all.

let's say I'm kinda strange and unique, hahaha...

and again, just think about this... most of the people on the street call me "scissor hands" hahaha...that's how strange I'm... but at least he is hot for a lot of girls, so right now I feel better about that

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#7  January 10, 2009, 01:59:27 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:49:25 am
Third: I don´t want to be harsh to you: so you have a girlfriend?, if so, how did you get her?.


that´s all, man.

Had until recently, not my first either, we met through faculty, we found each other interested in one another and started going out together, eventually started dating.

Im single now.

Ohsky

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#8  January 10, 2009, 02:05:08 am
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nio said, January 10, 2009, 01:57:06 am
Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:41:49 am
you look like a guy of your age. Pero coño!!!, tu tienes novia!!!!???, como llegaste a tenerrla?

let's say... you are the second dude who told me I look of 24 years, over...at least 50 that have told me I look like 17 (I was told it twice in less than an hour the last sunday)...

just take a look to my myspace and you will notice most of the girls that talk with me are a lot younger... I know most of them.

I don't have a girlfriend, I used to have one, but mmmhhh, naaah wasn't my kind of girl, and she was the one who started all.

let's say I'm kinda strange and unique, hahaha...

and again, just think about this... most of the people on the street call me "scissor hands" hahaha...that's how strange I'm... but at least he is hot for a lot of girls, so right now I feel better about that

xD





for the pics i have seen of you you look the age you have, thast´s all. 24 or 25, 26 .....


Iced the 8Ball said, January 10, 2009, 01:59:27 am
Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:49:25 am
Third: I don´t want to be harsh to you: so you have a girlfriend?, if so, how did you get her?.


that´s all, man.

Had until recently, not my first either, we met through faculty, we found each other interested in one another and started going out together, eventually started dating.

Im single now.

yeah that happens very frequently, that way of metting the girl, or man you want.

I ask myseklf why that, havent never happened, and im neraly 30 yrs old; yeah, im only complaining,

The spirit makes a huge difference. And that difference is very painful.


But, to be able to do so, to really connect, is awesome,. >:-)
Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 02:11:58 am by Deoxyan

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#9  January 10, 2009, 03:32:04 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 am
i would like you to share how you have met your "best" boyfriend or best girlfriend. Can you share the best moments of your human experience?
Well, I've realized rarely a woman shows interest right away, or at least they're not very vocal about it. As a man you always have to make the first move, show interest by starting a conversation without necessarily looking desperate. Small talk, be friendly, and smile a lot - you give smile, you get smile, a virtuous circle starts and it can only go up from there.

I was not very popular with girls until I stopped acting like an introvert. But the process isn't just 1. INTROVERT 2. EXTROVERT. You need to have a transition period where you see how other people interact, analyze, trial and error, understand the principles of small talk, to be interested but playing it cool (not too cool to look indifferent, not too interested to end up looking like a stalker). Right now, since my first girlfriend when I was 17, I've had 5 official relationships, being 2 very shortlived (1 month dating, 4 months as bf-gf) 3 meaninful ones (10 months, 1.5 years, current 9 months) and 4 casual encounters. I've always acted the same, if it was shortlived or casual it was because the both of us cam to the conclusion that just liking someone isn't enough to be together, no need to lie to yourself, so you just split your ways, no hard feelings. After you're already in, the key is to be honest and demand the same, discuss what you feel because things never fix themselves up.

That's in general, I don't feel like getting too specific right now. I hope it helps.
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#10  January 10, 2009, 03:32:29 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 am
i would like you to share how you have met your "best" boyfriend or best girlfriend. Can you share the best moments of your human experience?
Well, I've realized rarely a woman shows interest right away, or at least they're not very vocal about it. As a man you always have to make the first move, show interest by starting a conversation without necessarily looking desperate. Small talk, be friendly, and smile a lot - you give smile, you get smile, a virtuous circle starts and it can only go up from there.

