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Title: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 03:55:45 pm
yo!

This afternoon (right now it's like 6:30 in the morning), I am picking a friend up from the San Jose International Airport.

she's a friend I made through the internet! and she's from Japan....

I'm just surprised it's actually happening

before anyone pulls out a remark such as, "She's probably a guy IRL" and stuff like that...

I know for sure she is real because we've Skype'd many times and showed each other pictures, talked on the phone and yada yada

and no she is not a shemale

Spoiler, click to toggle visibilty

anyways, I feel a bit nervous and excited at the same time.
do not mistake my "excitedness" for "horniness" or "sexual fantasies"
I'm just really looking forward to showing her what America was like
besides, I heard life SUCKS in Asia
so I wanna show her a great time

as far as I know, she only likes America for High School Musical and Miley Cyrus.
I'm gonna have to somehow show her that America is not all about that stereotype and stuff
hopefully she'll enjoy it otherwise

hahah

what should I do guys?

how can I tell if she's a good person or not?
some girls out there (especially Asian women) only meet up with American guys JUST TO GET A TICKET TO AMERICA AND AFTERWARD THEY DITCH YOU
so that's what I want to know... if she's a good person or not

is there any signs or body language or something I could look out for?

I have a feeling that some people will not be able to take this thread seriously since the Guild is full of LuLz!

Try to remain logical and serious in this thread for me :)
Thank you.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: K.O.D on July 20, 2010, 04:14:09 pm
She'll marry you and then dump you after she gets american citizenship.

True story.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 04:18:05 pm
show her how much bigger your cock is and congrats. That's one of my top sexual fantasies I'm so Jealous
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Average Mugen Guild Poster on July 20, 2010, 05:55:48 pm
besides, I heard life SUCKS in Asia
Interesting, I had no idea.
Show her how much bigger your cock is...
lol
is there any signs or body language or something I could look out for?
Well, usually women who are gold, or in this case green, digging usually stay away from your feelings or try to confront them in a poor manner.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 20, 2010, 06:21:25 pm
show her how much bigger your cock is and congrats. That's one of my top sexual fantasies I'm so Jealous

I would do that :P

now seriously... have a good time with her (and I'm not talking about sex or something like that)...

traveling to another country could be boring if you don't have a good partner
so, every place could be good, it all depends on you!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Anjel on July 20, 2010, 06:55:36 pm
besides, I heard life SUCKS in America
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 06:56:41 pm
Oh Anjel, we all know you love America.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 20, 2010, 07:02:20 pm
Keep macking RaiN :o

She'll marry you and then dump you after she gets american citizenship.

True story.
true story: my friend's dad's friend asked my friend to marry his daughter so she could get citizenship, AND he offered to pay 30,000 dollars.

He refused for some reason.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 07:09:51 pm
If that's the case I'm afraid we'll just be friends.
I don't know how she is really like in real life yet, so that's what kind of signs I should look out for.

So yeah... I guess when she's here I have to really see how she's like.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Chronan on July 20, 2010, 07:15:26 pm
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is there any signs or body language or something I could look out for?
She's from Japan so she should have very easy to pick up body language. She will fall on her head when she realizes something stupid and she will close her eyes when she's happy. As I've seen, Japanese people have a habit of making their feelings terribly obvious.

Also when they talk the only part that moves is their mouth, nothing else. Oh and you can throw her into a brick wall and she'd be totally fine(just a heads up for when the sex gets a little crazy), they are very flexible and durable people. Other than that just don't talk about Godzilla, instead bring up how much you fucking hate whales and dolphins.

It sounds pretty weird, you can learn more about Japanese people from your favorite anime.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: moolambo on July 20, 2010, 07:35:56 pm
ask her to have anal sex with you.




lol.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 20, 2010, 07:39:19 pm
Be yo self man, Hopefully everything works out for ya RaiN.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 07:40:14 pm
Take her to the SVGL or Milpitas GL. She'll feel like she's at home with all of the Japanese games and whatnot LOL.

Seriously, take her to the Tech Museum or something cool like that. Great America might even be cool(after all, its fun to go to ONCE at least). Go see Despicable Me. OH OH take her to Monterey or Santa Cruz. That's always fun. I'd suggest a Fanime gathering but I don't think there's any parties going anytime soon... Go up to the redwoods, which is fucking amazing.

As far as her being a good person, dude, if you've talked to her enough and she hasn't sent up any flags then its probably cool. 

Have fun.

EDIT:
Dude you should have told her to bring me doujinshi!

EDIT Part 2:
How long is she going to be here and what's her personality like? I can suggest more things to do when I know that.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 07:44:05 pm
if she coming overseas to come visit you, dude, she wants your cock.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: ALTERNATECHAR on July 20, 2010, 08:44:33 pm
another brother who won the lottery...congratuf***inglations...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 20, 2010, 08:48:35 pm
send her to vegas where she will meet me and I will turn her out
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 20, 2010, 08:52:30 pm
If she is coming to visit you dont be a total geek and GO OUT, take her to museums, places, dont repeat that "asia sucks" thing , not even half joking or she will think you think less of her, and if she wants something she will act on it, dont act as a creep , but dont refuse either, take her out and offer icecream and stuff like that.^

Above all, be polite and show interest.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 20, 2010, 09:29:14 pm
Here's your opportunity to finally know what it's like to murder somebody.
No one will ever know.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Rote Zaungast on July 20, 2010, 09:50:38 pm
tell her the usa became a 3rd world country overnight and see her reaction
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 09:59:28 pm
EDIT:
Dude you should have told her to bring me doujinshi!

EDIT Part 2:
How long is she going to be here and what's her personality like? I can suggest more things to do when I know that.

I should have totally told her to do that xD
Sorry I didn't know... >_<

She's staying for two weeks.
And this is gonna be interesting too cause she ain't renting no hotel.
she's staying at my place... in my room...
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE BTW GUYS

thanks though, everyone for the advice
I know some of them were silly, but boy, sure made me laugh xDDD

anyways, I'll post up pictures later to show you guys.
I'm leaving to the airport in about 2 hours and a half

Tech Museum, I totally forgot about that place :D
I gotta take her there.

So far I have Beaches, Great America, Monterey Bay Aquarium, paintballing (have two tickets never used), Raging waters, San Francisco, restaurants, and etc... more ideas are welcome!!

Despicable Me ?? Is that a good movie?
I will consider that too!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: moolambo on July 20, 2010, 10:03:26 pm
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she's staying at my place... in my room...
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE BTW GUYS
sorry to calm you down, but you'll probably do nothing with her. don't be too "hot-headed" or she will notice it all and everything will be fucked up (even your lost virginity plan).

CALM DOWN, BREATHE, RELAX.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: SinbadEV on July 20, 2010, 10:05:57 pm
BTW Japan is awesome... If things work out you should totally get her to show you around her country.

Also, make sure she doesn't eat too much McDonald's... Japanese food is on the whole really healthy and the greasy crap available in North America might make her ill.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 20, 2010, 10:07:01 pm
@rain
AHWHAHAhAHAHAHA you are really trying to get it in HAHAHA nice I say if you can do it go for it but im gonna tell you something right now Jap. girls are loud screamers so youre probably gonna be putting your hand over her mouth alot...

...if and only if thats your plan and you are a horny bastard. if not then dont worry about sex until she comes over. also buy rubbers just in case


oh and Despicable Me is cute as shit and should be watched true story
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Epic Winnery on July 20, 2010, 10:07:58 pm
Despicable Me

You must take her to see that, this will put a smile on her face. And if she is in some really deep stuff watch Inception or maybe Karate Kid.

Seriously, im jealous. You have a great opportunity pal. Act like how you always act like towards her through skype but a little more caring if thats how you put it. You have the perfect gun with many ammo, don't screw it up.

I swear if you show her 4chan or any stupid shit, I will come over there and punch you in your face and drink coffee.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 修羅 on July 20, 2010, 10:09:45 pm
she's staying at my place... in my room...
I'VE NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE BTW GUYS
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He thinks it'll happen
Oh Pierre~ :3

If it ever does happen, though, grats.


4chan
What's wrong with that besides a select few boards?
Besides, Japan has 2ch. It's even worse.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 10:10:23 pm
its like dat one anime....wait almost all animes follow this sorta plot.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 10:12:44 pm
You'd better have gotten my text dude.

ANYWAY, the sex thing, dude, just keep cool. And I'm sure you're aware, but if you don't have any get condoms.  You don't want to get cock blocked by not having them.  I suggest Trojans. Fuck yeah. JUST IN CASE IT HAPPENS.

Also, I need a personality STAT. Get me that and you get more suggestions. How old is she anyway? Have you guys been romantic?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:13:31 pm
It's not in my interest to be hot headed and you know... be all "Mr. Showoff, Toughguy, or whatever" kind of guy.

I have a feeling we might you know... intercourse but really that's not my priority.
my priority is to show her a good time here in America, lol

If it's one thing I'll say, sex is probably the last few things I wanna do
more focused on having fun and stuff!

I'll take her to watch Despicable Me for sure!!!

I swear, I don't even know what 4chan is, and I'm pretty sure it is stupid anyway. no use in showing her all the anime and manga that she wanted to leave behind in her country haha

ok but let's stop with the sex talk though I think that's between she and I haha
I wanna discuss the other things like hanging out

I'm gonna need to be very caring and help her out with a lot of stuff, but, I don't mind, she's my guest and I must treat them with the utmost respect and comfort.

I hope she likes a funny guy too cause I can be pretty funny at times
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 20, 2010, 10:14:15 pm
this thread owns!!!! im going to meet a japanese girl through the internet and invite her and fuck her
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:19:17 pm
You'd better have gotten my text dude.

ANYWAY, the sex thing, dude, just keep cool. And I'm sure you're aware, but if you don't have any get condoms.  You don't want to get cock blocked by not having them.  I suggest Trojans. Fuck yeah. JUST IN CASE IT HAPPENS.

Also, I need a personality STAT. Get me that and you get more suggestions. How old is she anyway? Have you guys been romantic?

