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Off-Topic => All That's Left => Topic started by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 12:14:28 pm

Title: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 12:14:28 pm
The world is full of wonderful women, especially in entertainment/movies.
Looking at some, you might think; 'dayum, I'd like to tap dat ass'.
These are ofcourse, beautiful examples of women (depending on one's taste).

However, there are some women that transcent beyond that.
This thread is created to women that you don't just want to date, but want to MARRY.
(let's not include non-fictional characters/cartoon characters).

For me, it's Aya Ueto (from Azumi / Attack N0.1 / Attention Please...).
Besides having the looks of an angel, there is an aura of purity coming from her.
Whenever she cries in one of her shows/movies, I find it hard to control my own tears.
This is the kind of women you'd walk through a fire blizzard for.

(http://www.asianbite.com/photos/aya-ueto/aya-ueto-images_16564.jpg)

So, what's YOUR dream-woman, the woman that in your eyes, transcents above the rest?
Must include an image! (girls/gayboys are allowed to post men, I suppose :))
ps. Tom Hardy is my current man-crush, but that's besides the point :P
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 12:35:22 pm
Women that have ascended BEYOND women!... Lesbians?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 22, 2012, 12:36:01 pm
This whole thread is just going to be yellow fever.
Title: Re: WDW Wet Dreams Women that have ascended beyound GBK
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 12:36:42 pm
(http://www.starscolor.com/images/belladonna-03.jpg)

My GF and fiance is really a woman i would go through fire for. But if she wouldnt exist and we wouldnt be together, the actress Michelle Anne Sinclair, more known as "Bella Donna" would be that dream girl i think. I would recommend some of her movies but this is the wrong forum for that i think.

Awesome Thread!


Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Iced on August 22, 2012, 12:42:11 pm
This whole thread is just going to be yellow fever.
Yellow fever and pornstars. I actually thought I would post this before someone posted a pornstar, but there is gbk proving me wrong.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 12:53:13 pm
I dont understand the yellow fever part
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Shunt666 on August 22, 2012, 12:55:51 pm
Asians.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 12:57:46 pm
i dunno. maybe tempest thought people will post random orientals or n.e asians.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 01:00:38 pm
Actually I should have thought about not including porn stars in the 'rules' :P.
Current yellow-fever percentage: 50%
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 01:05:39 pm
oh..

well maybe just add that part about not including porn stars but why not anyway? Women are women and what they do for a living has nothing to do with them being dream women for others!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 01:32:46 pm
That's cute but I think we have to reset the rules a bit: Only women from media, not anybody you actually know ;)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mechy on August 22, 2012, 01:39:34 pm
Either Anne Hathaway.
(http://media3.onsugar.com/files/2012/07/28/4/192/1922153/7f8c57574f0e8c95_Anne-Hathaway.xxxlarge_1.jpg)


Or maybe Helen kim who I cant find a proper picture of. Shit.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mgbenz on August 22, 2012, 01:40:32 pm
Us Asians never refer to each other as Orientals. I don't know how you Western people started associating our people with our food.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 01:46:39 pm
Phew, at least  Lolmechy got this thread right :P!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 01:50:43 pm
I got this thread right too, there is nothing wrong about me, dreaming about Bella Donna.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 01:59:26 pm
Us Asians never refer to each other as Orientals. I don't know how you Western people started associating our people with our food.

dude i'm asian. well we count as orientals too benz but who cares.

     Posted: August 22, 2012, 02:00:38 pm
That's cute but I think we have to reset the rules a bit: Only women from media, not anybody you actually know ;)


yeah gbk stop bragging your girlfriend here!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: XamΣeta on August 22, 2012, 02:01:34 pm

(http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g267/Apoklepz/Pictures/Amber_Heard.png)

Mine's Amber Heard (The Rum Diary/Drive Angry/The Playboy Club) ...I'm not really a fan of blondes but she just came onto the screen and flipped my whole world on me.

If there's one girl that can pull off exotic, sexy, beautiful and innocent all at the same time, to me its her. Not her best picture btw and you HAVE to see her play Chenault in The Rum Diary.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mgbenz on August 22, 2012, 02:12:42 pm
Us Asians never refer to each other as Orientals. I don't know how you Western people started associating our people with our food.

dude i'm asian. well we count as orientals too benz but who cares.

