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#1  October 08, 2009, 04:29:51 pm
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A European company called First Androids has introduced "Andy", a new hi-tech android sex doll for men. This doll comes equipped with a G spot, a heavy breathing feature, and is flexible enough to adjust into almost any sex position you can dream up.

Surprisingly, not too many people are as creeped out by the idea of making love to a robot as we thought - the company has apparently received four million orders for the doll, which retails at about $4,000 a piece.

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That didn't take nearly as long as I thought it would.  I figured we'd have to wait until at least 2020 before they started making sex robots.

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#2  October 08, 2009, 05:13:08 pm
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cheaper than a real doll, even.

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#3  October 08, 2009, 06:40:41 pm
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4000???
thats like two payments their crazy
and lol why did they call first sex robot by a guys(originally) name?

Anyways i see this as a rubber doll that has holes and makes sound.
If it was a robot it would cost about 20 million and it would actually have sex with you.
And the sad thing is id never make enough money to buy one :(
Ofcourse theres an alternate option...I could buy one of those sex "robots" and actually start working on it - and may be upgrade it to make her my personal slave
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ah forgot...its actually truth omfg
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Last Edit: October 08, 2009, 08:40:10 pm by Oz, the New Rikard apparently

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#4  October 08, 2009, 09:46:39 pm
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#5  October 08, 2009, 09:51:04 pm
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$4000 to do sex with a robot, lol

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#6  October 08, 2009, 09:52:33 pm
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Somebody had to test out the G-Spot. I wonder who it was..

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#7  October 08, 2009, 09:54:00 pm
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#8  October 08, 2009, 09:56:19 pm
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#9  October 08, 2009, 11:01:39 pm
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does...not...compute...

Ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward.

that's how winning is done...

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#10  October 08, 2009, 11:22:58 pm
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thwe world's msot expensive whore is like $10,000 per night, I think that was quoted in a topic about divorce.

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#11  October 09, 2009, 12:34:21 am
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didnt they steal this from mezzo dsa ovas?

or did mezzo dsa ovas steal this from that german company?

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#12  October 09, 2009, 12:38:46 am
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Uh.. is the robot without any skin/cushioning/whatever the final product? :P

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#13  October 09, 2009, 12:52:42 am
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*cough* Saber Marionette *cough*

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#14  October 09, 2009, 01:22:37 am
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K.O.D said, October 09, 2009, 12:38:46 am
Uh.. is the robot without any skin/cushioning/whatever the final product? :P
maybe that is the idea, will satisfy people with robot fetish, or in love with machinery.

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#15  October 09, 2009, 06:56:54 am
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Germans make good stuff
TSUKASA013 said, April 05, 2009, 06:35:53 pm

oh tobi stop playing with robots and penises.

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#16  October 09, 2009, 07:05:01 am
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Meh, I'd think that mechanical sex partners would be useful for the purpose of improving one's sexual technique and prowess, rather than as *shudder* replacements for actual women. It's like fighting KFM in Stage 00, except KFM is a robot and instead of fighting him, you're having sex with him. Err, I mean it.

So yeah.

K.O.D said, October 09, 2009, 12:38:46 am
Uh.. is the robot without any skin/cushioning/whatever the final product? :P

If so, then we all know that yelocakeffect wouldn't approve, as much as he loves "cushioning".

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#17  October 09, 2009, 07:41:21 am
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I like my dick nonsliced up by cogs and gears.

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#18  October 09, 2009, 08:42:57 am
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Did you actually look at the pictures, though? These guys really went all out to make them look believable!  o_O

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#19  October 09, 2009, 08:51:35 am
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...I find it extremely disturbing.

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#20  October 09, 2009, 10:35:46 am
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This is how it works : when you jerk in the robot, your sperm is kept in a recipient. Later on, when you touch the G-spot, the robot will "ejaculate" and throw you your own x-days old sperm at the face, reminding you you're a dirty bastard.

On another note, can you sodomize her it ?

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#21  October 09, 2009, 10:46:55 am
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since it says hooker, does it mean you have to put in some coins every few minutes too?

