Just post your own worst first/second/third date ever, and feel sorry for other people's stories.Mine? Not a worst first date ever, but oh well... I went for a date today with some woman that I met few days ago in my neighbourhood. It was like I knew her before, but just that time I wasn't in a rush and had a chance to talk to her. Anyway, so it's all going good, we're chit chatting, but then I did mention something about religion and she said she's a jehovah witness (I'm catholic) and started showing me some brochures where I can read more about it, and "come to the dark side" (my little joke here). So, out of the sudden, our DATE turned to some weird religion changing discussion, where I was feeling VERY uncomfortable. Then she said we can't see eachother anymore. Why? I'm not a jehovah witness.Then I screwed her sister.Spoiler, click to toggle visibiltyOk. I did not, but I wish.So, did you fart on a date? or have you been slapped for saying something nasty? Don't be shy, post some funny/pathetic/sad story!
DooM: Your same story, but the subject changed to HEALTH PRODUCTS. I really liked her, too bad it all went to hell by her insistance.Also, once I was having a meal with some friends and my first GF. I didn't finish my taco, and left my plate on the side and I spat a piece of meat that was unedible. A friend tried to finish my giant taco half and he ran into the same piece of meat. I tried to laugh, but I had a mouthful of coke... I spat all over my girlfriend's face. We all laughed our asses off... 4 months later, at the time I just wish I'd die.
has to be the time where my most recent ex RUINED the Dark Knight for the both of uswe went to the theaters, and that day she got all pretty for me. i showed how pretty she was by smiling so muxh my teeth hurt, a kiss on the cheek, finger through the hair, and a "very nice" kind of saying *dont rememebr what&well apparently she never HEARD me say it, cause we get there, she goes to the bathroom comes back and says some guy said she was very pretty. what else she says? "How come u didnt compliment me? fuck guys that arent my BF compliment me more than you" when, 5 mins earlier, i DID, in FACT, compliment the bitch.so i try to explain i did, she wont listen, she gets all sad n shit, and makes the atmosphere next to her darker than the god damn movie itselffucking bitch...
Snake said, April 10, 2009, 08:09:29 amso i try to explain i did, she wont listen, she gets all sad n shit, and makes the atmosphere next to her darker than the god damn movie itselfI'm sorry, but this made me laugh.
i had been lucky all my dates went natural and fine, that´s pretty much because i date woman with brains, people more adapted in the positive sense to the times we live in this century...
Jesuszilla said, April 10, 2009, 08:43:54 amSnake said, April 10, 2009, 08:09:29 amso i try to explain i did, she wont listen, she gets all sad n shit, and makes the atmosphere next to her darker than the god damn movie itselfI'm sorry, but this made me laugh.Me too.
Ohsky said, April 10, 2009, 09:42:40 ami had been lucky all my dates went natural and fine, that´s pretty much because i date woman with brains, people more adapted in the positive sense to the times we live in this century...Then why did you post here?
He has an IQ of 70, so I guess the term "woman with brains" is kinda relative. 8)And by the way :Ohsky said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 amim a fucking failure at sex and on how to get a girlfriend, because im like a fucking alien, hahahahah
God's Anger said, April 10, 2009, 10:29:48 amHe has an IQ of 70, so I guess the term "woman with brains" is kinda relative. 8)And by the way :Ohsky said, January 10, 2009, 01:20:50 amim a fucking failure at sex and on how to get a girlfriend, because im like a fucking alien, hahahahahbut now you showed yourself as an asshole without any provocation by my part, insulting me for free, you motherfucker.
Mocking and insulting are not the same thing. You're the one name calling me (ie. insulting me) with "asshole" and "motherfucker". At least, I'm not fucking aliens like a failure.
I dont know if this is the worse of funniest but I was out on a blind date and we were at a park just walking and walking. I looked over and seen a Duck and said " Look there a Duck!" and her response was...."Whats a Duck? and I just stood there with a blank face and said "a Duck, Quack-Quack" she looked at me with this puzzled look and I laughed and said "I gotta go" and I left want went home lol I didnt call her again and she didnt call me again lol I met some dumb people before but dam lolyes its a true story
Ohsky said, April 10, 2009, 09:42:40 ami had been lucky all my dates went natural and fine, that´s pretty much because i date woman with brains, people more adapted in the positive sense to the times we live in this century...woman with brain?is possible?boring as hell20years old girls are so much better than 30 years old womenis a fact
Ohsky said, April 10, 2009, 09:42:40 ami had been lucky all my dates went natural and fine, that´s pretty much because i date woman with brains, people more adapted in the positive sense to the times we live in this century...yeah, you mean women within your brain
Frederica Bernkastel~ said, April 13, 2009, 06:49:53 pmNever had a date.Or at least I don't remember.me, too.
You can't say something like that on the internet. At least tell us a fake story.Me? I had never a funny or bad date