What part of "refer to each other" did you not get?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 02:13:16 pm
Us Asians never refer to each other as Orientals. I don't know how you Western people started associating our people with our food.
Oriental is not just food, it literally means from the Orient, i.e. from the East, and that includes people. You obviously don't refer to each other as Oriental because you're not at the East of yourselves. (in other words, Westerners didn't suddenly start referring to people as Orientals when the expression "Oriental food" was already widespread, the word originated for people)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 02:21:53 pm
Never thought at food when i read or heard something about the Orient Express.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 22, 2012, 02:23:39 pm
Thanks for proving me wrong everyone but Balthazar!

As for you, Balthazar... I am disappointed.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 02:27:52 pm
 :disappointed:
is it because you maybe dislike asians?

The only reason my pick wasn't you, is because you're not a media/movie figure, which this thread was supposed to be about...

Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: LM_MAVERIK on August 22, 2012, 02:34:48 pm
Us Asians never refer to each other as Orientals. I don't know how you Western people started associating our people with our food.

dude i'm asian. well we count as orientals too benz but who cares.

What part of "refer to each other" did you not get?

mgbenz is right. Oriental is the stupid westerners way of identifying anyone of mongol origin.

Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 02:44:49 pm
He's not right in saying we suddenly started referring to the people as their food. Oriental is by definition everything and anything at the East, people and food all the same.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Wolfenkrieg on August 22, 2012, 02:47:58 pm
I prefer East-Asian, or just Asian in general. Oriental is considered offensive to me (if I'm directly called one).
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 02:49:07 pm
Offensive ? :???: It's never been an insult or degrading at all AFAIK. Why would you consider it offensive if called one ?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mgbenz on August 22, 2012, 02:50:30 pm
Do you ever hear people saying Occidental to refer to the west?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 02:51:01 pm
Oh come on guys..not again the "i feel offended" crap.

Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 02:51:55 pm
Do you ever hear people saying Occidental to refer to the west?
As a matter of fact, yes, absolutely. At least in French it's very common, not sure about in English (Westerner is the nearest and only translation I know). I just don't see how "Oriental" would be offensive in any way, it never was.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 02:52:06 pm
Do you ever hear people saying Occidental to refer to the west?
We refer ourselves as "occidentals" (in French at least, not sure about English), so why not "oriental" for you ? It's just a geographic thing (unless in your place/language, there's a deeper meaning, I dunno).

Damn, beaten by Byakko.

Oh come on guys..not again the "i feel offended" crap.
Yeah, seriously.
Inb4 people start saying "rich" is an insult because being rich is mocking the poor, and other type of crap like that ...
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: LM_MAVERIK on August 22, 2012, 02:53:16 pm
Offensive ? :???: It's never been an insult or degrading at all AFAIK. Why would you consider it offensive if called one ?

it is,........
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 02:54:31 pm
No it's not. The dictionary and Wikipedia agree with me. What the fuck is wrong with you.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: LM_MAVERIK on August 22, 2012, 02:56:33 pm
No it's not. The dictionary and Wikipedia agree with me. What the fuck is wrong with you.
im not gonna argue with this guy........i dont like him.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Wolfenkrieg on August 22, 2012, 02:57:46 pm
In some places, it is considered offensive. The wiki does say that, but in general it is widely accepted. It's just rather my personal preference not to be called an "oriental".

"Even more recently, in some places it has come to be considered objectionable or offensive, particularly in its noun form." <- Wiktionary - Wiki.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 02:58:37 pm
Well okay ...

Wikipedia said:
The adjectival term Oriental has been used by the West to mean cultures, peoples, countries, and goods from the Orient. "Oriental" means generally "eastern". It is a traditional designation (especially when capitalized) for anything belonging to the Orient or "East" (for Asia), and especially of its Eastern culture. It indicated the eastern direction in historical astronomy, often abbreviated "Ori."

In contemporary English, Oriental usually refers to things from the parts of East Asia traditionally occupied by East Asians and most Central Asians and Southeast Asians racially categorized as "Mongoloid". This excludes Indians, Arabs, Jews, and most other South or West Asian peoples. Because of historical discrimination against Chinese and Japanese, in some parts of the United States, the term is considered derogatory; for example, Washington state prohibits use of the word "Oriental" in legislation and government documentation, preferring the word "Asian" instead.