I was not very popular with girls until I stopped acting like an introvert. But the process isn't just 1. INTROVERT 2. EXTROVERT. You need to have a transition period where you see how other people interact, analyze, trial and error, understand the principles of small talk, to be interested but playing it cool (not too cool to look indifferent, not too interested to end up looking like a stalker). Right now, since my first girlfriend when I was 17, I've had 5 official relationships, being 2 very shortlived (1 month dating, 4 months as bf-gf) 3 meaninful ones (10 months, 1.5 years, current 9 months). The key after you're already in is to be honest and demand the same, discuss what you feel because things never fix themselves up.

That's in general, I don't feel like getting too specific right now. I hope it helps.

it wont help, you are teaching the mechanics on how not to be ourselves.... that´s pretty sad.

But not only because of you, it´s only because of what you have to become to achieve something, indeed.

It´s also sad because most of the chicks who will fit inside your playground will be like lifeless carcasses from my perspective. but, that´s what i have just said, my perspective.

You then, have two options, sell your soul for love, "love"; and feel your soul in harmony with the universe.

this is not a joke.
Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 03:38:19 am by Deoxyan

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#11  January 10, 2009, 03:38:39 am
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it wont help, you are teaching the mechanics on how not to be ourselves.... that´s pretty sad.

But not only because of you, it´s only because of what you have to become to achieve something, indeed.

You then, have two options, sell your soul for love, and feel your soul in harmony with the universe.

this is not a joke.

Or you can help meld your soul into that of a happier, more personable individual.  I was and am still a huge introvert, but I simply got a case of luck and someone found me.  They thought I absolutely hated them initially, because I had no social skills whatsoever.  I had to alter the way I acted and thought in order to appeal to this person and showed them I cared.
You may want people to open up to you, but you need to do the same for them. 
Two introverts are never going to meet because they're too shy to talk to each other.  Both have to take the stand and open themselves up to the other.

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#12  January 10, 2009, 03:43:37 am
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eauxlune said, January 10, 2009, 03:38:39 am
Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 03:32:29 am

it wont help, you are teaching the mechanics on how not to be ourselves.... that´s pretty sad.

But not only because of you, it´s only because of what you have to become to achieve something, indeed.

You then, have two options, sell your soul for love, and feel your soul in harmony with the universe.

this is not a joke.
Or you can help meld your soul into that of a happier, more personable individual.  I was and am still a huge introvert, but I simply got a case of luck and someone found me.  They thought I absolutely hated them initially, because I had no social skills whatsoever.  I had to alter the way I acted and thought in order to appeal to this person.
You may want people to open up to you, but you need to do the same for them. 
Two introverts are never going to meet because they're too shy to talk to each other.  Both have to take the stand and open themselves up to the other.

the human drama is about people needing to merge with others to be themselves.


That´s a fallacy; we are ourselves no matter what, no matter if we are, or not, recognized by the other, others, human beings.

 Our blindness, is our fault, our lack, as an species, our great fail, our stupidity.


The only way to fix ourselves is to realize were there are wrong things to be fixed.

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#13  January 10, 2009, 03:48:28 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 03:43:37 am
the human drama is about people needing to merge with others to be themselves.

That´s a fallacy; we are ourselves no matter what, no matter if we are, or not, recognized by the other, others, human beings, that is our fault, our lack, as an species, our great fail, our stupidity.

So you're essentially saying people can never change.  I'd highly have to disagree.  You're oversimplifying immensely.  Pavlov's study showed that not only can creatures change their instinctual actions through a special thing called "learning."  We learn facts and expand our knowledge, we learn behaviors from those around us and emulate them unconsciously.  With this, we also have the ability to change our selfishness and our flaws.

Someone who hides away is unlikely to find a partner because they aren't offering in return.  To say "I'm not going to stop being who I am because I can't.  Someone should approach me instead" is a selfish statement.

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#14  January 10, 2009, 03:52:20 am
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where you see how other people interact, analyze, trial and error, understand the principles of small talk,
actually Im stuck in this part and fell in love with it because it's more interesting than the transitory relationships
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#15  January 10, 2009, 03:56:24 am
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I've always been an outgoing guy so most of my experience with girls was through trail and error.

