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The Vegan Astrology Thread For Satan and Money (and unappropriate lulz)
#1  March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
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I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?
Last Edit: March 10, 2010, 11:46:41 pm by mulambo

Nero D.

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#2  March 06, 2010, 11:50:22 am
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LOLWUT
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#3  March 06, 2010, 11:57:55 am
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#4  March 06, 2010, 12:04:53 pm
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?
Cut yourself repeatedly, fuck up your face, fuck up your hands, do drugs and lounge around complaining about the stablished system.  your wasted potential together witht he wasted potential of you both as a functional human being , a grown up and as an artist is pretty damn evil.

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#5  March 06, 2010, 12:11:09 pm
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Join the local left-wing party.
conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#6  March 06, 2010, 12:29:48 pm
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My first instinct was to say play some Grand Theft Auto. But still, LOLWUT.
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#7  March 06, 2010, 01:00:37 pm
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Become a lawyer.

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#8  March 06, 2010, 01:52:56 pm
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Use anything you want from my works.  If you need to contact me use email, not private messages.

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#9  March 06, 2010, 01:57:04 pm
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#10  March 06, 2010, 02:45:23 pm
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Solve world hunger, tell no one.

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#11  March 06, 2010, 03:21:43 pm
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#12  March 06, 2010, 03:46:01 pm
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But you can't have Tsukasa, she's mine.

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#13  March 06, 2010, 03:52:38 pm
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Go to a school full of black people and call them blacks.
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Yeah Titiln, in fact, You Made Him

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#14  March 06, 2010, 04:05:53 pm
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#15  March 06, 2010, 04:13:06 pm
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what's evil about that?
Prince Jango said, October 07, 2011, 11:45:18 pm
Yeah Titiln, in fact, You Made Him

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#16  March 06, 2010, 05:34:55 pm
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#17  March 06, 2010, 10:18:56 pm
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Heavy Dee Jay said, March 06, 2010, 11:50:22 am
LOLWUT
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Bastard Kagami~n said, March 06, 2010, 01:00:37 pm
Become a lawyer.
too much reading.
Chrono_Strife said, March 06, 2010, 03:21:43 pm
Molest children.
too much ... wtf dude they're children!
YzilliØnaire said, March 06, 2010, 03:52:38 pm
Go to a school full of black people and call them blacks.
can I call them 'niggers' ?  :-\
T[S]UKASA (ಠ_ಠ) said, March 06, 2010, 12:11:09 pm
Join the local left-wing party.
there are at least 20 of them and the only thing I like about communism is weed.
Iced said, March 06, 2010, 12:04:53 pm
mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?
Cut yourself repeatedly, fuck up your face, fuck up your hands, do drugs and lounge around complaining about the stablished system. 
hmmm what else? cutting myself... no that's scary, fuck up your face... difficult....

also which stablished system?
the system sucks. why aren't aliens already destroying this planet?
why do we keep on wasting our time fearing we're wasting our time?
a function. a role. a function. that's all we are after all? nothing but bugs or devotee of a science fiction like religion?

hold ctrl, move up your mouse wheel and concentrate in the following image:

 :(

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#18  March 06, 2010, 10:22:54 pm
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Choke your pregnant girlfriend to death, kill younglings, get your ass kicked by your best friend, blow up an entire planet, and torture Harrison ford.

Only then will your journey towards the dark side be complete.

Iced

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#19  March 06, 2010, 10:26:59 pm
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Idle hands are the devil's tool.
So you are pretty evil already what with the weed addiction crippling your growing artistical mind.
Just buy a beret and some sarcastic t shirts, maybe a che shirt to go along with it.

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#20  March 06, 2010, 10:33:14 pm
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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that."

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Prince Jango said, October 07, 2011, 11:45:18 pm
Yeah Titiln, in fact, You Made Him

moolambo

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#21  March 06, 2010, 10:34:17 pm
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So you are pretty evil already what with the weed addiction crippling your growing artistical mind.
oh come on dude I talked about no weed exception made for what relates to communism, not my habits.

me, evil?
dude, I'm vegan and I talk good to my mother when she calls at the phone: that equals to being a saint.   >:(

Shamrock, is 2nd The Best said, March 06, 2010, 10:22:54 pm
get your ass kicked by your best friend
on the opposite side, I punched one of my best friends in the face long time ago.
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Idle hands are the devil's tool.
so I just have to move randomly my hands and it all it's going to fade / gain evil powers?


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"Idle hands spend time at the genitals, and you know how much God hates that."