Damn you English speakers making every word an insult... :gonk:
You transformed Latin based normal words into insults. WTF !!!
Quote
The term "Orient" derives from the Latin word oriens meaning "east"
...
The opposite term "Occident" is derived from the Latin word occidens meaning "west" (lit. "setting" < "occido" "fall/set"). This term was once used to mean the West (where the sun sets) but has fallen into disuse in English.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Valodim on August 22, 2012, 03:00:15 pm
anyone else seeing the analogy to the USA / American debate? :lugoi:[avatar]//mugenguild.com/~valodim/twi/bah.png[/avatar]
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 03:00:49 pm
It's not even a general rule in all of the English language, only in "some parts of the USA". That's just retarded. Do people in other parts of the USA even recognize it can be offensive in those specific parts ?
English language doesn't use Occidental because Westerner has grown more popular, but there isn't even an Easterner equivalent. It's literally the only word to describe anything from the East. Oriental spices, Orient Express, Oriental studies, that's very common and that's definitely not an insult. It's not even like "gay" where people considering it an insult would start associating gay people with the insult.

(as for the Wiktionary entry, for some reason there's an "Oriental" entry and an "oriental" entry which are apparently not the same thing somehow)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 03:03:28 pm
Please Valodim , add rules about specific words like oriental or gay , or filters which change words so we wont offend each other here every day :(

Also, its damn offending that my dreamgirl Bella Donna does not get the same respect as those other actresses1
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mgbenz on August 22, 2012, 03:12:58 pm
Do you ever hear people saying Occidental to refer to the west?
As a matter of fact, yes, absolutely. At least in French it's very common, not sure about in English (Westerner is the nearest and only translation I know). I just don't see how "Oriental" would be offensive in any way, it never was.

I never said anything about it being offensive.  I was only wondering why people use it.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Byakko on August 22, 2012, 03:14:39 pm
Yes, sorry, you just talked about the food association ; I meant the offensive part for... everyone else.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: LM_MAVERIK on August 22, 2012, 03:16:06 pm
can somebody start talking about girls and not this pointless shit now...
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 03:42:44 pm
Yeah we've gone waayyyy off-thread here >:C!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 03:46:58 pm
(http://newspaper.li/static/b39a9365cb6ec0b17174d5f56ac9ed13.jpg)

Charisma Lee Carpenter is an American actress. She is best known for her role as Cordelia Chase in the television series Buffy the Vampire Slayer and its spin-off Angel, for which she was nominated for four Saturn Awards. She does not look as good as on that photo anymore. When i was a teenager i really dreamt of her!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Moon Girard on August 22, 2012, 03:51:12 pm
Mine would be Victoria Justice I'm to lazy to explain why right now plus it's annoying posting on a phone.
(http://i.imgur.com/SkQ45.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 03:55:39 pm
awww no photo
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Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 03:56:46 pm
Amanda Siefried and Jessica Alba.

(http://images.askmen.com/celebs/women/actress/amanda-seyfried/large_image-1.jpg)  (http://www.slashphone.com/media/data/1107/alba002.jpg)

Of course, this is only based on the looks, and nothing else. We don't know much about these media people, for all I know they're huge assholes.
And the view we have of them is the one they show on TV. They're nice looking, but many other girls in the streets look just as good. Movies, photos, make-up and Photoshop always make you nicer.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 22, 2012, 04:06:17 pm
The only reason my pick wasn't you, is because you're not a media/movie figure, which this thread was supposed to be about...
Wow, nice save!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Moon Girard on August 22, 2012, 04:11:42 pm
awww no photo
Ugh this stupid phone should be fixed now.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Bastard Mami on August 22, 2012, 04:18:39 pm
what do you call a black person who lives in vietnam is homosexual and has a jewish grandmother ?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 04:23:51 pm
Any answer would probably be offensive to somebody on this forum of easily offended people, so better not answer this question. :P
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 04:31:03 pm
if we're talking about celebrity mine will be...
ellen page. she's not that sexy but she's cute and she the kind of girl would do random funny things irl.
(http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd41/AMAKELA09/inspiration/ellen.jpg)
my other pick would be julie andrews , she's lady like,elegant,graceful, sophisticated and very talented.
(http://i40.photobucket.com/albums/e202/lwhent/andrews.jpg)

i pick jude law if i'm gay. i like his voice and very talented actor.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jmorphman on August 22, 2012, 04:39:31 pm
Oh come on guys..not again the "i feel offended" crap.
Oh, go suck a bag of dicks
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

anyone else seeing the analogy to the USA / American debate? :lugoi:
Not really?

http://newspaper.li/static/b39a9365cb6ec0b17174d5f56ac9ed13.jpg
Oh my goodness it's Cordelia Chase!!!

what do you call a black person who lives in vietnam is homosexual and has a jewish grandmother ?
You'd call them [E] ;)

