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Re: Virgin Support Group Thread

 October 05, 2009, 01:50:35 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
 Board: Hall of Fame

Michael Jacksons
    

Re: Virgin Support Group Thread

 October 05, 2009, 01:49:37 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
 Board: Hall of Fame

    

Re: "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all.

 October 05, 2009, 01:15:31 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all. (Started by #Shaun October 01, 2009, 02:38:08 am
 Board: Gaming

You don't know me son.
    

Re: Cross over fighting games you would love to see

 October 05, 2009, 01:09:37 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Cross over fighting games you would love to see (Started by Deathz0r August 30, 2009, 09:06:54 am
 Board: Fighting Games

Battletoads VS Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

 :suttrox:
    

Re: Random Topic V4: Semper Games

 October 05, 2009, 01:03:32 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Random Topic V4: Semper Games (Started by Titiln March 18, 2008, 03:07:17 am
 Board: All That's Left

Had a customer come in yesterday going on about some business trip he had at Microsoft. Apparently this guy saw the new xbox Microsoft is developing. He had the opportunity to play with it for ten minutes. According to him, it's a next-gen Wii. Don't know if he's full of shit but I've fallen out of the loop of latest gaming news so. Yeah. Whateva
    

Re: Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more

 October 05, 2009, 12:58:14 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more (Started by #Shaun October 03, 2009, 04:53:05 am
 Board: All That's Left

Not to mention that one incident of that black guy calling me an oreo or something. No #Shauns allowed downtown apparently  :-\
    

Re: CIVIL WAR

 October 04, 2009, 03:18:58 pm View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in CIVIL WAR (Started by Bastard Walt October 02, 2009, 05:14:26 pm
 Board: Feedback

    

Re: "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all.

 October 03, 2009, 04:27:35 pm View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all. (Started by #Shaun October 01, 2009, 02:38:08 am
 Board: Gaming

For one game it did. (if you guys know me well you know what i'm referring to)
    

Re: "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all.

 October 03, 2009, 07:26:14 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all. (Started by #Shaun October 01, 2009, 02:38:08 am
 Board: Gaming

I think the stickers is a good idea. There are too many dumb parents who dont even know what M rating means.

It doesn't matter. The real definition of "mature" in video games has yet to resurrect again.
    

Re: Happenings

 October 03, 2009, 06:28:13 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Happenings (Started by moolambo October 02, 2009, 01:29:16 pm
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: Random Topic V4: Semper Games

 October 03, 2009, 06:17:09 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Random Topic V4: Semper Games (Started by Titiln March 18, 2008, 03:07:17 am
 Board: All That's Left

All signs point to major butthurt. It's all a ruse.
    

Re: Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more

 October 03, 2009, 06:02:32 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more (Started by #Shaun October 03, 2009, 04:53:05 am
 Board: All That's Left

you need to write memoirs or something, you got some colorful shit going on in your life

I think about doing this time to time. My life could be a blockbuster smash, one worthy of a pirate download.

Looking back in retrospect I'm sure I could've got things done quicker had it not been for my anger but fuck, how much can fate throw at one man before breaking?
    

Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more

 October 03, 2009, 04:53:05 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Yo-Yo Ma, cops, locksmiths, a lost war veteran and more (Started by #Shaun October 03, 2009, 04:53:05 am
 Board: All That's Left

It's been a long time since I shared a crazy story. This happened within the last 24 hours