Hoshi: I got a new cell phone number!! I'll PM you for the new number

Hoshi: She's not a typical girl you know... like the "insecure, unsure, innocent, and feminine" type of girl. she's like, the "adventurous, anti-conformist, naughty, and funny" type of girl. in other words she's more boyish than more girlish in terms of personality.

we've never been romantic before aside from uh... those silly "I love you forever" through emails and stuff. but that was months ago. this is the real deal now... face to face.

if perhaps I do fall for her, I will tell her. if I don't, then I won't.

she's 17. I'm 18.

we basically had an internet-relationship kind of thing a few months ago but it didn't work out because of the time zones and her busy schedule so we broke up. lol.

but she's still coming down here... and um, it'll kinda start fresh, anew, and you know, you learn more about each other in real life than behind a screen

If anyone is wondering how I met her, you can make some friends EASILY from Japan at www.Japan-Guide.com I'm registered there and so far I found more girls than guys asking me to be their friends.

I suggest you should study Japanese though. I'm a third year student in the language so it's easier to understand each other
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 20, 2010, 10:20:05 pm
this thread owns!!!! im going to meet a japanese girl through the internet and invite her and fuck her
Thank you for being the first to point out how ridiculous everyone is being.


Though sadly it will fly over most people's heads...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 10:20:56 pm
You're expressing emotions that I felt when I met my wife for the first time(not insinuating that she'll be your wife, but who knows?!). Like everyone's said, just keep cool, don't blatantly treat her like she's from Japan, and just show her around town. And don't forget to show her the pile of crapsnake statue at Market and San Carlos.

I hope she's good or you and I hope all of this works out in your favor.

ALSO, this is just like Train Man.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:24:17 pm
Yeah, I guess I'm being a little too excited and stuff.

some people seem to be pretty annoyed of bothered of it.
maybe it's attracting too much attention?

whatever the case, I should turn it down a few notches.

anyway, Hoshi send me the txt again if you can because I'm curious what it is
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 10:25:32 pm
18 YEAR OLD VIRGIN WITH WITH AN ADVENTUROUS GIRL FROM ANOTHER COUNTRY COMING TO VISIT YOU.  Its the basic plot of hentai
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 20, 2010, 10:27:45 pm
OK, I just have to say this.   What kind of irresponsible parents let a 17 year old daughter fly to another country unchaparoned to spend 2 weeks living with a guy she met on the net. 

 o_O
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Epic Winnery on July 20, 2010, 10:30:21 pm
And don't show her this forum either.
OK, I just have to say this.   What kind of irresponsible parents let a 17 year old daughter fly to another country unchaparoned to spend 2 weeks living with a guy she met on the net. 

 o_O
What kind of Irresponsible parents let a 14yr old girl invite 4 teenage boys and give them drugs only for the mother to have sex with them later?

In other words, you be surprised, and it's Asia... Asia
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:31:44 pm
Trust me people in Asia would do anything to get into America.

but that's not the case here, her father left her at an early age she doesnt even remember him

they live in a small typical apartment in Japan

and no I'm definitely not showing her this thread lol
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 修羅 on July 20, 2010, 10:34:04 pm
As long as you act, well, normal, errything should be aaaawwwright.
S'fun to have people over to visit. :D
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 20, 2010, 10:35:36 pm
 This is the most realistic suggestion you will get in this thread.


When she comes, make her to get a job somewhere so she can pay your bills before she marries you for citizenship. Threaten to report her to the feds if she opens her mouth to anyone.

If she doesn't comply, lock her up in your basement and make her your sex slave and have your friends pay money to have sex with her anytime they wish. Don't let them know that you're keeping her captive, though, just let them think she is your GF who needs money; no one will question you because they want sex with a hot Japanese shemale just like everyone other straight man on this planet. Do this for years until you make enough money to be considered rich, then release her from your house and abandon her after burning down your house to destroy all evidence. You should use all of the other money you saved up to buy another house somewhere else.

[/master plan]
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 10:35:42 pm
remember be shy a lot
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:36:10 pm
I'mma need to teach her some English too

like how we talk here in California... like how we say "like" a lot... like how we say HELLA, FORREALS, THATS COO, ARE YOU DOWN? kind of stuff

I also needa teach her how to say Really instead of Rearri

I'mma try to fix her Engrish!!! no offense intended
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 10:36:36 pm
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Quick question... Did she say that she was 17?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:37:45 pm
yeah she said she's 17

according to her birthdate as well
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 20, 2010, 10:38:54 pm
Is that considered underaged in your local area?  Could you end up in prison?

 o_O
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:42:42 pm
17 is considered underage.

As a matter of fact, I could be convicted for being a pedobear if she wanted to report me.
It could be 1 hour before she turns 18 and she can still press charges on me if she wanted.

But I think the court would think logically otherwise if it was like turning 18 in one hour.

However I won't do anything to harm/hurt her anyway.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 20, 2010, 10:45:17 pm
They can't do anything to you for that considering your age gap is probably only a few months to a year.

I had a 16 yr old gf in Cali when I was 18 and there was no drama although she was gonna be 17 that year no one made a big deal out of it.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 20, 2010, 10:46:38 pm
if you dont get laid.... Grr.... Rage...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 10:50:37 pm
My wife is 2 years older than me and no one really cared while we were dating(I was 15 and she was 17)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 20, 2010, 10:51:09 pm
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Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bea on July 20, 2010, 11:10:08 pm
As someone who isn't from America and has been there before, I will tell you this.
Speak slower than usual.

Let me repeat that.

Speak... slower... than... usual.

Otherwise she won't understand you. We don't get to speak and listen to English every single day in our lives, so we can't get what you're saying at first if you speak as you do with your friends.
Also, repeat what you said every time she asks for it. And asking once in a while if she understood what you said or if she wants you to repeat it wouldn't hurt.

Her pronunciation won't be perfect. Be polite and ask her to repeat or write down things she said and you didn't understand.

That's all I have to say on this matter.
Enjoy her company.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 20, 2010, 11:36:09 pm
Trust me people in Asia would do anything to get into America.

but that's not the case here, her father left her at an early age she doesnt even remember him

they live in a small typical apartment in Japan

and no I'm definitely not showing her this thread lol
I'mma need to teach her some English too

like how we talk here in California... like how we say "like" a lot... like how we say HELLA, FORREALS, THATS COO, ARE YOU DOWN? kind of stuff

I also needa teach her how to say Really instead of Rearri

I'mma try to fix her Engrish!!! no offense intended

A true gentleman, that will surely get her to drop em.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 20, 2010, 11:38:36 pm
...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 20, 2010, 11:40:00 pm
Personally I don't think the first time meeting her should be spent trying to train the accent out of her.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Anjel on July 20, 2010, 11:41:55 pm
Yeah, I was thinking the same. That's pretty stupid.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Hoshi on July 20, 2010, 11:57:54 pm
When you get pics of the trip, post em'.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 12:02:05 am
When you get pics of her sleeping, post em'.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 21, 2010, 12:40:58 am
Find out what the age of sexual consent is in Japan, and hope to God she never read American law. :hump:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 12:41:24 am
14 IIRC
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 21, 2010, 12:42:27 am
Also, wear a condom and shave off all your body hair, especially the pubes. Don't leave any evidence.

And purchase a gong and hit it once you've dropped your load. Most Japanese woman expect that.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: The Aboriginal One on July 21, 2010, 12:44:05 am
14 IIRC

I wouldn't think you would be the one to post this!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 12:45:08 am
how do you think he learned japanese
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 21, 2010, 12:47:36 am
He learned Japanese by having sex with 14 year old Japanese girls?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 12:48:09 am
yes
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: The Aboriginal One on July 21, 2010, 12:48:15 am
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 21, 2010, 12:48:47 am
...awesome
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 12:50:38 am
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.
im not sad im bappy  :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 12:51:27 am
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.
I still need to watch the 3rd film....


also I hang out in a channel with Machinaweapon who probably keeps a list of that kind of shit in his wallet
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: KAMEN RIDER! on July 21, 2010, 12:55:31 am
So this japanese girl is your friend right....
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 12:56:06 am
He just needs to CALM DOWN.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: The Aboriginal One on July 21, 2010, 12:56:59 am
So this japanese girl is your friend right....
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
Huh? and what made you think that?
Luis, you are a sad, strange man... and I pity you.
I still need to watch the 3rd film....


also I hang out in a channel with Machinaweapon who probably keeps a list of that kind of shit in his wallet

Ratsbarrel?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 21, 2010, 12:58:45 am
So this japanese girl is your friend right....
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
Huh? and what made you think that?

take a deep breath step back and re read it as if you were anyone that cared over her.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 01:00:22 am
It's hard to give a shit when you aren't hardcore weeaboo like 90% of the posters.


EDIT: HOLY SHIT MY POSTS IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: KAMEN RIDER! on July 21, 2010, 01:01:51 am
So this japanese girl is your friend right....
Cause reading the posts, it shows other wise.
Huh? and what made you think that?

take a deep breath step back and re read it as if you were anyone that cared over her.


Oh, lol most of those post were sarcasm :3
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 21, 2010, 01:02:34 am
It's hard to give a shit when you aren't hardcore weeaboo like 90% of the posters.

I failed to catch your meaning jesus, you mean that the weeaboos care more about her or that the weeaboos are fetishizing her and thus dont care about her?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 01:03:40 am
A combination of both. They're fetishizing her and think they care about her!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: The Aboriginal One on July 21, 2010, 01:04:17 am
I do not understand, Elaborate.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 01:04:52 am
It's lust, not love.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Sookoll on July 21, 2010, 01:05:39 am
Getting her to bed will be easy, she has probably never slept in one. Start it casually, say to her "you've probably heard of beds? wanna try sleeping in one?" and when she is laying on it, show her how we do things in America. That's how we won the war son.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bizarro Spike Lee on July 21, 2010, 01:09:06 am
DID SOMEONE SAY AGE OF CONSENT?!

 ;D

From memory or being told during my travels:

Japan: local based, baseline is 13 or 14
Amsterdam: 16
Germany: 14 but there's special rules
16 for most of the US (Including my home state of NEW JERSEY! YAY)


Don't get me started on marriage laws though.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: KAMEN RIDER! on July 21, 2010, 01:22:19 am
Thanks for the info?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: VinnyJ on July 21, 2010, 01:24:43 am
Try to remain logical and serious in this thread for me :)
Thank you.
Seems that failed.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 21, 2010, 01:29:23 am
Big time.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bizarro Spike Lee on July 21, 2010, 01:31:50 am
Thanks for the info?
I find your confusion intriguing... how old are you?  >:D  :-*
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 21, 2010, 03:22:22 am
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 21, 2010, 05:14:39 am
rape her/ him, while she/ he is sleeping from the jet lag  :ninja:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 21, 2010, 05:49:32 am
I'm envious. That's all i have to say. >.<

though, i'd have to agree with what Iced and Beatrice said. :-X
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bizarro Spike Lee on July 21, 2010, 03:47:52 pm
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.