Some things I've learned.

Girls don't care how you look or dress, I've met many a girl, that I had a relationship with, at my worst looking moments. I seem to have better luck when I was out drinking all night, woke up, ran to work late without a shower, worked hard with my hands under a hot sun, and then went to the bar with the guys I work with smelling and looking like strait ass. At those moments it seems, I am my most attractive.

Girls want you to be confident not act confident. I say this so people don't try to go around acting confident because some one told them to do so. You want to find yourself and become truly confident in who you are. If you're a nice guy, be confident that you are a nice guy. If you are like me, an asshole, then be confident that you are an asshole.

You must talk to girls, girls will not talk to you. It really doesn't matter what you say, just walk up and start talking. They will either talk back and love it or they will become a raging bitch.

Remember that it's a numbers game, don't not talk to the next girl because the last one was a cunt when you were talking to her.

Don't be afraid to talk to the pretty ones, no one talks to them so they will be very happy to talk to you and you might get to fuck them. Just don't talk about how pretty they are, because when people talk to them, that's what they talk about.

Girls need to feel like they are the only ones in the world, so make sure you look them dead in the face. Here's a trick, when they are talking about shit that you could care less about, stare at the part of skin between their eyes. They will think you give a shit because you are looking them in the eye, but you are not really so it's stops some of the weirdness you might feel while looking at something as complicated as an eyeball.

Ask them lots of questions about them. they love talking about themselves and don't give a fuck about talking about you.

Be funny, everyone has a way of being funny, do what makes you funny. Even if it's a three stooges stick. Girls love confident dorks so don't worry if you really are funny.

Just like talking, girls will not kiss first, but you have to make them think they did. This is an art that has many variations.

But it sounds like your question is about meeting the right girl. The right girl means different things to different folks. Mine just happen to be a bar fly that can talk as much as I, and is smarter than me. So I got lucky because I hang out where bar flies hang out. Just took me awhile to find one smarter than me and that shouldn't have been very hard to do.

So in short, you have to talk to girls, lots of them, untill you find one crazy enough to give you time of day.

P.S. If you think finding a girl is hard, wait till you have to live with one. Holly fuck!

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#16  January 10, 2009, 03:57:03 am
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Hmm . . . 2 kinda serious relationships (with some minor unimportant ones), single now. I met them almost the usual way, you know, school or whatever place you go several days a week and share with the femine in question. Just that they both (the serious ones) showed interest in me before i even realize they were sending "signals" or the like. Yeah, i'm not the most sensitive person in the world so it's not my fault.
Usually i am a lone wolf for the general person, but when in small groups (doesn't matter if they include women or not) i'm pretty much one of the focuses of attention. I'm very funny (in a fast/incisive way) IRL so that helps a lot. Anyway i always have problems when "going too deep" . . . i'm a living paradox. As i said i'm a lone wolf but at the same time when people break that first wall and i "open" they apparently find reasons to stay. I read a lot and i'm obviously a "study" kind of person, yet i'm one of the few people i know that drink whisky "puro" and i'm a hell of a partyboy. Also i really enjoy listening metal and bashing popular music (which 90% of the times is what girls likes) haha

To answer the topic title: I don't. It just happens. And if for some reason it won't happen again in my lifetime, it's alright i guess.

shamrock said, January 10, 2009, 03:56:24 am
Ask them lots of questions about them. they love talking about themselves and don't give a fuck about talking about you.
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#17  January 10, 2009, 03:58:07 am
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You want to know how to meet people?
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 03:32:29 am
it wont help, you are teaching the mechanics on how not to be ourselves.... that´s pretty sad.

To stop being anti social and to actually make an effort to know others is not to "SELL OUT" or change who you are, its to recognize that others need effort put into them in order to give back effort.

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But not only because of you, it´s only because of what you have to become to achieve something, indeed.

It´s also sad because most of the chicks who will fit inside your playground will be like lifeless carcasses from my perspective. but, that´s what i have just said, my perspective.

Even if they are uninteresting, to act towards another human being with such an attitude makes you unpleasant for anyone with some empathy.

