besides, I heard life SUCKS in AsiaInteresting, I had no idea.
Show her how much bigger your cock is...lol
is there any signs or body language or something I could look out for?Well, usually women who are gold, or in this case green, digging usually stay away from your feelings or try to confront them in a poor manner.
show her how much bigger your cock is and congrats.That's one of my top sexual fantasies I'm so Jealous
She'll marry you and then dump you after she gets american citizenship.true story: my friend's dad's friend asked my friend to marry his daughter so she could get citizenship, AND he offered to pay 30,000 dollars.
True story.
is there any signs or body language or something I could look out for?She's from Japan so she should have very easy to pick up body language. She will fall on her head when she realizes something stupid and she will close her eyes when she's happy. As I've seen, Japanese people have a habit of making their feelings terribly obvious.
EDIT:
Dude you should have told her to bring me doujinshi!
EDIT Part 2:
How long is she going to be here and what's her personality like? I can suggest more things to do when I know that.
she's staying at my place... in my room...sorry to calm you down, but you'll probably do nothing with her. don't be too "hot-headed" or she will notice it all and everything will be fucked up (even your lost virginity plan).
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE BTW GUYS
she's staying at my place... in my room...
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE BTW GUYS
He thinks it'll happenOh Pierre~ :3
4chanWhat's wrong with that besides a select few boards?
You'd better have gotten my text dude.
ANYWAY, the sex thing, dude, just keep cool. And I'm sure you're aware, but if you don't have any get condoms. You don't want to get cock blocked by not having them. I suggest Trojans. Fuck yeah. JUST IN CASE IT HAPPENS.
Also, I need a personality STAT. Get me that and you get more suggestions. How old is she anyway? Have you guys been romantic?
this thread owns!!!! im going to meet a japanese girl through the internet and invite her and fuck herThank you for being the first to point out how ridiculous everyone is being.
OK, I just have to say this. What kind of irresponsible parents let a 17 year old daughter fly to another country unchaparoned to spend 2 weeks living with a guy she met on the net.What kind of Irresponsible parents let a 14yr old girl invite 4 teenage boys and give them drugs only for the mother to have sex with them later?
o_O
Trust me people in Asia would do anything to get into America.
but that's not the case here, her father left her at an early age she doesnt even remember him
they live in a small typical apartment in Japan
and no I'm definitely not showing her this thread lol
I'mma need to teach her some English too
like how we talk here in California... like how we say "like" a lot... like how we say HELLA, FORREALS, THATS COO, ARE YOU DOWN? kind of stuff
I also needa teach her how to say Really instead of Rearri
I'mma try to fix her Engrish!!! no offense intended
When you get pics of her sleeping, post em'.
14 IIRC
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.im not sad im bappy :)
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.I still need to watch the 3rd film....
So this japanese girl is your friend right....Huh? and what made you think that?
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.I still need to watch the 3rd film....
also I hang out in a channel with Machinaweapon who probably keeps a list of that kind of shit in his wallet
So this japanese girl is your friend right....Huh? and what made you think that?
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
So this japanese girl is your friend right....Huh? and what made you think that?
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
take a deep breath step back and re read it as if you were anyone that cared over her.
It's hard to give a shit when you aren't hardcore weeaboo like 90% of the posters.
Try to remain logical and serious in this thread for me :)Seems that failed.
Thank you.
Thanks for the info?I find your confusion intriguing... how old are you? >:D :-*
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.
...are you TRYING to get him trapped in the Friend Zone?
i guarantee my methods are better than awkwardly staring at her while trying to force out some shit he learned from watching subbed episodes of lucky star.
Don't forget to take photos during the sex.
and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night
I have the feeling this thread wouldn't have one third of the replies it has if the word japanese wasn't in the title.
and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night
So...a friend from Arkansas is visiting
nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shitDude I seriously appreciate your honesty and I understand you dont want to appear like a horndog but seriously.. You slept in a room with a "foreign" chick who came to America for You and made not a single move? Com' on RaiN, youve got to do better than that..
not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway
however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type
so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts
I might take pictures tomorrow and show you guys
believe it or not though she is here with me
it's pretty hard to communicate though since I don't understand full Japanese
but I think she's catching along to English better
I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISH
I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISHteach her how to eat a banana
:laugh4:I take offense to this.
..on a more serious note, be a little more serious guys, please. We've had like five 'rape her' posts now, that should be enough to ensure our perceived manliness :P
..on a more serious note, be a little more serious
nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shit
not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway
however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type
so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT...it's the other way around
Quoteher personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT...it's the other way around
and you should be the one making things hectic for her
She won't understand a goddamn word he says.
