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Title: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on August 28, 2007, 04:18:56 am
Last movie I watched: Surf's up

Review: I though it'd be childish and stupid, it turned out to be childish and funny + it had a nice soundtrack. Also the waves CG was pretty impressive  8)
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Post by: slickrickrulz on August 28, 2007, 04:22:31 am
rush hour 3
it was ok not bad
not better than two though
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on August 28, 2007, 05:27:50 am
rush hour 3
it was ok not bad
not better than two though
....
There wasn't a complete sentence in your entire post...

Moon Light Lady.

Review:
The artwork was outstanding for a movie in it's category (Hentai). Not for everyone, but to others It's great to watch.
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Post by: S.D. on August 28, 2007, 05:31:21 am
Last movie:
Death Trance
Tak Saguchi kicks ass in an epic way.
Also, Kentaro Seagal (Steven's Seagal son) is in it.
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Post by: Tony 3rd on August 28, 2007, 05:34:50 am
Live free or Die hard A.K.A. Die Hard 4.0


Review: if you like old school action films, the kind that is no longer done and is doomed today to late night tv, congratulations. this is the movie for you. the movie is perfect, no flaws whatsoever. and good' old action film, without drama, and plenty of explosions. entertainment at it best.
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Post by: Mysterious Bob on August 28, 2007, 01:25:18 pm
Does movies you've seen on TV count?

V for Vendetta
Over-rated shit. Bad acting, bad dialogue and the worst fake English accents since Keanu Reeves in Dracula. It attempts to combine The Matrix and 1984... and fails miserably. The plot isn't worth caring about and the action... there isn't enough.

Slighty over two lines... screw it.
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Post by: K.O.D on August 28, 2007, 01:44:07 pm
Movie : Epic movie (its the movie's name if you dont know of it) :

Review : Epic fail.
Lame-assed script,boring,overused pop-culture references and "the white bitch don't like black people"
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Post by: Cybaster on August 28, 2007, 03:33:56 pm
Movie : Nightmare before Christmas

Review : this classic by Tim Burton should be watched from time to time, because everything in it is fabulous : graphics, music, atmosphere and a simple but efficient plot. If you've never watched it, go for it !
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Post by: Segata Sanshiro on August 28, 2007, 05:37:40 pm
Movie: Harry Potter And the Order of The Phoenix

Review: For my part the best H.P Movie, the most close of the original book. The actors are better than in the 4th and the battle at the magic derpartement is so cool.
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on August 28, 2007, 05:51:39 pm
Grave of the Fireflies (animated).

The saddest, most heart wrenching movie ever. I almost cried watching it (it is extremely difficult for me to even feel the urge to cry). But the messages it leaves you with make the viewing more than satisfying. I recommend that everyone on the planet watch this movie.
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Post by: walt on August 29, 2007, 05:54:29 pm
Movie: Niñas mal (mexican)

Lots of gratuituous unnecessary boobie shots, not very deep, somewhat funny, the chicks are pretty ... I guess I only recommend it for the gratuituous boobie shots  :sugoi:
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Post by: Mike on August 29, 2007, 06:05:05 pm
Last movie I watched: War

Review: I'm not a spoiler but this movie was way confusing, many twists and turns [with blades]. Great gun action, great storyline. It's defiantly worth seeing weather you are a Jet Li fan or a Jason Statham go see it
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Post by: NotAShrimp on August 29, 2007, 07:13:37 pm
Hulk.

Its was ok. I loved how it had comic style effects in it, but the thing I didn't like was how long it was. It was like 2 hours and 40 minutes, way too long and little bit boring too. I had seen Hulk movie once from DVD, but now I saw it again from TV.

V2 - Jäätynyt Enkeli (Frozen Angel)

This movie was great. I also loved the first "Vares" movie that came out in TV for a while ago. The movie had lots of different and original characters, and action. People in thise forum should watch the movie, if they can find one with english subtitles since the movie is finnish.
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Post by: Kabalyero on August 30, 2007, 01:39:16 am
Movie: Azumi (Japanese live action movie. The story is about one girl and 9 other orphans trained to be assassins and carrying out a mission during Japan's feudal times.)

My Review: Get ready to see people die!... In a "eh, that was cool, but it's been done before", sort of way. Hot Asian girl as lead character = +10, English dubbing = -5, The movie itself = somewhere inbetween.   
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on August 30, 2007, 02:22:07 am
Ichi the Killer (Japanese Live action).


Graphic, sadistic, gross (to some), and every bit great! Not for the feint of heart.



And Mike, ALIGN YOUR DAMN AVATAR'S SPRITES!
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Post by: TempesT on August 31, 2007, 10:10:07 am
The Notebook

Watched it again, a couple days ago with my boyfriend. Heart wrenching and a love story to end all love stories, Rachel McAdams gave a stunning performance. Definitely watch if you want to get lucky while the credits roll :P
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Post by: Cybaster on August 31, 2007, 10:36:09 am
Movie : Hot Shot

Review : if you like this kind of jokes, this parody of Top Gun is really hilarious from the beginning to the end. Charlie Sheen in one of his best movies IMO.
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Post by: Gunther McNoodle on August 31, 2007, 12:39:44 pm
Movie: The Bourne Ultimatum

Review:
It manages to be filled to the brim with cool action sequences and still have a good story.
Some twists near the end also help make this movie a pretty good watch.
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Post by: Kabalyero on August 31, 2007, 07:59:52 pm
Movie: Cello (A Korean horror movie based around a woman and how her late musical rival from her past torments her present day life and family.)

Review: About 10 mins into this "Grudge" clone, you'll either be pulling a MST3K on this or a drinking game to how often the little annoying girl whines about something. Hot female Asian lead character = +10, Hot female Asian support characters = +2 (some where just meh), Predictable storyline with a crappy offbeat premise added to it = +30 if you're drunk and/or making fun of it, -30 if you're not doing either. 
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Post by: Snake on August 31, 2007, 08:31:53 pm
Movie: Transformers

Review: not really a Transformers, the series fan, but with that said the movie was very enjoyable. Lots of BOOM, with, suprise, Comedy, and is a good watch for anyone who wants to see Giant Robots who learned english through the intarweb. "My Bad"...
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on August 31, 2007, 09:02:01 pm
...you'll either be pulling a MST3K...

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best show that made fun of movies.





Movie: Serenity.

The show Firefly was canceled after only one season, but the DVD sales and strong fanbase allowed creator/writer/director Joss Wheden (Who also created Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel) to make a movie that wrapped up events in the story. The movie ties the loose ends, and gives you a good deal of entertainment.
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Post by: walt on August 31, 2007, 09:28:39 pm
a good watch for anyone who wants to see Giant Robots who learned english through the intarweb
ROTFL NIGGARBOT GET!
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Post by: BreakerDS on August 31, 2007, 09:34:43 pm
One of my favorite movies... Scorched!

Review:  The construction of different stories for each of the different characters robbing the same bank was awesome.  The way their stories were separate, they all intertwined in some way, and never knew the other person was robbing the bank.  A vengeant natureman vs corrupted rich bastard, dumped girlfriend vs idiotic bank manager, genious and manipulative friend vs odds, and a sidestory of adversity of a seemingly useless unhireable man vs fate, and his friend vs the same corrupted bastard played by John Cleese.  It's hard to explain in words to describe and review this movie but it's one of my favorites.  
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Post by: Snake on August 31, 2007, 11:04:07 pm
a good watch for anyone who wants to see Giant Robots who learned english through the intarweb
ROTFL NIGGARBOT GET!

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Post by: Kabalyero on August 31, 2007, 11:54:10 pm
...you'll either be pulling a MST3K...

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best show that made fun of movies.

Hell yeah it was! Man, I miss that show... Speaking of which-



Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Movie!

Review: I forget the title to the "movie" they watch, but who cares, you're really in it to see Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo bash the living hell out of a it! This movie takes every bit of the humor from the show and does it in style. If you're a fan of the show, you definitely MUST see this movie, you won't be disappointed!

No hot Asian females  :'( = -10,  "Government Eggo Project" = +10, A movie essentially about sarcasm at it's finest = +100.
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Post by: Sookoll on September 03, 2007, 02:51:40 pm
G.I. Jane
Tight and slightly muscular body formed by extensive training in the Navy. On a female. Who gets beaten up. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
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Post by: Cybaster on September 03, 2007, 02:56:01 pm
G.I. Jane
Tight and slightly muscular body formed by extensive training in the Navy. On a female. Who gets beaten up. FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP
When reading you review, and looking at the title, I first thought it was a p0rn movie. ;P :-X

Title : Twelve Monkeys

Review : Bruce Willis + Brad Pitt = good movie. Very good scenario, with some brilliant ideas, actors play very well, and the images are very good too. One of my favorite movies. Only the music could have been a bit more developed IMO.
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Post by: Mayor McCheese on September 03, 2007, 03:21:05 pm
Thank You for Smoking: A brilliant satyr of both the modern tobacco and modern political fields. Aaron Eckhart does a wonderful job as the smooth-talking, fast-acting Nick Naylor, and his support cast all fill their roles beautifully. A definite must see for anyone who enjoys satyr at it's finest.

...you'll either be pulling a MST3K...

Mystery Science Theater 3000 was the best show that made fun of movies.


Hell yeah it was! Man, I miss that show... Speaking of which-



Movie: Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Movie!

Review: I forget the title to the "movie" they watch, but who cares, you're really in it to see Mike, Crow, and Tom Servo bash the living hell out of a it! This movie takes every bit of the humor from the show and does it in style. If you're a fan of the show, you definitely MUST see this movie, you won't be disappointed!

No hot Asian females  :'( = -10,  "Government Eggo Project" = +10, A movie essentially about sarcasm at it's finest = +100.

Meh, I still think it'd be hard for them to beat their review of "Manos, the Hands of Fate." That movie had so much wrong with it, it got to the point where it looked like they made it FOR MST3K.
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Post by: anthonygamer on September 04, 2007, 11:32:52 pm
Movie: "300"

Review: This is MADNESS!!

I thought it was a good movie. The scenes where Leonidas was moving in slow motion and destroying every enemy that walked up to him was pretty amazing. I kinda hated the fact that he
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at the end though.  :-\

Still, it's a must see movie. I had to re-play God of War 2 after watching this. Kratos does kinda act like Leonidas.
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Post by: Dopamin_BO on September 06, 2007, 07:30:40 pm
Shaun of the Dead:
English remake of 'Dawn of the Dead'. Great comedy which reacts every good scene of the modern zombie movies. And the ending is happy and a shows that the solution doesn't have to be anihilation.
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Post by: MegaPlasma16 on September 06, 2007, 09:32:29 pm
Movie: Matrix Reloaded.

Review: Great, I like the Scene where Neo fights clones of smiths, and of course the music of the Matrix was awesome. The thing I like seeing is Neo doing the Superman thing.
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Post by: Kamen Rider Joker on September 06, 2007, 09:59:45 pm
Thank You for Smoking: A brilliant satyr of both the modern tobacco and modern political fields. Aaron Eckhart does a wonderful job as the smooth-talking, fast-acting Nick Naylor, and his support cast all fill their roles beautifully. A definite must see for anyone who enjoys satyr at it's finest.

i must agree wholeheartedly. as for me:

Sicko.
This was my very first Moore film. Now, i myself am canadian, so was shocked to see the states of the health care systems in other countries(mainly the states). a well done look at the system, at least in my eyes. 60 thousand dollars for a middle finger?! (forgive me if i'm wrong about the exact numbers)
Title: Maybe cause I love Queen?
Post by: walt on September 07, 2007, 02:41:51 am
Shaun of the Dead:
English remake of 'Dawn of the Dead'. Great comedy which reacts every good scene of the modern zombie movies. And the ending is happy and a shows that the solution doesn't have to be anihilation.
The "Don't stop me now" musical bit was motherfucking hilarious.
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Post by: walt on September 12, 2007, 06:36:08 pm
Stardust

One can start to notice Michelle Pfiffer's sage on her face, DeNiro is hilarious. The movie's fantasy setting is good, not too pretentious, kinda funny. Sienna Miller's hot. I liked it.
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Post by: Bronko on September 12, 2007, 07:11:11 pm
Shoot 'Em Up

Didn't hate it.
Carrots as deadly weapons?
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Post by: walt on September 24, 2007, 09:55:18 pm
Resident Evil Apocalypse.

Full of cliches, yet ... Milla Jovovich is teh ultimate buttrox, kicks ass. + Her small boobies are cute.
I wanna see Extiction already!
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Post by: Snake on September 24, 2007, 10:12:16 pm
Fifth element

Milla Jovovich's tits exposed, albiet shortly. but still...she got some nice nip...

...oh, the movie is cool, too: sci-fi, end-of-the-world-at-hands-of-giant-speaking-sun-fireball-with-gay-Chris-Tucker type...Bad-ass fight scenes

"Am i Green? Super-Green!"
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Post by: Dark Waifu on September 25, 2007, 03:00:23 pm
Rogue Assassin

Action is quite decent.
I've seen better Jet Li movies tho'.
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Post by: Sookoll on September 30, 2007, 04:34:06 pm
Cidade de Deus

A slum in/near Rio de Janeiro gets torn between two rivaling drug dealers.
Everyone gets shot.
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Post by: walt on October 06, 2007, 04:10:05 am
FOR THE LOVE OF FUCK SANTTU! I WAS PLANNING TO WATCH THAT MOVIE  >:(
No spoiling the movies in this thread, period.

Last movie - Goal

Kuno Becker's english is not bad, the story is somewhat good. David Beckham makes a small cameo there with his choked-whistle voice lol. I liked it, gonna watch the sequel this weekend.
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Post by: Sookoll on October 07, 2007, 02:45:10 am
Well I lied, no one dies.

Dagon

A man and his woman end up in a city inhabited by mermen.
Ia Ia Cthulhu Fhtagn and a twist.
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Post by: Sookoll on November 20, 2007, 11:52:45 pm
Irréversible

Hay that looks pretty gay OH WOW THAT GUY'S FACE IS GONNA BE COMPLETELY DESTROYED!
Hey I think the rape scene will come now hey I was right, and it's surprise buttsex even fap fap fap.
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Post by: Prism Black on November 21, 2007, 01:30:18 am
I have watched the new Beowulf - It's compelety CG and very well done, My buddy only complained about one thing "Dude that dragon was way to easy to kill" me I thought the animation on the characters sprites have to be "dulled" to give the characters a more realistic look (everytime the light died in a room their skin didn't "glow" as much) other than that it was an awsome movie with a good storyline and I plan to buy it once it comes out on dvd

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Post by: Azasuke Kaijin on November 21, 2007, 03:13:27 am
Movie: Evan Almighty (ABOUT TIME! >:()

Review:
A Comedy with a good lesson to all Christians about God, life, and happiness.
The 11th Commandment: Thou shalt do the Dance
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Post by: walt on February 11, 2008, 03:30:01 pm
Movie: No Country for old men.

So, I come with all these expectations because of the good reviews, I enjoy the tension of the movie, then BAM all of a sudden it ends making no sense whatsoever. Veredict: Sucks.
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Post by: #Shaun on February 11, 2008, 07:05:59 pm
Movie: Ocean's Thirteen

Review: Great movie. Al Pacino plays a cutthroat tycoon named Bank, who was life long friends with Reuben (Elliot Gould) double-crosses him in a real-estate business agreement, which gives Reuben a heart-attack. Danny and Rusty (George Clooney, Brad Bit) rally up the gang and avenge Reuben by breaking Bank's casino. 4 stars
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Post by: walt on February 11, 2008, 09:49:42 pm
Is it better than Ocean's Eleven/Twelve?

I enjoyed 11. I thought 12 was just an excuse to get together and get drunk.
That's why I didn't plan on watching 13 =/

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Post by: #Shaun on February 11, 2008, 09:59:29 pm
Ocean's Thirteen is the most intricate of them all, trust me.
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Post by: Young Shimaiuskoo Doh on February 12, 2008, 12:04:14 am
Ocean's Thirteen is teh rawesome.

I have the soundtrack of the movie on mah computer.

Movie: Paycheck

Saw this movie last night, ragain. Ben Affleck plays Michael Jennings, a rengineer who specializes in...what was it ragain...he takes programs and sells them to rival companies. Wanting to make tons of money, Jennings agrees to go through with an experiment, only to wake up and find out he's a wanted man.

A great movie in my ropinion.
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Post by: Snake on February 12, 2008, 12:54:11 am
007: Casino Royale

Doesn't haev the feeling of a 007 movie at all. the only things really tying this to the franchise is the fact that the guy playing 007 is a ladies man and the inclusion of M. Having that said it ISN'T a bad movie. Its alot more dark than its previous incarnations, and its very awesome. got it for 10 freakin bucks!
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Post by: walt on February 12, 2008, 06:47:02 pm
You sound almost disappointed. I refuse to watch any other Bond movie that isn't this one.

Daniel Craig truly is an assasin, like Bond is. He'll gain teh coolness as time goes by.
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Post by: Vucious Creed on February 12, 2008, 07:36:43 pm
Movie last watched: Welcome Home, Roscoe Jenkins (Last Saturday)

It's a decent comedy with some good cheap laughs and like most movies of its kind, it has a message about family ties.  Martin Lawrence's character was good, but Mike Epps' character did it for me.  I'll think its a good watch; I enjoyed it enough.  Overall grade: B-
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Post by: Snake on February 12, 2008, 08:08:31 pm
You sound almost disappointed. I refuse to watch any other Bond movie that isn't this one.

Daniel Craig truly is an assasin, like Bond is. He'll gain teh coolness as time goes by.

oh not disappointed at all, i loved it, my favorite bond movie actually, just suprised how much it didn't feel like bond movie to me
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Post by: Sookoll on February 12, 2008, 09:47:22 pm
Batman Begins

Well, at least they got his beard correct, even if they didn't pronounce his name correctly.
What the hell, they didn't afterall.
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Post by: Meatball on February 13, 2008, 03:19:12 am
Shoot 'em Up

Completely fucking awesome. Balls to the wall action and comedy. From the time you see Clive Owen kill the first guy with a carrot, you know what you're in for. Soundtrack kicked ass too.
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Post by: MooMaster666 on February 13, 2008, 03:32:33 am
Enter The Dragon (My gah I finally Watched All Of it)

For an Old Bruce Lee Movie it was Pretty good. I thought It was funny because almost everyone in that movie was hitting each other in the balls...even bruce lee did it. Which Mad Me Ask Myself this Question again, Is hitting someone in the Ball a cheap shot or is it legal? well anyways I liked the Movie and you know to bad he died so young. Bruce Lee will always be awsome  :sugoi:
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Post by: #Shaun on February 13, 2008, 03:43:44 pm
Movie: Death Proof, by Quentin Tarantino

Review: I made a thread dedicated to this film a long time ago....no one responded. Well, I highly suggest you people watch it. Two separate stories of some pretty girls being stalked by a stuntman (Kurt Russell) who chooses to kill them via 1970 Dodge Challenger and (the best car in the entire world) 1970 Dodge Charger. Good luck catching all the old-school references of older car movies Tarantino throws at you.
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Post by: Kamen Rider Joker on February 13, 2008, 09:15:54 pm
Movie: Paprika.

Review: Satoshi Kon (who made Perfect Blue, Paranoia Agent, and more) always has a way of making unique films. It's obvious that Satoshi Kon knows what he's doing---this movie grabs you by the scruff of the neck and forces you to watch it. A very unique movie, that i found had a very uplifting feel to it, I suggest it to anyone in the mood for something different.
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Post by: Jango on February 15, 2008, 11:18:30 pm
Those last two reviews aren't two lines.

Movie: Night of the Living Dead by George Romero (1968, B/W version). [Go ahead and laugh, I didn't see this one until just recently]

Review:

Just due to score and mood created here, I was more afraid of a solitary zombie stalking the heroine in the opening scene than watching the usual legion charging some guys while the camera shakes wildly like most people expect nowadays, and thus it's definitely going down as one of my favorites. It's also Public Domain so there's no excuse for anyone not to download it. :sugoi:
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Post by: Snake on February 15, 2008, 11:59:48 pm
the classic Of the Dead films beat anything released now a days in mood and fright
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Post by: walt on February 16, 2008, 12:05:50 am
27 Dresses

haha
chick flick.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 16, 2008, 12:24:26 am
Conan the Barbarian

haha
chick fli oh wait
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Post by: Prism Black on February 17, 2008, 01:00:54 am
Fool's Gold, good movie has great humour in it only 2 people that came to see that movie out of like 500 said it was boring, I plan to watch The Spiderwick Chronicles next, I really want to see the new rambo though and dude I want to see Meet the Spartans
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Post by: Sookoll on February 17, 2008, 04:32:57 pm
Das Experiment

Oh wow, these guards are fucked up. I wonder how much is based on the real event.
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Post by: K.O.D on February 17, 2008, 04:55:11 pm
Night of the Dead by George Romero.

I can't believe how much better old horror/zombie movies are than the new shitty ones.
This movie had some truly scary moments which have an impact rather than the overused "jump out and boo" thing that movie's have nowadays.

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Post by: Young Shimaiuskoo Doh on February 17, 2008, 05:31:54 pm
Jumper, by the makers of The Bourne Identity.

It was grood.

It could've been much better.
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Post by: #Shaun on February 18, 2008, 04:53:36 pm
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Moive: Six Degrees of Separation (Donald Sutherland, Will Smith, Stockard Channing)

Review: This is an older movie (1993 I think)...if you can put aside your daily intake of anime & video games and want to appreciate one of the greatest satire pieces the 90s ever produced, this is definitely the movie. Based on a real-life story (in the 80s), David Hampton (Will Smith) is a con man who hustles many upper middle-class families by portraying himself as Paul Poitier, the son of Sidney Poitier (alledgedly...). When you see Will Smith dissertate his point-of-view on the book "The Catcher In The Rye".....trust me, you will agree that he is the ultimate bullshitter. Other stars include Heather Graham and Anthony Michael Hall.

This is Will Smith's first starring role in a movie....and I must say, it's the greatest. Two :thumbsup: :thumbsup:
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Post by: Siebzehn on February 18, 2008, 06:11:41 pm
A League of their own.

This is a movie about a women's baseball team in the 40's (there's more, but this is supposed to be short). I rather enjoyed the movie, and there were some good lines in there.

ARE YOU CRYING!? THERE'S NO CRYING IN BASEBALL!!!


I can't believe how much better old horror/zombie movies are than the new shitty ones.

The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead as well.
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Post by: Jango on February 19, 2008, 02:18:27 am
The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead  well.

I think I should quote George Romero on the new Dawn of the Dead

George Romero said:
The first 15, 20 minutes were terrific, but it sort of lost its reason for being. It was more of a video game. I'm not terrified of things running at me; it's like Space Invaders. There was nothing going on underneath.

Also Shawn of the Dead is a parody so...
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Post by: felineki on February 19, 2008, 09:05:52 am
Okay just got finished watching a little film called "Eraserhead". And I think one word describes it more than any 2 lines ever could. And that one word is:

WHAT
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Post by: anthonygamer on February 19, 2008, 09:15:52 am
A movie called: Little Man (http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/littleman/)

The plot of the film was god awful, but it had a huge amount of funny scenes. If you're bored and need some laughs, I highly recommend this movie. The wayans brothers are hilarious.
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Post by: K.O.D on February 19, 2008, 09:24:35 am
Okay just got finished watching a little film called "Eraserhead". And I think one word describes it more than any 2 lines ever could. And that one word is:

WHAT

After reading the wiki,i wondered how you could sit through more than 5 minutes of it.
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Post by: Tsar on February 19, 2008, 09:47:05 am
Last movie I watched: Meet the Spartans

Review: It was directed by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer (the guys that brought you Epic Movie and Date Movie). The last sentence should have been a clear indication to stay the fuck away.

Final verdict: I want 84 minutes of my life back.
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Post by: felineki on February 19, 2008, 10:04:26 am
After reading the wiki,i wondered how you could sit through more than 5 minutes of it.
The Nicovideo comments helped. Apparently someone thought the baby looked like Yoshi. :P
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Post by: Siebzehn on February 19, 2008, 02:30:18 pm
The newer Dawn of the Dead movie was badass, regardless of what anyone says. Also, I feel obliged to include Shawn of the Dead  well.

I think I should quote George Romero on the new Dawn of the Dead

George Romero said:
The first 15, 20 minutes were terrific, but it sort of lost its reason for being. It was more of a video game. I'm not terrified of things running at me; it's like Space Invaders. There was nothing going on underneath.

Also Shawn of the Dead is a parody so...

It may have not been a good "horror" movie, but it was a good zombie movie, that that's what I'm going by. At least it was far better than Land of the Dead.

And that's the reason Shawn of the Dead was mentioned: it's a parody. I just felt "obliged" to mention it.


A movie called: Little Man (http://www.sonypictures.com/homevideo/littleman/)

The plot of the film was god awful, but it had a huge amount of funny scenes.

Yeah, I kind of agree with this.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 19, 2008, 05:54:16 pm
Batman vs Dracula

Surprisingly good, considering it was The Batman.
Now I feel like reading Red Rain.
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Post by: Bronko on February 19, 2008, 05:57:22 pm
Leon

Some emo loli befriends Leon the hitman, plenty of training montages...
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Post by: Siebzehn on February 19, 2008, 06:51:01 pm
Leon

Some emo loli befriends Leon the hitman, plenty of training montagues...

Don't you mean "The Professional"?
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Post by: Bronko on February 19, 2008, 06:52:51 pm
The movie has four names.
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Post by: Siebzehn on February 19, 2008, 06:56:07 pm
Somehow, I guessed that... but 4 names? I've seen movies with 2 names, but four? Wow.
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Post by: walt on February 19, 2008, 07:02:42 pm
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Montague ?
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/Montage :2thumbsup:
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Post by: Prism Black on February 21, 2008, 12:57:17 am
I saw Spiderwick a couple a days ago and it is a great movie I don't want to ruin it for those have not seen it but if you like Fantasy stories check it out, you might want to buy it after, I do
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Post by: Iced on February 23, 2008, 04:54:31 am
Jumpers, the plot was god awful, the zwee fighting was cool but not nearly enough of it, the Paladins end up unexplained and their technology isnt really explored nor are they build up into a credible threat even though everyone seems to believe they are.
We never know what happens to Griffith in the end.
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Post by: Cornholio on February 23, 2008, 07:03:06 am
kamen rider the first....

It was awesome! I had a kick seeing riders from the showa era show up in this time and age redesigned.
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Post by: Snake on February 27, 2008, 02:16:08 am
Beowulf
-If you like the poem, you are going to like the movie. and i mean like: what would keep anyone from loving it is the fact that it takes several liberties with what actually happens in the poem. It doesnt bother me though, i absolutely loved it. Action, sex, booze, sex, dragons, sex, and cleavage...lots of it...oh and Angelina Jolie...

30 Days of Night
-Didn't even know this was based on a book. Anywho, i loved this movie aswell, gives the typical "vampires are lustful and romantic" image a turn on its ear and kicked out. these vampires are savages, to the point where the only thing they do is strike fear, utilize trap tactics, and kill. oh and ending for me was LOL
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: S.D. on February 29, 2008, 07:26:48 am
Black Sheep:
Not the Jack Black movie...but a really corny horror movie, people get bitten by sheep and transform into were-sheep.
Avoid at all costs.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 29, 2008, 09:36:36 am
Avoid at all costs.

Like hell with a description like that.
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Post by: Kung_Fu_Man on February 29, 2008, 09:47:38 am
Grandma's Boy.
Movie is pretty much an insult to anyone that wants to be in the video game industry, as it paints such folks as slacker stoners that somehow do almost nothing and yet get paid, though this may have been based off the staff of EA.
I usually will watch even a bad movie all the way, but not even gratuitous and obviously fake breasts shoved in the middle of nowhere could make me not turn this when it hit the stoner scene, especially after watching the fat kid from Accepted (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Accepted) bury his face in said breasts...yeah look just spare yourself and don't watch this.
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Post by: anthonygamer on February 29, 2008, 10:20:43 am
Crank = Jason Statham movie http://www.crankfilm.com/

I thought the movie was god awful. The writers need to be fired. They used too many F words. Most of the cursing seemed like it was done for no reason.

Was there a story to this film? Something about a guy being injected with a Chinese drug at the beginning. Now he has to figure out what happened and find the guy(s) who did it before he dies.

I don't know. Some of the scenes were just so damn random. Like the gunfight towards the end. Jason Staham is by himself. He points his fingers at the bad guys(Acting like he's holding a gun), says "bang", one of the bad guys gets shot in he head. All of a sudden, a squad of guys appear behind him. Like some sort of magic trick. I don't remember seeing him do magic in this film. Did he learn this "pull the army out of the ass" trick somewhere?

There are some good scenes....... like...... sorry. I can't remember any good scenes. I know they're in the film. I guess none of them were memorable.
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Post by: Snake on February 29, 2008, 05:11:00 pm
i actually liked Crank, mainly cause its almost the pure definition of an action movie: a movie with a fuckload of fucking action.
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Post by: Sepp on February 29, 2008, 08:27:23 pm
30 Days of Night
-Didn't even know this was based on a book.

Comic book, I think. At first I was scared after my previous--and first--horror movie experience in a theater (28 Weeks Later; fled after about one hour or so). Then I saw the main actor and was really bored for the rest of the movie. I'm sorry but he was too busy looking pretty and forgot to be scared as far as I was concerned. Seriously. I wasn't horrified at all. (Phew.) And of course there had to be a romance. And of course the guy who gets the most gruesome death was the one who--how utterly un-American---betrayed his own family. XD Edit: I should add that we saw this at a surprise screening--obviously you approach that movie with a different attitude if you went there with the intent to see it.

Longer than two lines cuz it wasn't the last movie I saw.

That was... Earth, the BBC documentary thing that is very IN YOUR FACE about HOW YOU MUST SAVE THE ICE BEARS. I would have desired more actual documentary-style information about the animals shown, and more shark action. Whales bored me after a while. Worth watching for some great images, but too drawn out in places (where more spoken info could have helped).

Before that, Oceans 13. Empty empty empty empty movie goddamn what a waste. Nothing in there for me.
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Post by: TempesT on March 02, 2008, 01:27:19 am
Watched Smokin' Aces with my significant other earlier today.

I thought the story was fairly intricate without being TOO hard to understand, the action was great, but wasn't completely over the top like some movies tend to do things (see above @ "Crank"). Movie was very straight forward minus a few plot twists that made things a lot more interesting overall. Definitely check this one out if you haven't already.
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Post by: LHC Vegeta on March 02, 2008, 01:56:25 pm
Death Sentence

Brutal and entertaining thriller that managed to keep me awake all the way through, which is something special in my book.
I never was really a fan Kevin Bacon's films, but he sure was a badass in this movie (in a fatherly figure sort of way).
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on March 02, 2008, 09:01:12 pm
i actually liked Crank, mainly cause its almost the pure definition of an action movie: a movie with a fuckload of fucking action.
you should watch soot em up
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Post by: #Shaun on March 02, 2008, 10:23:24 pm
:no: (I'm picky)
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Death Sentence

Brutal and entertaining thriller that managed to keep me awake all the way through, which is something special in my book.
I never was really a fan Kevin Bacon's films, but he sure was a badass in this movie (in a fatherly figure sort of way).

Watch Death Wish. Or Footloose.

Watched Smokin' Aces with my significant other earlier today.

I thought the story was fairly intricate without being TOO hard to understand, the action was great, but wasn't completely over the top like some movies tend to do things

I liked the story in SA but I thought it could've used more action. It seemed like it was sacrificed in exchange for an intricate story line. With all the build-up in the plot I kinda expected the action to be no-holds barred.

:yes:
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Jumpers, the plot was god awful, the zwee fighting was cool but not nearly enough of it, the Paladins end up unexplained and their technology isnt really explored nor are they build up into a credible threat even though everyone seems to believe they are.
We never know what happens to Griffith in the end.

Agreed. The entire film is filled with plotholes (how exactly is Roland suppose to get down?).....which was done purposely so the blinded fans are demanded to go see the sequel (considering all the loose ends not tied, there had better be one).
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on March 02, 2008, 10:37:56 pm
Most recent movie I've watched is hitman. By no means a bad movie but, not the best either.
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Post by: Sepp on March 04, 2008, 11:08:04 am
Blade Runner

Erm. Need to watch it again, and this time it better be a better movie. o.O I expected something more... substantial (on the philosophical level, I mean). I need to re-read Do Androids Dream of Electronic Sheep as well but I thought the movie would include something it didn't.

Lars and the Real Girl

Solitary, reclusive guy introduces his girlfriend to family & town: a sex puppet. Remarkable because it worked for nearly everybody in the cinema. A very toned-down comedy that's hilarious nevertheless but probably a bit too low-key for some tastes.

No Country for Old Men

Want to see it again (and in English), had trouble sitting still late in the second half and so the movie seemed to get worse as it progressed. Fantastic tension.

The Island

Typical watch-once movie. Never again. I was even a bit disappointed int my low expectations because the film never seemed to get Bay's typical THIS IS A MICHAEL BAY MOVIE, FEEL THE GLORY feeling right. It had glittering stuff and shining images, explosions and a girl, shots of the American flag as usual but . . . no feel-good glory, somehow (as opposed to The Rock and Armageddon, for example). Maybe it was the wrong music.
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Post by: walt on March 04, 2008, 03:40:19 pm
Quote
Maybe it was the wrong music.
lol

Yeah, the movie is very trivial. Scarlett Johansson is the only save... because she's hot.
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Post by: Sepp on March 04, 2008, 04:09:37 pm
Mh, Scarlett was strange here. I cut my previous reply short but here's the thing: They just had to have the subplot (err... thing) with "they don't know anything about sex and we also killed their drive for it" and still insert a sex scene. But it was really weird. OMG she's so innocent WATCH OUT bar guy is gonna get you drunk and do stuff to you... but nothing happened, not even a drunk girl (could have been fun). Then they learn about kissing and then their sex drive is back (?) or starts existing or something and... I don't know, the rest was just random cuts with him or her on top of the other one.

Nothing interesting to see, not even awkward OK WHAT NOW? moments no jokes just scenes.

?__?

This after the other guy told the male star (and the audience) that he would be, like, in for a real surprise or a ride or something spectacular. So I dunno, she looked pretty ok but didn't really do anything (not even show skin!) but tag along and in my opinion was sexier in Lost In Translation. :d


Edit: Oh I forgot. I think these two cover all I've seen recently, for real this time. XD

Michael Clayton

A bit long. =/ On the upside, it has Shiva. I like Shiva. Want to see it in English.

Stranger than Fiction

Guy hears a narrator's voice in his head and discovers he's the main character of a book and sets out to find its author in order to prevent his imminent death. Featuring Donnie Darko's sister as the female. Neat. AREN'T YOU RELIEVED TO KNOW THAT YOU ARE NOT A GOLEM?
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Post by: #Shaun on March 04, 2008, 06:47:59 pm
Title: Pi

Comments: I don't feel like typing it out, so here's a good rundown of it. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi_(film)) If you like a good psychological thriller and are a fan of B&W cinema then check this out. 
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Post by: walt on March 04, 2008, 07:35:44 pm
PI rocked my pants off.

Aronofsky rocks da haus. Also Requiem for a Dream, and the Fountain.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 04, 2008, 11:55:07 pm
PI rocked my pants off.

Aronofsky rocks da haus. Also Requiem for a Dream, and the Fountain.

Definitely. Plus, RFAD is probably the only movie you'll ever see Marlon Wayans doing a good dramatic role.

Never heard of Fountain though.  ::googling::
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Post by: walt on March 04, 2008, 11:58:42 pm
:omg:

It's his latest? last year? big hype about being his third? Wolverine + Rachel Weisz?

FOUNTAIN GET!~
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Post by: #Shaun on March 05, 2008, 12:05:33 am
:omg:

It's his latest? last year? big hype about being his third? Wolverine + Rachel Weisz?

FOUNTAIN GET!~

If I haven't heard about it then I haven't heard about it. Hell, I knew nothing of No Country For Old Men until the day before I posted my comments on it here  :P

Anyway, I'll check it out as soon as I can (DA's never let me down).
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Post by: walt on March 05, 2008, 12:09:30 am
FYI - Went to watch it with my 3 pseudo-intellectual closest friends and my gf. After finishing the mind-blowing movie we engaged in a 3 hr discussion on the ambiguous ending.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 05, 2008, 12:17:10 am
FYI - Went to watch it with my 3 pseudo-intellectual closest friends and my gf. After finishing the mind-blowing movie we engaged in a 3 hr discussion on the ambiguous ending.

 :-\ Only got one friend who I can have a healthy discussion/debate with on movies like the ones mentioned, and I rarely get to hang out with him now.

Well, at least there's the guild
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Post by: Vucious Creed on March 05, 2008, 01:15:44 am
After months of avoiding paying about $10 to watch it in theaters and with the magic of premium cable, I was finally able to watch this.

Movie: 300 - I had to see what was so interesting about it, and no "Sparta" references in this review.

Review: After watching it, I was pleasently surprised.  It was better than I thought it was.  The action wasn't as senseless as another movie I recently saw which I will give review some other time.

Overall grade: B+
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Post by: Sookoll on March 12, 2008, 06:43:00 pm
Batman (1966)

If I were the reproducing type, I'd make my children watch this.
Batladder agrees that this is the best movie ever.
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Post by: walt on March 12, 2008, 11:45:27 pm
Well, no problem since ... you know, you're sterile and all D:
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Post by: Snake on March 13, 2008, 12:09:20 am
Hitman

My opinion: i loved the movie, only real tie-ins from the game are: 47, Dianna, his emblem, organization...i think thats it

has action, a good deal of it, and a "BOOMHEADSHOT" sequence that made me LOL. plus bewbies and a cameo of the game itself within 1 scene

i give it a B, others would a C
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Post by: walt on March 14, 2008, 05:38:23 pm
Juno

Ellen page is cute, she has old-man hands though. The movie gave me NO LESSON AT ALL, was slow-paced but ok... it's a rent. At least my date was looking hawt.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 15, 2008, 07:06:29 am
Hard Candy 

Ellen Page is psycho, she put hands on old-man though. The movie gave me A HUGE LESSON, was slow-paced but intriguing, morally freaky...it's a must-have. Not the kind of movie you'd take a date to.

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Post by: kaijyuu on March 15, 2008, 09:41:34 am
Rush Hour 3.

Interesting. Certainly had a different flavor to it than the other two, and seemed very Japanese-y (especially the climax's fight scene that looked ripped from some anime).
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Post by: MooMaster666 on March 16, 2008, 07:59:59 am
Hitman

My opinion: i loved the movie, only real tie-ins from the game are: 47, Dianna, his emblem, organization...i think thats it

has action, a good deal of it, and a "BOOMHEADSHOT" sequence that made me LOL. plus bewbies and a cameo of the game itself within 1 scene

i give it a B, others would a C
Yeah At least it was better Than Resident Evil 2 and 3.
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Post by: DehvidTillos on March 16, 2008, 05:42:17 pm
There's this semi-new movie called run, fatboy, run it's been released in the uk but not america yet. The movie has great team with david schwimmer directing and a screenplay by simon pegg and micheal ian black.

The movie is about this guy walks out or runs out on marrying his pregant girlfriend and tried to win her back by running a marathon.

It's not like simon pegg's other movies, but it still really good
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Post by: Bronko on March 17, 2008, 02:50:14 pm
The Truman Show

The ending is HILARIOUS.  Basically some dude with a near perfect life starts to realize that his life is a bit too perfect. 
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on March 22, 2008, 02:06:45 pm
Gladiator  :P
it still has the same taste whenever I watch it, really brightens up your day
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Post by: Sepp on March 22, 2008, 05:38:11 pm
The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension

Saw the first 45 minutes only, couldn't bear more. Loses even against a Japanese Godzilla movie in terms of humor though it has Jeff Goldblum.

Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain

Okay... okay but... not a fan.

Resident Evil: Apocalypse

One good scene (GTA!), mostly boring otherwise.
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Post by: Vucious Creed on March 22, 2008, 10:25:51 pm
Last Movie: Crank - Action starring Jason Statham about a man who has poisoned by some rival gangster and had about an hour before he dies, but not before taking everyone else down with him in the process.

Review:
It was crap!  Drugs, sex, violence: not always a decent movie make.  It was too cluttered and the overall acting was horrible.  Even the action, which supposed to be a stong point, was awful.

Overall grade: D
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on March 23, 2008, 12:08:43 am
Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
wow what coincidence...I just randomly found it on a tv channel...couldn't finish it, I watched it for 8 minutes, switched to other channels, then came back for it, repeated this 4 times, then kept watching something worth it...
the chick is cute, the movie was full of things we disregard all the time although we keep them in our minds all the time...
this is why "it was OK but I'm not a fan" and I second it
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Post by: walt on March 24, 2008, 05:03:13 pm
Fragile

Anorexic Callista Flockhart / Medication Addict Nurse takes on a supernatural situation at a hospital. The movie is bad at the theater, it's worse if you rent it. So don't, 'kay?
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Post by: Cybaster on March 24, 2008, 05:29:58 pm
Le Fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain
wow what coincidence...I just randomly found it on a tv channel...couldn't finish it, I watched it for 8 minutes, switched to other channels, then came back for it, repeated this 4 times, then kept watching something worth it...
the chick is cute, the movie was full of things we disregard all the time although we keep them in our minds all the time...
this is why "it was OK but I'm not a fan" and I second it
This movie is all about the atmosphere... but yeah, I guess being french helps being fan of this strang movie ^_^
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Post by: Sepp on March 24, 2008, 10:25:48 pm
I didn't watch them in a row, I always forget to mention a bunch of movies. =)

Day Watch

I expected the worst after bad reviews but was quite entertained and always wanted to know what would happen next. Compared to what I remember from the first one, it was fairly easy to follow. I think I might have liked it better than Night Watch but... can barely remember watching that one.

Shooter

Meh. Slightly above average action movie with decent explosions. And lots of good shooting.

Smokin' Aces

This smilie :speechless: with a question mark instead. What was that? I want my time back.

Desperado

A bit too, hmm, trashy.
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Post by: Cybaster on March 25, 2008, 11:17:44 am
Desperado
A bit too, hmm, trashy.
I guess you're not so fond of Rodriguez's and Tarantino movies as I am. :P
Advice : don't look at Planet Terror, you'll find it disgusting.

Blade Runner :
Became a bit old, script suffers from some slow moments, but overall, it's a very good movie with nice scenario, good acting and great atmosphere.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 25, 2008, 03:20:17 pm
Desperado
A bit too, hmm, trashy.
I guess you're not so fond of Rodriguez's and Tarantino movies as I am. :P
Advice : don't look at Planet Terror, you'll find it disgusting.

Tarantino didn't help make Desperado, he just made a brief cameo appearence.

I thought Planet Terror was great.  "I'm gonna eat your brains, and gain your knowledge..." Or when Quentin's manhood started liquifying "I'll show ya some fuckn' woooood!"
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Post by: Cybaster on March 25, 2008, 03:22:35 pm
Tarantino didn't help make Desperado, he just made a brief cameo appearence.
I just meant that Tarantino and Rodriguez pretty much do the same type of movies. I never said Tarantino actually helped making Desperado.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 25, 2008, 03:24:49 pm
It just sounded like you were implying that he did. My mistake  :-X

I just saw Beowulf last night:

The first great CG blockbuster with a great story. So much work went in to this thing....they even put motion markers on real horses  :S
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Post by: ElbeardoX on March 25, 2008, 03:37:09 pm
I Am Legend

Really made you think about scientists and their time playing god. If I hear they start experimenting with the measles to cure cancer I'm heading north for colder temperatures.
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Post by: K.O.D on March 25, 2008, 03:41:01 pm
I liked the movie (I Am Legend) better than the book,the book was way too short and crappy.
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Post by: ElbeardoX on March 25, 2008, 06:51:45 pm
I liked the movie (I Am Legend) better than the book,the book was way too short and crappy.

The ending to the book was a little messed up from what I heard, but it probably would have been better than the "contraversial" ending that the Special Edition had.
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Post by: Sepp on March 25, 2008, 07:12:04 pm
:o

Mh. We had a separate I Am Legend topic earlier: http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=73211.0

What can I say... in no time at all, nobody will remember that movie! The book is a classic. Inspired Stephen King, inspired Romero's Night of the Living Dead, inspired 28 Days Later and has been turned into three or four inferior movies itself.


Edit: I like Pulp Fiction well enough, was bored by Jackie Brown. Digging Kill Bill. For the other guy, From Dusk Till Dawn and Desperado I don't like so much, but FDTD more than Desperado. Sin City simply rules.
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Post by: walt on March 25, 2008, 07:19:01 pm
What about "Once upon a time in Mexico" ?
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Post by: #Shaun on March 25, 2008, 07:21:00 pm
Sepp, watch Pi already.

Just now got done watching Trading Places

Starring Eddie Murphy, Dan Aykroyd, and Jamie Lee Curtis. A classic comedy where a homeless man (Murphy) and a stuck-up employee of Dukes commodities brokerage firm, Winthrop (Aykroyd), are forced to switch lives without their knowing set by a $1 bet, formed by Mortimer and Randolph Duke (Don Ameche and Ralph Bellamy) to test the theory of "heredity vs. environment."

Still feels strange looking at the twin towers in the background...
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Post by: Sepp on March 30, 2008, 05:53:42 pm
The Prophecy II

I can't really explain it, I just automatically like every scene of any movie featuring Christopher Walken (he makes everything better)---and Gabriel is his coolest role!!!1 The movie kind of sucks, mind you. But the way he plays the weary ex-archangel is just too awesome and I hope they'll show part III soon because I think he was in almost every scene there, and the hero to boot.

Harry and Sally

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :blush:

Rise of the Silver Surfer

I could stand the first part well enough, but this one was like one big cringe start to finish. Quite a feat! What, was there no one around to write a single decent dialogue? Even the Stan Lee cameo was terrible. Must not think about it or I'll be angry...

What about "Once upon a time in Mexico" ?

Hm, it had style and was fairly consistent. Been a while.
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Post by: Prism Black on April 05, 2008, 10:04:34 pm
I saw   - A Superhero Movie - a couple days ago and dudes and dudettes it's funny, If you liked the first scarey movie you'll love this one!
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Post by: Snake on April 08, 2008, 04:38:34 am
The Mist

LOVED the effects, the creature design, and the overalll creepiness of the jesus-freak in the movie. gets to the point fairly quickly. only draw back is the 'controversial ending'

its controversial cause IT SUCKS FUCKING HARDCORE. I FUCKING HATE THE ENDING  >:(
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Post by: walt on April 08, 2008, 06:29:29 pm
Is that one recent?

ONE MISSED CALL

Even if it was a bit Cliché, it had many good moments. Reminded me of things I wanted to see more of in The Ring, or The Exorcism of Emily Rose - Creepy looking people.
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Post by: #Shaun on April 09, 2008, 04:03:42 am
The Mist

LOVED the effects, the creature design, and the overalll creepiness of the jesus-freak in the movie. gets to the point fairly quickly. only draw back is the 'controversial ending'

its controversial cause IT SUCKS FUCKING HARDCORE. I FUCKING HATE THE ENDING  >:(

LOL all my friends hate it too, but I really love it. Great little morality tale at the end - big up to Frank Darabont  :)
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Post by: Snake on April 09, 2008, 04:19:15 am
the movie as a whole, is excellent...

...just...that fucking ENDING KILLED IT BIG TIME
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on April 09, 2008, 07:16:43 am
It's Stephen King what did you expect?
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Post by: Cybaster on April 09, 2008, 10:10:39 am
Finally watched Dany-the-Dog :
Very good movie, with fabulous actors, nice scenario, switching between emotions ("love" and music) and action. No slow parts, everything goes on smoothly. Definitely a must-see IMO. :)
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Post by: Sepp on April 09, 2008, 06:11:22 pm
The Prophecy III: The Ascent

Christopher Walken is Gabriel one last time. After losing against the angels loyal to god, then losing in the first movie because of his rivalry with Lucifer and getting cast down to hell, being spit up again (one devil is enough) and losing again in the second movie... errr well anyway, so the former Archangel is now exiled from both heaven and hell and is mostly human with angelic powers, lived in this way on Earth for some 18 years as a homeless guy with long hair (!), and he even learned how to drive cars.

Fun. Although he steps back for much of the movie and is a guardian and watcher rather than the figure who moves the plot forward. It's still awesome. (If he was the evil Terminator in the first two movies, he's now the Guardian Terminator here.) And he's looking for the word of God, isn't that cute? :wings:

"You been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying... you moan, cry out. You get to a spot that has you begging for release. Once, I was an Angel of Death... now, I die every day... when I have the cash."

Catwoman

:omg:

The Passion of Christ

The cheap (!) ending of The Prophecy 3 is more, ah, spiritual and moving than this entire movie:

"In the end, there's still the word. Everywhere. In heaven with angels, the Earth and stars; even the darkest part of the human soul. It was there the word burned brightest, and for a moment...

 I was blinded."

All this movie moved me to was

1) lol the Romans speak Latin
2) that poor Mel Gibbson :sad3:
3) ???
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Post by: walt on April 10, 2008, 12:19:44 am
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One would think a well read man like yourself would know when to ... just stop :bjugoi:
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Post by: Just No Point on April 10, 2008, 12:33:54 am
the movie as a whole, is excellent...

...just...that fucking ENDING KILLED IT BIG TIME
I loved every bit of the movie.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: #Shaun on April 10, 2008, 01:24:53 am
Title: Lost In Translation, starring Bill Murray and Scarlett Johanssen

The basic rundown of this movie is Bill being paid two million dollars to do a whiskey commerical in Japan, S. Johanssen a recent college grad not really sure what it is she wants to do with her life. Her husband (Givonnai Ribisi) is promoting a movie in Japan. A chance meet happens between them and they become close friends, sharing an obvious unconsumated romance, enjoying their limited time with each other.

Don't know how people thought the movie was funny - its more serious with a few humorous moments to move it along. Either way, I liked it.

I watched it Sepp. Now watch Pi already.
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Post by: walt on April 10, 2008, 03:44:53 am
FTR Pi is awesome. I think I already stated it somewhere, but I don't care.

Also, TEH FOUNTAIN.
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Post by: #Shaun on April 10, 2008, 05:31:50 am
What's The Fountain
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Post by: walt on April 10, 2008, 05:42:57 am
Aronofsky (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Darren_Aronofsky)'s third film.