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You then, have two options, sell your soul for love, "love"; and feel your soul in harmony with the universe.
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the human drama is about people needing to merge with others to be themselves.

That´s a fallacy; we are ourselves no matter what, no matter if we are, or not, recognized by the other, others, human beings.
Thats a fallacy in itself, you dont need to merge with others to be yourself, but you need to have a standing viewpoint from outside to recognize your identity better, you get a better sense of who you are when you  have others with whom to share your time, the human being is essentially a social animal.



People recognize effort, fake attempts to bring depth and the scent of those that are amazed at their own ability to produce deeper thought.
That we can rationalize is not an amazing task, nor should we not expect it from others.

You ask how to meet people, here is how, make an effort towards them and they might or not make an effort back, rinse and repeat, your personality isnt compromised, but you got to realize which kinds of actions you take that are frowned upon by others.
Changing is not giving up, its evolving, in all my years I never compromised who I was essentially and I have met people of all faiths and types, from artists to coders , from club addicts to philosophers... from writers to potheads... You need to know how not to judge and give a chance, even if they seem like "LIFELESS CARCASSES"... effort attracts effort.

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#19  January 10, 2009, 04:04:38 am
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the best way to succeed with a woman, in my case, is to be myself openly, what shamrock said "be confident in yourself"; that´s what i have done in many years; but, why i haven´t got any gf?, im an alien, sorry.

All the occassions i reject them, im an alien, sorry, hahahaa. I though if i was gay or something, but, sadly, im not. Im still enjoy fucking with girls.

the real trick to do everything with a girl is to treat that girl as a human being: with respect; to SPEAK, to be brave to tell the truth. then all u imagine with her or him will be possible. And will be, because it will be considered an act of respect rather than the opposite, wich will bring trust to make anything no matter if its something nor related to any kind of commitment.

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#20  January 10, 2009, 04:07:57 am
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Oh that's the problem you respect them.

That shit never works.

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#21  January 10, 2009, 04:08:25 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:04:38 am
the best way to succeed with a woman, in my case, is to be myself openly, what shamrock said "be confident in yourself"; that´s what i have done in many years; but, why i haven´t got any gf?, im an alien, sorry.
Because of your reactions, you arent reacting like you would to someone you consider an equal.

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All the occassions i reject them, im an alien, sorry, hahahaa. I though if i was gay or something, but, sadly, im not. Im still enjoy fucking with girls.
You can be picky, im picky, doesnt make me an alien.

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the real trick to do everything with a girl is to treat that girl as a human being: with respect. then all u imagine with her or him will be possible.
Honestly man, those things shouldnt even be a trick, they should come naturally, that aint the tricky part at all... thats the thing you do for people around you, then you go deeper for friends and deeper yet for lovers.



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but you are not really so it's stops some of the weirdness you might feel while looking at something as complicated as an eyeball.
This makes me laugh muchly. I have no idea why.


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#24  January 10, 2009, 04:12:52 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:04:38 am
the best way to succeed with a woman, in my case, is to be myself openly, what shamrock said "be confident in yourself"; that´s what i have done in many years; but, why i haven´t got any gf?, im an alien, sorry.

All the occassions i reject them, im an alien, sorry, hahahaa. I though if i was gay or something, but, sadly, im not. Im still enjoy fucking with girls.

the real trick to do everything with a girl is to treat that girl as a human being: with respect. then all u imagine with her or him will be possible.
Let me get this straight: So you're a dick who wants more girls to fuck with.  You want someone as a girlfriend, yet you reject girls constantly.  You're confident with yourself, but look down upon yourself in the same note.



wat?

Cyanide said, January 10, 2009, 04:09:01 am
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but you are not really so it's stops some of the weirdness you might feel while looking at something as complicated as an eyeball.
This makes me laugh muchly. I have no idea why.

I totally agree.  I actually have fun watching the intricate motions of my girlfriend's eyes, but just the way shamrock words it is hilarious.