Trust me TRUST ME when she's sleeping crawl next to her and tell her how you wanna fuck.
Who buys girls gifts after 4 days? Who buys anybody gifts after 4 days? And it's been less than a week,
$ 400 for a stranger girl in 4 daysYeah, he hasn't been talking to her online for a long time beforehand, she's just a random stranger he happened to get over to his house ::)
she has free accomodation, a chauffeur, and a wallet
because since the beginning he said he wanted to make a great and confortable stay for her, to hang around and go to a lot of places... but I believe (and many of us) that you exagerate!!
that's a lot of money, specially for mexican people like me xD
so he ended up doing her half for her
so he ended up doing her half for her:wiseguy:
I remember I went on a first official date with this girl. We had dinner at a nice Italian restaurant downtown, when the waiter gave the check, I asked him if he could split it because we're paying separately; my date looked at me with her eyes literally wide open. I told her, "You didn't expect me to pay over 100 dollars for food, did you?" I blew her fucking mind because she was used to men paying. That is how you assert manliness, Rain. You are doing it wrong.
in only 4 days I've spend almost $400 taking her here and therebad move now you're her bitch, as they say.
i mean, she IS cute and i think she's highly attractivehit it!!!
but i must hand it to youthen quit it!!!
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
I know you guys are saying pull some moves on her but seriouslywell obviously you can't just kick her out...I think. I dunno your arrangements but uh if things aren't that serious and you're in the friendzone you're not getting out. NOW IF YOU WANT HER AS A FRIEND then yeah, friend it is, I don't think you even want to turn this into a whatever you want to turn this into( one night sexy time, long distance relationship, etc.)
all the signs she does clearly shows she doesnt want anything from me unless it benefits her
^Am I talking to myself here?You gotta start being random. Girls like sense of humor.F that.
In the morning when she wakes up, start playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU) and start dancing like the biggest douchebag on Earth.
Dude, if she's actin like that then tell her to take her ass right back to Japan.
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why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit
don't you get bored?
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why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit
don't you get bored?
Why do you expect a girl to jump on you and have sex with you because you bought her 400 dollars worth of gifts? If you ask me, that's no better.
I have a question. Are you stupid? Or are you just.... stupid?
I don't expect to get laid for paying for everything.
You don't know me or understand anything.
I have a feeling we might you know... intercourse but really that's not my priority.You have a feeling you might have intercourse? It was all in your head, buddy. You want to have sex, it's just the last thing you want to do before she leaves in two weeks. Stop lying when the evidence is right here in your thread.
my priority is to show her a good time here in America, lol
If it's one thing I'll say, sex is probably the last few things I wanna do
more focused on having fun and stuff!
You think I'm just pushover who expects to buy sex with money?Yes, I think you are a pushover because you posted an angry post about how the girl is not worth anything because she didn't lavish you with love because of the money you spent on her or because of your superficial feelings of care for her. I replied to that post earlier in this thread.
Well if you do, then you're mistaken.
She was just being really rude because she didn't appreciate anything I did for her.I answered your question above with some quotes I found simply by rereading the first 3 pages of this thread. I hope that helps.
Or at least it didn't seem like it.
When the fuck did I say I wanted to get laid?
Everyone else in the thread is suggesting "get laid" but if you clearly read in the first few pages I clearly said I DONT WANNA FOCUS ON SEX I JUST WANNA FOCUS ON SHOWING HER AROUND AND HAVING FUN
I know you're a global moderator but you don't have to be such an asshat.
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why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit
don't you get bored?
Why do you expect a girl to jump on you and have sex with you because you bought her 400 dollars worth of gifts? If you ask me, that's no better.
I have a question. Are you stupid? Or are you just.... stupid?
I know you're a global moderator but you don't have to be such an asshat.
I was referring to the fact that she looks like a 14 year old.asian girls generally look younger than other girls hth
Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But in japan and it's better in japan"
Ya pretty annoying
I think this Japanese girl hates America thoughjapan hate america, wtf o_O
Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But in japan and it's better in japan"
Ya pretty annoying
^uh spoiled?
You're totally right Rajaaboy :)
I am soooo stupid after seeing you quote me on everything.
I should've known!
I beg forgiveness.
did she says she wanna meet you, and traveled to USA for you?
she says she wanted to meet America and you offer here a place, and etc etc to stay?
was she nicer on the internet or what
Online she was all like "Oh I love you I wanna sleep with you and make love to you"well, maybe she is shy!!
And she'd used to be like "oh I miss you" and stuff
but in real life she hasn't said shit
so basically, I've been baited pretty damn badly
now that I've seen her real self it just disgusts mehahaha tends to happen... well, be nice, try not to be a moron, don't play the same way she does...
