It was a dark and rainy night. Mostly dark. I was driving on the highway and making my way home, anxious to watch the John Mayer bluray I bought. I couldn't pass up the opportunity to watch John Mayer in HD, although it did hurt my wallet a little. Suddenly I almost run over some woman that wanted to kill herself. "What is wrong with you?" I asked as I stopped my car. "I AM A CRAZY WOMAN" she replied "BUT TAKE THIS GAME!!! SEE YOU". She then vanished into the night. I looked at the game and surprisingly enough it was Silent Hill for the PlayStation, although the CD was somewhat scratched. "Fairly cool" I thought to myself, because I enjoyed played that game a long time ago.

As I got home I was greeted by my wife who is also a model and is very hot. "Are we going to have sex tonight??" she asked me but I said "no I must play this videogame". She was OK with it because I have a lot of money. I dusted off my PlayStation and plopped the game into the console. Even though I was familiar with the intro video I decided to watch it again and it didn't look very good compared to current game videos, but it still had the Silent Hill vibe to it. Yamaoka is such a genius. I started playing the game and walked around Silent Hill looking for Cheryl. But this is where the game started doing weird things. The background music suddenly turned into this but it was played backwards. As it got louder and louder, Cheryl appeared and walked to Harry. They embraced and went back to the car and got out of Silent Hill. "The game doesn't go like that!!!" I screamed out loud to the TV. Then the credits rolled by and I was fuming. I drove into the highway again and found the crazy woman again. "Why did you give me this fucking weird hack???" I told her. "Haha, I hope you enjoyed it. I hack games to give them early, happy endings" she said in a rather low voice. Then I had the sex with her and then I ran her over with the car. Then I died. Send this story to 69 of ur contacts during the next 24 hours or I + gamehack girl will haunt u in ur sleep

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The man turned to me with a concerned look on his face, "Son, Frank Smith has been dead for fifteen years."

Someone needs to write a story about haunted Tetris.

Hello there. I am a single father of two three-year old boys. Their favorite show is Barney and Friends.

...well, it used to be...until last night.

Yesterday, I was looking at my TV Guide when I saw something that caught my eye:

Tonight ONLY!
A LOST EPISODE OF BARNEY AND FRIENDS
FIRST AND ONLY CHANCE TO SEE IT!
AIRS AT 7:00!

Naturally, I asked my kids if they wanted to see it. Obviously, they said, "Yes." I got the popcorn ready. (They love to eat popcorn while watching Barney.)
When the time finally arrived, they rain into the living room, turned on the TV, and sat down on the couch with me. It started, and the familiar theme music began playing.

However, something wasn't right.

For starters, I could vaguely hear whispering during the music, and it sounded creepy. I shrugged it off, assuring myself that it was just my imagination. Anyway, the episode began like all of them do; the kids talked about something while holding a doll version of Barney.

Then, POOF! He comes to life, giggling like an idiot. He started speaking, and I turned it up slightly so we could hear it.

Barney sounded slightly weird, as if two people were talking at once - one with his normal voice, and another that sounded...demonic, to say the least. I tried to ignore it...but that's when I heard Barney (?) say, "Hi, kids. (childish giggling) Today, I'm going to teach you about...DEATH!"

I nearly fell out of my seat when I heard that. I wanted to turn it off, but for some reason, I...I couldn't. The show kept going.

Child 1: "What's death, Barney?"
Barney: "This is." His face suddenly turns angry and he grows teeth. He laughs evilly and bits the poor child's head off.

For some reason, my children kept watching, unaffected by the obviously disturbing stuff going on. Barney then proceeded to kill all of the children one by one, each time roaring. The children, at this point, started to run away from Barney, screaming and crying for their parents to save them.

Barney just chucked and said, in a demonic voice, "Mommy and Daddy can't help you!" He bit the helpless children in half, eating their brains and stomachs. Then Baby Bop and BJ came in, apparently not noticing the dead children.

"Well, Barney," Baby Bop said. "What did we learn today?" Barney grinned an evil grin and said directly to the camera....

"Remember kiddies, don't bother locking your doors and hiding under the bed because, sooner or later, I WILL FIND YOU AND KILL YOU ALL!" He then laughed demonically.

the rest of the damn episode showed a distorted picture of Barney, with a blood-curdling scream. That was the last straw. I reached for the remote and turned it off. I looked to my left and realized that my children were nowhere to be seen. Thinking that they already ran into their room, I went in there. However, I didn't find them. That's when I heard a voice behind me.

"It's too late, Steven. I've already killed them, and now I'm going to kill you."

I turned around to see a demonic, blood covered Barney slowly walking towards me. Even while he killed me, he still sang that FUCKING SONG....

"I love you...you love me...we're a happy family..."

I was hanging out at a party and I find this attractive black woman. Her name was Luciqua. We start talking about our interests and suddenly the topic of MUGEN comes up. She said one of her relatives had been working on MUGEN characters for several years, and she gave me a USB flash drive with the characters made by that relative. "Hey thanks" I told her. She then said she had to get some air and never came back. After the party was over I went home and I tried out the characters. Several files were there, and oddly enough they were all dated around 2030. "Her computer's clock must be weird" I thought to myself. I browsed the chars folder and much to my surprise there were some "dante" and "gouken" character data files. I checked the readme files and surprisingly enough these characters were developed by an entity known as "Alexlexus Industries" and were in fact last updated around May 19, 2030. When I tried them in MUGEN I was shocked. Dante's sprites looked impressive (not like Rock Howard at all; made from scratch) and his moveset was larger than his MVC3 counterpart. The same for Gouken. I rushed to my favorite MUGEN forum, Mugen Fighters Guild to inform my MUGEN buddies about my finding, but things got super creepy when the most active thread was alexlexus announcing the birth of his daughter Luciqua. I was so scared that I tried to turn off my computer but "Never Gonna Give You Up" started to play backwards and a heron messed with my pots and pans for the rest of my life

Look the fourth video was released a couple of hours ago

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gW_5Gt0zgBo&feature=related

NSFW, might be a bit disturbing.