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Off-Topic => All That's Left => Topic started by: Thedge on February 06, 2013, 11:38:40 pm

Title: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Thedge on February 06, 2013, 11:38:40 pm
Nigerian prostitutes promise free sex if national soccer team win the African Cup of Nations. (http://allafrica.com/stories/201302020002.html)
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Foobs on February 06, 2013, 11:42:16 pm
This would be the perfect premise for a fighting game. No more of that cliche supernatural/corporational scheme bullshit, just win the tournament and get laid.

Also 'Super Eagles'? That's the lamest name I've ever heard.
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Cobra Caddie on February 06, 2013, 11:47:06 pm
Captain Bullshit Anime said, February 06, 2013, 11:42:16 pm
This would be the perfect premise for a fighting game. No more of that cliche supernatural/corporational scheme bullshit, just win the tournament and get laid.

Also 'Super Eagles'? That's the lamest name I've ever heard.

Wasn't that the plot of Matrimelee?
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Duos.act on February 06, 2013, 11:56:20 pm
Close, the plot of Matrimelee was you get married. 
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: carlmachine on February 06, 2013, 11:56:58 pm
(http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/140/141/3ec73b06_2771_6546.gif)
enjoy yer aids

EDIT:
I'm not saying that all prostitutes have aids. (Incase there are prostitutes lurking amongst us here. Then I'm terribly sorry that I accidentally hurt your feelings.)
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Bastard Mami on February 07, 2013, 12:15:58 am
Captain Bullshit Anime said, February 06, 2013, 11:42:16 pm
This would be the perfect premise for a fighting game. No more of that cliche supernatural/corporational scheme bullshit, just win the tournament and get laid.

that's the premise of variable geo...adn battle raper.
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Foobs on February 07, 2013, 12:31:51 am
Raping the loser during the tournament is not the same as having consensual sex as champion.
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: RobotMonkeyHead on February 07, 2013, 12:51:45 am
Wait a minute, did she just call the whole team a bunch of whore mongers?
I mean she's offering for 'free' what they all implicitly would have otherwise been paying for. ;)
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Bastard Mami on February 07, 2013, 01:02:54 am
Captain Bullshit Anime said, February 07, 2013, 12:31:51 am
Raping the loser during the tournament is not the same as having consensual sex as champion.

it's not rape itf they agreed to it before.
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Basara Lapis on February 07, 2013, 02:27:13 pm
MClockwerk said, February 06, 2013, 11:56:20 pm
Close, the plot of Matrimelee was you get married. With a loli.
Fixed for the truth. I would prefer team fans than prostitutes, but well... it's a good incentive in the end :thumbsup:

Also... it was just me or I missread about one prostitute offers free sex to the whole team?? (inb4 bukkake)
Title: Re: Free sex if you win the tournament
Post by: Cenobite 53 on February 07, 2013, 05:49:18 pm
Basara A-17 said, February 07, 2013, 02:27:13 pm
MClockwerk said, February 06, 2013, 11:56:20 pm
Close, the plot of Matrimelee was you get married. With a loli.
Fixed for the truth. I would prefer team fans than prostitutes, but well... it's a good incentive in the end :thumbsup:

Also... it was just me or I missread about one prostitute offers free sex to the whole team?? (inb4 bukkake)
The article says prostitutes not prostitute.