This is just an example of why people shouldn't meet foreign people on the internet and bring them to their houses to live! It sounds ridiculous if one thinks about it.
was she nicer on the internet or what
Yeah. Online she acted like she was caring and was really like... interested, you know?
She's not nice at all in real life.
I dunno what I should do now.
I've totally lost motivation to do anything.
now that I've seen her real self it just disgusts me
what should I do now lol
It's only been 5 days. So there's like 9 days left.Damn, she'll be draining out your money in no time.
She's staying for like 2 weeks.
It's only been 5 days. So there's like 9 days left.
She's staying for like 2 weeks.
^ This.You gotta start being random. Girls like sense of humor.F that.
In the morning when she wakes up, start playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU) and start dancing like the biggest douchebag on Earth.
Dude, if she's actin like that then tell her to take her ass right back to Japan.
Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But it's better in japan"Well I know one thing America does better than Japan...
I actually don't have a big problem getting decent chicks. If I ever decide to go out, I can get a chick. I'm charming, and know some slick moves.Napoleon Dynamite would do this too.
IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.
going to the local arcades and play some games, hit up some friends kick it, maybe some drugs, go to work, and school
I actually don't have a big problem getting decent chicks. If I ever decide to go out, I can get a chick. I'm charming, and know some slick moves.
IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.
well here's a picture we took before going out.
(http://www.trietluu.net/unbeknowNst/DSCN0257.jpg)
That sounds doucheyRight, but woman are retarded.
Whats wrong with her glasses? I have glasses like that.They look like my grandmother's glasses.
she's cute yo.
she looks like.....my ex girlfriend............yumi................:bigcry:
That sounds doucheyRight, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.Whats wrong with her glasses? I have glasses like that.They look like my grandmother's glasses.
she's too... boyish
What the fuck you talking about?That sounds doucheyRight, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.Whats wrong with her glasses? I have glasses like that.They look like my grandmother's glasses.
Then your grandmother is the height of Japanese fashionable eyewear.
:bow:
Whats wrong with her glasses? I have glasses like that.no. i can't see her eyes. i dunno what they look like. >.<
>:(
maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?Go through her stuff.
What the fuck you talking about?That sounds doucheyRight, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.Whats wrong with her glasses? I have glasses like that.They look like my grandmother's glasses.
Then your grandmother is the height of Japanese fashionable eyewear.
:bow:
My grandmother's been dead since last Feb.
i dont know anymore guys
maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?
shit i dont even know anymore
this is so complicated
you're kidding right? :-Xi dont know anymore guys
maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?
shit i dont even know anymore
this is so complicated
It's supposed to be complicated, she is a girl. Girls are complicated. It's the law.
:bow:
how about travelling with motorcycle, at least there would be some contact, and who knows it would lead to better communication.i don't think that would help.
You have got to be the biggest dumbass I've met in a while. At first I thought this was a joke, but now I'm just amazed.
Stop listening to these, "look on the bright side/maybe you're misunderstanding each other" posters and give up. You didn't have a chance from the start, I hope you realize that; I know it sounds harsh, but it's the truth.
The shit I just read through! From you, and these asses offering you advice!
There is no hope.Precisely.
That's why I'm saying "I don't even know what to do anymore"
because there is no point
Online she was all like "Oh I love you I wanna sleep with you and make love to you"Then she should have been staying at your house for 2 days TOPS, no?
And she'd used to be like "oh I miss you" and stuff
but in real life she hasn't said shit
so basically, I've been baited pretty damn badly
^ What the fuck did I just read?
can i have her screen name?best post in this thread
Yeah, get advice from MFG, really fucking swell.he should've posted his thread on cvg yeah
"=o" -> ":]" -> ";D" -> "(for a long while)<3" -> ":?" -> ">:/" -> "D<" -> "T_T" -> "v.v" -> ":P"
can i have her screen name?best post in this thread
I ask a simple question and I get called stupid, then Shundhi comes along and calls you a dumbas and gets replied to correctly? It's official, you like to be abused and disrespected, Rain!So not cool Rajaa..
Anyway, Shundhi is right, I would treat you just like the girl because the way you act is not worthy of respect.
I'm a bad, bad man.
I'm a bad, bad man.Agreed!
cause afterall, she IS into that Taylor Lautner, Hannah Montana, Lady GaGa, Britney Spears mainstream shit
For the love of all that is mugen please stop double posting there's an edit button for a reason :sugoi:
in america we have lady gaga in japan they have 3 hour videos where guys use the toy from clockstoppers to freeze time and rape beautiful japanese women, and then in the process of it, unfreeze time and own the girls wit their small weiners. maybe we aren't so different after all.yeah i see the resemblance
Yeah, get advice from MFG, really fucking swell.he should've posted his thread on cvg yeah
Hey everything's going great recently.