THURSDAY: Yo-Yo Ma and the nightlife

- went to see yo-yo ma peform last night
- arrived 1 hr 30 mins early
- gathered keys, ticket and security money
- placed in pocket
- arrive at the show
- sit in designated seat while reading the program
- overhear a conversation between to old folks about how young kids are stressed from homework and how boring it would be for yo-yo ma to play bach
- time dwindles as the audience packs the theatre
- show starts, opening acts ensue
- old money bags and accompanying hag sip $20 glasses of wine and leave before yo-yo ma actually performs (impatience or lack of interest?)
- yo-yo ma comes out, rocks da house. just by watching him it's evident he has a strong passion for what he does, as well as appreciation for others around him
- concert finishes, i walk 10 blocks to my car parked next to the parking meter only to find out i lost my keys
- backtrack an equivalent of a 2-mile radius with no luck, no keys reported loss back at the theatre
- i set a guiness world record for cursing the most and the loudest downtown
- sacriface my much-needed gas money to catch a cab since it's far too late in the evening
- (the plan is to catch the bus back downtown next morning and search search search)
- i tell my cab driver the story, he sympathizes, gives me three cigs and i get him an extra 3 bucks tip
- cab drops me off at my mother's, i call the local non-emergency hotline to waiver plausible ticketing or towing of my vehicle...
- ...instead im told to leave a note on the window stating my case to ward off any penalty. leave a note. on a piece of paper. on my windshield. in the rain.
- ...also told to call parking violations. i get the number, dial and told that "this number is no longer vaild"
- i try to watch tv to ease my nerves only to see that the first thing to pop on tv is that infamous seinfeld episode where everybody forgets where they parked in the garage

FRIDAY: Cops, payphones, locksmiths and lotsa RAGE

- wake up around 8am sometime and catch the earliest bus downtown
- walk through a fuckton of mud and construction in the same dress garments as last night (remember, no keys, no car, no access to my apt.)
- (as im walking i try to make a call only to find out i left my cellphone, which was near dead, at my mothers house. FUCK)
- get a tsunami of roadside splash from some punk ass driver
- continue to walk about a mile towards my car only to find out my keys are inside the car
- (evidently as i grabbed my coat with the keys, ticket and money inside, the keys fell out without me recognizing it)
- im relived that theyre not lost somewhere in the city but now i have a new problem: getting them out da car
- i walk seven blocks to the nearest payphone in the sunny skylight that is downtown informing my mom
- downtown library doesnt open for another half hour so i ask her to check on some locksmiths as i make my way back to the car to put change in the meter
- im walking and notice signs on dozens of meters saying "NO PARKING TODAY". what the fuck.
- so yeah, still walking back to the car, an old couple creeps up on me wanting directions to the VA hospital
- i inform them how to get there but theyre old and shit and im horrible giving directions to drive somewhere
- i told them id help them out by printing out directions from mapquest as soon as the library opens, they give me a lift there and its on like popcorn
- 5 mins pass, i give them the directions, old geezer appreciates my scouts honor and offers a buck for my time. i refuse, say "take care" and handle my shit
- i inform library security of my situation (car is parked in from of a meter with "No Parking Today" on it, next to the library, a block away from the police station") but they very rudely tell me to basically get the fuck out and talk to a cop about my problem
- rage rage
- more payphone phone tag with mom and possible locksmith price estimates. not looking good but so what (got paid today, even tho its rent money)
- i walk a fuckton more, spotting six sheriff cars with no cops in them, then i see some big fat ass cop who looks like faizon love enter some "give me money because im a dipshit woman who had lots of sex and got a baby as a constallation prize" center
- i tell him my deal, he has a cop meet me by the car and....we meet.
- i tell him my keys are in there, he gets his slim jim and tries to jimmy it open.
- no luck.
- no luck because he's an impatient fuck who got called off manning some empty parking lot or some shit and decides to only jimmy open one door (passenger door no less)
- rage rage rage rage
- "im sorry but youre gonna have to try somebody else. i got an appointment in 5 minutes, i gotta be some place." puts the slim jim back in the trunk and gets in the car.
- my rage increases and i yell "thanks for the half-assed help you fucking piece of shit." have no idea if he heard me but he speeds away.
- during all this a bum is being a vulture of the area, offering to help me get my kets. bitch has nothing but a walmart bag of clothes. no bum. no thank you.
- a woman pushes her child in teh stroller down the street and i ask if she has change for a dollar so i can make another call (running desparately low on funds at this point). she just gives me 50 cents then asks if i had to make a quick call cuz if i did she'd let me use her cell
- i tell her i need to call a locksmith so i hav eno idea. she gives it up and i call. locksmith says theyll be there in 30 minutes.
- time passes as the bum hawks my car. fucking bum.
- the woman's father meets me and says he could get my keys using a coathanger, for $20 bucks. sure, if you can do it.
- he doesnt have one, he drives up the street to a gastation for one ???
- he comes back but by this time the locksmith is there. $130 to get my shit. i have no cash. is credit ok?
- "no but we can go to an atm machine." fine whatever. i start the car. transmission is studdering and slipping cuz it needs fluid and i almost break my cv axle again. in the middle of an intersection. almost hit by some cars
- RAGE, WHERE ART THOU? OH THERE YOU ARE! AARRRGGGHHH RAGE BLAH BLAH RAAAGEEEEEEE
- i drive a few blocks to the marathon gas station. atm machine is busted. i hav eno idea where anotehr station is. i scream "ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME? THIS IS SOME PUNK ASS MOTHERFUCKING BULLLSHHIIIIIIIIIT!" everyone freaks out as i leave
- locksmith is terrified at this point, but courageous enough to get his money.
- as i drive i curse A LOT, hand gestures accompanied. everyone including the locksmith is looking in worry
- he tails me nearly 10 miles to a gas station that just so happens to be down the street from my mother.
- i go in, get the money, give it to him, put transmission fluid in the car and have a moment with myself since im having mass rage issues
- i visit my mom, tell her the deal, she gives me money so i can still pay rent.

