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#1  October 30, 2008, 06:38:43 pm
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A Japanese man has enlisted hundreds of people in a campaign to allow marriages between humans and cartoon characters, saying he feels more at ease in the "two-dimensional world".
Comic books are immensely popular in Japan, with some fictional characters becoming celebrities or even sex symbols. Marriage is meanwhile on the decline as many young Japanese find it difficult to find life partners.

Taichi Takashta launched an online petition aiming for one million signatures to present to the government to establish a law on marriages with cartoon characters.

Within a week he has gathered more than 1,000 signatures through the Internet.

"I am no longer interested in three dimensions. I would even like to become a resident of the two-dimensional world," he wrote.

...sigh...some members on here, will be happy


Update:
The character he is attempting the marry is Mikuru from "The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya"
Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 08:31:17 pm by Cadia
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#2  October 30, 2008, 06:39:25 pm
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#8  October 30, 2008, 07:21:32 pm
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dude, she is under age, you need her parent's permission.

Would you marry her?
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she sure as fuck doesn't look underage
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#17  October 30, 2008, 08:16:59 pm
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...........why?
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#18  October 30, 2008, 08:19:22 pm
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...........why?
According to the report, it's because they can't find life partners, which translate to Sanity Lost

I said this on another forum, That if this law goes through, Haruhi and Konata will be the biggest whores in Japan
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hey yo i won't let him marry mikuru i will marry her after i marry yoko
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#21  October 30, 2008, 08:37:32 pm
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All I can think of is those poor japanese school girls that can't find life partners. Yep, it's a shame.

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#22  October 30, 2008, 08:37:51 pm
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hey yo i won't let him marry mikuru i will marry her after i marry yoko
You do realise that the Mikuru character is around 15-16........Wait.....I've kicked myself there

The marriage age for females in Japan is 16.....Oh god, this isn't going to end well

All I can think of is those poor japanese school girls that can't find life partners. Yep, it's a shame.
Not every male in Japan, have lost their sanity
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#23  October 30, 2008, 08:38:24 pm
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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#24  October 30, 2008, 08:44:37 pm
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...........why?
According to the report, it's because they can't find life partners, which translate to Sanity Lost

I said this on another forum, That if this law goes through, Haruhi and Konata will be the biggest whores in Japan
Not that I don't appreciate the answer, but it was more of a philosophical "why", as in.....  why?  How can this be?  What had to have been going through someone's mind......?  What made someone think this was the solution?  Or more importantly.......




















WHAT THE FUCK?!
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#25  October 30, 2008, 08:47:39 pm
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
some people in Japan see these anime characters as Sex symbols...which is quite disturbing.

If this Law does go through, I don't think I could look at another Japanese cartoon, without puking

This remind me of what Hayao Miyazaki said about Female characters in anime

"It's difficult. They immediately become the subjects of lolicon fetishism. In a sense, if we want to depict someone who is affirmative to us, we have no choice but to make them as lovely as possible. But now, there are too many people who shamelessly depict (such heroines) as if they just want (such girls) as pets, and things are escalating more and more."

Anyway, I call dibs on Gardevoir.  :p
So, you like Bestiality then?
Last Edit: October 30, 2008, 08:52:30 pm by Cadia
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#26  October 30, 2008, 08:55:21 pm
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some people in Japan see these anime characters as Sex symbols...which is quite disturbing.

Why? They're flawless and always and invitation to sex, which is great.

Then if a Verne fan, admires Nemo, he's an idiot for doing so?

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#27  October 30, 2008, 08:57:01 pm
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#29  October 30, 2008, 09:03:07 pm
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^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
some people in Japan see these anime characters as Sex symbols...which is quite disturbing.
I do too, but for goodness fucking sakes there's a limit!  These guys are attempting to incorporate their fetishes into official got damned government?  That's OVERLOAD.
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I'm banned forever.

Please, just let the ban quietly pass and whatever you do, I beg you, DO NOT CHEER. Do not celebrate that you've won about the fact that I'm banned forever. Let it slide, PLEASE DO NOT CHEER. Don't cause me to shitpost again. I didn't even recall making a shitty post before I got perma'd. I hated this forum anyway. It doesn't even feel I'm taking part in a MUGEN forum.

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#30  October 30, 2008, 09:07:16 pm
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#32  October 30, 2008, 09:12:01 pm
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some people in Japan see these anime characters as Sex symbols...which is quite disturbing.
I do too, but for goodness fucking sakes there's a limit!  These guys are attempting to incorporate their fetishes into official got damned government?  That's OVERLOAD.
I remember reading that during Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hideaki Anno had a breakdown due to the otaku lifestyle, and peoples sexual Fascination with the Characters Asuka and Rei, who were under the age of 15
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#34  October 30, 2008, 09:19:45 pm
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I remember reading that during Neon Genesis Evangelion, Hideaki Anno had a breakdown due to the otaku lifestyle, and peoples sexual Fascination with the Characters Asuka and Rei, who were under the age of 15

WHAT?! By the time I watched Evangelion, I was 15 and sexually obsessed with Misato.

