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Started by AerosMugen, February 06, 2013, 11:38:40 pm
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Free sex if you win the tournament
#1  February 06, 2013, 11:38:40 pm
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#2  February 06, 2013, 11:42:16 pm
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This would be the perfect premise for a fighting game. No more of that cliche supernatural/corporational scheme bullshit, just win the tournament and get laid.

Also 'Super Eagles'? That's the lamest name I've ever heard.
Last Edit: February 06, 2013, 11:46:41 pm by Captain Bullshit Anime
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#3  February 06, 2013, 11:47:06 pm
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This would be the perfect premise for a fighting game. No more of that cliche supernatural/corporational scheme bullshit, just win the tournament and get laid.

Also 'Super Eagles'? That's the lamest name I've ever heard.

Wasn't that the plot of Matrimelee?
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#4  February 06, 2013, 11:56:20 pm
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Close, the plot of Matrimelee was you get married. 
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#5  February 06, 2013, 11:56:58 pm
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enjoy yer aids

EDIT:
I'm not saying that all prostitutes have aids. (Incase there are prostitutes lurking amongst us here. Then I'm terribly sorry that I accidentally hurt your feelings.)
My image parsing is stupid.
Last Edit: February 07, 2013, 12:02:06 am by carlvic2
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#6  February 07, 2013, 12:15:58 am
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#7  February 07, 2013, 12:31:51 am
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Raping the loser during the tournament is not the same as having consensual sex as champion.
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#8  February 07, 2013, 12:51:45 am
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Wait a minute, did she just call the whole team a bunch of whore mongers?
I mean she's offering for 'free' what they all implicitly would have otherwise been paying for. ;)
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#9  February 07, 2013, 01:02:54 am
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#10  February 07, 2013, 02:27:13 pm
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Close, the plot of Matrimelee was you get married. With a loli.
Fixed for the truth. I would prefer team fans than prostitutes, but well... it's a good incentive in the end :thumbsup:

Also... it was just me or I missread about one prostitute offers free sex to the whole team?? (inb4 bukkake)
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#11  February 07, 2013, 05:49:18 pm
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