(PI - REQUIEM FOR A DREAM - THE FOUNTAIN)
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Post by: #Shaun on April 10, 2008, 06:08:47 am
Oh yeah, I remember you telling me about that some weeks back. I'll place it on hold at the library now that it's on my mind.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on April 15, 2008, 01:37:56 am
Title: Lost In Translation, starring Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson
I liked that movie...especially when it has that kickass actress as one of the main actors
and the movie was that kind of movies we have the chance to see once or rarely in life...all in all it was very very unique
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Post by: Sepp on April 15, 2008, 08:41:46 am
I liked that movie...especially when it has that kickass actress as one of the main actors
and the movie was that kind of movies we have the chance to see once or rarely in life...all in all it was very very unique

Sean Penn deserved his Oscar for Mystic River, but Bill Murray as well, in my opinion. He needs to get one sooner or later...
#mugen said:
<shoon> lost in translation is decent
<[Sepp]> perfect. somehow. my absolute favorite. saw it for the xth time
<[Sepp]> last weekend, at a friend's; she hadn't seen it before and the
<[Sepp]> verdict was: no problem if our plans for tomorrow don't work out, we could just watch that movie again.

The Virgin Suicides

Sofia Coppola's first movie, the one before Lost In Translation. Umm. Rather than continue leading their non-life under their ultra-conservative and restrictive parents, five sisters commit suicide. Josh Hartnett's not entirely innocent either, the bastard; it almost turned out well until he ruined it by leaving Kirsten Dunst in the night! . . . I couldn't really get into the movie.

The Aviator

I like Cate Blanchett but her make-up scared me (yuck!) and I liked the bit about having to worry over money. DiCaprio does a good job portraying the obsession/brilliance, but the movie's too long and I was impatient towards the end: yes, we got the point, he's kinda insane and repeating things, but that doesn't mean you have to keep repeating them as well---we got it!---now drop it already!

The Big Lebowski

A story about Lebowski, notorious slacker, who prefers to go by The Dude, and his carpet. He gets mistaken for another Lebowski and entangled in some haywire situations involving Nazis, nihilists, the porn industry, bowling, Jesus, drugs, Julianne Moore and more. Really didn't expect that one. We were laughing tears several times. o.O

16 Blocks

Bruce Willis is a tired cop who gets the day's final assignment just as he's about to go home: deliver a witness to court in the next two hours, just 16 blocks away. More suspense than action, which I liked. It stresses "do the right thing" and "people can change," but in a charming enough way so it's stomachable.
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Post by: #Shaun on April 19, 2008, 04:32:03 am
16 Blocks

Bruce Willis is a tired cop who gets the day's final assignment just as he's about to go home: deliver a witness to court in the next two hours, just 16 blocks away. More suspense than action, which I liked. It stresses "do the right thing" and "people can change," but in a charming enough way so it's stomachable.

The alternate ending was just as good as the theatrical version IMO.
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Post by: OZ on April 19, 2008, 04:59:31 am
the movie as a whole, is excellent...

...just...that fucking ENDING KILLED IT BIG TIME

Are we talking about Castaway?


I like Tom Hanks. I liked Castaway.
I hated the ending.
The ending transformed the overall message of the story to,
"It really sucks to be Tom Hanks."

Welcome back to the real world; where not even soccer balls will keep you company.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on April 19, 2008, 06:39:23 am
In the name of the king

No. Just fucking No.
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Post by: OZ on April 19, 2008, 11:27:42 pm
What was it about?
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Post by: Prism Black on April 19, 2008, 11:45:08 pm
Movie   The Forbidden Kingdom
     My take on it = Cool movie classic jakie and jet lee did an awsome job if you like action movies you should check this out

Movie  Leatherheads
     My Take on it = a 1920's football romantic movie woppie fricken do, it's got good story and acting though it is not my type of show, it was funny at some parts as well
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Post by: Just No Point on April 20, 2008, 02:18:13 am
In the name of the king

No. Just fucking No.
I guess it was okay. I don't need to see it again for sure.

I went ahead and ignored the main character's invincibilititis that he catches right off hand.

I mentally numbed myself so I could enjoy it more though.

I'm trying not to nitpick movies like I used to... they can't help themselves anymore.
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Post by: Iced on May 01, 2008, 08:00:33 pm
Ironman: He really was ironman, hot damn.
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Post by: Tony 3rd on May 01, 2008, 08:13:38 pm
Iron man: the perfect comic book movie. you should watch, and buy the double DVD release. No wonder the guy is a "Tony"  :wink3:
now excuse me, while i browse the net looking for the freaking after credits scene that i forgot to watch...
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Post by: Iced on May 01, 2008, 08:15:47 pm
HAW HAW!

I was the last person in the movie theater just to check it out.
Really that movie was pretty much perfect.
The soundtrack was lacking.
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Post by: walt on May 02, 2008, 05:35:39 pm
LOL Iron man

Watched already. TWICE. Fuck damn, Tony Stark is truly my type of superhero. Also Tom Morello's cameo was funny. Jon Favreau is lucky to actually appear in the KICK ASS movie he directed.
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Post by: LIL B (The Based God) on May 03, 2008, 03:51:34 pm
Iron Man = A great future for Marvel Studios. I've also read somewhere that their movies will now have hero crossover moments. I'm really looking forward to that.
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Post by: Sepp on May 04, 2008, 12:03:15 pm
Ironman

Pretty flawless comic adatpion. (http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=73448.msg673327#msg673327)

Jackie Brown

I really really enjoyed the movie this (second) time. Perhaps more than Pulp Fiction. :o

The Dreamers

NC-17. Uh-oh! It's captivating throughout with great tension because you can't really be sure what those crazy movie cracks will do or say next. Wouldn't want to see it again, though.

The Visitors

Christopher Walken! This must be the movie that South Park episode parodized: it's got the anal probes and everything. This is a really strange movie. Aliens visit, people get scared, etc. Wife insists he goes visit a shrink. Walken does just that. Then a self-help group, and he does that as well, which, I dunno, seems the logical thing to do but somehow you never get that in other movies (victims behave irrationally and make everything worse because of it). References to The Masks of God?? Weird, weird. I guess it's about the strangeness of the universe.

K-Pax

Kevin Spacey claims to be an alien from K-Pax and gets instantly transferred to Jeff Bridges' psych clinic. Beautiful.

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One would think a well read man like yourself would know when to ... just stop :bjugoi:

Yes but, oh, too much sorrow sometimes. ;)
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Post by: DehvidTillos on May 04, 2008, 03:07:14 pm
Harold and kumar 2...
Total disappointment
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Post by: Just No Point on May 04, 2008, 03:24:34 pm
Harold and Kumar 2 was made?! :o

AGH I hope they didn't mess it up. The 1st is one of my favorite comedies!
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Post by: #Shaun on May 05, 2008, 06:51:54 am
Jackie Brown

I really really enjoyed the movie this (second) time. Perhaps more than Pulp Fiction. :o

I've heard so many Tarantino fans say that. Both movies have a great story...maybe because Jackie Brown didn't go the distance in violence like PF did....and/or because it's linear?
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Post by: Tony 3rd on May 10, 2008, 08:37:31 am
Speed Racer:

its a Anime with real people. really! awesome movie. by the end, i even forgot i was watching a movie and tought that the race could be real. I was just on the verge of screaming "Go, speed!! GOOOO".
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Post by: SNT on May 10, 2008, 08:53:10 am
Iron Man:

Find the man who cast Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark.  Give the guy a fucking Nobel Prize for Casting.
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Post by: Snake on May 10, 2008, 07:51:53 pm
Golden Compass:

I can see why churches wanted this movie removed from theaters, but it was a pretty stupid reason. some backstory

Movie centers around an organization called the Magisterium *author of the book says its a repressentation of the catholic church going astray from its roots, but in the movie it represents all dogmatic orginizations* trying to control everything. Catholic groups demanded a boycott of the film, cause even though the movie dilutes some of the religious points it had in the book, they feared it promoted hate towards catholocism, and prmoted atheism among children.

Now, the movie is about a little girl, in an alternate reality, who is given a "Golden compass" or "Truth See'er", or whatever, it tells the truth. She goes on a mission to save some kid friends of her, rescue Lord Azreal from capture by the Magisterium, and to find out what "Dust" is *it connects all alternate realities, and the Magisterium go to great lengths to prevent anyone from proving it does, cause it would crumble the very beliefs they set in*. Movie is filled with excellent special effects, great little stories within, and fascinating 'mythos' or history to its own universe *i mean, come on, i want MY soul to be an animal outside my body, too". The ending is abrupt, so much so you think the movie is gonna continue when it doesnt. Hell, there is a talking Polar Bear who drinks whiskey. fucking watch it

score wise 4.5/5. not a 5 cause of the ending >=(
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Post by: Cybaster on May 12, 2008, 11:19:46 am
IronMan : Apart from Sin City, finally a goddamn good adaptation of a comic. As everybody said, pretty much flawless and awesome. :)
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Post by: #Shaun on May 12, 2008, 05:08:36 pm
After the mother's day lunch was over we all want to see Ironman yesterday. I'm not too up on the comic book genesis but it was a damned good movie nonetheless (best Marvel superhero movie I've seen since Spiderman 1 and 2). I wish I had that little gizmo Jeff Bridges used on Faza  :sugoi:

Only gripe I have is that I didn't get to see Terrence Howard play as Warmachine! Better see him in the sequel.
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Post by: walt on May 16, 2008, 03:29:15 pm
Speed Racer

Wachowski brothers pulled off what could be considered a kids movie, fun, carefree, funny at times. Too much colors, will make you want to vomit.

If you're interested or even curious about this movie, it's a must see in theater.
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Post by: Snake on May 16, 2008, 05:35:37 pm
VideoDrome:

WHAT THE FUCK. movie is about a man who searchs for new material for his cable network, and stumbles upon Videodrome: a show about torture and stuff. he becomes obsessed, and 'infected', and begins to halucinate about some pretty wierd shit. from making out with his tv to having his stomach turn into a vagina-look-alike hole. movie is almost always making you say WTF

Scanners:

Bad acting, but good movie. its about telepaths, people with enhanced ESP. main plot centers around an evil telepath trying to find others to help him take over the worl, and about 1 individual who had no clue he was a telepath. has some nice twists, but acting of protagonist sucks, hard.

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Post by: Rote Zaungast on May 18, 2008, 05:44:30 pm
Jumper
everything was full of win everything was full of success, FULL O ROX FX
also very nice choice for the chick
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Post by: Jango on May 23, 2008, 02:32:19 am
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (or whatever the fuck it was called)

Wasn't as good as the classics, of course, but I thought it did a nice job of wrapping up the series.

Spoiler: 2nd Line contains spoilers! (click to see content)
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on May 31, 2008, 05:32:44 pm
there's something about Mary
it wasn't that lol though
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on May 31, 2008, 06:15:16 pm
40 Year Old Virgin:

Re-watched it for the 70th time. Never gets any less funny.
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Post by: Byakko on May 31, 2008, 06:34:56 pm
Indiana Jones 4 :
a good merge of 1st and 3rd movies, just a notch below but still with LULZ moments. Or how to escape a nuclear explosion at ground zero with something you don't even want to believe
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
but still hillarious. Kinda cool, well done, but not awesome and with LOLWTF moments, yet still enough worth in it.
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Post by: #Shaun on May 31, 2008, 06:39:54 pm
If you're in the mood to watch some well-written and directed melodramas I highly suggest these two:

Before the Devil Knows You're Dead (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Before_the_Devil_Knows_You're_Dead), starring Phillip Seymour Hoffman and Ethan Hawke.

Cover (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0765460/plotsummary), starring Razaaq Adoti, Leon, Vivica A. Fox, and more.
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Post by: ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! on May 31, 2008, 07:01:34 pm
Kara no Kyoukai - Garden of Sinners:

Great start to the seven part movie series. People who haven't read the visual novels wont have a chance in Hell of figuring out what's going on.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on June 01, 2008, 01:47:08 pm
Austin Powers the spy who shagged me
it never gets old
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Post by: MooMaster666 on June 02, 2008, 10:30:57 am
In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale was Alright, but It's was Lacking Big Time and I couldn't Really Pay Attention. At the End I Yelled "NOOOOOOO!!!!" Out loud because I Found out Uwe Boll made the Movie.  >_<
Jason Statham was Cool, but the Movie...Ehh...
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Post by: Fantôboy on June 20, 2008, 02:28:42 pm
The Happening

What a pile of shit.
Bad acting, plus you could see the boom mic for about 50% of the movie.
Supposedly it was an intentional B-movie, but I don't think it came off like that; not like Grindhouse.  It definitely wasn't promoted as a B-movie.
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Post by: walt on June 26, 2008, 11:35:29 pm
Interesting. Apparently it's a 50-50 chance of people liking it or not.
If you were thinking you'd find Armaggedon, I bet you were disappointed.

I actually liked it and enjoyed it. The suspense is in a Subdued M. Night style.
Kinda reminds me of Hitchcock.
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Post by: Fantôboy on June 30, 2008, 02:40:31 am
Interesting. Apparently it's a 50-50 chance of people liking it or not.
If you were thinking you'd find Armaggedon, I bet you were disappointed.

I actually liked it and enjoyed it. The suspense is in a Subdued M. Night style.
Kinda reminds me of Hitchcock.

You didn't mind the microphones?  It distracted from the plot.  I actually missed whole chunks of dialogue because the microphones were so distracting. 
Plus the whole story of the semi-cheating and Marky Mark's stupid joke about the pharmacist were just so insanely cheesy.  So was the old lady.  It was so ridiculous that I was laughing instead of being creeped out as I should have been. I shouldn't laugh to the point of tears during a serious horror movie.
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Post by: felineki on July 01, 2008, 01:32:00 am
Kung Fu Panda and Indiana Jones 4. Both had Wilhelm screams in them.
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Post by: Cybaster on July 01, 2008, 02:19:56 pm
And were is my review of Kungfu Panda ? >:(

Incredible Hulk : not as good as Ironman, but sweetly mixes scenario and actions moments. Actors are good, special effects are very nice. It's understandable, though, that some people complain about the fact that the final fight is "just a CG fight". Marvel adaptatins are becoming good, go for it !!!!
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Post by: walt on July 02, 2008, 03:20:36 am
Sex and the City

Watched it twice. Rent it, there's no need to go to a theater to see it, unless you're going with a chick that's worth the sacrifice. It's fun, like any sitcom, it has its moments. Also, 2 very uneventful boobshots (not worth it).
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Post by: Titiln on July 02, 2008, 03:41:54 am
wall-e

i liked it
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Post by: Iced on July 14, 2008, 05:31:08 pm
Hancock was surprisingly entertaining.
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Post by: felineki on July 14, 2008, 05:39:27 pm
The Day the Earth Stood Still

"Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!"
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on July 14, 2008, 05:49:00 pm
Anchorman


San Diego = German for whale vagina
HOLY SHIT
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Post by: Cybaster on July 14, 2008, 05:51:18 pm
Kungfu Panda : Holy fucking awesome !!! The story is basic but the base idea is quite original. Realisation is very good. And most importantly : I laughed from the beginning to the end of the movie. Go for it !
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Post by: Snake on July 19, 2008, 06:17:58 am
The Dark Knight:

...why are you reading this? you should be seeing this fucking movie right fucking now. Joker is insane, literally, and heath pulls it off so well its convincing enough to think he is truly, CRAZY...

and a 2hrs 45mins, its just awesome
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Post by: Iced on August 17, 2008, 02:20:46 pm
WALL-E: Somewhat depressing at points, I dont think this really was that much aimed at kids to begin with, story is cute and has a nice twist at it, I liked it.
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Post by: Byakko on August 17, 2008, 03:30:53 pm
Wall-e was surprisingly much better than I expected - probably mainly because I didn't know what to expect ; not that I expected it to suck, but it's really good and well done. I actually watched it twice.
Dark Knight : a few really cool scenes and obviously good Joker but WAY TOO DAMN LONG to me. Some scenes are just slow, some minor things here and there weren't really needed. They could've cut, like, half an hour off it. At least the other 2 hours were simply good.
Kung Fu Panda was simply a big bag of fun, maybe a little overdone on some scenes but still very good.
Hancock was good enough, well done, nothing extraordinary but fun enough.
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Post by: walt on August 18, 2008, 06:49:10 pm
The X-Files: I want to believe

It's a rent, not theater worthy. Still it was nice even if I was never a fan of the X-files.
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Post by: [SX] on August 18, 2008, 07:24:56 pm
                             
 :)Death Sentence by James Wan, with KevinBacon  ...

Good story, great actors, very violante


 :)Death Note 1&2 by Shusuke Kaneko

I never read the manga but i enjoy the story however very bad actors


 :(H2G2 Le Guide du Voyageur Galactique by Garth Jennings, with WarwickDavis ...

Crazy scenario with delirium theme


 :(Hellboy 2 by Guillermo Del Toro, with Ron Perlman

Big budget = good FX/decors/costume ... but stupid scenario as like teenager movie



Paragraf 78 by Mikhail Khleborodov  :)   

I try for the first time a Russian film... surprice it's excelent !
It's Action/Thriller/War

X




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Post by: Palette Jesus on August 18, 2008, 07:27:39 pm
300

-Story was not very good at all and was the worst there is.

-the action was so gorgeous that i didn't care if there was a story or not aslong as someone had a spear in their hand i was content.
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Post by: Byakko on August 18, 2008, 07:48:22 pm
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H2G2 Le Guide du Voyageur Galactique
Wait the movie's title was translated like that in French... ? Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy - le guide du routard intergalactique. (I was pretty sure the book title was translated properly...)
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Post by: Borghi on August 19, 2008, 05:21:36 am
hancock.

I found it good but is 2 movies in one. at the middle of the movie the main conflict is solved and a new one appears which is solved at the end with no relation to the first one. so, it lacks some unity
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Post by: Iced on August 19, 2008, 05:26:22 am
But everybody loves some head in ass action
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Post by: OZ on August 19, 2008, 06:09:33 am
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Post by: Borghi on August 19, 2008, 06:17:37 am
I was just pointing the thing I didn likes.
and you can't have enough captain hook fag criminal either
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Post by: Cyclysm on August 20, 2008, 04:28:39 am
Tropic Thunder

All I have to say is Adam Sandler sucks...Ben Stiller pwns him  ;D
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Post by: walt on August 27, 2008, 02:37:45 am
Taken

Guy loses daughter, says to the kidnapper over the phone: "I'll get you". And he actually does, while destroying 30% of France in the process, and applying violence in all shapes and sizes to 700 people. Liam Neeson kicks serious ass.

Ok, I may have exaggerated the numbers a little bit, but hey! I liked it, cut me some slack.
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Post by: Shamrock on August 27, 2008, 02:49:35 am
Tropic thunder or as I like it to call it

oh my god what the fuck did I just spend money on
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Post by: XGargoyle on August 28, 2008, 10:47:34 am
The Dark Knight

Joker is so awesome. Long movie that sucks. Joker is so awesome
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Post by: Sepp on September 05, 2008, 05:43:17 pm
The Dark Knight: yep. too long again, and like the first one it gets worse towards the end (I again didn't care anymore), really too much content!! often excellent, The Joker steals the movie; could have been a masterpiece... maybe the next one.

Kung Fu Panda: yay. great kids movie, you'll be bored a few times if you're older

In the Valley of Elah: the usual message (war can be bad for you)... but outstanding dialogs. o__o Gotta see it again~

Get Smart: ahahahaha :sugoi:

The Incredible Hulk: with moves straight out of the vs games! 8)
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Post by: Bastard Mami on September 05, 2008, 06:23:29 pm
high school musical latinamerica:

I will not say anything bad about it because I got free tickets for the premier.
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Post by: DM on September 05, 2008, 06:32:09 pm
Za ginipiggu 2: Chiniku no hana (aka Guinea Pig: Flower of Flesh and Blood)

A old japanese movie. This movie is amazing and sickest at same time. A small resume: a man dressed as a samurai drugs a woman and proceeds to cut her, and in the end he eats the eyes of the woman. A gore movie, but also a great work of special effects.
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Post by: Bastard Mami on September 05, 2008, 06:46:49 pm
Is that from the series of guro movies that got the government down on them because the fx were so good that made the government think they were snuff movies ?
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Post by: DM on September 05, 2008, 11:48:44 pm
Yeah.

Wikipedia said:
According to Snopes, the films became infamous in the U.S. when in 1991 the actor Charlie Sheen mistook the second film of the series, Flowers of Flesh and Blood for a snuff film and contacted the FBI to report it.

Also,

Wikipedia said:
This movie has been rated as the 5th Sickest movie in the World

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guinea_Pig_(film_series)
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Post by: Bastard Mami on September 09, 2008, 06:26:19 pm
yah, for a reason I cannot recall I was doing an investigation about snuff films and found about them.
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Post by: DM on September 10, 2008, 11:32:09 pm
Do you like snuff movies? What a strange investigation.

Today I watched Hancock. I'm kinda disappointed, because I really like Will Smith films (except Bad Boys II and some others).
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Post by: walt on September 12, 2008, 07:47:17 pm
REC

Spanish Faux-Documentary, Terror Flick, Blair Witch like. It's somewhat scary. Reviews said it would be better, and it wasn't. Actors are not very good, and they scream a lot.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 13, 2008, 06:44:33 am
Soylent Green.

I
WAS
PISSED

I had heard good things about this classic, but really, all that was there was the concept.
It had too many parts where things were slow, and the lack of a soundtrack killed me.

I think, besides the infamous twist at the end of this movie, i rank the ending as one of the worst movie endings.
yes, surpassing the shit-tastic ending of Indiana Jones 4
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Post by: OZ on September 13, 2008, 08:10:12 am
IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!
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Post by: Renzo F on September 13, 2008, 08:18:55 am
Babylon A.D.

Metal Gear-eske plot (LOL conspirancy theories), bad ending: you'll be asking yourself "What? Is it already over?" and "Shit, he doesn't even touched her and look!!!!"
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 13, 2008, 06:28:27 pm
IT'S MADE OF PEOPLE!!!!!

goddamn, It' made of shitty people.
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Post by: BC on September 14, 2008, 01:10:40 am
last movie i watched was last week.


enter the dragon: bruce lee :D

one of the best martial arts films of all time. starring the legend himself.
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Post by: WooshaQ on September 14, 2008, 01:44:39 am
The Onion Movie ~ Comedy that looks promising on the beginning of the movie to slowly degrade into less funny. Has good moments but as i said best is at the beginning and later it's kind of dull, could go with couple of bears but nothing really special.
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Post by: Shamrock on September 14, 2008, 04:07:23 am
Micheal Clayton. To bad it's a major snooze feast because the message is important.
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Post by: ~*Ishida-Uryuu*~ on September 14, 2008, 06:48:59 am
Just saw "The Family That Preys" today.

Great movie, made me get up and clap and yell shit @ times. Delicious drama and pwning of practically everyone in it, with one girl pwning herself in the end.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 14, 2008, 07:39:53 pm
I still can't see any movie with Kathy Bates in it without automatically have images of Hobbling flood my brain.

goddamn Misery
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Post by: Dr. Mask The 3rd on September 14, 2008, 08:40:47 pm
"Flash Gordon"

More Films need Kick Ass soundtracks like this
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Post by: Cyclysm on September 15, 2008, 10:06:34 pm
"Oldboy"

What a fucking good movie....strange but still..awesome
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Post by: Shamrock on September 15, 2008, 10:08:27 pm
No country For old men. Interesting and entertaining but the ending was a let down.
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Post by: Titiln on September 23, 2008, 09:03:40 am
you dont mess with the zohan
this movie is stupid as hell but it has a lot of parts that made me laugh out loud. fuck the haters. so lets go
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Post by: Byakko on September 23, 2008, 08:26:15 pm
Get Smart.
It just doesn't stop, and the actor whose name I forgot manages to not over-act his part, he doesn't make too much of his act. You really don't see the nearly-two-hours pass at all.
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Post by: DM on September 24, 2008, 12:47:10 am
Cannibal Holocaust

Provably the most shocking movie I've ever seen.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 24, 2008, 02:26:11 am
Cannibal Holocaust

Provably the most shocking movie I've ever seen.


oh jesus, I've only seen the trailer and it looks scary as hell.
Was it a snuff film?  I know they killed a pig or something like that in it.
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Post by: walt on September 25, 2008, 04:32:27 pm
The Strangers (Liv Tyler + Scott Speedman)

Slightly disturbing, tension is handled very well I guess. If you plan on watching it, it's a must see in theater. I still haven't decided if I liked it or not, it made me jump on my seat several times.
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Post by: Titiln on October 01, 2008, 02:44:58 am
eagle eye

pretty exciting and surprisingly unpredictable all the way through. i definitely recommend it
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on October 01, 2008, 03:38:11 am
Fearless
nice martial arts movie, every fight was entertaining(even between the brats, I loled at the make up of the beaten up boy, even the staff would), good plot




Lord of War
documentary-esque movie, really interesting theme (weapon marketing), Nicolas Cage fit in the role very well, a must see



Underground Evolution
didn't interest me that much, didn't have the base for an attractive movie, not better than any vampires movie that I've watched
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Post by: walt on October 01, 2008, 05:02:11 am
War of the Worlds

Bland, slow, boring, Justin Chadwin in an emoa dramatic role. Oh yeah, and it kinda feels like an M. Night film, minus the suspense. Scientology 4 lyfe, peace out.
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Post by: Hoshi on October 01, 2008, 08:13:14 am
Pokémon: Jirachi Wish Maker

:D
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Post by: ♠Treasure Sniper on October 01, 2008, 10:50:58 am
Tekken The Motion Picture

DOESN'T FUCKING GO WITH THE TEKKEN STORYLINE
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 01, 2008, 06:13:54 pm
Cannibal Holocaust
If it had been made today it probably would've tooken it more seriously, but most of the time i was just sitting there laughing at the dumb ass white kids getting eaten.

Walk Hard:  the Dewey Cox story
funnier then i thought it would be.

just the cameos by themselves were hilarious!
Jack White as Elvis?
Jack Black as Paul McCartney?
Frankie Munezie (or however you spell his last name) as Buddy Holly?
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Post by: Say What Again! on October 03, 2008, 07:49:22 am
The Road to Tyranny- It was a really good documentary! It informed me about just how many of my rights were taken by the Bush administration. I knew it was bad but not this bad! Go watch it on google video.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 03, 2008, 05:29:26 pm
The Road to Tyranny- It was a really good documentary! It informed me about just how many of my rights were taken by the Bush administration. I knew it was bad but not this bad! Go watch it on google video.

was that the movie told me to watch?
cause i still haven't watched it yet.
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Post by: Say What Again! on October 04, 2008, 07:33:02 am
The Road to Tyranny- It was a really good documentary! It informed me about just how many of my rights were taken by the Bush administration. I knew it was bad but not this bad! Go watch it on google video.

was that the movie told me to watch?
cause i still haven't watched it yet.

No Zeitgeist is the movie I told you to watch. These are equally as good but theyre more informational
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Post by: walt on October 06, 2008, 06:27:34 pm
The other Boleyn girl.

Natalie Portman, Scarlett Johansson, Eric Bana. Good theater movie, but it's a better rent. Ms. Portman made me hate her guts, a rather unsual feeling I wasn't familiar with :O
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Post by: Sepp on October 10, 2008, 10:10:37 pm
Burn After Reading

Not comedy. More satirical. I expected it to be different. It's a different movie. I mean... oh well. I mean it has Brad Pitt and George Clooney but it's not that kind of movie, they're cast in unlikely roles (great: Brad Pitt as mindless fitness freak, Clooney as insecure womanizer), it has a definite John Malkovich touch. And it's not as good as No Country For Old Men, nor will it win a lot of Oscars. I really loved certain scenes like in the CIA HQ and wanted more of those, less of some of the other stuff.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 11, 2008, 03:07:17 am
Teeth.

I thought i wasn't going to like this movie, but i really liked it.
It's atcually one of the better suspense movies that i've seen in a long time.

The only draw back is that i'm afraid of women now.

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Post by: Shamrock on October 11, 2008, 09:12:02 pm
Religoulus. I think that's how it's spelled. Funny in places but kind of a let down. John Sanfrans (I hope that's how it's spelled) VS god stuff is better and free.
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Post by: walt on October 17, 2008, 01:13:37 am
Mirrors

Jack "Kieffer Sutherland" Bauer is haunted by mirrors. Scary shit. Graphic violence. I was minutes away from walking out of the theater, I was just too stressed and I couldn't take it anymore. Fucking awesome, go watch it.
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Post by: Jango on October 24, 2008, 11:50:43 am
Edward Scissorhands

Just bought it yesterday. Is it okay to cry when Edward saves the kid's life only to get chased out because he scratched said kid's face up?!
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Post by: walt on October 24, 2008, 05:10:39 pm
Yes, it's ok.



. If u're a fag



Haha I was kidding, but -- v -- destroyed you.
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Post by: Anjel on October 24, 2008, 05:11:31 pm
Edward Scissorhands is a good movie actually.
But crying...?
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Post by: Jango on October 24, 2008, 07:50:04 pm
I think it had something to do with Danny Elfman's score going with it too... you're not going to buy that are you
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Post by: Shamrock on October 24, 2008, 07:55:55 pm
I think there is something wrong with me because I've cried only at four movies and three of them are Tim Burton movies.

King Kong

Edwards scissorhands got me in at the end of the movie.

The ending of Big Fish

and here's the weird one. When the Joker dies in Batman.

I have no idea why I cried when the Joker Died had something to do with the Laughing thing in his coat.

I'm scared to take dates to Burton's movies because of this.



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Post by: walt on October 25, 2008, 12:00:04 am
I guess you didn't cry with Sweeney Todd ...



... or did you? o_O
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Post by: Shamrock on October 25, 2008, 12:11:19 am
No i fell a sleep during Todd.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 25, 2008, 12:55:50 am
i think when i was like 7 or something, i cried during mighty joe young.

but i was 7 and a budding emo kid, so I don't really see it as a big deal.
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Post by: Spoonman on October 25, 2008, 02:43:08 am
Yo lloré cuando el Chavo se fue de la vecindad.
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Post by: Cyclysm on October 25, 2008, 03:40:23 am
Sunshine

Pretty good Sci-Fi flick
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Post by: walt on October 26, 2008, 02:53:10 am
+1 to Sunshine

MAX PAYNE

I enjoyed it. Dunno if I'd recommend it if you didn't play the game. It was more like a Detective flick instead of the action movie I was expecting. At the end they finally improved the directing and photography. GO MAX
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 26, 2008, 09:30:25 pm
+1 to Sunshine

MAX PAYNE

I enjoyed it. Dunno if I'd recommend it if you didn't play the game. It was more like a Detective flick instead of the action movie I was expecting. At the end they finally improved the directing and photography. GO MAX

first person i met to say they liked max payne. 
I HATED this movie.
I can kinda see where you're coming from with the whole detective bit, but it's supposed to be an action movie.
It's getting a Transgender hooker.  You go in expecting something awesome, and leave horrible disappointed
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Post by: Mgbenz on October 26, 2008, 09:43:20 pm
Max Payne (the game) is a mix of noir-type mystery and matrix style action. It shouldn't be a regular action movie.
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Post by: walt on October 27, 2008, 06:10:13 pm
Noir type ... For a second there I thought they were going for a Sin City kind of thing, but not quite as caricaturesque, so it ended up looking kinda halfassed. BUT~ You do see a tangible change in the visual storytelling at the Climax of the movie towards the end, that's what I meant by
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At the end they finally improved the directing and photography.

I dunno, I can't say why I liked it.
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Post by: GoreWhore on October 27, 2008, 08:15:20 pm
Last movie:
Death Trance
Tak Saguchi kicks ass in an epic way.
Also, Kentaro Seagal (Steven's Seagal son) is in it.

yes yes YES! i love this movie.  i got tak saguchi's autograph....   have u seen versus?  its from the same creators and tak again plays the badass he is.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 27, 2008, 11:35:39 pm
Noir type ... For a second there I thought they were going for a Sin City kind of thing, but not quite as caricaturesque, so it ended up looking kinda halfassed. BUT~ You do see a tangible change in the visual storytelling at the Climax of the movie towards the end, that's what I meant by
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At the end they finally improved the directing and photography.

I dunno, I can't say why I liked it.

I will say, that visually, this movie was spectacular.
It definately gave this graphic, sin city-esqe feel, and there were just some amazing shots, but amazing shots can only keep one entertained for so long.

Max Payne (the game) is a mix of noir-type mystery and matrix style action. It shouldn't be a regular action movie.
I see where they were trying to go with that, but there were like, 2 good fight scenes.  The rest didn't feel anything like a film noir movie, and
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Post by: OZ on October 28, 2008, 04:26:44 am
It's sad that an action movie was able to put me to sleep.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 29, 2008, 06:13:59 am
Murder Party.

I normally stay FAAAARRR away from indie films, but this one is truly spectacular.
If you're a horror fan, you've got to check this gem out.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on November 02, 2008, 02:26:10 am
Stranger Than Fiction
I like movies that emulate answers for some questions, it was a very intertaining tragedy comedy hybrid
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Post by: walt on November 03, 2008, 05:52:47 pm
An American Crime.

Ellen Page gets 6 Lines in a movie where she's the main character. Movie is slightly disturbing and contains no graphic violence whatsoever. It was so-so.
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Post by: Rockstar_Bob on November 03, 2008, 06:29:03 pm
Beverly Hills Chuhuahua :D

It was....like any ol' typical kid's flick, Predictable. But hey, Some of it was pretty damn funny. XD
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Post by: GoreWhore on November 03, 2008, 07:58:59 pm
Evil Dead



nuff said
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Post by: #Shaun on November 04, 2008, 10:51:55 pm
(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/pedrojosetena/14%20crash%201996.jpg)
Crash, 1996 ver., starring James Spader, Holly Hunter, and Elias Koteas.

A film about a guy who was in a car crash, lives, then befriends a crew of people who seem to get off on car crashes. Every other 10 minutes is either sex or some deep philosophical meaning relating car crashes and sex. Good movie.
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Post by: Sepp on November 16, 2008, 09:55:53 pm
Hellboy II: The Golden Army

Looks niiice. The bickering and everything with the German PhD rules. Great concept.

I wish it wouldn't have been about that stupid Golden Army, though. It's almost as if the movie is better when there's no fighting going on... a scene involving beer and love songs easily steals the film. I feel as if Hellboy has a lot more to say about being a mutant/monster than the three X-Men movies did.
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Post by: Shamrock on November 16, 2008, 10:03:51 pm
Well look who's back.

I got to disagree about Hellboy II though.

Your right the fight scenes are Bad. The other thing is some of the characters are really overacted and understand that these people are suppose to overact but this time they went over the top.

What makes it a cool movie though, is the slow scenes of just cool visual imagery. I mean if this was a painting that was over a hundred years old then it would be priceless.

This movie reminds me of "The Cell" Worth seeing for the Visuals but everything else sucks.

Basically, its a 3 hour long art show that you will find yourself ready to nap in the middle of.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on November 16, 2008, 11:18:33 pm
I-Robot
everything was well done, from script to visuals, and makes you watch it even if you had 2 times before, Will Smith for the win!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 16, 2008, 11:23:16 pm
Well look who's back.

I got to disagree about Hellboy II though.

Your right the fight scenes are Bad. The other thing is some of the characters are really overacted and understand that these people are suppose to overact but this time they went over the top.

What makes it a cool movie though, is the slow scenes of just cool visual imagery. I mean if this was a painting that was over a hundred years old then it would be priceless.

This movie reminds me of "The Cell" Worth seeing for the Visuals but everything else sucks.

Basically, its a 3 hour long art show that you will find yourself ready to nap in the middle of.
as a fan of the hellboy comics
both movies were a major let down.

I'm not going to say they were terrible cause there were alot of aspects i really loved about the movies, especially the 2nd one.

while it's not the best acting in the world, the actors captured pretty everything that makes these characters.  It's really as if they just pulled them off the page.

and it's got to be said.
the visuals.

Guillermo Del Toro has got this thing for creature these fantastic worlds, and a big thumbs us for the work he does in puppetry.  Pan's Labyrinth is definately His best work, but when it comes to the hellboy movies, it's like he focused all his attention on the world and not enough on the other parts.
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Post by: SNT on November 21, 2008, 11:23:47 pm
Red Cliff

As close as we're gonna get to Dynasty Warriors: The Movie, and what's more, it's awesome.  It's like an ancient Chinese version of Troy.
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Post by: Say What Again! on November 23, 2008, 10:01:06 pm
I saw Cannibal! The Musical. Its from the creators of South Park. Its a student film they did in college and they sold it to indie film company Troma. Its pretty damn good and that means alot coming from me because I hate musicals.
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Post by: walt on November 24, 2008, 04:35:23 pm
Twilight

So... a High School drama with a cute chick and her Vampire boyfriend. The movie was dreadful, stupid, unrealistic, too simplistic. And I liked it, I hate myself.
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Post by: Shamrock on November 24, 2008, 04:39:38 pm
War Inc.

It got bad reviews but those guys must have been republicans.

I thought it was pretty good a Current events Dr. Strangelove
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 24, 2008, 05:20:20 pm
Bird

a Clint Eastwood flic about the jazz muscian, Charlie Parker.
Not really a bad movie, no Million Dollar Baby, but definately a good movie. 
Just not my kind of movie.
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Post by: #Shaun on November 24, 2008, 08:02:01 pm
Got the movie almost a month ago and still haven't checked it out; I need to quit fucking around and watch it. Quite a step up from Bloodsport.

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Post by: Sookoll on November 26, 2008, 11:21:20 am
Nosferatu
Really nice for a black and white silent film. Lugosi is great, but Max Schreck looks scarier.

Night of the Living Dead
Ben was a real dick.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

SS Camp 5
Why do I always buy these shitty exploitation movies, I feel like an idiot. Well at least they pronounced reich right.

Gam(m)era the Invincible
What a shitty/funny/awesome Godzilla rip-off. GAMERA!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 27, 2008, 05:41:59 am
Role Models

I thought this would be a really stupid/unfunny movie, but i was proven wrong.
My friend put the overall running gag of the movie as "Kiss mixed with Dungens and Dragons"

the sad thing is that the role playing game that they play in the movie,
Me and my friends used to play the exact game.
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Post by: OZ on November 27, 2008, 07:51:22 am
"Jump out of trees and hit each other with shit" is a game played world wide.
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Post by: walt on November 27, 2008, 04:48:52 pm
The Exorcism of Emily Rose.

I remember the first time I saw it, it really made an impression on me. This second time, years away I couldn't help but noticing how retarded it was. I think my religious beliefs have changed, which in turn changed my perception of the movie.
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Post by: Sookoll on November 27, 2008, 06:07:09 pm
Attack of the Monsters (aka Gamera vs Guiron)
This was even sillier than the first Gamera movie. Akio's mom is a milf.
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Post by: eauxlune on November 29, 2008, 09:00:03 am
Hot Fuzz

It's a little slow to get to the true plot, but that makes it all the more unpredictable.  Amazingly funny movie.  If you like British humor, then you'll especially enjoy it, but even if you don't it is a must watch
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Post by: Sookoll on November 29, 2008, 06:48:26 pm
Destroy All Planets (aka Gamera vs Viras)
My. God.
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Post by: Siebzehn on November 29, 2008, 07:51:11 pm
Planet Terror

If there's any movie that would make me go "awesome", "What the fuck", and *vomit* at the same time, it's this movie. Example: Melting penis scene.
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Post by: Sepp on December 01, 2008, 08:20:23 pm
Nosferatu
Really nice for a black and white silent film. Lugosi is great, but Max Schreck looks scarier.

Check out Shadow of the Vampire (http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/shadow_of_the_vampire/) (not silent)---the reason Max Schreck was so good in Nosferatu was that he was a vampire!!!! D'oh!
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Post by: JozoTheBoogey on December 01, 2008, 09:24:33 pm
Ant Killers
The ants really look fake
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Post by: Sookoll on December 01, 2008, 10:40:46 pm
Nosferatu
Really nice for a black and white silent film. Lugosi is great, but Max Schreck looks scarier.

Check out Shadow of the Vampire (http://uk.rottentomatoes.com/m/shadow_of_the_vampire/) (not silent)---the reason Max Schreck was so good in Nosferatu was that he was a vampire!!!! D'oh!
Funnily enough, I saw that about two years ago, even before I watched Nosferatu. I immediately recognized it though.

Phantom of the Opera (1925 [I think])
Black and white silent film just like Nosferatu, but not menacing the least. I liked how Erik was an insane murderer instead of a hermit pianist.
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Post by: #Shaun on December 03, 2008, 01:49:32 am
(http://img384.imageshack.us/img384/6825/redroadqi0.jpg)

Starring Kate Dickie and Tony Curran

Summary: A female CCTV operator does her job by spying, er, monitoring over life in Glasko when she happens to stumble upon the murderer of her child that took place ten years ago. A nice redemption tale of the victim and the accused that constantly unfolds.

Ruling: Watch this shit.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on December 11, 2008, 04:26:46 am
Perfume: The Story of a Murderer
sinister athmosphere and sad story mixed with the growth of the protagonist's gift that engulfed him more and more

owns every movie that ever existed, and I said that just because I can't find words to describe how magnificent it is, wait most awesome movies don't get to the level of this one
the choice for the main actor was flawless, he has an interesting face along with very interesting expressions and behaviours/postures/gestures/dunno

I really felt the passion of the protagonist and I can relate to some of it on some levels


now I have to get the novel
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Post by: BC on December 11, 2008, 05:15:03 pm
Movie: The Incredible Hulk (2008)

This was a great action packed movie use some classic stuff from the 80's/80's in that his eyes turn green and it zooms in on that specific part of his face(before changing into hulk) also was cool to see lou ferrigno(the original 80's hulk) as a security guard lol.

i enjoyed this better than the first one a few years ago.

great animations and fight scenes. Some cool comedy coments too.

totally reccomend this film if you havent seen it.  9/10

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Post by: Nxxs on December 11, 2008, 09:13:16 pm
Resident evil: Degeneration
Overall all a pretty decent movie for CGI I can see why it was released straight to dvd since it feels more like tv show than an actual movie. I would still recommend it to Biohazard fans though.
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Post by: Cybaster on December 12, 2008, 12:12:00 am
Postal

As crazy as the game, totally immoral, and may shock you little American puritans. I must say I LOL'ed seeing this movie, and it has quite some references to the game.
A good watch if you've played the game or like immoral movies where kids die, babies get rolled over and where 9/11 is made fun of (of course, you have to take everything as sarcasm, but I know some people just can't do that).
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Post by: Byakko on December 13, 2008, 11:10:46 pm
Just came back from Burn after reading.
Like the CIA guy says at the end, a clusterfuck. Slow to start, whacked up way of making the story move forward (everyone is completely crazy), but really funny at times (Brad Pitt trying to negotiate with John Malkovitch in the car...) Cool to see how Brad Pitt can play such a role really well (kiddo who tries to play big) compared to what he usually does. Acting was excellent most of the time with the three "big guys".

And John Malkovitch almost sounded like me with all his "moron !"s.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 02:33:33 am
Planet Terror

I know this movie was made to be a horrible movie.
but this was a HORRIBLE MOVIE.

lots of gore though.
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Post by: Shamrock on December 14, 2008, 02:44:36 am
Planet Terror

Is spoof about grindhouse movies.

You didn't get the joke.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 03:08:22 am
no, i got the joke.
that's why i said:
I know this movie was made to be a horrible movie.

but when a joke lasts for 2 hours, it's no longer funny.
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Post by: Shamrock on December 14, 2008, 03:42:44 am
You have a point.

You should check out "don't" it's part of the grind house thing they did and don't is a trailer for a fake movie by Rob Zombie. Had me freaking rolling.
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Post by: Cyclysm on December 14, 2008, 06:26:30 am
Well yesterday I watched

Planet Terror:
What The fuck did I just watch ?


Today I watched Punisher: War Zone in theaters

Really great film,better than the 2004 film by far. Acting was great, gore was awesome, and had some funny moments

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 07:55:19 am
3 words that you CAN NOT use in the same sentence:

Punisher
Movie
Great
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on December 14, 2008, 08:04:04 am
The day the earth stood still.

Wow what can i say? it was straight garbage, filled with stupid keanu reeve lines. Its like he really wasn't trying to act like a superior being, his acting is just that terrible. The funniest part in the movie(which i thought was funny and started laughing with my friends) was when he kills the cop, makes the kid cry then brings him back to life.. lol wtf.. He could of just easily knocked the cop out or stunned him lmao he electrocuted the cop back to life haha the cops reaction to being brought back to life was to funny. Now about the little kid.. man he was so fucking annoying.. i just want to kill him after watching the movie. The part where his mom says "I love you", hes like ok what ever bye.. i was like.. dam i hate that bitch.
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Post by: Cybaster on December 14, 2008, 11:21:33 am
3 words that you CAN NOT use in the same sentence:

Punisher
Movie
Great
The Punisher movie was great at making me laugh from the beginning to the end. It had all those stupid jokes and none realistic scenes which made it hilarious, although I don't know if it was the scenarist's original goal to make us ROFL.
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Post by: #Shaun on December 14, 2008, 03:54:02 pm
Planet Terror

Naveen Andrews getting his head blown off was action packed and hilarious.
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Post by: Cybaster on December 14, 2008, 04:14:42 pm
I was eating spaghetti bolognese with meat balls when Tarantino's balls fell on the ground in an absurd and disgusting way ... that was not hilarious !!! >:(
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on December 14, 2008, 06:14:04 pm
best part of that movie "okay follow me"
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 07:53:03 pm
3 words that you CAN NOT use in the same sentence:

Punisher
Movie
Great
The Punisher movie was great at making me laugh from the beginning to the end. It had all those stupid jokes and none realistic scenes which made it hilarious, although I don't know if it was the scenarist's original goal to make us ROFL.

with the exception of this sort of sentence of course.
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Post by: Iced on December 14, 2008, 08:03:56 pm
Im waiting that punisher max movie hits this site of europe... I hope its at least entertaining., it bombed on the box office, only making 3 mil on the debut, way under the expected.
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Post by: #Shaun on December 14, 2008, 08:21:39 pm
I was eating spaghetti bolognese with meat balls when Tarantino's balls fell on the ground in an absurd and disgusting way ... that was not hilarious !!! >:(

I snickered my ass off. Does that mean there's something wrong with me?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 08:23:05 pm
yes.
I covered my mouth in disgust.
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Post by: Cybaster on December 14, 2008, 08:24:09 pm
No problem with it ... I was also eating spaghetti bolognese while watching Cannibal Holocaust, and it had no effect on me.
And I was laughing during most of Planet Terror anyway.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 14, 2008, 08:33:17 pm
well, I'm not scarred for life or anything, I just didn't think that line would get crossed (because I'm stupid and enternially living on cloud 9)
and i didn't think Cannibal Holocaust was really that bad.
The special effects didn't seem that great to me, with the exception of impaled girl.
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Post by: #Shaun on December 15, 2008, 08:05:22 pm
No problem with it ... I was also eating spaghetti bolognese while watching Cannibal Holocaust, and it had no effect on me.

After reading this I don't feel so bad. You're a souless man, Cybaster.

(http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/9034/beerfestua2.jpg)

Beerfest, starring the cast that was in Super Troopers.

Saw it for the first time a few days ago, decided to post my two cents on it: The strikeout is now my favorite drinking game.
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Post by: walt on December 16, 2008, 01:15:50 am
The day the earth stood still

Started off well, moves along well. Then it just moves forward beacuase you're already in a seated position. They give you the Moral of the story 30 mins before it ends, and then the credits roll - A weak movie made for the theaters.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 16, 2008, 01:32:24 am
sad.
there was a smidge of hope in my heart that this movie would be good.
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Post by: walt on December 16, 2008, 02:08:10 am
But.... but it was made for theaters. I dunno about you, but here the tickets are $3 on wednesdays, so I didn't feel THAT ripped off. If you end up renting it you'll loathe it, go catch the hype while you still can.
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Post by: Byakko on December 16, 2008, 02:17:02 am
Quote
here the tickets are $3 on wednesdays
6~7€ ($9) in and around Paris... :sadgoi:
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Post by: walt on December 16, 2008, 02:25:19 am
Still, if there's nothing remarkably better and you really want to hit the theaters, go watch it. It has special effects!
The first hour you're sitting through it you actually enjoy it. Maybe since the moral of the story was something I had already understood that's why it didn't have an impact on me, but it might do something for you :P
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 16, 2008, 02:58:43 am
Is it 5 bucks worth?
I need a movie to watch with my dad and that's the cheapest it's gonna get where i live.
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Post by: walt on December 16, 2008, 03:06:49 am
Good movie to watch with a dad. You might have conversation for after the movie.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on December 16, 2008, 03:10:08 am
I thought it was funny.
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Post by: walt on December 16, 2008, 03:14:24 am
Maybe you were high :(



Yes, I will smite for life your cravings for dope
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on December 16, 2008, 03:22:03 am
I actually was, +1 for you.
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Post by: GoreWhore on December 17, 2008, 06:38:40 pm
well, I'm not scarred for life or anything, I just didn't think that line would get crossed (because I'm stupid and enternially living on cloud 9)
and i didn't think Cannibal Holocaust was really that bad.
The special effects didn't seem that great to me, with the exception of impaled girl.

i love that film
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Post by: #Shaun on December 17, 2008, 06:41:53 pm
Once the rape and the revealed impaling came on screen I stopped watching. Could not stomach it.
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Post by: GoreWhore on December 18, 2008, 12:04:00 am
its hard for some people i can see that.


last movie i watched this morning:  Guinea Pig-flowers of flesh and blood
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Post by: Fantôboy on December 30, 2008, 11:39:16 pm
Benjamin Button: BORING
Slumdog Millionaire: I really liked this movie.  Def worth watching.  Looks totally like a foreign film, until you realize the director of Trainspotting and 28 Days later made it!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 31, 2008, 06:45:45 am
The Spirit:
As much as i love Frank Miller's comic work (Sin City, 300, etc.)  he needs to stay the FUCK away from movies.
The Spirit was complete garbage and it Instantly took a permanent seat with some of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life.

