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Administration => Public Staff discussion => April Fools 2016 => Topic started by: HillaryClinton on April 01, 2016, 08:45:32 pm

Title: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: HillaryClinton on April 01, 2016, 08:45:32 pm
Lets talk about the best AMERICAN women that changed the world, the best of the best.

Because we need to admire and talk about the women that contribute the most to society, the ones that truly make a difference.


Hillary Clinton- The first female president, its her turn, a great change that tells little girls that they can really be anything they want! Including important things like being President or Secretary of state! Please do not bring up the 12 fbi agents studying cases against her, thats just hubub to try to distance people from her great accomplishments

Nancy Reagan- The person that inspired Miss Hillary to be the best she could be, a great example of how to fight for the LGBT communities and a great example overall on how americans should deal with minorities. With class and distinction. Truly an example to us all.


Anita Sarkeesan- A rolemodel to everyone and a specialist in videogames.  Anita Sarkeesian, creator of Feminist Frequency. stood bravely against misoginy in the internet and she received death threats, rape threats, and a video game dedicated to physically abusing her. And she kept going. Why? Because she knew she was doing the right thing- regardless of how strongly others opposed her.

Zoe Quinn- This developer faced the brunt of misoginy when male haters focused on her and decided to take down a brave developer for being a female. She managed to overcome all the threats that sent her into hiding and nowadays talks at the UN as a shining beacon of hope for feminism.

Beyonce- For she has proven that even a black woman can become a celebrity in America, finally ending racism. Shine on you crazy diamond.

Belle Gunness - Standing six feet tall and weighing over 91 kg, a physically strong woman, Belle Gunness was one of America’s most productive female profesionals in her field, a field that was almost a male exclusive domain.

congratulate DILMA the brazilian president on turning the country around and making it a feminist country even fi she has to put up with false acusations of corruption by the patriarchy.
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Tiny-kun on April 01, 2016, 09:02:27 pm
You forgot other great women that changed the world, like Jenna Jameson and Sasha Grey :smitten:
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Jango on April 01, 2016, 09:16:35 pm
Beyonce- For she has proven that even a black woman can become a celebrity in America, finally ending racism. Shine on you crazy diamond.
No mention of this?!
(http://i.imgur.com/WQPFAIq.jpg)
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Sookoll on April 01, 2016, 09:18:58 pm
Sasha Grey
(http://i.imgur.com/Tbaj9S7.jpg)
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Алексей on April 01, 2016, 09:23:01 pm
Beyonce ending racism? LOL
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Bastard Wolf on April 01, 2016, 10:15:48 pm
Sasha Grey
http://i.imgur.com/Tbaj9S7.jpg
that's nothing compared to his male porn star knowledge
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Odb718 on April 01, 2016, 11:32:51 pm
Nancy Reagan- The person that inspired Miss Hillary to be the best she could be, a great example of how to fight for the LGBT communities and a great example overall on how americans should deal with minorities. With class and distinction. Truly an example to us all.
(http://i.imgur.com/xE8rngp.gif)
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Neo_Fire_Sonic on April 02, 2016, 12:09:47 am


this about sums up everything
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Orochi Gill on April 02, 2016, 12:21:00 am
Isn't a giant Norwegian murderer a tad esoteric for the joke
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: TrumpBot 1 on April 02, 2016, 12:31:25 am
(http://i.imgur.com/AvkI5Rq.png)
Look at Hillary's face. Look at that face! Would anyone vote for that? Can you imagine that, the face of our next president?!

I mean, she's a woman, and I'm not s'posedta say bad things, but really folks, come on. Are we serious?
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Iced on April 02, 2016, 12:34:42 am
Isn't a giant Norwegian murderer a tad esoteric for the joke
I had to google to get that bit.
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Donald J. Trump on April 02, 2016, 01:16:40 am
Isn't a giant Norwegian murderer a tad esoteric for the joke
That's "Tasteless Hillary" for ya. Will pander to anyone- even the weirdos! Sad!
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: Looney Tooney on April 02, 2016, 01:26:00 am
lol. Both Hillary and Donald rump are already weirdos themselves. Donald doesn't even make for a good capitalist and hilllary is ugly and dumb AF.
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: TrumpBot 2 on April 02, 2016, 02:00:19 am
lol. Both Hillary and Donald rump are already weirdos themselves. Donald doesn't even make for a good capitalist and hilllary is ugly and dumb AF.
Hey! HEY! Tone it down buddy. Hillary may look like my the cankles on my right foot, they're nasty, let me tell ya. Hillary- just nasty! but we both deserve respect!
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: TempesT on April 02, 2016, 04:35:10 am
Canadian women >
Title: Hi Tempy!
Post by: TrumpBot 1 on April 02, 2016, 06:14:46 am
Canadian women are unattractive, both inside and out. I fully understand why their husbands left them for lumberjacks, they make good decisions.”
Title: Re: American women ARE the BEST
Post by: TempesT on April 02, 2016, 07:02:47 am
ur fkin ded mate