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Hyogo

What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#1 August 03, 2010, 05:23:32 pm

A big fat phony

http://www.destructoid.com/gonna-take-you-for-a-ride-with-a-street-fighter-condom--180248.phtml

Quote

Have you been looking for a way to combine your love of uppercutting people with your love of sticking your penis in things? Do you like not having to pay child support to illegitimate children? Are you frustrated that there isn't a contraceptive device available that shows Ryu's testicles?

I have the solution to all of your problems.

Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (since I can't imagine this is an official Capcom product) is this incredible Street Fighter condom that shows Ryu banging the crap out of Chun Li below an assortment of random flags. Many of these flags are from countries that have no characters in Street Fighter, so I guess it's a list of the condom maker's favorite places? I don't know.

To see this wonderful condom in all of its NSFW glory, furiously pound the jump until it loads. If it looks familiar, there was another version of this box floating around the internet back in 2009, but that one was censored. Besides, I'm betting most of you never saw it anyway.

I'm pretty fucking surprised.

Atleast Ryu's shooting Hadouken's to new places.

If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst.

Last Edit: August 03, 2010, 05:30:05 pm by Frozen Blade

Van's

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#2 August 03, 2010, 05:39:29 pm

LOL

moolambo

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#3 August 03, 2010, 06:46:46 pm

you know what they say?

lol, what the hell does that Canada flag mean?

Jmorphman

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#4 August 03, 2010, 06:52:07 pm

Q.E.D.

jin chonrei said, August 03, 2010, 06:46:46 pm

lol, what the hell does that Canada flag mean?

Guile is secretly Canadian. He overcompensates to hide this.

The Railgunner

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#5 August 03, 2010, 07:01:41 pm

Sunglasses Security Guy is watching you necrobump.

Quote

Ryu banging the crap out of Chun Li

I was hoping that that meant BEATING the crap out of her - I could really use a "What has been seen" picture right now...

*reaches for the brain bleach*

Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#6 August 03, 2010, 07:04:21 pm

Online

go home and be a fuck man

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Caddie

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#7 August 03, 2010, 07:07:04 pm

Most dangerous person in Mugen

That box is like 90% Ryu ass.

Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#8 August 03, 2010, 07:17:22 pm

Online

you've got a lot to learn before you fuck me. try again kiddo HEH HEH HEH HEH

i can make these up forever i hope some unfunny game blog takes them for a headline

fanfictionimg | badgame!

Jmorphman

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#9 August 03, 2010, 07:19:02 pm

Q.E.D.

Caddie said, August 03, 2010, 07:07:04 pm

That box is like 90% Ryu ass.

I also like that he's the only one naked.

And it looks like Chun-Li... still has her tights on?

Titiln said, August 03, 2010, 07:17:22 pm

i can make these up forever i hope some unfunny game blog takes them for a headline

I have one:
I am the horniest woman in the world.

This is fun.

Last Edit: August 03, 2010, 07:22:42 pm by Jmorphman

Luis Alejandro

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#10 August 03, 2010, 07:21:29 pm

You must defeat my hard penis to stand a chance.

Give it your all(actual ssf4 winquote)

xX-Nero-Xx said, May 22, 2013, 03:27:40 pm

I wouldn't consider that a infinite since you have to make your opponent bounce of the wall and if you do it on the wrong side of the stage the stage interaction would activate.

Nero D.

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#11 August 03, 2010, 07:47:13 pm

Fuck You.

Fuck me if you dare. I will crush you.

I will masturbate and then I will destroy you.

My cock is much greater than yours.

3 birds with one stone bitches

i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...

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Person Man

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#12 August 03, 2010, 08:13:26 pm

Make sense? What fun is there in making sense?
Online

I want to know the thought process that led the guy who designed this to draw a connection between over-the-top, violent physical beatdowns and sex.

OH GOD NO I DON'T.

Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#13 August 03, 2010, 08:45:37 pm

Online

either way themed or promotional condoms aren't an unprecedented thing

these were given out during a tour (let the right one slip in is the title of a morrissey song)

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Hyogo

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#14 August 03, 2010, 08:48:34 pm

A big fat phony

Ryu + Dragon Fisting = Ken with a sore Anus.

I'm fucking funny[/sarcasm]

If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst.