Valkyrie:
Not really a bad movie.
Everyone (with the major exception of Tom Cruise) was great.
But I couldn't get over Cruise's flat, horrible acting, So this was a just a case of a pretty good movie drop down a step or 2 thanks to Tom Cruise (here's looking at you, War of the Worlds)
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Post by: Azasuke Kaijin on December 31, 2008, 06:48:34 am
Vantage Point:
The idea was pretty good, having one situation played over and over from different view points.
But having the idea revolve around terrorism is so...cliche.
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Post by: Sookoll on January 13, 2009, 03:23:26 pm
SS Camp 5 Women's Hell

Better than Love Camp, but still just a shitty nazisploitation movie. This one had a happy ending (unless you're a nazi).
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Post by: Shamrock on January 13, 2009, 05:15:16 pm
Slumdog Millionaire, Great movie, the love story was good for girls but guys would be like, yeah I'm calling bullshit, no guy is going through all that.

But everyone should see it.
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Post by: #Shaun on February 05, 2009, 08:13:23 pm
Gran Torino, starring Clint Eastwood.

Good movie, his attitude is vintage Dirty Harry. I've seen better gangbangers in movies but they worked fairly well in GT. The ending definitely....went the wrong route.  :(
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Post by: Sookoll on February 21, 2009, 11:21:41 am
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

It was ok, but made me a bit nauseous at parts. I really liked Depp's performance, for once.
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Post by: S.D. on February 21, 2009, 11:35:42 am
My Bloody Valentine:
Predictable, disappointing, annoying.
Waste of time and money.
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Post by: DonuTs on February 21, 2009, 02:20:15 pm
Friday the 13th

i love a good hack and slash so it was enjoyable for me and although i vowed not to jump i was orced to on occasions. plot was a bit meh as with all the friday the 13th's but the action was delightful.
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Post by: TITAN MADRE on February 21, 2009, 02:32:32 pm
ironman --;
the best cast ever :)
the best adaptation from comic :sugoi:
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Post by: Valodim on February 21, 2009, 04:12:05 pm
"96 Hours" aka. "Taken"
It was actually a very nice action movie, no more no less. Some story at the beginning (though I thought the dad was slightly too paranoid), and after that some nice old school action, and the moves of the protagonist to track down the bad guys are actually quite clever and believable, once you accept his idea of justice (basically, "RAMPAGE"). Either way I enjoyed it more than, for instance, quantum of solace.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 21, 2009, 05:46:41 pm
assuming that 96 hours is another name for the movie, why is it called 96 hours?
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Post by: #Shaun on February 21, 2009, 07:57:03 pm
"96 Hours" aka. "Taken"
It was actually a very nice action movie, no more no less. Some story at the beginning (though I thought the dad was slightly too paranoid), and after that some nice old school action, and the moves of the protagonist to track down the bad guys are actually quite clever and believable, once you accept his idea of justice (basically, "RAMPAGE"). Either way I enjoyed it more than, for instance, quantum of solace.

Best scene was when  Liam Neeson blasted away the guy in the elevator.
"It was personal for me."
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Post by: Valodim on February 22, 2009, 02:53:16 am
assuming that 96 hours is another name for the movie, why is it called 96 hours?

it's just one of the lines in the movie saying that "after 96 hours, there's no hope finding her" after his daughter gets kidnapped. at first I was worried they'd make crappy references to that nonsense number all the time, but they didn't, the 96 hours actually made sense, and it all worked out quite well :)

Shaun: I think the best one was the one where he shoots the guy who is sent to "check what part of "quietly" they didn't understand". He wiggled the key on his handcuffs while the guy was approaching the room he was in, and I thought "aw, I hope they don't make it a typical onoes will he get the handcuffs open fast enough scene". Evidently, they didn't :beam:
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Post by: walt on February 23, 2009, 04:50:54 pm
Taken was cool indeed. Liam Neeson just kicked ass nonstop.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 24, 2009, 04:03:43 am
Wonder Woman

Again western animation proved its superiority. I love DC.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 24, 2009, 04:08:29 am
you know, western animation also gave us Hanna Barbara.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 24, 2009, 06:06:15 am
And Wonder Woman.
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Post by: S.D. on February 24, 2009, 06:44:34 am
And Spongebob.
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Post by: OZ on February 24, 2009, 07:00:16 am
All of which I can live with.
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Post by: #Shaun on February 24, 2009, 07:05:09 am
And Spongebob.

Fuck spongebob. It's all about Tom & Jerry.
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Post by: Sookoll on February 24, 2009, 07:26:32 am
Superman Doomsday

It was ok. But it really needed the four replacement Supermen.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on February 24, 2009, 07:41:50 am
they probably didn't think a series around the idea would sell and, that's probably what they would have had to do to get all of then into the story. I would have personally love to see that though :(.
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Post by: PhatRabbit on February 24, 2009, 12:58:33 pm
you know, western animation also gave us Hanna Barbara.

And Disney, I mean Looney Tunes. Where's the love for that?  --;

Of course, Hanna-Barbera cartoons are plain awesome. No joke. (I mean the earlier ones all the way to 1969, excluding Scooby Doo, which is a pile of scooby snacks of dog poo).

And Spongebob.

Fuck spongebob. It's all about Tom & Jerry.

You can blame Hanna-Barbera for making Tom and Jerry in the first place. I mean, I LOVE Tom and Jerry but it's kinda overrated compared to Scooby Doo. -_-

Of course Spongebob kicks arse. There, I said it. >:)
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Post by: BrundleFly on February 24, 2009, 02:35:53 pm
Rambo (2008) - great movie great violence.  alot better than I thought it would be.  and I would def watch it again.  and NOT recommended for everyone.




Friday the 13th (2009) - Just didnt like it,  special effects were terrible, some funny scenes and great boobs but that was the only saving point to me.....

 ;D
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on March 06, 2009, 03:25:42 am
stealing harvard lol
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Post by: walt on March 07, 2009, 02:09:22 am
Slumdog Millionaire

I put it all the way up there with my favorite movie, American Beauty. When it ended I had such a feel-good vibe going on. Even if the setting is kinda crude, the movie takes you on a trip to a great life story :)
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Post by: Bastard Mami on March 07, 2009, 07:55:33 pm
Sf the legend of chunli.

2 lines is too much, one word is enough.
sucks
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Post by: walt on March 07, 2009, 07:56:37 pm
(you went to the states to catch it?)
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Post by: Byakko on March 07, 2009, 11:50:37 pm
Yeah, and what's more, his computer was a really great flight company. The trip wasn't all that long probably, and he didn't even need a flight back.

edit - no idea. I imagine it is.
||
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Post by: Sookoll on March 08, 2009, 12:17:28 am
It's on the internet already?
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Post by: walt on March 08, 2009, 07:39:39 am
Yeah, and what's more, his computer was a really great flight company. The trip wasn't all that long probably, and he didn't even need a flight back.
::)

[E] lives in a city which is bordeline with the US, it takes less than 1 hr to cross the border.
Most people that live near the border do that very often - go to the States instead of having to wait months til movies hit theaters in Mexico.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 09, 2009, 05:17:13 am
Slumdog Millionare

The character Salim is a negative soul to the heart but at least atonement became a factor at the right moment. It's definitely one of my favorite heart-warming films to date. The story....talk about sweet, sweet justice. The characters portrayed as kids, lol. They certainly came a long way.
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Post by: Saohc on March 09, 2009, 07:02:00 am
Downfall

Was an a good war movie.
It also inspire those spoof videos i see on youtube
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Post by: Sookoll on March 15, 2009, 04:37:31 pm
True Romance

This (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXjcf47y-zk&feature=related) scene made the movie. Really.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on March 15, 2009, 04:57:04 pm
ok now that i've seen that scene would you still recommend I watch it?
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Post by: Sookoll on March 15, 2009, 07:36:03 pm
Dunno man. If you like Tarantino.
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Post by: #Shaun on March 15, 2009, 10:01:49 pm
True Romance is a great movie, so many a-list stars are in it. Val Kimmer is the only thing that shits on it.

Michael Rappaport certainly got lucky at the end didn't he?
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Post by: OZ on March 20, 2009, 07:40:37 am
The Spirit

Sin City + pies = The Spirit


It's like 'Sin City' and 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit' had a child, which was then raised by Samuel L Jackson.


Enjoyable, when not watching it in the context of an actual movie.
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Post by: Sookoll on April 14, 2009, 06:58:28 pm
Nightbreed:
Creepy shit. Has the best serial killer mask ever.

Munich:
I was hoping it would be more about the hostage situation. Cold war and assassinations are fine too though.

Detroit Metal City:
Animu and comic are better. Jack Ill Dark was awesome.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 14, 2009, 10:58:16 pm
Observe and Report
-Overall, an ok movie.  would never pay 8 bucks for it again though.  I did like the spin they put on Seth Rogan's character in making him a fucking psychopath.
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Post by: Valodim on April 19, 2009, 02:12:36 am
just got back from watching crank 2. jesus christ, that movie really is krank o_O

it's just so over the top in so many aspects... best moment of the movie was when I had just said "god not that bitch again, please let her get run over by a car" to the guys I was with, and it totally happened three seconds later. sweet.

enjoyable in a wtf-action kinda way, but don't bring your girlfriend.
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Post by: #Shaun on April 19, 2009, 02:16:20 am
Isn't the plot of Crank 2 about Statham getting a mechanical heart and someone steals it or something? He fell from a damn helicopter and bounced off a car in the first one...I have no idea how they made a sequel but I loved the first one and plan on seeing the sequel ASAP.
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Post by: Valodim on April 19, 2009, 02:31:34 am
not quite.. and that part actually makes (some) sense. If you thought the first one was wtf, prepare to be wtf'd :P
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Post by: #Shaun on April 19, 2009, 04:10:49 pm
Plant shit in the sequel? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DSyCzuDbMwc)

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Post by: GoreWhore on April 27, 2009, 06:12:29 pm
just got back from watching crank 2. jesus christ, that movie really is krank o_O

it's just so over the top in so many aspects... best moment of the movie was when I had just said "god not that bitch again, please let her get run over by a car" to the guys I was with, and it totally happened three seconds later. sweet.

enjoyable in a wtf-action kinda way, but don't bring your girlfriend.

HOW IN THE FUCK DID CHEV CHELIOS LIVE AFTER THE 1ST!!
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Post by: #Shaun on April 27, 2009, 07:23:01 pm
Still haven't seen Crank 2 yet but I love the movie's tagline :laugh:
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Post by: Sookoll on April 29, 2009, 08:59:17 pm
The Inner Circle

A great movie about Stalin's influence on ordinary Russian citizens as seen through the eyes of the man who used Stalin's movie projector. It's an American movie filmed in the Soviet Union, which is amazing, eventhough the Soviet Union was already falling in 1990.


Dirty Shame

A comedy about sexual fetishes. Funny at some parts, preachy at others.


Hunt for the Red October

I like submarine movies and this was great. Nice music too.


The Devil's Rejects

I guess I was supposed to feel for the murderers. I just got angry when the vigilante cop failed.
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Post by: </M0GL13> on April 29, 2009, 09:04:33 pm
GODZILLA
Freaking sucked..Godzilla looked like a freaking regular Tyrannosaurus Rex.The scene with killing Godzilla and his children made me mad!
Its a Shame that such talented actor as  Jean Reno was in such a stupid movie.
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Post by: Malikai on May 02, 2009, 05:37:27 am
Saw the L: Change The WorLd with a friend three days ago. How should I put this...

although it didn't completely suck, it defintely was not the best of the live-action death note movies. So much fanservice, candy, and a pink truck that said "Angel Crepe", not to mention the whole alphabet taken by people from whammy's house (supposedly).

Overall I give it a solid C. it was enjoyable at the least, but not worth 12$ to see in theaters

On a side note, I tortured myself that day by dressing up like L complete with mannerism, back issues, and obsession for sweets.  --;
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on May 05, 2009, 05:35:03 pm
curious case of Benjamin button:

Great movie go rent it nao!
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Post by: </M0GL13> on May 05, 2009, 10:54:30 pm
ROLE MODELS
i liked it. In fact after that movie i wanted to join knighthood too XD
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 05, 2009, 10:58:30 pm
In fact after that movie i wanted to join knighthood too XD

 --;
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Post by: </M0GL13> on May 07, 2009, 12:50:15 am
ah common
dont u think its fun to mash other ppl with swords?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 07, 2009, 04:44:38 am
There's a difference in bashing people with swords and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
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Post by: Sookoll on May 07, 2009, 04:49:42 pm
The Call of Cthulhu

A very good movie adaptation of a short story. Cthulhu himself looked great.
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Post by: </M0GL13> on May 07, 2009, 05:47:21 pm
There's a difference in bashing people with swords and this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_ekugPKqFw
wuahahahahaha :))))))) no thats not what i meant lol
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 09, 2009, 05:36:35 am
X-men Origins:  Wolverine.

It was ok.
definately not great, but not as bad as I had heard.

If you've gotta see this, wait for the DVD so you don't walk out feeling like you've wasted 8 bucks, and keep in mind that it's magic.  They don't have to explain it.
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Post by: Sookoll on May 10, 2009, 04:24:32 pm
Ringu 0

More like Carrie 0. Sadako wasn't enough of a monster.


Hostel

People call it tortureporn, but I was disappointed in that regard. It was closer to real porn.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 10, 2009, 06:41:53 pm
Star Trek (2009)

OH
GOOD
GOD.

this movie was so fucking awesome.  My summer movie nerddom has been fufilled, and I'm not even a star trek fan.

Where X-Men:  Wolverine was "Don't believe the hype"
Star Trek is "believe the hype"
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Post by: felineki on May 19, 2009, 07:10:24 am
Dark Star. In no other movie will you find a scene where one of the protagonists has to avoid being crushed by a malfunctioning elevator whose speakers are blaring "The Barber of Seville".
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 19, 2009, 07:27:32 am
Not a movie, but I re-watched the pilot episode of The Amazing Screw-On Head.
This is a awesomely done animation with Paul Giamatti, Molly Shannon, David Hyde Pierce.

Sci-Fi is missing out on a great series by not putting this thing on the air.
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Post by: OZ on May 19, 2009, 08:38:01 am
^Poppycock
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Post by: Sookoll on May 19, 2009, 03:50:50 pm
Return of Godzilla

Take care Godzilla! My old friend...
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Post by: Person Man on May 19, 2009, 09:15:41 pm
Just saw the original Street Fighter movie for the first time.

This is the very epitome of 'so bad that it's good.'  The way they completely changed all of the characters while still trying to hold on to as many references to the game and character costumes as possible was both awful and awesome.
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Post by: Sookoll on May 24, 2009, 09:52:33 pm
I,Robot

Holy CGI! There was also a pretty big plothole.


Das Boot

Just in case someone hasn't seen it yet, you should. It's easily the best movie to ever come from Germany and maybe the best 4h movie ever.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 24, 2009, 10:10:23 pm
Airplane!

still a classic, no matter how many times you watch it.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on May 24, 2009, 11:12:13 pm
I,Robot

Holy CGI! There was also a pretty big plothole.
huh I didn't notice one then again I hardly ever notice them :P
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 25, 2009, 07:14:12 am
same here, what was it?
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Post by: walt on May 25, 2009, 04:15:31 pm
Angels and Demons

Best movie so far this year*. Fast paced action, interesting plot (twists), Tom Hanks lost the mullet from the last movie. It gets damn epic at the end, it's like 7 times better than The DaVinci Code.


*Still left to watch Star Trek and Wolverine + the year is still young
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Post by: GT on May 25, 2009, 06:14:46 pm
Jungle Fever.

It Was Pretty Awesome With All The Semi Samuel L. Jacksoness. The Not So Realistic Plot However Was Awesome.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 25, 2009, 06:39:06 pm
Angels and Demons

Best movie so far this year*. Fast paced action, interesting plot (twists), Tom Hanks lost the mullet from the last movie. It gets damn epic at the end, it's like 7 times better than The DaVinci Code.


*Still left to watch Star Trek and Wolverine + the year is still young

ya, angels and demons did beat the ass out of DaVinci Code.

btw, Star Trek will be awesome, save your money and download Wolverine. 
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Post by: Shamrock on May 25, 2009, 07:35:02 pm
7 times 0 = what
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Post by: Sookoll on May 25, 2009, 07:35:09 pm
Quote
huh I didn't notice one then again I hardly ever notice them :P
Quote
same here, what was it?

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I usually miss plotholes too, but this was too big to miss.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 25, 2009, 08:16:04 pm
ya, I'm gonna have to re-watch I-robot.
I barely remember any this.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on May 25, 2009, 11:49:42 pm
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I usually miss plotholes too, but this was too big to miss.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on May 26, 2009, 02:20:55 am
iirc she wasted the nanobots in another bot
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Post by: Messatsu on May 26, 2009, 04:13:26 am
7 times 0 = what
The electricity for X hours to power your computer, routing equipment, the people you share from, and the ISP's equipment to download the file.  The waste produced by those processes.  The jobs lost at your local movie theater, local gas station, and whatever is nearby those locations.  The lower quality of movies in general due to being able to budget less to account for losses incurred through piracy.  Increase in time and money spent uselessly trying to combat piracy due to shrinking profits.  Blu Ray releases getting bullshit programming to make me aware that piracy is of my concern rather than resuming a stopped movie in the middle of it.  The half mile less you didn't walk by staying in front of the computer.

It costs something, but since I have no $$ amount to attach to any of those (besides your electricity), I guess it really does cost 0.
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Post by: #Shaun on May 30, 2009, 08:54:57 pm
(http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/7670/fearsofthedark.jpg)

Fear(s) of (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fear(s)_of_the_Dark) the Dark (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=70oVIphkXcw)

I don't care what the rest of you say, this is undeniably the most ingenious, twisted, morbid piece of animated cinema I have ever seen. Creepshow and Silent Hill 2 were the only titles that could make me squirmish. FotD is #3.

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Post by: Rote Zaungast on June 01, 2009, 02:41:37 am
twelve monkeys
I had a good time loling at brad pitt
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on June 06, 2009, 07:00:53 pm
Terminator:Salvation
Sucked/Pridictabo

Gran Torino
was ok expected a lot more from Eastwood
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 06, 2009, 07:09:15 pm
The Hangover.

HILARIOUS.
Zach Galifinafalafakis stole the show.
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Post by: walt on June 08, 2009, 05:43:12 pm
Angels and Demons

Best movie so far this year*. Fast paced action, interesting plot (twists), Tom Hanks lost the mullet from the last movie. It gets damn epic at the end, it's like 7 times better than The DaVinci Code.

*Still left to watch Star Trek and Wolverine + the year is still young
After having watched all 3 of them, I stand still. Angels and Demons is still the best movie this year so far.
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Post by: Sookoll on June 08, 2009, 05:46:59 pm
Apocalypto (what does that even mean?)

I actually thought that it would be about the superiority of the white man because it was directed by Mel Gibson. How surprised I was.
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Post by: Messatsu on June 08, 2009, 05:57:06 pm
Angels and Demons is still the best movie this year so far.
I thought it was pretty average+.  The twists were great though.  I haven't seen the Da Vinci Code yet.
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Post by: walt on June 08, 2009, 06:11:00 pm
Don't. Read the book, it's 300% better.


I guess that just tells you how this year is going. Too bad the buzz about TS is so bad (hasn't opened here yet), and Wolverine plain sucked, and Star Trek was a cliché fest.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 08, 2009, 06:26:17 pm
WHAT?!
Star Trek was not a Cliche Fest.

I mean, ya, it had it's share of cliche moments but it wasn't a "Fest".
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

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Post by: walt on June 08, 2009, 10:03:02 pm
You disagree with me? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE (http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=98163.40)
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Post by: Person Man on June 09, 2009, 02:03:41 am
The Hangover.

This is the first truly great comedy of this year.  Almost as much a mystery as it is a comedy, it managed to keep me guessing almost as much as it kept me laughing.

Also, Zach Galifianakis needs to be in more movies.  Specifically, all of them.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 09, 2009, 06:36:10 am
You disagree with me? LET'S TAKE THIS OUTSIDE (http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=98163.40)
Bring it.
(http://www.cyberboxingzone.com/images/scozza-lou-22.jpg)
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on June 16, 2009, 03:47:36 am
U.S. Marshalls
first time watching it, really really refreshing, and badass mains

Matrix
never gets old
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on June 16, 2009, 05:09:33 pm
Punisher warzone

bloody funny better than Thomas Jane and Dolph Lundgren version
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Post by: Sookoll on July 18, 2009, 01:03:13 am
Nosferatu: Phantom der Nach
A worthy remake. Kinski was no Schreck though.

Videodrome
Damn weird movie. Reminded me of Phantasmagoria.

Street Fighter
Bullshit ending. I hope Tsurugi died.
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Post by: walt on July 18, 2009, 01:11:35 am
Harry Potter 5 (getting ready for 6 in a few hours)

It's pretty weak. Sad that the same director was hired for the following 3 movies (6, 7, 8)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 18, 2009, 04:54:53 am
Slither
horror/comedy gold.
dirty and nasty, but you know you love it.
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Post by: Shamrock on July 18, 2009, 05:16:17 am
Taken.

If you like action films, where the 9mm carrying good guy always out guns the fully automatic rifle carrying bad guy, this movie is for you.
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Post by: Sookoll on July 19, 2009, 03:29:47 am
Green Lantern First Flight

Damn good, but not as good as Wonder Woman. Or maybe it was, I can't decide.
Title: I'm not into horror movies.
Post by: S.D. on July 19, 2009, 03:39:06 am
REC.

Boring movie...until near the end. SCARIEST FINAL TEN MINUTES EVER. Oh and the first person perspective made me sick, literally.
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Post by: Cybaster on July 20, 2009, 11:21:35 am
Ice Age 3 :
Beautiful realisation (3D view in cinemas is a nice thing too), and I laughed during the whole movie (and not just because of the squirrel, contrary to Ice Age 2). Very good watch.

Public Enemies :
Very disappointing. The plot isn't so bad, but the movie is slow, Batman and Jack Sparrow Christian Bale and Johnny Depp, as much as I love them, are posers. The dynamic is bad, the way action scenes are filmed is boring as hell, the visual effects are sometimes really strange, etc.
Not a bad movie, but I was expecting much better when seeing the cast.
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Post by: 1nfrnus on July 20, 2009, 12:06:13 pm
White Fang
A beautiful piece of work...characters are balanced, storyline is marvelous and good for family veiwing..
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Post by: Jarek Bachanek on July 20, 2009, 12:24:11 pm
REC.

Boring movie...until near the end. SCARIEST FINAL TEN MINUTES EVER. Oh and the first person perspective made me sick, literally.

I'm fan of horror movies, I saw alot of them but none ever scaried me so much like Rec (basically last 30 min). I screamed at one scene, and after watching I was scaried to go out to the kitchen (I watched in in completely dar at midnight), then I was having problem with sleep.... It was first time when its happenned to me seriously.

Looking forward to Rec 2 in this year.

Taken.

If you like action films, where the 9mm carrying good guy always out guns the fully automatic rifle carrying bad guy, this movie is for you.

I thought it will be weak but tourned out to be very good action movie. I didn't know that Liam Niesson is capable of doing such things like it....
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Post by: Sepp on July 20, 2009, 03:06:47 pm
Casablanca (1942)

"We read five times that you were killed, in five different places."

"As you can see, it was true every single time."
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Post by: walt on July 20, 2009, 04:53:13 pm
+1 to REC fans. Didn't watch "Quarentine" (gringo remake) but it's said it wasn't as good. I wish I knew what REC2 will be about, I hope it's good.


HARRY POTTER 6
Not as weak as HP5, but still pretty damn bad.
Will read Book 7 and skip the last movies, more than likely

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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 20, 2009, 04:53:40 pm
Christian Bale and Johnny Depp, as much as I love them, are posers.
as it turns out, they're acting.
which means they're pretending to be what they're not.
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Post by: walt on July 20, 2009, 04:55:54 pm
I didn't think Public Enemies was bad, I really liked it  :sugoi:
I mean, if you were expecting a Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay Action Flick, you got it all wrong.
I liked the action and the setting, though I did feel the ending was a bit weak.

In my eyes, Johnny Depp has proven that he can do no wrong.
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Post by: momo! on July 20, 2009, 09:47:41 pm
ice age 3.

saw it with my nephew.
it sucked bollocks, but there were some classic disney inside jokes that it scored some points for.
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Post by: walt on July 20, 2009, 09:49:52 pm
AWESOME

It's not Disney's though. Also, loved BIG BOSS in this picture.
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Post by: Byakko on July 20, 2009, 09:52:58 pm
Also, loved BIG BOSS in this picture.
*headdesk* I KNEW I was missing something awfully familiar.
Anyway I liked it - much more than the previous two. Until then (first two I mean) it didn't quite make any impact with anything memorable, but this one was really well done.

HP6 sucked as usual. Removing half of the book with the important discussions, replaced it with teenage love, and I'm also saying this from the standpoint of those who never read the book and only watch the movie. It's plain and boring. Nothing happens, it's like it's nothing but still shots of sceneries. No action, no plot. At least 5 had a point with the dilemma thing.
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Post by: Renzo F on July 20, 2009, 09:55:09 pm
So that's where he was hiding!
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Post by: walt on July 20, 2009, 09:58:16 pm
(http://envymags.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/Buck.jpg)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 21, 2009, 07:00:02 am
In my eyes, Johnny Depp has proven that he can do no wrong.
agreed
and Simon Pegg,who did the voice of Big Boss, can do wrong either.
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Post by: OZ on July 21, 2009, 07:35:13 am
Bruno

The most enjoyable parts of the movie are the awkward pauses that seemed to pop up every other scene.
Ron Paul, red necks, Harrison Ford...

*Cough
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Post by: Chronojiuj on July 21, 2009, 07:39:33 am
HP6 sucked as usual. Removing half of the book with the important discussions, replaced it with teenage love, and I'm also saying this from the standpoint of those who never read the book and only watch the movie. It's plain and boring. Nothing happens, it's like it's nothing but still shots of sceneries. No action, no plot. At least 5 had a point with the dilemma thing.

The 5th HP book was the last good one, while the movies became absolute shit after just the 2nd.
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Post by: Cybaster on July 21, 2009, 10:39:07 am
I didn't think Public Enemies was bad, I really liked it  :sugoi:
I mean, if you were expecting a Jerry Bruckheimer/Michael Bay Action Flick, you got it all wrong.
>:( >:( >:(
No, I was expecting a Martin Scorsese (Gangs of New-York) or Quantin Tarantino (Inglourious Basterds ... yeah, it's not out yet) style of movie. Not a movie where I'd feel like sleeping half of the time. :(

Okay, I wasn't sleeping half of the time, I was just expecting much more of this movie. Plus :
In my eyes, Johnny Depp has proven that he can do no wrong.
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Post by: Sookoll on July 25, 2009, 12:55:10 am
Return of the Street Fighter

Again Shikenbaru was denied his revenge. Goddamn these movies.
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Post by: moolambo on July 25, 2009, 01:26:36 am
Kung Pow

I re-watched it lately
and I'm going to do the same now.
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Post by: Sookoll on July 29, 2009, 09:40:43 pm
Silent Hill
Rewatched it in honor of finally beating the original trilogy. Still a disappointment.

Schindler's List
I liked how it was almost completely in black and white. Still, not as good as I hoped.
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Post by: Iced on July 29, 2009, 09:43:47 pm
Watched harry potter half blood prince, having seen none of the other movies.

Disapointing and weak, it had some humourous moments but it was mostly a movie/story without direction, the characters dropping through the cracks of the plot rapidly, it felt like watching something that was supposed to be about arcane but made toothless . "Hi im harry, the principal trusts me , but i wont tell him about my suspicions of Draco being in cahoots with the evil guys! that would be just silly, instead imma gonna use my invisible blanket to spy on him and get kicked in the face".

The snape "attack" was so scripted that not only you could see it coming as you could tell that hes gonna have a heel turn and show that he was actually following Dumbledore plan the whole time.
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Post by: FeLo_Llop on July 30, 2009, 12:41:47 am

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/867/whatsupi.jpg)
What's Up???!!

(Brüno)
Those uncomfortable silences of the people(just crickets, XD), the "party"(don't look at my fucking eyes!! go out, fagg!!)...OK, we all know what we are facing if we saw Borat but this...My God. Simply laugh.
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Post by: Sookoll on July 30, 2009, 04:10:31 am
Damnatus: Der Feind im Innern

I finally watched this, and it was pretty good for an amateur (or indie, hur) movie, especially considering the lack of Space Morans. Nice CGI, nice soundtrack, nice costumes (especially the techpriest), nice plotwist featuring a Lord of Change and an epic Exterminatus in the end.

The only thing wrong with this movie is Germany's copyright laws.
(and the lack of Space Mehrens)
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Post by: Jexsam on July 30, 2009, 04:38:03 am
The Lost World: Jurassic Park

Sometimes, I really miss the 90's.  This movie reminds me why.  Better than 1, certainly better than 3.  For me, this movie is the high point of the last decade, film-wise.  Not much else to say, really.
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Post by: walt on July 30, 2009, 05:07:29 pm
Crossing Over (Harrison Ford, Ashley Judd, Ray Liotta, Jim Sturgess)

Migration drama, 8 stories shallowly intertwined, "I dream of Greencard", life is like a box of chocolates "you never know what you're gonna get", completeley unnecessary nudity to justify R rating and avoid younglings from attending this serious drama. It's like Benjamin Button VS Forrest Gump, applied to This VS Crash.

On a side note, the spanish title PERSECUCION INMINENTE (Imminent Persecution) is horribly misleading, suggesting a dynamic film, when it's actually sluggish as hell. It felt very damn adult oriented, and not dramatice enough to make an impression.
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Post by: walt on July 31, 2009, 05:16:56 pm
ALI G IN DA HOUSE

Sasha Baron Cohen is just fucking genious  ;D
Looking forward to Brüno.
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Post by: c00p on August 01, 2009, 12:23:48 pm
REC
I finally saw it, I heard good reviews all over the place so I had to check it out. It's 07:15 am now and I've just finished with it. I liked it, it's really well done and except for a few moments, you can actually buy the idea that 'it's all happening now in real time'. It also features a guy with argentinian accent (the fashioned black haired old man), which was a nice plus.
On the other hand I'm disappointed. I was expecting it to scare the shit out of me, that's why I choose to watch it at 5 am alone in my room. Too bad it didn't happened. But all in all, it's a really good horror movie with an interesting plot. You should watch it, with a nice set of subtitles.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on August 04, 2009, 05:19:21 pm
Brüno

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I need to watch this shit with friends for extreme experience
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Post by: walt on August 04, 2009, 05:27:28 pm
Terminator Salvation.

I don't care about the bad reviews, or the shallowly discussed plot.
It kicked ass.
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Post by: †KillerMondless† on August 05, 2009, 01:00:11 am

10,000 B.C

.....WHERE DID THY GET ALL THE MONEY FOR THIS CRAP FROM?!.....I just liked the land scape shots...

Thats my review and please join me next for when I give my FULL review of something worth watching  ;D
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Post by: Jarek Bachanek on August 07, 2009, 03:08:31 am
Reconstruction

I don't know if I'm not smart enough for scandinavic movies, but this movie was just like WTF...

Honestly I really tried to understand the story, in fact, I love movies who are like puzzles, but this was just too much. For whole movie I tried put events in somewhat chronologic order but I failed.... I just can't understand what's happened in this movie, why it happened and how... I'm really that dumb ? I watched tons of movies, which was hard to understand and I didn't have truble with them, so WTF ????  :-\ :-\ :-\ :-\
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Post by: DNZRX768 on August 07, 2009, 03:27:52 am
The Watchmen

Have its moments.

Lov'n the action!
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on August 07, 2009, 03:47:10 am
minority report
plot is fucking brilliant
protagonist's wife is sexy
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Post by: GLB on August 08, 2009, 05:13:40 am
The Orphan

Review- Better than I had expected, very good but maybe a little to much twists and turns.
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Post by: S.D. on August 08, 2009, 05:25:32 am
Watchmen Director's cut
Extra footage was quite welcome. Still vexed about young Rorschach not burning the other kid's eye with a cigarette (Or was it a match?)
The BBP wasn't that noticeable nor intrusive now.
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Post by: Smash on August 08, 2009, 11:17:55 am
Soul Plane:


Just a bunch of black stereotypes and bad plot it is exactly what you expect from a 2.99 we-really want-this-crap-out of-our-store movie
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Post by: Matrimelee on August 08, 2009, 11:23:05 am
City Hunter - The Movie.

Definitely too overdone. City Hunter should stay in manga & anime form.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 09, 2009, 02:09:56 am
Funny People

The Funniest Sad movie I've seen.
It ran way too long, but that didn't bother me so much.

I was surprised the Adam Sandler can actually act. 
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Post by: Cybaster on August 10, 2009, 11:42:42 am
I've been watching a lot of movies lately.

Pitch Black :
Interesting scenario, but badly used. The film is too action-based and doesn't use the story very well. However, the movie was made with very little budget, so...
12/20

Chronicles of Riddick :
Movies relating the story of Pitch Black, many years after. This time, it IS an action movie, where the hero is a real Dante in the middle of humans. It's quite fun, even if it's nothing special.
11/20

Wanted :
Angelina Jolie is gorgeous and she appears nude. :P The story has some originality and can make laugh from time to time. The scenario has some surprises. However, the poor boy becoming a hero in 1 month is a bit cliché IMO.
12/20

Shaun of the Dead :
A good comedy (semi horror) movie which is a parody of Romero's Zombie movies. Some quotes are hilarious, and the ideas are sometimes really nice and fun. Ed (the hero's friend) is so stupid though that it can sometimes make me sad.
13/20

Hott Fuzz :
Same cast as Shaun of the Dead, the story of a brilliant cop sent to a village, where murders start to occur. The scenario may sound serious, but this movie is a comedy, and a brilliant one.
14/20

Tropical Thunder :
Ben Stiller in a movie about Vietnam War. Or rather in a comic movie where he's turning a movie about Vietnam War. A nice little watch.
14/20

Yes Man :
Jim Carrey doesn't use his face too much in this movie where extraordinary things happen to him after he decides to say YES to everything. The plot is well carried out, and the gags are cool.
13/20

The Emporor's New Groove :
One of Disney's last 2D cartoons, telling the story of an Emperor transformed into a Llama. It's really well made and funny, as usual, I'd say.
14/20

Ratatouille :
Cool, a Pixar in France ! 8) This story about a rat doing "French Cuisine" is original, funny and very well made. A master piece.
16/20

8 mile :
I liked Eminem, but I really wondered if I could appreciate a whole movie around his childhood. Well, the movie is really well realized, without any cliché. The music is awesome and the actors play very well.
14/20

The Thing (Carpenter) :
A classic where an expedition of scientists are blocked in Antartica with an extraterrestrial being who can take their appearance by absorbing thzm.
15/20
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Post by: Shamrock on August 12, 2009, 02:17:12 am
The soloist. It is a very good movie, but I hated it. Board the shit out of me . It is a true story about a homeless guy that can play Beethoven. It would be good if made my cry or something, but really, I couldn't care less.
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Post by: Byakko on August 12, 2009, 02:51:37 am
Board
You write that pretty often... It's "bored".
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Post by: Shamrock on August 12, 2009, 06:40:40 am
Thx, The worse part is I knew that.
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Post by: walt on August 12, 2009, 05:35:04 pm
No, the worse part is that you're a licensed psychologist, you know, with a College degree.
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Post by: Shamrock on August 12, 2009, 08:15:11 pm
Completely off topic.

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: Byakko on August 13, 2009, 12:30:42 am
When he receives them, he's going to choke you with them for typing "Walt" instead of "walt" so many times.
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Post by: walt on August 13, 2009, 12:32:27 am
I'm sorry, I just woke up from my stroke from reading sham's post above.

 :evil2: :furious: :mean:

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Post by: GT on August 14, 2009, 12:35:37 am
LOL
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 14, 2009, 07:44:13 am
Tropic Thunder is very entertaining, hillariously funny for my taste. Robert downey Jr. and Tom Cruise characters are the best in my oppinion

Spun that is also quite good

Full Metal Jacket, I failed to see what is so special about this movie it is almost like watching 2 movies put together, sloppily.

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Post by: walt on August 14, 2009, 04:56:06 pm
GI Joe

I had better plots when I played with my GI Joe Action figures when I was 8 years old.
What a steaming pile of shit. CG is my balls.
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Post by: Cybaster on August 14, 2009, 05:36:38 pm
I had better plots when I played with my GI Joe Action figures when I was 8 years old.
:laugh:

Memoirs of a Geisha :
I taught it would be much worst. The story is a bit long, but explains quite well what being a Geisha is all about. Dunno if the movie is faithful to the book and if the book is faithful to her real life (it's an autobiography, right ?!), but this movie is a good watch.
12/20
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 14, 2009, 07:16:40 pm
GI Joe

I had better plots when I played with my GI Joe Action figures when I was 8 years old.
What a steaming pile of shit. CG is my balls.
you're surprised?
I don't think I've seen a stupider movie from just the trailer other the Final Destination 4.
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Post by: walt on August 14, 2009, 07:17:47 pm
A good friend of mine with good taste told me he enjoyed it.

It all points out to my sarcasm detector being out of batteries, or he was pulling my leg ¬_¬
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Post by: Messatsu on August 15, 2009, 11:23:57 pm
District 9, didn't watch any previews aside from seeing previews at the beginning of other films...

I expected a political movie toward the beginning and the entire story playing out over the course of the film, but it seems like the conclusion is only coming with the two sequels (I guess).  Worth the watch.
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Post by: Iced on August 16, 2009, 08:49:57 pm
Watched:
Mind game - Really good, even with the "strange" ending suggesting the time loop on everything and the shift in reality, the overall plot and characters were strong enough to make you care for them.
Genius party
Genius party Beyond- overall both genius parties were pretty good, there were some weaker ones like the one with the guy that keeps seeing his shadow.
dead leaves- pretty darn good, art style was pretty awesome
Cat soup - disliked it, plot wasnt cohesive at all, the scenarios were great but when you have random non sequiteur the whole time, the sense is lost.
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Post by: Autumn on August 16, 2009, 10:35:03 pm
District 9, didn't watch any previews aside from seeing previews at the beginning of other films...

I expected a political movie toward the beginning and the entire story playing out over the course of the film, but it seems like the conclusion is only coming with the two sequels (I guess).  Worth the watch.
I was pretty excited when I saw the trailer.
I hope is good.
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Post by: Fantôboy on August 17, 2009, 06:20:00 am
Just got home from watching District 9. It was good, very good. But it TOTALLY stole a crapload of ideas from Alien Nation.  So much that it can't just be a coincidence.  Outright plagiarism. 
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 21, 2009, 12:48:10 am
District 9-Best fucking movie I've seen in a long long long long time.

Walk Hard:  The Dewey Cox Story-a stupid will ferrel comedy without will ferrel.  Thankfully It managed to be more silly then stupid.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 21, 2009, 04:14:26 am
disrict 9- the first 30 minutes i hated because it was just like cloverfield but the whole prawnman thing really got me into the movie, best movie ive seen all summer hands fucking down.

g i joe rise of cobra- it was alright.. lmao when general hawk said knowing is half the battle i laughed so hard.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on August 23, 2009, 06:06:33 am
Inglorious Bastards

was Ok had its funny parts/not enough drama. would have worked a lot better as a graphic novel.
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Post by: walt on August 24, 2009, 11:31:18 pm
The name of the rose (1986)

Sean Connery, Christian Slater. Interesting mystery thriller in the 14th century.
I thoroughly recommend it :2thumbsup:
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Post by: momo! on August 24, 2009, 11:36:08 pm
^we watched it in history the last few weeks of school, i support walt ;)


Sangam(1964)

this is basically pearl harbour set in india, but it's alot better.
in hindi. highly recommend it, even with subtitles, it's also got plenty of good songs.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 25, 2009, 03:03:39 pm
Hellboy:  Sword of Stroms
an actually decent attempt at an animated hellboy movie, but after watching it again without wearing my fanboy goggles, it isn't THAT great of a movie.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 25, 2009, 03:05:25 pm
inglorious basterds- hahahahaha brad pitt is to funny.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on August 26, 2009, 07:55:01 pm
Hitlerlaugh.jpg
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Post by: Seneyu on September 02, 2009, 03:54:49 am
Last movie I watched was Fan Boys.  It was pretty good all around.  For the most part you would have had to watch all the star wars movies to get some of the jokes.  I would give it 4 meatbuns out of 5  ;D
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Post by: walt on September 02, 2009, 06:41:45 pm
The Hangover (finally saw it)

LOL
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Post by: Seneyu on September 02, 2009, 09:05:29 pm
The Hangover (finally saw it)

LOL

Bah your lucky.  I've been wanting to see it.   :P
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Post by: walt on September 02, 2009, 09:23:53 pm
I don't know if this can be considered a spoiler, but at the end you get to see pictures of what happened the night before. That in itself was the funniest thing. Well that, and Mike Tyson's Tiger.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on September 02, 2009, 09:29:57 pm
I don't know if this can be considered a spoiler, but at the end you get to see pictures of what happened the night before. That in itself was the funniest thing. Well that, and Mike Tyson's Tiger.
i was so mad when my bootleg didnt have it

but man the pictures were disgusting lol
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 03, 2009, 04:45:14 pm
the pictures were fucking hilarious.
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Post by: S.D. on September 06, 2009, 09:42:42 am
Orphan:
Esther is a cute girl and uh, actually kind of hot in certain scene  :S  I didn't like the lame (In my opinion) twist near the end.
There's an overuse of cliches but it was a fine movie.
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Post by: Leon S. Kennedy on September 06, 2009, 10:11:28 am
Movie: Land Of The Lost


Review:A great movie starring Will Ferrel.Dr. Rick Marshall a scientist doctor whatever spend $65million studying time warps.As they go on a routine expedition an earthquake occurs "The Greatest Earthquake Ever Known" and they fall thousands of feet.As they woke up they are success they are back in to the past.

Watch it.
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Post by: K.O.D on September 06, 2009, 04:16:36 pm
The Final Destination.

Not bad, I liked the older ones more.. would've rather watched it on CD, but it was fun going out with family anyway.
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Post by: c00p on September 06, 2009, 07:24:49 pm
District 9: It was a good movie, but not 'great omg' as everyone else said. FX were actually really good and believable. Anyway you won't regret watching it, it's a nice twist to the usual alien movies.
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Post by: quake7g on September 06, 2009, 07:34:27 pm
I just got done watching Dragonball evolution. Horrible movie. Goku american = Fail. Anyways i work at blockbuster so i rent games and movies for free.
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Post by: Byakko on September 06, 2009, 08:12:36 pm
Quote
Goku american = Fail
Hmmm ? What nationality would you have wanted him to be ? Saiyan, maybe ?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 07, 2009, 04:38:39 am
he could've been any nationality as long as he wasn't the punk ass kid from War of the Worlds.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on September 07, 2009, 04:54:19 am
Crank 2:high voltage

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
this movie is so horrible its awesome.
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Post by: 修羅 on September 07, 2009, 09:03:08 am
The Final Destination

The series was always meant to be death porn, this one's no different.
WHY CAN'T WEEEE BE FRIEEENDS, WHY CAN'T WEEEE BE FRIEEENDS
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Post by: K.O.D on September 07, 2009, 12:49:15 pm
I found the mother's eye getting impaled hilarious right after she said to her boys "i've got my eyes on you"
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Post by: walt on September 07, 2009, 04:53:09 pm
Final Fantasy: Advent Children COMPLETE (BD)

Watch it, this time around it makes sense! It's like a completely different movie, with a slower pace, but tons more coherent =)
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Post by: walt on September 09, 2009, 04:54:04 pm
Orphan:
Esther is a cute girl and uh, actually kind of hot in certain scene  :S  I didn't like the lame (In my opinion) twist near the end.
There's an overuse of cliches but it was a fine movie.
Watched it yesterday.

I don't see the lameness part about it. The whole movie leads you to the plot-twist all the way through, they actually built the whole plot around it IMO. Not the greatest ever, but I liked it :)
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Post by: ultimatedude on September 09, 2009, 06:44:22 pm
Punks Not Dead! (Documentary)

Quite interesting if youre into punk, although its annoying that they have bands such as MCR in a punk movie but yeah. Although it seems to only promote pop punk bands, still a worthy watch, i found it better than american hardcore (also documentary).
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on September 09, 2009, 07:47:55 pm
I found the mother's eye getting impaled hilarious right after she said to her boys "i've got my eyes on you"
ha i remember when i saw it at the movies i yelled *oh no you dont* right before she died
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Post by: S.D. on September 09, 2009, 10:49:45 pm
I don't see the lameness part about it. The whole movie leads you to the plot-twist all the way through
Yeah, like:
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
BUT STILL.
Remember when she breaks her arm? The x-rays would reveal her "little" secret ;(
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

I liked it as well though, the plot twist didn't sit well with me, that's all.
The UV paint gimmick was kind of cool.
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Post by: Byakko on September 09, 2009, 11:31:34 pm
X-rays of the arm would reveal what's in her jaw ? I have no idea what movie you're talking about nor if they actually did show the X-rays they got and if it did show it, but it sounds to me like they would have no reason to x-ray her head if she broke her arm ???
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Post by: S.D. on September 09, 2009, 11:34:00 pm
Haha whoops. Alright, disregard the jaw (Dunno why the hell I was thinking of a full body X-ray scan)

The arm X-ray would reveal the lack of growth plates.
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Post by: walt on September 10, 2009, 12:56:19 am
well, that was part of the
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

Like I said not the greatest, but not bad at all. I expected something completely different, and at least to me it was a pleasent surprise. Like my GF said, the suspense genre and terror genre are different - this turned out to be a suspense thriller with a completely rational explanation, while we were expecting something more on the Terror Genre, a supernatural explanation. I like suspense better ^_^
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Post by: S.D. on September 10, 2009, 01:11:43 am
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Perhaps I was disappointed that Esther wasn't loli ;( (That and/or I was expecting a remake of The Good Son with Macaulay Culkin)

Also, when Daniel was playing Guitar hero, THE CONTROLLER WASN'T ON.
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Post by: walt on September 10, 2009, 03:11:19 am
WHAT!? THAT'S BLASPHEMOUS

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Post by: Luis Alejandro on September 10, 2009, 05:20:39 am
i was scared as shit when i saw the movie..
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Post by: Shamrock on September 10, 2009, 09:41:11 am
Crank 2

This move stars and Englishman. And like more English movies, fucking boring. Just a bunch of talking. BLah blah blah. It was like watching a poorly acted work of Shakespeare. One of the most boring movies or all time. Nothing exciting or interesting.  ;D

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: S.D. on September 15, 2009, 09:53:04 am
Diary of the Dead.

DUDE, WHERE'S MY ENDING?
Also, bad ass professor and Amish dude.
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Post by: Cybaster on September 15, 2009, 11:00:09 am
Un Prophète

A very good watch about a "kid" in Prison who's doing what he can to survive, at first.
Very realistic and not cliché at all. I now understand why it got the "Grand Prix" at Cannes' Festival.

A must-see for whoever is French. I think it will soon come out in the US.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 15, 2009, 03:55:23 pm
inglorious bastards

I loved it.  Alot like Pulp Fiction, in the sense that it's written in the style of a pulp fiction comic book, but unlike pulp fiction, the some of those long talking scenes kinda bored me a bit.  Ending made it all worth while though.  best ending I've seen in awhile.
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Post by: Byakko on September 17, 2009, 10:07:50 pm
I don't really post here when I watch a  movie, but this time I have one thing to say about District 9 (which came out yesterday around here) :
I felt like I was watching "Half-Life the movie", and I mean that in a good way. It's exactly like video games of that genre, except made as a movie - and very well done too. There's just the ending I wasn't too fond of,
Spoiler: end (click to see content)
That said, it's a little under two hours and I really didn't notice the time fly by. It's good.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 18, 2009, 08:53:52 pm
I think the ending
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: Foobs on September 19, 2009, 04:05:32 am
Love in The Times of Cholera

Oh man, movie directors screw it again. The dialogue from the novel was completly butchered. The characters were a lot more charismatic in paper and the director didn't even try to keep them accurate to source. Also, where's the parrot ?
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Post by: S.D. on September 20, 2009, 08:31:58 am
Carriers

Not what I expected (A zombie movie). The characters pull some rage-worthy stunts and one of the brothers is plain hateable. The infected girl's dad was manly as hell though, poor guy.
Where's my ending?... Again (Yeah, I hate it when endings feel inconclusive)
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Post by: quake7g on September 20, 2009, 09:37:39 am
Observe and Report

The movie was actually funny in a dark way. Basically like a dark version of Paul blart mall cop.
There was a couple of gross scenes. Seth Rogen and Anna Faris did a good job. I give it thumbs up.
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Post by: Sookoll on September 23, 2009, 08:38:12 pm
Superman/Batman Public Enemies

This was actually the first time Power Girl has appeared in any DC animation (Galatea doesn't count). Anyway, good movie, though some say it wasn't as good as the comic (well obviously).
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 26, 2009, 05:26:56 am
Hulk (2003 version)

my reaction to re-watching this movie was something along the lines of this
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn299/egor4030/umkaypng.png)



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Post by: OZ on September 26, 2009, 05:30:38 am
._.
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Post by: #Shaun on September 26, 2009, 05:32:48 am
Her smile plus Egor's avatar is a double threat.
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Post by: Shamrock on September 26, 2009, 05:37:08 am
I like that Hulk. The only thing that sucked about it was the 40 minute cartoon that was in the middle. So basically I hate all the parts with the hulk and loved all the others.
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Post by: OZ on September 26, 2009, 05:42:11 am
The 'other' parts put me to sleep.
The parts with the Hulk made me laugh.

I was conflicted.
A terrible movie well worth the money spent renting it.
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Post by: Shamrock on September 26, 2009, 05:43:38 am
You need to learn the art of downloading.
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Post by: OZ on September 26, 2009, 05:56:12 am
I like keeping the economy going. (I didn't buy anyway  :))

My computer also has digital AIDS, and it's immune system can't handle much.
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Post by: #Shaun on September 26, 2009, 06:06:53 am
(http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/192/7831t.jpg)

If you're not a white american doing stand-up then it's your MO to take Fight Night jabs at other races to signify what makes your culture stand out, all the while point out the shortcomings of white people. Russell Peters has the same "you ever know how white people do this and <my people> do this" setups like every other non-white comedian but thankfully it doesn't oversaturate his routine. Most of his material is pretty original, cut-throat even. Check him out.
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Post by: K.O.D on September 26, 2009, 07:13:49 am
he's pretty funny.
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Post by: #Shaun on September 26, 2009, 07:50:03 am
He's slightly above mediocre.
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Post by: Duo Solo on September 28, 2009, 11:40:00 pm
The Jungle Book
Review: "I want tooo be like youuuuuu" is a classic and tends to stick in your head all day long. The movie itself is good except the part where the elephants come.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 29, 2009, 03:38:10 am
I can not watch that movie because the songs will get stuck in my head and will not leave for at least 2 days.
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Post by: darkzen007 on September 29, 2009, 03:54:18 am
Observe and Report

The movie was actually funny in a dark way. Basically like a dark version of Paul blart mall cop.
There was a couple of gross scenes. Seth Rogen and Anna Faris did a good job. I give it thumbs up.