Rikard said, January 10, 2009, 04:09:37 am
I've met my girlfriend through a chatroom by chatting randomly and found out we live a few blocks away when I made fun of the name of a local who was running as mayor. Now we've been together for 4 years and I couldn't be happier.

Not laughing at all, that's freaking awesome.  I met my girlfriend by being hit violently on the head with a binder.  Meeting on a chatroom would've been much less painful.

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#25  January 10, 2009, 04:13:54 am
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i know just one wonderful thing: if im not succeding with women, it´s my fault. BUT, if it´s my fault, it´s, now, only because i allowed it to be.

that sounds and FEELS really good because it´s my truth.

Everyone has a truth.

There are things outside your mind that you don´t understand.
Last Edit: January 10, 2009, 04:18:46 am by Deoxyan

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#26  January 10, 2009, 04:17:52 am
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what you are doing right now is like inviting someone to lunch at your house, then you start bragging and talking bullshit while that person is eating, which will be received as you distracting them from their lunch and willing them just to pay attention to you like there is no tomorrow as if you are the point which the world revolves around


not to say that it's the same feeling, but can be classed in the category of the same shit



and that eyeball thing cracked me up
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Well you just proved to be sad indeed.
#27  January 10, 2009, 04:20:10 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:13:54 am
i know just one wonderful thing: if im not succeding with women, it´s my fault.
BUT, if it´s my fault, it´s, now, only because i allowed it to be.

that sounds and FEELS really good because it´s my truth.

I HAVE A said, January 10, 2009, 04:01:23 am
You must be a very sad and incomplete individual if you just understand you're lacking in different areas and you just decide to bask in being flawed and incapable of relating to other individuals.

It's part of human nature to gather with others to survive, since we're very fragile physically.
In a primitive society, those who don't socialize even if in a primitive way, are bound to perish.
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Re: For the males and Females: how you get them?
#28  January 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am
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i will just stay to see why any of you are better than i am in any sense, i will try to stay and see, patience is a gift. Until i get bored, usually, very quickly. Remember you are trying to put me down, so you try and try and try to put that right. Dónt u have anything better to do?.

dont waste your time, im invincible; at least, not by your methods.

and they end up calling me a troll.... wtf
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#29  January 10, 2009, 04:26:21 am
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Didn't we ban you once for this sort of shit? Don't ask for help, or pour out a sob story, then reject everything you get told because it's "not you" If you don't want to hear that sort of thing don't make a topic in the first place.


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It's simple.
#30  January 10, 2009, 04:27:54 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am
i will just stay to see why any of you are better than i am in any sense. Until i get bored, usually, very quickly.
We make an effort because we want to achive a goal.
You make no effort and wonder why you've achieved nothing.

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Remember you are trying to put me down.
If I understand this correctly and you're just toying with us (me) to get us (me) angry, I'll make sure to push the button on you myself.
"We live in a world of perpetual outrage"

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#31  January 10, 2009, 04:28:58 am
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This is funny because while I was reading, "Cry me a River" just came on and I hate that song.

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#32  January 10, 2009, 04:29:43 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am
so you try and try and try to put that right. Dónt u have anything better to do?.
Actually I do, my GF is waiting for me to go have dinner.

I just stayed for a bit longer to see if you were seriously trying to make a reasonable discussion.
Right now I'm just pissed off, and I'll let someone else take care of this (ICED, BAN HIM PLZ KTHANKS)
"We live in a world of perpetual outrage"

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#33  January 10, 2009, 04:32:43 am
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your problem is that you cannot handle an opinion that don´t agrees with yours, who is crying in mass here?; look, im only one here, but you, how many?, shut up then, don´t call to moderation issues whenever you are not happy with what you read, this is all that´s left, ignore it.

i thank you for your opinions, no matter what i have said of them, that´s all, that´s why i have made this thread in the first place, but also i made it to discuss them all, and to people discusse mine without me calling me names or threatening me with mod things.