Any answer would probably be offensive to somebody on this forum of easily offended people, so better not answer this question. :P
oh I think you need to suck a big bag of dicks too
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 04:44:58 pm
the jayman sure loves his bag of dicks.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 05:03:32 pm
Why did I get a badly done Paint version ? :(
Whatever... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 05:04:22 pm
i have jmorphman on ignore, did he post some gay stuff again?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 22, 2012, 05:07:24 pm
Wow you're so cool to let everyone know that you have someone on ignore. You're like 50 dude, grow the fuck up.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: GOH on August 22, 2012, 05:10:06 pm
lmfao
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 05:12:26 pm
Wow you're so cool to let everyone know that you have someone on ignore. You're like 50 dude, grow the fuck up.

(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/221943_353880044689378_1195876562_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mechy on August 22, 2012, 05:18:55 pm
Posting meme comics ironically does not make it any less terrible.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Titiln on August 22, 2012, 05:19:32 pm
between people being nonempathizing idiots trying to dictate what should and shouldn't offend you (again) and now ragecomics this might as well be the worst thread of the year so far

also that concept of sucking a bag of dicks is just weird. when you picture a bag of dicks, what do you see when you picture a bag of dicks? a paper bag and they’re sticking out like baguettes? you went shopping? bringinghome a bag a dicks for the kids. “here you go, susy, take a blue one.” and how do you suck a bag of dicks? what does jmorphman want people to do? does he want them to take a bag of dicks and suck it? like suck the side of the bag? or does he want them to open the bag and suck each dick individually? throw the used ones in a bowl like edemame shells? thanks louis ck


EDITING MY POST! WHOOPS
i have jmorphman on ignore, did he post some gay stuff again?
fyi announcing that you put a staff member on ignore is a fucking stupid idea for several reasons
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 22, 2012, 05:27:44 pm
also that concept of sucking a bag of dicks is just weird. when you picture a bag of dicks, what do you see when you picture a bag of dicks? a paper bag and they’re sticking out like baguettes? you went shopping? bringinghome a bag a dicks for the kids. “here you go, susy, take a blue one.” and how do you suck a bag of dicks? what does jmorphman want people to do? does he want them to take a bag of dicks and suck it? like suck the side of the bag? or does he want them to open the bag and suck each dick individually? throw the used ones in a bowl like edemame shells? thanks louis ck

Fucking legendary.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Titiln on August 22, 2012, 05:29:51 pm
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/11/previews/Louis%20CK-SGG-053213.jpg)
i'd marry this one i don't give a shit
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Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 05:30:25 pm
@tiltin

^^ nah its not, i put him actually on ignore to see if thats possible, and reported that earlier to valodim today so he can change the user configs, its probably a mistake because the new software. Mentioning it here was a reaction to jmorphman stupid post which i read (which was a mistake, but i had the hope he posts something funny for a change )

and this thread is awesome!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Titiln on August 22, 2012, 05:32:25 pm
actually you mentioned it here to try to look cool. don't think you're fooling anyone
i had the hope he posts something funny for a change
(https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/221943_353880044689378_1195876562_n.jpg)
go fuck yourself
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: GOH on August 22, 2012, 05:36:01 pm
His head looks...like it has a bulge or something.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 05:37:30 pm
go fuck yourself
That's offensive towards people who are not flexible enough to fuck themselves. :(
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Duo Solo on August 22, 2012, 05:42:30 pm
Mariska Hargitay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mariska_Hargitay)

Fell in love with her on Law and Order: SVU.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 05:47:47 pm
(http://images.starpulse.com/pictures/2007/03/11/previews/Louis%20CK-SGG-053213.jpg)
i'd marry this one i don't give a shit

who is that? looks like one of those mythbuster guys.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 05:52:20 pm
Louis Szekely, known professionally as Louis C.K., is a Mexican American stand-up comedian, television and film writer, actor, editor, and director. He is the star of the eponymous FX comedy series Louie, which he also writes, directs, and edits.

