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#741  March 07, 2007, 10:14:38 pm
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SEKUSHI BIIMU

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#742  March 07, 2007, 10:17:09 pm
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Baiken said, March 07, 2007, 09:38:23 pm
Wallachia's name is taken after a region where the original Dracula was from.
That's exactly what I meant, makes more sense like that.

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conscious dreamers can be treasurer to their own currency
im a conscious dreamer
therefore i can be treasurer to my own currency

i can be the mind controller

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#743  March 07, 2007, 10:30:20 pm
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That's exactly what I meant, makes more sense like that.
Ah, OK, I thought your "makes more sense" was on the "it was changed with the patch". Just noticed I misread your post.
If I struggled to the end of my determination, to the end of my way of life with my followers, if the result is ruin, then this ruin is inevitable. Grieve. Shed tears. But you cannot regret.
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#744  March 07, 2007, 11:32:15 pm
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Lord Crump

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#745  March 08, 2007, 01:46:25 am
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And with that, POW! I am gone.

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#746  March 08, 2007, 02:57:19 am
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The Aboriginal One

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#747  March 08, 2007, 03:21:32 am
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I'm just a bill, said I'm only a bill... and I'm sittin' here on Capital Hill.
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#748  March 08, 2007, 03:29:45 am
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haha, i remember that, what was it, School House Rock?

...mutha fucka looked depressed as hell singing that  o_O

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#749  March 08, 2007, 05:12:53 am
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seeing he was waiting to turn into the law, being vetoed and kicked out many times. I always wonder what was the law he was going to be.
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#750  March 08, 2007, 05:21:16 am
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you may be a bill,
but still you need ta take a chill pill,
or ill take a frail drill,
and kill while you stay on Capital Hill,
ya fill?
Im back. But no, not really.

Lord Crump

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#751  March 08, 2007, 05:23:20 am
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I fill.

*Fills out check*
And with that, POW! I am gone.

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#752  March 08, 2007, 10:30:01 am
I had the best dream EVER last night.  Thought I'd share.
  Dream starts off with me in the middle of one of those military/action type movies.  This one's set in a desert/cliff/cavernous/some shit like that setting in the middle of the night.  There are a few red flares set off already in various places.  I am now in my bathroom, teamed up with Chuck Norris, who I assume is the inspiration/reason I am in the desert to begin with in the middle of an action movie.  I am watching his back as he's peeking out my bathroom window for whatever.
  I feel something prick the back of my arm or my back or my ribs or something.  I ignore it the first time, but turn around after the second to find a Mexican/Hispanic/whatever girl behind me wearing a heavy (probably denim) dark blue dress that kinda looks like Hinata's skirt over a basic white t-shirt (I have no idea why I remember what she's wearing so vividly) with what is apparently a tazer the size of a Chicklet or something (comparison totally random, by the way) in her clutches.  I swipe it away, stick it in between our mouths (think the end of Batman Returns), and we start making out.
  The tazerthing has apparently disappeared, she's apparently sitting on the bathroom counter, and now she wants it.  I lift up her dress (this is where I notice her dress being heavy, I guess) and move her panties aside, but the countertop is in the way, so we switch to standing position.  As we're going at it, I look to the floor for some reason, and I notice a familiar crimson color underneath us.  She says she's okay, so we continue.  Now she's back on the countertop and her dress is missing.  Actually, I think it went missing when we stood up.  Anyways, she has her knees on the counter and her hands on the tank of the toilet, and I am apprently going to check if she really is okay or something.  I obviously get distracted from this and get ready to work the tongue when I wake up. :(

This is easily the greatest dream I ever had or will ever have.

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#753  March 08, 2007, 03:27:24 pm
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lol @ Chuck Norris' cameo in your wet dream.

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#754  March 08, 2007, 04:01:09 pm
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Posting wet dream in public forum. :noo:

The Aboriginal One

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#755  March 08, 2007, 05:43:20 pm
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who said it was wet?
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walt

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#756  March 08, 2007, 06:11:35 pm
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was it at least moist?

The Aboriginal One

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#757  March 08, 2007, 06:15:31 pm
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it could just be a sex dream and he was just pulling blanks. that, and waking up to an already awakened girlfriend is about the most awesome thing ever.
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#759  March 08, 2007, 07:41:38 pm
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Spoiler: The Difference Between a Wet Dream and a Sex Dream" (click to see content)
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#760  March 08, 2007, 09:03:03 pm
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first thing i see when i open this topic is "The Difference Between a Wet Dream and a Sex Dream"

,,,the FUCK are you guys talking about?

*checks back*

oh...OH...

...this better not turn intop a trend...

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