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#34  January 10, 2009, 04:34:16 am
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#35  January 10, 2009, 04:34:54 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am
i will just stay to see why any of you are better than i am in any sense, i will try to stay and see, patience is a gift. Until i get bored, usually, very quickly. Remember you are trying to put me down, so you try and try and try to put that right. Dónt u have anything better to do?.

dont waste your time, im invincible; at least, not by your methods.

Let's see, for one, a few of us actually put forth time and effort to try and assist YOU in your endeavors.  In return, we received you, being a troll.

Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:32:43 am
your problem is that you cannot handle an opinion that don´t agrees with yours, who is crying in mass here?; look, im only one here, but you, how many?, shut up then, don´t call to moderation issues whenever you are not happy with what you read, this is all that´s left, ignore it.

Not only is this a pot calling the kettle black, but it's absolutely ridiculous.  You had people trying to HELP you.  Yes, people actually were willing to HELP.  You turned around and started being arrogant, flicking off every inch of advice, as if you were some higher force and needed celestial advice.  


Here's my final piece of advice to you about women: Stop being a prick.

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#36  January 10, 2009, 04:36:50 am
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No, be a prick, that works.

Just don't be a prick and then cry about how everyone is calling you one after. That's not a prick, that's just crying.

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#37  January 10, 2009, 04:37:57 am
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eauxlune said, January 10, 2009, 04:34:54 am
Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:24:37 am
i will just stay to see why any of you are better than i am in any sense, i will try to stay and see, patience is a gift. Until i get bored, usually, very quickly. Remember you are trying to put me down, so you try and try and try to put that right. Dónt u have anything better to do?.

dont waste your time, im invincible; at least, not by your methods.

Let's see, for one, a few of us actually put forth time and effort to try and assist YOU in your endeavors.  In return, we received you, being a troll.

Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:32:43 am
your problem is that you cannot handle an opinion that don´t agrees with yours, who is crying in mass here?; look, im only one here, but you, how many?, shut up then, don´t call to moderation issues whenever you are not happy with what you read, this is all that´s left, ignore it.

Not only is this a pot calling the kettle black, but it's absolutely ridiculous.  You had people trying to HELP you.  Yes, people actually were willing to HELP.  You turned around and started being arrogant, flicking off every inch of advice, as if you were some higher force and needed celestial advice.  


Here's my final piece of advice to you about women: Stop being a prick.

lol, what game are you playing, im not trying to create a cult over my opinion. Just to share my opinion, wich i see is a dangerous issue. So you insult me.


You people are addict to drama, enjoy saying how faulty are the others than you, and all that shit. How wonderful you are.


over time i have found im right, for your information.

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#38  January 10, 2009, 04:41:39 am
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Shit man, I was actually trying to aid you and talk to you person to person, and you pull that "no one is right everyone is wrong" tech? and the whole "better than" thing?
What the hell for.
No wonder people wont take their time to talk with you life, even on mild conversation on a thread you yourself made you are like this!
I have a sad now.

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#39  January 10, 2009, 04:42:59 am
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Iced the 8Ball said, January 10, 2009, 04:41:39 am
Shit man, I was actually trying to aid you and talk to you person to person, and you pull that "no one is right everyone is wrong" tech? and the whole "better than" thing?
What the hell for.
No wonder people wont take their time to talk with you life, even on mild conversation on a thread you yourself made you are like this!
I have a sad now.

you don´t even know what the fuck you are talking about, but thanks for your contribution.

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#40  January 10, 2009, 04:47:23 am
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Deoxyan said, January 10, 2009, 04:37:57 am


lol, what game are you playing, im not trying to create a cult over my opinion. Just to share my opinion, wich i see is a dangerous issue. So you insult me.


You people are addict to drama, enjoy saying how faulty are the others than you, and all that shit. How wonderful you are.


over time i have found im right, for your information.


Narcissism describes the trait of excessive self-love, based on self-image or ego.
The term is derived from the Greek mythology of Narcissus. Narcissus was a handsome Greek youth who rejected the desperate advances of the nymph Echo. As punishment, he was doomed to fall in love with his own reflection in a pool of water. Unable to consummate his love, Narcissus pined away and changed into the flower that bears his name, the narcissus.