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#37  October 30, 2008, 09:42:35 pm
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You do realise that the Mikuru character is around 15-16........Wait.....I've kicked myself there
wiki says she is 18 SORRY BUDDY
wait what.....but she is a junior....what...let me check...**checks**....oh, I see, she is older in the Japanese version.

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#38  October 30, 2008, 10:36:18 pm
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#39  October 30, 2008, 10:51:33 pm
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Foolish Japanese.
Seeing as you can't make love to a 2D figure, the best you can do is fap to it.
And they do that already.
So they are already in the equivalent of an obligation free relationship.
Marraige will just fuck up the good thing they already have going.
Poor pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic pathetic bastards.
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#40  October 30, 2008, 10:59:52 pm
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Ok Seriously HOW THE HECK CAN YOU MARRY AN ANIMEGIRL!!!!!!!!??????? o_O o_O o_O o_O o_O

I mean you can't talk to them you can't touch them you can't do anything.Your STILL considered single.That dude is going to be laughed out of the freakin world.

Fun Fact:
Did you know anime love pillows are extremely popular in Japan and did you also know that they have Sex Dolls in Japan animestyle?

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extremely popular ? that sounds subjective.
Let's just say they're a very successful business venture.
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#43  October 30, 2008, 11:09:30 pm
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Yeah WERE now it's about the Love Pillows with animegirls on it and Animestyled Sex dolls.

But seriously now How can you marry a freakin animegirl?

OZ

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I want to do this!

I can get marriage tax breaks, I will even draw kids so I can have dependents and get even more $$$

And she won't divorce me and take my home!
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#48  October 31, 2008, 01:37:54 am
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I want to do this!

I can get marriage tax breaks, I will even draw kids so I can have dependents and get even more $$$

And she won't divorce me and take my home!

I loled at your post.


Something must've happened to this man if he chooses an animegirl over a real girl.I mean WTFing Hell?

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#52  October 31, 2008, 03:15:26 am
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I do too, but for goodness fucking sakes there's a limit!  These guys are attempting to incorporate their fetishes into official got damned government?  That's OVERLOAD.
Eh, in the US there are people trying to get things passed in government that are just as stupid but actually affect other people, denying them rights and such. In comparison, this is pretty benign.

Oh, and dibs on Pururun.
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TempesT called.

She has dibs on Kim Kaphwan.
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#54  October 31, 2008, 04:43:42 am
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I do too, but for goodness fucking sakes there's a limit!  These guys are attempting to incorporate their fetishes into official got damned government?  That's OVERLOAD.
Eh, in the US there are people trying to get things passed in government that are just as stupid but actually affect other people, denying them rights and such. In comparison, this is pretty benign.

Oh, and dibs on Pururun.
As in?

And meh, people get denied rights all the time.  I don't think anything compares with this.  We are talking about fictional characters made by random guys being able to be wedded to real people here.  This is just a waste of time.
Good news for all of you.

I'm banned forever.

Please, just let the ban quietly pass and whatever you do, I beg you, DO NOT CHEER. Do not celebrate that you've won about the fact that I'm banned forever. Let it slide, PLEASE DO NOT CHEER. Don't cause me to shitpost again. I didn't even recall making a shitty post before I got perma'd. I hated this forum anyway. It doesn't even feel I'm taking part in a MUGEN forum.

Well, ungoodbye to you all and I hope you all burn in hell.

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#55  October 31, 2008, 04:53:57 am
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of course this will never happen . . . anyway that guy is pretty pathetic  :(

And i choose aika  :P
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#57  October 31, 2008, 05:20:47 am
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^Nice Pic

Anyway like Ricezilla said how's it possible?Can't the man just get himself a girl that at least DRESSES as Mikuru and be happy?
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#59  October 31, 2008, 05:39:01 am
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Pathetic japanese are getting more bored by the second.

Pretty soon the girls will marry the tentacle and orcs.
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#61  October 31, 2008, 05:42:22 am
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Damn, this is just going overboard. How the hell can you marry something that's not real?

Seriously, it's impossible. Unless your really lonely and desperate for a girl and all you can get is some chick that's not even real. (seriously wtf?)
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Totally gonna marry Isane from bleach.


Also this thread is epic lol.
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#63  October 31, 2008, 08:17:11 am
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Seriously, it's impossible. Unless your really lonely and desperate for a girl and all you can get is some chick that's not even real. (seriously wtf?)
Well, if you read the article, you will see that you are bang on the money
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So, if people continue drawing hentai/doujins of her, and people fap to them. Is she cheating on you?

Is it good to know millions of people fap to your wife? Do you decide you want your wife unfappable and go on a crusade around the net to stop the defamation?

I'm quite happy with that. As soon as all the men in japan bugger off to marry their mulititude of anime girls, there will be many attractive women free.