I watched Observe and report. it's not exactly a comedy, it's more to be informative. Letting us know how corporations get down and what they do when everyone's backs are turned. There wasn't really anything funny(except for his random informative monologues).
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Post by: </M0GL13> on September 29, 2009, 04:01:09 am
(http://phillyist.com/attachments/philly_jill/tropic_thunder_ver4.jpg)
clearly one of the worst movies with Jack Black.
so if youre Black's fan do not watch it (i am)
Humor in the movie is shocking and will most likely get worst criticism from older audience.
It has politics involved which was unexpected from Ben Stiller (also a director of this movie)
Although it has lots of famous actors in it and some funny moments - movie was a letdown. Ben Stiller shouldn't be a director EVER.
If Adam Sandler was i director movie would be great and funny just like it was in "Zohan"
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 29, 2009, 04:58:56 am
clearly one of the worst movies with Jack Black.
(http://i00.rnhh.de/eu/shared-images/blog/2009/06/year-one-poster.jpg) perhaps?

Quote
Humor in the movie is shocking and will most likely get worst criticism from older audience.

If Adam Sandler was i director movie would be great and funny just like it was in "Zohan"

because Zohan (or any Adam Sandler movie) didn't have any sort of taboo humor in it.
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Post by: S.D. on September 29, 2009, 09:02:24 am
Wild Zero

ACE! Love has no borders, nationalities or genders. ROCK'N ROLL!
That's all.
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Post by: walt on October 01, 2009, 04:25:14 pm
The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3 (2009)

John Travolta makes a kickass villain, Denzel Washington as himself, as always. Good movie to watch in theaters so you can feel the tension and the action, go watch it.
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Post by: SNT on October 01, 2009, 04:31:31 pm
Inglourious Basterds

Full of memorable moments, but not for the squeamish.  Brad Pitt stole the show, and had a great, hammy script to work with.
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Post by: </M0GL13> on October 01, 2009, 07:02:02 pm
(http://blog.hotelesmonte.com/watermark.php?image=wp-content/uploads/2006/10/crank.jpg)
well...im sure most of you had already watched this.
heres my thoughts on the movie
The most dirtiest hero i ever seen on tv by far!!!!
And i mean it.....Especially sex infront of schoolgirls scene.
The guy just committed every possible sin to stay alive but whats more important he made viewer to like it.
There are many things i still dont get...like why his most reliable friend is a crossdresser, why chinese mafia helped him in the end and many other things.
The atmosphere reminded me of "Run Lola Run' and "District 13"
A very good movie but id recommend it to viewers 20 and up, just because all this mafia/gangsta is already polluting every kid's brain.

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Post by: walt on October 05, 2009, 09:44:33 pm
Surrogates (Identidad Sustituta)

Bruce Willis lives in a future where people aren't forced to interact biologically, but through Robotic Avatar Units. I think I enjoyed the plot a lot because of all the probable implications in my imagination than what actually happened. Loved it nonetheless.
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Post by: BrundleFly on October 05, 2009, 09:54:56 pm


Zombieland - (2009)

somw funny lines, decent Gore.....worth a watch for a good time and not to be taken Serious.

 :sugoi:
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 05, 2009, 10:03:14 pm
zombieland

fuckin' aye.  this movie rocked.
had some decent scares in it too.
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 05, 2009, 10:29:32 pm
Monsters vs Aliens

The mocie was ok, not as good as Pixar though. The president in the movie was super funny.
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Post by: OZ on October 05, 2009, 11:23:01 pm


Zombieland - (2009)


BM?
Who's initials are BM?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 06, 2009, 08:59:49 am
BILLY MAYS HERE, WITH THE MEAT SCOOP!!
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Post by: </M0GL13> on October 06, 2009, 02:04:54 pm
Inglourious Basterds

Full of memorable moments, but not for the squeamish.  Brad Pitt stole the show, and had a great, hammy script to work with.
just watched it
completely messed up script that made my mind wonder who's storyline it is untill near the end of movie.
Subtitles where in the movie but stoped at the middle
"Bear Jew" was smaller than i expected and had only one short scene which sucked ass
Movie was historically incorrect but i think it was one of those "what if" storylines.

The only character i like in the movie was a bad guy - Nazi Detective, becase he had more charisma than anyone in the movie. Even Brad Pitt comparing to him showed a low acting skill.
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Post by: Cybaster on October 06, 2009, 03:46:55 pm
Movie was historically incorrect
ORLY !?
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: </M0GL13> on October 06, 2009, 04:47:46 pm
ahahahahaha....[i can continue forever like that]...hahahahaha
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Post by: #Shaun on October 06, 2009, 05:20:35 pm
zombieland

fuckin' aye.  this movie rocked.

Yes but is it better than Shaun of the Dead?
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Post by: quake7g on October 06, 2009, 06:45:52 pm
Trick 'r Treat

It was a good holloween movie. Very nice of how every story met together.
There was couple of jump scenes aswell as funny scenes.
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Post by: OZ on October 06, 2009, 08:16:41 pm
zombieland

fuckin' aye.  this movie rocked.

Yes but is it better than Shaun of the Dead?

It came pretty close.
They're definintely my two favorite zombie movies.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 06, 2009, 10:51:02 pm
agreed.
Zombieland is a little bit more grindhouse then Shaun of the Dead

Inglourious Basterds

Full of memorable moments, but not for the squeamish.  Brad Pitt stole the show, and had a great, hammy script to work with.
just watched it
completely messed up script that made my mind wonder who's storyline it is untill near the end of movie.

have you seen a quentin Tarantino movie?
most, if not all his movie tell multiple stories the end up linking together at the end.
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Post by: K.O.D on October 08, 2009, 10:07:22 pm
Inglorious Basterds

Awesome movie, never liked Brad Pitt until this role and Christoph Waltz acted very good too (Colonel Hans Landa) though some parts of the movie were stretched way too much although thats the case with every Quentin Tarantino movie.

8.5/10
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Post by: Nnaajj on October 08, 2009, 10:13:32 pm
Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs:

Has a great story line however, the trailer really misleads you. It is ridicously funny, even at sad times in the movie. It's the first animated film I found funny. Go watch it as it'll make your day :)

9.5/10
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on October 08, 2009, 10:17:53 pm
zombieland

fuckin' aye.  this movie rocked.

Yes but is it better than Shaun of the Dead?
thats a trick question, because there no zombie move as funny as that one.

i just finished watching a movie called Joshua

lol wtf no wonder ive never heard about it before it fucking sucked
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Post by: S.D. on October 12, 2009, 10:56:04 am
Inglourious Basterds

Full of memorable moments, but not for the squeamish.  Brad Pitt stole the show, and had a great, hammy script to work with.

What he said.
Except Hans was more memorable, likable and damn, he pretty much felt like the protagonist. He friggin' speaks german, french, italian and english.
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Post by: LEGEND on October 12, 2009, 06:47:35 pm
the fast and furious 4
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 13, 2009, 01:27:36 am
Cable Guy.

Funny although it wasnt Jim Carey's best movie
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on October 13, 2009, 01:50:30 am
yeah nothing can top The Truman Show.
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Post by: OZ on October 13, 2009, 09:14:46 am
Hard Candy

troubling movie.  :S

Sure to delight feminists or people with a personal vendetta against pedophiles.
Most men on the other hand, to their own disbelief, will find themselves routing for the male lead.

ehhh....
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 13, 2009, 03:56:32 pm
if you're looking for a movie that's a delight to feminists, you really need to watch Teeth.

I will make you watch that movie one day.
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Post by: OZ on October 13, 2009, 04:29:53 pm
This one was uncomfortably similar on a couple levels.  :-\
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Post by: Jarek Bachanek on October 13, 2009, 07:25:01 pm
Teeth was horrible. I was like WTF ? teeth in vagina ?? It wasn't even horror. Seriously I don't know what this thing was. They tried mix horror with thriller and somekind of drama and they failed. But I have to admit that whole concept of living vagina was cool.

Hard Candy was nice. I like movies with twisted, unusual interesing story and Ellen Page have sure great acting skills.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 13, 2009, 09:56:38 pm
oh, teeth wasn't horrible.
and how can you say that a vagina that eats dicks isn't horror?
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Post by: Ridureyu on October 14, 2009, 12:24:40 am
Brother Orchid (1940)

Metropolis (1927)

The Maltese Falcon (1941)
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Post by: walt on October 14, 2009, 01:03:23 am
+ your review/opinion?
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Post by: </M0GL13> on October 14, 2009, 05:14:18 am
(http://wiki.crunchyroll.com/images/d/df/NightmareDetective.jpg)
Nightmare Detective
even tho ppl gave bad criticism to this movie i kinda liked it.
Storyline is quiet simple. Police were investigating  series of obscure suicide scenes .When one of the detectives became confident that it is in fact murder. In order to find killer detective needs a help...from a dream reader - a person who can visit your dreams...find out the rest by watching it.
2 out of 5
(http://thumbnail.image.rakuten.co.jp/@0_mall/ponycanyon/cabinet/pcbg000050463.jpg)
Tales of Unusual
This movie is great.
It takes you to the different storylines with absolutely different genres - from horror to drama .
This movie is about a storyteller who is stuck with some curios people at the bus station during a blizzard. Being curios people start to ask him for stories.
Like i said i really liked this movie and do recommend to watch it
4 out of 5
and wish there were more parts
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Post by: #Shaun on October 14, 2009, 05:59:14 am
never liked Brad Pitt until this role

kids..

Just watched Blood and Bone. Seriously, Michael Jai White is seriously slept on. I pray Black Dynamite goes big.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on October 14, 2009, 06:09:28 am
actually I was going to sugest that movie to you cause people said it was good but, havn't watched it myself :P
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Post by: Ridureyu on October 14, 2009, 08:36:42 am
+ your review/opinion?

I love all three of them.  Just FYI, if you're going to watch Metropolis, do it with someone who can watch silent movies without spazzing out.  Two and a half hours of "THIS MOVIE IS TOO LONG! WHY DON'T THEY TALK?" is excruciating.
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Post by: Chronojiuj on October 14, 2009, 10:47:48 am
Hide and seek (2005)

A thriller/horror that keeps you guessing.



Spoiler: The saddest thing is, (click to see content)
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Post by: #Shaun on October 15, 2009, 01:17:55 am
(http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4229/fourrooms.jpg)

Four Rooms is like a live cartoon. It didn't please a lot of critics but who cares, everyone has different tastes. This is a great, quirky comedy and deserves praise.
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 15, 2009, 05:33:55 am
Death Wish

I now know why it is considered one of the most violent movies due to a brutal double rape penetration scene. Never knew Jeff Goldblum as the evil rapist type. o_O
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Post by: </M0GL13> on October 15, 2009, 08:23:08 am
http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4229/fourrooms.jpg (http://img118.imageshack.us/img118/4229/fourrooms.jpg)

Four Rooms is like a live cartoon. It didn't please a lot of critics but who cares, everyone has different tastes. This is a great, quirky comedy and deserves praise.
great movie - one of my favorites
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Post by: walt on October 16, 2009, 05:06:28 pm
Inglourious Basterds

I was expecting more action :sadgoi: Very Tarantino and I liked that, but my GF got bored and I can't blame her. 152 mins long.
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Post by: Mog on October 16, 2009, 05:12:26 pm
Cry Baby.  (I'm watching or re-watching older films)

Anyone but Johnny Depp :wub:  and I wouldnt have bothered.

:bow:
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 19, 2009, 08:25:23 pm
Paranormal Activity

DON'T believe the hype.
It's far from the scariest movie ever made, but it is the first horror movie in a long time to use real scares and not cheap, jump scares.

I approve.
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 22, 2009, 10:27:52 pm
Transformers 2

Took all of the story and blew it up in a box and all that was left was lots of action that'll slap you silly. Also, a lot more perverted and suggestive than the first film also.
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Post by: DragonSlayerEX on October 22, 2009, 11:04:33 pm

The informant.

It started out alittle slow, but got better as it got ferther into the movie.

Its was funny, in a businessie kind of way, 7/10.
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Post by: S.D. on October 23, 2009, 08:14:56 am
I just came back from a private screening (Thanks to a friend who works on a magazine) of REC2.

Not as good as the first one, not as scary and faaaaar more inclined to the supernatural than the first one, there's some rather lame stuff.
...And still, I'm scared as hell, I was scared on my way back from the movie, I was scared when I was getting into my house and currently most if not all the lights in my house are on :(
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 23, 2009, 02:45:27 pm
I just came back from a private screening (Thanks to a friend who works on a magazine) of REC2.

Not as good as the first one, not as scary and faaaaar more inclined to the supernatural than the first one, there's some rather lame stuff.
...And still, I'm scared as hell, I was scared on my way back from the movie, I was scared when I was getting into my house and currently most if not all the lights in my house are on :(
So would you reccomend this movie as being good?
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Post by: walt on October 23, 2009, 04:01:36 pm
Imma watch it anyway, since my GF loves that type of movies. I'll tell you laters.

DISTRICT 9
Fuck yeah, that's the type of movie for which Theaters were made for.
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Post by: DM on October 23, 2009, 04:07:17 pm
District 9 sucks. Lacks a attractive plot.
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Post by: walt on October 23, 2009, 04:10:48 pm
BUT BUT BUT it's like a shooter + Dragon Ball Capsule Robots!!
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Post by: Mog on October 23, 2009, 04:32:14 pm
Hancock

How did I miss this one when it came out?  It's my kind of chick-flick.  A love story with violence and a really cool prison scene.

:bow:
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Post by: S.D. on October 24, 2009, 10:39:08 am
So would you reccomend this movie as being good?

It's good, not as good as the first one.
Again, the supernatural stuff feels off, HOPEFULLY walt (or the GF) agrees.

I'm still scared from
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: DragonSlayerEX on October 25, 2009, 02:22:08 am
I'm not really one for the super natural kinds of movie's. It dausen't really put me in a good mood. Mosty all thay demon body switching shit! thay some times like to do in some movies.  --;

Like Silent Hill, the grudge 1,2,and 3, just things of that nature.
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Post by: walt on October 26, 2009, 04:32:07 pm
[•REC]2

The first movie was a bit scarier, albeit not as well made. They fixed the errors of the first one, like the nonsensically high volume and the jammed sound due to the screaming. Some parts were scary in a good way, but in general it felt kinda weak.

Spoiler: HEAVY SPOILERAGE (click to see content)
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Post by: S.D. on October 26, 2009, 10:52:03 pm
I dunno man.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: Mgbenz on October 27, 2009, 12:46:18 am
District 9 sucks. Lacks a attractive plot.

Please do tell. What exactly is an "attractive" plot? Melodrama?
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Post by: S.D. on October 27, 2009, 12:55:04 am
Stop white knighting, it's just almost as annoying as trolling.

Fixed my post, case in point (Cool worthless post. Not)
.
V
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on October 27, 2009, 12:56:55 am
 ::)
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Post by: Duo Solo on October 28, 2009, 09:18:50 pm
The quick and the dead

Pretty good late 80's western movie. You can see Sharon Stone's tit if you look closely
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on October 29, 2009, 05:28:48 am
stormbreaker
watched it again...just for the sake of seeing mickey rourke, his great appearance here is worthier of a more serious movie :/


fight club
the kind of great experience I was looking for in ages, rich in many aspects(the subjects revolving around one's self raised here are interesting), brad pitt is cool as always(makes me forget about that recent motorcycle minor accident, that's what you get for not doing your own stunts >:P:), and edward norton fit this well
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on October 30, 2009, 11:00:59 am
some tinto brass films, I like them all...  ;)
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Post by: ~*Ishida-Uryuu*~ on November 01, 2009, 07:52:07 pm
Watched The Uninvited last night with a lot of friends. Here's my review:

Worst horrow movie ever. Fucking hilarious.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on November 01, 2009, 08:03:47 pm
Super troopers for the billionth time
Love this movie of course and movies with this sort of humor.
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Post by: GLB on November 02, 2009, 04:00:11 am
Super troopers for the billionth time
Love this movie of course and movies with this sort of humor.
 

*high fives Luis Alejandro*

 ;P
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Post by: </M0GL13> on November 02, 2009, 08:04:48 am
(http://www.shockya.com/news/wp-content/uploads/zombieland_movie_poster_99.jpg)
first of all....Woody Harrelson ...one of the most expensive actors out there and we [i mean older generation] all know him from infamous "Natural Born Killers" .
But to see him acting that foolish alone makes it worth watching the movie.
I really liked it...the whole "teenager goof" humor style fits in very well. One thing i didnt like is older girl . I mean the world is basicly facing Apocalypse and she has make up on worth about 1000$.
Im not sure whats that all about but i assume she looks very ugly without it.
Even though movie is hillarious there are some serious moments that you start to realize while watching further.
I recommend watching it - it's a great .
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Post by: ayumifan on November 04, 2009, 08:10:24 pm
last movie i watched was astroboy ;D awesome movie
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Post by: DM on November 04, 2009, 08:18:39 pm
Blindness (2008)
This movie is amazing and perturbing. The movie explains many things about the savagery society we live in, using a metaphore about a repentine world mass epidemy of blindness.
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Post by: walt on November 04, 2009, 08:30:49 pm
hahaha I was watching that on cable this morning.
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Post by: TAIMAT on November 04, 2009, 08:44:42 pm
i'm about to watch HP6 later
but i just watched "call of cthulhu" (2005) ... this movie is
* less than 1 hour
* no color
* no vocals
* mimic early 20th century movies
but in the end it was fun to watch
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 05, 2009, 03:41:17 pm
you say all those things as if they're negative aspects.
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Post by: TAIMAT on November 05, 2009, 09:03:37 pm
you say all those things as if they're negative aspects.
they sure wont make a top charts movie (yet..)
here is a trailer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p6vTI7aDIHc
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 06, 2009, 12:33:45 am
ya, but being top on the charts doesn't mean that it's a good movie [size=5pt]revenge of the fallen[/size].
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Post by: TAIMAT on November 06, 2009, 10:05:17 am
i did not watch transformers 2 .. but i understand what u mean .. it's just like the case of harry potter 6 - half-blood prince
the movie was so boring ... almost half-baked ...  i think its directed for the hardcore fans ... those who fell under potter's spell ::)
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Post by: S.D. on November 08, 2009, 11:45:50 am
Gamer
What I expected: Blade Runner
What I got: Generic FPS+Second life+Playstation Home+/b/+bright neon colors+tits+Peter Petrelli cameo
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 08, 2009, 04:14:19 pm
you were surprised?
I could tell that movie was gonna be hoky from the trailer.
Not to mention, It's by the same guys behind Crank.
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Post by: Jarek Bachanek on November 08, 2009, 08:48:45 pm
Battlestar Galactica: The Plan.

First off, if you didn't watched WHOLE show, you watching it already or you want to start watching, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!! There are plenty of spoilers there (for people who didn't see all 4 seasons) + this movie was made for fans and people from outside won't be able to understand it, even after re-watching it 10 times

Second. title is so wrong, because Movie didn't show any plan, atleast not plan we wouldn't know already about. Still it explain some stuff and it give us opportunity to look deeper at Cylons. We can clearly see similarity in cylons to humans, and how emotions ruined whole plan that Calvil had. We can better understand why Cylons hated people so much. Of course everybody knew it why after watching whole show but still it's nice to see explanation on screen, even if we know it already. Nice they focused at different characters than in the show, because we can understand their motives better.

Both Calvils were great (technically whole movie was about them), we can see more stuff about Model 4 and Sam Anders. And I finally we can see proper destruction of the Colonies. I always thought it was too short and less dramatic in miniseries, than it should be.

Summary, if you expect revolution or unknown side of whole story, you will be disapointed. It's more like suplement, it serve to see some stuff better and more clearly if you didn't figured out already by watching whole show. Still I like it very much.

8/10
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Post by: S.D. on November 08, 2009, 11:24:20 pm
I could tell that movie was gonna be hoky from the trailer.
I never saw the trailer ???

I was with my friends at some videogame event, the final part of the schedule was some stupid concert that took a long time to setup. We got bored and left. We still had time to spare so we went to the midnight screening. I was pretty tired and slep thrugh the firs 10 minutes of the movie and the, during 10 minutes of the middle of the movie or so, from what my friends told me I didn't miss much.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 09, 2009, 12:53:33 am
ic

It all makes sense now.
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Post by: 修羅 on November 09, 2009, 12:58:05 am
Battlestar Galactica: The Plan.

First off, if you didn't watched WHOLE show, you watching it already or you want to start watching, DON'T WATCH THIS MOVIE!!!!! There are plenty of spoilers there (for people who didn't see all 4 seasons) + this movie was made for fans and people from outside won't be able to understand it, even after re-watching it 10 times

Second. title is so wrong, because Movie didn't show any plan, atleast not plan we wouldn't know already about. Still it explain some stuff and it give us opportunity to look deeper at Cylons. We can clearly see similarity in cylons to humans, and how emotions ruined whole plan that Calvil had. We can better understand why Cylons hated people so much. Of course everybody knew it why after watching whole show but still it's nice to see explanation on screen, even if we know it already. Nice they focused at different characters than in the show, because we can understand their motives better.

Both Calvils were great (technically whole movie was about them), we can see more stuff about Model 4 and Sam Anders. And I finally we can see proper destruction of the Colonies. I always thought it was too short and less dramatic in miniseries, than it should be.

Summary, if you expect revolution or unknown side of whole story, you will be disapointed. It's more like suplement, it serve to see some stuff better and more clearly if you didn't figured out already by watching whole show. Still I like it very much.

8/10
THIS IS MORE THAN TWO LINES.
GET THE FUCK OUT.
[size=5pt]j/k[/size]
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Post by: Duo Solo on November 09, 2009, 10:02:29 pm
GI Joe

My 2nd time watching it, it was pretty good and filled with lots of action and a corny love story. Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow were the stars.
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Post by: walt on November 10, 2009, 05:20:32 pm
DC UNIVERSE - WONDER WOMAN

Voice acting was good - Keri Russell, Alfred Molina. Good script, smart lines, good jokes, very few cheesy lines. CG used for geometric objects, art direction is now the closest to Japanese anime I've seen from a Bruce Timm production. Definitely worth the watch :beam:
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Post by: Foobs on November 10, 2009, 05:26:06 pm
District 9

I really liked it. Fresh plot, documental-like feeling, and massive weapons. I dunno why is it considered a boring movie.
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Post by: Byakko on November 10, 2009, 05:30:20 pm
The outline of the plot is very basic, afterall. What shocked me the most was how it really felt like I was watching "Half-Life : the Movie", it's really like a FPS. The story just has a couple off small twists near the end, but other than that, yeah, if you don't like FPS, BFGs and constant gunning, of course it can look boring.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 10, 2009, 05:56:25 pm
My roommate told me that this director was going to make the halo movie and when that idea fell through, Pete Jackson gave him the cash and said, "do whatever you want" and the director expanded the short movie district 9 was based off of.
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Post by: Saohc on November 10, 2009, 11:57:48 pm
Sum of All Fears
Good casting roles(it had Ben Affleck and Morgan Freeman),good writing, very dramatic
4 stars, I would recommend seeing it along with Downfall(Der Untergang) and Valkyrie.

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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 11, 2009, 12:38:36 am
I thought Valkyrie was ok.
I was starting to fall asleep at some points, and It would've been so much better if it wasn't for Tom Cruise.  Dude can't act worth a shit, or at least not in this movie.
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Post by: Suzumebachi on November 13, 2009, 02:54:11 am
Bleach: Fade to Black

A very interesting and amazing story of two spirits that contact with Rukia Kuchiki, erase her memory and kiddnape her. Ichigo must rescue her, but all in the Soul Society had forgetten him. Can he will accomplish his objective?
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Post by: S.D. on November 13, 2009, 08:41:09 am
I though it was one of the worst Bleach movies.
The first one with Sena was good, the Kusaka movie was average, this one was just bad.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on November 13, 2009, 02:12:31 pm
personally I think they all sucked but whatever.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 13, 2009, 05:27:20 pm
good, someone said it for me.
btw, this part

Can he will accomplish his objective?
killed me inside.
Grammer Nazi salute.
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Post by: Say What Again! on November 23, 2009, 05:41:52 am
Death Proof: It was good but it is not one of Tarantino's best movies. I can see why alot of people disliked it but if you are a Tarantino fan like me, you should be ok. Btw the car chase at the end has a great payoff.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on November 23, 2009, 06:12:21 am
Pirate Radio

Great movie go watch it now.
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Post by: quake7g on November 23, 2009, 06:44:25 am
Funny People

This movie was good, but it was also long. It had its funny moments plus the word fuck was used like in every line. There was also a couple of depressing parts.
Alot of actors was in this movie. Any movie with Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen i will definitly watch. Adam Sandler and Leslie Mann did a good job and Leslie was very cute. She has strong tear ducts.
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Post by: walt on November 23, 2009, 05:18:06 pm
Bruno

hahaha talking dick. Many people left the theater. I LMAO'd
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Post by: MrSteve81 on November 23, 2009, 05:57:27 pm
Dod Sno (Dead Snow)

Scandinavian nazi zombie horror that I found very watchable. Dark humour and a nice bit of gore add together to create an enjoyable use of time.
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Post by: Mog on November 26, 2009, 01:33:57 pm
No Country for Old Men.

I didn't think a film with Tommy Lee Jones could be too bad.  I was wrong.  Any time I have to go online and search for the meaning of the ending of a movie there is a problem.

:bow:
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 26, 2009, 08:50:59 pm
Hercules

I label it under "mediocre disney animated movies"
I had watched a lot of them growing up.
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Post by: DM on December 01, 2009, 07:09:19 pm
Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Amazing. Best zombie movie ever and ever and ever and ever.
Also, lots of gore and blood, YAY!

Hercules

I label it under "mediocre disney animated movies"
I had watched a lot of them growing up.

ahahahah I used Hercules today in my class, talking about greek mithology.
A movie with so many historichal innacuracies, though.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on December 02, 2009, 12:47:49 am
a work of fiction being false? no wai! ;P
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on December 02, 2009, 12:55:18 am
there will be blood

i didn't see any blood ??? to much suspense music for no fucking reason.. i kept on thinking something exciting or crazy was about to happen.. but no.

The movie was good tho. I liked the part where daniel said he was gonna slit that guys throat for telling him how to raise his son, i lold.
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Post by: BrundleFly on December 02, 2009, 08:25:53 pm
Ninja Assassin - Pretty good "brain-Dead" action film.  Looking for a good time and a movie that def does not take it self serious.  Over all I enjoyed it.  :sugoi:
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Post by: Say What Again! on December 04, 2009, 05:51:25 am
A Christmas Carol in IMAX 3D : I have to say it was the best adaptation of the Dickens novel I have ever seen. I highly recommend that everyone go see it. The ghost of Marley and the ghost of christmas future are pretty scary.
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Post by: moolambo on December 04, 2009, 11:00:07 pm
The Warriors
almost anthropological, reminded my of Clockwork Orange (sounds and clothes).
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on December 05, 2009, 06:41:13 am
flintstones in viva rock vegas
the green thing was very lol

kristen johnston so yummy in addition to the deep voice, so hittable :3
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Post by: Foobs on December 05, 2009, 07:34:23 am
A Christmas Carol

This is one of the stories I hated as a child. Every single channel aired 5 different version of the same stuff weeks after christmas. But I actually enjoyed the movie. The 3d effects are neat, you could almost feel the snow landing in your hands. Also, Jim Carrey makes a good job filling half of the characters in the movie.
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Post by: Orochi Gill on December 11, 2009, 10:16:07 pm
Ghost in the Shell
Pretty damn good, since it had a lot of technological stuff and a lot of guns. That's what animes need more of. It was hard to follow what was going on at some points though, and some things going on weren't really all that clear. I will admit though, the ending confused the hell out of me.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on December 12, 2009, 02:44:22 am
actually I think its the end :P
there is also a ghost in the shell 2 though I havn't watched it I thought the first one wasn't that great
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Post by: じゆう on December 12, 2009, 07:36:09 am
Kara No Kyoukai 7

This last chapter could've been better..
"If you haven't seen the other 6 I'd greatly recommend it"
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Post by: moolambo on December 12, 2009, 02:33:33 pm
The Name of the Rose

Culture, cults, fear, faith, sacre and profane in the North of Italy, medio-evo. Didn't read the book even if it has been more suggested than the movie. (Hell don't they know the eye comes first?)
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Post by: </M0GL13> on December 16, 2009, 12:24:12 pm
Ghost in the Shell
Pretty damn good, since it had a lot of technological stuff and a lot of guns. That's what animes need more of. It was hard to follow what was going on at some points though, and some things going on weren't really all that clear. I will admit though, the ending confused the hell out of me.
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i encountered 4 Ghost in the Shell movies.And clearly remember only 3 .
If you indeed liked that amazing artwork than "Stand Alone Complex" (or was it "S.A.C"?) with it's 3D effects and cutscenes will disappoint you.
Puppet Monster is not "evil" - he is just another living form that happens to be in the way of Government.The whole point of this genre - is to question our existence and think outside of the box.
Major Motoko Kusanagi is not a human, yet she is trying to figure out what humanity is and takes us with her into that search for truth.
That movie is truly a masterpiece for me [along with Hayao Miyazaki's works], i would reccomend to watch it more than once [thats what ive been doing lately hehe]
Motoko survived , thanks to Batou who got her another body at the end of the movie.
(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3562/3339062615_52ef0e7c49.jpg)
oh boy where do i start on this one.....
First movie was..meh..I guess its interesting to see new ideas and alternative story to a vampire race.
But hold on...Is "New Moon" even a vampire movie?....did i see anything...interesting there at all ???
Not to be rude but i hate every freaking character in that movie..Well Edward does fit into a role of a vampire....but i think he made a terrible mistake by being in this movie.....
So let me be short aboput the plot...Edward needed some time alone, Bella couldnt wait [ i guess she was in the heat  ;) ], and decided to go out with a werewolf , who through the whole movie demonstrated his ripped body [im serious you gonna see his chest alot],so after fooling around Edward gets all suicidal and that emotionally abuses Bella who is being stupid enough not to just go back but to marry him.
...So...does this sound like a vampire to you...?
NO
[dot]
 P.S. But they did sell a whole bunch of merchandise for teenagers
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on December 16, 2009, 03:26:06 pm
thats more than 2 lines D:
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 16, 2009, 04:15:48 pm
mogli, you son of a bitch.
get out.
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Post by: moolambo on December 17, 2009, 07:21:27 am
you traitor of mankind :no:
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Post by: </M0GL13> on December 17, 2009, 06:22:03 pm
mogli, you son of a bitch.
get out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsnSVOvxrvg (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YsnSVOvxrvg)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 18, 2009, 04:53:16 pm
mogli, you son of a beach.
get out.

fixed.
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Post by: Orochi Gill on December 18, 2009, 06:55:55 pm
Spirited Away
My, this was hard to get into. It's a 2 hour long "coming of age" anime with a little girl cooperating with a divine Shinto bathouse to save her parents who morphed into pigs. It's really bizarre unless you're familiar with Japanese stuff. It was also too happy in my opinion, and was a borderline "chick flick". It lacked a Tanooki though :<
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Post by: Byakko on December 18, 2009, 07:01:26 pm
Quote
It's really bizarre unless you're familiar with Japanese stuff.
? It has pretty much nothing to do with "Japanese stuff".
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 18, 2009, 09:16:16 pm
The Wicker Man (2006)

It's funny how a movie that's been called "The Citizen Kane of Horror Movies" can be remade into something so horrible.
It was full of bees.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on December 21, 2009, 07:05:09 pm
Avatar(3d)

Best movie of the year indeed. The antagonist went so hard in the movie he was hardcore just like the antagonist on district 9(the military guy) On Pandora you cant breath the air so he would hold his breath for long amounts of time, people in the movie theater were praising this guy lol being on fire+ running+not being able to breath=hardcore

Brothers

ugh.. Movie was very predicatboo the only good part was when tobey maguire goes apeshit in the kitchen. Everything else was dumb, glad i snuck in to see that movie and not pay.

later that night....

Spiderman

lol havent seen in this movie in years it fucking rocks the sequels cant compare to the original.
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Post by: Iced on December 21, 2009, 07:07:14 pm
Quote
It's really bizarre unless you're familiar with Japanese stuff.
? It has pretty much nothing to do with "Japanese stuff".

Japanese folklore? all of the fairy world was filled with japanese folklore, unless you are familiar with some of those sights they will look even more alien than they already are.
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Post by: Byakko on December 21, 2009, 07:09:55 pm
The only thing Japanese is the fact that there are gods of everything, and that's not specifically Japanese. And then the various creatures which can be pretty much anything you want, and they weren't particularly Japanese. What else was there ?
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Post by: Iced on December 21, 2009, 07:15:00 pm
The whole bath house ideal is a japanese culture thing, the movie was pouring japanese folklore culture everywhere, the gods were everywhere, they werent european fairies or myths from other civilizations, it was the japanese folklore world the girl sunk into. Its a bit silly to say that there is nothing japanese on a movie about a girl working a bath house serving folklore japanese gods , mountains , rivers and goblins.
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Post by: Byakko on December 21, 2009, 07:31:47 pm
But that's, like, two things ("she works in a bathhouse" and "there are gods everywhere"), that definitely did not prevent anyone from understanding the story and I can't see what's bizarre in it. Also again, the whole thing with gods is not specifically Japanese. And to begin with, the witch thing is definitely not Japanese, and that was quite more important than everything else. Other than that, it's an "Alice in Wonderland" copy-paste (magical creatures with weird abilities everywhere), last I checked that wasn't Japanese.
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Post by: Mog on December 21, 2009, 07:59:52 pm
Avatar

Maybe my expectations were too high.  Eye candy was excellent, the story line is from more than one low budget fantasy novel.  And the Russian subtitles were danged annoying!

:bow:
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Post by: Titiln on December 23, 2009, 09:36:45 pm
hot rod

it was on tv and i started to watch it (i recognized that guy from the jizz in my pants video) and it was pretty funny :)
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Post by: </M0GL13> on December 24, 2009, 08:47:35 am
(http://gnoegnoe.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/ringu.jpg)
yeah haha.....
Movie was okay...Well honestly sayin...it was not scary to me at all.There were some things in movie , which i found unnecessary , but overall its classic so you should give it a try.
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Post by: Mog on December 27, 2009, 12:44:04 am
Horsemen

ehhhh.....

:bow:
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on December 27, 2009, 03:50:38 am
wrong turn 3
I'm grateful for the smoking hot chick in the beginning, the rest was just us having fun telling each other what char they are
also hook in the face scene had us cracked up
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 27, 2009, 05:45:38 am
Autopsy
good god.
I didn't even watch the entire movie.
I could tell what kind of movie it was from the first 30 min.

I know this may be a shock, but the movie I started watching on the SyFy channel is a total SyFy Horror movie; It's not that scary definitely not that good, but it was awesomely bad.  Watch it if you're bored or intending to riff on it.
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Post by: Nero D. on December 27, 2009, 05:47:11 am
Street Fighter: Legend of Chun Li.

This movie sucked Mandigo cock.

I will never watch it again.
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Post by: Cybaster on December 27, 2009, 12:29:34 pm
Avatar

Wonderful CG graphics. The movie is realy well made, and while the story is basic, it's well set up. It's like 30 minutes of introduction, 1 hour of fantasy and wonderful atmosphere, and one hour of war. Nice ecologist touch in this movie, reminded me of Mononoke Hime a little.

A good watch for everybody, it's even better in 3D obviously.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 10, 2010, 05:10:37 am
Youth in revolt

it had its moments but overall it was terrible, kinda like nick and noras infinite playlist *sigh*. When will micheal cera perform another big hit like super bad  =/
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 10, 2010, 06:23:51 am
The 2nd transformers movie ( idunno the exact title)

I barely can see any details on the fights, I don't even see clearly how the robots looked like other than bumblebee. very bad mechanic design trapped into unnecessary details that ruin the basic concept. who cares about bolt and nut or millions of microscopic metal plates, while the general look of the figure is not clear
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Post by: Shunu on January 10, 2010, 06:51:47 am
The Watchmen

seen this a while back but I must say this movie has some of the best cinematography I have ever seen before! every scene was shot beautifully! I was like WOW every time. movie was damn good also! and I think I need it on blue ray. this goes in my top 4 best cinematography list.

1. The Watchmen
2. Sin City
3. 300
4. The Matrix
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Post by: Byakko on January 10, 2010, 12:55:23 pm
The 2nd transformers movie ( idunno the exact title)
Transformers 2...
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 10, 2010, 06:43:17 pm
um, it's totally Transformers 2:  Revenge of the Fallen.  duh.
noob.
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Post by: the_mith on January 11, 2010, 12:37:47 pm
Avatar (3D)

If you get the chance to watch this in 3D then go, but PURELY for the 3D (and don't spend £9.20 for the 3D coz you'll feel ripped off!). The storyline is terrible, it takes about 7 hours until you actually get anywhere in the film. Very cliched and quite pretentious, should have taken a page out of Team America's book and made a montage which they could have easily cut down an hour of the film.

I went over 2 lines reviewing but the movie is just that terrible, I don't wanna spoil the "story" for anyone who does plan to watch it but I'd say only go if you wanna see 3D, there are no other 3D options, and the 3D movie costs less then £5.
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Post by: BrundleFly on January 11, 2010, 02:37:33 pm
I Spit on your Grave -

-the movie had some bad pacing.
-movie was ok even at just shock value it was ok.
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Post by: Iced on January 11, 2010, 06:47:28 pm
I just saw I am legend, what the heck, that ending made no sense.

After seeing the alternate ending ( on youtubes) it made slightly more sense, but after checking the wiki articles on the book im lead to believe that hollywood needs to neuter everything it touches. He was supposed to be a legend alright, what the heck was that shite with the city of survivors?!
The dude is the vampire of vampires!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 11, 2010, 07:46:07 pm
im lead to believe that hollywood needs to neuter everything it touches.
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Post by: FeLo_Llop on January 11, 2010, 08:06:53 pm
Welcome to Zombieland

It's bad, but these lasts days I needed to laugh so loud, and this was the perfect chance to it :/
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Post by: Shunu on January 11, 2010, 08:09:43 pm
I just saw I am legend, what the heck, that ending made no sense.

After seeing the alternate ending ( on youtubes) it made slightly more sense, but after checking the wiki articles on the book im lead to believe that hollywood needs to neuter everything it touches. He was supposed to be a legend alright, what the heck was that shite with the city of survivors?!
The dude is the vampire of vampires!

well that movie was a master piece... if you didnt notice it wasnt ANY ACTORS IN THAT MOVIE! the whole movie was basically one guy and a dog... and half the movie was him talking to himself... but yet the movie was amazing! you gotta give the movie its props
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Post by: BrundleFly on January 11, 2010, 08:31:03 pm
I just saw I am legend, what the heck, that ending made no sense.

After seeing the alternate ending ( on youtubes) it made slightly more sense, but after checking the wiki articles on the book im lead to believe that hollywood needs to neuter everything it touches. He was supposed to be a legend alright, what the heck was that shite with the city of survivors?!
The dude is the vampire of vampires!

well that movie was a master piece... if you didnt notice it wasnt ANY ACTORS IN THAT MOVIE! the whole movie was basically one guy and a dog... and half the movie was him talking to himself... but yet the movie was amazing! you gotta give the movie its props

I like "Omaga man" a lil better...........But I am legend was not bad at all.


"Repo the Genitic Opera"

-enjoyed the music.
-I am def sorry I waited so long to watch it lol
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Post by: Byakko on January 12, 2010, 12:04:42 am
Identity seems to be a movie at least a few years old, dunno when it's from.
A bunch of guys trapped together, one of them is a killer and is killing the others one by one. The twist : they're actually all personnalities of one same guy, and some cops are trying to figure which of his personnalities made him commit murders.
It comes out as a pretty stupid/lame/lousy thriller, but the idea is amusing.
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Post by: S.D. on January 12, 2010, 12:22:19 am
I just saw I am legend
From what I recall reading, the vampires in the novel were intelligent creatures... far from the mummy/zombie-like brute rendition from the movie.
I don't know why the heck they changed the ending, the novel's bitter ending is what actually defines the title of the book (Right before being executed by the vampires, the doctor gives a pretty cool monologue about how he's a relic from the past, a legend...)
Zombieland
It's bad
I politely disagree.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 12, 2010, 06:18:35 am
Daybreakers


lmao youll never guess the cure
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Post by: Nero D. on January 12, 2010, 08:10:17 am
Daybreakers


lmao youll never guess the cure

It's probably saliva or semen or somethin like that right?
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Post by: Duo Solo on January 12, 2010, 06:50:25 pm
Daybreakers


lmao youll never guess the cure
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 12, 2010, 10:18:57 pm
the vampire fad needs to die.

at least Daybreakers looked like it was a step back onto the path.
I say looked cause I haven't seen the movie.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 12, 2010, 10:24:37 pm
ethan hakws character is name edward.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 12, 2010, 10:31:59 pm
coincidence?
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 12, 2010, 10:36:37 pm
could be either way the movie was awesome
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Post by: Metroid Budgie on January 14, 2010, 08:07:37 am
Sherlock Holmes was fucking awesome and better than Avatar.
Kind of over-dramatic, but I like that sort of thing.
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Post by: Sookoll on January 15, 2010, 07:05:39 am
300

I haven't read the comic yet so I don't know how accurate it is, but it was a good action movie because action is almost the only thing it had. Not a bad thing because the fight scenes were nicely choreographed.
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Post by: Mog on January 15, 2010, 04:21:19 pm
My Private Idaho        One of those films you still think about the next day.

:bow:
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Post by: Shunu on January 15, 2010, 09:20:11 pm
300

I haven't read the comic yet so I don't know how accurate it is, but it was a good action movie because action is almost the only thing it had. Not a bad thing because the fight scenes were nicely choreographed.

Zack Snyder is pretty damn great!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 15, 2010, 10:31:27 pm
well, He's not great, but he's far from bad.
I haven't had a bad time at any of his movies, I actually really enjoy them, but I do find it funny that all the movies he's really known for are either re-makes or adaptations.

Dawn of the Dead
300
Watchmen

He's done other stuff, according to IMDb, but nothing I've heard of.
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Post by: walt on January 16, 2010, 01:05:12 am
Paranormal Activity

I had mixed reviews from several people. If you watch it in a movie theater, the experience is vastly enhanced, but it will not have the same effect if you watch it at home. I give it a an 8.5 out of 10 (at home, it's probably a 6 or a 7)
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Post by: Saohc on January 18, 2010, 06:38:01 pm
Last Night:

Die Hard 2

Pretty awesome,I have watched it before and I've always liked the Die Hard series..
The one thing that I find weird is that when you watch it on TV you hear "Yippie Ki Yay, Mr. Falcon" instead of in the movie's "Yippie Ki Yay, Motherf***er"

However it somewhat made sense, since one of the terrorist's codenames was "Falcon"
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Post by: Byakko on January 18, 2010, 06:39:43 pm
Censorship.
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Post by: Seventh on January 18, 2010, 06:59:32 pm
You should hear how they censored Samuel L. Jackson's famous line from Snakes on a Plane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

Anyway, the last movie I watched was that old animated movie Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

Great movie, haven't seen it in over a decade...
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Post by: walt on January 18, 2010, 07:56:28 pm
Law Abiding Citizen

I was rooting for Gerard Butler all along. Too bad he's the bad guy :P
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Post by: Foobs on January 18, 2010, 11:40:53 pm
Sherlock Holmes.

Plain good. Go watch it.
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Post by: Duo Solo on January 19, 2010, 02:17:16 am
G-Force

Your typical Disney movie, my little brother and sister enjoyed it though.
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Post by: Shunu on January 19, 2010, 04:25:50 pm
You should hear how they censored Samuel L. Jackson's famous line from Snakes on a Plane:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4t6zNZ-b0A

Anyway, the last movie I watched was that old animated movie Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland.

Great movie, haven't seen it in over a decade...

that was a horrible edit lol
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Post by: Duo Solo on January 19, 2010, 06:20:01 pm
Terminator: Salvation

Christian Bale was good, there was a surprise guest appearance as well.
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Post by: walt on January 19, 2010, 06:36:07 pm
hahaha not really, that was computer made
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Post by: Duo Solo on January 19, 2010, 06:55:30 pm
hahaha not really, that was computer made
Lol, I knew it! There was no way he would be buff like that at his age.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 20, 2010, 12:42:42 am
Book of eli

omg.. im getting tired of movies about the apocalyptic future.. anyways nice twist at the end WTF material indeed.
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Post by: Byakko on January 22, 2010, 04:40:45 pm
Gamer
Visual direction is way too damn weird, but Michael C. Hall (gotta love him in Dexter) is fucking awesome as a bad guy for the handful of minutes he does something. Watching him break into a dancing choregraphy on "under my skin" while controling the other dancing soldiers and then his attempt at (fake) fighting Kable is hillarious.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on January 24, 2010, 01:43:14 am
smokin' aces 2

movie was ok ending was fuckin awesome.
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Post by: walt on January 25, 2010, 05:26:23 pm
Half Light

Demi Moore stars in a Thriller that might as well could have been called Half ASSED. Not worth your time, even my GF who enjoys this kind of movies fell asleep, and I regret having kept my eyes open.
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Post by: Duo Solo on January 25, 2010, 06:15:07 pm
The Matrix: Reloaded

Fights are still amazing, love the Highway scene, the difference this time was that I was able to tell the CGI from the real stuff.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 25, 2010, 06:24:34 pm
Pokemon the first movie.

:'( sniff*
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 25, 2010, 06:31:38 pm
are those pokemon tears?
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Post by: OZ on January 25, 2010, 07:42:52 pm
Save them, you never know when you may become petrified.


Bird Flu: The Movie

Did you know that the bird flu killed everyone? It's true!
When you attempt to cash in on the panic of today, it's amazing how irrelevant the movie becomes a year later.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 25, 2010, 07:49:13 pm
btw, I found the sequel to that.
It's called Fatal Contact 2:  Electric Boogaloo:  Swine Flu in America.

you know it's really good cause it's got 2 colons in the title.
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Post by: OZ on January 25, 2010, 07:52:13 pm
I remember I got in trouble the last time I had a movie with two colons in the title because my mom caught me watching it.  :P
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 25, 2010, 07:53:36 pm
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn299/egor4030/o.png)
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on January 25, 2010, 08:02:10 pm
The Big Lebowski
 8)

Movie gets better and better each time i watch it. Top three best coenn brother film at least
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Post by: Saohc on January 31, 2010, 10:39:18 pm
Last Night:

Behind Enemy Lines(2001)

Felt like a more human version of Rambo and the movie was pretty good overall..

and strangely I got a Metal Gear Solid feel from the movie..
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 01, 2010, 02:20:05 am
Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure


I can see why people like this movie, but it was way too stupid for me.

Incredibly cheesy, no where near from good, but at least more entertaining than many other movies that I've seen[size=5pt]max payne[/size]
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Post by: GLB on February 07, 2010, 09:58:53 am
Never back down:


Very nice concept, great movie. Awesome fight scenes, but random retarded music from time to time. Kind of like a rip off Fight club in a way. Pretty good actors/actresses.

Worth the watch
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 07, 2010, 03:19:56 pm
It Might Get Loud

Fantastic Movie for any fan of rock and roll
Jimmy Page is awesome
Jack White is awesome
The Edge...didn't really belong amongst this group, but 2/3 ain't bad.


Tank Girl.

My roommate described it as, worse than the Mortal Kombat movie.
that pretty much explains it.
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Post by: Shunu on February 07, 2010, 06:33:51 pm
Dragon Ball: Evolution :omg: :gonk: :woeh: :wall: :knife: :skull:

I mean I knew it would be bad but good god! why did have to be that bad!?
bad acting bad animations bad story the whole movie was just BAD! just HORRIBLE!
but I recommend everyone to watch it! you'll laugh then get pissed off...
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Post by: Nero D. on February 07, 2010, 07:08:27 pm
Legion

It Sucked Cock In The Most Extravagant Way Possible

Fuck That Bullshit.
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Post by: Duo Solo on February 08, 2010, 05:00:12 am
Dragon Ball: Evolution :omg: :gonk: :woeh: :wall: :knife: :skull:

I mean I knew it would be bad but good god! why did have to be that bad!?
bad acting bad animations bad story the whole movie was just BAD! just HORRIBLE!
but I recommend everyone to watch it! you'll laugh then get pissed off...
The part where Piccolo hit the ground was so fake, it was hilarious. My friends and I rewinded that part about 50 times, laughing our asses off.

Surrogates

If the Internet Chatroom were real, this would be the movie.
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Post by: walt on February 08, 2010, 04:22:37 pm
Ninja Assassin

It was bad. Reminded me of MEMOIRS OF A GEISHA + slight gore. Boring, too dark, bad acting, cliches.
I want my money back.
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on February 08, 2010, 04:31:14 pm
crank
somehow the style of the movie reminds me of no more heroes, would be cool if the same director made one of nmh
anyways the asskickins the number one pickins plus chelios goes ballistic
i remember why i like this movie so much ;P
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Post by: Nucka on February 08, 2010, 04:38:17 pm
Surrogates

There wasn't anything particularly bad about it.
They just didn't seem to develop a good atmosphere (for lack of a better word).
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Post by: Loona on February 09, 2010, 07:54:53 pm
The Men Who Stare At Goats

Feels like an odd cross between a Tarantino and Coen brothers movie - the individual scenes and dialogues are often fun and charming, but sometimes the overall plot seems to lack direction or sense, as if the parts of the movie were somehow more important than the whole of it.
Despite that, I certainly recommend this one.
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Post by: OZ on February 09, 2010, 08:06:17 pm
but at least more entertaining than many other movies that I've seen[size=5pt]max payne[/size]

I have had stomach ulcers that were more entertaining than that abomination.
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Post by: BrundleFly on February 09, 2010, 08:33:09 pm
Gran Torino (2008) - pretty good, didnt end how I expected.  Kinda reminds me of my grandfather lol
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Post by: Epic Winnery on February 10, 2010, 06:33:32 pm
Surrogates

There wasn't anything particularly bad about it.
They just didn't seem to develop a good atmosphere (for lack of a better word).
It had potential, but there was extremely stupid parts that ruined the whole movie...