Narcissus by Caravaggio
A Boeotian hero whose archaic myth was a cautionary tale warning boys against being cruel to their lovers.
In psychology and psychiatry, excessive narcissism is recognized as a severe personality dysfunction or personality disorder, most characteristically Narcissistic personality disorder, also referred to as NPD.

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#41  January 10, 2009, 05:01:53 am
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#42  January 10, 2009, 05:15:27 am
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For the males and Females: how you get them?
By not being ugly.

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#43  January 10, 2009, 05:16:34 am
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#44  January 10, 2009, 05:33:51 am
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#45  January 10, 2009, 05:34:43 am
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c001357 said, January 10, 2009, 05:01:53 am
Where is JNP ? This is creeping me out...
LOL Hello.

Will I be adding to the creepiness or taking away from it? :P

@Oshky: From what I have read it seems you already have all the answers. You have everything figured out. All the pieces of the logic puzzle are all snug as a bug in a rug. So what's the problem?

Okay, um.... you are an alien? Like an illegal non US citizen alien or a tentacle one with 3 eyes and purple skin?

How do you get girls? Not sure for you. Since you already have all the answers.

Me? I'm probably as picky or more-so than you are. Heck, I get turned off by seeing a girl take a puff of a cigarette or if they have a tattoo. I get turned off if I think they dress a bit trashy, sleezy, or easy. Less skin is more when I look for a female.

Imitating other people's actions doesn't take away your individuality. And I am NOT telling you this as an "I am better than you know it all - conform or else" I'm saying this as (from what I can tell) a logical fact of human life. Everyone's life is based on imitations and building upon those imitations in your own unique manner.

You typing on a keyboard imitates me, walt, SolBadguyZ, Rajaaboy, etc
Walking, you had to imitate.
Don't think of things that you have to learn or work towards as something that is CHANGING YOU. Because (and this is a big IMO) I think someone that wishes to never change is a very simple person. Not calling you SIMPLE.... please do not take my context in a negative light. More so of a person that may have went through a similar period of time as you.
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What I'm getting as is that you have to grow in a manner you think will lead you to your goals. I am a very "balanced" person in my book. I am not very decisive and I try to look at both sides of a given situation with way WAY too much emphasis. Many times I see both sides so well trying to balance pros and cons I can't seem to make a choice. So my goals in life are just as open.
I haven't a real set path to focus on.

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My 2 cents... dissect it away and have fun =D

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#47  January 10, 2009, 07:39:12 am
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Just No Point said, January 10, 2009, 06:03:32 am
c001357 said, January 10, 2009, 05:01:53 am
Where is JNP ? This is creeping me out...
LOL Hello.

Will I be adding to the creepiness or taking away from it? :P

@Oshky: From what I have read it seems you already have all the answers. You have everything figured out. All the pieces of the logic puzzle are all snug as a bug in a rug. So what's the problem?

Okay, um.... you are an alien? Like an illegal non US citizen alien or a tentacle one with 3 eyes and purple skin?

How do you get girls? Not sure for you. Since you already have all the answers.

Me? I'm probably as picky or more-so than you are. Heck, I get turned off by seeing a girl take a puff of a cigarette or if they have a tattoo. I get turned off if I think they dress a bit trashy, sleezy, or easy. Less skin is more when I look for a female.

Imitating other people's actions doesn't take away your individuality. And I am NOT telling you this as an "I am better than you know it all - conform or else" I'm saying this as (from what I can tell) a logical fact of human life. Everyone's life is based on imitations and building upon those imitations in your own unique manner.

You typing on a keyboard imitates me, walt, SolBadguyZ, Rajaaboy, etc
Walking, you had to imitate.
Don't think of things that you have to learn or work towards as something that is CHANGING YOU. Because (and this is a big IMO) I think someone that wishes to never change is a very simple person. Not calling you SIMPLE.... please do not take my context in a negative light. More so of a person that may have went through a similar period of time as you.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

What I'm getting as is that you have to grow in a manner you think will lead you to your goals. I am a very "balanced" person in my book. I am not very decisive and I try to look at both sides of a given situation with way WAY too much emphasis. Many times I see both sides so well trying to balance pros and cons I can't seem to make a choice. So my goals in life are just as open.
I haven't a real set path to focus on.