8-Bit Mr. A

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#15 August 04, 2010, 12:12:06 am

8-Bit Objectivism

SHORYU-CUM

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Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#16 August 04, 2010, 12:39:22 am

i stole this from ding

I would've been happy with a Skullomania condom

SKULLO FUCKER

sooner or later, everybody puts up with xiangfei
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Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#17 August 04, 2010, 05:46:33 am

Online

MelvanaInChains said, August 04, 2010, 12:39:22 am

I would've been happy with a Skullomania condom

SKULLO FUCKER

ideal for your boner!!!!!

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Epic Winnery

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#18 August 04, 2010, 05:47:59 am

FTW!!!

"You gotta fuck Shen Long before you can face me"

Jesuszilla

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#19 August 04, 2010, 06:22:02 am

I'm a fuffy.
Online

See, I didn't do that line for fear of fucking it up.

Like you just did.

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It must be really awful being so ridiculous.
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Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#20 August 04, 2010, 06:37:54 am

also how come nobody thought of you must defeat my shlong

"I’m never gonna grab anything by its balls, especially life. especially if life shows up in the incarnation where it would have testicles. if life showed up and had balls, the last thing I would do is grab those balls" - kyle kinane

Epic Winnery

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#21 August 04, 2010, 06:43:56 am

FTW!!!

I did? Damn it

San2

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#22 August 04, 2010, 06:44:15 am

always unique totally interesting sometimes myster

Friend is leaving for China in a week, I'm torn between asking him to find these for me and not wanting to support Chinese economy.

conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller

Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#23 August 04, 2010, 06:57:54 am

Online

more like shlong dong

more like cunt li

more like erection honda

more like aCUMa

more like fei dong

more like twelve DICKS IN YOUR ASS

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TempesT

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#24 August 04, 2010, 07:07:36 am

LMFAO ^

you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

~Ishida-Uryuu~

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#25 August 04, 2010, 07:28:54 am

DAT SAX

fuck titiln made me giggle what is becoming of this world

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Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#26 August 04, 2010, 07:37:38 am

I think Titiln's fucking hilarious, personally.

you can't mixup a blind man, and you can't out think a brick ~skisonic
Street fighting is all about analysis, prediction, and reaction. That's it.

Nero D.

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#27 August 04, 2010, 07:42:50 am

Fuck You.

Titiln said, August 04, 2010, 06:57:54 am

more like shlong dong

more like cunt li

more like erection honda

more like aCUMa

more like fei dong

more like twelve DICKS IN YOUR ASS

i lol'd you a clown for this one

i cant count the reasons i should stay

one by one they all just fade away...

http://nero-blanco.deviantart.com/

kakkoii superhero

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#28 August 04, 2010, 08:03:19 am

all is love in fair and war

Orochi Paladin said, August 04, 2010, 05:47:59 am

"You gotta fuck Shen Long before you can face me"

Sheng Long it was Sheng Long

know your winquote right

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Nucka

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#29 August 04, 2010, 08:46:05 am

Capcom is branching out with feminine hygiene products too.

Keep an eye out for the "HADOUCHE-BAG!!!"

kakkoii superhero

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#30 August 04, 2010, 08:51:19 am

all is love in fair and war

Tamponmaki senpuukyaku!
and
Tamponmaki senpuu kyaku EX! with extra protection for squirters

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Last Edit: August 04, 2010, 08:56:15 am by navetsea

Nucka

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#31 August 04, 2010, 08:55:15 am

TempesT said, August 04, 2010, 07:37:38 am

I think Titiln's fucking hilarious, personally.

I think you two should find a way to get together in real life and go out on a date.

Hyogo

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#32 August 04, 2010, 10:51:36 am

A big fat phony

Does your wife love Street fighter and big dicks?
Well this is your chance to please her with our newest invention!
The Dhalsim flavoured condom! please your loved one with Yoga-tastic force!

The pleasement on her face will be like "How you doin that?"
you'll reply "This is Yoga"

Simple?
(Also Rufus vs Dhalsim ftw)

If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst.

kakkoii superhero

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#33 August 04, 2010, 11:07:04 am

all is love in fair and war

how about one with guile hair on the tip

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bloodriotiori

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#34 August 04, 2010, 07:06:18 pm

there's nothing that i can say that will be more awesome then what has already been said.