...are you TRYING to get him trapped in the Friend Zone?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 08:28:06 pm
Rain is to embarrassed to tell us how he denied free sex last night
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 21, 2010, 09:10:20 pm
Or he is out not posting on the forums with his cellphone about it.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 21, 2010, 09:20:04 pm
He's online even posted some stuff at mi today.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 21, 2010, 11:26:56 pm
Posting in videogame forums is an aphrodisiac to Japanese girls.
It's the equivalent of a real man working on a car. 

He just can't post here in fear that she'll see that he's asked everybody for assistance in his plans for statutory rape.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 22, 2010, 03:33:45 am
maybe he passed out after finding out that she was a he who is a black belt judoka, while being pinned in a nasty submission and got raped in the ass  --;

joke, but seriously keep away from the beaches, otherwise she might leave you and hang around with dark skinned guys...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 22, 2010, 03:46:13 am
probably he is having sex...

mhhh naaah... he's out!

 :P
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 22, 2010, 06:09:35 am
Lol, What nosy Contributors you all are.  :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 22, 2010, 06:41:51 am
hahahHAHAHAH dude i can tell by your formatting and word choice that you're an eccentric little fucker. when shes there (if shes there i only read the first post) don't overthink anything. i'm guessing you want to have sex with her or something, she's female after all. so yeah, just act casual and playful, and don't overthink your moves. or you'll fail. not that that's a bad thing. aspergers doesn't have to control your life. offer to do something competitive, and then follow up with "if you do well i'll [something playful and fun. NOT sex!]". that way it's masculine but also not overbearing. use this advice, and you can get that girl.

...are you TRYING to get him trapped in the Friend Zone?

i guarantee my methods are better than awkwardly staring at her while trying to force out some shit he learned from watching subbed episodes of lucky star.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 22, 2010, 10:12:50 am
i guarantee my methods are better than awkwardly staring at her while trying to force out some shit he learned from watching subbed episodes of lucky star.

Cant argue with that.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 22, 2010, 09:07:39 pm
Lucky Star? Isn't that the old show with Ricky Schroder....with the robot girl?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 23, 2010, 09:13:07 am
HAHAHHAHA

I don't think I wanna pull moves on her
I mean I thought about it
but it seems too awkward

she's not my type in the romance factor

we're better off as friends

she's too... boyish

and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night
not that I'm saying its not natural
but damn, was I surprised

edit: I'll show pictures later if by any chance I'm interested
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 23, 2010, 10:19:33 am

so you sleep together for more than one night...with a stranger girl who specially go to your country and do nothing...

sounds very suspicious like some important details have been blurred out

are guys in a school camp or something like sleeping in a huge hall together with all other members and or teachers?
that would explain everything
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 23, 2010, 10:41:07 am
nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shit

not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway

however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type

so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts

I might take pictures tomorrow and show you guys

believe it or not though she is here with me

it's pretty hard to communicate though since I don't understand full Japanese
but I think she's catching along to English better

I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISH
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 23, 2010, 10:58:52 am
you make yourself in difficult situation now...
if you do nothing till she goes back to japan, then she will tell all her friends that she stayed with a nice gay.... if you're not attracted to her at all why bother stay in the same room?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Cybaster on July 23, 2010, 12:54:18 pm
Don't forget to take photos during the sex.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 23, 2010, 06:33:43 pm
Don't forget to take photos during the sex.

in 1st person perspective preferably  :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 23, 2010, 06:43:49 pm
give us more details on her farting
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 23, 2010, 06:48:37 pm
maybe it is a bit loose back there...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Gheleon on July 23, 2010, 07:45:40 pm
and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night

Nnnnniiiiiiiiiiiicceeeeeeeeeeeeee  :gonk:

But seriously, follow the advice of some of these people here, some of them sound very useful.
Be yourself and see what happens, otherwise you'll be surprised of what for crazy shit she'll do, I experienced that once with my Gf (she's half Japanese)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 23, 2010, 08:06:06 pm
LOL don't be a dickhead to her if you've been nice-guy for the last few days. "hmm i'd rather be friends so i think i'll completely change the way i act for....what reason exactly? this is a pretty good plan" -- something you actually thought.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 23, 2010, 08:08:28 pm
same room, boy + girl... flirting before... and no sex!!

damn... even if I'm a really shy dude... I can't believe that (specially on the situation you are)
 o_O
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 23, 2010, 08:55:52 pm
ikr

i wouldve at least got some finger action going on
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: K.O.D on July 23, 2010, 08:57:37 pm
...

stop friendzoning yourself.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 23, 2010, 09:08:34 pm
What the Christ, man. If she farts she's not exactly worthy of being your girlfriend. I know I wouldn't date a farter.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 23, 2010, 10:36:19 pm
Who said anything about dating?

Is she being flirtatious with you, Rain?
Staying in such close proximity to a girl, in most cases, should lead to some sorta sex...unless she's completely horrendous.

NOW...were these farts loud? Can you run an audio recorder the next time she falls asleep?
If you can get a recording of her farting, I would deem you the greatest person to have ever logged into the entire MUGEN community.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Valodim on July 23, 2010, 11:12:09 pm
:laugh4:

..on a more serious note, be a little more serious guys, please. We've had like five 'rape her' posts now, that should be enough to ensure our perceived manliness :P
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Foobs on July 23, 2010, 11:13:24 pm
I have the feeling this thread wouldn't have one third of the replies it has if the word japanese wasn't in the title.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: OZ on July 23, 2010, 11:14:40 pm
So...a friend from Arkansas is visiting
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 23, 2010, 11:15:57 pm
I have the feeling this thread wouldn't have one third of the replies it has if the word japanese wasn't in the title.

of course dont you see all of the "im so envious/jealous durr hurr" posts? mugen guild is a weaboo haven
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 23, 2010, 11:34:01 pm
i saw like two
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 23, 2010, 11:35:44 pm
and holy fucking shit she farted in her sleep like six times (while I was on awake) on the first night

You took her to Taco Bell , didn't you?

So...a friend from Arkansas is visiting

You said you wouldnt tell!!

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 23, 2010, 11:53:36 pm
it's not about japan thing, but this is the male version of the other "a friend coming, what to do" thread by tsukasa...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Rote Zaungast on July 24, 2010, 12:18:16 am
wasn't he japanese
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 24, 2010, 12:28:22 am
nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shit

not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway

however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type

so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts

I might take pictures tomorrow and show you guys

believe it or not though she is here with me

it's pretty hard to communicate though since I don't understand full Japanese
but I think she's catching along to English better

I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISH
Dude I seriously appreciate your honesty and I understand you dont want to appear like a horndog but seriously.. You slept in a room with a "foreign" chick who came to America for You and made not a single move?  Com' on RaiN,  youve got to do better than that..
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 24, 2010, 12:35:08 am
I just taught her how to say ENGLISH instead of ENGRISH
teach her how to eat a banana
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 02:17:37 am
your banana means nothing for a full fledged japanese girl

made in japan:
(http://i18.photobucket.com/albums/b144/Navetsea/daikon.jpg)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 24, 2010, 02:24:04 am
:laugh4:

..on a more serious note, be a little more serious guys, please. We've had like five 'rape her' posts now, that should be enough to ensure our perceived manliness :P
I take offense to this.
I actually said that he should kill her for sport.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 24, 2010, 02:55:13 am
..on a more serious note, be a little more serious

lol
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 24, 2010, 03:41:29 am
nah she's at my house. in my own room but so far we're just going out and doing shit

not doing shit like sex or anything
I'm not a horndog anyway

however these last 3 days I feel a little pussy whipped
as in, I was being the pushover,nice-guy-who-gets-stepped-on type

so fuck that I ain't gonna let her act like that the entire time
if she's pretty boyish I might as well treat her like a guy
I'm usually not really the nice-guy with guys because well, that'd be pretty gay
so let's see how she reacts

Now Rain, and I say this seriously, have you ever thought she might have noticed you visiting this place?! what if she found your thread and discerned the meaning of the thread etc...and is acting weird on purpose just to test you or something. I bet those night farts were pre-recorded...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 04:11:00 am
if reon is staying with you momo, and she farted alot what would you do as a gentleman?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 24, 2010, 04:17:15 am
I'd wait til the next day and inform her...then plug her one in the rear to find out the problem ;D
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 04:23:11 am
will you inhale or cover your nose?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 24, 2010, 07:51:07 am
naw guys

she's pretty shady
there is no flirting
I've been really nice to her and she still hasnt even appreciated the things I did for her

in only 4 days I've spend almost $400 taking her here and there, to the best restaurants and the best top-notch quality stuff in town. I bought food for her entire family today so she could send it back to her family.

she's only here for her own satisfaction guys
she ain't here for me
basically she's just freeloading
whenever we walk around somewhere she'd walk off and leave me behind too

I kept buying her things I would had hoped she would start to understand that I care about her and stuff but... she's probably thinking like

"oh well, after this vacation I'm never seeing him again anyway so who cares"

she doesnt care about anything that has to do with me
she only cares about things if it is for her own benefit
all she says is just 'thanks'... talk is cheap. she doesnt even sound like she appreciates anything

i dunno its just hectic

i mean, she IS cute and i think she's highly attractive
but i must hand it to you
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT

I know you guys are saying pull some moves on her but seriously
all the signs she does clearly shows she doesnt want anything from me unless it benefits her
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Rote Zaungast on July 24, 2010, 07:54:31 am
Quote
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
...it's the other way around

and you should be the one making things hectic for her
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 24, 2010, 07:56:22 am

Trust me TRUST ME when she's sleeping crawl next to her and tell her how you wanna fuck.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 24, 2010, 07:57:00 am
Quote
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
...it's the other way around

and you should be the one making things hectic for her

what do you mean? just curious...

cause starting tomorrow I ain't paying shit for her anymore and i'm not gonna really talk to her and give her the attention I gave her in the beginning either
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Epic Winnery on July 24, 2010, 08:02:32 am
Damn, sorry to hear that dude. Hows the conversations at least?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 24, 2010, 08:02:59 am

Trust me TRUST ME when she's sleeping crawl next to her and tell her how you wanna fuck.
She won't understand a goddamn word he says.

