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Started by Bea, March 23, 2010, 11:57:45 pm
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Now, on the weird videogame news front...
#1  March 23, 2010, 11:57:45 pm
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#2  March 24, 2010, 12:03:22 am
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Wouldn't it be easier to just go down to the local pub?

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#3  March 24, 2010, 12:05:30 am
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This. Is. RETARDED!!! seriously why would I pay to play with girls oon xbox live when my girls and my video games are two different entities? Unless said girls like video games (which is a plus since i don't have to PAY for that). hmmm
i cant count the reasons i should stay

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#4  March 24, 2010, 12:12:34 am
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Wouldn't it be easier to just go down to the local pub?
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For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

The idea is kind of cool, I'm gonna check it out >.>
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#5  March 24, 2010, 12:17:25 am
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ZOMG YOU GUYS, SHE HAS TITS AND SHE PLAYS TEH VIDEOGAMES!!!
OMG
OMG
do you think she watches anime, cuz that would be like total rad awesome.
...you guys?
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#6  March 24, 2010, 12:23:36 am
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LOL
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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#7  March 24, 2010, 12:24:50 am
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I could sign in and play wearing nothing but lacy panties and stockings to attract a larger customer base!
It's a money making factory!
To quote Lt. Frank Drebin: "Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."

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#8  March 24, 2010, 12:28:14 am
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LOLTruth. Seriously, it's like...EHarmony for nerds. No wait--it's like...umm...One of those midnight phone hotline commercials. Only on Xbox live.
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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#9  March 24, 2010, 12:28:53 am
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...they want to attract customers.
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#10  March 24, 2010, 12:30:13 am
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honestly, I can see it going into girls flashing customers in order to get repeat customers, webcam stuff and money always lead to that =|
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#11  March 24, 2010, 12:32:54 am
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this is stupid but i know people are going to buy into it regardless making it profitable
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#12  March 24, 2010, 01:30:23 am
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ZOMG YOU GUYS, SHE HAS TITS AND SHE PLAYS TEH VIDEOGAMES!!!
OMG
OMG
do you think she watches anime, cuz that would be like total rad awesome.
...you guys?
If or when this comes out, I think all the females will be like MLG sluts or something.
And what about if you're a female?
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#13  March 24, 2010, 01:37:29 am
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Wouldn't it be easier to just go down to the local pub?
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For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

The idea is kind of cool, I'm gonna check it out >.>

They forgot that you have a chance to take the girl home or maybe a kiss... $8 talking while playing games or $8 going to a bar getting the girl's number/taking her "home"

Tough choices...
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#14  March 24, 2010, 01:42:44 am
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There are tonnes of hot girls that play video games. If you have to pay to spend time with one that's sad.
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#15  March 24, 2010, 01:51:06 am
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Wouldn't it be easier to just go down to the local pub?
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For $8.25 you get 500 credits, which is enough for one game (400 credits) and a 100 credit tip at the end. An Xbox Live game will last 10 minutes, while a casual Flash game will get you six minutes of face time with your PlayDate. That's literal face time, because you can video chat with your lady while playing a casual Flash game. Again, what goes on in that video chat is up to you and your PlayDate. GameCrush says it modeled its pricing structure after the cost of buying a girl a drink at a bar. In a bar, you're basically buying the opportunity to chat a girl up. GameCrush is hoping players will look at their service the same way.

The idea is kind of cool, I'm gonna check it out >.>

They forgot that you have a chance to take the girl home or maybe a kiss... $8 talking while playing games or $8 going to a bar getting the girl's number/taking her "home"

Tough choices...
I'd pay $8 bucks to go get a girl's phone number/address over the internet.
And it'll be the only $8 dollars I ever spend on this service.
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#16  March 24, 2010, 01:56:58 am
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why, you would start stalking the girl so that you could play with her without having to pay her?
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#17  March 24, 2010, 01:57:35 am
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somewhere somebody loves this idea.
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#18  March 24, 2010, 02:15:01 am
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In Japan there are some maid cafe where you can play games with a girl in the same room (it's like the softcore version of a hostess bar... or whatever they're called). You can also watch animu, exchange gifts, eat her "hand-made" food or just talk, etc.

So, as long as you have money you'll never be alone.... and at the same time be RONERY, OH SO VERY RONERY.
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#19  March 24, 2010, 02:42:12 am
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In Japan there are some maid cafe where you can play games with a girl in the same room (it's like the softcore version of a hostess bar... or whatever they're called). You can also watch animu, exchange gifts, eat her "hand-made" food or just talk, etc.

So, as long as you have money you'll never be alone.... and at the same time be RONERY, OH SO VERY RONERY.
did anyone ever drop a nuclear bomb on japan?
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#20  March 24, 2010, 02:52:14 am
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This can't be real.

