The Mugen Fighters Guild
Administration => Public Staff discussion => April Fools 2016 => Topic started by: DukeNukem 2417 on April 01, 2016, 04:27:11 pm
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I'd, ah, like to announce my......
*looks at notes*
candidacy for President of the United States, as a convicted criminal. I'll be.....ah, I'm running as an Anarchist, though I'm not opposed to changing my status to Libertarian.
:D
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This clown Joker... sad excuse for a candidate. Very low energy, beady eyes, can't trust him. I want an apology for his classless heckling at my last rally! Don't see him as a factor in this race. Total joke!
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I believe in You, Donald. You'll beat them all you'll see!!
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The Joker is a lightweight - we understand that. He wouldn’t be able to do this — he wouldn’t know a trade deal from any other deal and what certain people are trying to do is they’re trying to take - we just went up in the last poll, we went up two points in the last poll and we continue to go up.
I built a great company — you’ll see that in ‘60 Minutes’ last night. I built a great company — it’s a phenomenal company with very little debt, tremendous cash flow.I’m funding my own campaign - guys like The Joker, I mean, he desperately needs money — ask the car dealer in Gotham City.
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(http://pre10.deviantart.net/9d6d/th/pre/i/2016/039/4/9/ga_hq_crossover_art_contest_by_jahary-d9mhi6t.png)
[Boom]
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Thanks to the president, i'm finally...
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Lightweight....have you ever been to prison? I've been to prison. Lightweights don't survive in prison.
I am no lightweight. I'm damaged, yeah, but not a lightweight!
I need to go set a car on fire....gimme a minute...