Rain, why don't you sit her down and have a mature, everything on the table, discussion.
Tell her that you feel like she's taking advantage of you.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 24, 2010, 09:43:08 am
agree with the doctor...

it's cool to be a cute-good boy... but if you think she is taking advantage, tell her... before she go!!

also, even if her personality is not fucking worth it... rape her!!
well not that much, but do something with her... think as she does
"I will never see her again"
:P

if she is taking advantage, you make the same!!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 24, 2010, 10:09:05 am
Do not listen to or even consider the advice posted above me.

If she's not worth it, she's not worth it, tons of girls are like that, move on to greener pastures.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 24, 2010, 11:04:14 am
I'm not telling him to continue spending money or stuff on her!!

but in a really serious note... iirc Rain says he hasn't had sex before... so, if you think she don't worth it... then wait for another girl, because (maybe a bit girly) that moment should be nice and special!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Valodim on July 24, 2010, 01:52:10 pm
So uh, if I understand that right basically the options you are giving her are:

a) refuse the gifts and stuff, after all she's not gonna fuck you
b) fuck your brains out, after all you spent so much money on this

..ain't you a nice guy.

Sorry, but imo you got that whole thing wrong from the start. Spending tons of money is very likely to let you down sooner or later, either when you don't have any $$$ left or when you get to know her. Money may be the best social lubricant there is, but "I spend $400 in four days, and she still doesn't like me!".. come on.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 24, 2010, 02:36:26 pm
Who buys girls gifts after 4 days? Who buys anybody gifts after 4 days? And it's been less than a week, many girls don't develop the superficial feelings (because that's definitely what YOU have since no one develops feelings of care in 4 days) that some guys develop after just a few days. If you want anybody to respect you, male or female, you need to respect yourself and allow other people to have an opportunity to be respectful to you. You ain't gonna get nobody to respect you if you're smothering them all the time.

I remember I went on a first official date with this girl. We had dinner at a nice Italian restaurant downtown, when the waiter gave the check, I asked him if he could split it because we're paying separately; my date looked at me with her eyes literally wide open. I told her, "You didn't expect me to pay over 100 dollars for food, did you?" I blew her fucking mind because she was used to men paying. That is how you assert manliness, Rain. You are doing it wrong.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 24, 2010, 03:12:27 pm
Also to everyone else, stop saying "HUR HUR RAPE HER" its stopped being creepy and now its just being stupid.

400 dollars on 4 days? Who buys that much stuff for someone in four days? Who buys that much stuff and then complains that the girl isnt showing interest on him either? People connect through other variables, you shouldnt really be putting forth that much money and then complaining she doesnt like even tho you gave her so much stuff, any girl that would fuck you just because you gave her stuff isnt really worth the time imo.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Foobs on July 24, 2010, 03:17:05 pm
RaiN: Get yourself a hooker.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 03:36:37 pm
$ 400 for a stranger girl in 4 days
she has free accomodation, a chauffeur, and a wallet
... and she doesn't even walk next to u
...are u mad?

that's not even suggested in rap music,

ask her openly to serve you, like how a yamato nadeshiko should do.

Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 24, 2010, 03:39:08 pm
Who buys girls gifts after 4 days? Who buys anybody gifts after 4 days? And it's been less than a week,
$ 400 for a stranger girl in 4 days
she has free accomodation, a chauffeur, and a wallet
Yeah, he hasn't been talking to her online for a long time beforehand, she's just a random stranger he happened to get over to his house ::)

It's not that surprising that he would lavish her with gifts, it's a bit naive to do it, but it's a lesson learned and criticizing him for it only makes it harder on him :\

navetsea: You should probably avoid posting in this topic if all your suggestions are going to remain stupid, random joke ones. Several people (including ubi himself) said to keep it serious and logical and you've done nothing of the sort.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 24, 2010, 03:46:07 pm
Rain... you spend too much money on her...

but in other side, we couldn't say he's wrong...
because since the beginning he said he wanted to make a great and confortable stay for her, to hang around and go to a lot of places... but I believe (and many of us) that you exagerate!!

that's a lot of money, specially for mexican people like me xD

well, I can't say too much, just enjoy her stay, take this like an experience, and stop wasting that much money!!
if not I'm gonna kick your ass! :P

Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 03:52:30 pm
online friend are strangers, aren't we all stranger to each other unless some of you who happen to be friends in real world?

if he has that much money to spend on her... and still has some more, then ask her how much she would cost, I bet she'll say her price... if a girl is willing to travel abroad alone and sleeping in a guy's room then it is safe to assume that.

just ask her Rain, openly straight forward, her personality sucks, and you don't have anything to lose


because since the beginning he said he wanted to make a great and confortable stay for her, to hang around and go to a lot of places... but I believe (and many of us) that you exagerate!!

that's a lot of money, specially for mexican people like me xD

that's a hella lots of money for me as well, that's more than our monthly living cost...
and for a tourist what is more entertaining than a sightseeing and makes photos of the beaches, mountains, historical places, and most of them are free or cheap destinations.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 24, 2010, 03:57:46 pm
virginity ^

 ;P
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 24, 2010, 03:58:24 pm
Clearly you've never been in an internet relationship, and find them stupid and pointless (which is fine, you and a lot of people). Some people do use the internet to meet people, people who've never met before in real life can be great friends and potential lovers in real life when they meet. Acting as a stranger just because the only place you've met them is the internet is really stupid and ignorant, and regardless of what you think people can connect on a personal level through it.

If you ask me, he approached it the right way, she just wasn't prepared to meet him halfway, so he ended up doing her half for her. Lesson learned.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Chronan on July 24, 2010, 04:15:53 pm
Don't rape her, you'll get in deep trubble.

If you want harmless advice though stop spending. Maybe she'll get hungry and whip up some kind of hibachi dinner. That'd be bad ass, plus it's something all Japanese people know how to do. It's like martial arts, they are born with the natural instincts.

Quote
so he ended up doing her half for her
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so he ended up doing her half for her
:wiseguy:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 24, 2010, 04:19:07 pm
but a decent girl would never sleep in the same room with an internet male friend who she just met on a foreign land that she doesn't even speak the language ... a few days/ weeks later perhaps but on the very first night?

Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 24, 2010, 05:32:53 pm
I remember I went on a first official date with this girl. We had dinner at a nice Italian restaurant downtown, when the waiter gave the check, I asked him if he could split it because we're paying separately; my date looked at me with her eyes literally wide open. I told her, "You didn't expect me to pay over 100 dollars for food, did you?" I blew her fucking mind because she was used to men paying. That is how you assert manliness, Rain. You are doing it wrong.

ok this made me laugh.....  really laugh.

As for him spending too much money on her, it's HIS money to spend.  If I invite someone to be a guest in my home and my guest when I take them out, then why would anyone else care if I spend $100 a day or $500 a day.  Of course if I invited someone to be a guest in my home and they were going to share MY room, I would also make sure they understood the sleeping arrangements...to allow them to run before its too late.

Then again, I'm not a teenager either.

:bow: 
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 24, 2010, 07:41:32 pm
I'm going to confront her later today.

if she doesnt care then i dont care too
im not gonna talk to her
and if she asks "what's wrong?" the I'm going to tell her exactly

and no, I don't buy her things to make her like me. I don't expect anything in return when I give things to people. but a decent person would expect to return something in favor.
like if someone bought me a present, I would be decent enough to return them with a present as well, regardless if they said "dont give me anything in return"

I don't want to get revenge or I don't want to do anything to get her back
just whatever

I'm done paying everything for her and I'm done caring about her. (like asking, "you okay? is there anything I could do for you? let me know if  you need anything, I'm here for you)

I'll keep you guys updated
we're going to the amusement park (Great America) for some roller coasters
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: c001357 on July 24, 2010, 07:55:27 pm
roller caosters are fun

and you have a week and a half to go, ganbatte
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 24, 2010, 10:40:14 pm
in only 4 days I've spend almost $400 taking her here and there
bad move now you're her bitch, as they say.
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i mean, she IS cute and i think she's highly attractive
hit it!!!
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but i must hand it to you
her personality is NOT FUCKING WORTH IT
then quit it!!!

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I know you guys are saying pull some moves on her but seriously
all the signs she does clearly shows she doesnt want anything from me unless it benefits her
well obviously you can't just kick her out...I think. I dunno your arrangements but uh if things aren't that serious and you're in the friendzone you're not getting out. NOW IF YOU WANT HER AS A FRIEND then yeah, friend it is, I don't think you even want to turn this into a whatever you want to turn this into( one night sexy time, long distance relationship, etc.)


I stick by her seeing this thread and pretending to be a jerk just to annoy you.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 24, 2010, 10:57:10 pm
You gotta start being random. Girls like sense of humor.


In the morning when she wakes up, start playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU) and start dancing like the biggest douchebag on Earth.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 24, 2010, 11:06:43 pm
lol congrats on spending 400 dollars on 'a friend', then getting mad or whatever when 'friend' that you talked to and offered your house and company to without saying that you cared about her. you really thought this one through. continue spending money on sleep-farther and getting mad when person what comes from other side of the world doesnt do things the right way
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 25, 2010, 12:32:45 am
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You gotta start being random. Girls like sense of humor.


In the morning when she wakes up, start playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU) and start dancing like the biggest douchebag on Earth.
F that.
Dude, if she's actin like that then tell her to take her ass right back to Japan.
^Am I talking to myself here?

Of course he's getting mad, obviously none of you have dealt with women like this before.
Why the F' would you continue to nourish her?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 25, 2010, 05:55:49 am
in japan, molesting = complimenting.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Sookoll on July 25, 2010, 06:01:10 am
This is an awesome chance to reeducate her about Japan's warcrimes.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 06:26:23 pm
well here's a picture we took before going out.

(http://www.trietluu.net/pierre/DSCN0257.jpg)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: K.O.D on July 25, 2010, 06:31:42 pm
..What's her age again?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 06:39:15 pm
17

why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit

don't you get bored?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: K.O.D on July 25, 2010, 06:41:43 pm
I was referring to the fact that she looks like a 14 year old.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 25, 2010, 06:47:33 pm
Shes cute, but i wouldnt be able to tell she wasnt the same origin as you.
Kod question is more normal the other dudes are just douchebags.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 25, 2010, 07:07:58 pm
17

why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit

don't you get bored?

Why do you expect a girl to jump on you and have sex with you because you bought her 400 dollars worth of gifts? If you ask me, that's no better.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 07:27:00 pm
17

why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit

don't you get bored?

