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Started by Jmorphman, August 31, 2012, 12:01:22 am
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#521  May 05, 2014, 03:23:25 am
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He has never had anything really "great" imo.

They way he fucked up MOS and they way he responded to the criticism makes it pretty clear he has no idea what he is doing with DC properties.
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#522  May 05, 2014, 03:29:26 am
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*DC* has no idea what its doing with its own properties. :(

I think the problem with Goyer is that his ambition heavily, heavily outweighs his talent. He wants to be a deep writer who can weave interesting metaphors into a complex plot but far too often creates a jumbled mess with incredibly shallow characters whose actions seem completely random and a plot that is nonsensical.

If he had stuck to doing things like the Blade movies (or worked with stronger directors like Nolan more often, but even then his weaknesses are still readily apparent) he'd have a much better reputation, because they catered to his strength of coming up with incredibly elaborate curses ("cock juggling thundercunt", "You're about one cunt hair away from hillbilly heaven", etc.) and didn't pretense about being an elaborate statement about the nature of heroism in the post-9/11 world, or what have you.
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#523  May 05, 2014, 04:06:29 am
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I believe this hits the nail on the head
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#524  May 05, 2014, 10:22:43 pm
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Actually, nu52 Shazam (at least the origin, I actively avoid Justice League) is one of the only things I think would lend itself well to a movie. I have no doubt Sny-Goy will find a way to screw it up, though.

I mostly saw the origin - the fact that one of the very first things the characters does is charge money for a good deed just completely misses the point... he's supposed to have earned the powers due to being better than that and than a whole lot of people young and old - and was thus supposed to get a body whose strenght would match his spirit.

Going live action should at least force the script to spend a substantial amount of time on civilian depowered mode, where young Batson can shine, if they don't get some lil' superstar-wannabe prick to wreck that...
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#525  May 13, 2014, 01:42:55 am
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Introducing: the new Batmobile's ass!

totally thought they'd just do a Tumbler but more biggerer-er, because The Dark Knight Returns. But hey, this is cool looking so far.

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#526  May 13, 2014, 01:44:52 am
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Leave it to Jmorphman to post pictures of asses

Or ass pictures
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#527  May 13, 2014, 01:49:49 am
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I have no idea what you mean.
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#528  May 13, 2014, 02:24:59 am
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Could be the Court of Owls Batmobile. Minus the hood of course because that would be too silly for this universe.
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This time
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This time
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This time, this time, this time
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#529  May 13, 2014, 02:47:24 am
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From that angle it looks like a Burton/Nolan batmovile mix, that could lead into a cool design actually.
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#530  May 13, 2014, 03:03:53 am
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Yeah Yeah..........Show me a frigging Batjet already.


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You want practicality? Fine, but damnit get it right. Functionality + Dramatic flare = A pointy 2 man stealth jet that looks like something out of hell. 

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

And for god's sake, don't shoot it down this time, I mean really, its beyond cliche.
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#531  May 13, 2014, 05:37:58 pm
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Actually, nu52 Shazam (at least the origin, I actively avoid Justice League) is one of the only things I think would lend itself well to a movie. I have no doubt Sny-Goy will find a way to screw it up, though.

Oh god no. Shazam is just about the worst character they ever rebooted.

Hey let's turn the very hero that is best known for being more good-hearted than Superman and turn him into the very kind of jerkass teenager everybody hates because REALISM!

His comic book covers even make him look like an evil menacing villain.
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#532  May 13, 2014, 06:14:32 pm
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I didn't say the reboot was true to the character! I just said it would lend itself well to a movie! There's a character arc, the hero is tested, he comes out on the other side different and learns the meaning of family. Future villains are set up in a way that doesn't distract from the main plot noticeably. Seriously, read it in full if you haven't!

Let me stress also, I don't know what they've done with him outside the origin because I refuse to read Justice League (I read the origin backups in a fan-collected edition). If they've squandered the character he was becoming at the end of the origin story, that's a shame. I maintain that it would make a great movie in capable hands!
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It's a shame we have to die, my dear
No one's getting out of here alive
This time
What a way to go, but have no fear
No one's getting out of here alive
This time
It's a shame we have to disappear
No one's getting out of here alive
This time, this time, this time

Bea

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#533  May 13, 2014, 06:45:38 pm
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It looks... okay.
Makes me hope even more to see Affleck kick Superman's butt (I still can't believe I am hoping for this, but oh well...).
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#534  May 13, 2014, 07:08:20 pm
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Looks like they going to have those neck turning problems from the earlier movies. And my thats a big bat on your chest sir
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#535  May 13, 2014, 08:23:52 pm
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Woah, Arkham Batman.

Also, let the #SadBatman 'shops begin




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#536  May 13, 2014, 11:17:57 pm
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lol

He looks pretty good.
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#537  May 13, 2014, 11:26:32 pm
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Reminds me of that a big and bulk batman design from the Dark Night Returns Comic
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#538  May 13, 2014, 11:58:59 pm
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Makes me hope even more to see Affleck kick Superman's butt (I still can't believe I am hoping for this, but oh well...).
Stop hoping, don't let yourself get excited again, remember last time! D:

Woah, Arkham Batman.
Not really? Not really at all. :-\

Reminds me of that a big and bulk batman design from the Dark Night Returns Comic
Yeah, most definitely, especially with those short ears. But is the whole costume all black? That seems pretty dumb, hopefully it's just the lighting that makes it look that way? I don't know why they keep making the bat-symbol impossible to see, this is exactly what the yellow oval was for. >:[

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#539  May 14, 2014, 12:36:01 am
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Makes me hope even more to see Affleck kick Superman's butt (I still can't believe I am hoping for this, but oh well...).
Stop hoping, don't let yourself get excited again, remember last time! D:

I know! It is because of what happened last time that I am hoping for Affleck to kick that menace in blue overalls with a red cape butt! D:
But I won't be seeing this mess on the theatres. Nor will I buy the DVD/bluray of this thing.

I just want Affleck to kick that poor excuse of a not Superman butt. >:(
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#540  May 14, 2014, 12:37:05 am
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Speaking of butts, Batman's got quite the butt-chin going on.

God, I don't think I'll unsee it.