I mean, seriously?
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#21  March 24, 2010, 03:48:51 am
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why, you would start stalking the girl so that you could play with her without having to pay her?
Because it's free?
Duh, I thought everyone knew this.
 ::)

Besides, I need a good SF3 teacher

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#22  March 24, 2010, 04:18:31 am
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Go on 2DF and fight a bunch of Yun players.


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#23  March 24, 2010, 03:55:17 pm
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damn well i know some of my friends who've met those who's become their girlfriends and their actually cute.
meet them playin team deathmatch on cod

it going to be sad but people are going to pay to play
because thats every guys fantasy
a cutie who can play with you. cashin in on our fantasy >:(
them bitches

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#24  March 24, 2010, 04:17:40 pm
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the poor souls of men. :no:
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show
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#25  March 24, 2010, 04:45:17 pm
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I can see something like this making money. I would suggest women like Tempest and Beatice take advantage, it could be a side job to line your pockets with some green.

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#26  March 24, 2010, 05:03:27 pm
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Eh, if I were to prostitute myself, I'd go full way. :P

Besides, I don't have an XBOX 360.
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#27  March 24, 2010, 05:05:37 pm
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does that mean that elite 360 player's become pimps o_O

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#28  March 24, 2010, 05:07:48 pm
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Who says you have to prostitute? Just wear a short dress, say some innuendo, throw a couple winks, and you'll have 14 years spending cash like crazy.
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#29  March 24, 2010, 05:11:25 pm
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Who says you have to prostitute? Just wear a short dress, say some innuendo, throw a couple winks, and you'll have 14 years spending cash like crazy.
dont forget to give them free kills for the nuke ahaha

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 you may not know the hardships people dont speak of,
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#30  March 24, 2010, 05:32:53 pm
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Who says you have to prostitute? Just wear a short dress, say some innuendo, throw a couple winks, and you'll have 14 years spending cash like crazy.

...
I'm old enough to be the mother of 14 years old boys. :P
And it's pretty much soft prostitution. They're spending money to see the girl body and talk to her.
Kinda like suicide girls.
To quote Lt. Frank Drebin: "Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."

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#31  March 24, 2010, 05:40:13 pm
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Some boys like them mature.  ;)

Anyways, I see that you have standards and I respect that, so I won't press the matter anymore. Honestly though, I wish the service was reverse where girls could spend moeny to see guys. Lol, I would be rolling in money then.

Bea

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#32  March 24, 2010, 06:02:38 pm
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Oh... yes... standards. >.>
Sure, I have them.  :S
To quote Lt. Frank Drebin: "Cheer up, Ed. This is not goodbye. It's just I won't ever see you again."

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#33  March 24, 2010, 06:09:00 pm
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You would need to be the kind of guy that already has girls trailing after him, pretty much like if you wanted to be a male hooker.
Otherwise, you would have to be really good and enjoy a lot the attention of ugly desperate girls and male homosexuals to get a lot out of this.
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#34  March 24, 2010, 06:17:18 pm
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In that case, I dont think I'll quit my dayjob then lol.

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#35  March 25, 2010, 12:18:02 am
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I'd kill to get video of the creative geniuses brainstorming ideas for this incredibly original project.


But seriously, has anyone heard of live webcam porn?  It's been around for... like, awhile.  And if you've enough Mt. Dew, you can do it while playing video games too.
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#36  March 25, 2010, 12:18:53 am
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They're not "spending money to see the girl body" that is definitely not what's advertised, it does say that what happens is up to the chatters, but I mean, really? How smooth do you think you are that you can get one of them to flash you ::)
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#37  March 25, 2010, 12:22:41 am
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* Iced is off to seduce girls through webcam gaming.


Cybersexing dozens of girls, here i go!!! I will prove my manhood now, oh boy!
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#38  March 25, 2010, 12:29:38 am
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LOL, this is seriously retarded, but as long as they make profit and there are boys stupid enough to pay for that, the why not.

On a related note, I'm putting my girlfriend once per week in front of Kingdom Hearts so that she stops bugging me and I can have some free time to play Arkham Asylum ! :D
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#39  March 25, 2010, 12:39:14 am
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Related note,

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The GameCrush Public Beta is temporarily unavailable due to the incredible user response (more than 10,000 inquiries in five minutes). We are adding new servers to provide players with the best PlayDate experience possible. Games with GameCrush PlayDates start at $6.60 for ten minutes.

:thinking:
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#40  March 25, 2010, 02:10:00 am
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I cannot say I would pay anyone to play with me, to be perfectly honest.
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#41  March 25, 2010, 03:59:11 am
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GameCrush, giving everybody an E-Penis enlargement, one gamer at a time...
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#42  March 25, 2010, 04:56:50 pm
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This thing is for Xbox360 right?

I can imagine if they had some sort of bulk service on PC they could basically hire players to join on some sort of MMO raid/mission at the time of the paying player's convenience.

Then again, playing competence isn't what people are paying for here.
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#43  March 25, 2010, 05:43:13 pm
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nerdie's want boobies
simple as that ;)

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 you may not know the hardships people dont speak of,
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