Why do you expect a girl to jump on you and have sex with you because you bought her 400 dollars worth of gifts? If you ask me, that's no better.

I have a question. Are you stupid? Or are you just.... stupid?

I don't expect to get laid for paying for everything.
You don't know me or understand anything.

You think I'm just pushover who expects to buy sex with money?
Well if you do, then you're mistaken.

She was just being really rude because she didn't appreciate anything I did for her.
Or at least it didn't seem like it.
When the fuck did I say I wanted to get laid?

Everyone else in the thread is suggesting "get laid" but if you clearly read in the first few pages I clearly said I DONT WANNA FOCUS ON SEX I JUST WANNA FOCUS ON SHOWING HER AROUND AND HAVING FUN

I know you're a global moderator but you don't have to be such an asshat.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 25, 2010, 07:50:58 pm
I have a question. Are you stupid? Or are you just.... stupid?

I am disappointed in your reply to my post. I won't even retort to this part because you've already proven what YOU are, so nobody even needs to ask. Oh, wait! I think that was my retort!

I don't expect to get laid for paying for everything.
You don't know me or understand anything.

I have a feeling we might you know... intercourse but really that's not my priority.
my priority is to show her a good time here in America, lol

If it's one thing I'll say, sex is probably the last few things I wanna do
more focused on having fun and stuff!

You have a feeling you might have intercourse? It was all in your head, buddy. You want to have sex, it's just the last thing you want to do before she leaves in two weeks. Stop lying when the evidence is right here in your thread.

You think I'm just pushover who expects to buy sex with money?
Well if you do, then you're mistaken.
Yes, I think you are a pushover because you posted an angry post about how the girl is not worth anything because she didn't lavish you with love because of the money you spent on her or because of your superficial feelings of care for her. I replied to that post earlier in this thread.

She was just being really rude because she didn't appreciate anything I did for her.
Or at least it didn't seem like it.
When the fuck did I say I wanted to get laid?
I answered your question above with some quotes I found simply by rereading the first 3 pages of this thread. I hope that helps.

Everyone else in the thread is suggesting "get laid" but if you clearly read in the first few pages I clearly said I DONT WANNA FOCUS ON SEX I JUST WANNA FOCUS ON SHOWING HER AROUND AND HAVING FUN

I know you're a global moderator but you don't have to be such an asshat.

Sure, you don't want to fcous on it, but you want it. And you got mad when you didn't get anything even close to sex, not even her attention or respect as a human being. You have high expectations. And I wasn't being an ass-hat, you just took my post, blew it out of proportion and called me stupid--which was really unexpected.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 25, 2010, 08:04:12 pm
17

why do you guys keep asking about raping and all that age of consent / molesting shit

don't you get bored?

Why do you expect a girl to jump on you and have sex with you because you bought her 400 dollars worth of gifts? If you ask me, that's no better.

I have a question. Are you stupid? Or are you just.... stupid?

yes.

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I know you're a global moderator but you don't have to be such an asshat.

Of course he does, he thinks it's part of the job description.


OK,  I see a lack of communication going on.  Added to possible unreasonable expectations.   

 Did she bring anything for you as a gift?  If so, did you show proper appreciation for it even if you hated it?
Did you discuss in advance the things she might like to do?  see?  eat?  If not, did you ask her what she would like to see?  What kind of expectations did you have?  Maybe she'd like to hang out at the mall and shop for shoes all day.  Have you been hanging out with your friends at all?  Maybe introduce her to some nice girls that would include her in stuff and guys who wouldnt hit on her right away.

Girls expect you to know what they want.  I know it's unreasonable, but thats the way it works.  So start thinking.

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 25, 2010, 08:08:38 pm
You are wrong about what you said about me in your post.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 25, 2010, 08:14:52 pm
i guess thats why you're rajaaboy and not rajaaman  :geek:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 25, 2010, 08:26:17 pm
I was referring to the fact that she looks like a 14 year old.
asian girls generally look younger than other girls hth
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 10:29:15 pm
You're totally right Rajaaboy :)

I am soooo stupid after seeing you quote me on everything.

I should've known!
I beg forgiveness.

I think this Japanese girl hates America though

Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But in japan and it's better in japan"

Ya pretty annoying
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Gheleon on July 25, 2010, 10:36:35 pm
Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But in japan and it's better in japan"

Ya pretty annoying

Spoiled already? :uneasy:
I feel sorry for you, do you even have fun with her to begin with?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 25, 2010, 10:38:12 pm
^uh spoiled?

RaiN:
If you're doing the best you can given the circumstances, I don't think anyone's advice in this thread really matters. Keep on keepin' on :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 25, 2010, 10:39:53 pm
I think this Japanese girl hates America though

Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But in japan and it's better in japan"

Ya pretty annoying
japan hate america, wtf o_O

I thought the japanese idolized the american lifestyle, at least that's what the exchange student said.

also yeah she's really annoying so go on with it for the next couple days and never invite her back :sugoi:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Gheleon on July 25, 2010, 10:42:43 pm
^uh spoiled?


Eh yes, that's like saying "yeah I "like" what this country has to offer and what you give me, but in Japan I can get better stuff so yeahh" It's like she doesn't appreciate what he gives her and wants more expensive things.
But maybe I understood it wrong, sorry for that :-\
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 25, 2010, 11:23:27 pm
well, my city (Mexicali) is full of asian people, a lot of them live here (even in underground bases as ilegals), but you can get the chance to know a few ones...

just to tell you... they talk about Japan as a totally different world to Mexico and USA
so... maybe she is talking about that, without thinking it gets annoying!
o_O

in the other hand, yeah... I'm nearly sure you talked about sex (not as a priority, but you said that)...

so... my question is...
did she says she wanna meet you, and traveled to USA for you?

or...

she says she wanted to meet America and you offer here a place, and etc etc to stay?

because that will say a lot of things about her behavior, more than obviously the differences between sex and places
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 25, 2010, 11:47:07 pm
You're totally right Rajaaboy :)

I am soooo stupid after seeing you quote me on everything.

I should've known!
I beg forgiveness.

You have to get on your knees and beg me. :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 11:48:10 pm
did she says she wanna meet you, and traveled to USA for you?


Online she was all like "Oh I love you I wanna sleep with you and make love to you"
And she'd used to be like "oh I miss you" and stuff
but in real life she hasn't said shit
so basically, I've been baited pretty damn badly

she says she wanted to meet America and you offer here a place, and etc etc to stay?

Yeah, that's basically what happened. I guess from the beginning she was just using dirty tricks to grab my attention. Women are trouble, man. Well, at least women like her.

She's really stuck up and like I said, doesn't give a shit for anything I've done for her.
I guess she's too much of a narcissist, conceited person.
I've come to the conclusion that it's not me that's the problem.... it's her

she's one of those girls who think the problem is everybody else and not themselves
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 25, 2010, 11:50:19 pm
You were being naive and too well wishing towards yourself, keep treating her as a friend and try to relate to her, dont expect anything except mutual respect and a good time tho.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 25, 2010, 11:53:55 pm
This is just an example of why people shouldn't meet foreign people on the internet and bring them to their houses to live! It sounds ridiculous if one thinks about it.

The girl went from being a potential lover to a dumb bitch.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 25, 2010, 11:54:07 pm
yeah but I don't even have much fun with her.
it's like talking to a wall...
I'd talk to her but she doesn't give a shit about anything I say or wanna connect with

like yesterday:

Me: "Hey how's my hair look today, does it look different?" (I straightened my hair)
Her: "Oh, it looks like Japanese style hair. Lots of people have that in Japan"
Me: "Oh really, I didn't know that. Well, is that a bad thing?"
Her: "Ah.. well, us Japanese don't like black hair. We like brown hair."
Me: "I have black hair"
Her: ".....oh"

that's basically our kind of conversations. it's annoying

Me: "Hey look at this shirt. it looks pretty cool" (At the mall)
Her: "Oh there's already this in Japan"
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 25, 2010, 11:58:48 pm
was she nicer on the internet or what
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 26, 2010, 12:03:47 am
was she nicer on the internet or what

Yeah. Online she acted like she was caring and was really like... interested, you know?

She's not nice at all in real life.

I dunno what I should do now.
I've totally lost motivation to do anything.
now that I've seen her real self it just disgusts me

what should I do now lol
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Rolento on July 26, 2010, 12:05:10 am
The solution is clear. Go to your local Wal Mart/K-Mart or equivalent and get yourself anything you need for a human sacrifice. Sure, you've already blown a few hundred bucks plus whatever you need for supplies, but at least you'll have won some favor with the Blood Gods.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on July 26, 2010, 12:05:30 am
Keep dealing with her as you would with a friend, but dont waste yourself too much either, she is still a guest.
I would point out that her "japan is superior" behaviour is sortoff similar to the one you had at first about asia sucking, it might just be that you two got on each other nerves when you were close together.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 26, 2010, 12:07:10 am
^
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Online she was all like "Oh I love you I wanna sleep with you and make love to you"
And she'd used to be like "oh I miss you" and stuff
but in real life she hasn't said shit
so basically, I've been baited pretty damn badly
well, maybe she is shy!!


do you think it's easy to say or do that outside the internet?
I guess not... have you said those things to her too?
maybe she is expecting more from you (yeah... more)  o_O

so the best thing you can do, is to treat her well, but dont waste your money
like I told you before, it's an experience, not much people gets an stranger in their house from vacations

enjoy her stay!

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now that I've seen her real self it just disgusts me
hahaha tends to happen... well, be nice, try not to be a moron, don't play the same way she does...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 12:12:43 am
This is just an example of why people shouldn't meet foreign people on the internet and bring them to their houses to live! It sounds ridiculous if one thinks about it.

It does not!  I met my fiance' on the net.

was she nicer on the internet or what

Yeah. Online she acted like she was caring and was really like... interested, you know?

She's not nice at all in real life.

I dunno what I should do now.
I've totally lost motivation to do anything.
now that I've seen her real self it just disgusts me

what should I do now lol

That would be annoying....  ok, game time.  How many more days will she be there?

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 26, 2010, 12:22:37 am
It's only been 5 days. So there's like 9 days left.

She's staying for like 2 weeks.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nnaajj on July 26, 2010, 12:24:07 am
It's only been 5 days. So there's like 9 days left.

She's staying for like 2 weeks.
Damn, she'll be draining out your money in no time.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 12:32:58 am
It's only been 5 days. So there's like 9 days left.