Born: September 12, 1967 (age 44), Washington, D.C.
Height: 1.83 m
Spouse: Alix Bailey (m. 1995–2008)
Albums: Chewed Up, Hilarious, Live in Houston, WORD: Live at Carnegie Hall
Parents: Mary Louise Davis, Luis Szekely

You`re Welcome!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 22, 2012, 05:59:26 pm
heh, I don't know, how can we know what is the original personality of celebrity for us to feel like marrying them based on that
if you simplify the topic to be "who is the most attractive mainstream celebs that also a good actor for you" or something like that
my pick would be Winona Rider
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 22, 2012, 06:09:30 pm
Ellen page would be my second choice :) She's awesome. But you called dips, so... :P

Not to be hating but jeez Titiln, try to keep your temper offline a bit.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 22, 2012, 06:11:21 pm
so tempest is wrong this thread turned out to be white holly wood fever.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 22, 2012, 06:22:46 pm
what do you call a black person who lives in vietnam is homosexual and has a jewish grandmother ?

Don Vietcock Fuchkmann OG
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sean Altly on August 22, 2012, 06:26:45 pm
I dig Emily Deschanel myself. I know the popular "nerd" thing is to be into Zooey Deschanel, and she is cute despite how cliched it's become to like her, but I've always preferred her sister. I put the pics in spoilers.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I also really like Alison Brie, which is starting to become the new stereotype for nerd crushes.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: XamΣeta on August 22, 2012, 06:44:28 pm
Alison Brie
:omg:

I totally forgot about her...and how could I??? She's my favorite brunette.

Also, there's nothing "nerdy" about her or those pictures...totally gave me a boner and godawful looks from people at work.
Thanks Sean. --;
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sookoll on August 22, 2012, 08:26:58 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0lh31pXU31qbrupjo1_500.png)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Wolfenkrieg on August 22, 2012, 08:34:15 pm
Imo, BoA. Just because she's awesome.
If not, I'll choose... Namie Amuro. 

Besides the case, I was joking with the Oriental thing. o-O -> I don't really get offended with anything, lol.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 22, 2012, 08:36:56 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0lh31pXU31qbrupjo1_500.png)

time for a bit enlightenment since it seems you didnt read the whole thread and that it is about celebrities =/ Pornstars are sadly also unwanted :(
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Post by: XamΣeta on August 22, 2012, 08:39:17 pm

^ YES!!! That Super Saiyan Chick really trascends ANY WOMAN I HAVE EVER SEEN!!!
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Post by: Cybaster on August 22, 2012, 08:40:17 pm
That's a pornstar ? I thought he mistook this topic for the Cosplay topic. ;P
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sookoll on August 22, 2012, 08:41:09 pm
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l0lh31pXU31qbrupjo1_500.png)

time for a bit enlightenment since it seems you didnt read the whole thread and that it is about celebrities =/ Pornstars are sadly also unwanted :(
But I posted a woman who has ascended BEYOND women! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAA
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Titiln on August 22, 2012, 08:45:36 pm
time for a bit enlightenment since it seems you didnt read the whole thread and that it is about celebrities =/ Pornstars are sadly also unwanted :(
this is the joke

and this is to go further beyond
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Duos.act on August 22, 2012, 09:27:36 pm
This topic could have been awesome.  Instead we have another pissing contest over stupid petty crap.  God dammit GBK.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mechy on August 22, 2012, 10:10:35 pm
We could make another one and try again. :/
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Bastard Mami on August 22, 2012, 10:57:27 pm
This topic could have been awesome.  Instead we have another pissing contest over stupid petty crap.  God dammit GBK.

nah, we would just have a discussion on what makes some shitty hollywood artists who are going to drink themselves to death in a few years trascend the rest of the women. I think a regular healthy woman with some unhealthy habits is far higher on womanhood than a shitty anorexic creackhead hollywood actress.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Balthazar on August 23, 2012, 12:28:42 am
wow, wow, who's talking about hollywood bozo's? Everyone forgot my first post, the threadstarter?
That's the kind of girl I don't see herself drugging or drinking to death.
SHE IS THE TRUE ESSENCE OF THIS THREAD, but most of you remain ignorant.
Instead it 'evolved' to pornstars. Goddamnit GBK :P !
I'm talking about the Aya Ueto's and the Ellen Page's here, guys!

@Tiltiln
Yeah the title was a play on that dbz phrase all along ;)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: JDD on August 23, 2012, 12:38:35 am
(http://i.imgur.com/jtNVX.jpg)

A Woman that has truly ascended BEYOND women!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 23, 2012, 12:41:08 am
This topic could have been awesome.  Instead we have another pissing contest over stupid petty crap.  God dammit GBK.

blame the threadstsarter and his weird rules about women and not me!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Iced on August 23, 2012, 02:21:23 am
Yeah man, women that deserve to be admired makes me think of pornstars as well. Every time I go like "which woman in popular culture do I think deserves admiration?" my first thought is always "PORNSTARS!"

on topic, I think Amanda Palmer is pretty fucking neat.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 23, 2012, 02:31:52 am
This thread is also sexist as fuck! I can't post who I want to marry. But as a woman who respects another woman, I love Emily Haines and would most definitely want to marry her if I was a lesbian or a pig-disgusting man.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Bea on August 23, 2012, 02:42:01 am
http://i.imgur.com/jtNVX.jpg (http://i.imgur.com/jtNVX.jpg)

A Woman that has truly ascended BEYOND women!

