Do not ask for content to be created!
If what you want doesn't exist, asking others to make it for you is not the way to go. If you want something done, do it yourself.
Hey my man this isn't what the request board is about.
Good day from the house of the haunted
Get a job, get a house, get a coffin
Don't stray from the path, remain where you at
That maximizes our profit
Is that blunt? Oh well, hell, so's this boot
We live to hear you say "please don't shoot"
A pure delight, c'mon, make my night
When I file reports what's right's what I write