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oh, here it is. the solution.  ;P

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#22  March 06, 2010, 10:34:40 pm
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damn it yzan :P you got to the masturbation before me

buy an "ex masturbator" t-shirt and act like it's true. tell everyone "your story"

"I used to chronically masturbate from when i was 12 to 24 then i found landoverbaptists and was saved!!!!"

moolambo

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#23  March 06, 2010, 10:36:56 pm
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anime avatars own said, March 06, 2010, 10:34:40 pm
damn it yzan :P you got to the masturbation before me

buy an "ex masturbator" t-shirt and act like it's true. tell everyone "your story"

"I used to chronically masturbate from when i was 12 to 24 then i found landoverbaptists and was saved!!!!"
yep, or maybe something like "I'm not a masturbator anymore" on the front. "I rape crippled handicappeds." on the back.

Iced

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#24  March 06, 2010, 10:40:05 pm
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 10:34:17 pm
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So you are pretty evil already what with the weed addiction crippling your growing artistical mind.
oh come on dude I talked about no weed exception made for what relates to communism, not my habits.

me, evil?
dude, I'm vegan and I talk good to my mother when she calls at the phone: that equals to being a saint.   >:(

Vegans are EVIL.
http://www.vegetariansareevil.com/history.html

Also you avoided the whole issue of being evil by wasting potential, COINCIDENCE!?
So yea, you are evil already, objective accomplished!

moolambo

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#25  March 06, 2010, 10:46:09 pm
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ok you took the worst of .... us. but I'd kill nobody. and you have no right of telling me 'evil'.

also there's no Devil or God but human beings' boredom that leads to the creation of characters and stories made only for the reason of not thinking about

sex.
"Pray, prey."


and guess what.
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Iced

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#26  March 06, 2010, 10:50:10 pm
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#27  March 06, 2010, 10:56:33 pm
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 10:46:09 pm

also there's no Devil or God
prove it!
 
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but human beings' boredom that leads to the creation ...
How can anyone who reads ever be bored?
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and guess what.
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Does too!!

:bow:  <-------  I really wore a bow in my hair today.
I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

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#28  March 06, 2010, 10:57:58 pm
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moolambo

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#29  March 06, 2010, 11:02:43 pm
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well you actually have no reason to tell me evil but fearing the truth and the sense of guilt hidden in the soul I am watching from the inside right now. yours. @_@

jokes apart, that's illogic. I don't kill animals because animals like cows and pigs are cute. so am I still evil? Hello Chthulhu.

huh

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prove it!
well it seem's you're already being skeptical. good job!  ;)

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that's exactly why he reads. 'cause he's bored.
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prove it!

Iced

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#30  March 06, 2010, 11:09:05 pm
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:02:43 pm
well you actually have no reason to tell me evil but fearing the truth and the sense of guilt hidden in the soul I am watching from the inside right now. yours. @_@

jokes apart, that's illogic. I don't kill animals because animals like cows and pigs are cute. so am I still evil? Hello Chthulhu.

See , you ARE evil, because animals are only worth NOT killing if they are cute, so they are there just for your viewing pleasure huh? You White conqueror evil dirtbag!!

I bet you are one of those vegans that keep wearing leather shoes and belts and kills flies and lice.

momo!

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#31  March 06, 2010, 11:11:29 pm
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Nucka

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#32  March 06, 2010, 11:20:53 pm
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You don't want to be evil, son.
You denounced molesting small children.

You should find the most feeble old man or woman, break their limbs and then tie firecrackers to their body and light em up. Make sure nothing of what you do is enough to kill them.

When the firecrackers are done...rip their jaw off and make a necklace out of it.

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#33  March 06, 2010, 11:25:30 pm
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to be evil means to break the normality norm of society, that means (i heard you live in italy) first of all prove that jesus and god doesn't exist.
After that make do some real magic circles, summon Satan and Lucifer, after that you've done ask them if they wanna destroy every life that is existent, while letting the metaller live.  You all take some weed and enjoy some heavy metal concerts, somewhere i live nearby.
made of ripped hearts waving far away,
only my memory stays still, as i say.
Looking to sky,
oh, how many people wished to fly?
i don't know,
beacuse life's harshness is a mainpart of god's show

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#34  March 06, 2010, 11:30:20 pm
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i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#35  March 06, 2010, 11:34:58 pm
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#36  March 06, 2010, 11:36:31 pm
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thoraxglycerin said, March 06, 2010, 11:25:30 pm
to be evil means to break the normality norm of society, that means (i heard you live in italy) first of all prove that jesus and god doesn't exist.
After that make do some real magic circles, summon Satan and Lucifer, after that you've done ask them if they wanna destroy every life that is existent, while letting the metaller live.  You all take some weed and enjoy some heavy metal concerts, somewhere i live nearby.
sorry dude, I'm not a metalhead. but you've been close to the matter by suggesting me to prove the unexistence of God in my country.
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I bet you are one of those vegans that keep wearing leather shoes and belts and kills flies and lice.
I kill mosquitos because they disturb my sleep. But I don't have a mosquito farm.


that would be evil.

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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#37  March 06, 2010, 11:39:01 pm
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Get a mosquito farm. Then. If it's evil.
i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...


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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#38  March 07, 2010, 12:03:36 am
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I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

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#39  March 07, 2010, 12:52:33 am
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?