Bucky is such a butch man. He's amazing!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TRUEMicah on August 23, 2012, 02:47:29 am
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Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
WTF at the thread title.  :P

Spoiler: Womenz (click to see content)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jmorphman on August 23, 2012, 03:14:39 am

So yeah the suck a bag of dicks thing is a very popular Louis C.K. standup routine about how one time, while driving, he cut someone off and that person screamed "suck a bag of dicks!". Louis then talks about what exactly that means, going into lurid detail and stuff.

I also really like Alison Brie, which is starting to become the new stereotype for nerd crushes.
That sounds like a request for Community gifs!
(http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa13/TeddyRoosevelt_2007/annie.gif)
(http://gifsoup.com/view4/1078868/community-annie-badass-o.gif)
Spoiler: NSFW, I think? I dunno (click to see content)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Makkah on August 23, 2012, 03:55:57 am
For me it's a toss up between Viva Bianca

(http://top-people.starmedia.com/tmp/swotti/cacheDML2YSBIAWFUY2E=UGVVCGXLLVBLB3BSZQ==/imgviva%20bianca1.jpg)

and Meagan Good.

(http://i2.listal.com/image/3698649/600full-meagan-good.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TRUEMicah on August 23, 2012, 04:14:06 am
Meagan Good is smokin' hot but she screams "attention whore" IMO.
I've always viewed her as a Hollywood groupie.  :/
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Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Mog on August 23, 2012, 12:50:08 pm
Yet another thread aimed to objectify and demoralize women.  Any wonder why I often say men are pigs?  I guess it serves me right for peeking into the boys locker room.

 >:(
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 23, 2012, 12:54:35 pm
Yet another thread aimed to objectify and demoralize women. 

 >:(

You are surprised?

;)

oink oink!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 23, 2012, 08:56:45 pm
Yet another thread aimed to objectify and demoralize women.  Any wonder why I often say men are pigs?  I guess it serves me right for peeking into the boys locker room.

 >:(

men are women who ascended beyond womanhood.
(http://i432.photobucket.com/albums/qq41/diabolllique_photo/TomBeattie1.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Nero D. on August 23, 2012, 09:36:54 pm
Meagan Good is smokin' hot but she screams "attention whore" IMO.
I've always viewed her as a Hollywood groupie.  :/
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I feel you on that one cause I used to think the same thing

but fortunately thats wrong because that just how she is typecast in hollywood
 

irl she is very sweet and shy aka the opposite of the roles she plays you wouldn't even think she was the same person





as for my choices....when I'm off the phone maybe
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sookoll on August 23, 2012, 09:46:09 pm
This thread is also sexist as fuck! I can't post who I want to marry.

(http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures/54000/Will-Smith-Woman-54460.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 24, 2012, 01:05:59 am
You have a very good memory.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Cazaki on August 24, 2012, 12:59:44 pm
Meagan Good is smokin' hot but she screams "attention whore" IMO.
I've always viewed her as a Hollywood groupie.  :/

She's not as attention whorish as Rihanna or Kim Kardashian though, talk about scandalous when it comes to those two.

I actually don't have much of a contribution to this topic though because I gave up my media crushes some time ago. Though if I had to pick one it would probably be Rocsi from 106 & Park. She's on TV daily and has been for some years so I'm pretty sure I've got a good idea of her personality because she's not acting on it, and she's pretty. I guess she might be considered somewhat shallow because of the things she says sometimes but what girl isn't these days?

Not many good pics of her smh
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 24, 2012, 01:14:22 pm
I am surprised nobody named Monica Belucci yet

(http://img13.imageshack.us/img13/24/monicabelluccimonicabel.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: SlySuavity on August 24, 2012, 01:50:11 pm
I'm cray for this woman.

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Jennifer Connelly. Damn me to hell if there isn't a majestic vibe about her -- even from looks alone, particularly the eyes. She's just so... womanly. :smitten:

Lizzy Caplan I'm also fond of, mainly due to her quirkiness all-around.

