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girl gets owned because of nintendogs
#1  September 29, 2010, 03:48:56 pm
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1315826/Girls-lip-torn-dog-heard-barking-Nintendo-DS.html?ito=feeds-newsxml
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Megan Walker's family say a friend’s bull mastiff cross went berserk when it heard barking on a Nintendo DS game.

It dragged Megan, nine, off a sofa as she played the virtual pet puppy game Nintendogs.
oh my god! videogames are going to end us all a-
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Ms Melville was unavailable for comment, but it is understood that she told police that Megan may have kicked Saracen and that is why he attacked her.
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#2  September 29, 2010, 03:52:01 pm
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Why would you kick a dog that's known to attack humans?
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#3  September 29, 2010, 03:54:28 pm
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This news kinda cancels itself out.

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#4  September 29, 2010, 05:10:54 pm
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Bull mastiffs are pretty docile dogs from what I remember.  You have to do a lot to piss them off.
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#5  September 29, 2010, 05:52:34 pm
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nintendo games have high frequencies with subliminal messages in it that makes people crazy
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#6  September 29, 2010, 06:01:02 pm
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#7  September 29, 2010, 06:13:34 pm
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Why would she leave a little girl alone with a dog?
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#8  September 29, 2010, 07:44:42 pm
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Why is the dog stupid enough to attack at unrealistic barking noises?
Why is the stupid kid not playing with a real dog?
Why are they blaming the game?
Why isn't this dog trained not to be stupid?
THEY LEFT HER ALONE WITH A BULL MASTIFF?!
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#9  September 29, 2010, 07:49:29 pm
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Why is the dog stupid enough to attack at unrealistic barking noises?
Why is the stupid kid not playing with a real dog?
Why are they blaming the game?
Why isn't this dog trained not to be stupid?
THEY LEFT HER ALONE WITH A BULL MASTIFF?!
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#10  September 29, 2010, 08:11:02 pm
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#12  September 29, 2010, 11:52:12 pm
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Great, more fuel for the "Gaming is Evil, Let's Burn It!" sect, I swear this shit seems purposeful.

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#13  September 29, 2010, 11:58:07 pm
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Ms Melville was unavailable for comment, but it is understood that she told police that Megan may have kicked Saracen and that is why he attacked her.
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#14  September 30, 2010, 05:46:55 pm
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Ms Melville was unavailable for comment, but it is understood that she told police that Megan may have kicked Saracen and that is why he attacked her.

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