1. Why didn't they have passwords for the Surrogates?

2. How could the crime rate fall so far down? I imagine it would make it worse because of the increase of Gangs and always wanting to get a better surrogate.

3. N/A

Couldnt think of anymore, its been months since I've seen it.

When In Rome
Ok concept but bad plot. Didn't like tha main character.

Street Fighter Alpha
Great animations, meh voice acting, huge dissapointing fights, Evil Ryu did little to nothing.

Grave of the Fireflies
Love it, see it for yourself. It's really touching.

I think thats it.
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Post by: Shaggy on February 12, 2010, 12:57:14 am
ZombieLand:
Most zombie films these days take themselves too seriously, but this one does not (until the end anyway)  Kept a good pace through-out except for a slight slow-down in the middle.  If you like zombies and dark comedy this is a must watch.  :sugoi:
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Post by: OZ on February 12, 2010, 01:05:33 am
-Do you have any regrets?
-Probably Garfield.
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Post by: Nucka on February 12, 2010, 01:10:35 am
-Do you have any regrets?
-Probably Garfield.
Harry Potter. It was the only movie I ever fell asleep in.
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Post by: Shaggy on February 14, 2010, 09:11:03 am
-Do you have any regrets?
-Probably Garfield.
:suttrox:
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Post by: Real Bastard on February 15, 2010, 12:01:48 am
You guys want to take a wild guess which last two movies I watched. Well.

Movie #1:

What are you all looking at.

You all a bunch of assholes. You know why? Because you don't have the guts to be what you want to be.
You need people like me... You need people like me, so you can't point your fucking fingers and say that's the bad guy.

You think you're good. You aren't good. You just know how to hide, how to lie.

Me, I don't have that problem. I always tell the truth, even when I lie...

SO SAY GOOD NIGHT TO THE BAD GUY, COME ON!!! BECAUSE THIS IS THE LAST CHANCE YOU WILL EVER SEE A BAD GUY LIKE THIS, LET ME TELL YOU!

Move out of the way, there's a bad guy coming through.

Movie #2:

Well, Jimmy, I knew you come.

Why did you have to kill her?

Ok boys, take this outside.

^_^ Take a wild guess.

Gran Torino (2008) - pretty good, didnt end how I expected.  Kinda reminds me of my grandfather lol

Best Eastwood movie. Even his Dirty Harry movies. I am sorry, I love old movies. Man, even when Harry would blow some motherfucker's brains out with his 44 magnum.
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Post by: Byakko on February 15, 2010, 09:54:52 pm
Percy Jackson
Glad I didn't pay for this crap. Couple of good ideas on a retelling of Greek mythology (Medusa, the hydra) and impressive effects but not too exagerated worthy of it (last battle), but wrapped with stupid pansies with retarded daddy-son issues that have nothing to do near Greek mythology. Also fridge logic and such everywhere and making things way too obvious and easy in a stupid way.
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Post by: Foobs on February 15, 2010, 10:00:49 pm
The Haunting in Conneticut (Probably spelled it wrong)

Not scary at all. The only interesting part the movie is making the watcher understand the "real" part of the history (Guy going crazy because of the experimental treatment + Stress caused because of the creepy house and family = Guy goes crazy and burns the house)
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Post by: walt on February 15, 2010, 10:03:11 pm
Valentine's Day

Chick flick material + starstruck mindless fun. JUST AS PLANNED but I had fun, I mean, I didn't hate it.
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Post by: Mgbenz on February 15, 2010, 10:11:04 pm
I do admit the film looks interesting by looking at the entire cast.
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Post by: walt on February 15, 2010, 10:29:47 pm
If you have good company to go watch it, do it. Otherwise, wait for the DVD.
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Post by: GLB on February 16, 2010, 12:19:10 am
Percy Jackson
Glad I didn't pay for this crap. Couple of good ideas on a retelling of Greek mythology (Medusa, the hydra) and impressive effects but not too exagerated worthy of it (last battle), but wrapped with stupid pansies with retarded daddy-son issues that have nothing to do near Greek mythology. Also fridge logic and such everywhere and making things way too obvious and easy in a stupid way.


The book was good.
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Post by: Garuda on February 16, 2010, 12:21:32 am
V for Vendetta.

Just re-whatched it tonight. It's so good!
Not as good as the GN, but still a very good movie!
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Post by: GLB on February 16, 2010, 12:24:11 am
Miss March


Friggin hilarious. I laughed a lot, enjoyed it. The ending was meh, imo.

Overall 9.5/10
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on February 16, 2010, 12:28:07 am
I love you man

another hilarious movie by the cast of freaks and geeks aka the most funniest actors out right now. and it was directed by kevin smith  8)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 16, 2010, 05:08:19 am
the most funniest actors
...RAGE...BUILDING....
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Post by: OZ on February 16, 2010, 05:14:40 am
Seriously, your won of the most analist people I no win it comes too grammer.  :P
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 16, 2010, 05:16:34 am
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: walt on February 16, 2010, 08:11:35 pm
analist
hahaha u said anal ... no wait THAT'S SEXIST
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Post by: OZ on February 16, 2010, 08:51:59 pm
I like where this one's going.  :hump:
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 16, 2010, 09:49:07 pm
up your ass?
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Post by: OZ on February 16, 2010, 10:01:33 pm
Close, but not quite.
Now turn around.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 16, 2010, 10:04:12 pm
Fool me once...
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Post by: OZ on February 16, 2010, 10:07:17 pm
Toy Story 2:

It was just okay. Nothing else to say really.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on March 01, 2010, 11:27:12 am
Paranormal Activity.

hmm, I red good review of it everywhere and how unsettling it is, make you affraid of your own house, so I watched it.

kinda slow at first, and I almost turned it off, but then I saw the night cam, and how little but smooth haunting effect shown there, and it's believable... nice movie, the end is abit cliche tho

I want to show this to my brother, he is easily scared by this kind of movie, and also he lives alone.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 01, 2010, 01:16:48 pm
The Ugly Truth

I HATE this movie.
It was incredibly stupid, incredibly predictable.
Gerard Butler was a total asshole with a "heart of gold"
Katherine Heigel was a stupid bitch who deserved all the bad that happened to her.

and as for the "funny" parts to it.  SEX JOKES.  Nothing but fucking sex jokes.  which sex jokes are fine in small quantities but it was the entire fucking movie!  This movie pissed me the hell off!
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Post by: walt on March 02, 2010, 10:54:49 pm
and as for the "funny" parts to it.  SEX JOKES.  Nothing but fucking sex jokes.  which sex jokes are fine in small quantities but it was the entire fucking movie!  This movie pissed me the hell off!
hahaha I knew I couldn't have been the only one who thought that tacky humour sucked.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 03, 2010, 12:35:59 am
of course I was watching it with a couple of friends who are slowly turning into frat boys, so they ate that shit up.
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Post by: SephirothX2004 on March 04, 2010, 03:02:39 am
The last movie i watched was Moon: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1182345/)

Very cool movie maybe a little slow paced for others but i liked it.
Sam Rockwell was cool in it and Kevin Spacey voiced the computer GERTY.
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Post by: Saohc on March 04, 2010, 05:10:50 am
Haven't watched anything lately, but I'm going to see Alice in Wonderland on friday..
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Post by: Epic Winnery on March 04, 2010, 06:32:35 am
Halo Legends

Cool movie, made up of many short films. I only like 50% of it though but what did you expect?

Bleach: Fade to Black, I Call Your Name

Pretty good to be honest. The story is meh but I say they had good delivery. The fight scenes is pretty good as well.

Grave of the Fireflies

Excellent movie. Go watch it Asap.

And this friday, I'am also going to see Alice In Wonderland.
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Post by: DM on March 04, 2010, 07:18:22 am
Saw VI (2009)

Great movie, I believe this is the best movie of the series so far.
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Post by: Shunu on March 04, 2010, 08:37:55 am
Shutter Island

AMAZING
AMAZING
AMAZING
AMAZING
and AMAZING!

thats all I can say about that movie... best movie of the year so far!
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Post by: Duo Solo on March 04, 2010, 02:07:09 pm
Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Cloud is super emo. I liked seeing the rest of the cast and the fight scenes were good. The storyline had me confused.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 04, 2010, 04:01:57 pm
A Final Fantasy story being overly complex?
no.
I don't believe you.
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Post by: Duo Solo on March 04, 2010, 05:46:03 pm
I see you named yourself sarcastic for a reason. BTW, congrats on becoming a mod.
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Post by: walt on March 04, 2010, 05:47:50 pm
It's almost as if you didn't find his joke funny, when it actually is.

:P
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Post by: Duo Solo on March 04, 2010, 05:52:40 pm
i laughed. I laugh at a lot of things on the guild, including that time where everyone thought I liked Tempest. :)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 04, 2010, 10:23:51 pm
I see you named yourself sarcastic for a reason. BTW, congrats on becoming a mod.
I've actually have been a local mod for awhile, but thx
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Post by: Saohc on March 06, 2010, 05:07:12 am
Alice in Wonderland: Awesome.
Well written(well what do you expect from Tim Burton?),good choice in actors,did have some humor..

I loled at the Red Queen's big head
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Post by: Epic Winnery on March 07, 2010, 12:42:32 am
Alice In Wonderland: Okay
I was expecting a lot more from this. I was expecting a deep and complex story with a plot twist, the human element (Alice) is unrealistic. I mean how would you fell when you basically feel a mile down and just landed? Would you A) Get right back up and open doors? Or B) Freak the fuck out?

It was also (Geese Howard) "TOO PREDICTOBOWL!"

I actually almost feel asleep, just the story didn't grab me.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 07, 2010, 05:14:19 am
that's a pretty negative review for being Okay.
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Post by: Hoshi on March 07, 2010, 05:36:17 am
Saw Alice in Wonderland also.

Thought it was great, and I'll end up buying it. For being a sequel to the original I thought it was very well done.  The visuals were wonderful and they gave a lot more likable personalities to the original cast. Danny Elfman's score for the film was rather good as well. The Burton/Depp/Elfman team blew me away once again.  And shit, I'm going to go see it again this next Friday. In IMAX 3D again, naturally.

the human element (Alice) is unrealistic.
lol

I mean how would you fell when you basically feel a mile down and just landed? Would you A) Get right back up and open doors? Or B) Freak the fuck out?
You're forgetting that she'd already been there before. :P  She was reenacting her actions from her "dream".

It was also (Geese Howard) "TOO PREDICTOBOWL!"
You're expecting way too much from a PG-rated Disney movie that followed the original AIW which was fluffed up in the first place.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on March 07, 2010, 06:13:32 am
Sorry, there was some parts that got me excited and the whole time I was thinking what should happened other than this is going to happen.

Johny Depp, the Cat, and the Visual is what saved the film. They did a bad job developing the connections with the character. It looked like they tried but I didn't feel connected. But what really ticks me off the most is when people say "Its good as Avatar!"

BS, I came and watched Alice In Wonderland with as much expectations as I did with Avatar.

Mediocre story
Colorful Visuals
Lack of human element
Too predictable
Good Acting
Uninteresting devlopment

Im starting to think that people focused way to much on the Mad Hatter than everything else which thus made them think its a great movie. Infact, the Mad Hatter is more like Weird Hatter cause there's like hardly if not none... Madness.

I mean hell, I could retell the whole story in 2min where others I would have a hell of a hard time.

I apologize if you take this as a bashing review, I just want to point out the flaws where people wouldn't even think or noticed. Like I said, they paid too much attention to Johnny Depp. And I think I even found a plothole...

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty



Enough of my rant, now I gotta watch a movie that will satisfy me story wise... Hmmm Gran Torino maybe? Or perhaps the new Justice Leauge movie I should check out?

I mean how would you fell when you basically feel a mile down and just landed? Would you A) Get right back up and open doors? Or B) Freak the fuck out?
You're forgetting that she'd already been there before. :P  She was reenacting her actions from her "dream".


I knew someone would use that! And in my defense, I would say... "If she rememberd then why did she have a hard time solving the door room?" Or maybe she has no memory of this place at all? Even though she said she had a dream about it before. Don't use the "I'll pinch and you'll dissapear." cause she would've done that regardless if its wonderland or not.

It was also (Geese Howard) "TOO PREDICTOBOWL!"
You're expecting way too much from a PG-rated Disney movie that followed the original AIW which was fluffed up in the first place.
[/quote]

If they hype it to death along with other people, then Im expecting a great film.

Saw Alice in Wonderland also.

Thought it was great, and I'll end up buying it. For being a sequel to the original I thought it was very well done.  The visuals were wonderful and they gave a lot more likable personalities to the original cast. Danny Elfman's score for the film was rather good as well. The Burton/Depp/Elfman team blew me away once again.  And shit, I'm going to go see it again this next Friday. In IMAX 3D again, naturally.

1.) I liked the original better
2.) IMAX or any 3D theater = high ratings now of days...

Im more of a story driven guy than visuals.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on March 08, 2010, 02:23:55 am
Final Fantasy 7: Advent Children

Cloud is super emo. I liked seeing the rest of the cast and the fight scenes were good. The storyline had me confused.

it is about pretty boys with mother complex, kinda irritating hearing the bad guys saying "ma-ma" "ma-ma" (ok in japan but still) every now and then,

I watched it only for Tifa

I'm watching sweeney todd demon barber at fleet street, nice movie, the blood is too much like ketchup though
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 11, 2010, 07:11:29 am
Alice in Wonderland

I thought it was pretty good, not great but definitely worth the watch if you are at all interested.
I could see the flaw that people keep bringing up, but it didn't bother me as much.

It was sort of like, I didn't mind the film flaws as much because I was really invested in this fantasy world the movie made.  It might've not been the best film, but was incredibly enjoyable.
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Post by: じゆう on March 11, 2010, 08:16:08 am
Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni
(Not really related to the Anime series but awesome none the less)

Percy Jackson
(Was better than I expected)

Shutter Island
(Interesting film)

Where the Wild Things Are
(Horrible movie, I don't recommend it!!)
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Post by: Just No Point on March 11, 2010, 04:54:47 pm
I just watched Alice In Wonderland too =D

But I didn't really care too much for it either. It seemed too "normal". Like they could have slapped almost any fantasy title on the movie. I didn't find the Mad Hatter very mad at all. The visuals were EXCELLENT for sure. But the storyline was way too typical for a crazy place like Wonderland IMO

It was also the 1st film I've seen in the new 3d hype era. I found out I cannot see the 3d since I do not have binocular vision (I suspected as much going in). So I spent more $$$ to see a movie I had to wear glasses to watch like a normal movie so it wouldn't be blurry =(

On a side note... I meant to say this long ago when I 1st watched ZOMBIELAND. But that movie may very well be the best movie ever XD
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Post by: Chronojiuj on March 12, 2010, 01:51:28 pm
Alien. A classic. :)
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 12, 2010, 05:02:01 pm
I just watched Alice In Wonderland too =D

But I didn't really care too much for it either. It seemed too "normal". Like they could have slapped almost any fantasy title on the movie. I didn't find the Mad Hatter very mad at all. The visuals were EXCELLENT for sure. But the storyline was way too typical for a crazy place like Wonderland IMO

It was also the 1st film I've seen in the new 3d hype era. I found out I cannot see the 3d since I do not have binocular vision (I suspected as much going in). So I spent more $$$ to see a movie I had to wear glasses to watch like a normal movie so it wouldn't be blurry =(

On a side note... I meant to say this long ago when I 1st watched ZOMBIELAND. But that movie may very well be the best movie ever XD
double tap sir
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Post by: BrundleFly on March 12, 2010, 05:20:41 pm
Boondock Saints 10th anniversary theater release

-great movie lots of fun my second time seeing it in the theater.
-I still liked it better than the second one.
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 12, 2010, 05:27:13 pm
Boondock Saints 10th anniversary theater release

-great movie lots of fun my second time seeing it in the theater.
-I still liked it better than the second one.
dunno seein norman osbourne get down on that guy..
eww
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Post by: BrundleFly on March 12, 2010, 06:30:39 pm
yeah the first time I seen that I was like  o_O  lol
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Post by: Nucka on March 17, 2010, 01:13:58 am
watched ZOMBIELAND...that movie may very well be the best movie ever XD
Maybe not the best but certainly very good.
While watching it, i contemplated on the idea of how there should be a zombie tv series. I think it would work cause I always feel that these movies aren't long enough and a lot of basic "humanness" could be explored.
The funny thing is, while watching the supplementary DVD material, the writers commented on how Zombieland was originally written as a TV series and the pilot ended when...
Spoiler: for those who saw it (click to see content)


I also laughed my balls off at the inclusion of...
Spoiler: for those who saw it (click to see content)
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Post by: Person Man on March 17, 2010, 01:42:23 am
Shutter Island

A simply excellent suspense thriller in the vein of classic film noir mysteries from the late '50s.  It does a great job of building suspense and intrigue, and makes excellent use of visual effects.
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Post by: walt on March 17, 2010, 02:41:16 am
CURRENTLY WATCHING STREET FIGHTER, THE LEGEND OF CHUN LI.

45 minutes in - WOW she got DBE Goku-like Magical Martial Arts power.
Retarded shit like Reformed Criminal Gen, Real Estate Entrepreneur Bison, and Chris Klein.


What a piece of shit.
/me kills self
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Post by: Just No Point on March 17, 2010, 05:06:54 am
I liked Boxer in that movie :3

With Zombieland the intro alone made it one of my favorite movies right off the bat! Metallica FTW!
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Post by: Nnaajj on March 17, 2010, 07:50:53 pm
Afro Samurai Resurrection.

It was pretty awesome. The story was a bit confusing at the start but it all made sense after.
I thought the ending was a little dissapointing. They could of shown him actually fighting his resurrected dad.
I think I would of preferred some more badass action like in the first Afro Samurai but, I still liked it.

8/10
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Post by: Tony 3rd on March 20, 2010, 05:17:05 am
The Book of Eli

10/out of 10! Fantastic movie that explains the place of religion in our society. Its simple, straight to the point and tells a good story. Awesome. simply Awesome.
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Post by: Shamrock on March 20, 2010, 07:20:17 am
CURRENTLY WATCHING STREET FIGHTER, THE LEGEND OF CHUN LI.

45 minutes in - WOW she got DBE Goku-like Magical Martial Arts power.
Retarded shit like Reformed Criminal Gen, Real Estate Entrepreneur Bison, and Chris Klein.


What a piece of shit.
/me kills self

The funny part, is I was surprised that it wasn't worse.
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 22, 2010, 03:27:48 pm
Shutter Island

A simply excellent suspense thriller in the vein of classic film noir mysteries from the late '50s.  It does a great job of building suspense and intrigue, and makes excellent use of visual effects.
i took my girl to see that
once over she couldn't get it
i thought i had it figured out but it was at the end
"Is it better to live a monster or die a good man?"
Threw me off completely, Anyone care to elaborate?
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Post by: Nucka on March 22, 2010, 03:39:13 pm
Precious

Pretty goddamn depressing, but oddly not so doomy-gloomy feeling as you'd expect.
Acting-wise Mariah Carey was the weakest link but her inability did not ruin any of her scenes.
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Post by: BrundleFly on March 22, 2010, 08:34:02 pm
 Couples Retreat

-meh
-and Meh

I guess I didnt like it, but then again I dont like Vince Vaughn.

Next movie on our list to watch is "Killer Bong" LOL
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Post by: Shunu on March 22, 2010, 10:59:21 pm
Shutter Island

A simply excellent suspense thriller in the vein of classic film noir mysteries from the late '50s.  It does a great job of building suspense and intrigue, and makes excellent use of visual effects.
i took my girl to see that
once over she couldn't get it
i thought i had it figured out but it was at the end
"Is it better to live a monster or die a good man?"
Threw me off completely, Anyone care to elaborate?

he snapped out of it at the end but he still didn't wanna except what he did so he'd rather die as the person he made up.

BUT

was he really a detective? and did they make him think all of that stuff!? and did he not forget who he really was!?
I went crazy when it went off I couldnt figure out if he was a detective or a patient!
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Post by: Orochi Gill on March 23, 2010, 12:54:48 am
Requiem for a Dream
Holy shit, this starts off slow, but the later you get into it the crazier it gets. On one hand you have the mother going on bad trips from prescription drugs, and on the other the group of friends trying to get rich off crack but things end up rapidly degrading. I never got to see the end because the DVD my professor had glitched out and stopped showing at the end. >:(
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 23, 2010, 04:50:49 pm
Shutter Island

A simply excellent suspense thriller in the vein of classic film noir mysteries from the late '50s.  It does a great job of building suspense and intrigue, and makes excellent use of visual effects.
i took my girl to see that
once over she couldn't get it
i thought i had it figured out but it was at the end
"Is it better to live a monster or die a good man?"
Threw me off completely, Anyone care to elaborate?

he snapped out of it at the end but he still didn't wanna except what he did so he'd rather die as the person he made up.

BUT

was he really a detective? and did they make him think all of that stuff!? and did he not forget who he really was!?
I went crazy when it went off I couldnt figure out if he was a detective or a patient!
damn so many cliffhangers
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Post by: walt on March 23, 2010, 05:36:35 pm
I never got to see the end because the DVD my professor had glitched out and stopped showing at the end. >:(
Maybe because of the classic ASS TO ASS
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Post by: Shunu on March 23, 2010, 07:50:08 pm
Shutter Island

A simply excellent suspense thriller in the vein of classic film noir mysteries from the late '50s.  It does a great job of building suspense and intrigue, and makes excellent use of visual effects.
i took my girl to see that
once over she couldn't get it
i thought i had it figured out but it was at the end
"Is it better to live a monster or die a good man?"
Threw me off completely, Anyone care to elaborate?

he snapped out of it at the end but he still didn't wanna except what he did so he'd rather die as the person he made up.

BUT

was he really a detective? and did they make him think all of that stuff!? and did he not forget who he really was!?
I went crazy when it went off I couldnt figure out if he was a detective or a patient!
damn so many cliffhangers

yup brilliant movie!

Day Breakers.

seriously? lol thats the best cure they can come up with?

the cure is
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 24, 2010, 02:26:20 am
it should have been like this:
william dafoe is dying " Man am i parched"
Ethan hawke shows "This will quench your thrist"
Hands Sunny D
Dafoe" What is this sensational feeling, I'm cured"
Fade black followed by power of the sun logo
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Post by: Jape on March 25, 2010, 01:32:51 am
Remember Me
it was a pretty good movie especially when robert pattinson is in the world trade center
on septermber 11 2001 at the end. haha he dies in the world trade center when the plane crashes
wtf o_O
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Post by: walt on March 25, 2010, 03:17:02 am
The Blind Side

Very good, uplifting story, I felt moved by the compassion portrayed there. Regained a little bit of faith in humanity.
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Post by: Shunu on March 27, 2010, 08:42:03 am
it should have been like this:
william dafoe is dying " Man am i parched"
Ethan hawke shows "This will quench your thrist"
Hands Sunny D
Dafoe" What is this sensational feeling, I'm cured"
Fade black followed by power of the sun logo

lmfao nice... I still cant believe thats what the movie is about lol
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 28, 2010, 09:09:37 pm
was gory as fuck though
plus his car was sweet
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Post by: Shunu on March 30, 2010, 06:13:07 pm
The Crazies!

1 word... INTENSE!
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Post by: BrundleFly on March 30, 2010, 09:02:52 pm
Movie #1
Observe and Report

-Def didnt like it thought it as boring and not very funny
-on a Postive note....Good music :)

Movie #2
The Hills Run Red
-Def a messed up movie thought it had a lil pacing issues.
-I def want to watch it again since I was really tired the first time lol

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Post by: PsychoDynamic on March 31, 2010, 12:15:39 am
last house on left

akward rape scene
family kicked ass

Bruno

swingin dick need i say more
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Post by: Noctis on April 01, 2010, 07:33:35 am
How To Train Your Dragon

I can easily say best movie since Pirates of the Caribbean. I loved it. It had some epic moments and very dramatic moments.
Hiccup was pretty heroic. The ending was really good too. I'm definitely going to watch it again within 24 hours.
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Post by: Sookoll on April 02, 2010, 02:41:52 am
One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

Damn good movie. Sad ending.
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Post by: Garuda on April 04, 2010, 01:16:17 am
How To Train Your Dragon

I can easily say best movie since Pirates of the Caribbean. I loved it. It had some epic moments and very dramatic moments.
Hiccup was pretty heroic. The ending was really good too. I'm definitely going to watch it again within 24 hours.

Really nice movie, maybe a little not so original on the story, but very very well done!
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Post by: GT on April 04, 2010, 01:53:53 am
Law Abiding Citizen
This movie will make you half gay for Jamie Foxx (If you weren't all ready). Gerald Butler executes his roll as a broken father/murderer so well, and the plot is fucking A.


(The ending is very SAWish)
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Post by: Person Man on April 04, 2010, 01:58:49 am
Clash of the Titans

A pretty good film, but the 3D they used was almost unnoticeable and didn't really need to be there at all.  The battle scenes were pretty awesome, though.
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Post by: Garuda on April 04, 2010, 11:20:53 am
Is it better than the old one?
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Post by: Person Man on April 04, 2010, 03:24:50 pm
In all honesty I've never seen the old one, so I couldn't tell you. 
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Post by: walt on April 04, 2010, 09:39:01 pm
The old one has cutting edge special effects for the time, lots of stop motion, and it was very much fun. The only thing is that the acting felt stiff, so I expect this one to be better since Sam Worthington isn't as much a prince, as he is a fighter :)
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Post by: Sookoll on April 07, 2010, 11:07:16 pm
Avatar

The movie should've been about Quaritch. Easily one of the best antagonists ever.
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Post by: walt on April 12, 2010, 07:51:47 pm
Memento

YES, I kick myself in the ass for avoiding it all these years. It kicks ass, Christopher Nolan you're my hero.
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Post by: BrundleFly on April 12, 2010, 08:56:09 pm
BitchSlap

-fun movie not ment to be taken serious.  Great dialog :)
-Hot girls, great fights.
-great B-Movie
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Post by: Iced on April 13, 2010, 11:28:26 am
I catched up on movies i was to see.


Requiem for a Dream
The road to El dorado
Secret of Atlantis
Lilo & Stitch
Treasure Planet
Sweeney Todd
Shaun of the dead
Hot fuzz
Superhero Movie
Dr Horrible
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Post by: Garuda on April 13, 2010, 02:21:06 pm
Requiem for a Dream   : very good one.
The road to El dorado  : don't know.
Secret of Atlantis  : so so.
Lilo & Stitch  : very good.
Treasure Planet : mmmmhhhhh....
Sweeney Todd  : didn't like it!
Shaun of the dead   : very good!
Hot fuzz :  nice and funny.
Superhero Movie  : don't know.
Dr Horrible  : don't know.
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Post by: K.O.D on April 13, 2010, 04:14:39 pm
The Hurt Locker

Very good movie, I also liked the semi-realism in the action scenes.
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Post by: Sookoll on April 15, 2010, 12:24:39 am
Event Horizon

Huge letdown. I was expecting something great, but it only had lame ghosts and cheap scares.
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Post by: Jexsam on April 15, 2010, 12:57:00 am
Requiem for a Dream: Dunno

The road to El dorado: If this is the animated one like I think, go for it.

Secret of Atlantis: Dunno

Lilo & Stitch: Sure

Treasure Planet: Eh...

Sweeney Todd:  I've heard mixed things, worth a shot.

Shaun of the dead: Awesome, but not an instant classic (IMO) like...

Hot fuzz: ...this one.  One of the all-time best mixes of action and comedy I've ever seen in the history of ever.  Give it a try, highly recommended.

Superhero Movie: Ehh...

Dr Horrible: Isn't this one of those cult classics? Worth a shot.
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Post by: anthonygamer on April 15, 2010, 06:48:16 pm
Seven Pounds (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Pounds)

I was actually enjoying the movie until Will Smith decided to do the whole dating thing the with dying girl. What he did to himself for her toward the end kinda made me sad.

Seven Pounds is a movie that will leave you sad and depressed by the end. It's good and horrible at the same time. I don't recommend this movie unless you like depressing films. I will never watch it again.
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Post by: Titiln on April 16, 2010, 11:35:11 pm
bruno

funny as fuck- watch out for meatspin
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Post by: walt on April 16, 2010, 11:53:51 pm
Meatspin was the turning point. You either stay and finish your eyefuck, or leave the theater.

After that, only 40% of the viewers remained :P
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Post by: TempesT on April 17, 2010, 12:03:00 am
I watched a couple movies with my SO last night and:

Law Abiding Citizen

I didn't know who to root for at the end of it. The whole movie was like a test of the viewer's moral fiber! I thought it was excellent though.

District 9

I remember seeing previews of it... and the movie was completely different from what I seen in the previews. The mech fight at the end was cool (but gory). I felt cheated by the ending a little bit, but it was a good experience overall too.
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Post by: Nucka on April 17, 2010, 12:20:03 am
Bad Lieutenant (1992) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bad_Lieutenant)

Always heard about it but never saw it.
It was pretty good and as disturbing as expected .
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Post by: walt on April 17, 2010, 09:39:50 pm
Legion

Don't watch it. It's like a zombie movie, with more budget and crappier script.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 18, 2010, 07:06:00 am
Kick-Ass

HOLY CRAP, WHAT AN APPROPRIATELY TITLED MOVIE
Seriously, best movie I've seen since District 9
My buddy who I saw this with went so far as to say the best movie since Dark Knight.
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Post by: Titiln on April 18, 2010, 06:42:16 pm
hot fuzz (2007)
decided to watch it because i already saw shaun of the dead (which owned) and i'm looking forward to scott pilgrim (which will own). was not disappointed at all
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Post by: Mgbenz on April 18, 2010, 06:51:21 pm
I certainly played way too much Ace Attorney since every time I think of Hot Fuzz I think of Edgeworth and Gumshoe. :X
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Post by: K.O.D on April 18, 2010, 07:44:52 pm
I saw Hot Fuzz by accident (late night channel surfing) a year ago, it was pretty cool and more bizzare than usual since I was sleepy, enjoyed it more that way.
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Post by: MellyInChains on April 18, 2010, 07:50:41 pm
The Room.

My life has changed. I also do not want to see Tommy Wiseau in a sex scene ever again
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Post by: Jmorphman on April 18, 2010, 09:49:12 pm
The Room.

My life has changed. I also do not want to see Tommy Wiseau in a sex scene ever again
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc)
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Post by: MellyInChains on April 18, 2010, 10:01:38 pm
The Room.

My life has changed. I also do not want to see Tommy Wiseau in a sex scene ever again
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc)

Keep your stupid references in your pocket
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Post by: Nnaajj on April 18, 2010, 10:25:33 pm
From Paris With Love

Great film was very action packed. I really liked the whole storyline and how 2 guys (forgot the actors... but I know ones from dust till dawn) became good friends throughout the movie. The plot was definitely not predicatble, I wouldn't of guessed the girl was a terrorist. Anyway, this is a must see for anyone who likes a little action.
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Post by: Nero D. on April 18, 2010, 10:31:10 pm
Kick Ass

Pretty good and action packed

Followed the comic book somewhat and that's always welcomed from me.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on April 19, 2010, 04:48:32 am
Assassination Of Jesse James

Loved it. Rent it, no buy it! If you like the American Gangster then you would love this film. Deep, touching, it's great all around. Excellent piece of work.

10/10
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Post by: S.D. on April 19, 2010, 09:08:33 am
Kaiji - Life Reversal Game

They mixed stuff from the first and second part of the manga and some things changed (Endo is a woman, No more drill+earpiece during e-card)
If you're a hardcore fan of the anime & manga and you expect a carbon copy of those you'll most likely be disappointed. In my opinion it was a pretty decent adaptation, the rail scene was pretty good (Even though, again, they skipped some parts)
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Post by: Iced on April 19, 2010, 12:10:10 pm
Blade runner Director's cut.- pretty goddamn cool
Global frequency- Hello you are on global frequency.

 
Requiem for a Dream: Dunno
Full of win, a movie about addiction and the evils that drugs do, it was great on the way it didnt pull punches or go for the "drugs are okay!" vision that many movies do nowadays. Refreshing to see a movie where a guy getting doped wasnt a humourous gag.
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The road to El dorado: If this is the animated one like I think, go for it.
animated, pretty good, the sudden offscreen sex scene had me going "wat"

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Secret of Atlantis: Dunno
ive seen better, still interesting designs
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Lilo & Stitch: Sure
i love that concept artist

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Treasure Planet: Eh...
it was a cool pop remix at least.
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Sweeney Todd:  I've heard mixed things, worth a shot.
Ending was too sudden for me, but it was still rather good.

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Shaun of the dead: Awesome, but not an instant classic (IMO) like...

Hot fuzz: ...this one.  One of the all-time best mixes of action and comedy I've ever seen in the history of ever.  Give it a try, highly recommended.
hot fuzz was amazing
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Superhero Movie: Ehh...
it was bleh, i felt i should see it at least once tho.

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Dr Horrible: Isn't this one of those cult classics? Worth a shot.

everyone should watch it, everyone.
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Post by: じゆう on April 19, 2010, 02:04:57 pm
How to Train Your Dragon.

Not a bad movie. Shows you that humans don't know much about other living creatures.
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Post by: MellyInChains on April 19, 2010, 03:54:33 pm
Kick-Ass as of last night

Fucking amazing, and not to mention some of the most painful looking deaths I've seen in a while
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Post by: walt on April 19, 2010, 04:26:37 pm
Date Night.

I love Tina Fey, and Steve Carrell is OK in my book. Had a lot of fun, specially the chase scene was hilarious ;D
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Post by: Sookoll on April 19, 2010, 04:30:58 pm
Goodfellas

Probably my favourite gangster movie as of now. Nice dramu.
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Post by: Nucka on April 19, 2010, 04:44:58 pm
1941 (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1941_(film))

Great cast but not funny.
No wonder Speilberg never attempted to do adult humor again.
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Post by: Luce on April 21, 2010, 07:39:54 am
death at a funeral

A funny and a must see movie, great actors like tracy morgan, lawrence martin, chris rock, peter dinklage, and james marsden(cyclops). A movie so funny you wont stop laughing, one thing after another, cool movie.
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Post by: walt on April 21, 2010, 07:44:01 am
Hachiko: A Dog's story

The bastards leave the ONE sad scene until the very last of the movie. Then the theater went LIGHTS ON and everybody was crying and shit, it was a low blow. The only thing you'll get from it is an uncontrollable urge to get an Akita dog. Rent it, or skip it altogether.
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Post by: walt on April 23, 2010, 07:33:44 am
Clash of the Titans

Yet another movie starring Sam Worthington AS HIMSELF. If you haven't watched the original 80's version, you *might* like this one. If you have, you'll be outraged with the ass-fucked story and cliche dialogues.
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Post by: Nero D. on April 23, 2010, 07:59:56 am
Hachiko: A Dog's story

The bastards leave the ONE sad scene until the very last of the movie. Then the theater went LIGHTS ON and everybody was crying and shit, it was an low blow. The only thing you'll get from it is an uncontrollable urge to get an Akita dog. Rent it, or skip it altogether.

lol I got an akita a while back just from reading about the story. Sad as fuck.

There's also a monument of the fucker at Shibuya in Japan. I went there. Good times.
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Post by: walt on April 23, 2010, 08:05:41 am
There's also a monument of the fucker at Shibuya in Japan.
THANKS FOR SPOILING THE ENDING.
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Post by: Nero D. on April 23, 2010, 08:09:02 am
Oh...Crap. I didn't know :'(
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 24, 2010, 12:16:46 am
ya, just like when my history teacher spoiled the ending of pearl harbor.
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Post by: Orochi Gill on April 24, 2010, 07:44:07 am
Apocalypse Now
Actually a pretty good war movie, with some pretty memorable lines "CHARLIE DON'T SURF" and things like that, but they could've easily chopped a good 10-15 minutes off the end scenes and it would definitely be better. I thought it went on for too long there.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 24, 2010, 08:42:00 am
Catwoman
FUCKING HILARIOUS
nuff said.
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Post by: TempesT on April 25, 2010, 09:37:09 am
Saturday has become movie day for me :O

Avatar
Really epic. The entire movie had me craving more and more, really fun and enjoyable experience!

Public Enemies
Tried watching it... got about 30-40 minutes in before I stopped and moved on. Really boring and uninteresting.

Princess and the Frog
I LOVE DISNEY MOVIES!!! This one is great. Music, voice acting and characters are all amazing. Jokes are corny (as usual), but they're fun, and you can't help but laugh! I loved it.

Also watched Rush Hour 3 again; I love Tucker x Chan, they're the best.
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Post by: Mog on April 29, 2010, 10:59:34 pm
Apocalypse Now
Actually a pretty good war movie, with some pretty memorable lines "CHARLIE DON'T SURF" and things like that, but they could've easily chopped a good 10-15 minutes off the end scenes and it would definitely be better. I thought it went on for too long there.

Read the book (Heart of Darkness).  It's well worth it.

I'm watching "Marine"  with John Cena.  It's either a very quirky comedy or a cheesy (I'm craving crackers!) action thriller.  Either way, it's got some very amusing moments and some totaly unbelievable exploding cars. 

:bow:
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Post by: Mog on May 01, 2010, 03:11:18 am
9

The plot was pretty lame.  The animation was fantastic.  So many details of machines and interesting things, I'm watching again just for those details.

:bow:
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Post by: Nero D. on May 01, 2010, 03:29:34 am
Brick.

Great plot, awesome "Noir"-ish atmosphere, intelligent dialogue that doesn't sound forced.

Love watching this move, and it's one of my all time favorite indies (which is pretty much all I watch).

Joe Gordon Lovett is one of my favorite actors, great underrated movie.
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Post by: Tony 3rd on May 02, 2010, 04:54:08 am
Iron Man 2

Great Movie. they kept the same formula as the first one, which means its good. Incredibly fun, a real nice development of the first one.It will not blow your had off, but you will definetely leave the theater pumped.

and stay for the after-credits scene.
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Post by: Luce on May 02, 2010, 06:35:01 am
nightmare on elm street

awesome, and scary movie, it will have your theater full and energetic and jumping out.
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Post by: S.D. on May 02, 2010, 09:12:25 am
Ironman 2:
What everyone said. I give it an 8.8.

Watching RIGHT NOW:
Drag me to Hell (BD Unrated)
So far, more hilarious than scary, Thank you Sam Raimi! I forgive Spiderman 3. Stop overusing body fluids though.

Edit:
BAD END :(
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Post by: cheers05 on May 03, 2010, 04:24:28 am
The Fourth Kind (2009)

Heard it was a real story with real footage from coworker, so decided to watch it.  Liked it thinking that it was documented footage.  Then googled it to see if it was real and its a complete fraud.  That being said, it ruined it for me. 

Daybreakers (2009)

Ok movie, seemed that the story was a bit stale though.  Nothing really stands out in this movie. 

Hide and Seek (2005)

Despite what reviews state, I liked this movie (was better than the other two).  Good story with a great twist.
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Post by: Luce on May 03, 2010, 04:34:12 am
how are yall watching ironman 2 when it isnt even out yet in theatres?
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Post by: Nucka on May 03, 2010, 04:36:50 am
For some odd reason it is being released in foreign markets before America gets it.
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on May 03, 2010, 04:21:47 pm
nightmare on elm
after seeing watchmen you grow to appreciate haley more
funny how they twist the plot up a bit

avatar
michelle rodriguez was the only thing going for me in that flick
mmm she tasty
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Post by: walt on May 03, 2010, 04:39:56 pm
ALIENS

Fuck yeah, I wonder if ANY movie featuring xenomorphs will ever be as good as that secuel.
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Post by: Cybaster on May 03, 2010, 06:58:02 pm
Talking about the 2nd movie of the series right ? Pure action movie, and a good one. People tend to forget that James Cameron is not only Titanic (and now Avatar), but he's also Aliens. I still have a preference for the 1st and 4th ones though.

Watched Death Note and Death Note 2.
Not bad adaptations of the manga. L is played quite well. Kira doesn't have enough of that evil smile, but the story is okay. I didn't like that they changed the end though.
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Post by: walt on May 03, 2010, 07:56:20 pm
Yeah, talking about the second one, as the first one is only named ALIEN.

If people forget that James Cameron is also TERMINATOR 1+2 and THE ABYSS I'll kick them in the nuts. I love how he has his trademark actors, like Sigourney Weaver (Aliens, Avatar) and Michael Biehn (Terminator, Aliens, The Abyss).
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Post by: </M0GL13> on May 05, 2010, 11:17:49 am
Romancing The Stone

Well it's a good adventure movie with a little "indiana jhones" taste in it. . . actually alot . Good actors, lots of funny moments and of course romantic scenes. So if you're an 80's kid - you might still find that enjoyable.
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Post by: 地獄の花 on May 05, 2010, 01:04:20 pm
kick ass = disappointing
iron man = it was ok
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on May 05, 2010, 04:13:05 pm
did i mention michelle rodriguez is fine?

saw ninja assassin
was alright
blood flew like the kitchen of the local kfc
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Post by: walt on May 05, 2010, 06:47:54 pm
Black Dynamite

I literally ROFL'd. Amazing how Michael Jay White thought this one up pretty much all by himself (http://ow.ly/1Gniq), and I'm looking forward to watching him in future action films, he's that awesome. *claps
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Post by: Duo Solo on May 05, 2010, 06:57:00 pm
^
True that. My favorite part is where Black Dynamite is delivering a monologue to one of the black panthers and ends it with a STFU.
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Post by: walt on May 05, 2010, 06:58:55 pm
loved the part where he apparently loses his nunchucks but the actually come back like a boomerang.
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Post by: Nero D. on May 05, 2010, 07:45:15 pm
He is sooo fucking underrated though. Always playing bit parts in shit.

His last main role before BD was in Undisputed 2 which came out on Direct to DVD, just like Black Dynamite. That guy needs way more exposure.


EDIT: Not gonna DP, so here's my review.

Slumdog Millionaire.

Great movie that I watch everytime it comes on.

Love the cast, the transition from children to young adults, the acting, everything. The Bollywood-style ending is so badass too.

Great movie overall.
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Post by: Titiln on May 05, 2010, 10:07:49 pm
sherlock holmes
i liked it and look forward to the sequel
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on May 07, 2010, 03:48:40 pm
Romancing The Stone

Well it's a good adventure movie with a little "indiana jhones" taste in it. . . actually alot . Good actors, lots of funny moments and of course romantic scenes. So if you're an 80's kid - you might still find that enjoyable.
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thats actually on of my favourite movies. you should see the sequel, The jewel of the Nile.
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Post by: GLB on May 08, 2010, 04:45:25 am
Death Note: L Save The World

Most recent movie I watched, netflixed it. But yeah, acting was okay the music just like in every other death note movie was stupid. Why do they insist upon using the Red Hot Chili Peppers as the credit music?  Anyways, 6/10 just because I wasn't a fan of the Near actor, he resembled nothing that Near did in the anime :/

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Post by: shin. [OFWGKTA] on May 09, 2010, 03:41:57 am
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OT: Kick-Ass
Like you probably heard before, great humor mired in gratuitous amounts of violence. It felt like a satire to me, which I guess made it even better.
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Post by: 地獄の花 on May 09, 2010, 05:56:58 am
INITIAL D movie it was great the actors was like the characters from the manga.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 11, 2010, 05:20:28 am


OT: Kick-Ass
Like you probably heard before, great humor mired in gratuitous amounts of violence. It felt like a satire to me, which I guess made it even better.

I think it was supposed to be satire in some way, but I'm not sure.
I wouldn't be surprised if it was
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Post by: Nero D. on May 11, 2010, 07:21:32 am
It's 50/50. If you read the comic, you'll know why this movie is rated r. It is even less child-friendly than the film.
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Post by: shin. [OFWGKTA] on May 15, 2010, 05:52:51 am
Iron Man 2
I don't care what anyone else says, I found this movie to be a major disappointment. The action(specially the ending) felt pretty rushed and the story was borderline nonexistent.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on May 18, 2010, 09:10:46 am
Had a bad movie night not to long ago!

The Ring 2-Seriously.  How much creepier can the little bastard in the movie get?  Not nearly as many jump scares as I thought there'd be, which would be a good thing, but seeing as how they decide to put nothing in place of the jump scares, I think I'd prefer the zombie dakota fanning jumping at me.

Fireproof-The atheist in me would've been hell bent on a mission to destroy this movie, but the rational person in me couldn't stop laughing at how stupid this movie got.

The Pit-This movie managed to creep me out actually, not by the trolls that lived in a pit in the woods that'd be people, but by the perverted autistic kid who took pictures of his school teacher, after tricking her into taking off her clothes by posing as a kidnapper.

ya, weird movie.

Marley's Revenge-a locally made B-Movie featuring a friend of a friend of mine who's slowly creeping his way up the awesome scale.  Also the entire movie was dubbed over, going from poorly recorded english to poorly dubbed english.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 19, 2010, 05:44:43 am
I just finished watching Street Fighter The legend of Chunli within 5 minutes, followed by shift+del .... wtf capcom
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 19, 2010, 05:58:05 am
He is sooo fucking underrated though. Always playing bit parts in shit.

His last main role before BD was in Undisputed 2 which came out on Direct to DVD, just like Black Dynamite. That guy needs way more exposure.


EDIT: Not gonna DP, so here's my review.

Slumdog Millionaire.

Great movie that I watch everytime it comes on.

Love the cast, the transition from children to young adults, the acting, everything. The Bollywood-style ending is so badass too.

Great movie overall.

undisputed 2 apart from the story, has a very nice fighting scenes.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 20, 2010, 05:39:32 am
I just saw Ip Man, donnie yen at his best,
most kickass movie I've seen for a while...
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Post by: </M0GL13> on May 21, 2010, 01:16:26 am
I just saw Ip Man, donnie yen at his best,
most kickass movie I've seen for a while...
that
Also ive seen
Nick & Norah bla bla bla
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one of those christian "comedies" that define how teenagers should act all nice and tidy - movie didnt move much from "Juno" if uve seen it.

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Post by: Nero D. on May 21, 2010, 01:24:18 am
TRAINING. FUCKING. DAY.

Watch It.

Now.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 22, 2010, 02:12:16 pm
shutter island,

now I'm confused.. is he being drugged to cover-up the experiments or just a delusional mental patient, and what is happening at the end, is he going to be killed, or going to have a lobotomy?   ???
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Post by: Foobs on May 22, 2010, 03:01:35 pm
He is delusional mental patient and he get's a lobotomy at the end.

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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 22, 2010, 05:59:52 pm
but it has equally strong support from both sides...

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Post by: Foobs on May 22, 2010, 07:28:11 pm
Those are hallucinations. They made them realistic on purpouse, so you wouldn't tell he was crazy in the middle of the movie.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 23, 2010, 03:33:04 am
I watched
The Departed, another by scorsese... though a mere adaptation of HK's Infernal Affair

I must say I like the original hongkong movie better.

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Post by: walt on May 24, 2010, 10:53:13 pm
Nightmare on Elm Street (OLD + NEW)

They both suck, and the old one didn't age well at all, the acting is mothesucking awful.
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Post by: Sookoll on May 24, 2010, 11:07:54 pm
1408

I was hoping it would be scarier. Oh well, I guess only every 100th horror movie can be scary.
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Post by: PsychoDynamic on May 26, 2010, 03:37:45 am
Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind

I really liked jim carreys quiky attitude
the way they interpreted the realms of the mind
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Post by: Mgbenz on May 26, 2010, 08:44:03 pm
Sherlock Holmes

It's elementary my dear Wattson!

Can't wait for the sequel!

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Post by: Foobs on May 26, 2010, 11:28:13 pm
We all did. Seriously, just a broken arm?
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 27, 2010, 03:17:01 am
inglourious basterds, the introduction of the three "italians" is the funniest!!!  ;D
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Post by: Epic Winnery on May 27, 2010, 03:25:29 am
Just watched Iron Man 2, one of the theaters I went to is using a brand new screen, everything is digitalized now, no more projecting. I swear the picture is so much better t

The sounds are like an IMAX.

ANYWAYS.... Iron Man 2 is a fun movie to watch. Im surprised how much they made Tony Stark resemble Howard Hues.
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Post by: Jmorphman on May 27, 2010, 03:27:03 am
inglourious basterds, the introduction of the three "italians" is the funniest!!!  ;D
It's pronounced "eye-talians."
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Post by: Nero D. on May 27, 2010, 07:50:32 am
Double Review, bitches.

1. Training Day

Words cannot descriibe how much I love this movie

I watch it eveytime it comes on and Denzel deserved that Oscar and then some


2. The Hangover

Words cannot describe how fucking funny this movie is

I don't know why I never watched it, I probably thought it was gonna be corny or something.

I was wrong. This is now my favorite comedy.
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Post by: Sookoll on May 30, 2010, 07:11:58 pm
The Pledge

Wasn't expecting such a good movie. Surprise ending.
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Post by: Ax on May 31, 2010, 01:33:16 am
Spider-Man 2

Doc Ock is fantastic and fights very well. Peter Parker's life sucks bad and gets B!&#$ Slapped by Harry....
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Post by: walt on June 03, 2010, 06:50:36 pm
Prince of Persia

I may have been half asleep, and WAAAY too much into my nachos, but I think I liked it.
I know if I start analyzing it bit by bit, I'll end up hating it.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 04, 2010, 02:41:25 am
I like your logic there.
So long as I don't think about it, I'll like it.
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Post by: walt on June 04, 2010, 02:43:45 am
I mean, the only thing I will complain about is NONE OF THE ACTORS LOOKED PERSIAN ENOUGH.
Not that there's a stereotype on how middle easterns should look, but if someone told me one of thos guys was KING RICHARD I would have said "Ah sure, I see it"
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 04, 2010, 05:07:36 pm
I mean, the only thing I will complain about is NONE OF THE ACTORS LOOKED PERSIAN ENOUGH.
Not that there's a stereotype on how middle easterns should look, but if someone told me one of thos guys was KING RICHARD I would have said "Ah sure, I see it"

that's a big complaint that I hear alot of people give.  and just looking form the trailer, the only remotely persian looking person is Ben Kingsley and that's only because they made him looking like Jafar from Aladdin. 
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on June 19, 2010, 08:59:15 am
Just came back from watching toy story 3 in 3d and i gotta say that this movie was incredible.