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#22  October 09, 2009, 10:55:00 am
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That's the difference between a hooker and a pinball :
- Pinball : you put some coins in the hole, you play with the hands.
- Hooker : you put some coins in the hands, you play with the holes.

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#23  October 09, 2009, 11:08:15 am
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#24  October 09, 2009, 01:20:02 pm
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Inglourious CyBasterd said, October 09, 2009, 10:35:46 am
This is how it works : when you jerk in the robot, your sperm is kept in a recipient. Later on, when you touch the G-spot, the robot will "ejaculate" and throw you your own x-days old sperm at the face, reminding you you're a dirty bastard.

On another note, can you sodomize her it ?
I believe you can since theres an abnormall hole in the butt
in any case no matter how much work they did it looks like regular Barbie resized and with genitalia

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#25  October 09, 2009, 07:06:12 pm
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cum...in the shell...

Ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward.

that's how winning is done...

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#26  October 09, 2009, 07:11:56 pm
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#27  October 09, 2009, 07:25:12 pm
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#28  October 09, 2009, 08:04:31 pm
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Cogs and Gears LOL

You're not fucking a clock!!!

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#29  October 09, 2009, 08:44:06 pm
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It would certainly help with the beat and rythm, though. Tick-cock, tick-cock...

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#30  October 10, 2009, 12:43:50 am
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Who cares about beat and rhythm!! Just jackrabbit the shit out of that android!!! >:D

Get your $4000 worth.

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#31  October 10, 2009, 04:23:52 am
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I bet it can say your score, and clapping sound of the cheerful audience like a karaoke machine, now that is really boosting the ego... if you score good points.

maybe their boobs can also function as shiatsu massager too, what no it is made in germany.  :-\

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#32  October 10, 2009, 04:46:54 am
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#33  October 10, 2009, 04:57:40 am
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what technique, you should just thrust your thing faithfully to the beat of the BG music given, and the music is random,
I think every arcade center should have one, where it will scream your name and your score by the end of the round through the amplified sound system.
+ a dramatical echo FX
Last Edit: October 10, 2009, 05:03:11 am by navetsea

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#34  October 10, 2009, 05:03:16 am
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Lasombra Demon said, October 09, 2009, 07:25:12 pm
I'm waiting till the make a robot hooker that can take a crap. Then I'm getting one
Dude, I thought I was the only one here into that. Don't you just love that first hit of warm squish on your chest?

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#35  October 10, 2009, 05:59:52 am
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Warm squish? You disgust me.

If it's not a hard, heavy dry turd thumping on my chest, it's sick.


PS: Yuck. I kinda grossed out myself there. ;P

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#36  October 10, 2009, 06:05:02 am
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WHAT THE HELL!! HAHAHA

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#37  October 10, 2009, 06:16:54 am
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Lasombra Demon said, October 10, 2009, 05:59:52 am
Warm squish? You disgust me.

If it's not a hard, heavy dry turd thumping on my chest, it's sick.


PS: Yuck. I kinda grossed out myself there. ;P

not as sick as this possible outcome,
it thumps your your chest, and you open your mouth saying "what the..." and it bounces once, and lands on your mouth, that could ruin a relationship.

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#38  October 10, 2009, 06:45:39 am
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#39  October 10, 2009, 07:18:51 am
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I'd prefer actual women.

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#41  October 10, 2009, 04:03:28 pm
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Kyouchou Budgie said, October 10, 2009, 07:18:51 am
I'd prefer actual women.
Most guys would.  Chances are buying a sexbot isn't exactly "Plan A."
navetsea said, October 10, 2009, 04:57:40 am
what technique, you should just thrust your thing faithfully to the beat of the BG music given, and the music is random,
I think every arcade center should have one, where it will scream your name and your score by the end of the round through the amplified sound system.
+ a dramatical echo FX
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#42  October 10, 2009, 05:17:12 pm
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#43  October 10, 2009, 06:05:20 pm
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11/14 year olds are people, too.

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#44  October 10, 2009, 07:11:35 pm
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*sigh*
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#45  October 10, 2009, 11:55:05 pm
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so...this thread aint gon get closed eh...

Ain’t about how hard you hit. It’s about how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward; how much you can take and keep moving forward.

that's how winning is done...
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