We've been able to connect and have decent conversations, understandings, and a few good laughs. I think most of the reason because she's starting to catch along with English wayyy much better, and she can understand our humor and everything better. She's starting to understand that she doesn't need to live in that shell of being all "modest and polite" and that she can just be herself. It feels great when one can be oneself, doesn't it?
Anyways, I don't really care about you know... the sex. I'm actually having a real good time just being friends.
She can now say "Really" instead of "Rearri" and "English" instead of "Engrish"
I dunno, it's pretty cool.
She seems to be enjoying things also because she's starting to understand American culture and stuff.
I mean, at first for the first 6 days I think she was either PMSing or it was a little overwhelming for her to understand the American culture. Or perhaps, could be both? XD
That I do not know, but one thing for sure, she's gotten a lot better and I'm starting to appreciate my time a lot more with this special guest, rather than wishing she was gone.
She also likes the weather here, she claims it is a bit cold in the Bay Area. but compared to Japan... oh man in Japan? The weather is INSANE. Okay so today the weather was like 75 degrees F and in Japan the weather is 95 degrees F. fucking crazy!!!! Even in Japan, the weather is like 80 degrees F in the mornings/nights. and it's supposed to be COOL during morning/nights hahaha
She also says she likes my bed, because I have one of those Tempurpedic Beds, which are insanely expensive and comfortable. In Japan she said she sleeps on those futons, or cushions on the floors. which is definitely NOT comfortable haha. she loves my bed. I love my bed too.
anyways, I'm reporting in with a positive this time! :]
Good morning!Ass = gay!
Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek
HAHA
I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice
... how much bigger your cock is..Some girls asked me that before especially in school. lol I'm like "What the heck!"
Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheekThis reminds me when one girl put her head against my ****. Oops. If my g/f finds out about this, she'll get mad at me or kill me. :P
you should have flipped over slowlyI was thinking the same.
Which black man wants someone holding there ass?*Duo Solo coughs*
Good morning!
Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek
HAHA
I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice
Why were you guys sharing the same bed? What're you guy's a couple?
So... How many times did you fap
Your sharing of beds had heavy sexual undertones. Its almost impossible to carry out an inter-gender friendship without some kind of sexual tension being involved from at least one side of the party. Unless you're both asexual.
and I felt tempted many times but I had to overcome the temptation
I don't know how she felt about me though
what do you guys think she felt?
god why does she look like Yumi!!1!!!!!!
what do you guys think she felt?she was ready n' willing, and you totally missed the hot intercontinental sex :-*
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs248.snc4/39729_471882499427_697244427_6474103_4092980_n.jpg)
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs248.snc4/39729_471882499427_697244427_6474103_4092980_n.jpg)She looks allot like the intern thats staying with me. :)So... How many times did you fap
I never fap before. Probably never will.Your sharing of beds had heavy sexual undertones. Its almost impossible to carry out an inter-gender friendship without some kind of sexual tension being involved from at least one side of the party. Unless you're both asexual.
Well... I did kinda wanna do it with her at times when I was checking out her legs, ass, and tits but... I think that's natural for guys
and I felt tempted many times but I had to overcome the temptation
I don't know how she felt about me though
what do you guys think she felt?
So... How many times did you fap
I never fap before. Probably never will.
In the beginning she used to freak out if I gave her the slightest touch.
Towards the end I was giving her massages and occasionally caressing my hand on her legs and she didnt do anything. same with her tummy :D
anyways, I was able to tell she was opening up to me because she started talking to me more. she also started doing stuff like putting her head on my shoulders and blah blah
i would put my arm around her at times and she seems okay about it too
so all the signs piece together and make sense
2 weeks is not enough for us to become lovers
but its sure enough time to get to know each other very well
this shows that your brian is over your body.
I never fap before. Probably never will.
this shows that your brian is over your body
is it the shitomgodzilla teeth?
Hey everything's going great recently.You got incredibly lucky.
anyways, I'm reporting in with a positive this time! :]
but maybe you got trapped in the friend zone...You seem like quite the liar. Stop with that "friend zone" nonsense.
I never fap before. Probably never will.
I don't believe it... at all. It's impossible.
My mind is abuzz with speculation, but chances are that all of my guesses will be wrong. I guess all that's left to ask is if you two are keeping in touch.
It's unfathomable.
It's literally impossible for you to never have masturbated AND still be a virgin. Even people who have enough sex masturbate. You realize what you're saying, right? Plus you have access to the internet... do you not watch porn either?