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My 2 cents... dissect it away and have fun =D

thanks for your sincere (it seems) imput, Just No Point, it amazes me in some way that there are people who shares that things with me; i ask myself why as the better impression i get from here is negative. I feel rejected, denied; a truth i have to swallow. they tell me im wrong, and i have to act the way they want me to act or im a "i figure it all out".

I never do, i have been banned from countless sites. Curiouly, this is the forum wich i hold my post count record, i remember the most i had was like 1030 posts in one called dreemoods 5 years ago.....

It´s sad.

But.

it´s not a problem to have a lot of the answers figured out, if you feel screwed by that, screw you. first answer. We can KNOW the answers, you feel envy by that?. many seems.

im not preaching any cult or truth cult, for god´s sake, stop being herethic killers

but you can figure things out better than yesterday, and better than 30 years ago, someday. that will count, seriously, it will count

the human issues has an ambit, that ambit can be known, as the earth is a simple planet who has limits, and those limits figured out when you have learnt it all, it has limits!, it´s then be able to be known, then to be predicted. Outside of there, is the rest.




im not a real alien, but all my life i have felt like one, those ones that comes from beyond our solar system (now assholes start the jokes)




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#48  January 10, 2009, 08:49:59 am
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i ask myself why as the better impression i get from here is negative. I feel rejected, denied; a truth i have to swallow. they tell me im wrong, and i have to act the way they want me to act or im a "i figure it all out".
No, we want you to stop being a pontificating asshole who believes he's right all the time and that his opinion is the only one that matters.

I was going to write a big rant, and did, then i deleted it realising the above sums things up too well.


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#49  January 10, 2009, 09:19:32 am
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So uh, girlfriend aside.. how's talking to people in general worked out for you? o_O

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#50  January 10, 2009, 12:12:23 pm
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isnt it obvious? first he tries to connect to people on some level, then insults anything the persons might answer to him, then starts talking on how he is special and an alien and different than them
Then when people tell him he is arrogant he goes like "everyone is wrong no one is right"
then comes the stories about cosmos and deep truths and conspirations theories, also bush did 911 and you are shielding yourself away from the truth that he realizes and must blurt out to everyone in gaming foruns, because other foruns ban him when he starts his mediocre parade where he tries to prove that he has an unique snowflake personality.

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#51  January 10, 2009, 12:30:56 pm
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I couldn't have said it better.

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All the occassions i reject them, im an alien, sorry, hahahaa. I though if i was gay or something, but, sadly, im not. Im still enjoy fucking with girls.
You pay for them, right ? Because I cannot see a girl decently wanting to fuck with you with your attitude... unless she's into SM. ::)

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#52  January 10, 2009, 01:03:57 pm
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Be yourself i guess
TSUKASA013 said, April 05, 2009, 06:35:53 pm

oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

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#53  January 10, 2009, 01:59:19 pm
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Be your "true self"(lol) or be what you normally are(lol)?

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#54  January 10, 2009, 02:59:59 pm
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Mr. Sparkly said, January 10, 2009, 01:03:57 pm
Be yourself i guess
what
he thinks THAT is himself, and he would consider that from you as way to not be himself
you tell that thing to people so that they may, someday, find somebody who is like them or understands them
if that ever, which I doubt will, happens with him, then they would start having issues and start questioning their relationship as soon as they debate over human is god and his power lies in his mortality and puny human and anime and drawing is brainwashing
so she will slap him and say she regrets having sex with him because she was wrong about him in believing that he thinks that soap operas is conspiracy instead of anime, and he will try to point his eyes towards the space between her eyes following the advice of shamrock but she will think he is somehow trying to take her self from
her *2nd SLAP* and he will think she doesn't recognize he is a POWERFUL BEING BY BEING MORTAL
then both split up
happy ending I guess
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