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Quite the looker at that, too.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jango on August 26, 2012, 06:56:31 am
Okay, here's mine, Mary Elizabeth Winstead:

(http://i.imgur.com/IFfBf.jpeg)

If the name or face isn't familiar, check this:

(http://i.imgur.com/8ZJ18.jpeg)

Yup, she played Ramona Flowers in Scott Pilgrim VS The World. Also she was Mrs. Lincoln in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter, and... random cheerleader left as collateral for a trucker rapist in Death Proof. Bear with me people.

Aside from her good looks, I love her personality. She doesn't actively try to market sex appeal, and she is very selective about which movies she's in, picking only roles she personally is interested in (ie: the opposite of Shannon "raped by a snowman in her first movie" Elizabeth). Also the fact that she personally finances her arthouse husband's movies (and stars in them too) shows that she supports her man.

Oh and just to satisfy the males here, here's the sexiest pic I could find

(http://i.imgur.com/U4Khs.jpg)
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: GOH on August 26, 2012, 01:23:57 pm
She also played Lucy Mcclane in Live Free or Die Hard.



The reason she was slapped twice in that movie was because she participated in said Scott Pilgrim movie. Serves her right.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Titiln on August 26, 2012, 06:47:27 pm
fucked up but true
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jmorphman on August 26, 2012, 06:52:40 pm
The reason she was slapped twice in that movie was because she participated in said Scott Pilgrim movie. Serves her right.
No, I think it's because she decided to hook up with Justin Long's character.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sean Altly on August 27, 2012, 02:02:33 am
Fuck you guys, Scott Pilgrim was awesome. Got it on Blu-Ray.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jmorphman on August 27, 2012, 02:41:50 am
but but but hipster! It's hipster! Somehow!

I don't know what words mean!
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 27, 2012, 02:50:33 am
tight skinny jeans, canvas shoes, facial hair, and fixed gear bike.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jango on August 27, 2012, 03:09:19 am
Fuck you guys, Scott Pilgrim was awesome. Got it on Blu-Ray.
*bro hug bump*

I got it on Blu-Ray as well. I personally like it. Granted, there are some stale bits (mostly Cera's fault), the ads were atrocious ("an epic of epic epicness" UGH), and of course it cut out two of my favorite characters so the whole six volumes could be in one movie (Lisa Miller and Hollie's gay roommate Joseph), but it's otherwise great fun.

It's also the rare movie adaptation where you don't have to read the book first to enjoy it. For example, when I was watching Harry Potter, I kept feeling disappointed that they cut out important stuff and added in dumb shit (ie: the last fight in Deathly Hallows). I read all of the Scott Pilgrim graphic novels and STILL enjoyed the movie.

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Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TempesT on August 27, 2012, 03:27:14 am
Is a bro hug bump when you hug then give each other a quick bump of the uglies?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Kreuzer on August 27, 2012, 03:39:26 am
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Women that have ascended BEYOND women!

I thought this thread is about transsexual  :cool4:
Also I will not bring up my favorite pornstars as I don't take them serious, because all I want is their body, so it doesnt count as "BEYOND women".


Here is my list:
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Funny that only Judy Greer show me love for woman with big/long noses, when I see some woman for the first time its almoast always Nose >>> Hair >>> Voice(If I am able to meet her) >>> Eyes >>> Ass
I don't really care about boob size, I just don't like too big.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jango on August 27, 2012, 03:49:01 am
Is a bro hug bump when you hug then give each other a quick bump of the uglies?

(http://www.imgur.com/ZnuF6.png)
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=005.jpg
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 27, 2012, 10:50:07 am
the girl who played hitgirl is a cute girl can't wait till she's grows up. though she feels kinda obnoxious but she's still a child.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Palette Jesus on August 27, 2012, 11:03:59 am
Is a bro hug bump when you hug then give each other a quick bump of the uglies?

(http://www.imgur.com/ZnuF6.png)
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/?cid=005.jpg

Is that a brown penis ejaculating on their heads?
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 27, 2012, 11:15:54 am
the girl who played hitgirl is a cute girl can't wait till she's grows up. though she feels kinda obnoxious but she's still a child.
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9QyTvpwrvU[/youtube]
(http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BMTk4NzAzODY3NF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwNjExNDE5Ng@@._V1._SY314_CR30,0,214,314_.jpg)
oh Chloë Grace Moretz she is going to be the next big female superstar..i hope. Seeing her in Kick-Ass almost made me think i am turning into a pedobear :S Cant wait to see her in Kick-Ass 2 next year.