The story was great, i kinda felt like andy in this movie because i was about his age when the first movie came out. Dont wanna spoil to much(woody is a fucking ninja ftw) i highly recommend this movie to all  :)
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Post by: walt on June 19, 2010, 09:09:10 pm
I heard th 3D wasn't worth it - what's your opinion on it?
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on June 20, 2010, 05:07:16 am
3d didn't really matter much since there wasn't as many 3d effects as there were in movies like final destination and avatar.

Btw all the showings for toy story 3 at the movie theater i went to were in 3d
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Post by: Jmorphman on June 21, 2010, 08:03:52 pm
I noticed Pootie Tang was up on Hulu (http://www.hulu.com/), so I decided to watch it again. I found it every bit as hilarious and bizarre as I remembered. It full of surreal scenes and non sequiturs, like the fact that the entire movie is apparently an extremely long clip of biopic on Pootie Tang called Sine Your Pitty On The Runny Kine. Or this line: "only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill", referring to how Pootie's father was killed. A great movie, you should check it out if you haven't seen it.


Sepatown
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Post by: Epic Winnery on June 22, 2010, 09:58:32 am
Anyone seen Jonah Hex?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 22, 2010, 10:57:15 pm
No, and I have multiple reason why I won't see it.

-The movie is only 72 minutes, which barely makes it a feature length movie.
-It uses the same goddamn font in the title as the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen did
-Every single review I've heard has been massively negative, the best of which said "at least it's a smelly pile of shit, just a odorless one."
-The goddamn gatling guns mount on the goddamn horse.  There's stupid fun and then there's just plain stupid.  A gatling gun mounted horse is goddamned moronic.
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Post by: Iced on June 22, 2010, 11:16:17 pm
Watched Religulous, it sucked , it was mostly "look at this stupid thing!!" without any point to make other than "we are picking our leaders when they believe in those things" and then failed to follow with anything, just a bunch of interviews that would make an european cringe.

Pick of Destiny, it was silly but I enjoyed seeing meatloaf and dio, the scene where the manager convices them that there is satan inside of everyone was hilarious.
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Post by: walt on June 22, 2010, 11:22:01 pm
Watched Religulous, it sucked , it was mostly "look at this stupid thing!!" without any point to make other than "we are picking our leaders when they believe in those things" and then failed to follow with anything, just a bunch of interviews that would make an european cringe.
funny how in your first paragraph the things you mention as a downside are either
1. what you usually do
b) what one would assume is something you'd enjoy, given your thread-starting habits :P
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Post by: Iced on June 23, 2010, 12:10:28 am
im not making a movie of a hour and a half of "lol look at this" . To go around america interviewing the religious nutcases and then instead of explaining why what is going on is dangerous, simply go to the next nutcase and repeat shows that he had no purpose at all , he dodges all the hard bits of it by focusing on that instead of presenting a thesis, thus as a movie it ultimately fails, its more like a long article of varieties.

The most interesting bits are when he is interviewing a vatican priest, and the priest is way more cynic than he is. His "conclusion" by the end of the movie is something you would just say "yes, annnd...?"
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Post by: Jango on June 23, 2010, 03:01:15 am
Karate Kid (the remake)

Ignoring the fact that they're in China and not doing Karate at all, and the fact that the kids are way too young to be driven by the hormones that were in the original, watching Jackie Chan beat up a bunch of schoolkids is always a plus in my book.

Also the Chinese Dirty Harry remix was awesome.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 23, 2010, 03:25:34 am
im not making a movie of a hour and a half of "lol look at this" . To go around america interviewing the religious nutcases and then instead of explaining why what is going on is dangerous, simply go to the next nutcase and repeat shows that he had no purpose at all , he dodges all the hard bits of it by focusing on that instead of presenting a thesis, thus as a movie it ultimately fails, its more like a long article of varieties.

The most interesting bits are when he is interviewing a vatican priest, and the priest is way more cynic than he is. His "conclusion" by the end of the movie is something you would just say "yes, annnd...?"

I'm going to have to partially disagree.  I think what Mahr was attempting to get across was that these nutcases make no sense, and the movie is sort forcing it's audience to ask why they're crazy with the answer being religon.  However, I'll say that makes for a good discussion, not a good movie.

The ending was a huge "fuck you" though.  I'm still trying to figure out why a generally funny movie had to end on such a downer.
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Post by: Shamrock on June 23, 2010, 03:35:08 am
I told you not to watch that shit Iced.

Egor. The thing had no Thesis, he was just showing retarded people, might as well have been a freak show that came through town with an alligator boy

He's done better just talking on his show on HBO, when it comes to anti-religious ideas or thoughts.

Iced, go rent all the episodes of Jon Sanfan Vs. God.

Unlike Bill's crapfest, he explores all regions not just Christianity. Because lets face it, they are all kind weird just like cultures are weird.

He actually tries to experiences the religions as opposed to just bitching about them Like Bill.

And he is actually funny. Even religious people might enjoy him.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on June 23, 2010, 07:31:23 am
The thing had no Thesis, he was just showing retarded people, might as well have been a freak show that came through town with an alligator boy

He's done better just talking on his show on HBO, when it comes to anti-religious ideas or thoughts.

I suppose I should watch the movie again, it has been awhile.
My ultra strong bias towards organized religion probably doesn't help with an unbiased opinion either.
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Post by: Bea on June 24, 2010, 02:16:07 pm
Fist of the North Star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fist_of_the_North_Star_(1995_film))

A silly attempt to adapt Hokuto No Ken as a life action movie.
It falls in the realm of so bad it's good.
Cheesy and silly acting, some good and many bad SFX, toned down violence, butchered plot and a clear 80's B movie feel. What's not to love about it?

Also, Gary Daniels and Costas Mandylor... *siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh* Such muscles, such beautiful bodies... if anything, ogling those two made the movie worth it.
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Post by: Mog on June 24, 2010, 06:21:25 pm
I told you not to watch that shit Iced.

Egor. The thing had no Thesis, he was just showing retarded people, might as well have been a freak show that came through town with an alligator boy

Yeah for such a strong editorial ending, the 90 minute freak show was all wrong.   My two favorite freaks were the vatican astronomer who wanted to baptize ETs before the mormans found them and the jew who invented gadgets to get around sabbath prohibitions.

:bow:
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Post by: Shamrock on June 24, 2010, 06:36:42 pm
Mine was the Pot worshipers hair catching on fire.

"So what makes the different then just getting high?"

"Dude you are on fire!

That and Bill's joke about getting poked while hugging the guy who was cured of his homosexuality.
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Post by: Jango on July 04, 2010, 12:37:34 pm
Preamble before the review: My twelve year old sister wanted to see it, so I was called to be her chaperone for her and her friends since they wanted to go to the 10 PM viewing. Also keep in mind that I only saw the first in the series with Rifftrax, and the second I saw the first 10 minutes of before getting kicked out of the room for laughing at all the serious parts.

Twilight Saga: Eclipse

Under normal circumstances, Jacob is clearly the better of the two boys for Bella to be with, so I guess Stephanie Meyer had to make him be an asshole and mouthrape Bella in this one, and also give him creepy lines that would put most conventional stalkers to shame (yes even more than Edward's). I unfortunately giggled a little in the scene following said mouthrape when Jacob tried to explain the situation to her father, and it came out as "I kissed Bella, and she punched me in the face and broke her hand" (those are the actual lines).

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Post by: Iced on July 04, 2010, 03:07:06 pm
Emperors new groove- it was alright nothing special

Moon- great movie, a guy stationed on a lunar base for energy harvesting is almost up on his three year contract when he has an accident outside on the lunar rover, he wakes up back at the base and he is forbidden to leave while he is on observation. He tricks the computer into letting him leave and finds his own body on the crash inside the lunar rover.


Kickass- it was pretty good, far better than I expected.

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Post by: Hoshi on July 04, 2010, 08:18:37 pm
Toy Story 3
Was quite a bit more "epic", in the adventurous way, than I expected.  It was a great close to the series and hopefully there won't be any horrible spinoffs after this.
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Post by: Mog on July 05, 2010, 03:12:24 am
Daybreakers.   Gore, exploding monsters, lots and lots of blood.  A quirky twist or two.

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Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 05, 2010, 05:19:43 am
the room- :gonk:
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 05, 2010, 05:23:44 am
the room- :gonk:
Did it tear you apart?
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 05, 2010, 05:31:11 am
dam my curiosity, i knew i shouldn't have watched after all those rage reviews
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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 05, 2010, 08:14:31 am
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Breaking Dawn is split into two separate parts. The first part details Bella's marriage and honeymoon with Edward, which they spend on a private island off the coast of Brazil. Two weeks into their honeymoon, Bella realizes that she is pregnant with Edward Cullen's semi-vampire child. and that her condition is progressing at an unnaturally accelerated rate. After contacting Carlisle, who confirms her pregnancy, she and Edward immediately return home to Forks, Washington. Edward, concerned for Bella's life and convinced that the fetus is a monster as it continues to develop with unnatural rapidity, urges her to have an abortion. However, Bella feels a connection with the child and refuses.

The novel's second part is written from the perspective of werewolf Jacob Black, and lasts throughout Bella's pregnancy and childbirth. Jacob's Quileute wolf pack, not knowing what danger the unborn child may pose, plan to destroy it, also killing Bella. Jacob vehemently protests this decision and leaves, forming his own pack with Leah and Seth Clearwater. Bella soon gives birth, but the baby breaks many of her bones and she loses massive amounts of blood. In order to save her life, Edward changes her into a vampire by injecting his venom into her heart. Jacob, who was present for the birth, almost immediately "imprints"—an involuntary response in which a shape-shifter finds his soul mate—on Edward and Bella's newborn daughter, Renesmee.

The third section of Breaking Dawn shifts back to Bella's perspective, finding her changed into a vampire and enjoying her new life and abilities. However, the vampire Irina misidentifies Renesmee as an "immortal child", a child who has been turned into a vampire. Because "immortal children" are uncontrollable, creating them has been outlawed by the Volturi. After Irina presents her allegation to the Volturi, they plan to destroy Renesmee and the Cullens. In an attempt to survive, the Cullens gather other vampire clans from around the world to stand as witnesses and prove to the Volturi that Renesmee is not an immortal child. Upon confronting the gathered Cullen allies and witnesses, the Volturi discover that they have been misinformed and immediately execute Irina for her mistake. However, they remain undecided on whether Renesmee should be viewed as a threat to vampires' secret existence. At that time, Alice and Jasper, who had left prior to the confrontation, return with a Mapuche called Nahuel, a 150-year-old vampire-human crossbreed like Renesmee. He demonstrates that the crossbreeds pose no threat, and the Volturi surrender. Edward, Bella and Renesmee return to their home in peace.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on July 05, 2010, 08:17:55 am
Dude... What the fuck...
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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 05, 2010, 08:50:46 am
That my fine sir, is a summary of Twilight Breaking Dawn.

Are they going to put a scene where Bella is covered in brusies after having sex with a dead body (Edward) who could not possibly have gotten her pregnant. Are they showing when they have to crack open her stomach and the freaky vampire baby comes out? What about when they go to their cabin in the woods and have sex so hard they almost break the cabin down while their family is a couple miles away?

Imagination is good. Creating flawless characters with a bland plot and zero chemistry between the main 'lovers' is bad.

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Twilight, both the books and the movies, come from the mind of the same woman, Miss Stephenie Meyer, who seems to have created a fantasy land in her 'saga' that she, along with most teenage girls and old ladies, wish for their own life to be. Perfect characters. Perfect endings. Perfect, perfect, perfect. And it's bores me to tears.

Bella Swan, as a character, is the epitome for a Mary-Sue (look it up), having NO flaws, NO imperfections, none except that she apparently sees in her own eyes, which just shows that she's just as humble as she is flawless. -barfs- Think about it: she sees herself as this completely imperfect being with a wonderful, beautiful life, while everyone around her finds her to be beautiful and wonderful in contrast. The only 'flaws' Ms. Meyer portrays Bella to have are being 'stubborn' and 'adorably clumsy'. Really? THOSE are flaws?

Then again, (I hate to bring an old arguement into play, but I fear I must), an even more successful series of books and movies is Harry Potter, written by J.K. Rowling. Oh, those books. Such a complex yet understandable storyline, not to mention a wonderfully constructed plot. Disagree if you must, but I can't find a single 'perfect' main character in those books. And I love it. Character flaws - FLAWS, Ms. Meyer. Learn the word. - are what make a story interesting, as well as more believable.

To those of you that say that Stephenie Meyer has created a 'new' batch of vampires, and 'strays away from the old and into the new'? 'Disregards cliches and isn't afraid to be original'? Original? Are you kidding me? This woman has made vampires (if you can still call them such) that have virtually NO imperfections. NO weaknesses. They're incomprehendably beautiful, stronger than the most muscled weight-lifter, faster than any animal, and yet the most graceful thing alive (or dead). I find it utterly ridiculous how perfectly everything turns out for everyone in the book.

Happy endings? Sure, I'm not against that. But I'm also not against a little FEELING while I'm reading. I want to feel the fear when they're cornered by their enemies; I want to tear up when the love of her life leaves, instead of cheering and screaming for Bella to hurry up and kill herself. I want to cheer when everything turns out all right.

Instead, it's all just a bland monotone. Line by line, page by page. It was an absolute STRUGGLE to finish each book. Whining and fawning over perfection, self-pity and the feeling of worthlessness. I didn't feel any of it. It was 'blah blah blah blah blah'. It took me four months to finish Breaking Dawn. Not because of the length - it took me three days to read the last Harry Potter book - but because I didn't WANT to read it. If you write a book, people have to actually have the DESIRE to READ, not just to pretend that they're Bella and everything in their life is perfect. With other books - LONGER books - I read them faster because I couldn't put them down. With Twilight, I couldn't pick them up. Call me tasteless, but I could care less for anything having to do with the franchise.
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Post by: Malikai on July 05, 2010, 09:52:43 am
That my fine sir, is a summary of Twilight Breaking Dawn.


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Anyways, guess what I spent 10 bucks and high hopes on...

The Last Airbender- http://io9.com/5576076/m-night-shyamalan-finally-made-a-comedy
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 05, 2010, 12:30:19 pm
I'm about to watch Twilight saga: New Moon, my sister had put it in my usb stick and asked me to watch it, before we watch the new episode at cinema....  :'( and I can't say no..
Will be back in 1.5 hrs from now to say anything about it.


 o_O do people take off his tshirt to wipe blood from a girl's head...
and werefolks walk around in their boxers all day and night, and turn into fluffy CGI wolfes
and plotholes... if edward can see her in his ghost form from time to time, why suddenly he thought she was died, why not just take another peek.
and why do everyman around bella should be bare chested when hugging her?  >:(
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Post by: Sookoll on July 05, 2010, 01:43:00 pm
The Real Cancun

Oh god. What the fuck.

Flawless

Nice heist movie. Nothing more I can say.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 05, 2010, 02:52:58 pm
twilight leave a bad aftertaste...
now watching iron man 2 Clash of The titans
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Post by: Mog on July 05, 2010, 07:45:16 pm
The Messenger.   Some aspects of the film are to be part of a group discussion this week.    I'm having a difficult time watching it.

 :'(
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Post by: OZ on July 05, 2010, 09:33:54 pm
and why do everyman around bella should be bare chested when hugging her?  >:(

The repressed sexual fantasies of the mormon writer stain every fiber of this series.

Inform your sister that you shall not be attending the movie with her, and tell her to just go with a cardboard cutout of Edward. That's what most of the women attending are going to be doing.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 06, 2010, 03:29:30 am
fuck you

TEAM JACOB!!
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on July 06, 2010, 03:40:51 am
The next fucking person who says team...
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Post by: OZ on July 06, 2010, 03:43:50 am
Fortress 2?
It's a fun game.

Saw some movie with Eddie Murphy as an old man that wasn't the Nutty Professor.
Don't know the title.
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Post by: Nero D. on July 06, 2010, 03:44:14 am
fuck you

TEAM JACOB!!

team edward yo
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 06, 2010, 03:47:40 am
and why do everyman around bella should be bare chested when hugging her?  >:(

The repressed sexual fantasies of the mormon writer stain every fiber of this series.

Inform your sister that you shall not be attending the movie with her, and tell her to just go with a cardboard cutout of Edward. That's what most of the women attending are going to be doing.

I SERIOUSLY AWAITS FOR A MORMON MALE WRITER TO EXPRESS HIS REPRESSED SEXUAL FANTASIES
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 06, 2010, 03:51:29 am
The correct answer is "Team: Get the fuck out of my house" (http://www.geekosystem.com/team-edward-team-jacob-geeks/)


Warren Ellis is so fucking awesome.  :buttrox:
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Post by: OZ on July 06, 2010, 03:52:46 am
To Navets: High-five.

The toplessness would be a plus, but the awkward handjobs followed by 30 minutes of the lead character crying would probably slow the movie down.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 06, 2010, 04:05:40 am
To Navets: High-five.

The toplessness would be a plus, but the awkward handjobs followed by 30 minutes of the lead character crying would probably slow the movie down.

oh but watching the tears forming on the corner of her eyes, in a closeup view, then the camera follows  a drop of her tears running down her cheek, and drips to her breast, and flows down the curve to her nipple, and drips to her belly, and flows down..... I will watch every second of it with a burning emotion in my pants....
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Post by: OZ on July 06, 2010, 04:14:39 am
No, no, no. You misunderstood me.
It's going to be the male lead that's crying.

Being his first time, he's very nervous and confused by a plethora of complex emotions.
Scared by these new sensations, and feeling the guilt of no longer being pure in the eyes of the lord, he finally breaks down.

Believe me, it's a terribly awkward scene.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 06, 2010, 04:16:27 am
... now my emotion is gone...

 >:( use first person perspective/ camera  in that case
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 06, 2010, 04:30:24 am
The correct answer is "Team: Get the fuck out of my house" (http://www.geekosystem.com/team-edward-team-jacob-geeks/)


Warren Ellis is so fucking awesome.  :buttrox:
ya, I saw that, which lead me to the rifftrax of New Moon, which was also fucking hilarious.
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Post by: walt on July 06, 2010, 07:33:36 pm
Eclipse

Better than the past 2, but not good by any decent standards. I LOL'd and facepalmed so many times out of completely serious situations that I'd recommend it as a must watch for all h8ers.
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Post by: OZ on July 06, 2010, 07:37:19 pm
...Did you go with a chick?
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Post by: walt on July 06, 2010, 07:43:08 pm
yes
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Post by: OZ on July 06, 2010, 07:49:59 pm
Carry on then.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 06, 2010, 11:28:36 pm
I'm curious, just because I've never seen an army of vampires rise out of the ocean in a "serious" manner.
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Post by: walt on July 07, 2010, 07:48:14 am
Eclipse ... yes again

Second time was hella funnier than the first one.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 07, 2010, 07:52:34 am
faggot
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Post by: Skrrronk on July 07, 2010, 10:48:01 pm
Grown ups.

Thought it would be mildly funny. It was just that.
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Post by: Iced on July 08, 2010, 04:54:22 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/KHi1zaN0ooc&hl=en_US&fs=1%22/paramparam
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Post by: OZ on July 08, 2010, 05:00:42 pm
I see.

Quick Egor! We must go see this movie!
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 08, 2010, 07:24:12 pm
fuck no.
I'm not feeding this monster.  The more money it makes, the more likely there'd be for a sequel. 
patience Oz, wait for the Red Box.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on July 08, 2010, 07:48:08 pm
It's not like it matters, it bombed like fucking Hiroshima.
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Post by: Skrrronk on July 08, 2010, 08:48:08 pm
http://www.youtube.com/v/KHi1zaN0ooc&hl=en_US&fs=1%22/paramparam

"I should have gone and seen Twilight." Priceless.
The Last Airbender with a twist! The twist being... IT SUCKS.

fuck no.
I'm not feeding this monster.  The more money it makes, the more likely there'd be for a sequel. 
patience Oz, wait for the Red Box.

We don't want a Transformers2 repeat. Are you ready for Trans3 with a hell cat playing Megan Fox?
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on July 08, 2010, 09:23:00 pm
Transformers made money because it had explosions in it, and admittedly some nice fx. Airbender has absolutely nothing to offer at all, and bombed hard.
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Post by: Skrrronk on July 08, 2010, 09:42:48 pm
Transformers made money because it had explosions in it, and admittedly some nice fx. Airbender has absolutely nothing to offer at all, and bombed hard.

Very true. Airbender has very nice FX but no explosions nor an extremely hot "actress."
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 08, 2010, 10:20:59 pm
not to mention you can at least laugh at Transformers 2.
It's that kind of bad where you can't say it's a good movie, but it's hella fun.
but from what I hear of the Avatar movie, it's like a comedy movie that isn't funny.
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Post by: KAMEN RIDER! on July 09, 2010, 09:18:14 am
The Last Airbender
The word "Avatar" wasn't the only thing missing in this movie (many parts of the story from the animated serious were not present or just completely erased) >.>, the bending takes so long in which your just ready to burst out and yell," JUST DO IT ALREADY MY GOD!"

The movie sucks plain and simple, and when I say it sucks, I mean "Lady in the Water" level suck....
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Post by: OZ on July 09, 2010, 09:20:39 am
A movie with such extreme backlash has to be worth seeing. I can't wait.  :D
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Post by: KAMEN RIDER! on July 09, 2010, 09:25:08 am
A movie with such extreme backlash has to be worth seeing. I can't wait.  :D

I wouldn't go anywhere near that movie if i were you, this has got to be the first time in my entire life in which i've seen people (clad in avatar cosplay) come out of the movie dissapointed and booing at the end. I even saw this one chick dressed up as Katara almost near tears. Thats sad... :-X
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Post by: Mog on July 10, 2010, 03:49:26 am
The Big Easy.  One of my favorites I've just rewatched.  Police corruption in N'Awlins and Dennis Quaid does one of the BEST seduction scenes ever.  Plus I like cajun music.

:bow:
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Post by: MellyInChains on July 11, 2010, 03:10:03 am
Predators

Laurence Fishbourne plays the best schizophrenic I've ever seen, and Topher Grace plays the best wuss ever

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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 11, 2010, 06:45:59 am
Predators

I liked it, there were more surprises than I expected. Good actors and alright action scenes. Although I was expecting it to be a lot more gorier but thankfully it isn't. Plus this was my first Predator movie.

7/10
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Post by: Nucka on July 12, 2010, 01:14:41 am
The movie sucks plain and simple, and when I say it sucks, I mean "Lady in the Water" level suck....
I actually liked Lady In The Water, but the Happening....oh my GOD, what a friggin piece of SHIT!!! It was an hour and a half of watching Mark Wahlberg act like a fag.

I knew the Airbender would suck. M. Night Shamalaman is a shitty movie maker.

And if I was an executive at Summit Entertainment (the Eclipse distributor) I would still be in mid-orgasm; the fucking thing has made over $200 million in 2 weeks with a $68 million budget.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 12, 2010, 01:18:10 am
Animal house

havent seem this movie in a while. Fucking hilarious one my top favorite comedy movies ever
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Post by: Alhambra on July 12, 2010, 01:25:57 am
The Last Airbender.

Yes, I knew it would suck, but I at least thought it would be watchable! Nothing, was done at any passable level. Not the acting, pacing, effects, fights, drama, or romance.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 12, 2010, 07:03:07 pm
I heard they cut 30min of filming so they could afford the 3D effects.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 12, 2010, 07:31:06 pm
and it's supposed to be that crap 3D they add in post-production.
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Post by: Alhambra on July 12, 2010, 08:25:26 pm
All I know is I paid 5 dollars for that movie and it was still over priced. No way in hell should anyone shell out an extra 6 dollars for some tacked on effects. [size=4pt](Movie honestly feels like its 3 hours long in the worst way)[/size]
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 13, 2010, 01:51:16 am
Persepolis
Indie movie from the bio-graphic novel of the same name.  Really good movie, and actually funny at times.  Rare to see indie movies that are actually funny.
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Post by: Say What Again! on July 14, 2010, 04:34:06 am
The Last Air Bender; OMFG what a steaming turd! I never watched the cartoon that much, however what few episodes I have seen are much better than this. M Night might wanna think his profession because he just keeps cranking out shit.
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Post by: Mog on July 14, 2010, 04:45:57 am
Julie and Julia.  It made me really hungry.

:bow:
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Post by: Sookoll on July 15, 2010, 05:17:17 am
Batman: Under the Red Hood

I'd say it's the best of the DC Universe Animated Original Movies. Nice action scenes and plot, but I didn't really like DiMaggio's Joker. Black Mask was excellent though, but not as serious as he's supposed to be.
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Post by: Alhambra on July 15, 2010, 05:36:24 am
The Hell! Under the Hood is out? TO THE BATMOBILE!
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Post by: Nucka on July 15, 2010, 05:47:24 am
Book Of Eli
It was ok.
It was a little slow and boring but it got the job done.
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Post by: OZ on July 15, 2010, 05:54:30 am
HET KOBO FO LIE!!!
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Post by: Say What Again! on July 15, 2010, 08:11:22 pm
HET KOBO FO LIE!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OPcod8IS214
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Post by: Nucka on July 16, 2010, 01:35:01 am
I'm fluent in Klingon....
HET KOBO FO LIE!!!
Yes I am being serious.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 17, 2010, 07:05:41 am
Prince of brokebackPersia, with airbrushed abs and all, but it was an OK movie. + there is ben kingsley in it
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Post by: Iced on July 17, 2010, 04:22:09 pm
Persepolis
Indie movie from the bio-graphic novel of the same name.  Really good movie, and actually funny at times.  Rare to see indie movies that are actually funny.
Just finished it, so very nice.

It explores the revolutions of iran , by the eyes of a young girl that sees her country plummet into oppression.
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Post by: hjk on July 17, 2010, 04:53:14 pm
Akira
Overrated. Undeserving of the praise it has garnered.

Princess Mononoke
Wow. I thought it would be another Spirited Away (terribly annoying), but it was actually very entertaining. Full of surprises, big and small.


Persepolis
Indie movie from the bio-graphic novel of the same name.  Really good movie, and actually funny at times.  Rare to see indie movies that are actually funny.
Just finished it, so very nice.
It explores the revolutions of iran , by the eyes of a young girl that sees her country plummet into oppression.
If that's an accurate summary, then this movie shouldn't be regarded as educational (your post seems to suggest something along those lines). I just watched the trailer, and from the looks of it, it looks like it would have shaped up to be a very unfair commentary on Iranian history, full of purposeful historical suppressions that leave the viewers uninformed/misinformed while convincing them that they've 'become' just the opposite.
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Post by: Iced on July 17, 2010, 07:44:54 pm
Its a biography. the life of the author.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PXHeKuBzPY

Biographies leave you knowing how the persons living those things felt.
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Post by: walt on July 17, 2010, 07:56:50 pm
Akira
Overrated. Undeserving of the paise t has garnered.
Praise comes from groundbreaking animation techniques, I don't care if you didn't get it or liked it, it still kicks ass
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Post by: K.O.D on July 17, 2010, 07:57:46 pm
Akira is still great even to this day, I rewatch it every once in a while.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 17, 2010, 08:03:54 pm
I haven't gotten a chance to see Akira, but judging from the end scene where
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It's worth watching for the animation only.
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Post by: hjk on July 17, 2010, 09:39:46 pm
Akira
Overrated. Undeserving of the paise t has garnered.
Praise comes from groundbreaking animation techniques, I don't care if you didn't get it or liked it, it still kicks ass
If animation alone was enough to make something great, then I'd proudly say that I think differently. When a movie's story, writing, character development, etc. are trash, I think that  that should show somewhere in a reviewer's critique.


Its a biography. the life of the author.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PXHeKuBzPY
Biographies leave you knowing how the persons living those things felt.
It seems to be a biography that gives its own subliminal commentary on historic events. As such, it shapes opinions.
 
My criticism was harsh, but a documentary like this, which surrounds such a hot topic, and yet seems takes place after 1953 (a pivotal time in Iranian history) plus the run up to it, deserves said criticism.
I'm interested. Tell me honestly, how did you feel about the Iranian government after watching the film? And, as the trailer suggests, did the film start with the overthrow of the Shah?

Sorry, if I'm leading you into a larger discussion.



Fuck My Keyboard! I'm getting frustrated by all of the letters it misses.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 17, 2010, 10:45:26 pm

Persepolis
Indie movie from the bio-graphic novel of the same name.  Really good movie, and actually funny at times.  Rare to see indie movies that are actually funny.
Just finished it, so very nice.
It explores the revolutions of iran , by the eyes of a young girl that sees her country plummet into oppression.
If that's an accurate summary, then this movie shouldn't be regarded as educational (your post seems to suggest something along those lines). I just watched the trailer, and from the looks of it, it looks like it would have shaped up to be a very unfair commentary on Iranian history, full of purposeful historical suppressions that leave the viewers uninformed/misinformed while convincing them that they've 'become' just the opposite.
like Iced said, it's a biography.  If you're judging from the trailer alone, you aren't getting a very accurate depiction of the movie.  I just watched the trailer, and it focuses on the surroundings of Marjane Satrapi (the author of the graphic novel) while the actual movie touches very little on the political aspects of it.  You know just as much about the situation as Marjane does.  When she's a little girl who doesn't know what exactly is going on, neither does the audience.  You said that it gives a "subliminal commentary" on the political climate, and ,Obviously, you do get a sense of the political climate that she lived in, enough so that you can form an opinion based on feelings as opposed to facts, but it's clearly not the intent of the movie.  It's Satrapi's life, which just so happens to have a backdrop of the Islamic Revolution for a portion of it. 
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Post by: walt on July 18, 2010, 01:42:54 am

I don't care if you didn't get it
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Post by: Nero D. on July 18, 2010, 02:50:47 am
I LOVE BLACK DYNAMITE

IT IS THE BEST MOVIE TO NEVER GET A THEATRICAL FUCKING RELEASE

thank you
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Post by: walt on July 18, 2010, 03:06:36 am
I concurr, like you'd say IT'S SO CASH

Edit: In before Shundhi says it's overrated because his johnson is small
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Post by: walt on July 18, 2010, 03:10:36 am
The Karate Kid (Remake)

Loved everything up to the Tournament sequence. I think the fights were too over the top for kids that age. The kid was ok, Jackie Chan's role in the dramatic role brought me to tears, the photography was really good.
The Karate Kid 2

LOL thanks 80s for making me laugh. Sato jp-manly voice all the time
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Post by: Nero D. on July 18, 2010, 03:38:55 am
I have yet to see that. The ONLY thing that bugs me is the title. They said "Kung Fu Kid" wouldn't catch on because people would nit associate it with the previous movies...ugh


But I will take your word for it :)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 18, 2010, 08:08:17 am
Jackie Chan's role in the dramatic role brought me to tears

I wouldn't tell people that Jackie Chan brought you to tears.
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Post by: walt on July 18, 2010, 08:16:18 am
did you watch the movie? the man is in pain :(
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 18, 2010, 09:39:41 am
and I'm sure he is, but I can't think of another movie where he actually has to act in.
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Post by: Ehat on July 18, 2010, 12:21:47 pm
Blood and Bone

Good ass fights.
Bad Ass protagonist only known by the name of Bone.
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Post by: Mog on July 18, 2010, 02:33:33 pm
Persepolis
Indie movie from the bio-graphic novel of the same name.  Really good movie, and actually funny at times.  Rare to see indie movies that are actually funny.
Just finished it, so very nice.

It explores the revolutions of iran , by the eyes of a young girl that sees her country plummet into oppression.

I just finished that one myself.  Except I got the wrong version...  French with SPANISH subtitles, so had to stop everytime I saw an unfamilar spanish word which was at least every 5 minutes.  I LOVED grandmother at least.  And I may have been more entertained had I not needed to focus so intently on translating.

Also watched Kung Fu Panda.  That one was cute, but not suitable for my niece and nephew yet.

:bow:
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Post by: c001357 on July 18, 2010, 03:57:34 pm
inception
cool movie about dreams.
nolan is crazy good :)
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Post by: Sookoll on July 18, 2010, 05:26:19 pm
Death Wish
Awesome movie, probably right too. Also nice to see a movie where revenge/vigilantism doesn't end in a tragedy.

A Touch of Pink
Pretty gay movie. I think Cary Grant was largely unnecessary to the plot and just tacky.

The Last American Virgin
Bros before hoes man. The ending was pretty surprising.
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Post by: Iced on July 18, 2010, 08:26:59 pm
My criticism was harsh, but a documentary like this, which surrounds such a hot topic, and yet seems takes place after 1953 (a pivotal time in Iranian history) plus the run up to it, deserves said criticism.
I'm interested. Tell me honestly, how did you feel about the Iranian government after watching the film? And, as the trailer suggests, did the film start with the overthrow of the Shah?

Sorry, if I'm leading you into a larger discussion.
Fuck My Keyboard! I'm getting frustrated by all of the letters it misses.
that would lead into a huge argument, if you still want to debate the movie, im game, but make a thread for it and watch it ( maybe).
And yes it started with the Shah.
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Post by: hjk on July 19, 2010, 12:03:14 am
like Iced said, it's a biography.  If you're judging from the trailer alone, you aren't getting a very accurate depiction of the movie.  I just watched the trailer, and it focuses on the surroundings of Marjane Satrapi (the author of the graphic novel) while the actual movie touches very little on the political aspects of it.  You know just as much about the situation as Marjane does.  When she's a little girl who doesn't know what exactly is going on, neither does the audience.  You said that it gives a "subliminal commentary" on the political climate, and ,Obviously, you do get a sense of the political climate that she lived in, enough so that you can form an opinion based on feelings as opposed to facts, but it's clearly not the intent of the movie.  It's Satrapi's life, which just so happens to have a backdrop of the Islamic Revolution for a portion of it.
Thanks. The very reason for why I mentioned that all I had watched was the trailer, was to point out that the impression I might have gotten from it "could have" been inaccurate. I also went out of my way to use the word "seems" before presenting my opinions of the trailer, for that same purpose, but your response seems to ignore that.
 
If animation alone was enough to make something great, then I'd proudly say that I think differently. When a movie's story, writing, character development, etc. are trash, I think that  that should show somewhere in a reviewer's critique.
Edit: In before Shundhi says it's overrated because his johnson is small
I was wondering how you'd react to that.

that would lead into a huge argument, if you still want to debate the movie, im game, but make a thread for it and watch it ( maybe).
And yes it started with the Shah.
I'll watch it as soon as I can.
Thus far, my opinion of the film has come only from the trailer, but I'm also reacting to this:
It explores the revolutions of iran , by the eyes of a young girl that sees her country plummet into oppression.
Knowing you as a very, very knowledgeable guy, I believe that the only thing this sentence suffers from bad structure. Too often do I hear uninformed people (persons) say things to the effect of, 'The Iranian regime became dictatorial and oppressive after they toppled their formerly stable, Western-backed government.' Your sentence seems to echo that. For you to have said, the young girl saw, "her country plummet into oppression" (based on its construction; possibly not your intention) given the time frame I just asked you about, ignores the fact that the Shah was a murderous money hoarder, and the fact that it could easily be argued that before his installation, and before the U.S. coup d'état against Iran's democratically elected Prime Minister, that the country had already achieved its greatest level of stability (or was on the threshold of achieving it). Some might even say that the current regime has produced and run a more stable Iran (for most of the time it had been in power) than the hated Shah ever did.
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Post by: Iced on July 19, 2010, 12:13:33 am
Everything of that was presented on the movie, the older relatives of the girl are political prisioners of the Shah.
Just because they entered oppression doesnt mean that the guys before them were "good".

different kinds of oppression.
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Post by: hjk on July 19, 2010, 01:37:55 am
OIC. HAHA, caught in my own biases.
I concede.
Excuse me. I have to retract that on a few levels.
I don't mean to completely withdraw it, but I reread some of this thread and just remembered and realized where/why my interpretation of your words went awry.
One of my reasons for asking whether or not the movie took place directly after the Shah's fall, was because I wanted  to make sure context in which I meant to post my reply/clarification was appropriate; I wanted to make sure that I was historically clear on how you were using the term "Revolutions." I won't say this definitely, because my question, itself, could have been more direct, but if in fact you are speaking of Iranian "Revolutions" taking place after the Shah's fall, the only one I am aware of is the one that deposed the Shah, which can be considered multiple revolutions in and of itself (if there are more that I am not aware of, please inform me). Exploring it more, the 'Prime Ministerial' deposing that took place before the Shah, is not considered a "Revolution," but a coup (but, again, I am making assumptions; you could well know of more "Revolutions" that I am not aware of).

Anyway, I just wanted to say I gave it a bit more thought. The trailer definitely makes the position of her older relatives clear. I won't say that I didn't jump to some conclusions because I did, but I was a bit confused by your word choice. If you're willing, please clarify what you meant, or inform me of more revolutions, etc.

Just because they entered oppression doesnt mean that the guys before them were "good".
I was actually a bit confused by this as well. "Entering" oppression, suggests that the people were not oppressed before (regardless of types, I'm focused on the wording). I can't speak for you, but given what you just posted, this might be a 'mis-post.'

Edit:
Sorry if this is becoming tedious. I'm really interested in finding out everything I can about the movie before I watch it.
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Post by: Iced on July 19, 2010, 01:42:54 am
You are being very anal about it , but sure i will entertain you. 
Revolutions , as in, there are several coups and revolutions of thought, politics and procedure that change the direction of the country repeatedly in a short time.

Entering oppression: They leave a kind of oppression to enter another, it doesnt mean that there was an oppression to begin with, as they depose the Shah's son, but the one they enter afterwards is in such a magnitude that it changes the life of the child narrating completely. thus she is narrating her country descent into oppression. Does that mean they were living in roses and cheesecake? Not really, but they werent second rate citizens with fifteen year olds waving guns at their faces either.

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Post by: hjk on July 19, 2010, 01:53:57 am
You are being very anal about it , but sure i will entertain you. 
Revolutions , as in, there are several coups and revolutions of thought, politics and procedure that change the direction of the country repeatedly in a short time.
I feel as though I have to be. Anyway, although you couldn't have foreseen someone as anal as me entering the thread, I feel as though that could have been more clear. But, now that I understand what you meant, the movie seems far more broad than it did before. And although it has been hinted at before, I see now that i was wrong to jump toward viewing the film (the trailer) under a historical lens.

Entering oppression: They leave a kind of oppression to enter another, it doesnt mean that there was an oppression to begin with, as they depose the Shah's son, but the one they enter afterwards is in such a magnitude that it changes the life of the child narrating completely. thus she is narrating her country descent into oppression. Does that mean they were living in roses and cheesecake? Not really, but they werent second rate citizens with fifteen year olds waving guns at their faces either.
I can't concede to this, though. But, still if this is what you meant, then I feel as though its a really good clarification.

Thanks Iced.
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Post by: Iced on July 19, 2010, 02:02:23 am
Just remember, Abba is lameass.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_xZJJnE--nE8/S-BFXCjhnLI/AAAAAAAAAzc/Ev6dT2hu_TA/s1600/Persepolis3.jpg)
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Post by: Mog on July 19, 2010, 02:33:00 am
American Psycho.  I was expecting horror, but it was pretty funny in a very dark way.

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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 20, 2010, 07:23:56 am
Has anyone watched Inception? I've been hearing that it's the greatest... Somehow I'am doubtful.
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Post by: TempesT on July 20, 2010, 07:26:05 am
Christopher Nolan. Doubts debunked.
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 20, 2010, 07:27:10 am
Do the characters repeatedly state the themes of the movie over and over again?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 20, 2010, 02:46:57 pm
clearly, obnoxious theme stating is a positive point.
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 21, 2010, 03:01:51 am
Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I have absolutely no idea how many times I've watched this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_%28film%29) It's hilarious, touching, and has fucking amazing music.

Exhibit 1. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kySwhkpY4I)
Exhibit 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnrwmmhkCI)
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Post by: Nucka on July 21, 2010, 03:10:32 am
I will have my review of Salt tomorrow  ;D

Also must add that Inception shit all over the box office with a $62 million opening weekend, coming in at number 1.
The commercials make no sense so this is a surprise to me.

I guess it's off of Nolan's notoriety and DiCaprio's cute little face. OooGah!!!
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Post by: Epic Winnery on July 21, 2010, 05:06:37 am
Avatar did the same thing
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on July 21, 2010, 05:45:31 am
except Avatar did an amazing run as far as money and longevity goes, where as I don't think that Inception will do nearly as well in regards to money making.  Damn, I still need to see it.
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Post by: Mog on July 22, 2010, 03:06:30 am
It's been an orgy. 

Green Zone.  Cliche' war movie.  I like Matt Damon though. 

Kill Bill 1 and 2.  I loved them both and these will be on my watch again and again list.

Bridge on the River Kwai.  Just as great as I remembered.

Persepolis AGAIN, this time with English subtitles.

Monsters vs Aliens.  Cute,  clever and sometimes funny parody on American Military.

The Ice Harvest.  I thought it would be better.

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Post by: Jmorphman on July 22, 2010, 03:08:46 am
Hedwig and the Angry Inch. I have absolutely no idea how many times I've watched this. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_%28film%29) It's hilarious, touching, and has fucking amazing music.

Exhibit 1. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6kySwhkpY4I)
Exhibit 2. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnrwmmhkCI)
Exhitibt 3 (AKA why in the hell did I not post this) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YO9FpWX57E)
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Post by: OZ on July 22, 2010, 03:17:27 am
except Avatar did an amazing run as far as money and longevity goes, where as I don't think that Inception will do nearly as well in regards to money making.  Damn, I still need to see it.

With all of the publicity, I'm not so sure.
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Post by: Mog on July 22, 2010, 05:04:54 am
Our Family Wedding.   CHICK FLICK ALERT!

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Post by: Jmorphman on July 22, 2010, 07:47:15 am
I think I might just post the entire soundtrack one by one until someone else says they saw it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkKZlBayrg) But it's awesome music, so it's for a good cause.
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Post by: Foobs on July 23, 2010, 04:35:34 am
Up

Surprisingly good. I laughed a lot. But half of the time it was because I was with a friend that looks so much like Mr. Frederickson. He also looks a lot like Michael Moore.
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 23, 2010, 04:49:31 am
I think I might just post the entire soundtrack one by one until someone else says they saw it. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkKZlBayrg) But it's awesome music, so it's for a good cause.
Two of these I posted before, but they should be seen in order.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mAkKZlBayrg
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SxQWqGBNJVQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mnrwmmhkCI

Seriously watch the movie.
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Post by: Nero D. on July 23, 2010, 04:54:47 am
Once Were Warriors


Pretty good movie Wow what the fuck I've never saw this great movie, it has such a rich atmosphere and gave New Zealand a little limelight.

Jango Fett was an abusive mofo who beat his baby mama like she was a dude. I...wow
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Post by: Sookoll on July 24, 2010, 01:04:43 am
Death Wish 3
More action than in the first one. Kershey wasn't just an opportunist this time.
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Post by: Elix on July 26, 2010, 10:00:20 am
Mr. Nobody (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0485947/)

A very captivating and clever movie. Filmed in a very intriguing way, it holds a viewer's attention till the very end. It makes you think about such things as destiny, the freedom of will, happiness etc. If you've enjoyed The Butterfly Effect (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0289879/) this movie is a must-see.
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Post by: Jmorphman on July 26, 2010, 10:08:57 am
Yeah, I'm still gonna post these. This is the first song (and scene) in the movie.

Tear Me Down (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eh-DRxfG5ao)
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Post by: Iced on July 26, 2010, 01:10:02 pm
I watched american psycho.


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Post by: Robin (Damian Wayne) on July 28, 2010, 08:49:08 pm
Under the Red Hood.

Good movie. Even better Jonah Hex short. Was better than the actual movie.
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Post by: Nero D. on August 01, 2010, 07:09:36 am
THE Final Destination (durr hurr)


Terrible, corny, underwhelming gore even for the series that left much to be desired. It was so bad that I changed the channel within I think the first 40 minutes that I changed the channel cause it was so bad.

And also the whole 3d death premonition scene thingy doesn't work on a TV that doesn't allow 3d.


Fuck it I'm about to watch 9.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 02, 2010, 05:50:05 am
street fighter the legend of chun li

the only good part of the movie was the reference of the sf1 tournament and ryu, everything else was stupid.
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Post by: Alhambra on August 02, 2010, 05:58:05 am
I'm impressed you were able to sit through the whole thing.
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Post by: Malikai on August 02, 2010, 08:59:20 am
THE Final Destination (durr hurr)


Terrible, corny, underwhelming gore even for the series that left much to be desired. It was so bad that I changed the channel within I think the first 40 minutes that I changed the channel cause it was so bad.

And also the whole 3d death premonition scene thingy doesn't work on a TV that doesn't allow 3d.


Fuck it I'm about to watch 9.

Haha I think we were watching at the same time. Which reminds me...

9
I thought it was ok but it felt lifeless, I think they could have done way more
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 03, 2010, 04:53:01 am
I'm going to watch Splice, will be back with comment  :)

 :( it was Species went bad... nothing new, and Sil was very pleasant to the eyes compared to this thing that looked like a cross over between billy corgan and sinead o connor.

was flat chested as well  >:(
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 06, 2010, 08:34:54 am
I watched species 1-4 marathon,
now... the nudity scenes seem to increase in every sequel proportionally with the decrease of the bugdet, props, and storyline.

I'm going to watch the father of smut scifi later "Life Force"
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Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on August 06, 2010, 11:17:18 am
Tekken (2010)

Short, not good fight scenes, characters totally different as in the game (anna and nina have a threesome with kazuya..wtf)
Bad story, the film is even worse as SF the movie
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Post by: Cyclysm on August 06, 2010, 08:27:54 pm
Splice
Don't know what to say about this one, wasn't good but wasn't awful. If I had to choose between one of the two I would say bad, it was just too fucked up.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 06, 2010, 08:38:56 pm
^ I can tolerance her satyr's leg, and the tail, even the bald head can be easily covered with wig, but those eyes...those EYES are so wrong, like it has been punched by hokuto shin ken.
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Post by: Gheleon on August 06, 2010, 08:43:09 pm
Vacancy
Yeah it was on TV last night so I thought why the hell not.
It was boring, alot of pretictabo stuff:
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Stupid ending/cliffhanger
Uaaagh :gonk:
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Post by: Cyclysm on August 07, 2010, 02:44:28 am
^ I can tolerance her satyr's leg, and the tail, even the bald head can be easily covered with wig, but those eyes...those EYES are so wrong, like it has been punched by hokuto shin ken.

I wouldn't of touched that monster with a ten foot poll, let alone my dick. Your right on the money with the wig but that tail was deadly and the legs grossed me out when she used them to lift his shirt off, and how could he of even made eye contact with that thing when it's EYES were so far apart.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 07, 2010, 05:12:13 am
^ I can tolerance her satyr's leg, and the tail, even the bald head can be easily covered with wig, but those eyes...those EYES are so wrong, like it has been punched by hokuto shin ken.

I wouldn't of touched that monster with a ten foot poll, let alone my dick. Your right on the money with the wig but that tail was deadly and the legs grossed me out when she used them to lift his shirt off, and how could he of even made eye contact with that thing when it's EYES were so far apart.

I'm stilling trying to think of why Adrian Brody thought it was a good Idea to combine a human with a bat, a Scorpion, and a weasel.
and in the bat/scorpion/weasel/human's defense (a Bacorpiselan if you will) she has a somewhat pretty face.

hell, she looks better than Courtney Love
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Post by: Person Man on August 07, 2010, 05:24:09 pm
Yellow Submarine

Now, I've never done drugs before, but I'm pretty sure this has given me a pretty decent idea of what it's like.  Watching this movie was the strangest thing that has ever happened to me.
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Post by: K.O.D on August 08, 2010, 08:33:01 pm
Inception

Had me thinking about it for hours after the movie ended, simply brilliant (although it did get pretty slow at times)

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Post by: GOH on August 08, 2010, 11:10:27 pm
Inception

Sometimes gets a little confusing, but still a masterpiece from the creator of Dark Knight. Kinda like The Matrix + classical style.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 08, 2010, 11:11:40 pm
masterpiece?
if it were a masterpiece it wouldn't get
a little confusing
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Post by: Jmorphman on August 08, 2010, 11:13:47 pm
masterpiece?
if it were a masterpiece it wouldn't get
a little confusing
Masterpieces can't be confusing?

[size=2pt]not talking about inception, but in general[/size]
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Post by: Iced on August 08, 2010, 11:15:11 pm
I watched unthinkable, a terrorist has hidden three nuclear bombs, and its up to a torturer and his handlers to decide how much is enough in the process of extracting the information of their whereabouts as they are set to kill off large populational areas.
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Post by: GOH on August 08, 2010, 11:19:04 pm
masterpiece?
if it were a masterpiece it wouldn't get
a little confusing
Ever heard of Picasso?
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Post by: Iced on August 08, 2010, 11:22:49 pm
masterpiece?
if it were a masterpiece it wouldn't get
a little confusing
[size=2pt]not talking about inception, but in general[/size]
everytime someone pulls off the tiny letters that cant really be read, i click modify and then have to be extra careful not to delete anything! D:

Wait, did you consider watchmen good?
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Post by: Jmorphman on August 08, 2010, 11:23:58 pm
Wait, did you consider watchmen good?
comic: amazing
movie: decent
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Post by: Iced on August 08, 2010, 11:27:51 pm
Didnt you thought the movie was amazing for the medium it was placed in? It was almost an ode to alternate universes. I thought it was pretty good, had some heavy discussions with people that were dismayed that the movie had veidt "winning" and showing that what he did was "good".
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 08, 2010, 11:31:01 pm
masterpiece?
if it were a masterpiece it wouldn't get
a little confusing
Masterpieces can't be confusing?

[size=2pt]not talking about inception, but in general[/size]

touche
I over generalized, but my point was that a masterpiece, to me anyway, is something that has so little of flaws or flaws that aren't so big that they're very easily overlooked or unacknowledged, and that isn't the case to me with Inception.  I also think a masterpiece is something that's relevant for an incredibly long period of time.  I know people will be talking about this for a fairly long while, but I seriously doubt that it'll top The Dark Knight in any way.