AFTERMATH
 
- forgot i had to take my uncle to work. i leave my mothers, head to his house them zoom back to his job spot in nearly an hour
- i drive back home to rest a bit. then leave again to get hella duplicate keys made.
- i give some to my grandmother, she also gives me some money to help me out
- i get something to eat. waste mustard on my dingy dress shirt that i just bought yesterday. get pissed and whine about it.
- time passes, day grows weary, i go to Target to buy a red bull, go back to my car and listen to Mitch Hedburg
- more time passes, clean up my house, take out trash and see my smokin hot neighbor doing the same
- proceed to post about a stressful day about my life that's more or less insignificant to you all.


car's cool, still got the ticket and program book from the show and now im off to get some more burgers cuz im burgin like a motherfucker






THE END. the moral to this story is: if you lose your keys, make sure you have spares made

tl:dr version: Yo-Yo Ma, indianapolis symphony orchestra, lots of rain, cab, ironic seinfeld episode, cop confrontations, bum confrontation, locksmiths, lost war veteran, red bull, other shit (just read it yo)
    

Re: Staring at naked breasts is good for you.

 October 01, 2009, 03:41:05 pm View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Staring at naked breasts is good for you. (Started by Metroid Budgie October 01, 2009, 07:32:35 am
 Board: All That's Left

According to the article this scientific study was tested for five years. By a woman. Awesome.
    

Re: What R U listening to right now?

 October 01, 2009, 05:25:57 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in What R U listening to right now? (Started by ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! August 28, 2007, 04:15:50 pm
 Board: Entertainment

    

Re: yours best fighting musics or songs ?

 October 01, 2009, 05:01:24 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in  yours best fighting musics or songs ?  (Started by ranzou August 09, 2009, 03:50:15 pm
 Board: Entertainment

    

Re: Virgin Support Group Thread

 October 01, 2009, 04:57:16 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
 Board: Hall of Fame

Black folk left you high and dry huh?
    

"Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all.

 October 01, 2009, 02:38:08 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in "Debate on Violent Video Games May Finally Get Settled." Once and for all. (Started by #Shaun October 01, 2009, 02:38:08 am
 Board: Gaming

Final Round: the Supreme Court

If you give the slightest shit about your rights as a gamer then I suggest you read the article in full and pay attention to the oncoming events that'll soon follow.
    

Re: Capcom Taking Suggestions for next VS Fighter

 September 30, 2009, 07:10:27 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in Capcom Taking Suggestions for next VS Fighter (Started by Person Man September 23, 2009, 03:00:12 pm
 Board: Fighting Games

    

Re: No more training wheels.

 September 30, 2009, 07:04:24 am View in topic context
 Posted by #Shaun  in No more training wheels. (Started by Iced September 27, 2009, 10:08:11 pm
 Board: All That's Left

Four words: It's about damn time.