She is awesome as the vampire girl Abby in "Let Me In"  one of the best vampire movies of the last years

Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 27, 2012, 11:20:33 am
there's a 2? the movie was ok but i like the comics' portrayal of the characters and hitgirl is a crack head in the comics.

and picture is forbidden gbk.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 27, 2012, 11:33:57 am
yup, Kick-Ass 2 was just announced a few weeks ago to get released next year

(http://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lf/dark_shadows_2_080512/chloe-grace-moretz-dark-shadows-premiere-at_3867897.jpg)

*drool*
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 27, 2012, 11:38:30 am
what's the story about? the first one was based from big daddy's delusions and some kick ass' too.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 27, 2012, 11:46:25 am
Kick-Ass 2: Balls to the Wall
The costumed high-school hero Kick-Ass joins with a group of normal citizens who have been inspired to fight crime in costume. Meanwhile, the Crimson Mist plots an act of revenge that will affect everyone Kick-Ass knows.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 27, 2012, 12:50:12 pm
She's not even a woman yet you Sicko
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: 地獄の花 on August 27, 2012, 01:12:15 pm
think of it as an investment.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sean Altly on August 27, 2012, 05:47:48 pm
Yeah GBK, the "drool" thing was kind of weird. She's only 15.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jmorphman on August 27, 2012, 05:54:05 pm
think of it as an investment.
Dude, gross.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Valodim on August 27, 2012, 06:04:42 pm
yeah let's all pretend 15 year olds have no sex life whatsoever in 2012...

I mean you gotta be careful with age of consent and all that jazz, but there is a hard and a soft limit, and 15 year olds are kind of in the soft limit area imo.[avatar]//mugenguild.com/~valodim/twi/hmh.png[/avatar]
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Sean Altly on August 27, 2012, 06:06:14 pm
Their sex life is with other 15 year olds, although it occurs to me now that there may be 15 year old members on the forum.  :-\
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Valodim on August 27, 2012, 06:07:31 pm
Like GBK :grin3:[avatar]//mugenguild.com/~valodim/twi/hehe.png[/avatar]
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 27, 2012, 06:16:06 pm
Yeah GBK, the "drool" thing was kind of weird. She's only 15.

15?

A while ago, girls got married at that age in western countries!


On a serious matter, i think most 15 year girls today who have a sex life, are having it with older guys around 20-25 since they want boys with at leasdt a bit experience..and cars.

The "drool" was a joke, but i really look forward to see that actress in a lot movies in the next 10+ years and think she is an awesome actor for her young age, her role in that vampire movie was impressing
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TRUEMicah on August 27, 2012, 06:34:00 pm
20 - 25...?  Yea maybe over there where you live.  :P

I was thinking along the lines of 16-20yrs at max.  Either way, I wouldn't know, I'm not 15 and that age is WAY below my price range.
TBH, even 15yrs old + 20yrs old is pushing it IMO.  That's just wrong.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 27, 2012, 06:36:56 pm
i agree, but those were experiences i made when i was in school ..at least i think it wa slike that, can be some of their bf`s were under 20 too ^^

in my case..i had my first sex with 21 (and my first gf exactly 1 day later!) and that was okay, spend most of my youth with nintendo (till 1995), playstation games and getting drunk on parties ..oh and pornos
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 27, 2012, 08:55:19 pm
yeah let's all pretend 15 year olds have no sex life whatsoever in 2012...

I mean you gotta be careful with age of consent and all that jazz, but there is a hard and a soft limit, and 15 year olds are kind of in the soft limit area imo.
So I'm assuming you haven't gotten in trouble yet? What's the penalty for sex with a minor in Germany
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Jango on August 27, 2012, 09:14:47 pm
Apparently anywhere from six months to 10 years in jail. 3 years if the minor is over 14 but under 18 and was coerced. Hopefully wikiped isn't lying to me.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: TRUEMicah on August 28, 2012, 02:19:24 am
You'll also be pretty much labeled as a sex offender for life.
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Valodim on August 28, 2012, 02:43:51 am
So I'm assuming you haven't gotten in trouble yet? What's the penalty for sex with a minor in Germany

I meant more like soft limit = it'll get you in legal trouble, hard limit = do not even joke about it.[avatar]//mugenguild.com/~valodim/twi/bah.png[/avatar]
Title: Re: Women that have ascended BEYOND women!
Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 28, 2012, 03:07:52 am
Oh I get it :wiseguy: