Board: All That's Left
First, I'll make sweet passionate love to my wife, then immediately turn evil, thus breaking her heart.Well.. I did ask for creative and imaginative answers.
After she has the kids, they are sent away to live with my brother in Utah or something.
I'll rise through the ranks of the government, eventually settling for a right-hand-man position, since I'm a shitty leader anyway but do enjoy the spoils of power.
A revolution will likely start at this point. Over the years, I'll do what I can to crush it, but inevitably fail. But somehow I always make it someone else's fault and avoid all the blame.
But alas, this will all be in vain, because eventually one of the twins will arrive, leading th revolution, and attempt to slay my boss.
Being a softy, I'll turn on my boss and aid my son in killing my ex-boss, but I have this feeling I'll be critically injured in the process. But I'll die doing a good deed, and that's what matters.

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