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Administration => Public Staff discussion => April Fools 2016 => Topic started by: DukeNukem 2417 on April 01, 2016, 04:27:11 pm

Title: Joker for President
Post by: DukeNukem 2417 on April 01, 2016, 04:27:11 pm
I'd, ah, like to announce my......

*looks at notes*

candidacy for President of the United States, as a convicted criminal.  I'll be.....ah, I'm running as an Anarchist, though I'm not opposed to changing my status to Libertarian. 

:D 
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: Donald J. Trump on April 01, 2016, 04:32:00 pm
This clown Joker... sad excuse for a candidate. Very low energy, beady eyes, can't trust him. I want an apology for his classless heckling at my last rally! Don't see him as a factor in this race. Total joke!
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: Hephaistos31 on April 01, 2016, 04:33:32 pm
I believe in You, Donald. You'll beat them all you'll see!!
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: TrumpBot 1 on April 01, 2016, 04:38:24 pm
The Joker is a lightweight - we understand that. He wouldn’t be able to do this — he wouldn’t know a trade deal from any other deal and what certain people are trying to do is they’re trying to take - we just went up in the last poll, we went up two points in the last poll and we continue to go up.

I built a great company — you’ll see that in ‘60 Minutes’ last night. I built a great company — it’s a phenomenal company with very little debt, tremendous cash flow.I’m funding my own campaign - guys like The Joker, I mean, he desperately needs money — ask the car dealer in Gotham City.
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: "Bad News" Hoffmann on April 01, 2016, 04:46:12 pm
(http://pre10.deviantart.net/9d6d/th/pre/i/2016/039/4/9/ga_hq_crossover_art_contest_by_jahary-d9mhi6t.png)

[Boom]
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: GTA on April 01, 2016, 04:55:21 pm
Thanks to the president, i'm finally...
(http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/animatedfeetscenes/images/8/88/Lucy_Van_Pelt_saying_I_feel_free.jpg/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/185?cb=20140705224122)
Title: Re: Joker for President
Post by: DukeNukem 2417 on April 01, 2016, 04:57:51 pm
Lightweight....have you ever been to prison?  I've been to prison.  Lightweights don't survive in prison. 

I am no lightweight.  I'm damaged, yeah, but not a lightweight! 

I need to go set a car on fire....gimme a minute...