I heard the Dark Side doesn't work out in the long road, I mean look what happend to Darth Vader!
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#40  March 07, 2010, 02:47:36 am
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boredom + want to be evil = play GTA

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#41  March 07, 2010, 03:23:03 am
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?

I'm afraid to say, if you manage to wonder about such dilemmas it means that you have enough time to put yourself in such a situation. Think about people that have to spend their days working at their job to make a living for them and for their wife and 2 sons. Do you think they have a minute to spare to ask their brains such mystical questions? Maybe you should indulge in other, more constructive activities instead of thinking about how spicing up your life by commiting evil deeds.

tl;dr: you have too much spare time on your hands. Go do something -- write a novel, paint a picture, bake a cake, anything. Just stop thinking about stealing candy because you're bored.
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#42  March 07, 2010, 03:25:01 am
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What kind of candy?

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I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

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#43  March 07, 2010, 03:25:49 am
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Candy-flavoured candy.
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#44  March 07, 2010, 04:27:54 am
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is thread finish? ok, i go anyway.

what you do is chop your legs off and get surgery so that you become a midget (since this thread is evil i won't say "Little Person"). Then cruise the streets of Las Vegas till a cop finds you, cuffs you and tells you to get in front of the car... Then when he thinks he's won, that's when you summon your might and go, "I CAN BREAK THESE-CUFFS", then you break the cuffs and skidaddle!  >:D
Prince Jango said, October 07, 2011, 11:45:18 pm
Yeah Titiln, in fact, You Made Him

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#45  March 07, 2010, 04:31:05 am
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skidaddle?  Did you really just use the word skidaddle?

:bow:
I think so, but isn't Regis Philbin already married?

GT

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#46  March 07, 2010, 05:45:12 am
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Ju no it.
Prince Jango said, October 07, 2011, 11:45:18 pm
Yeah Titiln, in fact, You Made Him

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#47  March 07, 2010, 06:07:19 am
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Boredom = evil

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#48  March 07, 2010, 10:39:58 am
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think about people that have to spend their days working at their job to make a living for them and for their wife and 2 sons.
lol, that made my day. way to early too, since it's morning right here now.
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Just stop thinking about stealing candy because you're bored.
I'd rather make candy and spread them free because candys are evil and make children's teeth rot.
Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 10:45:58 am by mulambo

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#49  March 07, 2010, 11:10:09 am
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mulambo said, March 06, 2010, 11:47:58 am
I always felt the dark side was meant for me and I hate the idea of being boring. So if I have to keep entertainment in this world, I'd like to do it trough evil ways. Know any?

be my servant...the pay isn't good but at least you'll have the honor to make me a chocolate chiffon and a warm glass of milk.
Last Edit: March 07, 2010, 11:58:58 am by TSUKASA (´･ω･`)

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#50  March 07, 2010, 11:23:10 am
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Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#51  March 07, 2010, 05:38:48 pm
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conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller

moolambo

Re: Is there a way to turn boredom into evil?
#52  March 07, 2010, 06:12:02 pm
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#53  March 07, 2010, 08:11:57 pm
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Go to Mexico.  They are probably looking for kids like you.

moolambo

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#54  March 08, 2010, 09:41:31 am
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they're already having fun with walt.
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#55  March 11, 2010, 12:04:04 am
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I AM A LIBRA! O_O

seriously guys. astrology is serious stuff and tells the truth. I'm completely ignorant about it but here's how it is:

YOU MAY NOT BELONG TO THE SIGN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BELONG TO.
and that's because there's a scientific update, if I didn't get it wrong, called "Equinox Precession" or something like that. and it means there are 2 more signs and what else, oh yes: the previous order of the signs changed.
I was going to post the table with the 14 signs but it is in italian and I'm just too bored. Just know that your sign may be really different than what you expected it was.


So I'm asking MissBHaven (that seemed to be really clever about astrology) to say something about it and explain to the people, including me.

I'm going to have sex with GOD since I'm of the libra and it means justice, super-partes attitudes and ascetic stuff like that. also let's not forget art.  :artist:

kakkoii superhero

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#56  March 11, 2010, 12:22:10 am
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no way man, you're not pretty boy enough to be a libran  ;D

moolambo

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#57  March 11, 2010, 12:34:23 am
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sure I'm pretty. I'm fuckin' hot. girls stare at me at school, teachers fall seduced by my sympathy and you all love me around here. hey no wait that sounds unbalanced.

maybe it goes the same for you, since you too (I know) are (or were) a scorpion. So you too are supposed to be a libra (ascendant: virgin). congratulations! we're sex symbols now. (too bad we won't fuck as scorpions do but who cares we have the power of justice and balance, if we know how to use our potential.)


AKUWA YURUSAN!

kakkoii superhero

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#58  March 11, 2010, 12:59:59 am
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how many days shifted each year? is it going forth and back?  ???
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