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Re: How do you trim your facial hair?

 December 17, 2009, 11:52:43 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in How do you trim your facial hair? (Started by momo! December 15, 2009, 05:09:24 pm
 Board: All That's Left

i let my gf use a straight razor on my face if she will be naked when she does
    

Re: What do you feel about normal marriage?

 December 17, 2009, 11:20:43 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in What do you feel about normal marriage? (Started by kakkoii superhero December 17, 2009, 02:01:17 pm
 Board: All That's Left

Iam getting married  june 2010, but the intivation had nt been printed yet, so it may be a little later if grandparents can not get visa to get here. I finally got engaged to my gf of 6 years on valentine day because miss behaven kept saying no to my proposals. I want to spend the rest of my life with her and kids no matter how old and fat she becomes.
    

Re: Virgin Support Group Thread

 November 29, 2009, 05:39:33 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
 Board: Hall of Fame

get ready to add dragon claw and wonder why none mention ruben kee last week.
    

Re: A christian Side Hug

 November 25, 2009, 11:07:43 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in A christian Side Hug (Started by Iced November 25, 2009, 08:48:33 pm
 Board: All That's Left

see if u can find stupid jew music now.
    

Re: MissBHaven's "Hit List"

 November 21, 2009, 09:59:24 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in MissBHaven's "Hit List" (Started by MissB November 20, 2009, 02:14:49 am
 Board: All That's Left

nothing funnyer than dead babies
    

Re: What you planning for christmas...

 November 07, 2009, 09:59:38 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in What you planning for christmas... (Started by Nnaajj November 06, 2009, 10:45:01 pm
 Board: All That's Left

You have to be kidding....  Christmas?  Someone tell me this thread is a joke.  People who start discussing Christmas before Dec 1 deserve punishment.  40 years in the electric chair, pushed down 17 flights of stairs, forced to listen to me sing "Santa Baby".  I'm really tempted to report this thread!

:bow:

you are going to be naughty or nice?
    

Re: Amazon reviews of the Bible

 November 05, 2009, 10:23:16 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Amazon reviews of the Bible (Started by Bastard Wolf November 04, 2009, 05:03:03 pm
 Board: All That's Left

i think i saw that movie.
    

Re: Treat yourself to something special today, what is it?

 November 05, 2009, 10:20:09 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Treat yourself to something special today, what is it? (Started by MissB November 05, 2009, 09:10:51 pm
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: How do I explain you people to my Mom?

 October 25, 2009, 05:36:42 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in How do I explain you people to my Mom? (Started by MissB October 23, 2009, 11:41:14 am
 Board: All That's Left

lol mbh gots to be good while moms around
    

Re: Being a real woman, by ralph lauren

 October 18, 2009, 05:30:39 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Being a real woman, by ralph lauren (Started by Iced October 08, 2009, 12:07:26 am
 Board: All That's Left

women have faces?
    

Re: Being a real woman, by ralph lauren

 October 18, 2009, 01:40:09 am View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Being a real woman, by ralph lauren (Started by Iced October 08, 2009, 12:07:26 am
 Board: All That's Left



HA!  According to that same chart, I should weight 115 pounds.  So I am technically more overweight than that girl.

There is no WAY I'm giving up ice cream, chocolate and my cookies just so I can fit into a size 0.

:bow:

you weight is in the right place.
    

Re: Being a real woman, by ralph lauren

 October 17, 2009, 12:25:35 am View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Being a real woman, by ralph lauren (Started by Iced October 08, 2009, 12:07:26 am
 Board: All That's Left

my woman has curves, she isn't bones. im not attracted to skinny women.
    

Re: Barack get Nobel Prize

 October 11, 2009, 03:00:44 am View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Barack get Nobel Prize (Started by 1nfrnus October 09, 2009, 12:49:39 pm
 Board: All That's Left

Amish? Nice try babe. The Amish are tax exempt. They build their own schools and roads. No computers babe.

Wait a minute. Those fucks do use our roads when they go to town. We need to rush out there and tax them for that shit.

lmao

she amish alrite.  i got pictures.
    

Re: Virgin Support Group Thread

 October 11, 2009, 12:23:57 am View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
 Board: Hall of Fame

im to be looking for wedding shit online
    

Re: Post your picture thread

 December 18, 2008, 10:43:01 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Post your picture thread (Started by Gaptooth INC. April 02, 2006, 11:06:12 pm
 Board: All That's Left

administrator makes a thread with MI Official chat and it aint cat_lounge.  im just sayin.
    

Re: Post your picture thread

 December 18, 2008, 10:24:50 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Post your picture thread (Started by Gaptooth INC. April 02, 2006, 11:06:12 pm
 Board: All That's Left

    

Re: Post your picture thread

 December 13, 2008, 08:31:45 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Post your picture thread (Started by Gaptooth INC. April 02, 2006, 11:06:12 pm
 Board: All That's Left

from april

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty
    

Re: What R U listening to right now?

 December 13, 2008, 07:43:32 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in What R U listening to right now? (Started by ( ゚ o゚) It's Urza! August 28, 2007, 04:15:50 pm
 Board: Entertainment

some Italian folk music
    

Re: Dating Ethics 101

 December 13, 2008, 06:46:21 pm View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Dating Ethics 101 (Started by Luis Alejandro December 11, 2008, 01:59:15 am
 Board: All That's Left

Proud is not the word I would use. More like thank you older Milf lady you have came through in my dreaded 18 to 21 phase. Also I will have you know that one of those married girls, one my age, broke my tiny little heart.   --;I do have to say though that it is a very weird feeling, when you know that not only does someone want to kill you but has the right to do so by your own ethics. Married women's husbands can be very annoying at times.
older women rule.  they know what they want, no fucking games and they know what there doing. you get a married one you got to watch you aint a revenge fuck, then she does tell and husband come after your ass.
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But babe? Are you saying that you are going to marry a guy and hope that he dies so you can have the nice young pool guy?
she did twice, ask why we call her black widow.
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That's because I'm not getting any right now Rickard. I'm stuck at home without my girl thinking about going to the bar down the street and finding the easiest pray in the world.I'm trying to be a good guy but I'm board and my girl doesn't come back till after Christmas.I may not be able to survive. Fucking Christmas baugh humbug
id like to ship mine off for a week, getting some aint worth  her nagging on me,
    

Re: Post your room or flat/apartment

 November 20, 2008, 12:30:58 am View in topic context
avatar  Posted by Zip Mechanic  in Post your room or flat/apartment (Started by Van's September 14, 2008, 07:32:04 pm
 Board: All That's Left