Board: Entertainment
However, In the distant future, the Earth is a desolate wasteland thanks to mankind's something or other. The only thing that distracts humans from the doomed fate to walk across the bleak wasteland forever is an entertainment called Pong, where two ship pilots attempt to prevent a ball from getting past a line behind their ship. If it does, they get engulfed in INFINITE HORRIFYING FIRE. OH MY GOD.
Then one day, an alien arrives from the stars and challenges the greatest pong player on and his sexy girlfriend and the token black character to a game of... PONG. But this time, the stakes are THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE ITSELF! Jack Pongplayer, the modern gladiator pilot must go on a journey of self-discovery at his local high school where he is bullied and must find out how to believe in himself... BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!!!! (the extra exclamation marks means that it's exciting).
Vin Diesel is Jack Pongplayer in...
PONG.
Coming to cinemas in July 230870875028356083257238568409.