Ever heard of Picasso?
Yes. 
Picasso's art (the cubist stuff anyway) makes sense, though.  The point is that the painting is painted from all angles at once.  BUT that's not really easy to get off the bat and refer to the above part of my post as to why this is more of an opinion thing.
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Post by: GOH on August 08, 2010, 11:36:12 pm
I think the movie is still great though. Atleast I find it confusing sometimes, but that may not be the opinion of most people.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 08, 2010, 11:43:22 pm
ya, don't get me wrong, I love the movie and I think it's one of the best so far this year.  It just didn't completely fuck my mind.
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Post by: Jmorphman on August 08, 2010, 11:46:13 pm
Didnt you thought the movie was amazing for the medium it was placed in? It was almost an ode to alternate universes. I thought it was pretty good, had some heavy discussions with people that were dismayed that the movie had veidt "winning" and showing that what he did was "good".
I thought that the opening credits scene was pretty awesome in how it delivered most of the information one needed to understand the world. However, the amped up violence seemed unnecessary, in particular Dan and Laurie's fight in the alley, which seemed way too brutal for those characters. Some of the acting was pretty terrible too (Veidt, Laurie), though Rorschach, Dan, Manhattan, and Blake were awesome.

Also the sex scene in Archie probably should have been trimed, and I would've liked them to have kept Veidt and Manhattan's final conversation (instead of just putting the line "Nothing ever ends" in the scene where Dan and Laurie talk with Sally.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 08, 2010, 11:50:57 pm
also those 99 red fucking balloons.
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Post by: Iced on August 08, 2010, 11:52:36 pm
I thought that the opening credits scene was pretty awesome in how it delivered most of the information one needed to understand the world. However, the amped up violence seemed unnecessary, in particular Dan and Laurie's fight in the alley, which seemed way too brutal for those characters.
If you refer to the book they actually perform everything , including the busted noses and broken arms, the delivery however was more brutal since it wasnt cut off with pieces of other stuff in a silent veiled manner, it had been played down in the book but they had the same exact actions.
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Some of the acting was pretty terrible too (Veidt, Laurie), though Rorschach, Dan, Manhattan, and Blake were awesome.
I cant argue with that. Veidt wasnt terrible per se, but when there is so many perfect castings occuring, he is one of the few that is a little off.
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Also the sex scene in Archie probably should have been trimed, and I would've liked them to have kept Veidt and Manhattan's final conversation (instead of just putting the line "Nothing ever ends" in the scene where Dan and Laurie talk with Sally.
I think they added a bit more on the director cuts, but i cant be sure. im sure they re added most of Walter speeches.
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Post by: OZ on August 09, 2010, 06:48:19 am
It just didn't completely fuck my mind.

Perhaps that's just because you didn't let it.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 09, 2010, 06:51:52 am
no, Ellen Page is in it.
Hell, I was about to see that stupid roller derby movie she was in just because she was attached to it.
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Post by: GOH on August 09, 2010, 03:31:06 pm
I love that actor from the Red Eye movie, what's his name...uh...Cillian Murphy!

Oh and that guy from the Hitman movie, Timothy Olyphant. Those teeth are made of steel man.  :sugoi:
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Post by: Epic Winnery on August 09, 2010, 09:58:58 pm
Just watched "No Holds Barred" starring Hulk Hogan with commentary by these guys
http://www.wrestlingrandomness.com/apps/videos/videos/show/9969668-wr-dub-no-holds-barred-part-1

The movie was so bad it was good, and the commentary is also a win.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 11, 2010, 07:49:56 am
Space chimps

wtf did I just watch
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 12, 2010, 02:25:07 am
that's what the producers said as they threatened the filmmakers with plastic knifes and dirty socks.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 12, 2010, 04:22:35 pm
The story of O

wow
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Post by: Mechy on August 12, 2010, 08:35:20 pm
year one

eh
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 13, 2010, 08:11:54 am
Baby boy

the fuck he punched his girl then ate her out while she was crying :gonk: it must be a black thing
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Post by: Nero D. on August 13, 2010, 08:16:56 am
Yessir all day everyday
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 13, 2010, 08:24:40 am
Haven't you seen Boyz In The Hood?
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Post by: Hoshi on August 13, 2010, 09:10:52 pm
Scott Pilgrim vs The World: The Movie

Considering that I haven't read the graphic novels yet, I can't comment on how accurate it was to the original source. However, if you're a gamer and like cool special effect-y type movies with a solid story with interesting characters then you should see this movie.  I really haven't liked Michael Cera in a lot or roles but it really seemed this was the role he was born to play. Plus, the use of Zelda 3 sound effects was awesome.

tl;dr
Worth seeing if you're a gamer and like special effects. Story's good too.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 13, 2010, 10:15:19 pm
Scott pilgrim vs the world.

The movie was alright I wouldn't say its super epic blah blah. I went with some of my more loserish gamer friends and they thought it was ok. Its definitely entertaining and some video game references which was cool, but like the bbt it got old and sometimes I felt embarrassed watching moments of the film.

Its a must if your a gamer and all.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 14, 2010, 08:35:36 am
Friday the 13th(09)

Would have been more appropriate to have watched acouple hours ago <_< anyways, Jason was super weak in this one I guess its because he gets his super strength later in the movie series. The deaths were ok not to bad could have been more gory. The ending.. Lol who didn't see that coming and wtf were they smoking its fucking Jason he doesn't die lol.
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Post by: walt on August 14, 2010, 08:40:31 am
The Expendables

Don't go in expecting a serious storyline, and you'll have fun.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on August 15, 2010, 05:30:13 am
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World

keep in mind that I haven't read the comics.
I fucking love this movie.  There's just so much going on, and it's overindulgent in the game/comic book nerdism to the point where it's fucking incredible, but not obnoxious.  The fight scenes are awesome, Micheal Cera didn't annoy me (completely).
So far it's my favorite movie of the summer.
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Post by: Robin (Damian Wayne) on August 15, 2010, 05:46:26 am
The Expendables.

It was more pleasant to me, because prior to seeing the movie, I read the mini-series by Chuck Dixon.

God almighty, that movie brought out my inner 7-year old and made me smile and glee at how many bodies can pile up in a movie. This movie doesn't try to be smart, it's about blowing shit up by launching a cannon missile with your two fuckin' hands!

See this movie!
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Post by: Cyclysm on August 15, 2010, 07:30:17 am
Tekken  I started watching the movie with low expectations, so I wasn't disappointed. The art direction is very close to the source material but some minor changes,short fight scenes,and a very poor budget make this movie another forgettable straight to DVD film. Although I won't be forgetting Kelly Overton's ass anytime soon. :hump:
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Post by: BrundleFly on August 16, 2010, 02:46:42 pm
The Expendables.

It was more pleasant to me, because prior to seeing the movie, I read the mini-series by Chuck Dixon.

God almighty, that movie brought out my inner 7-year old and made me smile and glee at how many bodies can pile up in a movie. This movie doesn't try to be smart, it's about blowing shit up by launching a cannon missile with your two fuckin' hands!

See this movie!


you really cant say it any better than this.  :)
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Post by: Renzo F on August 16, 2010, 06:30:41 pm
Cats and Dogs 2 (don't asky why I watched this movie...)
Complete crap. Animal movies were a bit fun when they actually had animals on it. Sure, is easier to generate CG rather than training animals.
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Post by: OZ on August 16, 2010, 06:32:20 pm
Bu...
(don't asky why I watched this movie...)

Nevermind.
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Post by: Cybaster on August 16, 2010, 06:33:09 pm
Gay Niggers from Outer Space.
Just read the title again. Do you really want me to review this ?
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Post by: OZ on August 16, 2010, 06:33:52 pm
You might as well.
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Post by: Matgonor on August 16, 2010, 06:50:35 pm
Tekken

I didn´t expect much becuz the creator of the game didn´t like it but it was a great movie after all!The stance were the same that they were in the game,and it´s a good story to tell!The only thing i didn´t liked is that he goes to the point too fast, that ruins a little the movie.

Overall;7/10
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Post by: Foobs on August 16, 2010, 07:20:58 pm
Gay Niggers from Outer Space.
Just read the title again. Do you really want me to review this ?
Yes.
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Post by: walt on August 16, 2010, 07:45:30 pm
+1

I want to know if I should watch it
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Post by: Cybaster on August 16, 2010, 08:30:15 pm
Okay, let's review the Gay Niggers movie...
First of all, this is the type of movie you should watch only if you like to watch stupid/ridiculous movies such as Turkish Star Wars.
It's about gay niggers from the planet Anus who come to Earth and realize women are "dominating" men, which is inadmissible. Therefore, they decide to eliminate the threat.
The movie is in black and white, bad quality images, the effects are so cheesy they look like they were done in Paint, the dialogues are so bad they become hilarious, and the scenario is so ridiculous it becomes great.
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Post by: OZ on August 16, 2010, 08:39:58 pm
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

How did you find this movie?
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Post by: Mechy on August 16, 2010, 08:58:18 pm
v for vendetta

pretty damn cool
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Post by: Foobs on August 16, 2010, 09:36:59 pm
House mentioned some days ago.

Okay, let's review the Gay Niggers movie...
First of all, this is the type of movie you should watch only if you like to watch stupid/ridiculous movies such as Turkish Star Wars.
It's about gay niggers from the planet Anus who come to Earth and realize women are "dominating" men, which is inadmissible. Therefore, they decide to eliminate the threat.
The movie is in black and white, bad quality images, the effects are so cheesy they look like they were done in Paint, the dialogues are so bad they become hilarious, and the scenario is so ridiculous it becomes great.
I'm going to watch it.
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Post by: Nucka on August 17, 2010, 01:41:47 am
Terminator Salvation:
It was good enough, I guess.
The most spectacular thing was how they made a young Arnold at the end; brilliant special effects for that alone.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on August 17, 2010, 06:36:02 am
Big Lobowski
Funny movie, makes you scratch your head a couple of times trying to figure out what the hell is going on.

The one flew over the Coo coos nest
Fantastic movie, its funny, sad, deep, and inspirational. I HIGHLY recommend for you to watch.

Hit me'
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Post by: Cybaster on August 18, 2010, 11:44:40 am
How did you find this movie?
I heard about it in the "movies everybody should watch", but as a joke.
I googled it with torrent, and bam, I had it 10 minutes later.
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Post by: Ah! Ya! Cos... on August 18, 2010, 12:08:54 pm
How did you find this movie?
I heard about it in the "movies everybody should watch", but as a joke.
I googled it with torrent, and bam, I had it 10 minutes later.
this movie have a solid reputation though ;)
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 22, 2010, 09:36:15 am
Earth vs the spider

.....the short credits at the end lol theres only like 5 people mentioned
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Post by: Sookoll on August 22, 2010, 10:12:00 pm
House of Wax remake

I thought it would be shitty, but I actually liked it. I especially liked how the first hour is just initial scaring without any murdering.
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 23, 2010, 08:57:47 am
The devil wears nada

i hate how ALL softcore porns have these types of names, horrible acting, and since its softcore im still not satisfied.
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Post by: Cybaster on August 23, 2010, 06:36:56 pm
Erin Brokovich
Very good movie about the true story of a lawyer. Julia Roberts plays very well. The movie is a little long to start, but the plot gets better and better.

Pulp Fiction
Have you not seen it yet ? Come on !!! >:( Well, at least, now my GF saw it, so I can die happy. :P

The Man with the Iron Mask
A nice take on the story of this guy nobody knew the real identity. Di Caprio is very good in this movie, where a plays two antagonist characters. And it's always nice ot see the 4 musketeers in action.

Zombie Strippers
So, there are naked big boobed strippers dancing in a club. Then a zombie bites some of them. Then there are naked big boobed zombie strippers dancing in the club. Then they eat the people in the club. Then they fight between themselves and throws balls with their vaginas. Then the survivors (non-zombies) beat the shit out of them. WTF LOL. :wacko:
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 24, 2010, 04:01:57 pm
Salt
Angelina Jolie never looked so good, maybe the hairstyle, but she looks good throughout this movie.

this movie gives me the strangest feeling, if viewed in part, it is a very well done, but as a whole a total giant piece of crap. Normal non alzheimer people will say WTF at the 75% of the playtime till the end of the movie, the plotholes are allover the places, it doesn't give a reference hint when needed, so every surprise would give WTF reaction.

It is like a good tactics over a bad strategy, I hate this movie, because it is so promising.  >:(

The Story of O
that was a softcore classic, the woman named "O" maybe it means object or hole, whatever, but it was a very great movie (at least I personally think so) based on a novel written by a woman.

basically it is about O trained to be a submissive, although it is all her own free will, as she is being asked for her approval of every act, that's why it is good.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 26, 2010, 10:46:24 am
A-TEAM 2010

it's is over the top, the action is so so, and the home brew tools and machinery that usually become their trademark also not as awesome as the tv series,  the joke was obviously made by someone with different taste of humor than me.. it is so over the top and so dry, the only funny moment in the whole movie was the scene when a cia agent wants to put on a pistol suppressor inside a car, that's the only joke int the movie that could bring me into laughter. the only actor that in my opinion make the movie a bit attractive is the bad guy Pike played by  the balding Brian Bloom
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Post by: K.O.D on August 31, 2010, 04:04:53 pm
Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Good movie, although I like the remake much more. The acting felt off, and some of the zombies didn't have the pale blue makeup paint on them which was very noticeable. The beginning of the movie also felt awkard.

The Expendables

Bloody great movie, some of the characters were a tad underdeveloped though and barely backstory to them, but that's excusable for an ensemble cast.
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Post by: Loud Howard on August 31, 2010, 06:03:37 pm
- Jarhead
I like of that movie, the history is really good and show the life of soldier when he's send to the battlefield even if in the end he never killed someone
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Post by: walt on August 31, 2010, 07:18:01 pm
Predators

As a life long Predator fan, this is the best Predator movie since the first one. It was DAMN WELL WORTH THE WAIT. I will watch it more than once in theaters, this deserves big support. Also, Adrien Brody is badass.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 31, 2010, 07:44:16 pm
Predators

As a life long Predator fan, this is the best Predator movie since the first one. It was DAMN WELL WORTH THE WAIT. I will watch it more than once in theaters, this deserves big support. Also, Adrien Brody is badass.

I don't really like it, I can hardly picture Adrien Brody melancholic face as an action hero.
I totally agree with the director about the hero should not look like a body builder, but I hope he casted more square jawed tough hero type like Viggo mortensen or bruce willis. (but maybe I'm biased, affected by his role in splice fucking a bald female hybrid being  :-X that was revolting )

btw that Alice Braga looks like a dark haired younger Jodie Foster, and I'm suprised how old looking Danny Trejo and Laurence Fishburne...
those berserker, falconer, and tracker predators look very cool, I wish it has a sexy female one though.
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Post by: Renzo F on August 31, 2010, 08:57:35 pm
Laurence Fishwhat? In that movie?
Ah, you mean THAT Predator. Yes, yes.
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Post by: Duo Solo on September 01, 2010, 06:40:33 am
Dairy of a Wimpy Kid

Good movie that actually stays true to the first book. It had me and my little brother laughing out loud.
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Post by: GOH on September 01, 2010, 10:55:45 am
The Sorcerer's Apprentice (2010)

I was little worried about watching this one. (*cough* Disney *cough*) But it was decent. The action sequences and CGI are great (Steel Eagle FTW) and the story is good. Alfred Molina and Nicolas Cage do their thing, and Jay Baruchel plays a good role. The cast is great actually. The only thing that pissed me off was the fact that Monica Belluci only shows up for like 5 minutes in the film. Like seriously WTF? Anyway it was decent.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 02, 2010, 05:00:06 am
Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
Awesome and awesome... could've taken a few precautions to prevent drifting off at the end, but it proved the point in only 2 hours.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 02, 2010, 05:04:16 am
could've taken a few precautions to prevent drifting off at the end
what does that even mean?
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 02, 2010, 11:21:20 pm
I could've used a better word, they could have did more to prevent having to change things towards the end.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 02, 2010, 11:35:21 pm
change from what to what though?  Changing from what happened in the book to what happened in the movie?
I can't say if the comic stuff would work in a movie, but generally what works for comic doesn't always work for a movie and vice versa.  Besides, would you really want to see an adaptation that's just straight panel for panel? 
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 12:49:20 am
Is it really THAT hard to understand? All I'm saying is that they could've made the beginning less of a detail whore so they could fit a couple big things into it and not have to rush things at the end.
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Post by: Seventh on September 03, 2010, 04:11:47 am
They only rushed the end (Level 7, part 2, I'm assuming) because it's basically the same exact scene as the one before it with minor changes, so we've already seen it. It's like if a the player dies at the final boss in a video game and attempts to confront him again, he would want to skip all the cutscenes he's already seen and get to point where he messed up as quickly as possible.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 04:40:06 am
Read the books before you try to argue with me.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 03, 2010, 05:38:57 am
I can't say if the comic stuff would work in a movie, but generally what works for comic doesn't always work for a movie and vice versa. 
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Post by: Seventh on September 03, 2010, 05:40:46 am
Read the books before you try to argue with me.
Oh, but I have.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 05:44:13 am
Then why were you only talking about the game?
I can't say if the comic stuff would work in a movie, but generally what works for comic doesn't always work for a movie and vice versa. 
I'm not saying pack all the small details in there, I'm saying to take those out from the beginning so that the story structure is accurate.
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Post by: Seventh on September 03, 2010, 05:46:50 am
^ The movie is video game influenced. I was explaining what possibly influenced the scene. You know how that scene in the movie was called "Level 7"?
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 05:58:38 am
Level 7 is WAY too vague to be referencing the game only, I mean, with that logic I can connect it to Super Mario Brothers.
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Post by: Seventh on September 03, 2010, 06:08:57 am
... What?

Okay, I'll go in depth:
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 06:25:43 am
... What?

Okay, I'll go in depth:
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I know that, I saw the movie, I'm just saying it's too vague to associated it specifically to the game. The game was based off of the novels, the movie was based off of the novels. I highly doubt they were really that related.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 03, 2010, 07:33:48 am
Seventh isn't saying one specific game in general.  He wasn't talking about the Movie-game.  He's talking about games in general.
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 03, 2010, 07:40:47 am
Didn't I just say it wasn't a movie-game? Anyway, I believe he edited his post, so disregard that note. But, there is still some major details in the movie missing including.
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
There's a lot more, but they aren't as large scale.
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Post by: Jmorphman on September 03, 2010, 08:25:50 am
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Lynette WAS in the movie. She just had  a nonspeaking role. I'm not sure if she had that robot arm though. Also, Lisa appears in the animated short that covered Scott's high school flashback which aired on Adult Swim. She was voiced by Mae Whitman (...her?), who also played Roxy in the actual movie.
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Post by: Sookoll on September 03, 2010, 07:55:10 pm
Tae Guk Gi: The Brotherhood of War

Went ahead Oldboy as my favourite Korean movie. It was also the first movie about the Korean War I've ever seen, and had impressive visuals too.
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Post by: Seventh on September 03, 2010, 08:14:38 pm
I know that, I saw the movie, I'm just saying it's too vague to associated it specifically to the game. The game was based off of the novels, the movie was based off of the novels. I highly doubt they were really that related.
Now wait wait wait wait wait, hold up. Why do you keep bringing up the game? You complained that they rushed the end of the movie, and I'm explaining why it seemed that way with basic gamer psychology.
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Post by: walt on September 03, 2010, 11:12:46 pm
hahahaha trying to reason with home32
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Post by: Jango on September 04, 2010, 08:34:52 am
Machete

I don't need to describe it. Just watch this movie, NOW.

Spoiler: GET READY FOR SOME MOVIE SPOILERS (click to see content)
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Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on September 04, 2010, 12:08:22 pm
I know that, I saw the movie, I'm just saying it's too vague to associated it specifically to the game. The game was based off of the novels, the movie was based off of the novels. I highly doubt they were really that related.
Now wait wait wait wait wait, hold up. Why do you keep bringing up the game? You complained that they rushed the end of the movie, and I'm explaining why it seemed that way with basic gamer psychology.
Because I thought you were referring to the game.
hahahaha trying to reason with home32
YER SUCH A FUNNY GUY WALT
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Post by: Mechy on September 04, 2010, 05:44:21 pm
Shaft(remake)

pretty cool. altough the bad guys are not threatening at all
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 05, 2010, 08:56:50 am
The Haunted World of El Superbeasto

Rarely do I completely walk away from movies i make an effort to watch, but I had to say "no" to El Superbeasto after the 2 minute long scene of Dr. Satan jerking off in bed.  This movie's stupid, campy, and blatant about it in all the wrong ways.  Every goddamn joke falls flat on it's face, and the one good joke (that being El Superbeasto walking into a bar filled with a bunch of 80's horror movie classics) is completely ruined by breaking the fourth wall.  Fuck this movie's writing and it's inclusion of Paul Giamatti, who is the man. 

also it's full of cartoon tits flopping about.  I have no problem with a movie that's full of tits for the sake of tits, but if you are going to make that movie, make it just that.  Don't throw in your stupid jokes and fraternity sex humor. 

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Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on September 06, 2010, 10:20:48 am
The Foot Fist Way

A film about an American Tae Kown Do instructor's downward spiral after finding out about his wife's infidelity. The film star's Eastbound & Down's Danny McBride as Mr. Simmons, an egotistical martial artist. The film was funded by Adam McKay and Will Ferrell, which was released in 2008, but shot in 2006. The film is directed by Jody Hill, whose follow up film (and in my opinion, spiritual sequel) Observe and Report used the same type of middle-armerican realism which depresses the viewer to such an extent. The film is filled with funny one-liners that grow on you as the film progresses. I recommend this film for those who know of this "middle american realism" in such films as the before-mentioned Observe and Report, Napoleon Dynamite, and Youth in Revolt.
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Post by: profylebryon on September 15, 2010, 05:35:17 am
Superman & Batman Apocalypse
i didn't expect it to be this good but it surprised me. supergirl got some skills lol. sometimes i ask myself tho why the hell is batman a super hero lmao he gets his ass whooped so much but he is still my fav.
this is 9.0 out of 10
if you want to see it link here: http://stagevu.com/video/iivbcmwmxyzg
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on September 15, 2010, 06:36:57 am
Jennifers body

....why Megan fox why 
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on September 15, 2010, 06:50:12 am
Paul Giamatti
I like that guy as much as I like Gary Oldman

Just watched TEKKEN and KOF in that respective order yesterday, the biggest mistake of my life.
I wish I watched KOF first at least TEKKEN would feel slightly better

btw
my friend keep telling me that guy who played jin is the same guy who played ryu in that new wip Street fighter movie, is that true?
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on September 26, 2010, 03:05:03 am
A perfect getaway

Nicccceeeeeeee twist
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Post by: aznperson569M on September 26, 2010, 05:46:33 am
Wall-E. Despite being a G-Rated movie, it was awesome. And seeing humans turned into fat blobs in the future was funny  ;D
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Post by: GOH on September 26, 2010, 01:49:56 pm
The Karate Kid (2010)

Will Smith's son does an awesome job, and there's a scene in which Jackie Chan plays a more dramatic side, which IMO was really good. The rest of the cast is poor. It doesn't have the beauty of the original and they copy too many things from the original, instead of giving it a little different twist. I mean the dude doesn't even learn karate, it's kung fu! Lol. Anyway, it has some cool spots. But that's it.
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Post by: Alhambra on September 26, 2010, 02:04:12 pm
Karate Kid (2010)

Have to agree with G.Ø.H. I just saw it yesterday. The big "finish" was definitely done better than the original and Chan did an amazing job but everyone else, especially the protagonist's mother, was awful. Good movie though. Definitely worth seeing.
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Post by: Tiny-kun on September 27, 2010, 10:56:36 pm
For a Few Dollars More
Definitely, my favorite spaghetti western movie of all times, also I enjoyed a lot to see the badasses Lee van Cleef and a young Clint Eastwood...
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on September 27, 2010, 11:29:36 pm
Little Nemo: Adventures in Slumberland

not nearly as awesome as I remembered as a kid.  Although I loved how it was animated, the plot was stumbling over itself, trying to be fantastical and not quite achieving it's goal.  Also, considering it's source material it seemed woefully uninspired.
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Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on September 28, 2010, 02:06:52 am
Devil

I hate elevators, so this movie was scary for me.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on September 28, 2010, 04:55:22 am
my only weakness is seeing scene where people tried to get out of stuck elevator (or hydrolic  door), and when one of the last one trying to pass through, then the door or elevator drop cut the poor guy in half, or has his leg chopped off stuff like that damn, I couldn't stand that thing.
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Post by: Arios on September 28, 2010, 05:14:59 am
Azumi (a movie about a band of assassins that looks like a live action anime)

This movie was bland despite being so flashy, but I REALLY wanted their master to suffer a HORRIBLE death.  That man was a dick...I give it a 3/5.

Sherlock Holmes

Amazing, may not exactly be true to the first incarnation, but I had fun trying to figure out the mystery (guessed most things pretty accurately), and watching it in general.  Robert Downey was great for the role.  Not who I'd pick for a true to the original Sherlock, but great for a more lively one.
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Post by: GOH on September 28, 2010, 10:11:09 am
Dinner for Schmucks

Steve Carell does all the work here. He's funny and awesome, but Paul Rudd just plain sucks in this movie. The rest of the cast is so-and-so. I like that Zach Galifianakis and David Williams are in this movie, especially Zach he's freakin' hilarious. But this movie is just 1/2 good. Paul Rudd and the others just don't cut it. Otherwise the story is cute, but I would expect more from the director who made Meet the Parents/Fockers.
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Post by: TempesT on September 30, 2010, 07:50:50 am
Iron Man 2

Fucking fantastic. Liked it way more than the first, dialogue was absolutely perfect and enticing. Great movie that everyone should see!!
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on October 01, 2010, 02:25:28 am
La ultima y nos vamos
This movie is the Mexican version of superbad! I have never seen this type of Spanish humor before mostly because spanish humor is corny and lame(for me)

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Post by: kakkoii superhero on October 01, 2010, 06:57:12 am
the expendables, they're just too manly to die...
small nation army team totally annihilated,
hero team 0 casualty,

that's action movie of my childhood, muscle good guys prevail!

I'm waiting for a sequel

note: jet li doesn't belong there (jet li belongs to the world of half bald head and ponytail, kung fu, folding fan & round shades)... jackie chan or samo hung would do better as comic relief rather than him, and if serious cool is all that matter, no one is better than donnie yen.   
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Post by: walt on October 01, 2010, 05:32:15 pm
La ultima y nos vamos
This movie is the Mexican version of superbad! I have never seen this type of Spanish humor before mostly because spanish humor is corny and lame(for me)
dude srsly, not even mexicans watch mexican movies, stop hurting yourself.
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Post by: Tiny-kun on October 01, 2010, 06:29:18 pm
the expendables, they're just too manly to die...
small nation army team totally annihilated,
hero team 0 casualty,

that's action movie of my childhood, muscle good guys prevail!

I'm waiting for a sequel
I saw it recently (I won tickets for the avant premiere here) and it was pure eye candy, the best action movie I've ever seen. In 1 word: AWESOME!! :D

Oh, and Stallone wanted to make sequels (yeah, in plural) of The Expendables
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on October 02, 2010, 05:02:58 am
@Walt couldn't prevent it was hanging out with my really Hispanic cousins and they were watching it. Sucks for you tho the movie was good wouldn't mind watching more movies like that.
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Post by: vyn on October 02, 2010, 05:38:20 am
La ultima y nos vamos
This movie is the Mexican version of superbad! I have never seen this type of Spanish humor before mostly because spanish humor is corny and lame(for me)
dude srsly, not even mexicans watch mexican movies, stop hurting yourself.

jajajaja
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on October 03, 2010, 03:13:30 am
matrix revolutions
absolutely the most epileptic metal slug action ever
and awesome at that...
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Post by: Luce on October 04, 2010, 03:39:13 am
let me in
awesomesuspense thriller movie, great constant transition scenes music.
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Post by: walt on October 04, 2010, 07:47:17 pm
Resident Evil: Afterlife

I don't know how I feel about, it's either (http://www.mugenguild.com/forumx/Smileys/mfg/emot-ssj.gif) or  :qq: or :rofl:

Spoiler: Rant with heavy spoilers (click to see content)

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Post by: Tiny-kun on October 05, 2010, 01:29:45 am
^
I'll watch that movie only to see if Wesker is god-like as in the games. Just for that :P

(tomorrow will be the Movie's Day, with all movies at US$2,00... this could be a good time to see this movie and don't regret about money)
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Post by: walt on October 05, 2010, 02:29:30 am
Wesker is indeed god-like, based 100% on RE5. Go watch it then, go damage yourself.
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Post by: Tiny-kun on October 05, 2010, 02:33:02 am
Just for see Wesker like in RE games, I'll take the risk :P
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Post by: vyn on October 05, 2010, 02:41:29 am
the lamest thing was the fight against wesker, they tried to mimic an awesome re5 scene and delivered crap effects with bad acting topping. Big dude with the axe/hammer was properly converted id say.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 05, 2010, 07:47:22 am
Se7evn

Great fucking movie.  I normally don't feel the suspense in movies like this, but I'd be a liar if I didn't say I was on the edge of my seat for over half of this.
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Post by: TempesT on October 05, 2010, 08:00:13 am
Se7en*
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Post by: FeLo_Llop on October 05, 2010, 11:14:23 am
The boy in the striped pyjama.

Awww...I felt hate again >_<!! I don't like those kind of movies, but a good friend told me about it. I'll kick his head as soon as I see him  :)
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Post by: Arios on October 07, 2010, 09:55:25 am
Red Cliff

Chinese war drama.  If you played Dynasty Warriors, you'll recognize the characters and battles, though they made Zhuge Liang (here named Kong Ming) way more young sly than old sly, Xiao Qiao is a peace loving ideal wife, Gan Ning (named Gan Xing) is still a bad ass, Zhou Yu is not a pretty boy, neither is Liu Bei, Cao Cao is the only Wei general really noticeable.  This movie focuses more on the strategy and planning of the battle of Red Cliff, and does a better job of making it interesting than I'd thought, even though that's the part about medieval battle I love.  My favorite scene is when Zhuge Liang collects arrows for the allied Shu and Wu forces (funnier than it sounds). Only problem:

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

The Signal

Story: one day, every TV, computer, cell phone and radio begin playing the same, strange signal non stop.  Those who listen to or watch it go insane.  Told in three parts by different directors or writers, forget which, with the second part being a very dark comedy, it focuses on a woman who had been cheating on her husband, her now psychotic husband who chases after her, and the man she has been sleeping with in his attempt to save her.

The movie is fucking nuts, the most insane movie I have ever seen, and I liked it, especially part 2.  Best part of part two is how the prissy lady waiting for guests hears someone pound at the door, "Oh, they're here for the party!" friend standing guard with the bloody shovel as a man, engulfed in flames runs past the window, "No one's coming to your damn party!"
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 13, 2010, 03:22:11 pm
Date Night

It was okay.  I certainly was entertained, but it's nothing to rush home and tell your friends about.  If you do pick it up, you have to pick up a copy with the outtakes on it.  The Blooper reel was pretty good.
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Post by: Iced on October 13, 2010, 03:27:17 pm
Se7evn

Great fucking movie.  I normally don't feel the suspense in movies like this, but I'd be a liar if I didn't say I was on the edge of my seat for over half of this.
Classic.

I watched the whole of Wakfu, not really a movie, its a french animated series. Fucking kickass tho
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Post by: Tiny-kun on October 13, 2010, 05:54:07 pm
Stargate

I didn't remember this movie in the past, so I though I'd never see this, when a friend got it and we saw it. It's really awesome, at last I could see it and it's just great. Also, I'm a fan of the series after the movie (Stargate SG1, with Richard "MacGyver" Dean Anderson as the general O'Neal) and this movie revealed details I wanted to know about the series.

And the general O'Neal... yeah, Kurt Fuckin' Russell 8)
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on October 17, 2010, 03:44:41 am
machete is awesome, it has everything a guy wants in a movie, from naked ass, tits, gun, sharp objects, explosive, and even Don Johnson
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 17, 2010, 03:55:24 am
I'm a guy
and I wanna see a movie with corpse of Louis Armstrong hung from the rafters with silly string and wood glue while a band of circus clowns play "Kumbaya" on rubber bands.
does your precious movie have that?
does it?
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on October 17, 2010, 05:02:57 am
I'm a guy
and I wanna see a movie with corpse of Louis Armstrong hung from the rafters with silly string and wood glue while a band of circus clowns play "Kumbaya" on rubber bands.
does your precious movie have that?
does it?

no those are not in the movie, but you're going to love it simply because of this color scheme
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/Navetsea/images.jpg)
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 17, 2010, 05:38:51 am
hmm, not quite.
I feel as if rodriguez wanted that color scheme, but didn't quite push it enough to make it successful.
Now THIS is what a proper shot of the movie should've looked like
(http://i307.photobucket.com/albums/nn299/egor4030/images.jpg)
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Post by: Cybaster on October 17, 2010, 01:00:16 pm
The Social Network :

This movie about the creation of Facebook is really good. A lot of LOL moments, and it never gets boring. Obviously, not everything is true, and the story is romanced, but you'll spend a nice time while learning how this website you're going on everyday appeared.
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Post by: Mog on October 17, 2010, 08:06:09 pm
White Noise.  This is hands down the scariest film I've seen in years.  I got chills every few minutes and there are some things I will never EVER do again.

ever.
 o_O
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on October 18, 2010, 02:55:23 am
The lovely bones
:omg: this is theeee most pointless shit I have ever seen. Mark walberg is the new nicholas cage
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on October 18, 2010, 08:03:48 am
White Noise.  This is hands down the scariest film I've seen in years.  I got chills every few minutes and there are some things I will never EVER do again.

ever.
 o_O

Dario Argento made several very scary horrors and thrillers,
or if you want an exotic asian taste... try thailand horrors, like Shutter or other titles (I swear I will never use polaroid camera in my life, never ever  o_O)

and this:
Buppah Rahtree, the most frightening comedy horror I've ever seen... it has enough comedy but I didn't dare to laugh freely, by the mid of the movie the ghost went berserk, and haunt every tenant in the apartment  :S
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Post by: walt on October 18, 2010, 06:22:24 pm
Dorian Gray

Liked it! Colin Firth? MORE LIKE COLIN FILTH hated his character (that means he's a good actor). I've known this story for a long time, but never actually read it, so I loved watching it. Contains opium, sex bets, orgies and regrets, what else can you ask for?
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 18, 2010, 07:35:50 pm
hated his character (that means he's a good actor).
in which case, Katherine Heigl has done an excellent job in just about every movie I've seen her in.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on October 23, 2010, 06:36:11 am
Jackass 3D
If you want to see it, then you will
nothing more needs to be said on the subject.
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Post by: walt on October 31, 2010, 08:25:47 am
Piranha 3D

It's so bad it's good. I wrote these notes on my cellphone as I watched it:
"WOW 3D VOMIT!"
"Underwater slowmo softcore porn w/classical music bg - genious"
"Jerry O'Connell's last words were "Wet ... T-shirts ... x_x "
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Post by: walt on October 31, 2010, 11:13:11 pm
Dogville

What the fuck is this shit?
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Post by: GT on November 01, 2010, 04:16:30 am
Saw 3D

Dr.Gordon?
What a shitty ending.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on November 01, 2010, 02:13:03 pm
Dorian Gray

Liked it! Colin Firth? MORE LIKE COLIN FILTH hated his character (that means he's a good actor). I've known this story for a long time, but never actually read it, so I loved watching it. Contains opium, sex bets, orgies and regrets, what else can you ask for?

but Dorian Gray was a homo...
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Post by: walt on November 01, 2010, 04:22:48 pm
Dorian Gray was more like an omni-sexual :P
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Post by: Foobs on November 01, 2010, 04:24:11 pm
 :???:

Did the movie add some extra gay shit, or standar Wilde faggotry?
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Post by: walt on November 01, 2010, 04:25:46 pm
If it moves, Dorian Gray would hit it.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 01, 2010, 04:48:48 pm
Half the movie is Colin Firth boning wind currents. 
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Post by: darkestever on November 03, 2010, 12:31:31 pm
Last time i watched autopsy. Its a phycho type movie. I like it n i want to tell u you have to watch this for one time.
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Post by: walt on November 06, 2010, 11:23:22 pm
Paranormal Activity 2

Liked it more than 1. Pretty much the same thing, but it effectively expands the story of the first one without any problems (an example of the opposite would be REC/REC2 or Quarantine in the US). Liked it liked it liked it.
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Post by: S.D. on November 07, 2010, 10:37:13 am
Don't be hatin' on Satan worm..
And watch Scott Pilgrim ;(
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Post by: vyn on November 08, 2010, 08:14:07 pm
Scott pilgrim

One of the best movies ive seen, the production values are way higher than i was expecting and the fights were better than most action mainstream movies ive seen, my only ggripe is that the movie goes somewhat downhill from the start but hey crappy final bosses and endings may be a tribute to old school games too.

a version with notes on the tons of refferences would be awesome cuz im sure i didnt get half of them.
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Post by: Hero on November 08, 2010, 08:16:23 pm
American Pie 3

Was funny, a old movie of the Pie series. The "old nerds" want to recovert Stifler's younger brother into a decent guy, and finally he gets the girl :sugoi:
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Post by: Sookoll on November 08, 2010, 09:24:01 pm
The Amityville Horror (the original)

Pretty tame, but then Mothman made an appearace Jesus Christ. Probably the best horror movie involving Satan(???) I've seen so far.
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Post by: walt on November 08, 2010, 09:29:05 pm
Don't be hatin' on Satan worm..
And watch Scott Pilgrim ;(
Turns out it was a limited release EXCLUSIVE TO MEXICO CITY so I'm screwed.
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Post by: S.D. on November 09, 2010, 11:36:01 am
Oh wow, really? What the hell...
Well the BD/DVD is out, sure it's not as good as watching it on the theater, but...

Back to the future.
Even more awesome on the big screen, thank god for anniversary re-releases.
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Post by: walt on November 09, 2010, 05:41:32 pm
^ B2TF - Also ULTRA limited release, only 1 theater is showing it.

Scott Pilgrim - Yeah, we're getting the BD ASAP and watching it on the 5.1, and 50 inch LCD  8)
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Post by: vyn on November 09, 2010, 06:00:54 pm
really? one theater? i must be lucky that mall is across the street, there is even a  real delorean parked outside the moves to take pictures with. i sure wish it was 3d, that would be awesome but watching it was fun neaways.
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Post by: Sookoll on November 10, 2010, 05:30:56 am
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (original)

I expected gore, but was pleasantly surprised. The father Drayton (I thought he was much older, Wikipedia corrected me) was the best character, much better than the (Leather)face of the series.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on November 12, 2010, 03:16:54 am
Scott Pilgrim vs The World

I personally didn't like it, it definitely targets a specific audience, more so in the hardcore gamers. The plot is a bit of lackluster as Scott is trying to find his true love while going through a ton of chicks, which then he meets Ramona and then ditches his current gf (Knife) because he just had that feeling. The movie starts out funny as Wallace is the comic relief (which he is actually funny and my fav) and Scott I could give 2 buttons about and through out the movie I could care less if thats even possible. The fight scenes were mostly all flash but no substance as it feels as if this movie was made by 13yr olds and the co writer/producer was high as hell. The movie haven't given me any good reason to care about any of the characters. Near the ending where the last fight is going to happen, I was expecting some kind of moral lesson as Scott is doing the same thing as Romana's exs right now but low and behold it never happens. It stayed true to the comic, but too true if you see where im getting at. What gripes me the most is how the villains die, a lot of their deaths were very anti climatic for me.

 Personally, I don't think this should've been a live action movie at all.
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Post by: S.D. on November 12, 2010, 08:04:57 am
Quote
, but too true if you see where im getting at.
Everything after Roxie was completely different to the graphic novel, your awful opinion is invalid.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on November 12, 2010, 10:49:01 am
You are right, sorry. I still stand strongly by this though.
Quote
Personally, I don't think this should've been a live action movie at all.
The actor of Scott was just... Mellow? Boring? Bland? I really can't find the word to describe it.
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Post by: S.D. on November 12, 2010, 11:24:24 am
Oh, I don't disagree with that. Michael Cera was a pretty bad choice, but the rest of the cast was perfect (Except maybe Kim, her hair is supposed to be a darker red, not orange ish)
Anyways, about the first half.... they skipped tons of stuff like Todd cheating on Envy with the CYBORG ARM girl, Joseph's character, Scott's parents and Knives's parents weren't in the movie, seriously, they changed enough stuff.

Besides, people usually whine about movies not being true to their source material (Like every videogame based movie), so what's the big deal?
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Post by: walt on November 12, 2010, 05:11:18 pm
Back to the future

Fuck yeah, even better than I remembered it. Even if they show it all the time on TV, watching it on a theater is quite a different experience, not to mention it's quite well written even by today's standards.
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Post by: Foobs on November 12, 2010, 05:18:45 pm
The Expendables

walt looks like general Garza.
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Post by: walt on November 12, 2010, 05:33:54 pm
negro puhlease, that bitch looks like me.
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Post by: Titiln on November 12, 2010, 05:43:54 pm
the room
decided to watch this after someone here had a gif that ended up being from that movie (you're tearing me apart lisa) and it's a really awkward movie all the way through but still enjoyable because it is so bad
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Post by: Mechy on November 12, 2010, 05:51:42 pm
batman begins

eh, it was alright. i really liked scarecrow and the way his madness was presented. but finding out how bruce became batman was suprisingly boring at times and the fight scenes had a a bad case of CAMERA SHAKE CAMERA SHAKE. a pretty good movie, but still like dark night more.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 12, 2010, 06:07:08 pm
Splice

if anything, it was a really fucking interesting movie.  It's not quite the horror movie that it was marketed as, but I didn't have much hope for the movie that was being marketed, so this was a much welcomed surprise.
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Post by: walt on November 12, 2010, 06:07:55 pm
crazy eyes sexual baby, it creeped me out.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 12, 2010, 06:10:13 pm
the scene where the 2 blobs of puss and snot killed each other at the presentation was intense.  Give it time, they'll make an "American Gladiator" like show out of that.
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Post by: GOH on November 14, 2010, 02:24:32 pm
Red (2010)

Cool movie. Reminds me of Wanted but with a classy touch.  :sugoi: John Malkovich is freakin' hilarious, and ofc Bruce Willis and Morgan Freeman  :dio: I like Karl Urban's preformance and Mary-Louise Parker is funny too.  :sugoi: It lacks a bit of story development in the beggining and the action scenes are kinda short. Cool spy movie.  ;)
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on November 15, 2010, 12:47:21 pm
Goemon
ninja and warlord shit and ryoko hirosue, the movie looked like a game FMV,  with shity nonsense plot.


Hannibal Rising
that is one underrated prequel, and the setting is very nice, and that french guy who played young hannibal lecter  is so good, and has the most sinister grin I've ever seen

Kingdom of Heaven director's cut
just a little more gore than it's previous theatrical release... I kinda hoped to see some interesting scene of eva green but there was none  >:(
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Post by: walt on November 16, 2010, 07:27:56 pm
Buried

Ryan Reynolds is in it, so I liked it. Some men liked it, ALL WOMEN hated it for some reason. Spaniards sure have a weird sense of humor. You could watch it on DVD, it's slow and you might feel pissed you wasted your money in for a theater ticket (not me, but some people did)
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Post by: vyn on November 18, 2010, 10:30:17 pm
Harry potter 7

Saw the second movie years ago at a friends house and bored me to death, now i was like well hes a grown up, might be a better movie and with the initial scene i had my hopes up but no, dont watch it. Its boring crap.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 18, 2010, 11:45:18 pm
The Royal Tenenbaums

I fucking love this movie.
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Post by: Sookoll on November 22, 2010, 04:47:45 pm
Something Wicked This Way Comes

Cool movie, very atmospheric. I wouldn't have guessed it's by Disney.

The Ladykillers (1955)

It was a good movie, but I still like the Hollywood remake more. This one wasn't so over the top though.
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Post by: walt on November 23, 2010, 04:56:02 pm
Harry Potter and the Deadly Hallows Pt. 1

DIDN'T SUCK. Even if it's a really bad point of comparison, it's abysmally better than the previous 2 borefests. It's LONG and slow in some parts but it's worth it because it will all be over with in a few months :)
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Post by: Iced on November 23, 2010, 04:57:34 pm
The Royal Tenenbaums

I fucking love this movie.
I hated that movie.

I got tricked into going to see it to the movies, because every other asshole there wanted to go watch the new comedy of ben Stiller. 
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Post by: walt on November 23, 2010, 04:59:33 pm
Ben Stiller bears barely any importance to the genious of that movie, all in all I pretty much ignored him in there. Everything else is awesome about it.
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Post by: Iced on November 23, 2010, 05:02:14 pm
Imagine going for a comedy and getting that.
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Post by: Bastard Wolf on November 23, 2010, 07:02:02 pm
>ben stiller
>comedy

... wait, what?
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Post by: SnowShingo on November 23, 2010, 07:04:04 pm
Black Dynamite

A modern day blaxploitation film that does its job so well it could easily be confused with something that was made in the 70's.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on November 23, 2010, 09:59:25 pm
The Royal Tenenbaums

I fucking love this movie.
I hated that movie.

I got tricked into going to see it to the movies, because every other asshole there wanted to go watch the new comedy of ben Stiller.
I remember groaning aloud when I first saw Owen Wilson in the movie.  Walt's right though, whoever said it was a Ben Stiller movie was and probably is still grossly misleading the public.
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Post by: Mechy on November 24, 2010, 11:53:43 am
Prince of persia: the sands of time

picture of me throwing up here
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Post by: ghousi45 on November 24, 2010, 10:09:20 pm
PIE!:

An old crappy movie I made when I was five its about a kid who wants pie and horrible jokes and parts that made me go  :???: because it was very predictible. I recoded a Vhs of it.


Rank: F
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Post by: walt on November 24, 2010, 10:21:20 pm
Code:
Rank: [color=red]F[/color][/color]
you used [/color] twice
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on November 26, 2010, 10:57:01 am
Vampyros Lesbos.... by Jess Franco
the vampire lady was the beautiful Portuguese actress Soledad Miranda (who died shortly after)  :D kinda silly, but my kind of movie

Resident Evil Afterlife
I watched this for the sake of midnight wesker... and totally disappointed the moment the guy playing wesker appeared on screen.
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Post by: Mechy on December 03, 2010, 04:55:59 pm
Dragon tiger gate AKA DOUBLE DRAGON PLUS THE LONG LOST THIRD ONE WITH SILVER HAIR AND NUNCHUCKS

jesus christ this movie sucks

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

this movie just kinda pissed me off so i wrote it out. dont watch it.
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Post by: Jmorphman on December 04, 2010, 12:44:40 am
Black Dynamite.


Words fail to describe this masterpiece.
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Post by: Sookoll on December 05, 2010, 01:48:37 pm
Hostel part 2

I liked the original better, it was grittier. This was also lacking in horror.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 06, 2010, 02:50:48 am
The Last Airbender

goddamnit.
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Post by: MDD on December 06, 2010, 02:55:45 am
Get him to the Greek

I had high expectations due to how everyone said it was hilarious. The only remotely funny thing in the movie was P. Diddy and the Jeffery scene.
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Post by: Cowboy-pool on December 06, 2010, 03:16:19 am
The man who saves the world aka TURKISH STAR WARS
...sheer cinema perfection
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Post by: Paladin-Gouki on December 06, 2010, 03:25:09 am
New Fist of Fury - I was in a mood to watch some old school martial arts flicks and coming across a collection of early Jackie Chan works I found this movie,  >:( and after watching it has one of the worst ending's in movie history.
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Post by: Mechy on December 10, 2010, 09:28:04 pm
black dynamite

jesus fucking christ if jesus was a movie this would be him
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 11, 2010, 05:57:59 am
The Dungeonmaster

Quote
...a 1985 low-budget science fiction/fantasy movie...The movie's theme was influenced by the popularity of Disney's 1982 Tron...The movie features an appearance by the heavy metal band W.A.S.P.
lol
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Post by: Jmorphman on December 11, 2010, 06:03:05 am
black dynamite

jesus fucking christ if jesus was a movie this would be him
Haha! I threw that shit before I walked in the room!
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Post by: Epic Winnery on December 11, 2010, 06:31:25 am
Harry Potter Deathly Hollows

There are parts where it tries to scare you and fails miserably and other parts it makes you jump unintentionally. You will be lost in the beginning if you havent seen the previous movie quite some time.
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Above average movie but they could've done better on some parts.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on December 11, 2010, 07:53:20 am
The man who saves the world aka TURKISH STAR WARS
...sheer cinema perfection
is it the movie with the burning rag doll stuntman
lmfao
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Post by: GOH on December 11, 2010, 01:11:20 pm
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I was also like "wtf seriously" on that part.  ._.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on December 13, 2010, 03:28:23 am
cloverfield
nauseating, I always dislike FPS camera when used extensively in both game and movie, but I strongly hate SHAKY FPS CAMERA, realism they say, while nothing realistic about the movie itself, that fucking monster just appeared out of nowhere no reason, no theory about it, just random alien happen to land on earth and fucking things up. and what with that small creatures that made human explodes after got bitten by them, there is no sense behind it, why exploded, It's more understandable if the human turned into temporary host, or the maybe assimilated.
I think it is overrated, just because it started like a believable everyday life, and people might relate themselves into the character's shoes but to me it is just another godzilla and rec or blairwitch bastard son. 

but whoever played beth character and also in unborn movie, is beautiful.
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Post by: Malikai on December 13, 2010, 07:06:19 am

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Post by: Mechy on December 13, 2010, 07:10:30 pm
the room

AAAAUUUUGGHHH
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Post by: Titiln on December 19, 2010, 04:48:43 pm
kick-ass

kick-ass owns and i don't know why i didn't watch it earlier. fucking mclovin
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on December 22, 2010, 08:06:27 pm
The Chronicles of Riddick

I remember i saw this in the theaters when it first came out, and i hated it.  It popped up on tv, I sat through the first 10 minutes, and remembered why i hated it.

the end.
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Post by: darkzen007 on December 23, 2010, 08:13:40 am
Ong-Bak 2

I must say, I watched the first Ong-Bak waaayyy back, so when I realized that a number 2 came out, I had to watch it. Compared to The first movie, I didn't like this sequel because of the time period they featured the film in I guess. (Tony jaa is of course, the shit). I don't know what I can really say about it, I recommend it to all martial arts fans just because the styles are awesome.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on December 31, 2010, 06:57:16 am
TRON legacy, awsum. I'm trying to get sucked by my monitor atm. the best acting obviously by that guy who play Suze/castor  (or that bearded lican from underwold whatever his name)
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Post by: Mechy on January 01, 2011, 09:45:49 pm
The Chronicles of Riddick

story was meh
action was ok
Riddick was kinda cool. bit of a wanker
ending was horrible

overall kinda boring
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 01, 2011, 10:34:29 pm
coraline

gonna name my first daughter coraline  :'(
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Post by: GOH on January 01, 2011, 10:51:50 pm
I thought you were gonna name her Alma.  :???:
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 01, 2011, 10:53:44 pm
thats my seconds daughters name, you gotta check these things mang.