She's staying for like 2 weeks.

What would you be doing if she wasnt there? 

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 26, 2010, 12:43:23 am
going to the local arcades and play some games, hit up some friends kick it, maybe some drugs, go to work, and school
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 26, 2010, 12:47:46 am
9 Days??
You gotta start being random. Girls like sense of humor.


In the morning when she wakes up, start playing this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv9VKKXwVxU) and start dancing like the biggest douchebag on Earth.
F that.
Dude, if she's actin like that then tell her to take her ass right back to Japan.
^ This.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 12:47:58 am
can i have her screen name?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 12:48:21 am
cause i guarantee i get her in my abode & we have lots of "the sex" and i wont spend a dime
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 26, 2010, 12:59:18 am
Everything she talks about is like "oh we have this too! But  it's better in japan"
Well I know one thing America does better than Japan...
...drop atomic bombs.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 26, 2010, 01:00:35 am
LMAO.


RaiN just come onto her one day, whats the deal? if she resists than you can say she lead you on if you don't make a goddamn move and just complain about it it's not really her fault.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 01:01:34 am
I actually don't have a big problem getting decent chicks. If I ever decide to go out, I can get a chick. I'm charming, and know some slick moves.

IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Vans on July 26, 2010, 01:02:32 am
That sounds douchey
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 26, 2010, 01:06:13 am
I actually don't have a big problem getting decent chicks. If I ever decide to go out, I can get a chick. I'm charming, and know some slick moves.

IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.
Napoleon Dynamite would do this too.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 01:08:41 am
going to the local arcades and play some games, hit up some friends kick it, maybe some drugs, go to work, and school

Then tell her you are going to the arcade, ask if she wants to come along.  Get together with your friends, ask if she wants to come along.  Forget the drugs, you shouldnt be doing them anyway.  You've tried to show her a good time and she's not responding.  So you may as well do what you usually do to have fun and she can join in or not.  Dont be rude, dont ignore her ALL the time, but back off a little. 

:bow:
I actually don't have a big problem getting decent chicks. If I ever decide to go out, I can get a chick. I'm charming, and know some slick moves.

IE, If you like a cashier in a gas station, buy a lottery ticket. When she asks what kind, say "Pick your favorite one." She goes to hand you the ticket you tell her "Keep it. Maybe you'll get lucky." Then leave. Talk right, and you can get that chick.

chicks?

oh goodlord.

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 26, 2010, 01:31:43 am
why not go to the beach or somewhere less expensive and fun, and not available in japan... sight seeing instead of shopping, 

err... or maybe who knows if she is into MUGEN... maybe she will treat you differently after you show your rare characters... ones that not available in japan
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 26, 2010, 01:34:36 am
F' that.
I'm not understanding why you all are encouraging this guy to keep her around and be even "nicer" towards her.
Foreign or not, its never cool for a chick to act like that.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Rote Zaungast on July 26, 2010, 01:35:27 am
shamrock is not available in japan
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 26, 2010, 01:45:37 am
well here's a picture we took before going out.

(http://www.trietluu.net/pierre/DSCN0257.jpg)

her glasses T_T
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 01:59:52 am
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.

 >:(
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on July 26, 2010, 02:04:52 am
she's cute yo.

she looks like.....my ex girlfriend............yumi................:bigcry:


Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 26, 2010, 02:06:10 am
That sounds douchey
Right, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.
They look like my grandmother's glasses.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 02:08:06 am
she's cute yo.

she looks like.....my ex girlfriend............yumi................:bigcry:

ehherm..erm... :S :S erm i i dont know how to say this ume.....PICS@!! GIVE ME THE PICS OF GORGEOUS YUMI!!!!  :sugoi: o_O :sugoi: IM GOINK CRAZY FOR YUMI
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 02:14:09 am
That sounds douchey
Right, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.
They look like my grandmother's glasses.

Then your grandmother is the height of Japanese fashionable eyewear.

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 26, 2010, 02:22:01 am
she's too... boyish

(hint: she has a penis, that's why sex is off limits)


To me it sounds like she has trouble speaking/understanding your english, first make sure of that ; did you ever  follow the tips about having better comunication with foreign guests ? I have been in the guest bit and I don't see anything wrong with her behaviour specially because of her age, she must be overwhelmed by the change of place/language. Also, if I went to a friend's usa place and she spent a few hundred dollars on me I simply think that said person has got a lot money, not that she is putting a big effort for that.

I think the best idea is to ask her what would she like to do one day in the morning then tlak about it inc ase that's too expensive for you.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 26, 2010, 02:48:53 am
That sounds douchey
Right, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.
They look like my grandmother's glasses.

Then your grandmother is the height of Japanese fashionable eyewear.

:bow:
What the fuck you talking about?
My grandmother's been dead since last Feb.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 26, 2010, 02:51:14 am
i dont know anymore guys

maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?

shit i dont even know anymore
this is so complicated
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 26, 2010, 02:53:15 am
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.

 >:(
no. i can't see her eyes. i dunno what they look like. >.<
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 26, 2010, 02:55:05 am
maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?
Go through her stuff.
Check the garbage for bloody tampons.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 26, 2010, 03:00:18 am
That sounds douchey
Right, but woman are retarded.
Shit like that works.
Whats wrong with her glasses?  I have glasses like that.
They look like my grandmother's glasses.

Then your grandmother is the height of Japanese fashionable eyewear.

:bow:
What the fuck you talking about?
My grandmother's been dead since last Feb.

You spoke of her in the present tense.  Was she  laid to rest with her glasses?


i dont know anymore guys

maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?

shit i dont even know anymore
this is so complicated

It's supposed to be complicated, she is a girl.  Girls are complicated.  It's the law.

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 26, 2010, 03:02:50 am
Quote
i dont know anymore guys

maybe I am the problem, not her. maybe she's... PMSing?

shit i dont even know anymore
this is so complicated

It's supposed to be complicated, she is a girl.  Girls are complicated.  It's the law.

:bow:
you're kidding right? :-X
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: hjk on July 26, 2010, 03:05:50 am
You have got to be the biggest dumbass I've met in a while. At first I thought this was a joke, but now I'm just amazed.

Stop listening to these, "look on the bright side/maybe you're misunderstanding each other" posters and give up. You didn't have a chance from the start, I hope you realize that; I know it sounds harsh, but it's the truth.

The shit I just read through! From you, and these asses offering you advice!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 26, 2010, 03:09:42 am
how about travelling with motorcycle, at least there would be some contact, and who knows it would lead to better communication.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 26, 2010, 03:13:51 am
how about travelling with motorcycle, at least there would be some contact, and who knows it would lead to better communication.
i don't think that would help.

neither would a walk on the beach with a romantic setting in a sunset would save his relationship now. >< (just in case someone actually says this)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 26, 2010, 03:20:28 am
You have got to be the biggest dumbass I've met in a while. At first I thought this was a joke, but now I'm just amazed.

Stop listening to these, "look on the bright side/maybe you're misunderstanding each other" posters and give up. You didn't have a chance from the start, I hope you realize that; I know it sounds harsh, but it's the truth.

The shit I just read through! From you, and these asses offering you advice!


There is no hope.
That's why I'm saying "I don't even know what to do anymore"
because there is no point

I didn't say anything like "I'm gonna keep trying!" anywhere here, did I?


and yeah, we already went to amusement parks and "romantic places" like ice skating and it didnt work out

I think she had high expectations from America
she probably thought my life was hollywood

cause afterall, she IS into that Taylor Lautner, Hannah Montana, Lady GaGa, Britney Spears mainstream shit
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 26, 2010, 03:29:19 am
ask her that you've been thinking to go to japan and staying at her place for 2 weeks holidays.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: hjk on July 26, 2010, 03:47:35 am
There is no hope.
That's why I'm saying "I don't even know what to do anymore"
because there is no point
Precisely.
I'm reacting to you seeming to be upset over her treating you the way she did. No offense, but you sort of made a fool out of yourself from the beginning.

Aside from teh obvious stuff, this particularly annoyed me.
Online she was all like "Oh I love you I wanna sleep with you and make love to you"
And she'd used to be like "oh I miss you" and stuff
but in real life she hasn't said shit
so basically, I've been baited pretty damn badly
Then she should have been staying at your house for 2 days TOPS, no?

God knows what you said to her to make her write that. God knows what you said before and after she said that.

You're nineteen(?) and you still don't realize that the world isn't fair. A guy would have treated you the same damn way. You deserved to get taken advantage of. I'm sorry to say it.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 26, 2010, 05:00:19 am
It's simple, do you enjoy being with ehr or was that an online only thing ?

if you don't enjoy being with her anymore just man up and swallow the next week  then go back to being online friends; if you think you can enjoy her company just try to make use of the week you have left ot have some fun. and forget about sex, it looks like this whole "she should have put out/acted nicer" because of the money you spent with her is getting to you; as someone said before, if she were a guy she swould have acted the same way.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 26, 2010, 05:36:31 am
^Agreed.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Fake BRS player on July 26, 2010, 07:42:06 am
WALL-OF-TEXT, HERE I FUCKING COME. :]

i think when she first came over here, prior before that, she had a whole shitload of experiences that made her act that way.
Possibilities:

- alot of dates with men that failed
- her expecting too much
- maybe just bored because of seeing whatever she's seeing over and over again, making it predictable

*here's an example explained by emoticons.
Pretend that it's when a girl meets someone she thinks she'll be with forever and such.

"=o" -> ":]" -> ";D" -> "(for a long while)<3" -> ":?" -> ">:/" -> "D<" -> "T_T" -> "v.v" -> ":P"

in this case, IF i'm right, the girl you're with has this mindset: "i'm way fucking better than all of you. people are shitty compared to me. i should get free shit whenever i want and not give a fuck"
...or something like that. this the situation you're in?: *the emoticon flowchart below is you btw. the emoticons represent you on the outside.*

"(introductions.) :]" -> "(getting to know each other) ;D" -> "(flirting, let's meet up, blah, blah, blah) <3" -> "(she arrives. you're seemingly tense and unsure. your mind is a mess.) >.<" -> "(you attempt to cater to her.) =D" -> "(she's bored and uninterested. you're unsure of what to do next.) :/" -> "(you start to get pissed at her indifferent attitude. you consider ragequitting your relationship) >:/"

the bolded text indicates where you are right now. i'm too lazy to keep going, so let's see what happens next instead. ><

-end of wall of text-

p.s. if my entire post was wrong, then i'm just gonna sit back and watch what happens next and be amused by it.  8)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TempesT on July 26, 2010, 08:38:23 am
^ What the fuck did I just read?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 26, 2010, 08:51:09 am
^ What the fuck did I just read?