Penis...that is all.

Speaking of Dhalsim, after speaking to my Indian representative, he has informed me that there has been a shortage of people actually using condoms

To remedy this, he's hoping the can combine the capcondom with this song to lower the rate of unwanted pregnancy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uknDkAw-tU

I fully support this idea.

If this isn't funny well...shut up

Hadoabuser

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#35 August 05, 2010, 07:07:57 pm

Ladies do u need a reliable Mechanical Dildo? One that will make u want to jump it when u wake up. One that will make u hu-hu-hu-hu-hunger for more.

Look no further because heres E.Honda's Hundred Dick Thrust. Guaranteed to please even the meatiest of vaginas with its deep reach.

Warning extended use past safety time may result in temporary paralysis of ur vagina or anus.

Card Sagas Wars > what ever you like.

Cybaster said, February 19, 2010, 05:27:30 pm

POTS has his name in 50% of characters' readme. I shall have 50% too, but for stages !

DragonSlayerEX

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#36 August 05, 2010, 07:31:43 pm

Beemo Is Camera !! :O

Lmao

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HiTehk

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#37 August 05, 2010, 11:26:14 pm

To bad the condom dampens the Ultra by 60%

I bet if it tears you hear C-C-C-COMDOM BREAKER!

Titiln

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#38 August 05, 2010, 11:48:27 pm

Online

yeah if a street fighter condom breaks you hear a line from killer instinct

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Nnaajj

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#39 August 05, 2010, 11:53:37 pm

Dudley:
You have no virginity!

Luis Alejandro said, July 27, 2010, 07:46:45 pm

RaiN said, July 27, 2010, 07:44:57 pm
Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek
I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice
you should have flipped over slowly

HiTehk

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#40 August 06, 2010, 12:21:53 am

Titiln said, August 05, 2010, 11:48:27 pm

yeah if a street fighter condom breaks you hear a line from killer instinct

well they have a Canadian flag on it. there's a lot of things to not expect. who know maybe they have a Balrog edition. for those who got that fight money to pay for it.

Nnaajj said, August 05, 2010, 11:53:37 pm

Dudley:
You have no virginity!

Keep it classy bro. keep it classy.

Hyogo

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#41 August 14, 2010, 08:45:26 pm

A big fat phony

Topic died for a few days, Boo.

Just can't wait for the Turbo edition for these.

If I can't be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst.

Jeraude Reuisu

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#42 August 17, 2010, 08:13:42 pm

7 Years in and 1 star? 0_0

they actualy sell these condoms... even tho i thought it was a box of sex pills right across the street from me, along with a 4 pack of enzite.

Hannah Montana Forever

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#43 August 20, 2010, 06:18:06 pm

SuperStar

hahaha LOL.
"Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (since I can't imagine this is an official Capcom product)"
Since we can see a SF artwork where Sakura is puking, WHO KNOWS.

Messi es la mierda del futbol

Iced

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#44 August 20, 2010, 06:59:26 pm

does this look like the face of mercy?

Selena Gomez said, August 20, 2010, 06:18:06 pm

hahaha LOL.
"Fresh from an Asian country that has no respect for intellectual property laws (since I can't imagine this is an official Capcom product)"
Since we can see a SF artwork where Sakura is puking, WHO KNOWS.

You dont really believe that sakura puking is official artwork, do you?
Cuz if you do, boy do I have a surprise for you.

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Nomechy

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#45 August 20, 2010, 07:26:17 pm

No.
Online

oh you silly asians

Yeah, that works.

No witty quotes though.

Average Mugen Guild Poster

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#46 August 22, 2010, 04:20:00 pm

im finally just like everyone else

I could put half of Juri's quotes without editing them at all and they would all fit.

fucking bad poster asshole that home32 bitch

The Aboriginal One

Re: What are people even thinking of... (NSFW)

#47 August 23, 2010, 12:57:03 am

Still around, guys, more awesomer.

Dr. House said, August 04, 2010, 08:55:15 am

TempesT said, August 04, 2010, 07:37:38 am
I think Titiln's fucking hilarious, personally.
I think you two should find a way to get together in real life and go out on a date.

Why didn't I see this thread sooner?

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