Sounds good to me. I'm all for it. Bring on the 2D marriage. Just... don't invite me to any weddings thanks. Watching someone make out to a picture, or, a gif of their online persona making out to said character would just be disturbing.


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#68  October 31, 2008, 01:21:24 pm
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i married ichiharu years ago and i still fap enjoy being with her
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in along the "so ronery" pictures.


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i will marry all these anime bitches ;D
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#74  October 31, 2008, 05:28:29 pm
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Since most of these characters were made by men, and are existent within the minds of men, does this mean this is kinda like gay marriage?

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I'll marry Hikaru from Angelic Layer, just to be ironic. And then Aisha Clan-Clan.

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#75  October 31, 2008, 05:42:03 pm
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This is so sad, I don't know what's worse being a sad lonely guy or telling the world that you are a sad lonely guy. He's not trying hard enough If dudes in prision can find women to marry them he should be able to find somebody.

Version 3.0 coming... Um...  When I get to it.

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#77  October 31, 2008, 06:14:09 pm
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god fucking virgins!
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#79  October 31, 2008, 06:21:00 pm
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Damn, this is just going overboard. How the hell can you marry something that's not real?

Seriously, it's impossible. Unless your really lonely and desperate for a girl and all you can get is some chick that's not even real. (seriously wtf?)

 ;P
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XD  You win.

This is absolutely batshit bonkers.  I get the feeling that this guy is probably looking for an excuse for why he isn't spending any time with actual women.
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#85  October 31, 2008, 07:17:37 pm
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Wow I guess it's tru that Love Pillows ARE extremely popular in Japan.DOESN'T THAT MAN CARE WHAT PPL THINK OF HIM!!!??
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#86  October 31, 2008, 07:30:12 pm
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Wow I guess it's tru that Love Pillows ARE extremely popular in Japan.DOESN'T THAT MAN CARE WHAT PPL THINK OF HIM!!!??

wow... i guess not man.    i swear, why wont they just get some prostitutes.  or just some skanky easy girl.  aagh fuckin lazy!
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#87  October 31, 2008, 07:30:31 pm
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I'll do anything i can to help this stupid idea become reality . . . then a japanese chicks hunt will begin  :hump:
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#88  October 31, 2008, 07:36:25 pm
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dude this is crazy!!!!!! i cant believe people are actually like this! lol

itll be different if there was a machine thatll turn them into real people ya kno.

id definatly be in a three some with mai and chun li.     if real tho!!!  --;

no pillows lol
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No one called April O'Neil so I'm taking her. Also Japanese girls are generally bitches to foreigners most of the time, so I don't see why anyone is expecting to suddenly score.
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#90  October 31, 2008, 07:38:41 pm
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No one called April O'Neil so I'm taking her. Also Japanese girls are generally bitches to foreigners most of the time, so I don't see why anyone is expecting to suddenly score.

They'll all be lonely and desperate.

Of course they could always go lesbian before having to deal with foreigners.
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#92  October 31, 2008, 07:44:58 pm
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No one called April O'Neil so I'm taking her. Also Japanese girls are generally bitches to foreigners most of the time, so I don't see why anyone is expecting to suddenly score.

They'll all be lonely and desperate.

Of course they could always go lesbian before having to deal with foreigners.

its cause there to ignorant and prideful, japanese people are one of the most racist people in the world to colored people (blacks, mexicans, etc.) well thats what i hear a lot.   id jus fuck some cheap jap slut.
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Kiva from Megas XL, then.
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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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Wow you guys are totally taking a loving to this.And I heard Japanese ppl love Foreigners especially Japanese Girls o_O
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Japanese society is going through a phase of change anyway, so judging them based on old data is innacurate.
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i wanna marry Dhalsim, does that make me gay?
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that guy will get so much alimony when she dumps him.

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#103  October 31, 2008, 10:10:12 pm
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Japanese society is going through a phase of change anyway, so judging them based on old data is innacurate.

BIG change if you ask me.Plus now ppl outside Japan thinks that Japanese ppl are the weirdest kind of ppl to walk the earth.
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No, because dhalsim was designed by a woman.
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If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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#109  October 31, 2008, 10:54:11 pm
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Oh god the sexual jokes that can come from this...
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Cenobite 53 said:
If someone isn't able to get girls laid, why buying this exorcist needing piece of retardet piece of bullshit an not wisiting his local red light district. For that money he could  :hump: tons of hookers.
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#111  October 31, 2008, 11:44:16 pm
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Can he shoot fire out of it?

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Can it teleport itself into your butthole?
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I call dibs on Winry Rockbell end of story.


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#114  November 01, 2008, 08:18:48 am
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Saki Tsuzura is Mine ;D
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So long as we're all calling claiming possession of our fictional spouses, I'm calling dibs on Haruko Haruhara. :P
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I think that's a discussion best left alone.

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Its much better than a confessed online pedophile.  :S
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i agree
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