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Post by: GOH on January 01, 2011, 10:54:20 pm
 ;D
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Post by: darkzen007 on January 02, 2011, 04:31:51 am
Due Date

Eh, I can't complain about the film I guess. The movie was moderately funny along with a disturbed or two scene, and the average sad scene or scenes. Robbie did a legit job, he always does in my opinion. Zach is Zach, I can't really complain about his acting I guess, although in this film it was kinda overrated and kinda dropped the funny level down.

I still recommend it for anyone who hasn't watched :D
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 03, 2011, 02:41:01 am
True Grit

I had heard through word of mouth how good the movie was, and I wasn't disappointed.  A great western, if I've ever seen one, especially if you like to watch actors give a great performance. 
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Post by: aznperson569M on January 03, 2011, 05:53:46 am
Battle Royale

I've heard of the movie before, and I gotta say, it was rather detailed. Even though most of the minor characters in this movie end up dead, there's a bunch of information about it, and the plot is rather weird. The action scenes were fine, with the exception of one scene, but it was decent.
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Post by: Mechy on January 03, 2011, 11:29:38 am
Undercover brother
mr.feather is the best fucking villain ever
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on January 03, 2011, 11:45:31 am
that's my favorite comedy :D
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Post by: Duos.act on January 03, 2011, 11:52:40 am
You mess with the fro, you got to go.
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Post by: Mechy on January 03, 2011, 12:03:36 pm
that fight had the best movie use of "beat it" IMO
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Post by: the_mith on January 03, 2011, 01:04:52 pm
Up - It's an ok film for teens+. I bought it for my nephew who loves toy story. The story is about an old man coming to terms with death! Not exactly fun or perticularly interesting to a 3 year old.

By the way, the guys that love undercover brother need to check out some real comedy. That movie sucked and should have been much funnier then it was.  --;
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Post by: walt on January 03, 2011, 05:15:09 pm
Shutter Island

<3 Leo as always (except for Titanic) Movie is set in the 50/60s, it's creepy enough and cryptic as fuck, and plot-twist! and yeah, I liked it. Only downside was the length - 2hour 10mins
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Post by: Iced on January 03, 2011, 05:50:42 pm
Scott Pilgrim: NOW FACE NEGA SCOTT.

Despicable me: it looked like a french movie, it moved like a french movie, it wasnt a french movie. Still okay tho.

That one with owls whose title I cant remember, it was gorgeous and boring.
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Post by: walt on January 03, 2011, 05:52:45 pm
Ga'Hoole
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Post by: Iced on January 03, 2011, 05:55:40 pm
So gorgeous.

So empty.
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Post by: Mechy on January 03, 2011, 06:25:12 pm
By the way, the guys that love undercover brother need to check out some real comedy. That movie sucked and should have been much funnier then it was.  --;
you just saying that cuz the movie is black
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Post by: Titiln on January 03, 2011, 08:22:38 pm
the newest resident evil movie:

it felt severly underwhelming
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 04, 2011, 02:47:56 am
^ I watched it as comedy. especially the finale of midnight wesker, please somebody tell me that is not a typical cartoon ending.

Undercover brother
mr.feather is the best fucking villain ever

is it just me to think Eddie Griffin looks like Tupac? 
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 04, 2011, 05:41:07 am
^lol what


MACHETE-

hahahah this movie was incredibly cliche but awesome
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 04, 2011, 10:37:52 pm
Black Swan

INTENSE shit right here.
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Post by: walt on January 04, 2011, 11:03:17 pm
did it damage you?
did you get a dense Aronofsky vibe from the movie?

looking forward to it, only 1 more month til it hits us =D
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Post by: MDD on January 05, 2011, 01:51:53 am
The Expandables

A lot of action. It focused mainly on Stallone and Statham, with minor importance on Li and Lundgren. It was alright, but could have been way better. Hopefully the sequel is better.

Oh, and it better have more Arnold in it now that he's not the goddamn governor anymore.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 05, 2011, 02:11:20 am
did it damage you?
did you get a dense Aronofsky vibe from the movie?

looking forward to it, only 1 more month til it hits us =D
It was pretty fucking great.  If it means anything, I heard it was supposed to be a companion piece with The Wrestler.
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Post by: walt on January 05, 2011, 02:41:15 am
Yup, heard that too. CAN'T WAIT :buttrox:
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 05, 2011, 04:20:02 am
The Expandables

A lot of action. It focused mainly on Stallone and Statham, with minor importance on Li and Lundgren. It was alright, but could have been way better. Hopefully the sequel is better.

Oh, and it better have more Arnold in it now that he's not the goddamn governor anymore.

arnold looks OLD beyond refurbishment, but there is a cheaper substitute in Brian Thompson
(http://content6.flixster.com/photo/56/35/28/5635284_gal.jpg)
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Post by: darkzen007 on January 06, 2011, 03:36:21 am
Knight and Day.

Movie is SOOOO corny. It was just... bland, although funny, but just.... such plain jokes with barely any taste in MY opinion :P

Watch if your into comedy/romance I guess. At least I assume it was comedy and romance.
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Post by: Mechy on January 08, 2011, 06:00:40 pm
Shaun of the dead

first zombie movie i have ever seen. and it was great. it was funny but it did get pretty dark at times. ending was great.

also, considering the way they fought the zombies off for most of the time i was really suprised at the ripping apart scene. but hey, i hated the guy so it was cool to me.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 10, 2011, 11:10:45 am
a Serbian Film.
a movie about a retired pornstar without showing much explicit porn acts but instead with a very disturbing theme.  :-X

Title: As with other M. Night films, it's a coin toss wether you'll like it or not.
Post by: walt on January 10, 2011, 04:44:58 pm
The Village by M. Night Shyamalan

I liked it. I want to think about the underlying context of the movie, like necessary lies, or the dangers of being over-protective, but the thing is I couldn't find much more to it, as I was completely awe-struck by the OMFG PLOT TWIST.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 10, 2011, 05:31:07 pm
kickass

a new form of child exploitation? is this really legal to picture a gradeschooler girl to slaughter badguys in such graphic ways, ways beyond natalie portman did in Leon (the professional)
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Post by: walt on January 10, 2011, 06:18:00 pm
I thought the girl in Kickass was awesome, but it also made me uncomfortable that she was somewhat sexualized (or maybe she's just pretty like that)
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 10, 2011, 06:24:49 pm
Or maybe you like em young.
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Post by: GOH on January 10, 2011, 06:28:06 pm
You and your pedo jokes. D:
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Post by: walt on January 10, 2011, 06:31:21 pm
Wow, what do you know? I wasn't the only one who thought about it (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kick-Ass_(film)#Controversy)

wikipedia said:
Christopher Tookey claimed Hit Girl was "made to look as seductive as possible"
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Post by: GOH on January 10, 2011, 06:35:47 pm
Naughty (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhB6I_fKhGY)
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Post by: Luis Alejandro on January 10, 2011, 06:37:54 pm
I didn't find her seductive at all.


You just lose it everytime you see a little girl in a school uniform outfit.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 10, 2011, 07:02:27 pm
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1631269/

she doesn't looks that young/ small in imdb.  o_O was this movie made several years before getting published?
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Post by: walt on January 10, 2011, 07:32:20 pm
As the Wikipedia article describes, she was 11 at the time the movie was shot.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on January 11, 2011, 01:03:59 am
Feast
Watched it with a lady friend, it was one of those corny horror movies you watch in the 70s and it tries to be badass. Well I tell you that it is corny. The Badass part had only one scene that was badass but not good enough to redeem the movie. This movie is for people that just want to have a good time and is in the mood for blood and gore. Im not a gore type person but it didnt bother me as I thought it would. HOWEVER there is one scene that just turned me off from watching the rest of the series. It's the part where the biker chick was thought "dead", thats all im gonna say, and yes there is Feast 2 and 3 she wanted to watch but we watched something else.
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Post by: Makkah on January 11, 2011, 01:47:47 am
Little Fockers

It wasn't as funny as the previous movies, but there were still many laughs to be had. It also had my 3rd wife, Jessica Alba, so that made it triply awesome. :D
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Post by: BrundleFly on January 11, 2011, 02:48:47 pm
Feast
Watched it with a lady friend, it was one of those corny horror movies you watch in the 70s and it tries to be badass. Well I tell you that it is corny. The Badass part had only one scene that was badass but not good enough to redeem the movie. This movie is for people that just want to have a good time and is in the mood for blood and gore. Im not a gore type person but it didnt bother me as I thought it would. HOWEVER there is one scene that just turned me off from watching the rest of the series. It's the part where the biker chick was thought "dead", thats all im gonna say, and yes there is Feast 2 and 3 she wanted to watch but we watched something else.

well if you were turned off by the first Feast dont bother with the rest because it just get worse.  I thought they were all pretty enjoyable, but you dont see gore films like this to often.  I love the character intros and possible of survival lol.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on January 11, 2011, 04:55:12 pm
And so have I been told.... But I do love the intros and possible of survival like you said, I thought that was pretty neat.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 14, 2011, 01:34:41 pm
piranha 2010,

it has boobs, underwater lesbian sex by some silicone breasted so so faced models, prehistoric fishes.... and jerry o'connell cock eaten by some fishes, also ending that might hint a sequel  :wall:

 
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Post by: BrundleFly on January 14, 2011, 02:09:26 pm
piranha 2010,

it has boobs, underwater lesbian sex by some silicone breasted so so faced models, prehistoric fishes.... and jerry o'connell cock eaten by some fishes, also ending that might hint a sequel  :wall:

there is going to be a sequel, piraha 3dd (2011).
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Post by: GOH on January 16, 2011, 05:41:29 pm
Tron: Legacy

Let's see. The special FX are AMAZING. Jeff Bridges does an awesome job. +1 for Daft Punk and Olivia Wilde. The story isn't that good. They kinda fill you with technological gibberish without really explaining anything. It's decent. The soundtrack is amazing (can't get enough of Daft Punk). I might watch the original though.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 17, 2011, 01:21:54 am
Tron: Legacy

Let's see. The special FX are AMAZING. Jeff Bridges does an awesome job. +1 for Daft Punk and Olivia Wilde. The story isn't that good. They kinda fill you with technological gibberish without really explaining anything. It's decent. The soundtrack is amazing (can't get enough of Daft Punk). I might watch the original though.

they never try to explain how in 198x he managed to transfer a biological body into a data, would be more understandable when the body is unconcious state because the mind is living in the machine instead of the whole physical body disappear into a the realm of floppy disc and CGA monitor
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Post by: Renzo F on January 17, 2011, 03:10:04 am
Derezzed is such an incredible song. I can't stop listening to it.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 17, 2011, 11:05:01 am
Drag Me To Hell

A really fun movie.  There were a few jump scares though, which I hate.
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Post by: GOH on January 17, 2011, 11:37:18 am
Derezzed is such an incredible song. I can't stop listening to it.
+1

That scene was delicious.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 17, 2011, 12:22:47 pm
the stupidest concept of tron is when the disc is the most important thing for the owner, why use it as a frisbee.
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Post by: GOH on January 17, 2011, 12:25:28 pm
the stupidest concept of tron is when the disc is the most important thing for the owner, why use it as a frisbee.
+1 Also. It was stuff like that, that threw me off in the movie. Mostly other things, but you got it. Lol.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 17, 2011, 04:34:04 pm
but the biggest let down for me is when finally Quorra materialized in the real world and NOT naked.
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Post by: GOH on January 17, 2011, 04:34:39 pm
but the biggest let down for me is when finally Quorra materialized in the real world and NOT naked.
She probably dressed some clothes and THEN went outside. :P
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 21, 2011, 07:13:32 am
A Family Underground: Insane Clown Posse Juggalo Documentary

The Living fuck did I just watch?!?!  People act like this and we let them walk our streets?  We let them drive on our roads?  I had to go through 2 hours of detox by watching cute kitten videos and playing easy listening music to rid my self of all the homicidal rage!!  Fuck them all!! I'm burning this motherfucker down!  BURN IT DOWN!!
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Post by: Sookoll on January 22, 2011, 11:28:44 pm
A Time to Kill

A great movie about vigilante justice, so of course the French hated it. The climax was a bit unbelievabe though.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 26, 2011, 01:31:48 am
l'annulaire

a french movie with naked olga kurylenko in it.

.. it's french usually their movies are not made to tell any realistic story... and neither this one, it was about some sick doctor who collects preserved body parts in jars, living in a rundown rustic styled building, and a young woman who got her ring finger tip cut in a bottling machine... I couldn't get how a writer can dream up this story, maybe after eating too much french cheese. 
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Post by: ⒹⓞⓞⓂⓂⓐⓢⓣⓔⓇ on January 26, 2011, 02:11:51 am
Unstoppable

fine Speed remix without too many extreme action scenes and even some character depth
would definitely prefer it over the originals
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on January 23, 2011, 10:28:19 pm
Exit Through the Gift Shop

a documentary by Banksy telling the story of Thierry Guetta (a.k.a. Mr. Brainwash, a.k.a. stupidest goddamned pseudonym ever) in his exploration of street art and pop art and eventual bastardization of said mediums.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 12:57:04 am
A Time to Kill

A great movie about vigilante justice, so of course the French hated it. The climax was a bit unbelievabe though.

if vigilante justice is what you like, try Death Wish 1-4, where ugly faced oldman in a suit killing criminals with various weapons with style ( and a funny accent).
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Post by: Sookoll on January 24, 2011, 12:06:20 pm
I've seen 1 and 3, liked them very much.
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Post by: Cybaster on January 24, 2011, 01:18:43 pm
Arrietty

Wonderful Ghibli movie, with a lot of poetry, wonderful design as usual, and incredibly catchy music by a French unknown artist. If you like Ghibli, go see this, NOW !
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Post by: BrundleFly on January 24, 2011, 01:47:50 pm
Mirror Mask 6.5/10 - my third time watching it.  still good :)
Coroline  8/10 - Alot better than I thought it would be I am glad I got it.
Lars and the real Girl  7/10 - was pretty decent.  I wanna know if there is any town out there like this. lol
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 02:52:43 pm
Quantum of Solace.

I couldn't comprehend how this dull scruffy hooligan got a role for secret agent 007
he is as charismatic as a construction worker,  no style in all his methods other than exaggerated stunts of violence 
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Post by: DatKofGuy on January 24, 2011, 03:13:17 pm
Vanishing on 7th Street

Cool Idea, badly executed. No explanation for anything.
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Post by: walt on January 24, 2011, 04:30:34 pm
Quantum of Solace.

I couldn't comprehend how this dull scruffy hooligan got a role for secret agent 007
he is as charismatic as a construction worker,  no style in all his methods other than exaggerated stunts of violence 
You, die now. Daniel Craig is the best thing to happen to 007 during the past 20 years
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Post by: Cybaster on January 24, 2011, 04:55:02 pm
I wouldn't go as far as that, really.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 05:00:21 pm
he is browless ugly duck, that still somehow manages to get even uglier when smiling.

you said that because it was non stop action flick, but not so high profile espionage,
the Bond character under his play don't show any usage of brain.
bad guy runs through the roof, bond runs through the roof, 
badguy decide to fight in a collapsing scaffolding, bond fights along,
badguy pull a small knive, bond grabs even smaller whatever sharp object around.

he portrays a very stubborn and physical version of bond, that has no class, simplicity nor efficiency, no wonder cellphone is the only gadget thing he is trusted with.
 
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Post by: GOH on January 24, 2011, 05:01:15 pm
Sean Connery. Nuff said.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on January 24, 2011, 05:07:50 pm
he is browless ugly duck, that still somehow manages to get even uglier when smiling.

you said that because it was non stop action flick, but not so high profile espionage,
the Bond character under his play don't show any usage of brain.
bad guy runs through the roof, bond runs through the roof, 
badguy decide to fight in a collapsing scaffolding, bond fights along,
badguy pull a small knive, bond grabs even smaller whatever sharp object around.

he portrays a very stubborn and physical version of bond, that has no class, simplicity nor efficiency, no wonder cellphone is the only gadget thing he is trusted with.
are you really blaming him for the script
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 05:18:13 pm
no I blame his scruffy look that made him got that kind of script, I can't imagine him operates a high tech gadget and charms the ladies.

basically I blamed whoever came up with his name in the first time when pierce brosnan retired.
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Post by: Cybaster on January 24, 2011, 05:19:17 pm
At least the script was better than any of Michael bay's movies.

charms the ladies.
At least, he's more good looking than Weng Weng (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJwgGH5Latg). :haw:
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Post by: walt on January 24, 2011, 05:23:57 pm
You do understand this is a "Bond: Origins" kind of movie, right? He's supposed to be reckless, and vengeful, he falls in love passionately and is betrayed, that's why he becomes an emotionally distant ladies man later on in his carreer - he won't make the same mistakes in the future. He's compelling because he's human, he fights, he struggles, he bleeds, he grieves.

He may be "ugly", but Pierce Brosnan was so god-damn pretty and skinny I just could never believe he was actually a SUPER SPY / ASSASSIN, he was just too prissy. This guy I can believe though, and his sex appeal doesn't have to be subordinate with his looks, but more to his attitude.
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Post by: walt on January 24, 2011, 05:25:44 pm
Daniel Craig is the best thing to happen to 007 during the past 20 years
I wouldn't go as far as that, really.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Bond_(film_series)#Timothy_Dalton_.281987.E2.80.931989.29

I didn't watch any of the Timothy Dalton movies, so I can't state any further back than that, but yeah Craig > Brosnan
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 05:53:07 pm
based on the proposed actors to replace brosnan, I actually find Dr Doom was a good choice (with some hair implants like nick cage)

daniel craig is too roughly ugly (and old looking for his age), he is cool for the character written for him, but to me he doesn't belong in upper class parties
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Post by: walt on January 24, 2011, 05:57:44 pm
Ah I see, you like your spies WHIMPY. It's useless to argue then, I refused to watch any Bond movies thanks to Brosnan, but Craig made me curious and started watching Connery's.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on January 24, 2011, 06:04:34 pm
julian mcmahon is badass dont hate


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daniel craig is too roughly ugly (and old looking for his age), he is cool for the character written for him, but to me he doesn't belong in upper class parties
he looks perfect with the dirty player look not only in the character written for him but the 007 character as a whole, also he isn't ugly but he isn't outstandingly beautiful either and you should get outside often because you'd be surprised at "uglier" guys getting impossible hotties

in other words his face is exquisite and you should feed your eyes more
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 06:08:26 pm
i like sean connery, i hate roger moore, i never see lazenby, i like timothy dalton, i like brosnan, i don't like daniel craig
AS BOND

i probably like daniel craig in afghan war movies, or medieval theme, or if someday GTA would be filmed he could fit the role, but not as a secret agent.
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Post by: GOH on January 24, 2011, 06:10:50 pm
Layer Cake. A good movie with Daniel Craig.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on January 24, 2011, 06:25:58 pm
julian mcmahon is badass dont hate


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daniel craig is too roughly ugly (and old looking for his age), he is cool for the character written for him, but to me he doesn't belong in upper class parties
he looks perfect with the dirty player look not only in the character written for him but the 007 character as a whole, also he isn't ugly but he isn't outstandingly beautiful either and you should get outside often because you'd be surprised at "uglier" guys getting impossible hotties

in other words his face is exquisite and you should feed your eyes more

I said charm not get, to get all you need is your wallet or business card.

Jason Isaacs would fit the role better for cold eyed Bond character if that what the director wanted, but he can still fit in the said high nosed parties.
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on January 24, 2011, 06:30:49 pm
and I meant charm in there
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Post by: Mechy on February 12, 2011, 07:50:26 pm
District 9

...

this might be my favorite movie ever. i mean holy shit.
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Post by: Matgonor on February 13, 2011, 12:20:47 am
Tangled

Funny,but the same as the other movies disney makes
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Post by: Mog on February 14, 2011, 12:57:42 am
I thought I'd  try to see all of the films up for best picture for this year's acadamy awards.

So far:

“Black Swan”
Anorexic Natalie Portman masturbating and a lot of ballet.   Not really something I want to watch again, but I do understand why it was nominated.

“The King's Speech”
Historical drama with themes of courage, fear and friendship.  Not what I was expecting, but I would watch it again.

“127 Hours”
I've started to watch it several times but I know whats going to happen and just can't bring myself to sit through that.

“The Social Network”
Facebook!  May or may not watch it again, that one guy was kinda cute.

“True Grit”
Darker and more abrasive than the original with John Wayne.  Jeff Bridges is outstanding and I will watch it again.
 
:bow:
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Post by: MDD on February 14, 2011, 05:41:24 am
District 9
I expected this to be cheesy and stupid, but in the end I was absolutely amazed. I didn't think the story would be so....good.

Brooklyn's Finest
I loved it. And I wasn't confused at the multiple storylines. There's a plus.
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Post by: walt on February 14, 2011, 05:49:08 am
True Grit
Jeff Bridges fuck yeah. Loved the movie, great and awesome. I'll make sure to watch more Cohen Bros movies from now on, as I've so far loved No country for old men, and Burn after reading. Genious.

Black Swan
Relies too much on SUPER close-ups on Natalie Portman's face, which WORKS because she's beautiful :nice: :heart:
Loved the frantic shots, the visual metaphorical language, the story, loved everything! ... except Natalie Portman's character, she didn't look crazy, just insecure and weak.
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Post by: vyn on February 14, 2011, 09:57:03 am
Black swan

Takes some time to pick up but out of my gfs choices its one of the best, crazy natalie.
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Post by: Jmorphman on February 15, 2011, 12:58:59 am
I'll make sure to watch more Cohen Bros movies from now on, as I've so far loved No country for old men, and Burn after reading. Genious.
Watch The Big Lebowski.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 16, 2011, 03:12:23 am
Across the Universe

Not a bad movie.  I was completely expecting overly hipster bullshit, and got non of that.
Of course there was the anti-war messaged shoved down the throats of the audience.
and the giant non-plot of a middle act
and 2 horribly used songs

but otherwise, it wasn't that bad of a musical.
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Post by: Lost_Avenger on February 18, 2011, 02:20:30 am
Paranormal Activity 2

While it is better than the first one, it seems a lot faker. Its still a fun horror movie and worth watching.
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Post by: Mechy on February 27, 2011, 08:28:15 pm
Hot fuzz

after seeing shaun of the dead i was like, "no way that the other movie could be any better".

i was proven wrong

holy fuck
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on February 27, 2011, 09:06:34 pm
Cyrus
Not nearly as funny as I thought it'd be, but it was still a really great drama.  John C. Reilly further cements his place as "The Man".


The Wild and Wonderful Whites of West Virginia
A Documentary on a bunch of fucking crazy West Virginian hillbillies.  It's like watching a train wrecking with a crashing plane.  It's actually pretty sad to see the numerous bad times they go through, because they actually seem like good people.  They're just not that educated, to put it softly.
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Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on March 02, 2011, 09:32:24 am
PRESUNTO CULPABLE (mmhh... means something like... presumted guilty)

Mexican movie about how an inocent guy gets in jail, because mexican laws sucks, how the cops, the witness and lawyers do all their job wrong, and what it takes to fight for a new trial and what happens anyway... it's like a documental, entertaining, but not to go and see it on a movie theater, just wait and rent the dvd
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Post by: Tiny-kun on March 02, 2011, 02:02:02 pm
Hot fuzz

after seeing shaun of the dead i was like, "no way that the other movie could be any better".

i was proven wrong

holy fuck
Scott Pilgrim vs the World was made for the same director and the movie is so awesome... and yeah, I've to see those 2, too



The Green Hornet
I feel so sad hadn't see in theatres, but at least I could see it online. I though it was just humor instead action, and I was prove wrong. A lot of punches and kicks, and the 80% of the movie are guns and explosions, so awesome!! And in the end, Britt gets the move and save Kato's ass :D
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Post by: Mictlantecuhtli on March 04, 2011, 02:59:49 am
I'll make sure to watch more Cohen Bros movies from now on, as I've so far loved No country for old men, and Burn after reading. Genious.
Watch The Big Lebowski.

I'd suggest Barton Fink.



Lemmy

Pretty cool documentary on legendary Motorhead front man Lemmy Kilmister.
People not into Motorhead will probably find it boring but fans will love it (as I did).
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Post by: Jmorphman on March 04, 2011, 07:25:12 pm
I'd suggest Barton Fink.
Shut the fuck up Donny.
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Post by: MellyInChains on March 05, 2011, 03:28:13 am
I'd suggest Barton Fink.
Shut the fuck up Donny.

to the guy who reported this: you obviously have not seen the big lebowski lol
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Post by: Duo Solo on March 05, 2011, 03:32:44 am
Mastermind

An alright movie by Dreamworks.
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Post by: Jmorphman on March 05, 2011, 05:54:45 am
to the guy who reported this: you obviously have not seen the big lebowski lol
He was clearly out of his element.
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Post by: OZ on March 05, 2011, 05:56:47 am
He's a nihilist.
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Post by: Mechy on March 05, 2011, 08:15:57 pm
Sherlock holmes

Great movie. All around.
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Post by: GOH on March 05, 2011, 08:17:38 pm
He's a nihilist.
True nihilists don't exist though. A true nihilist couldn't even be in a Mugen forum. Otherwise we are all non-following nihilists.
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Post by: Ehat on March 06, 2011, 11:56:09 am
Catfish
Nothing like I expected and yet still something that I expected if that makes any sense. The story is just crazy and it pretty funny to watch these guys do things that I personally have thought about doing to some people I have met online. The things people will do online and think they can get away with is just funny.
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Post by: vyn on March 07, 2011, 03:22:00 am
I am number four

Turned out to be a highschool movie... fights were good still. I cant believe nobody gave a shit about the dog!!! poor thing almost gave its life for that ungrateful pretty boy.
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Post by: Cyclysm on March 07, 2011, 06:03:38 am
The Edge (1997)

Not the greatest movie by any stretch, but very entertaining. Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins gave great performances, but the true star of the movie was the Grizzly Bear.
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Post by: Ehat on March 08, 2011, 06:03:33 pm
Exam
Movie started off pretty boring because they didn't tell you shit about the characters but as the movie progressed and started going through its stages. It was fucking great. The twist upon twist at the end were just insane, not what I would expect from a psychological thriller.
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Post by: kakkoii superhero on March 09, 2011, 06:42:56 am
The Edge (1997)

Not the greatest movie by any stretch, but very entertaining. Alec Baldwin and Anthony Hopkins gave great performances, but the true star of the movie was the Grizzly Bear.

I saw that once... not my kind of movie though

I'm about to watch I Saw The Devil
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Post by: AerosMugen on March 16, 2011, 06:07:16 pm
Wishful Drinking on HBO.
Not a movie but a stage performance by Carrie Fisher, now I admire that woman.
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Post by: darkzen007 on March 21, 2011, 12:40:35 am
The Love of Siam(2007

It's a Asian gay film, so you have to be open minded to it. I personally find it a good movie, it's pretty much about two best friends who move away from each other, but meet up again and it shows how the main character(Siam) goes through loneliness and such.
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Post by: vyn on March 21, 2011, 03:42:43 am
Invasion: Battle los angeles

Usual amercan army/pretty hero vs aliens, still good fun for a sunday, no love scene or romantic relations, that was good.
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Post by: Epic Winnery on March 26, 2011, 04:42:42 am
Battle: Los Angeles

Was a pretty good action movie. Thats all it is really. Its a good thing they didnt try to include much story otherwise it wouldve killed the flow. If you go in there expecting an intense action/war flick then you'll love this one. Definitely a buy to watch with friends.
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Post by: Mechy on March 26, 2011, 08:55:36 pm
Pulp fiction

amazing

in every way
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Post by: vyn on March 26, 2011, 09:36:46 pm
Sucker Punch

All i knew when buying the ticket is that it had serious fan service, i was not expecting an actual story, although not that great but het. I mean a psychiatric hospital turns into a whorehouse turns into WW1 with robots, orcs and dragons?? WTF. Great movie anyways.
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Post by: Psycho Krusher on March 27, 2011, 12:43:45 am
Battle: Los Angeles

"Black Hawk Down" + "District 9" = "Not even half as awesome movie as those two". I'm actually disappointed.
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Post by: Do not even ask on March 27, 2011, 01:53:02 am
Hobo with a Shotgun

It basically was everything I wanted from Machete. The hero actually kills bad guys with names, shock of all shocks.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 28, 2011, 01:54:05 am
Slingblade

The only movie that makes you go, "hmmm, Dwight Yoakam's kinda scary..."
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Post by: Loud Howard on March 28, 2011, 03:44:51 am
Battle: Los Angeles

"Black Hawk Down" + "District 9" = "Not even half as awesome movie as those two". I'm actually disappointed.
1st time when i saw the trailer i've remembered of this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42O6VWdH1Bw

@Ontopic: Fantastic Four 2

That movie sucks, in terms that IDK
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 28, 2011, 06:22:43 am
Memento

peed ingkucf.  nam, peed ginkcuf s'ti, sgniht fo tsij eht teg uoy ecno tub, sginht ot no hctac ot tib a em koot dna pool a rof em werht yletinifed ti.  emosewa ytterp
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Post by: Rote Zaungast on March 28, 2011, 06:42:15 am
orb oottat looc
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on March 28, 2011, 07:21:04 am
?uoy rebmemer I od
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on March 28, 2011, 08:13:48 pm
Gantz
Don't waste your time on this one it was absolute crap.
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Post by: BrundleFly on March 28, 2011, 08:36:18 pm
Gantz
Don't waste your time on this one it was absolute crap.

is it as bad as the anime or worse?  I had some hope for this.
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Post by: Lost_Avenger on March 28, 2011, 09:35:37 pm
HellRaiser 3:

Did you enjoy her? I did too!
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Post by: GOH on March 30, 2011, 02:14:23 am
The Secret of NIMH

Another masterpiece by Don Bluth. One of the movies I missed out during my childhood. Amazing story, amazing characters, amazing everything. Gonna do a Don Bluth marathon now. D:
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Post by: Person Man on March 30, 2011, 02:47:50 am
Sucker Punch

What appears on the surface to be blatant and shameless fan service reveals itself on closer inspection to be a series of well crafted metaphors about escapism, self-image, and ego.  Excellent visuals, terrific music and sound, and a great story that encourages the audience to think without necessarily demanding it.
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Post by: vyn on April 01, 2011, 04:04:22 am
i REALLY REALLY wanted to see her dance tbh.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 01, 2011, 06:30:18 am
terrific music

I haven't seen the movie yet, but I took the time to listen to the soundtrack via youtube.  Didn't like it too much.
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Post by: AerosMugen on April 08, 2011, 07:56:03 pm
Harry Potter and the deathly hallows. pt. 1
So, all those interesting Harry vs Voldemort scenes belong to pt. 2  :S
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Post by: XamΣeta on April 08, 2011, 08:29:34 pm
Limitless

Pretty good...For a second there it made me wish that I wasn't married and had found such a pill.  ::)
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Post by: Foobs on April 09, 2011, 02:04:49 am
Marley and me

I though this was going to be a cheesy comedy staring Owen Wilson and an hyperactive animal. I was a lot better than expected, actually.
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Post by: walt on April 09, 2011, 02:05:58 am
Limitless

Pretty good [...] made me wish that I wasn't married
:S

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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 09, 2011, 10:35:37 am
Marley and me

I though this was going to be a cheesy comedy staring Owen Wilson and an hyperactive animal. I was a lot better than expected, actually.

if the dog doesn't die at the end, it's not a good movie.
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Post by: vyn on April 10, 2011, 05:33:57 am
Adjustment Bureau

Um well the whole idea is appealing, dialogue is great for the two leading characters but the ending is plain jennifer anniston like romantic comedy
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Post by: Duo Solo on April 10, 2011, 05:39:35 am
Tron Legacy

Disney did a good job with this movie. If you haven't watched the first Tron movie, some of the movie's references and logic will go over your head.
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Post by: Bea on April 10, 2011, 04:33:45 pm
Alien:
Scared the hell out of me, even though I had seen it several times before.
Perfect movie to watch with a male company, as there are many tense moments that one can use as an excuse to snuggle tighter and closer.

Aliens:
Off goes the horror, leaving only the terror on this action packed movie.
Space marines getting mowed down by hordes of xenomorphs. Good times, good times.

Alien 3:
I don't know how to fit it with the other two.
The movie is good, has moments of tension and a decent story, but doesn't feel quite up to par with Alien and Aliens.
The deaths of Newt and Hicks also felt like a slap to my face.

Going to watch Alien Resurrection today.
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Post by: MDD on April 11, 2011, 03:10:53 am
Paul

All the funny scenes were already shown in the trailer and there wasn't much more other than that. Sigourney Weaver cameo was a bit expected since she has one in damn near any movie that has to do with aliens. Overall, it was okay, but I expected more.

The War of the Worlds.

Second time i've watched it. Don't know why, but I love it for some reason. Oh, and i'm talking about Steven Spielberg's version.
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Post by: walt on April 11, 2011, 03:38:58 pm
Alien 3 [...] doesn't feel quite up to par with Alien and Aliens.
The deaths of Newt and Hicks also felt like a slap to my face.
Exactly, what a piece of shit.

Aliens resurrection - nice action flick, but doesn't have the awesome tension of the first 2 either.
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Post by: walt on April 11, 2011, 03:41:14 pm
Unknown

If you go in expecting Taken, you'll be disappointed. If you don't expect a single thing, you may actually like the plot and intrigue. I enjoyed trying to come to conclusions with the plot hints here and there.
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Post by: GOH on April 11, 2011, 03:51:52 pm
Alien Resurrection is even worse than Aliens 3. Aliens 3 is pretty decent actually. IIRC the director was under pressure or something and the production was rushed.
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Post by: Psycho Krusher on April 11, 2011, 10:52:33 pm
The Fountain

It may be overblown, but it's very beautiful. And so sad.
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Post by: Bea on April 11, 2011, 11:45:00 pm
I watched Alien Resurrection yesterday.

It has lots of action, but lacks the tension that Aliens had.
I kinda like it. I put it at almost the same level of Alien 3. Except that Alien Resurrection doesn't slap me in the face right as it begins.
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Post by: walt on April 12, 2011, 03:59:35 pm
To me it goes:

Aliens
Alien
AVP
Alien Resurrection
Alien 3
AVP2 (What a piece of shit)
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Post by: Bea on April 12, 2011, 04:03:08 pm
My list is almost like yours, except that I put Alien before Aliens.
It has more tense moments that are a perfect excuse to snuggle tighter against a male.
And yes, AVP2 is awful.
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Post by: walt on April 13, 2011, 12:59:18 am
Aliens' Ripley in the robot vs the queen is one of my fondest childhood memories, I watched Alien many years after that ... so yeah, nostalgia value FTW
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Post by: TempesT on April 15, 2011, 08:50:21 am
Piranha (2010)
Lots of nudity!!! It seemed like the last 30 minutes of it was just seeing how many gross things they could squeeze into it, before realizing "Oh it's the end of the movie *credits*" Disappointing, but still fun for the gross out factor. (lolewwtf @ the chomped up penis)

Dinner for Schmucks
It was hilarious. Probably the most I've laughed during a movie in a long time.
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Post by: GLB on April 15, 2011, 11:01:35 pm
Date Night: Wasn't bad, I did enjoy it. However it was very dry comedy, reminded me of The Office compiled into a movie. I would probably give it a 6/10.

The Bounty Hunter: That movie with Jeniffer Aniston, just saying at least 9 out of 10 Jeniffer Aniston movies suck. Unfortunately, imo this happen to be on of the movies that suck. The idea was awesome, and there were some good parts I admit. But I still didn't like it overall. 4/10.

Black Snake Moan: Yes I am aware this movie has been out for a while..Anyways, I finally got around to watching it. I really did like it, I wouldn't say tons of nudity but quite a few scenes of it. The story itself was really well done. 8/10.
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Post by: Mechy on April 16, 2011, 02:08:45 pm
Ironman

I AAAAAAAAAM I-RON MAAAAAAAAAN WHUNANANANANANANAO

great movie

edit: just finished watching Crank 2: high voltage

Best shoot em up action movie ever
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Post by: walt on April 17, 2011, 09:02:38 am
Scream 4

You've seen previous Scream movies? yeah, you've seen this one. Even if I'm not a fan of the genre or the franchise, I had good time trying to figure out who the Ghostface Kiler was.
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Post by: megaman_zer0 on April 17, 2011, 09:11:19 am
Ironman

I AAAAAAAAAM I-RON MAAAAAAAAAN WHUNANANANANANANAO

great movie

edit: just finished watching Crank 2: high voltage

Best shoot em up action movie ever
erm have you watched shoot 'em up?
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Post by: Mechy on April 17, 2011, 10:53:00 am
Well the directors called it a a shoot em up at one point.

It's still awesome.
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Post by: GOH on April 17, 2011, 01:48:13 pm
Source Code

I thought it was an okay movie. I think Jake Gyllenhaal's performance could have been even better, and I didn't like the way the movie starts and some scenes were a bit lame in my opinion. Sometimes it reminded me of Air Force One. And the whole time loop plot has already been used too much in my opinion. Meh.
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Post by: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷShadyƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on April 17, 2011, 02:03:26 pm
LoTR and Transformer is my most favorite movie. The CG, art, screenplay and plot. Too decent and look realistic. And Steven Spielberg is my favorite Director all the time.
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Post by: usetheforcehan on April 17, 2011, 08:50:30 pm
Inception

Lots of people said that this movie is hard to understand. But i understand the whole story just by watching it once.  :P
Leo basically venture into level 3 depth in dreams + limbo world. And the last scene imo IS the reality because there are no projections behavior (people around you giving a hatred look) and no disturbance in the nature (a kick) in the Leo world.

Overall: 7/10
Good movie, but not too mind-boggling  for me. Primer on the other hand, is a mind fuck movie. I absolutely have no clue about its storyline (Primer is about time traveling movie with lots of paradox scene/event.)
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Post by: Foobs on April 18, 2011, 03:51:36 am
Inception's ending: ambiguous as fuck. One of my friends says that it was a dream because the kids never aged and wore the same clothes, I say it's the real world because the airport girl was nice to him.
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Post by: GOH on April 18, 2011, 10:43:45 am
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
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Post by: usetheforcehan on April 18, 2011, 10:50:58 am
Inception's ending: ambiguous as fuck. One of my friends says that it was a dream because the kids never aged and wore the same clothes, I say it's the real world because the airport girl was nice to him.
^The kids actually aged and wear different clothes in the last scene. Christoper Nolan himself said that there are two casting for the children, the younger version (at the beginning and so on) and the older version (only at the end of the movie).
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Post by: Blackmore on April 18, 2011, 09:16:42 pm
Paranormal Activity 2

I don't get why everyone thinks this is scary. A bunch of cheap pop-up moments combined with a lackluster ending left me with a bitter taste in my mouth.
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Post by: vyn on April 19, 2011, 12:04:31 am
ive been wondering the same since the first movie
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Post by: Epic Winnery on April 19, 2011, 06:10:47 am
Inception's ending: ambiguous as fuck. One of my friends says that it was a dream because the kids never aged and wore the same clothes, I say it's the real world because the airport girl was nice to him.
^The kids actually aged and wear different clothes in the last scene. Christoper Nolan himself said that there are two casting for the children, the younger version (at the beginning and so on) and the older version (only at the end of the movie).

Plus the top tilted. If you pay attention in his dream sequences, the top never tilted and thus always stayed in the same position. In the real world the top tilts when its going to fall. In the dreams it never does.
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Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 21, 2011, 04:13:01 pm
I Love You, Phillip Morris

a really great movie, if you don't mind Obi Wan Kenobi sucking Ace Ventura's dick.
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Post by: Duos.act on April 23, 2011, 09:09:22 pm
The Midnight Meat Train

I am not quite sure that I "got" this movie but I'll be fucked if it didn't scare the hell out of me watching it in a totally dark room at 4 in the morning.
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Post by: Cap on April 23, 2011, 10:20:17 pm
The Nightmare Man

One of those horror movies that you never heard of, yet found for free on your cable providers VOD Horror service. The acting was so awful for the first ten minutes of the movie, I laughed; and did I mention it's a movie from 2006 that looks like a Tales From the Darkside episode?
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Post by: darkgirl on April 23, 2011, 10:49:00 pm
Mhhh.. last movie that I watched was '127 hours'... in the fact, that movie is some different all the rest, I liked to much.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Neocide on April 24, 2011, 12:22:47 am
Super

Awesome movie,I had thought it might turn into a bad "kick ass" rip-off, but it stood on its own legs for what it was.
The rape Scene(Girl raping guy somewhat?) was pretty funny, the ending was a little bittersweet though. Good watch.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on April 25, 2011, 05:55:38 pm
Limitless

I liked it, made me wonder what would I do if I had those SUPER pills. Enjoyed it all the way through. I wish a sequel was planned, but maybe not.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GLB on April 27, 2011, 06:48:13 pm
Heartless.

Very strange movie about a man with a heart shaped birth mark on his face whom discovers that there are demons on the streets of London. It wasn't terrible, but I didn't get hooked at all. I pretty much had the mind-set "Started it, might as well finish it..." The beginning was extremely boring, the middle got better and honestly the ending was alright. To be completely honest though, I wouldn't recommend it.

4/10
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Innuendoly Egor on April 27, 2011, 07:35:58 pm
Hanna

I couldn't help but think about the false feminism that Sucker Punch tried to pull.
As in the girl in Hanna gets her superpowers from being a badass, while the sucker punch girls get their superpowers from people looking at their tits.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Neocide on April 27, 2011, 08:10:28 pm
Kill the Irishman -

Tells the story of Danny Greene, An Irish Mobster who went up against the Italian mob in Cleavland in the summer of 76 which amassed 36 bombings in the heart of Cleavland.Great story of Danny Greene, shows how tough he was (they tried blowing him up like 5 times,but he kept on) and how he fought for what was fair and just, even if that meant dying for it.


Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: AerosMugen on April 29, 2011, 06:59:56 am
Thor
It is everything I expected, story, action scenes, performances, costumes, everything is plain awesome, even new christine's guy do a great job, there is an unnecesary ammount of jokes, specially on earth scenes, luckly enough they are at least decent.
The only thing I hated was the cheap 3D used, everything looks like cardboards on diferent plains and that was relly notorious since pirates of the caribean trailer looked nothing like that.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on April 29, 2011, 03:47:30 pm
I'm watching it tomorrow :)
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GOH on April 29, 2011, 06:39:30 pm
I'm watching it next week. Rotten Tomatoes gave it 93% so I'm all hyped up to go. :sugoi:
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Psycho Krusher on April 30, 2011, 05:59:36 pm
Thor.

Yup, it was nice. Maybe I'm not that hyped as critics on rottentomatoes, but still... it's really worth seeing. Solid superhero movie, with cool characters and beautiful vision of Asgard. Frost Giants and their homeland looked very cool also.
And yeah, actor who played Loki put a great performance - definitely the best one in a movie.


EDIT: 3D still sucks for me. Have yet to see movie with REALLY good 3D effect. Or maybe I'm just expecting too much from it. Dunno.
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Post by: Bea on May 01, 2011, 12:55:44 am
Thor!

It's awesome and have shirtless shots of a muscley, bearded, blonde guy that is such a feast for the eyes! :D
And Odin. o.o Scary, frightening Odin.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on May 04, 2011, 04:11:41 pm
Thor

YES, what it lacked in action, was made up with charm and nice visuals. Very enjoyable, you can see a lot of love (money?) was put into this, go watch it.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Luis Alejandro on May 04, 2011, 04:28:19 pm
ITS NOT OUT YET IN AMERICA

WTF
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on May 04, 2011, 07:09:38 pm
hahahaha bitch
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Insigniawarfare on May 05, 2011, 12:07:24 pm
Fast Five

The movie was really good it was actually one of the best fast and furious movies that came out. Favorite quote from movie "Did he grab that ass or did he slap that ass......waiting.....you still didn't answer my question yet"

I am number 4

It wasn't that bad IMO, i didn't know it was a type movie with super powers but number 6 is a beast in that movie now she a bad chick.

Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: S.D. on May 05, 2011, 08:15:05 pm
ITS NOT OUT YET IN AMERICA

WTF
This. OH WELL. Just one day left.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Titiln on May 07, 2011, 07:47:58 am
thor

it was a great movie and i really want to see how these characters interact in the avengers
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Psycho Krusher on May 07, 2011, 07:23:19 pm
Source Code

The ending was kinda "meh", but whole movie was great. Thrilling, exciting... very solid. And the actress who was playing Goodwin... man, she was amazing.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Mechy on May 08, 2011, 09:14:14 am
Good fellas
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GOH on May 08, 2011, 01:56:09 pm
^Where's the review?

Fast Five

Great movie. Got my faith in the FF series back. Lots of Brazilian/Portuguese goodness. Joaquim de Almeida FTW! The Rock sprayin' testosterone all over the place, and the whole crew bossin. Car chase with safe = WIN. Great movie galera! D:
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Mechy on May 08, 2011, 04:02:16 pm
Oh fuck. i wrote that 9 in the morning. Compleatly forgot.

It was really good. Best mafia movie i have seen. I loved the main three characters. The movie almost made me want to start a life of crime till the ending. :V
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷShadyƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on May 08, 2011, 04:14:39 pm
^Where's the review?

Fast Five

Great movie. Got my faith in the FF series back. Lots of Brazilian/Portuguese goodness. Joaquim de Almeida FTW! The Rock sprayin' testosterone all over the place, and the whole crew bossin. Car chase with safe = WIN. Great movie galera! D:
http://mugenguild.com/forumx/index.php?topic=128371.0
It sucks.
Hmmmmm?

The Fast and the Furious franchise has been lacking the sort of opposition needed to present some sort of stakes amidst the vehicular action, and in Johnson comes the right type of action man antagonist for this type of movie. He also matches up wonderfully with Vin Diesel, with The Rock taking on The Diesel in a battle of bald headed, muscle ripping superiority that reaches its zenith in a well choreographed, bone crunching fight scene.


Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GOH on May 08, 2011, 04:59:15 pm
I was under drugs that day. STOP JUDGING ME.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷShadyƸ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ on May 08, 2011, 05:10:16 pm
I was under drugs that day. STOP JUDGING ME.
Please forgive me.  :-[
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Luis Alejandro on May 08, 2011, 08:27:58 pm
Naked gun

Holy shit this made me laugh so much.. gonna watch the other sequels now
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on May 09, 2011, 04:45:25 pm
Fast Five

Not a fan of the movie franchise but OH MY GOD, WHY DOES THIS MOVIE KICK SO MUCH ASS?? D: 
It's Ocean's Eleven meets the most destruction my eyes have seen in years. Guys, go watch it, you will not regret it.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GOH on May 09, 2011, 04:58:41 pm
EXCUSE ME OFFICER

LICENSE AND REGISTRATION PLEASE

BAM! *car flips over*
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on May 09, 2011, 06:52:43 pm
Actually, car races in the fashion of the first 3 movies (haven't seen 4) take the back seat in this movie, it's all about the plot, and Vin Diesel and The Rock out to get each other, AND Brazilian Mafia.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: GOH on May 09, 2011, 07:11:04 pm
I thought The Rock's face was gonna explode every time he was on screen. He was always sweating and with that "come at me bro" face on.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: walt on May 09, 2011, 07:24:06 pm
The Rock is awesome, I'm glad he got out of wrestling and made the jump into movies. It could have been so much wasted potential.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Person Man on May 10, 2011, 12:17:02 am
Thor

Proof positive that Marvel should be the only ones to make Marvel movies.  The CGI wasn't the greatest I've seen but incredible cast, incredible acting, and great action.  Also, if you see it make sure to stay until after the credits because:
Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 11, 2011, 02:25:52 am
Deadgirl

when raping a zombie counted as good idea.

but that was not "rape" rape, since the girl was dead and left for years in a basement,
but it was not necrophiliac because the dead body was alive.

the zombie girl was breathing, but it was also cold, but then the wound from the gunshot was warm, the skin looks pale but not rotting, but they say it smelled bad, and green goo came out of the gunshot wounds, but when her face got beaten up she bled red blood,

it has wild pubes down there for realism, but her underarm was clean shaved,

inconsistency was everywhere as if the director wanted to make an ironical joke, or maybe it was meant to be like that...  o_O



The Rite

it was exorcist with anthony hopkins's talent.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Duos.act on May 12, 2011, 05:53:10 pm
Deadgirl

when raping a zombie counted as good idea.

but that was not "rape" rape, since the girl was dead and left for years in a basement,
but it was not necrophiliac because the dead body was alive.

the zombie girl was breathing, but it was also cold, but then the wound from the gunshot was warm, the skin looks pale but not rotting, but they say it smelled bad, and green goo came out of the gunshot wounds, but when her face got beaten up she bled red blood,

it has wild pubes down there for realism, but her underarm was clean shaved,

inconsistency was everywhere as if the director wanted to make an ironical joke, or maybe it was meant to be like that...  o_O



The Rite

it was exorcist with anthony hopkins's talent.

That's not two lines : P

ANYWAY

Taken

Holy shit, this movie was fucking awesome.  I know I'm late but I don't care, this movie was like an old school action movie throwback, and had so many badass moments I can't even begin to pick a favorite.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Mechy on May 12, 2011, 07:00:09 pm
I have heard so much good stuff about taken. Now i really want to see it.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Duos.act on May 12, 2011, 08:41:11 pm
Go fucking watch it right now.  It's plot is basically Final Fight except in France and Haggar is a badass agent motherfucker.
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: Mechy on May 12, 2011, 08:44:39 pm
its my rent movie for the weekend then
Title: Re: Last movie you watched + 2 lines review.
Post by: kakkoii superhero on May 13, 2011, 02:27:55 am
I have heard so much good stuff about taken. Now i really want to see it.

even though the movie was cool
IMO Liam Neeson was born for medieval theme movies only, it feels weird to see him in modern theme movies