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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
The intruder reels back, clawing at his face, shouting madly, "Feces, my one weakness!!"
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in Zero Suit Samus. (Started by Bastard Mami February 13, 2009, 07:27:53 pm
Board: Projects
*crosses fingers for naughty/clean versions of ZS Samus battle damage*
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in LADY GAGA.... is a man? (Started by unbeknowNst September 17, 2009, 12:37:54 am
Board: All That's Left
Not ugly enough to be Lady Gaga. But good try.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
The women notice their wacky gay zombie cowboy sidekick is missing; probably on some misadventure which will conveniently allow the writers to introduce the villains.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
The women shuffle their decks, shouting catch phrases as they do, ready for the game of their lives against these androids.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Three years pass, and Jake and Henrietta learn to play YuGiOh, hoping the challenge the androids to a children's card game for the fate of the world.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Dancing fools, they were, and barely clothed to boot!
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Henrietta's attention soon turned to the nearly naked and quite lonely Jake, and so, being ever the kind woman she is, she approaches her and holds Jake tight, whispering that she can take Jake's worries away, and all Jake needs to do is keep an open mind.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
The creature gleefully accepts, having only recently seen Brokeback Mountain and deducing that all cowboys enjoyed being violated, and drags him back to his lair to penetrate him in various ways; meanwhile, Jake, being an attractive women, suddenly became physically hot and began removing articles of clothing one by one.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Thoroughly disgusted, and disappointed at the sudden lack of an attractive woman in this narrative, the majority of the audience (the ones not into guro, that is) get up and leave, deciding to instead fap to something less gross.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
For now, we must focus on the alien babe and the vengeful facehugger; they are the important things of the now, of course.
Re: InuYasha: The Final Act UNOFFICIAL Trailers
September 20, 2009, 05:30:23 am
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in InuYasha: The Final Act UNOFFICIAL Trailers (Started by *Ichiron47* September 19, 2009, 01:55:00 am
Board: Entertainment
I'msure none of your edits would be as inept as to let their foe power up and flee. After all, they have no relation whatsoever to-- Oh wait.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
He can only hope those same clothes will manage to vanish, revealing a wonderful, absolutely flawless body that certainly must lie beneath!
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in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pm
Board: Hall of Fame
Invincibility.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Suddenly, and completely without warning, as things that happen suddenly often occur, a noob once again shows his face, only this time, not in a thread, but in the Blue Oyster, intent on spreading his noobish banter throughout the world!
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pm
Board: All That's Left
Suddenly, he became overpowered by the urge to eat the marshmallow tower, as he realizes he is very hungry and doesn't particularly mind the fire.
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 am
Board: All That's Left
bricks when he
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 am
Board: All That's Left
is even worse.
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 am
Board: All That's Left
a horrible spriter
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in I love MFG (Started by Str8 BigSally September 13, 2009, 10:44:31 pm
Board: All That's Left
I'm following the Zero Suit Samus and Ivy WIPS very closely, as well as navets' tweaks of Ninja Val.
Also, to learn the art of posting well. When I leave here, I want to leave with the knowledge to create and distribute lulz to every corner of teh interwebz I visit.
This place is just awesome.
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in Zero Suit Samus. (Started by Bastard Mami February 13, 2009, 07:27:53 pmBoard: Projects
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in LADY GAGA.... is a man? (Started by unbeknowNst September 17, 2009, 12:37:54 amBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
Re: InuYasha: The Final Act UNOFFICIAL Trailers
September 20, 2009, 05:30:23 am View in topic context
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in InuYasha: The Final Act UNOFFICIAL Trailers (Started by *Ichiron47* September 19, 2009, 01:55:00 amBoard: Entertainment
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in The thread, the myth, the LEGEND: the shit thread (Started by gfw spacezilla August 30, 2007, 01:40:47 pmBoard: Hall of Fame
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in One-sentence-at-a-time story (Started by Metroid Budgie September 18, 2009, 04:39:30 pmBoard: All That's Left
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 amBoard: All That's Left
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 amBoard: All That's Left
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in 3 word game (Started by Jax September 18, 2009, 01:51:53 amBoard: All That's Left
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in I love MFG (Started by Str8 BigSally September 13, 2009, 10:44:31 pmBoard: All That's Left
Also, to learn the art of posting well. When I leave here, I want to leave with the knowledge to create and distribute lulz to every corner of teh interwebz I visit.
This place is just awesome.