Rain short story of the things... nothing new  :-X
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: c001357 on July 26, 2010, 09:09:43 am
:) (funny post)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 26, 2010, 12:10:35 pm
I ask a simple question and I get called stupid, then Shundhi comes along and calls you a dumbas and gets replied to correctly? It's official, you like to be abused and disrespected, Rain!

Anyway, Shundhi is right, I would treat you just like the girl because the way you act is not worthy of respect.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on July 26, 2010, 12:16:53 pm
Yeah, get advice from MFG, really fucking swell.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 26, 2010, 03:56:44 pm
can i have her screen name?
best post in this thread
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 26, 2010, 07:37:20 pm
Yeah, get advice from MFG, really fucking swell.
he should've posted his thread on cvg yeah
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 08:18:58 pm

"=o" -> ":]" -> ";D" -> "(for a long while)<3" -> ":?" -> ">:/" -> "D<" -> "T_T" -> "v.v" -> ":P"



agreed.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 26, 2010, 08:19:55 pm
can i have her screen name?
best post in this thread

also agreed.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: TRUEMicah on July 26, 2010, 11:44:18 pm
I ask a simple question and I get called stupid, then Shundhi comes along and calls you a dumbas and gets replied to correctly? It's official, you like to be abused and disrespected, Rain!

Anyway, Shundhi is right, I would treat you just like the girl because the way you act is not worthy of respect.
So not cool Rajaa..
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 27, 2010, 12:17:29 am
What are you talking about?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 27, 2010, 12:20:50 am
Yea I agree.
I demand the removal of Rajaa's GMod status.
His behavior in this thread is unacceptable and gives the wrong message to the new-comer and old-timer alike.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on July 27, 2010, 12:42:28 am
I'm a bad, bad man.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 27, 2010, 12:51:27 am
and u don't have god... u surely go to shao kahn's realm when u die
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Mog on July 27, 2010, 01:52:55 am
I'm a bad, bad man.

Oh this should be in the banner somewhere!

:bow:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 27, 2010, 02:13:55 am
I'm a bad, bad man.
Agreed!
You should be removed from the Gmod membergroup and put into a new membergroup called "Fart Knocker", because you knock farts.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 27, 2010, 03:46:08 am
where's JZ when we need him?
:P
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 03:52:01 am
i'm right here whaddaya want





And I'm not sure who, but somebody owes me five bucks, dammit.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 27, 2010, 03:55:57 am
a thread to remove Rajaa from his duties!!
he has been so stupid lately...
Shundhi to Gmod  ::)

 :P

Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: S.D. on July 27, 2010, 04:11:11 am

cause afterall, she IS into that Taylor Lautner, Hannah Montana, Lady GaGa, Britney Spears mainstream shit

Oh *gasp* you mean people like popular stuff? Cry me a river.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 04:12:25 am
Uh... to be honest I don't think I could put up with a person who liked all that stuff at once, either. Unless it was a little kid because at least then it's understandable.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 27, 2010, 04:20:14 am
she is not from teh usa, so tht's like 80% of teh usa media she has been exposed to.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 27, 2010, 04:37:35 am
I like at least one song per each one of the mentioned artists....except for Taylor Lautner. I don't know who that is.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 27, 2010, 05:10:47 am
she's a reverse otaku
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 27, 2010, 05:44:52 am
taylor momsen is my girlfriend
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 27, 2010, 05:45:56 am
in america we have lady gaga in japan they have 3 hour videos where guys use the toy from clockstoppers to freeze time and rape beautiful japanese women, and then in the process of it, unfreeze time and own the girls wit their small weiners. maybe we aren't so different after all.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: momo! on July 27, 2010, 05:52:31 am
For the love of all that is mugen please stop double posting there's an edit button for a reason :sugoi:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 27, 2010, 05:53:25 am
For the love of all that is mugen please stop double posting there's an edit button for a reason :sugoi:

and a quote one!!

(was going to say the same)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Titiln on July 27, 2010, 05:55:18 am
next time anyone has a problem with someone making double posts either report it or send a private message instead of wasting space with "dont double post" posts because you're wasting space with those posts too

in america we have lady gaga in japan they have 3 hour videos where guys use the toy from clockstoppers to freeze time and rape beautiful japanese women, and then in the process of it, unfreeze time and own the girls wit their small weiners. maybe we aren't so different after all.
yeah i see the resemblance
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jape on July 27, 2010, 06:09:42 am
two unrelated things go into two different posts. SORRY!!  :sugoi:
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 27, 2010, 06:13:48 am
Don't listen to these fags.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nucka on July 27, 2010, 06:14:02 am
Double posting is cool.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 27, 2010, 06:18:14 am
don't single post
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 27, 2010, 06:18:26 am
please
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 06:22:54 am
Oh the double post thread
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 06:23:18 am
This is cool so I probably killed it like Vanilla Ice killed rap for white people.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: c001357 on July 27, 2010, 07:55:09 am
say hello to my little friend- from japan
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 27, 2010, 09:25:24 am
Hey everything's going great recently.

We've been able to connect and have decent conversations, understandings, and a few good laughs. I think most of the reason because she's starting to catch along with English wayyy much better, and she can understand our humor and everything better. She's starting to understand that she doesn't need to live in that shell of being all "modest and polite" and that she can just be herself. It feels great when one can be oneself, doesn't it?

Anyways, I don't really care about you know... the sex. I'm actually having a real good time just being friends.

She can now say "Really" instead of "Rearri" and "English" instead of "Engrish"
I dunno, it's pretty cool.
She seems to be enjoying things also because she's starting to understand American culture and stuff.

I mean, at first for the first 6 days I think she was either PMSing or it was a little overwhelming for her to understand the American culture. Or perhaps, could be both? XD

That I do not know, but one thing for sure, she's gotten a lot better and I'm starting to appreciate my time a lot more with this special guest, rather than wishing she was gone.

She also likes the weather here, she claims it is a bit cold in the Bay Area. but compared to Japan... oh man in Japan? The weather is INSANE. Okay so today the weather was like 75 degrees F and in Japan the weather is 95 degrees F. fucking crazy!!!! Even in Japan, the weather is like 80 degrees F in the mornings/nights. and it's supposed to be COOL during morning/nights hahaha

She also says she likes my bed, because I have one of those Tempurpedic Beds, which are insanely expensive and comfortable. In Japan she said she sleeps on those futons, or cushions on the floors. which is definitely NOT comfortable haha. she loves my bed. I love my bed too.

anyways, I'm reporting in with a positive this time! :]
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on July 27, 2010, 10:21:55 am
Yeah, get advice from MFG, really fucking swell.
he should've posted his thread on cvg yeah

You seriously think I'd condone that?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on July 27, 2010, 10:30:54 am
Hey everything's going great recently.

We've been able to connect and have decent conversations, understandings, and a few good laughs. I think most of the reason because she's starting to catch along with English wayyy much better, and she can understand our humor and everything better. She's starting to understand that she doesn't need to live in that shell of being all "modest and polite" and that she can just be herself. It feels great when one can be oneself, doesn't it?

Anyways, I don't really care about you know... the sex. I'm actually having a real good time just being friends.

She can now say "Really" instead of "Rearri" and "English" instead of "Engrish"
I dunno, it's pretty cool.
She seems to be enjoying things also because she's starting to understand American culture and stuff.

I mean, at first for the first 6 days I think she was either PMSing or it was a little overwhelming for her to understand the American culture. Or perhaps, could be both? XD

That I do not know, but one thing for sure, she's gotten a lot better and I'm starting to appreciate my time a lot more with this special guest, rather than wishing she was gone.

She also likes the weather here, she claims it is a bit cold in the Bay Area. but compared to Japan... oh man in Japan? The weather is INSANE. Okay so today the weather was like 75 degrees F and in Japan the weather is 95 degrees F. fucking crazy!!!! Even in Japan, the weather is like 80 degrees F in the mornings/nights. and it's supposed to be COOL during morning/nights hahaha

She also says she likes my bed, because I have one of those Tempurpedic Beds, which are insanely expensive and comfortable. In Japan she said she sleeps on those futons, or cushions on the floors. which is definitely NOT comfortable haha. she loves my bed. I love my bed too.

anyways, I'm reporting in with a positive this time! :]

ah good for you

soooo.... after all this time [E] was right..... the rest of the gangs should do their japanopedia more...  :ninja: navetsea takes his notebook and goes to sankaku complex
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on July 27, 2010, 01:54:58 pm
well, now that everything is going great, the sad moment will be when she goes back!!

and just curious... now with your new impression of her...

it's worthy?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on July 27, 2010, 06:15:03 pm
/me hugs nio (nohomo)

what are you talking about?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on July 27, 2010, 07:44:57 pm
Good morning!

Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek

HAHA

I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on July 27, 2010, 07:46:45 pm
you should have flipped over slowly
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nnaajj on July 27, 2010, 07:49:51 pm
Good morning!

Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek

HAHA

I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice
Ass = gay!
Penis = lucky you!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 07:51:52 pm
you're black; you're supposed to think the other way around
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nnaajj on July 27, 2010, 07:53:50 pm
lol
Which black man wants someone holding there ass?
A black man likes looking at girls ass.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Anjel on July 27, 2010, 08:15:15 pm
You don't get it.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nnaajj on July 27, 2010, 08:17:17 pm
Wait, what?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on July 27, 2010, 08:20:26 pm
animate your avatar so he does the MC Hammer shuffle it bugs the hell out of me that he doesn't when the stance is perfect for that retarded shit



ANYWAY BACK TO MAKING POSTS TO CONVINCE BEBOP TO RAPE HER
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nnaajj on July 27, 2010, 08:24:09 pm
lol what you on about?
I ain't going to animate that, and if I did it would be on a special occasion.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Enso on July 31, 2010, 03:38:34 pm
Sorry to be off-topic though.

... how much bigger your cock is..
Some girls asked me that before especially in school. lol I'm like "What the heck!"

