The MMO loop of lording something you have over someone else can get addictive. "Ohohoho, I've got Rare Summer Bikini Lucina! You jelly, fella?"
If you go in with a set character that you want to have and the odds aren't in your favor prepare to question your self-worth a little.
Good day from the house of the haunted
Get a job, get a house, get a coffin
Don't stray from the path, remain where you at
That maximizes our profit
Is that blunt? Oh well, hell, so's this boot
We live to hear you say "please don't shoot"
A pure delight, c'mon, make my night
When I file reports what's right's what I write