I understand you have special guest around there. Yeah, I had some special guests before. I think one of 'em spent a week with me and my family. Just two female guests. You two must be good friends with each other yet, huh? IDK. I think other members here seem like they expect you to go for romance just like my friends here. lol

Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek
This reminds me when one girl put her head against my ****. Oops. If my g/f finds out about this, she'll get mad at me or kill me. :P

Yeah.... its' kinda strange. How ya guys doin'? Doin' OK? :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Duo Solo on July 31, 2010, 07:50:11 pm
you should have flipped over slowly
I was thinking the same.
Which black man wants someone holding there ass?
*Duo Solo coughs*
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Epic Winnery on July 31, 2010, 08:54:35 pm
Good morning!

Kinda strange but I woke up today and her hand was on my ass cheek

HAHA

I won't suspect anything though I'll take it she was sleeping and didn't notice

Did you feel something in your ass when you were sleeping?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 01, 2010, 10:58:54 am
Why were you guys sharing the same bed? What're you guy's a couple?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on August 02, 2010, 10:28:23 pm
Why were you guys sharing the same bed? What're you guy's a couple?

Because I felt like it. No, not a couple.

Anyways, she just left this morning guys.
It's been fun and interesting.
No, we have not done anything sexual. I chose not to, because it just didnt feel like we had enough time to understand each other

You know how in the beginning I was having such a hard time communicating and understanding her?

Well, it changed dramatically towards the end.

We started communicating very well... and we were able to laugh at each others jokes. She laughed at mine especially and we just had a good time. Girls always will like and remember a guy who can make them laugh and smile.

In the beginning she used to freak out if I gave her the slightest touch.
Towards the end I was giving her massages and occasionally caressing my hand on her legs and she didnt do anything. same with her tummy :D

anyways, I was able to tell she was opening up to me because she started talking to me more. she also started doing stuff like putting her head on my shoulders and blah blah

i would put my arm around her at times and she seems okay about it too

so all the signs piece together and make sense

2 weeks is not enough for us to become lovers
but its sure enough time to get to know each other very well

if we had more time I'm sure we could be more than friends...

I dont know... everyday our friendship just progressively got better and better, you know
its amazing

and yeah...  she left this morning
I dropped her off at the airport
so the story of Japanese girl is basically over

oh I forgot to mention
in the beginning she was all like "hmm, I dunno if I could visit next year, I gotta worry about my future and save money" blah blah...

but towards the end she was all like "omg I love America... I will come back next time!!"

so yeah :D
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 02, 2010, 10:35:12 pm
Your sharing of beds had heavy sexual undertones. Its almost impossible to carry out an inter-gender friendship without some kind of sexual tension being involved from at least one side of the party. Unless you're both asexual.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Luis Alejandro on August 02, 2010, 10:36:37 pm
So... How many times did you fap
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 02, 2010, 10:37:49 pm
And did you do it over her?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on August 02, 2010, 10:40:33 pm
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs248.snc4/39729_471882499427_697244427_6474103_4092980_n.jpg)

So... How many times did you fap

I never fap before. Probably never will.
Your sharing of beds had heavy sexual undertones. Its almost impossible to carry out an inter-gender friendship without some kind of sexual tension being involved from at least one side of the party. Unless you're both asexual.

Well... I did kinda wanna do it with her at times when I was checking out her legs, ass, and tits but... I think that's natural for guys

and I felt tempted many times but I had to overcome the temptation
I don't know how she felt about me though
what do you guys think she felt?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 02, 2010, 10:42:41 pm
DEM TEEF.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on August 02, 2010, 10:43:30 pm
and I felt tempted many times but I had to overcome the temptation
I don't know how she felt about me though
what do you guys think she felt?

only she can really answer you that now. But you are both young and you have time, its not like you were expecting something so soon either.
If you think it matters, ask her later on.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on August 02, 2010, 10:43:42 pm
... :gonk: :gonk: :gonk:

YUUUMIIIIIIIIII!!!!!

god why does she look like Yumi!!1!!!!!!

:bigcry:


glad you had a good time though and I guess youre pretty content with the fact that you wont probably hear anymore rape/sex jokes.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Enso on August 02, 2010, 11:04:37 pm
That was the greatest time you had there with your guest, Rain.  ;D You overcome your sexual temptation because you wanted to avoid that from your guest noticing it. It's good thing you guys shared a lot of good stuff, but not having love affair. Yep, a lot of us are like that in staring, you know, blah blah blah, and all that. I should overcome my temptation too if my future guest comes in. Some girls just like guys to stare at them and get close in making love at first especially getting naked. :P But some girls hate .... i dunno.. can't explain in detail, but I have a thought about it. It's good to maintain your friendliness towards guests especially this situation. :) How long has it been? 2 weeks already? :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Anjel on August 02, 2010, 11:23:06 pm
god why does she look like Yumi!!1!!!!!!

Because all Asians look the same.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: c00p on August 03, 2010, 01:22:08 am
what do you guys think she felt?
she was ready n' willing, and you totally missed the hot intercontinental sex  :-*
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on August 03, 2010, 02:14:10 am
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs248.snc4/39729_471882499427_697244427_6474103_4092980_n.jpg)



ok, now I can believe she is japanese, the reason is cruel so I wil put it inside spoiler tags.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 03, 2010, 03:16:14 am
Is it the slanted eyes?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 03, 2010, 03:22:19 am
is it the shitomgodzilla teeth?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: DragonSlayerEX on August 03, 2010, 03:50:24 am
(http://sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/hs248.snc4/39729_471882499427_697244427_6474103_4092980_n.jpg)

So... How many times did you fap

I never fap before. Probably never will.
Your sharing of beds had heavy sexual undertones. Its almost impossible to carry out an inter-gender friendship without some kind of sexual tension being involved from at least one side of the party. Unless you're both asexual.

Well... I did kinda wanna do it with her at times when I was checking out her legs, ass, and tits but... I think that's natural for guys

and I felt tempted many times but I had to overcome the temptation
I don't know how she felt about me though
what do you guys think she felt?
She looks allot like the intern thats staying with me. :)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: kakkoii superhero on August 03, 2010, 04:11:50 am
So... How many times did you fap

I never fap before. Probably never will.


you never appreciate female ....  :(
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: 8-Bit Mr. A on August 03, 2010, 06:39:43 am
I appreciate women with my left hand
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: NiO ErZeBeTh on August 03, 2010, 12:19:23 pm
Quote
In the beginning she used to freak out if I gave her the slightest touch.
Towards the end I was giving her massages and occasionally caressing my hand on her legs and she didnt do anything. same with her tummy :D

anyways, I was able to tell she was opening up to me because she started talking to me more. she also started doing stuff like putting her head on my shoulders and blah blah

i would put my arm around her at times and she seems okay about it too

so all the signs piece together and make sense

2 weeks is not enough for us to become lovers
but its sure enough time to get to know each other very well

man, I think she was interested... I mean, I have a friend who seems interested in me, all my friends told me is obvious, and well, it's nearly the same actions on her, except I haven't touched her legs... for now :P
(I have seen her just 2 days in "real life")...

and we haven't spend much time, just 2 days, and a few internet chats, and I think there's some tension, and some jokes about sex stuff, you know, some flirt here and there... and reading what you say, probably she will want it...

I will say this...
you missed your opportunity... maybe she felt you weren't interested on her and was shy to start some stuff...   
or
congratulations, it's hard to see dudes who don't do sex when they sleep with a girl, and this shows that your brian is over your body, but maybe you got trapped in the friend zone...
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Enso on August 03, 2010, 01:47:51 pm
In the end, after knowing each other all the time, and if she gets back to California to meet you, maybe you guys will make love and have a love affair. lol She'll get hooked on you more after knowing who you really are. I guess you guys would bang each other and sleep on bed together. WAKA-LOL!!!!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Jesuszilla on August 03, 2010, 01:54:03 pm
this shows that your brian is over your body
.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: S.D. on August 03, 2010, 02:01:14 pm
I never fap before. Probably never will.

That can't be healthy.

...Good luck with that.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on August 03, 2010, 02:05:38 pm
I don't believe it... at all. It's impossible.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Gheleon on August 03, 2010, 02:07:41 pm
this shows that your brian is over your body

ok :laugh:
Best typo ever.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Bastard Mami on August 04, 2010, 12:58:27 am
Indeed
is it the shitomgodzilla teeth?

Indeed
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: hjk on August 04, 2010, 05:38:30 am
Hey everything's going great recently.
anyways, I'm reporting in with a positive this time! :]
You got incredibly lucky.

My mind is abuzz with speculation, but chances are that all of my guesses will be wrong. I guess all that's left to ask is if you two are keeping in touch.


but maybe you got trapped in the friend zone...
You seem like quite the liar. Stop with that "friend zone" nonsense.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Epic Winnery on August 04, 2010, 05:44:19 am

I never fap before. Probably never will.
I don't believe it... at all. It's impossible.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on August 04, 2010, 10:10:34 am
Yeah I know, I get that all the time. People are surprised, people don't believe, but believe what you will, the truth remains.

I never plan on doing it, never did, never will.
It's just not in my nature... I don't know why.

My mind is abuzz with speculation, but chances are that all of my guesses will be wrong. I guess all that's left to ask is if you two are keeping in touch.

She wrote me an email a day after she returned back to Japan with a very nice "Thank you" and "I will neverrrr forget you" and "I treasure this experience and everything thanks to you."

She will be coming back next year.
And I'm okay with it, I suppose.

And she also appreciates me for teaching her all the English which improved.

and yeah... I guess you'll expect news for next year!
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Nero D. on August 04, 2010, 10:27:45 am
You. Will. Get. Ball Cancer



you need to masturbate to...pretty much get rid of excess sperm cells cause an overload will cause cancer(i think)
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: unbeknowNst on August 04, 2010, 10:34:46 am
This thread is getting ridiculous now. Story's been told, so we should all move on now.
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Palette Jesus on August 04, 2010, 10:42:43 am
It's unfathomable.

It's literally impossible for you to never have masturbated AND still be a virgin. Even people who have enough sex masturbate. You realize what you're saying, right? Plus you have access to the internet... do you not watch porn either?
Title: Re: So... a friend from Japan is visiting
Post by: Iced on August 04, 2010, 10:52:39 am
It's unfathomable.

It's literally impossible for you to never have masturbated AND still be a virgin. Even people who have enough sex masturbate. You realize what you're saying, right? Plus you have access to the internet... do you not watch porn either?

people will be people and everyperson is slightly different, im locking this before it becomes a "LETS DISCUSS OTHER PEOPLE MASTURBATION HABITS"